human virus scanner

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http://totl.net/VirusScanner/   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was kinf of fun.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Amiga
    Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.

Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Discordia
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
    Stop caring!

Hippyism
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Macintosh
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

[Soylent Green]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
   Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
   Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
   Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
   Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion
   Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
   Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia
   Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
   Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
   As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
   Stop caring!

Brand Names
   Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
   Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
   Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
   Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
   Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (60%)
   Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Free BSD (85%)
   The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

X11 (60%)
   I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (90%)
   Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

[Eater of Clowns]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Cthulhu
    Read some Enid Blyton.

Goth
    Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Industrial
    Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Discordia
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (80%)
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Sci-fi (80%)
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Japan (90%)
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Religion (80%)
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Gaming (60%)
    Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Politics (85%)
    Stop caring!

Computer Games (60%)
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (60%)
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

[Requia ☣]

Man this thing is old.  TSR, seriously?

Pokemon
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Free BSD
    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Gaming
    Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

UNIX
    Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Discordia
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
    Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
    As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
    Stop caring!

Hippyism
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

8-Bit (90%)
    Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Sci-fi (90%)
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Brand Names (95%)
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
    I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (90%)
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

[Remington]

Viruses you suffer from:

Discordia
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
    Stop caring!


The truth, it burns.

[Kurt Christ]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
Stop caring!


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

[Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard]

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
   Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
   Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Sci-fi
   Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Free BSD
   The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

BBCB
   CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Religion
   Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit
   Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British
   No need for cure. Benign virus.

UNIX
   Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Southampton
   Move to the Isle of Wight.

So that's what the dolphin logo was doing in there. Hang on... oh my, for the love of Pix, these dudes are old Southamptonians. I swear we'rethey're not all like this...

Discordia
   Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Oh, no... http://totl.net/Kipple/

Windows
   Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
   As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

vi
   Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Politics
   Stop caring!

Computer Games
   Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
   Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
   Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
   Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock
   Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (90%)
   Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood (80%)
   Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Japan (90%)
   Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Brand Names (95%)
   Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
   I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Hippyism (98%)
   Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Cars (75%)
   There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

[Messier Undertree]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

British (90%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow, it's kind of depressing me that I'm the only person here who remembers the Amiga.

[Requia ☣]

I know of it, but I think I'm too young to have seen one.

[Payne]

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

USA
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

TotL
    Go read Brunching

BBCB
    CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
    No need for cure. Benign virus.

Discordia
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
    Stop caring!

Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (95%)
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Gaming (60%)
    Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

8-Bit (90%)
    Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Japan (60%)
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

X11 (60%)
    I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Hippyism (98%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Prog Rock (60%)
    Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars (75%)
    There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Southampton (69%)
    Move to the Isle of Wight.

Also, I know the Atari well, is prolly my favourite console ever, the one I had.

[Triple Zero]

Wow, it's kind of depressing me that I'm the only person here who remembers the Amiga.

ex-demoscener here, I have seen more Amigas in my life than I should for my age :-P for some reason, the C64 sceners were generally more fun to hang out with, but maybe that was just because the Dutch Amiga Demoscene people were a bunch of extreme losers.

also

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Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Politics
Stop caring!


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

[Jenne]

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.