ATTN: PD! RE; DOK HOWL & CHARLEY BROWN - SIREN SONG ALERT!!!

[E.O.T.]

THESE TWO (aforesaid)

          are about to unleash a consumptive firestorm, a veritable flesh and soul eating maelstrom, an all encompassing apocalypse the likes of which no post-er(ette) familiar with this board, has ever been witness, here on the p.d.

DO NOT

          say you'd not been warned!!!

[The Wizard]

God I hope you're right.

[Adios]

THESE TWO (aforesaid)

          are about to unleash a consumptive firestorm, a veritable flesh and soul eating maelstrom, an all encompassing apocalypse the likes of which no post-er(ette) familiar with this board, has ever been witness, here on the p.d.

DO NOT

          say you'd not been warned!!!

Goodness no! This is the new Hawk.

Love

[East Coast Hustle]

Hey, let's start another pointless thread about drama that doesn't even need to exist. Maybe we can get this one to 10 or 20 pages and start a dozen other similarly stupid and inflammatory threads until half of apple talk is nothing but pointless whining about an issue that, in all reality, never existed in the first place.

If we're really lucky, a half-dozen posters will immediately jump in to verbally suck someone's dick without even adding their own original thoughts to the thread.

[Adios]

Well, I'm not starting anymore threads.

[East Coast Hustle]

Hey, let's be petulant!

I swear to christ, sometimes you fuckers make me feel like I have about 50 wives, only nobody's putting out. I don't know how the mormons do it.

[Doktor Howl]

Hey, let's be petulant!

I swear to christ, sometimes you fuckers make me feel like I have about 50 wives, only nobody's putting out. I don't know how the mormons do it.

Love, respect, and rufies.

[Adios]

Sheesh, I'm simply trying to be nice, why all the anger?

[East Coast Hustle]

IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.

[Adios]

IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.

I'm done being nice. I was this close to a rainbow induced heart attack.

[East Coast Hustle]

edited: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE :hrosie: EMOTICON?

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

[AFK]

edited: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE :hrosie: EMOTICON?

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

I think your 'r' went rogue. 

[Adios]

I just don't think you fuckers appreciate the effort it took for two drug addled old men to maintain the level of concentration and consistency we displayed here last night.

Bastards. YOU HAVE ALL FORGOTTEN WHAT REAL TROLLS ARE.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.

I've decided to suck your dick without adding my own original opinion to this thread.


Or not.


Dok and Hawk rhyme.

[Jasper]

I wouldn't have started a thread about it if I saw this.