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Started by Luna, March 09, 2011, 09:54:57 PM

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Luna

Vampires.

No, I'm not talking about the sparkly faggot in the movies, the ones with the fangs in the WAY too many she-porn books cluttering up the shelves, or the twitwads to think it makes them cool and mysterious to dress in black, cut each other up, and exchange bodily fluids in ways that are less fun and more stupid than the way most other people do it.

I'm talking about the people walking around with so much grey in their lives that when they see somebody else with some color, they have to do whatever it takes to take that color for themselves.

What kind of sorry fucker do you have to be to need to take what someone else has, rather than build something of your own?  How miserable do you have to be to need to tear down what somebody else has built to find the stuff  to build something, yourself?

And how fucking stupid do you have to be?  Seriously, if you compromise the building materials, it's not like anything you build with them is going to last?  If you tear apart something to take what you want from it, you've done a fuckjob on the thing you're taking, and it will never be what you admired in the first place.

It'll never be as shiny and bright as it was before you came in and fucked it up, and, now that you've broken it once, it'll break again, easier and faster.  You deserve what you get.

If I see something I want, let me have the patience to wait until it's up for grabs, or the brains to find something else.

Or kill me.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote


The Good Reverend Roger

Very nice.

Now more rage.  You have to shit it out, or it'll eat holes in your intestines.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2011, 02:04:56 AM
Very nice.

Now more rage.  You have to shit it out, or it'll eat holes in your intestines.

I know...  Just having trouble getting a grip on it to drag it out into the light.

I think I'm afraid of it.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 02:16:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2011, 02:04:56 AM
Very nice.

Now more rage.  You have to shit it out, or it'll eat holes in your intestines.

I know...  Just having trouble getting a grip on it to drag it out into the light.

I think I'm afraid of it.

You'll be amazed how fast it evacuates.  It's like puking after one of THOSE drunks.  Takes all day to get started, then BLARRRRRRRRG!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2011, 03:27:28 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 02:16:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2011, 02:04:56 AM
Very nice.

Now more rage.  You have to shit it out, or it'll eat holes in your intestines.

I know...  Just having trouble getting a grip on it to drag it out into the light.

I think I'm afraid of it.

You'll be amazed how fast it evacuates.  It's like puking after one of THOSE drunks.  Takes all day to get started, then BLARRRRRRRRG!

There's another piece in the works, might actually be postable.  Still poking around the edges of it.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2011, 03:27:28 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 02:16:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2011, 02:04:56 AM
Very nice.

Now more rage.  You have to shit it out, or it'll eat holes in your intestines.

I know...  Just having trouble getting a grip on it to drag it out into the light.

I think I'm afraid of it.

You'll be amazed how fast it evacuates.  It's like puking after one of THOSE drunks.  Takes all day to get started, then BLARRRRRRRRG!

The Good Reverend speaks troof.