Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM
Now, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Robert Anton Wilson...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here:  http://principiadiscordia.org , where he can make all the proclamations he likes...to himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times.  

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...

...SUCKER.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:26:01 AM
Oh, yeah...almost forgot:  

DO NOT tell "the stiffy joke", unless there is an actual corpse (and the attendant bottle of booze) present.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 07, 2005, 04:38:52 AM
And don't quote stack.  And no tiny text!  Most people (i.e. me) won't read that shit.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fluffy on September 07, 2005, 04:42:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?


hmmm. fresh meat.

you might want to add that if you whip out your +5 sword of damocles
or talk like a character from some epic fantasy/sf/sci-fi channel/anime commercial product
expect to find yourself facedown in the gutter in the morning
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:46:16 AM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?


hmmm. fresh meat.

you might want to add that if you whip out your +5 sword of damocles
or talk like a character from some epic fantasy/sf/sci-fi channel/anime commercial product
expect to find yourself facedown in the gutter in the morning

You're just doing that to bait Rabid Badger.

Uh, but yeah...keeping the RPG stuff in the RPG forum isn't required, but it makes you less likely to get mugged.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:57:57 AM
Also:  Is there ANYBODY who takes Crowley seriously?  

And remember:  the proper spelling is "mahdgjickque"  :lol:
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Post by: fluffy on September 07, 2005, 05:07:11 AM

what i meant was
when somebody starts posting stuff
with all kind of inside references to some pop culture trash
i haven't seen/read/participated in
or did so long ago i forgotten
"i'm the quizziac harderack blah blah blah"
it really, really bores me

take it to some fan site
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 05:07:54 AM
Quote from: fluffy
what i meant was
when somebody starts posting stuff
with all kind of inside references to some pop culture trash
i haven't seen/read/participated in
or did so long ago i forgotten
"i'm the quizziac harderack blah blah blah"
it really, really bores me

take it to some fan site

Point.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 07, 2005, 05:22:43 AM
also if i amy suggest:

as a warm up and introduction from your own damn trip to the no one need agree because reality needs no consensus of the imainary pd.com boards, http://www.23ae.com . sure i was an internet renowned discordian thinker by the time i hooked up with the 23ae crowd(in thanks large;y to my glorious kayo sauce recipe, an dof course, my giant penis), but it was from those peopel that brought me here, so i am predisposed to force my own chronology of experience down other people's throats. return the favour by stuffing a two-four and a few shots of monte alban down mine.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 07, 2005, 05:48:11 AM
Quote from: fluffy
hmmm. fresh meat.

you might want to add that if you whip out your +5 sword of damocles
or talk like a character from some epic fantasy/sf/sci-fi channel/anime commercial product
expect to find yourself facedown in the gutter in the morning
If they are whipping out that sword, aren't they either pretty stupid or pretty fucked anyway :lol:  :twisted:
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 07, 2005, 06:01:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
And remember:  the proper spelling is "mahdgjickque"  :lol:

I think you're missing the 2nd g.

Also, don't complain to The Mgt or the mods, because they don't really care.
Except for Mal, but she'll kill you just to watch you die if you fuck with her. Seriously.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 06:02:42 AM
Quote from:  
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
And remember:  the proper spelling is "mahdgjickque"  :lol:

I think you're missing the 2nd g.

Also, don't complain to The Mgt or the mods, because they don't really care.
Except for Mal, but she'll kill you just to watch you die if you fuck with her. Seriously.

No shit.  Remember the last guy that asked Malaul for help?

We were picking bits of him out of the ventilation ducts for WEEKS.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: agent compassion on September 07, 2005, 06:10:05 AM
Isn't there a silent pickle in "mahdgjkicquehe?"



8)

Oh, and Rog? I'm not the only one with superpowers. I mean, Verthaine just owned a hurricane.  :twisted: ::bows respectfully in V's direction::
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 06:10:44 AM
Quote from: agent compassionIsn't there a silent pickle in "mahdgjkicquehe?"



8)

Oh, and Rog? I'm not the only one with superpowers. I mean, Verthaine just owned a hurricane.  :twisted:

I TOLD you guys that it would take more than a little wind to kill Verthaine.
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Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 07:02:15 AM
A) The OP fucking rules
B) I like Crowley but detest all of his followers, kind of like Jesus
3) I second whoever said that http://23ae.com is the place to experiment with novice Discordianism. This is advanced Discordianism, because everyone on here is jaded from talking to other Discordians and realizing they're assholes.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 07:07:11 AM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellA) The OP fucking rules

Thanks...but the post only said what everyone was thinking.
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Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2005, 01:28:19 PM
Yaaay Roger!

Nicely done.  I should point out, much like a Don Rickles routine, that any of the above suggestions can be amusing, but only with the proper sense of timing, and only once.  If you try to turn it into a running joke, you will become the running joke.


Also:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAlso:  Is there ANYBODY who takes Crowley seriously?  

And remember:  the proper spelling is "mahdgjickque"  :lol:

Take him seriously?  No, but I think he's pretty funny, sometimes.
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Post by: hooplala on September 07, 2005, 01:51:20 PM
All noobs should be forced to do Roger's laundry for at least a week, out of reverence.  Or something like that.

On that note, Roger, I still have two argyle socks over here that don't belong to me.  One claims it's name is Crackerjack, but the other one is staying mum.  

Yours?
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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 07, 2005, 09:20:04 PM
I disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.
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Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on September 08, 2005, 12:39:16 AM
yea but your a retarded cunt who should stfu untill he has somthing witty/funny/original to say
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2005, 12:52:51 AM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 01:42:01 AM
Actually I think it was slightly funny because he said "testicles". Not really "Ha ha" funny, more like, "You said testicles" funny.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2005, 01:43:47 AM
Quote from:  Actually I think it was slightly funny because he said "testicles". Not really "Ha ha" funny, more like, "You said testicles" funny.

That's funny?
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 01:49:19 AM
Yeah, in a Beavis & Butthead sort of way. Its not genuinely funny and it probably wouldn't make anyone over the age of 12 laugh but its slightly better than just posting tired discordian phrases.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2005, 01:49:46 AM
Quote from:  Yeah, in a Beavis & Butthead sort of way. Its not genuinely funny and it probably wouldn't make anyone over the age of 12 laugh but its slightly better than just posting tired discordian phrases.

Not really.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 01:56:17 AM
Ok...

23 poorly done breast implants?


23?

I rest my case.

Still,

Quote from: DiL12ayea but your a retarded cunt who should stfu untill he has somthing witty/funny/original to say

This is the correct response.
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Post by: fluffy on September 08, 2005, 02:44:10 AM
Quote from:  Yeah, in a Beavis & Butthead sort of way. Its not genuinely funny and it probably wouldn't make anyone over the age of 12 laugh but its slightly better than just posting tired discordian phrases.


sooooo
you are saying you are not over the age of 12?
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Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on September 08, 2005, 02:47:23 AM
P.S. All Discordians are idiots, assholes or both. Also, they all think they're funny but most of them aren't.
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Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 02:47:33 AM
Quoteyou are saying you are not over the age of 12?

Not mentally, anyway. fn0rdisc0rdia is actually a wart on a 35 year old Enterprise fan's ballsack that has developed limited sentience.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 02:59:09 AM
(edited for copyright)

Just sayin.
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Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 03:00:52 AM
Eldora would fucking anybody. Don't mess with the Michiganders, you n00b.

8)
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 03:05:11 AM
:lol: Whatever you say AC.  :lol:
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Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 03:30:59 AM
You're such a passion killer, really :D
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 03:32:35 AM
Yeah, I know. I just don't want you jumping into something for the wrong reasons. I like you. Trust me on this though, its not a worthy cause. I'll PM you with the details if you want.
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Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 03:34:33 AM
No thanks, just leave Eldora alone, and I'll leave you alone. I'm pig sick of everyone bashing her of late, it's the new fad I know, but she's a nice lady.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 03:36:05 AM
:lol: Consider her completely ignored.  :lol:

Seriously though, take a second look at who's holding the shit stick.
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Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 08, 2005, 04:03:11 AM
I'm staying out of this whole mess.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 08, 2005, 04:28:43 AM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellI'm staying out of this whole mess.
And the smartest person on PD.com award of the day goes to, that guy :lol:
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 03:17:12 PM
Quote from: agent compassionNo thanks, just leave Eldora alone, and I'll leave you alone. I'm pig sick of everyone bashing her of late, it's the new fad I know, but she's a nice lady.

I second this. F-nordy, you don't know her, nor do you really know what you are trying to step into. You going to keep trying to bait her and then complain when she defends herself?

But if you have grievances of some sort....what the hell? PM me with your complaints. Let's see if there is any substance.
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Post by: Issarlk on September 08, 2005, 03:57:46 PM
Quote from: fluffy
what i meant was
when somebody starts posting stuff
with all kind of inside references to some pop culture trash
i haven't seen/read/participated in
or did so long ago i forgotten
"i'm the quizziac harderack blah blah blah"
it really, really bores me

take it to some fan site

It looks stupid too and shows your lack of communication skill to everyone.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 04:52:33 PM
Yeah and besides it's "Kwisatz Haderach."

:D
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 08, 2005, 04:54:33 PM
What the hell does that mean?
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Post by: LMNO on September 08, 2005, 04:55:59 PM
All shall be revealed here. (//www.justfuckinggoogleit.com)
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Post by: fluffy on September 08, 2005, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: agent compassionYeah and besides it's "Kwisatz Haderach."

:D


oh

you know how to spell it, eh?

hmmmmm....
keeping my eyes on you
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Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 04:59:53 PM
I forgot...it's some Dune thing...it's been a while since I read that book...
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Post by: gnimbley on September 08, 2005, 05:01:10 PM
Quote from: agent compassionI forgot...it's some Dune thing...it's been a while since I read that book...

I believe you, AC.

Really! I DO!
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Post by: unlike_someone on September 08, 2005, 05:03:00 PM
Quote"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
---- Frank Herbert, Dune - Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear
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Post by: gnimbley on September 08, 2005, 05:09:20 PM
Many years after I read the book (which at the time I thought was
really great, mostly for the myth building the "witches" did) I picked it
up and started to read it again.

It was really boring. I didn't finished the first chapter.
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Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 05:10:04 PM
Hey, I used up most of my nerdly powers on Doctor Who trivia. I don't have room for Dune.

8)
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Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 08, 2005, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: LMNOAll shall be revealed here. (//www.justfuckinggoogleit.com)

and here (http://mycroft.mozdev.org/quick/wikipedia.html)
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Post by: unlike_someone on September 08, 2005, 05:29:42 PM
I've never actually read the entire book... had to return it before I finished it.... I just really, really like that quote.
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Post by: agent compassion on September 08, 2005, 05:36:21 PM
Yeah, it's a good one.
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Post by: Malaul on September 08, 2005, 10:33:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger


Also, don't complain to The Mgt or the mods, because they don't really care.
Except for Mal, but she'll kill you just to watch you die if you fuck with her. Seriously.
Quote

No shit.  Remember the last guy that asked Malaul for help?

We were picking bits of him out of the ventilation ducts for WEEKS.
excuse me a sec


what are you babbling about?
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Post by: Malaul on September 08, 2005, 10:35:38 PM
Quote from: agent compassionNo thanks, just leave Eldora alone, and I'll leave you alone. I'm pig sick of everyone bashing her of late, it's the new fad I know, but she's a nice lady.
seconded
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 10:57:22 PM
Don't start that up again. Trust me: It will not end well.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger


Also, don't complain to The Mgt or the mods, because they don't really care.
Except for Mal, but she'll kill you just to watch you die if you fuck with her. Seriously.
Quote

No shit.  Remember the last guy that asked Malaul for help?

We were picking bits of him out of the ventilation ducts for WEEKS.
excuse me a sec


what are you babbling about?

Oh c'mon Mal, we're still picking bone fragments out of the ceiling!
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Post by: Malaul on September 08, 2005, 11:06:01 PM
whatchu talkin bout willis
I dont remember this
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 11:09:11 PM
I think you blacked out... But yeah.. it was horrific to say the least. You're lucky we're good at cleaning that sort of thing up or you'd probably be in prison by now. That was pretty fucking brutal.
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Post by: Malaul on September 08, 2005, 11:10:08 PM
ANyone get opics of that?
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2005, 11:43:37 PM
I think they were all destroyed during your brutal rampage.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2005, 01:02:11 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger


Also, don't complain to The Mgt or the mods, because they don't really care.
Except for Mal, but she'll kill you just to watch you die if you fuck with her. Seriously.
Quote

No shit.  Remember the last guy that asked Malaul for help?

We were picking bits of him out of the ventilation ducts for WEEKS.
excuse me a sec


what are you babbling about?

I didn't write the second sentence in the first passage, but I should have.

In any case, I was just referring to your "Old Testament moments".

Or the time you made the n00b monkey dance.
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Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 09, 2005, 10:52:36 PM
WEEOOOLINKS FOR OUR FACE TO WATCH! SHOW US THE ANGSTY WRATH OF THE MAL!
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Post by: LHX on September 11, 2005, 01:48:38 AM
"true discordian"

baaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa

does a hurricane know that it is called a hurricane?



at least i didnt make that mistake
tho i did hit most of the other ones on the list
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 01:55:24 AM
Quote from: LHX"true discordian"

baaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa

does a hurricane know that it is called a hurricane?



at least i didnt make that mistake
tho i did hit most of the other ones on the list

It's just part of being a n00b.

The reason I wrote this is to save on having to bash n00bs into not boring us.

The suggestions aren't rules, after all.  I mean, this isn't COMMUNISM. :lol:
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Post by: LHX on September 11, 2005, 01:59:28 AM
fuck

i feel bad for anybody who has had knowledge of this shit for a long time


this planet seems a lot like a fucked up kind of waiting room where somebody has spread a REALLY bad joke
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 02:09:19 AM
Quote from: LHXfuck

i feel bad for anybody who has had knowledge of this shit for a long time


this planet seems a lot like a fucked up kind of waiting room where somebody has spread a REALLY bad joke

It's more like a church in which someone has farted in a wet and messy way.

But it's too late, bro...you KNOW, now, and you can't UNKNOW, no matter how much you'll soon wish you could.

Yes, it really IS that fucked up, and it's NOT gonna get any better, and you will not be saved.

The thing to remember is that the world isn't after you personally, even if the demons have your name tatooed on their foreheads.
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Post by: LHX on September 11, 2005, 02:19:46 AM
i guess shit is an acquired taste



it looks like its either get dirty or get dirted
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 02:24:48 AM
Quote from: LHXi guess shit is an acquired taste



it looks like its either get dirty or get dirted

Worse...it's BOTH.

You can describe Human Society(tm) as people climbing up a ladder, one after the other, with those below eating those above from the feet up, while those above defecate on those below.

Best part is, there is no prize at the top of the ladder.  Ho ho!  Isn't THAT funny?  That SUV and the $2 Mn house won't fiit in your coffin, it turns out.

Nope.  Rich and poor people decompose at the same rate...and the real joke is that the "successful" people didn't have time to have any FUN before they croaked.
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Post by: LHX on September 11, 2005, 02:31:25 AM
hahahahahaaaa

FUN

they may not have any fun
but they sure do know how to pretend

had me convinced for a while
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2005, 02:37:21 AM
Quote from: LHXhahahahahaaaa

FUN

they may not have any fun
but they sure do know how to pretend

had me convinced for a while

Hell, they've convinced THEMSELVES.  They say to themselves, "So what if there is a vast conspiracy(tm)?  They're not after me, I pay my taxes, I obey the laws, no matter how goofy they are...I vote the right way, I go to church..."

And they're right...the conspiracy isn't out to get them, because they've been had all along!

So have most "rebels", who decry corporations while wearing their Hot Topic(tm) official rebel clothing(tm), and listen to the corporate-approved anti-establishment bands.

In the end, there is no difference between the functionary in his cube, and the freak with dyed hair and Doc Martins.  They are both grist for the conspiracy mill.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 11, 2005, 02:51:15 AM
THE GOOD REVEREND'S BUDDHA NATURE IS STRONG!
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Post by: LHX on September 11, 2005, 02:54:11 AM
it is true

the only conspiracy is ignorance



situation normal IS all fucked up


take it personal

take it very very personal
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Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 11, 2005, 03:01:41 AM
http://p213.ezboard.com/bgothicpoetry24640

TAKE THE PERSONAL OUT UPON THE THEM! WEEOO! JUSTICE! GREAT!
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Post by: LHX on September 11, 2005, 03:16:08 AM
fisher price: my first trolling mission
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 11, 2005, 03:21:04 AM
MAKE OUR BUDDHA NATURE PROUD!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mangrove on September 11, 2005, 03:30:52 AM
i really should not be enjoying the goth poetry massacre as much as i am but when you get lines like this:

WE ARE SORRY TO DELIVER THE UNHAPPIES BUT WE ARE ONLY MESSENGER!*


it's kind of hard to not cheer them on for great justice.

:lol:



* Property of BGP.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 11, 2005, 07:14:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.

How about we let the old, angry, jaded members be old, angry and jaded

and let the new, naive, excited members be new naive, and excited.

And your endless bile isn't funny either.

p.s. guess which one I am- you will be wrong
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 11, 2005, 08:05:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerallow me to make a few suggestions
I SO don't fucking 5 belong here 23, fn0rd. :cry:
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 11, 2005, 08:09:16 PM
Quote from: DiL12a[to Mal-3]yea but your a retarded cunt who should stfu untill he has somthing witty/funny/original to say
DiL, I love you, but you're quite, quite wrong there. :lol:
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 11, 2005, 08:09:28 PM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerallow me to make a few suggestions
I SO don't fucking 5 belong here 23, fn0rd. :cry:
You belong here more than most of the rest of us :lol:  :twisted:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 11, 2005, 08:16:25 PM
Dammnit, caught. Lord Zotan says 'Hi folks' btw.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 12, 2005, 02:03:41 AM
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.
[/u]

How about we blah blah blah.

Blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blahblah. Blah blah blah.

Blah? Blah! Blah!!! Blahblah!

p.s. I'm an asshat.

MOTORCYCLE!
(http://forum.if.isra.co.il/ud/gugul/Pic/97%20Harley-Davidson%20XLH%20Sportster.jpg)
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Post by: agent compassion on September 12, 2005, 03:53:27 AM
This is the correct motorcycle! :D :D :D

Honestly, what's wrong with letting noobs be noobs?

Granted, there's no points being awarded for those who can cram the most
PD references into their name/sig/posts, but still - a clear identity isn't developed overnight.
Then again, what if they're not putting on an identity? What if they're just trying to make themselves known and there's a cool person hiding behind a derivative nickname?
Are you gonna run them off because of how they appear or are you going to let them introduce themselves first, hmmmmm?
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 12, 2005, 04:28:53 AM
Quoteforced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed

You are a truely cruel man, Rog.

I knew there was a reason I wanted to sodomize you.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 12, 2005, 11:49:02 AM
That's not Jebus' Motorbike!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 12, 2005, 03:45:36 PM
well it SHOULD be.

I think Jeebus needs to fire his agent and hire someone who can hook him up with all the newest gadgets and wingdings.

8)
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 12, 2005, 05:10:33 PM
Jesus had no motorbike, he was a chinese chef!  He walked everywhere because he was fat and thats how his doctor told him to lose weight!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 12, 2005, 06:34:24 PM
Quote from:  
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI disagree with absolutely everything everyone has said thusfar.

My name is Malaclypse and I have 23 testicals.

Ickfen.

See, kids?  Was that funny?  Well, it won't be funny if YOU do it, either.
[/u]

How about we blah blah blah.

Blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blahblah. Blah blah blah.

Blah? Blah! Blah!!! Blahblah!

p.s. I'm an asshat.

Venom, venom, venom
Bile, bile, bile
Angry little men,
Without an ounce of style

P.S. Thanks for the support Syn.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 12, 2005, 09:30:10 PM
Dude, you are a complete tool. Just sayin.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 12, 2005, 10:56:02 PM
QuoteVenom, venom, venom
Bile, bile, bile
Angry little men,
Without an ounce of style
WAYSA?
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Post by: unlike_someone on September 12, 2005, 11:40:42 PM
Quote from:  Dude, you are a complete tool. Just sayin.

Better to be a complete tool then an incomplete one. At least this way you have a use.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 13, 2005, 01:13:47 AM
This is true... I guess..
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Post by: fluffy on September 13, 2005, 02:02:44 AM

oh yeah
if you post pictures
the preview button is your friend

use it
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 13, 2005, 02:15:41 AM
Me? My picyures show up fine.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fluffy on September 13, 2005, 02:46:46 AM
Quote from:  Me? My picyures show up fine.


r u a n00b?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 13, 2005, 02:54:33 AM
(on different computers = P)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Tokemaster on September 13, 2005, 10:36:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNow, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Robert Anton Wilson...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here:  http://principiadiscordia.org , where he can make all the proclamations he likes...to himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times.  

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...

...SUCKER.


Yeah... i only got one word for you, and thats is KISSFLARP! I haven read anything, and thats inlcude your post... i don't even know why Im writing this... well KISSFLAP on you!
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Post by: Acoge on September 15, 2005, 07:52:34 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellA) The OP fucking rules
B) I like Crowley but detest all of his followers, kind of like Jesus
3) I second whoever said that http://23ae.com is the place to experiment with novice Discordianism. This is advanced Discordianism, because everyone on here is jaded from talking to other Discordians and realizing they're assholes.
Well I had to talk to few more people then just discordians to figure out that I was an asshole but after I met a few discordians and they told me I was an asshole I was all like yeah I must be an asshole because not only do people call me an asshole but these assholes think I'm an asshole... It was kind of like when someone becomes a singer because a singer says they have a good voice....
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2005, 02:30:37 AM
From the This Is The Kind Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department:

Quote from: Tokemaster
Yeah... i only got one word for you, and thats is KISSFLARP! I haven read anything, and thats inlcude your post... i don't even know why Im writing this... well KISSFLAP on you!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2005, 02:33:14 AM
Quote from: LHXit is true

the only conspiracy is ignorance



situation normal IS all fucked up


take it personal

take it very very personal

Hehehe...no, there are LOTS of conspiracies, and the BIG Conspiracy(tm) isn't about ignorance, so much as it is about stupidity.  Notice the subtle difference?
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 16, 2005, 02:39:40 AM
I don't know if the difference between ignorance and stupidity is all that subtle when you stop to look at it...
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2005, 02:40:56 AM
Quote from:  I don't know if the difference between ignorance and stupidity is all that subtle when you stop to look at it...

Ignorance can be cured.

Stupidity is FOREVER.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 16, 2005, 02:44:28 AM
(http://www.motorcycle.com/mo/mcnuts/mcphotos/tokyo8.jpg)
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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 16, 2005, 05:11:00 PM
Poor, poor Rev. Rodger

He has to put up with sillyness on his precious bile-board.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2005, 05:42:40 PM
have you stopped eating dick yet?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 16, 2005, 10:13:25 PM
Heh, the obvious answer to that question is an enthusiastic cum-soaked no. Mal3 is a hardcore toolbox (FO LIFE YO! 23 &5 LOLZERSK8S!!!!@!1@#)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 12:55:28 AM
Quote from:  Heh, the obvious answer to that question is an enthusiastic cum-soaked no. Mal3 is a hardcore toolbox (FO LIFE YO! 23 &5 LOLZERSK8S!!!!@!1@#)

Meh.  All I've seen him do is vent bile, so I'll take his comment for what it is worth ($0.00 USD).
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 17, 2005, 12:59:27 AM
I think you're seriously overestimating the retail value.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 01:01:24 AM
Quote from:  I think you're seriously overestimating the retail value.

Troof.  We should bill him for wasting our precious time on this mudball.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Pope On A Rope on September 17, 2005, 04:38:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from:  I think you're seriously overestimating the retail value.

Troof.  We should bill him for wasting our precious time on this mudball.

Don't forget the interest. The APR alone is at 32%
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Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 17, 2005, 05:22:08 AM
WEEOOOO! NOW IS TIEM FOR SECOND MORTGAGING!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 17, 2005, 10:23:51 AM
You guys know absolutely nothing about me-

as I have shown you none of my work.

I've been feeling you out

Thusfar (with exceptions) I see people who cannot argue without childish insults. I dont respect you. And you don't respect me for the opposite reason.

Anyone want to actually argue with me on my point?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2005, 03:10:43 PM
no, we'd prefer if you just shut up and went away.

8)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 17, 2005, 03:59:44 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryYou guys know absolutely nothing about me-

as I have shown you none of my work.

I've been feeling you out

Thusfar (with exceptions) I see people who cannot argue without childish insults. I dont respect you. And you don't respect me for the opposite reason.

Anyone want to actually argue with me on my point?


acutally you have shown us your work. the work that presents itself to us here, that is, that you have decided to coem into a gorup of stranger and dictate morals unto them in some holier than thou context. i twouldn't be as irritating if it wasn't such a pisspoor, dick eating filled effort. you talk abotu childishness, and yet

who the fuck do you think you are to come in here, com eplete stranger and tell me or anyone else that we're bullies and to iignore us? DID WE SAY WE"RE MORE DISCORDIAN THANTHOU ART? OH JUBELUM you cut of my balls, an dyet stil did i not give you the word? oh jubello you maimed and totured me, an dyet still no w0rd!

seriously, take the dick outtta yoru ass because it's cloggin your ability to think. you've been feeling us out? wow fantastic! anopther manipulative dick feaster! go feel out eric adn talk all day about how adult liek you are, and how childish we are, and how it makes you horny, because yopu crave the hairless dick of prepubescence!

i know you post at poee.co.uk, an dfrankly if i was interested in more of your work, i'd go there and find it, however, you've mor ethan proven here that your work is not worth my time.
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 17, 2005, 05:03:43 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager...i know you post at poee.co.uk...
Sporadically.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 17, 2005, 05:13:38 PM
yeah i read there sporadically, so i recognized his name, but don't knwo abotu the frequeny of his postings. i wne tback it seemed to be largely threadjacking with adspam for that frunet bullshit website. i did a quick skim, it only fueled the vitriol i have for moran dick eaters, and introduced a whole ficitional organization as a target for my vitriol a legon of unoriginonal anti creative fru bullshit. horray for sticking one's own dick in one's own mouth!
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 17, 2005, 05:18:33 PM
Ok. I'l just stand outside the toilet with the drano at the ready.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 17, 2005, 05:19:29 PM
ok get eh plunger too, you'll need it because i'm gonan crawl inside and die now.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 17, 2005, 05:20:46 PM
Plunger - check.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Acoge on September 17, 2005, 08:20:29 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryYou guys know absolutely nothing about me-

as I have shown you none of my work.

I've been feeling you out

Thusfar (with exceptions) I see people who cannot argue without childish insults. I dont respect you. And you don't respect me for the opposite reason.

Anyone want to actually argue with me on my point?
I see.

so you don't consider these posts work?!?!?

work (w?ªrk)
n.
Physical or mental effort or activity directed toward the production or accomplishment of something.

well they are... and we haver seen them... and if they are making "negative" comments about them they are indeed commenting on your work... sorry dude.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2005, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryYou guys know absolutely nothing about me-

as I have shown you none of my work.

I've been feeling you out

Thusfar (with exceptions) I see people who cannot argue without childish insults. I dont respect you. And you don't respect me for the opposite reason.

Anyone want to actually argue with me on my point?

1.  That's because you haven't told us anything about you.  You've just spewed bile.

2.  See #1.

3.  Then don't be a dick, at least until we know you.  Easy.

4.  Your posts are being given the consideration they deserve.  Seeing as how you have offered nothing in the way of arguments (other than attacks on posters), what were you expecting?

5.  Sure.  What the hell is your point?  Speak up, and perhaps we'll "argue".
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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 18, 2005, 04:43:21 PM
My original point- If you want to get back on topic (and off the bashing spree) was that Noobs need to be nurtured and not trashed.

Morality? I've got none- I just dislike the idea that a fresh perspective is less valuable than a solidified perspective. And I will always argue for the weaker side.

and FRU is the God of laughter and the Beloved son of ERIS-
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Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on September 18, 2005, 04:48:23 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryFRU is the God of laughter
which is why Mal is still here folks. You'll get used to him. :)
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Post by: unlike_someone on September 18, 2005, 05:23:42 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryMy original point- If you want to get back on topic (and off the bashing spree) was that Noobs need to be nurtured and not trashed.

Morality? I've got none- I just dislike the idea that a fresh perspective is less valuable than a solidified perspective. And I will always argue for the weaker side.

and FRU is the God of laughter and the Beloved son of ERIS-

I wasn't trashed when I first started posting. I just thought a little about what I wanted to say before I started typing.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 18, 2005, 06:53:36 PM
ik reiterate all the posts i made yesterday on this matter.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2005, 06:55:05 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryMy original point- If you want to get back on topic (and off the bashing spree) was that Noobs need to be nurtured and not trashed.


Take it like a man.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2005, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: unlike_someone
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryMy original point- If you want to get back on topic (and off the bashing spree) was that Noobs need to be nurtured and not trashed.

Morality? I've got none- I just dislike the idea that a fresh perspective is less valuable than a solidified perspective. And I will always argue for the weaker side.

and FRU is the God of laughter and the Beloved son of ERIS-

I wasn't trashed when I first started posting. I just thought a little about what I wanted to say before I started typing.

True.  You also didn't foist off tons of RAW retreads off on us, nor did you spend your whole time crying when people laughed at them.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 18, 2005, 06:58:28 PM
he refuses to accept the reality that we are an independant organization , and have our own customs and fresh insights. he doesn't realize we are nurturing the n00bz in ou rown special. he doesn't realize that he's got his dick so far up his ass, that he really is being morally superior, in fact ever sentence in teh post where he claims nt to be, proves that he is.

if fur is a god of laughter, well i've seen you're website, and it is a joke.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2005, 07:02:06 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerhe refuses to accept the reality that we are an independant organization , and have our own customs and fresh insights. he doesn't realize we are nurturing the n00bz in ou rown special. he doesn't realize that he's got his dick so far up his ass, that he really is being morally superior, in fact ever sentence in teh post where he claims nt to be, proves that he is.

if fur is a god of laughter, well i've seen you're website, and it is a joke.

Kinda brings back the good old days, doesn't it?

When the retards from the YBC kept hounding us with quotes from the PD, and chastising anyone who dared contradict it?

Like I have said elsewhere, M3 has potential...if only he'd get off the numerology bullshit & RAW retreads, and start writing.

Also, he should probably stop trying to act like he's old skool, and pay his dues like everybody else.
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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 18, 2005, 07:04:07 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
if fur is a god of laughter, well i've seen you're website, and it is a joke.

FRU, not fur

other than that- thank you. That's the first nice thing you've said to me.

And it's a work in progress. Right now about the only button that works is "read/see"
I have about twenty times the content waiting to be uploaded.
But it's going slow- since I don't own a computer or can ever get to the city where my brother, the programmer, lives.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 18, 2005, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
if fur is a god of laughter, well i've seen you're website, and it is a joke.

FRU, not fur


hitler was a sensitive man too.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 18, 2005, 07:56:09 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryMy original point- If you want to get back on topic (and off the bashing spree) was that Noobs need to be nurtured and not trashed.

Morality? I've got none- I just dislike the idea that a fresh perspective is less valuable than a solidified perspective. And I will always argue for the weaker side.

and FRU is the God of laughter and the Beloved son of ERIS-

I don't know if they need to be nutured.  Sometimes they get trashed too much, but that is usually the ones who come in like a bull in a china shop, like I did.  And I think of it as more of a hazing.

I can usually argue both sides of an argument, it is usually more fun to take the underdog's side, I agree.

Fru? who?  Laughter is good :lol: One would think we would have more of that around here, huh?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2005, 08:05:53 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
if fur is a god of laughter, well i've seen you're website, and it is a joke.

FRU, not fur


hitler was a sensitive man too.

Troof.

Also, Mal3 came in more like a retard on a tricycle.
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Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2005, 01:13:07 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI just dislike the idea that a fresh perspective is less valuable than a solidified perspective. And I will always argue for the weaker side.


Well, I'll tell you what... When you post something that actually does touch upon a new perspective, and actually isn't something we've covered dozens of times already, I'll be happy to listen to you.

Until then, you can pretty much have a 90% chance of certainty that almost any topic in Principia Discordia, Illumanatus!, Schodinger's Cat Trilogy, Quantum Psychology, and The Book of Lies has been covered.  But if you don't believe me, here's a suggestion:

Start a new thread, calling it (perhaps) "Retreads" [please note the obvious faux anagram of "Retards"], and post your fresh perspectives there.  If it turns out you have meaningful, new content, the cream will rise to the top.  If, on the other hand, you have nothing but things similar to "Words are symbols and symbols can never be wholly true so words are meaningless nrifsjdfsd", we shall make not hesitation in poking you with sticks.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 19, 2005, 05:30:24 PM
Yous forgot to tell Mal3 that we never stop poking each other with sticks. That may be important for him to know on the day he breaks down and starts to ask Eris "why, man, why?"
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 19, 2005, 05:34:35 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryMy original point- If you want to get back on topic (and off the bashing spree) was that Noobs need to be nurtured and not trashed.

Morality? I've got none- I just dislike the idea that a fresh perspective is less valuable than a solidified perspective. And I will always argue for the weaker side.

and FRU is the God of laughter and the Beloved son of ERIS-
Glad you feel that way... if thats how you want to treat N00b's .... great.

in the mean time you feel that you are not being treated that way... so fucking suck it up.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 19, 2005, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
if fur is a god of laughter, well i've seen you're website, and it is a joke.

FRU, not fur

other than that- thank you. That's the first nice thing you've said to me.

And it's a work in progress. Right now about the only button that works is "read/see"
I have about twenty times the content waiting to be uploaded.
But it's going slow- since I don't own a computer or can ever get to the city where my brother, the programmer, lives.
the constructive crit he gets upset aty but an actuall insult and bam... he says thanks... heap it on boys we have ourselves a masocist.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 19, 2005, 05:38:42 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYous forgot to tell Mal3 that we never stop poking each other with sticks. That may be important for him to know on the day he breaks down and starts to ask Eris "why, man, why?"
You know... you haven't stabbinated me in a while.... whats up with that?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 19, 2005, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYous forgot to tell Mal3 that we never stop poking each other with sticks. That may be important for him to know on the day he breaks down and starts to ask Eris "why, man, why?"
You know... you haven't stabbinated me in a while.... whats up with that?

I was distracted by all the Baptists. Sorry.

<stabbity stabberingly fuckity stabbinates Chaosgraves>

Now, bleed over there on the tarp. We just mopped the fricken floor!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 19, 2005, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisYou know... you haven't stabbinated me in a while.... whats up with that?

I was distracted by all the Baptists. Sorry.

<stabbity stabberingly fuckity stabbinates Chaosgraves>

Now, bleed over there on the tarp. We just mopped the fricken floor!
*holding wounds going over to the tarp*

But I am a babtist.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 19, 2005, 05:58:35 PM
You are a "BABtist"?

Where were you when the Muslims killed BAB?
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 19, 2005, 05:59:06 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou are a "BABtist"?

Where were you when the Muslims killed BAB?
Better believe it Buster
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Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 19, 2005, 07:09:56 PM
I wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2005, 07:12:03 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of EXCESSIVE SEMANTIC MASTURBATION.

:mrgreen:


Fixed that for you.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2005, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:

Can you explain my relentness need to destroy then?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2005, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:

Can you explain my relentness need to destroy then?


Oooh!  Oooh!

::raises hand::



Is it because of your tragic and traumatic childhood?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2005, 07:18:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:

Can you explain my relentness need to destroy then?


Oooh!  Oooh!

::raises hand::



Is it because of your tragic and traumatic childhood?

Unless I supressed the memories, no.

LMNO, nil points.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaclypse the Tertiary on September 19, 2005, 07:20:36 PM
explination-

Religions based on Peace and Love spawn Chaos and Fury

and-

Religions based on Chaos and Fury spawn...
Chaos and Fury.

and-

It's easy to mouth the words of an anti-religion without getting either the meaning or the message.  Just look at me.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2005, 07:22:23 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Cain

Can you explain my relentness need to destroy then?


Oooh!  Oooh!

::raises hand::



Is it because of your tragic and traumatic childhood?

Unless I supressed the memories, no.

LMNO, nil points.

Damn!

Is it because of the Bob Hope "incident"?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 20, 2005, 12:12:37 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Cain

Can you explain my relentness need to destroy then?


Oooh!  Oooh!

::raises hand::



Is it because of your tragic and traumatic childhood?

Unless I supressed the memories, no.

LMNO, nil points.

Damn!

Is it because of the Bob Hope "incident"?

No, I'm pretty certain that was a result of my needs.  Besides, Ma3 is meant to be explaining this.  He understands Discordians.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 20, 2005, 12:53:37 AM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:

I can'te tell you how relieved I am that there's only one of them.

8)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 01:04:32 AM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:

REAL Discordians? :lol:
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 20, 2005, 02:23:35 AM
Too bad he isn't a fake discordian like me...
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 02:42:33 AM
Quote from:  Too bad he isn't a fake discordian like me...

Meh.  I'm done trying to encourage him.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 20, 2005, 02:45:58 AM
At least you tried, now lets kick his teef in!
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Is that really necessary?
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Pfft, you're next bitch!
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Post by: AFK on September 20, 2005, 02:48:18 AM
Quote from:  Is that really necessary?
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Hahahaha, he thinks he's people!!!!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 20, 2005, 05:53:39 AM
Quote from:  Too bad he isn't a fake discordian like me...

Pfft, I was a Fake Discordian before you were.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on September 20, 2005, 01:13:50 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:

I can'te tell you how relieved I am that there's only one of them.

8)

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Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 20, 2005, 07:30:54 PM
?ó2

Also,

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from:  Is that really necessary?
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Hahahaha, he thinks he's people!!!!

What?
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Dude, don't tell him; he'll totally fucking lose it!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Acoge on September 21, 2005, 01:08:07 AM
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryI wouldn't be here if I didn't understand the nature of the Discordian.

:mrgreen:
Sure you would... theres a difference between knowing about them and knowing about their "true" nature....
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Acoge on September 21, 2005, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiaryexplination-

Religions based on Peace and Love spawn Chaos and Fury

and-

Religions based on Chaos and Fury spawn...
Chaos and Fury.

and-

It's easy to mouth the words of an anti-religion without getting either the meaning or the message.  Just look at me.
He still doesn't get it.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaul on September 21, 2005, 01:10:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from:  Is that really necessary?
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Hahahaha, he thinks he's people!!!!
doenst he know that soilent green is people?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 01:11:35 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from:  Is that really necessary?
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Hahahaha, he thinks he's people!!!!
doenst he know that soilent green is people?

It is?  *munch, munch*
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaul on September 21, 2005, 01:12:25 AM
::passes the salsa::
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Acoge on September 21, 2005, 01:18:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 01:19:22 AM
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.

Crap.  Autocannibalism.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaul on September 21, 2005, 01:21:35 AM
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.
nah, its the spicy ones in this batch
the bitter ones are going in the bitter sweet cho9colate chip cookies
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaul on September 21, 2005, 01:21:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.

Crap.  Autocannibalism.
great isnt it?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 01:23:25 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.

Crap.  Autocannibalism.
great isnt it?

I taste like cordite & axle grease. :evil:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 21, 2005, 03:21:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.

Crap.  Autocannibalism.
great isnt it?

I taste like cordite & axle grease. :evil:

Stop it  :lol:  :oops:  :twisted:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 03:22:07 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.

Crap.  Autocannibalism.
great isnt it?

I taste like cordite & axle grease. :evil:

Stop it  :lol:  :oops:  :twisted:

I can't...it's like Pringles...
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 21, 2005, 03:24:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.

Crap.  Autocannibalism.
great isnt it?

I taste like cordite & axle grease. :evil:

Stop it  :lol:  :oops:  :twisted:

I can't...it's like Pringles...
At least it was axle grease and not gun oil :lol:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 21, 2005, 04:21:21 AM
Mmm... Cordite..
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 04:22:00 AM
Quote from:  Mmm... Cordite..

Smells like...the post office.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2005, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from:  Mmm... Cordite..

Smells like...the post office.

CHARLIE DON'T SURF-- um, I mean CHARLIE DON'T USE ZIP CODES!
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Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Acoge on September 21, 2005, 07:53:30 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaul::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?
People... but the bitter ones.
nah, its the spicy ones in this batch
the bitter ones are going in the bitter sweet cho9colate chip cookies
Um.... maybe you should have been watching me a little closer...

I used this jar in the salsa

* holds up the jar that reads "bitter people "*

And this one in the chocholate chip cookies

* holds up the jar that says "Spicey People"*
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 21, 2005, 08:45:24 PM
Spicey chocolate chips? Dude, wtf?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Acoge on September 22, 2005, 05:32:22 PM
Quote from:  Spicey chocolate chips? Dude, wtf?
I thought it would be good... and it was.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LHX on September 28, 2005, 08:04:51 PM
//www.urbandictionary.com

should be included in the n00b kit
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 29, 2005, 06:03:36 AM
Or google.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 01, 2005, 03:48:24 PM
GOOGLE MY NUTSACK WITH A CLAWHAMMER!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Rod Stewart on October 03, 2005, 02:51:40 PM
That sounds painful mate.  Perhaps a nice ballad from my latest album will calm your nerves.  Let me just get into costume.......
Title: Re:WHAT THIS MEANS
Post by: cat~maxwell on October 06, 2005, 06:34:45 AM
SubGeniusness was created after the original SubCordians wanted to smooke their weed without hatefilled Texas losers coming and smoking it all up like HOGS and then ranting insanely about how their being smart enough (to be pigs0 made them "superior' to other human beings.  the zenarchists were glad to see them branch out -- and the schism has mutated further into a humorlessinjoke -- the Holocaustal branch of the Subgenius church.

-The original Subgenius writers planned for this devolvation/subhuman mutation of hate and thus holocaustal losers are not he only ones who are subgenisues -- there are emergentiles and rogue rewardians -- and the holocaustals are globally acknowleldged as beuing as hate fi8lled and hypocritical as the dogmatic Normal institutions the SubChurch PRETENDS to make fun of. (all i am saying is shit the slackless Bobby losers are Proud OF -- BUT ONLY WHEN YOU SAY IT WHILE KISSING THEIR ASS.)

-to prove their geek uselessness these assholes will flame me.  But "Bob" who NEVER EXISTED has already smok't their money --
hail eris

cat Maxwell

pope that in your smike and choke it

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNow, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Robert Anton Wilson...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here:  http://principiadiscordia.org , where he can make all the proclamations he likes...to himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times.  

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...

...SUCKER.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2005, 06:40:37 AM
What?  Who let you back near a PC?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2005, 08:08:21 AM
Heh...
Title: Re:WHAT THIS MEANS
Post by: hooplala on October 06, 2005, 02:48:17 PM
Quote from: cat~maxwellSubGeniusness was created after the original SubCordians wanted to smooke their weed without hatefilled Texas losers coming and smoking it all up like HOGS and then ranting insanely about how their being smart enough (to be pigs0 made them "superior' to other human beings.  the zenarchists were glad to see them branch out -- and the schism has mutated further into a humorlessinjoke -- the Holocaustal branch of the Subgenius church.

-The original Subgenius writers planned for this devolvation/subhuman mutation of hate and thus holocaustal losers are not he only ones who are subgenisues -- there are emergentiles and rogue rewardians -- and the holocaustals are globally acknowleldged as beuing as hate fi8lled and hypocritical as the dogmatic Normal institutions the SubChurch PRETENDS to make fun of. (all i am saying is shit the slackless Bobby losers are Proud OF -- BUT ONLY WHEN YOU SAY IT WHILE KISSING THEIR ASS.)

-to prove their geek uselessness these assholes will flame me.  But "Bob" who NEVER EXISTED has already smok't their money --
hail eris

cat Maxwell

pope that in your smike and choke it

First Newbie that's amused me in months.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2005, 02:50:18 PM
not really a noob.  check out some of his previous posts.


Not really amusing, either.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2005, 03:02:41 PM
I cant remember, is he a troll account of someone here?  Cuz if so, 10/10.  If he's actually another real person.... :shock:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 06, 2005, 03:27:46 PM
Quote from: CainI cant remember, is he a troll account of someone here?  Cuz if so, 10/10.  If he's actually another real person.... :shock:
I don't think he's an alt, I think he's just nuts :shock:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 06, 2005, 03:38:25 PM
either way, I'd be hard pressed to find someone who sucks worse at life.

8)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2005, 07:17:23 PM
*couMOCgh*
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 06, 2005, 07:26:30 PM
dude, not even CLOSE.

seriously, I think cat~maxwell is the only poster in the history of this board who I would actually beat the shit out of were I to ever encounter them IRL.

major fucking douchebag.

8)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2005, 07:28:52 PM
Heh, they didn't seem that bad judging by the last post. Maybe I should read some of their other shit. Or maybe I should have a beer..
No, to early...
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mangrove on October 06, 2005, 07:32:37 PM
Quote from:  Heh, they didn't seem that bad judging by the last post. Maybe I should read some of their other shit. Or maybe I should have a beer..
No, to early...


this is mild for Cat Maxwell. grab a beer and dig around in the archives.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 06, 2005, 07:35:08 PM
yeah, I'd rather have Eric AND Aini back than that fucking tard.

8)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mangrove on October 06, 2005, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyeah, I'd rather have Eric AND Aini back than that fucking tard.

8)

if he went and visited pd.org, that might be kind of funny.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 06, 2005, 07:37:03 PM
BRILLIANT!

:lol:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2005, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from:  Heh, they didn't seem that bad judging by the last post. Maybe I should read some of their other shit. Or maybe I should have a beer..
No, to early...


this is mild for Cat Maxwell. grab a beer and dig around in the archives.

I'll check it out later when I come back from BGP's party.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 06, 2005, 08:20:59 PM
Quote from:  
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from:  Heh, they didn't seem that bad judging by the last post. Maybe I should read some of their other shit. Or maybe I should have a beer..
No, to early...


this is mild for Cat Maxwell. grab a beer and dig around in the archives.

I'll check it out later when I come back from BGP's party.

You'll be enragingly disappointed. But you'll know why cat-maxwell gets the ire.
Title: Re:WHAT THIS MEANS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 01:56:35 AM
Quote from: cat~maxwellSubGeniusness was created after the original SubCordians wanted to smooke their weed without hatefilled Texas losers coming and smoking it all up like HOGS and then ranting insanely about how their being smart enough (to be pigs0 made them "superior' to other human beings.  the zenarchists were glad to see them branch out -- and the schism has mutated further into a humorlessinjoke -- the Holocaustal branch of the Subgenius church.

-The original Subgenius writers planned for this devolvation/subhuman mutation of hate and thus holocaustal losers are not he only ones who are subgenisues -- there are emergentiles and rogue rewardians -- and the holocaustals are globally acknowleldged as beuing as hate fi8lled and hypocritical as the dogmatic Normal institutions the SubChurch PRETENDS to make fun of. (all i am saying is shit the slackless Bobby losers are Proud OF -- BUT ONLY WHEN YOU SAY IT WHILE KISSING THEIR ASS.)

-to prove their geek uselessness these assholes will flame me.  But "Bob" who NEVER EXISTED has already smok't their money --
hail eris

cat Maxwell

pope that in your smike and choke it


Jesus...there goes the neighborhood.
Title: Re:WHAT THIS MEANS
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: cat~maxwellSubGeniusness was created after the original SubCordians wanted to smooke their weed without hatefilled Texas losers coming and smoking it all up like HOGS and then ranting insanely about how their being smart enough (to be pigs0 made them "superior' to other human beings.  the zenarchists were glad to see them branch out -- and the schism has mutated further into a humorlessinjoke -- the Holocaustal branch of the Subgenius church.

-The original Subgenius writers planned for this devolvation/subhuman mutation of hate and thus holocaustal losers are not he only ones who are subgenisues -- there are emergentiles and rogue rewardians -- and the holocaustals are globally acknowleldged as beuing as hate fi8lled and hypocritical as the dogmatic Normal institutions the SubChurch PRETENDS to make fun of. (all i am saying is shit the slackless Bobby losers are Proud OF -- BUT ONLY WHEN YOU SAY IT WHILE KISSING THEIR ASS.)

-to prove their geek uselessness these assholes will flame me.  But "Bob" who NEVER EXISTED has already smok't their money --
hail eris

cat Maxwell

pope that in your smike and choke it


Jesus...there goes the neighborhood.

I don't even know what the fuck he said. I just want to stab it. Does that make me prejudiced?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Doc Howl on October 21, 2005, 06:22:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNow, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Robert Anton Wilson...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here:  http://principiadiscordia.org , where he can make all the proclamations he likes...to himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times.  

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...

...SUCKER.

Okay, I'll tear up that 5 page essay on the turkey curse.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 21, 2005, 06:24:42 PM
Post it in the contest, but you might want to pare it down to 700 words :lol:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bella on October 21, 2005, 06:24:56 PM
Nooo......we're having an essay contest right now.
Everybody who enters is writing on the PD - and your essay would fit right in.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Doc Howl on October 21, 2005, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPost it in the contest, but you might want to pare it down to 700 words :lol:

That would be like having just a drumstick at thanksgiving.  :cry:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 21, 2005, 06:27:36 PM
Quote from: Doc Howl
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPost it in the contest, but you might want to pare it down to 700 words :lol:

That would be like having just a drumstick at thanksgiving.  :cry:

Post it in parts, but only enter one part in the contest  :wink:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Doc Howl on October 21, 2005, 06:29:32 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Doc Howl
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPost it in the contest, but you might want to pare it down to 700 words :lol:

That would be like having just a drumstick at thanksgiving.  :cry:

Post it in parts, but only enter one part in the contest  :wink:

What if I hit 700 words in the middle of the curse?  Won't it backfire, if I don't finish it?

Concievably, it could take out y whole town, and that's where I keep my stuff.

:cry:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cole Frehlen on October 22, 2005, 03:02:03 AM
(http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/3372/owltalk0io.gif)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2005, 05:47:18 AM
Quote from: Doc Howl
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Doc Howl
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyPost it in the contest, but you might want to pare it down to 700 words :lol:

That would be like having just a drumstick at thanksgiving.  :cry:

Post it in parts, but only enter one part in the contest  :wink:

What if I hit 700 words in the middle of the curse?  Won't it backfire, if I don't finish it?

Concievably, it could take out y whole town, and that's where I keep my stuff.

:cry:

Actually, it will just get the mods (and one ass leech) to run you off the board.

:lol:
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on October 24, 2005, 03:59:11 PM
Quote from: Cole Frehlen(http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/3372/owltalk0io.gif)

That image makes me happy in my pants.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on October 24, 2005, 04:01:02 PM
Like this?

(http://tinypic.com/9tpxjp.gif)



Or more like this?

(http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/photoshop/pwned.gif)
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on October 27, 2005, 03:36:40 AM
That reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2005, 03:37:18 AM
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopThat reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.

Furries are HILARIOUS to troll, though.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on October 27, 2005, 04:00:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopThat reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.

Furries are HILARIOUS to troll, though.

I can't say I've ever had the pleasure. They're pretty fucking funny, though.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 27, 2005, 05:15:46 AM
Quote from: CainLike this?

(http://tinypic.com/9tpxjp.gif)

I declare this the pic of the day!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2005, 05:17:55 AM
seconded
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Malaul on January 13, 2006, 08:38:28 PM
3rd
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 20, 2006, 07:54:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopThat reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.

Furries are HILARIOUS to troll, though.

It's even more fun to put various powdered substances in their fur suits and then listen from afar when the howling and screaming starts.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on January 20, 2006, 08:01:30 PM
Like ground fiberglass?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 20, 2006, 10:19:45 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaLike ground fiberglass?

Yes.

Or various things that turn painful after contact with sweat.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Merchantoftolbi on February 16, 2006, 11:40:49 PM
Hmm, this place is rather scary, might be fun!
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 16, 2006, 11:48:09 PM
Might be, only time will tell.

Welcome to the Principia Discordia forums.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2006, 10:45:34 AM
Otherwise known as hell on earth.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on February 17, 2006, 01:41:12 PM
This is the correct answer.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LHX on February 17, 2006, 02:49:43 PM
anybody else find it a bit warm in here?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on February 17, 2006, 02:52:09 PM
Not me, I'm in Bella's house, and she's right:  it's fucking freezing in here.








Whoops, better leave before she wakes up...
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2006, 03:51:17 PM
do me a favor and put a blank tape in the video recorder before you go?

just follow the wires leading out of the "smoke detector"
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LHX on February 17, 2006, 03:53:46 PM
also
i think i left my pen in the kitchen


its by the fridge

can you grab it for me?
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on February 17, 2006, 04:03:08 PM
Hey, ECH.... which camera is it?  I found one in the nightstand lamp, as well.


::grabs LHX's pen::


Ew, it's sticky.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2006, 04:04:03 PM
Quote from: erotic::grabs LHX's pen::


Ew, it's sticky.

Sorry, I couldnt find a spoon to stir the coffee with.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Merchantoftolbi on February 17, 2006, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: erotic::grabs LHX's pen::


Ew, it's sticky.

Sorry, I couldnt find a spoon to stir the coffee with.
Yeah, if saying that helps you sleep at night.
Title: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on February 21, 2006, 06:13:15 PM
Zorga finds that rum works even better than words when it comes to sleeping at night.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2006, 06:01:30 PM
Bumped for necessity
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2006, 01:03:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2006, 06:01:30 PM
Bumped for necessity

Fuck yeah.  I wondered where this went.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2006, 01:05:20 AM
Some fucker moved it from Principia Discussion, which is where I first looked.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 26, 2006, 02:34:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM
Now, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Wilson Anton Robert...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here:  http://principiadiscordia.org , where he can make all the proclamations he likes...to himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times. 

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...

...SUCKER.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2006, 10:43:38 PM
I think they ran away.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: faust on September 26, 2006, 10:45:48 PM
not really
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 26, 2006, 10:51:06 PM
you don't seem to qualify as one of them.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: faust on September 26, 2006, 10:52:46 PM
Is that cause Im quiet or cause I lurked for a year?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2006, 10:57:59 PM
Quote from: faust on September 26, 2006, 10:52:46 PM
Is that cause Im quiet or cause I lurked for a year?
That and you actually seem to be intelligent.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: faust on September 26, 2006, 11:02:46 PM
thank you. I wouldent call it intellegence, i just perfer to think about information I'm given for a while before deciding on the validity of it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2006, 11:05:39 PM
That counts.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2006, 03:35:12 AM
Quote from: faust on September 26, 2006, 11:02:46 PM
thank you. I wouldent call it intellegence, i just perfer to think about information I'm given for a while before deciding on the validity of it.

I'd consider that the best definition of intelligence I've ever heard.

TGRR,
Still hates you, though.  Out of principle.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2006, 02:53:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM
Now, first and foremost, The Good Reverend doesn't want you to think he is giving you orders...but allow me to make a few suggestions, before you run off and post your first threads/rants/etc.

1.  If you plan on posting an exciting thread showing your best Kerry Thornley/Ivan Stang imitation, please think carefully before doing so...many of us have been here for years, and we've already read the Principia/Book of the Subgenius/Revelation X, and everything by Robert Anton Wilson...and, unless you have something original to add to those, you're probably wasting your time.

2.  Likewise, referencing your pituitary gland, foot gland, or starting an Esperanto thread is very likely to result in your being fed to Fluffy.  And you don't want that, do you?

3.  "The rule of 5" and long threads discussing the mystical signifigance of the number 23 are perfectly legal...but don't cry when you get laughed at or ignored.  Again, those are only funny/interesting the first 300 or so times you hear them.

4.  Some posters (who shall remain nameless) will give you a hard time when you first start posting.  Those posters (who shall remain nameless) will call you a "sucker", tell you to "fuck off", and rip your masterpiece thread (about the number 23) to shreds.  There's absolutely nothing you can do to dissuade them (again, no names), and nobody can hear you scream.  Welcome to discordianism.

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.

6.  We really aren't impressed that you can post gibberish, in an attempt to sound "discordian".  Nor are we awed by claims of superpowers (except when Agent Compassion makes them), descent from Elder Gawds(tm), or claims of being Malaclypse (any of them).  In fact, odds are that you'll be bound and gagged, and left at 14th and Minna...a fate best left undescribed.  And - just so you know - the last guy who decided to rip off Joshua Norton's act got banished here:  http://principiadiscordia.org , where he can make all the proclamations he likes...to himself.

7.  Nobody will mod you for threadjacking...but good luck starting any threads of your own, Slappy.

8.  Spamming the latest funny thing you found on more than two (2) threads can have adverse effects, including (but not limited to):  being the recipient of universal mockery, having NOBODY look at your shit (out of sheer spite), and/or being forced to read Great Teacher Largo's old rants until your eyes bleed.

9.  Feel free to experiment with the board and all its HTML-y goodness, but be advised that multi-colored text is very hard to read, and most people won't make the effort.

10.  Pr0n bombing will probably get you modded, as will anything that can ge the admin/mods in real, actual trouble (copyright violations, etc).  If this happens, your fate is up to the powers that be, and we don't want to hear any whimpering about it.  Try not to bleed on us, m'kay?

SPECIAL BONUS SUGGESTION #11:  We've been trolled by the best.  In fact, some of us ARE the best.  So don't give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome trying to impress us...and multiple monikers don't really help.  Everyone ALWAYS finds out who you are...and, again, it's been done a million times. 

Lastly, be yourself, be original, don't feel the need to "wow" us on your first day, and have fun...

...SUCKER.

Hm.  Bet these still apply...

Otay.  Will comply.  :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 15, 2006, 07:36:23 AM
ofuk, forums ruined
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2006, 08:14:45 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind Dream on October 15, 2006, 07:36:23 AM
ofuk, forums ruined

I think you like her.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2006, 12:34:11 PM
Jenne and Fnordi sittin' in a tree...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2006, 06:25:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2006, 12:34:11 PM
Jenne and Fnordi sittin' in a tree...

b.u.kk.a.k.ing!

TGRR,
Shameless.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2006, 07:30:14 PM
Quote from: Machine Grind Dream on October 15, 2006, 07:36:23 AM
ofuk, forums ruined

Surely I do NOT have THAT much power.

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on October 19, 2006, 02:03:10 PM
Its the tattoo on that cat's arm - always gets the boys around here wound up.

That's why Salazar was so fucking popular.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on October 19, 2006, 05:21:03 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla on October 19, 2006, 02:03:10 PM
Its the tattoo on that cat's arm - always gets the boys around here wound up.

That's why Salazar was so fucking popular.

*misses Enrico waaay more than she should*

But thanks for the heads up...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fuquad on November 02, 2006, 09:11:52 AM
I haven't read this this time around.

but i've read it before.

does that leave me in the clear?!?!?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fuquad on November 02, 2006, 06:00:22 PM
Quote from: triple zero on November 02, 2006, 10:57:05 AM
if this
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=7782
is the thread you were looking for then it's very easy.

just take notice of the thread number in the original URL:
hxxp://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7782
and rewrite that in the new SMF format like this:
hxxp://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=7782

if this wasn't the thread you were looking for, then cain was right and because of the SMF coding everything's scrambled. but it starts with a post by mal3, so that's ok?

it could probably be coded so it automatically works again. a bit of javascript on the page would be easiest i think. (the prettiest solution would of course be converting all the URLs in the DB)
another solution would be to put a .htaccess rewrite rule in the pd.com/forums directory, but for that, we'd need help from the old mgt (who still manages the domain and webspace, as far as i understand?)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on November 17, 2006, 06:46:09 AM
Noted.

Thought most of those rules seemed like common sense...

I feel the most important rule of any scenario is

"If you're going to behave like an asshole, don't complain when people tell you shit's coming out of your mouth."

The whole bit about "True" or "Real" Discordianism doesn't even make sense to me...Ours is an ethos that changes at the whim of any one of it's members and is less organized than my fridge...except I think there's less semi-sentient green/purple mold in Discordianism...

~Angel
"I wish I could see outta two eyes." --Slick Rick the Ruler
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on November 17, 2006, 06:55:37 AM
If they seem like common sense, chances are you'll do just fine here.

But some people (not naming any names) have needed to be reminded of such things now and again.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 17, 2006, 07:36:32 AM
None of these rules are common sense. They all look like nice ordinary rules but the effect is subliminal. Eventually these rules will fuck you up sure as a chainsaw enema.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 17, 2006, 06:11:26 PM
it should also be noted that none of these rules are rules.

if you spam kiddie pr0n, I'll erase any trace that you ever existed from all of the internets. Other than that, the  only rule seems to be that if  two retards start arguing, the loudest most obnoxious asshole wins, and in some cases even takes over the entire  forum.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2006, 03:04:32 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on November 17, 2006, 07:36:32 AM
None of these rules are common sense. They all look like nice ordinary rules but the effect is subliminal. Eventually these rules will fuck you up sure as a chainsaw enema.

THEY AREN'T RULES, GODDAMMIT! 

Now, read it again.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: vexaph0d on December 22, 2006, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on November 17, 2006, 06:46:09 AM
...except I think there's less semi-sentient green/purple mold in Discordianism...

HaAaHAHAHaAhAHaHAHAHaAha!!!

wrong.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 02, 2007, 05:20:57 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on November 17, 2006, 06:46:09 AM
Noted.

Thought most of those rules seemed like common sense...

I feel the most important rule of any scenario is

"If you're going to behave like an asshole, don't complain when people tell you shit's coming out of your mouth."

The whole bit about "True" or "Real" Discordianism doesn't even make sense to me...Ours is an ethos that changes at the whim of any one of it's members and is less organized than my fridge...except I think there's less semi-sentient green/purple mold in Discordianism...

~Angel
"I wish I could see outta two eyes." --Slick Rick the Ruler


That's True And Real Discordian, yuo vapid fucknozzle.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:03:24 AM
Quote from: Persistent Vegetative State on January 02, 2007, 05:20:57 AM
That's True And Real Discordian, yuo vapid fucknozzle.

You're a real charmer.  Or is that Charver?  Whichever..

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:03:24 AM
Quote from: Persistent Vegetative State on January 02, 2007, 05:20:57 AM
That's True And Real Discordian, yuo vapid fucknozzle.

You're a real charmer.  Or is that Charver?  Whichever..



At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...

I see...  and somehow you view that I'm "trying too hard"

what exactly is it that you think I'm trying?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on January 02, 2007, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...

I see...  and somehow you view that I'm "trying too hard"

what exactly is it that you think I'm trying?


To appear like you understand something.  Anything.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:30:43 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on January 02, 2007, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...

I see...  and somehow you view that I'm "trying too hard"

what exactly is it that you think I'm trying?


To appear like you understand something.  Anything.

Oh, dear.  RBG has arrived.

TGRR,
Going to get the hose and gloves.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on January 02, 2007, 06:34:33 AM
You know how I feel about ellipses.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:35:15 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on January 02, 2007, 06:34:33 AM
You know how I feel about ellipses.

Um.

I've been using elipses in my rants for 4+ years.  :oops:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on January 02, 2007, 06:36:44 AM
Yeah...but you don't...type...like this..........
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:39:37 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on January 02, 2007, 06:36:44 AM
Yeah...but you don't...type...like this..........

Unnng.

(http://www.whofailedtoday.com/bbs/img/smilies/moosefukin.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Idem on January 31, 2007, 03:43:21 AM
 :troll:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 04, 2007, 06:54:48 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on January 02, 2007, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...

I see...  and somehow you view that I'm "trying too hard"

what exactly is it that you think I'm trying?


To appear like you understand something.  Anything.

I lurve you badger.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on February 05, 2007, 06:31:17 AM
Be afraid, RBoG.  VERY afraid.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 10, 2007, 10:19:38 PM
Thought this was as good a place to say hello as any!
Hello folks. I'm Alchemist, just having a trip over from venganza.org
I hope to see (?) you soon.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 10, 2007, 11:55:29 PM
Howdy there.  Ah yeah, I think we have a few people from here posting there.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
Thanks Cain. The good fight knows no boundaries!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 05:20:12 PM
Oh, and ignore anything your posters, who post on FSM, say about me. I'm really quite a nice person. I'm kind to cats and dogs, only eat babies during the mating season and enjoy Macram?©.
See. Normal! Just reading The Book now. Will post again when I get a feel for things.
Take care folks.
Alchemist
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 11, 2007, 06:13:22 PM
over at the FSM forum, do you also hate upon people who keep going on about ZOMG SPAGHETTI NOODLY APPENDAGE CREATIONISM FNORD ?

if not, you should try it sometimes.

you'll find it makes your religion so much more refreshing
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 11, 2007, 06:22:43 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 06:33:21 PM
I can do the noodly appendages thing when I have to. Just prefer the skull fuck stuff :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 11, 2007, 06:47:23 PM
Oh, I forgot to add, any questions about the PD (I guess thats "The Book" in question) I'm sure we'd be more than willing to answer. I know I'm not up to much tonight.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 06:58:30 PM
Thanks Cain. I think I'd better read all of it first :) There's nothing more irritating than a noob who hasn't read the bible. Not that that means I won't be irritating when I've read it :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 07:01:20 PM
AArgh. Too many smilies!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2007, 07:02:03 PM
Not so much the bible as a funny book they named the forum after. Quoting it will get you nowhere round these parts 23fnordpineal..etc
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 11, 2007, 07:30:27 PM
Those smilies are fucking awesome!

Not to mention I spent the best part of an afternoon uploading them.....

:evilmad:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 07:35:55 PM
Don't worry. I've never quoted Pastafarian stuff. I doubt I'll change any time soon. I may be a noob here but I've been around a bit. Just think that people should find out about a site (read posts etc) before they settle into it! That's what I plan on doing.
Don't worry about slagging me off though. I've got very thick skin and big teeth. A few Pastafarians don't talk to me any more. Boohooo! Still, bugger 'em with a barge pole I say, but make sure the lube is warmed first.
Alchemist
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 07:37:32 PM
Cain. Oh bloody hell. It's you isn't it? hahaha Talk about a small universe, or branching one
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 11, 2007, 07:54:30 PM
Um, hi?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2007, 08:02:11 PM
Quote from: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 07:35:55 PM
Don't worry. I've never quoted Pastafarian stuff. I doubt I'll change any time soon. I may be a noob here but I've been around a bit. Just think that people should find out about a site (read posts etc) before they settle into it! That's what I plan on doing.
Don't worry about slagging me off though. I've got very thick skin and big teeth. A few Pastafarians don't talk to me any more. Boohooo! Still, bugger 'em with a barge pole I say, but make sure the lube is warmed first.
Alchemist

Fuck that shit dude, just jump in I say. Have a swing by 'or kill me' and get it all off your chest. Forum has been slow today anyway I wanna read shit. What's the worst that could happen? You make an ass of yourself and we all flame you? Ask Bhode - it's character building.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 08:29:38 PM
Cain. Sorry mate. Thought you were Bill on the FSM forum. I've confused the hell out of him with that too. Still, who cares?
Mr/Ms Magic. I need a good flaming. Saves on oil! Will be back in a bit. Do I need to oil myself with strange and erotic perfumes first?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 11, 2007, 08:32:06 PM
Ah, fair enough.  I was thinking, I didn't actually remember doing more than lurking over at those forums....
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 23, 2007, 07:08:12 PM
Sorry folks, the Pasta board has been interesting the past few weeks so I've been playing. Happy as a pig in shit to be honest. Looks like the flame war I got involved in (or perhaps started :evilmad:) did some good. Not blowing my own Trumpet (tried, many times, just not big enough :( )
Had an ID fan and a xtian recently, plus a troll called bbctol - happy days :)
Catch you soon folks
Alchemist :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2007, 09:50:12 PM
Highlights?  A couple of us will likely be upsetting the faithful over at http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/index.php if you wanna have some fun.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Suu on February 23, 2007, 10:01:57 PM
Cain apparently has a doppelganger named Bill.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 24, 2007, 09:19:58 PM
oooh Cain :D might just join you on that website - thanks for the invite :)
.
Will give you links to the Thumper and Alchemist V pastafarian daddies when I remember where I've splattered them on venganza - bloody good fun though - sadly a few "pirates" really are ignoring me now - still, they were wankers! I can swear in these forums, can't I  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 24, 2007, 09:33:06 PM
Swines and godless heathens - just signed up as DanielJ - slowly, slowly catchy mousey  :lulz:
.
Will also remember to modify post instead of reposting in future - too used to shouting matches at CoFSM - hmmmm, need to shave my palms again  :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2007, 10:16:39 PM
Quote from: Alchemist on February 24, 2007, 09:19:58 PM
still, they were wankers! I can swear in these forums, can't I  :mrgreen:

No you fucking well can't!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 24, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Oh most edible of 'shrooms - really? I can't fucking well swear here? Well, bash me bishop with a wet sponge and call me Susan - bugger!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2007, 11:02:31 PM
You can't say 'susan' either. That counts as a swear word ever since since that bitch sold my fucking ps2 on ebay and then fucked off with the pizza guy.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 24, 2007, 11:41:11 PM
 :lulz:
What about Ermintrude - boing :D
Sorry - forgot to add the hahahahahaha (not sarcastic for a change) We have a couple of eminent psyches on CoFSM - could help with your Susan problem. I have a "Kate" bitch, kill, slaughter humans, aaaaargh - problem but have been healed by God - the elders laid hands upon me. When they wiped themselves clean I was healed "hollowed be thy name"
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 25, 2007, 11:25:05 AM
Thank Thurenz, he found the place.  I'm just spreading the love.  :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 25, 2007, 06:14:46 PM
In that case Cain - my thanks to Thurenz too. Going to ask their advice on my nasty masturbation habit later on. I'm in UK and should be at Church now so will leave post until 21/2200 GMT.
Does anyone here post on World Affairs Board? I haven't for ages but they are very easy to wind up
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/index.php
.
Apologies to all if this is well known to you - lots of jar heads there :D
.
Let me know when you're going to pollute http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/
I'd love to play too!

Back to CoFSM for a bit, had a few emails from a poster called Peter Popoff - I've fucked him off again. Don't you just hate it when you accidentally tread on someone's ego  :lulz:

Back soon, as long as I'm welcome here hehehehehehe
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 25, 2007, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Alchemist on February 25, 2007, 06:14:46 PM

Does anyone here post on World Affairs Board? I haven't for ages but they are very easy to wind up
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/index.php


wow the canadian side of that board has been taken over by conservatives
and not the IDontWannaKill kind
BOOKMARKED
Ill monitor this
too much on my plate in the noninterweb world
but the inquisition doesn't forget
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 25, 2007, 07:57:47 PM
Not sure best place to post this. Couldn't wait  :)
.
"Sorry to ask this. It has probably been asked before but is still awkward to ask.

I need advice about Onanism. Are we really expected to prohibit ourselves from the practice (this is a serious question by the way). I read the text as God being angered by Onan's failure to obey and provide his brother's wife with an heir!

Again, sorry about this post but it's even harder to ask about this head to head.

Is masturbation wrong?"
.
http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?p=51893#post51893
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 25, 2007, 08:14:06 PM
Masturbation is only wrong if you don't think about tubgirl (http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg) while you're doing it
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Alchemist on February 25, 2007, 08:30:47 PM
Got a few nibbles with that :D
Play time!
Thumper's a mate of mine by the way - he's just started to troll the board too, trying to get a few Pastas to play, jump in, could be fun :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 26, 2007, 01:25:22 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 25, 2007, 08:14:06 PM
Masturbation is only wrong if you don't think about tubgirl (http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg) while you're doing it

Truer words have never been spoken.

Ever.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Heckler567 on March 12, 2007, 04:41:44 PM
never wrong, perhaps maybe when thinking about a rhino that doesnt love you any more  but  not in general. but im just a noob what do i know.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2007, 08:46:39 PM
i know this is stickied and can't be bumped
but im at least giving it a new post title for the recent influx of newbies
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: saint aini on March 24, 2007, 07:57:02 PM
To the noobs (a la Combichrist):

Take you break to set the score.
I try to understand you.
Glad you got to earn it.
Get your body beat.  Let your blood flow.

I don't give a fuck.  Fuck up your life and let it go.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2007, 08:09:12 AM
Heh.

Good luck, noobs!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 08:18:00 AM
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/Iheartpopsicles/this_thread_is_retarded.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 25, 2007, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 08:18:00 AM
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/Iheartpopsicles/this_thread_is_retarded.jpg)

just helping the war effort.
I do what I can.
AKK
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 07:26:16 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting

Twisted Sister was the best band of the 20th Century.  Bar none.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
Tell me shit I don't know - 1st gig I evar saw. Nothing after came close!
(http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/6/3/2/6/506236_356x237.jpg)

Dude is 18foot tall btw
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 07:41:48 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
Tell me shit I don't know - 1st gig I evar saw. Nothing after came close!
(http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/6/3/2/6/506236_356x237.jpg)

Dude is 18foot tall btw

I heard he has 3 testicles.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on March 27, 2007, 07:42:58 PM
And also, I believe Dee Snider was the last person to actually tell the truth while testifying before Congress. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2007, 07:49:02 PM
Damn skippy! I heard they had to get the doors made bigger just to get him in there.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 27, 2007, 07:42:58 PM
And also, I believe Dee Snider was the last person to actually tell the truth while testifying before Congress. 

Nope.  John Denver was.  And he did a better job of it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2007, 07:53:46 PM
Wasn't as tall tho
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 07:57:14 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 07:53:46 PM
Wasn't as tall tho

No, but he DID throw Tipper Gore through a painting of J Edgar Hoover.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2007, 08:33:20 PM
Dee woulda thrown her through the wall
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 08:36:45 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 08:33:20 PM
Dee woulda thrown her through the wall

Dee was busy administering a hammerlock on Teddy Kennedy.

Not an easy task, I might add.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: saint aini on March 28, 2007, 12:14:53 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting

Even so, I cannot punish without thinking of Kajira unless the punishment is deserved.  I have one of her artistic nude photos in my office.  She looks so innocent and she is.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on March 28, 2007, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 28, 2007, 12:14:53 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on March 27, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Am I too late for the beatings?

*starts getting undressed*


You, being a fan of Gor, would likely enjoy that.

I, having a kajira as a friend, won't unless it's actually deserved punishment.



but but i love twisted sister... how conflicting

Even so, I cannot punish without thinking of Kajira unless the punishment is deserved.  I have one of her artistic nude photos in my office.  She looks so innocent and she is.

Houseplants of Gor (http://www.rdrop.com/~/wyvern/data/houseplants.html)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 02, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
don't we have a subforum for fans of creepy japanese stuff?

we do. it's here (http://www.erisbarandgrill.com)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Idem on April 02, 2007, 12:48:28 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 02, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
don't we have a subforum for fans of creepy japanese stuff?

we do. it's here (http://www.erisbarandgrill.com)
I TOLD THEM TO GO THERE.  DID THEY LISTEN?  NO.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2007, 02:52:05 PM
Isn't subjecting people to EB&G one of the newly allowed interrogation methods being used at Guantanamo Bay?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 02:55:10 PM
Is that place a ZOMGLOL23PINEAL!!!!!!!111!!! ?

I just hear so much, but never leave the bounds of this place.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2007, 02:59:24 PM
My opinion isn't worth repeating, mainly because my beef is personal, but its nothing like, say, the idiots on Myspace.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: saint aini on April 02, 2007, 03:00:21 PM
I'd be banned there the moment I'd show up.

Mang, a round of sex on the beach for all and a ginger ale for me.

Bill it to EB&G.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: saint aini on April 02, 2007, 03:01:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2007, 02:59:24 PM
My opinion isn't worth repeating, mainly because my beef is personal, but its nothing like, say, the idiots on Myspace.

ZOMG PINEAL IDIOTS on myspace > EB&G pretentious asswipes?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 03:02:26 PM
Ah, I see.

Much worse IMO.

Hunter- Hates real Discordians.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
I'm not sure.  I want to stab both in the face, but I haven't hung around the Myspace peeps a lot.  Hunter did though, IIRC (davedim saved him from a life of misery).
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: saint aini on April 02, 2007, 03:05:21 PM
Just to clarify: We're not being real Discordians without calling ourselves real Discordians?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 03:11:55 PM
Yeah, I owe my online life to that creepy little bastard.
They aren't bad, just tedious and predictable.
Their responses are prepackaged in "RAW-Wrap".
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 02, 2007, 03:43:23 PM
last time i checked (half a year ago?)

EB&G = kinda like Apple Talk, but they only talk about the weather, and what they're eating right now
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on April 02, 2007, 04:27:42 PM
And they bitch incessently about MW.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 02, 2007, 05:07:39 PM
Well, there was the n00b/troll DarkOnion who's answer to the aging Boomer population was Euthanasia.  The best part was when I asked him for some peer-reviewed research to back up his "facts" he used wikipedia.   :lol:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: That One Guy on April 02, 2007, 05:12:55 PM
It's gotta be true - it's on the Intarwebstm!

:roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Lies on April 02, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



To keep stupid noobs from posting stoner parables on PD.com boards?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



To keep stupid noobs from posting stoner parables on PD.com boards?  :lulz:

Are you calling Verthaine a stupid noob?

Or Idem?

Or RWHN?

Or Me?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 02, 2007, 06:09:47 PM
Who wha? 
What did I do this time?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Lies on April 02, 2007, 06:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



To keep stupid noobs from posting stoner parables on PD.com boards?  :lulz:

Are you calling Verthaine a stupid noob?

Or Idem?

Or RWHN?

Or Me?

You know, I've really grown to love you Rog  :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:11:33 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



To keep stupid noobs from posting stoner parables on PD.com boards?  :lulz:

Are you calling Verthaine a stupid noob?

Or Idem?

Or RWHN?

Or Me?

You know, I've really grown to lovw you Rog  :D

Classic mistake #6.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 02, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
To love him is to be loathed by him. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Lies on April 02, 2007, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:11:33 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



To keep stupid noobs from posting stoner parables on PD.com boards?  :lulz:

Are you calling Verthaine a stupid noob?

Or Idem?

Or RWHN?

Or Me?

You know, I've really grown to lovw you Rog  :D

Classic mistake #6.

And your quick reponses, didn't even get a chance to edit :P
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Lies on April 02, 2007, 06:14:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
To love him is to be loathed by him. 
I know, his loathing is smothered in candy butter but.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:14:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
To love him is to be loathed by him. 
I know, his loathing is smothered in candy butter but.

*ahem*

I WILL KILL A MOTHER...aw, fukkit.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:16:27 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:11:33 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



To keep stupid noobs from posting stoner parables on PD.com boards?  :lulz:

Are you calling Verthaine a stupid noob?

Or Idem?

Or RWHN?

Or Me?

You know, I've really grown to lovw you Rog  :D

Classic mistake #6.

And your quick reponses, didn't even get a chance to edit :P

I type faster than most monkeys can think.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Lies on April 02, 2007, 06:20:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:14:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
To love him is to be loathed by him. 
I know, his loathing is smothered in candy butter but.

*ahem*

I WILL KILL A MOTHER...aw, fukkit.

I suppose I'll take that as "I suppose you're ok too, you dumb fuck"  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:22:19 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:20:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:15:51 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 06:14:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
To love him is to be loathed by him. 
I know, his loathing is smothered in candy butter but.

*ahem*

I WILL KILL A MOTHER...aw, fukkit.

I suppose I'll take that as "I suppose you're ok too, you dumb fuck"  :mrgreen:

Um.  Yeah.

Hehehehe...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2007, 08:31:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



Bitching incessantly about MW?  A place for horab to write about lurking over here and whine about our behaviour (hi Horab!)? 

Anyway, the place is as boring as hell.  Stick a sock in it, the rest of you.  I may take the occasional sideswipe at the place when its mentioned, but I dont try to bring it up and that doesn't mean I want to read nearly 3 pages on it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 09:18:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2007, 08:31:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:36:42 PM
I disagree with Cain.  EB&G is okay, for what it is intended for.



Bitching incessantly about MW?  A place for horab to write about lurking over here and whine about our behaviour (hi Horab!)? 

Anyway, the place is as boring as hell.  Stick a sock in it, the rest of you.  I may take the occasional sideswipe at the place when its mentioned, but I dont try to bring it up and that doesn't mean I want to read nearly 3 pages on it.

Look.  You can have cookies and pie THERE, or you can have it HERE.

Decide.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2007, 09:24:30 PM
We do have it here too.  AKK, for example.  And Lysergic, before he sobered up.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Idem on April 04, 2007, 12:31:29 AM
Lol, hi Horab.   :wave:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Idem on April 04, 2007, 12:31:58 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2007, 09:24:30 PM
We do have it here too.  AKK, for example.  And Lysergic, before he sobered up.
Yeah, I think that's what Rog just said.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2007, 02:05:32 PM
I think it'd be alot of fun if some of the EB&G-diots wandered back over here.

ECH,
hasn't flexed his MGT muscles lately
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2007, 02:05:46 PM
hi horab!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 02:08:57 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2007, 02:05:32 PM
I think it'd be alot of fun if some of the EB&G-diots wandered back over here.

ECH,
hasn't flexed his MGT muscles lately


I think they know better, by now.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 04, 2007, 02:55:32 PM
Besides, wasn't it the PD06/BIP stuff that scared a lot of them off?  With a subforum dedicated to it now, I can't imagine them ever coming back. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 04, 2007, 02:59:37 PM
PD06/BIP : some sort of scarecrow for pagan hippies
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 02:59:53 PM
Naw, that's what scared bella off.

What scared the rest of them is how much we acted like vicious bastards to each other.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 04, 2007, 03:26:02 PM
Which is funny because they all got pretty vicious on darkorion69. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 03:33:42 PM
(http://ganjataz.com/general-bollocks/images/by-GT/forum-shitz/pot-kettle-black.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 02:59:53 PM
Naw, that's what scared bella off.

What scared the rest of them is how much we acted like vicious bastards to each other.

1.  Huh?

2.  Every dark cloud has a silver lining.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 04:55:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 04, 2007, 03:26:02 PM
Which is funny because they all got pretty vicious on darkorion69. 

He deserved it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 05:00:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 02:59:53 PM
Naw, that's what scared bella off.

What scared the rest of them is how much we acted like vicious bastards to each other.

1.  Huh?

2.  Every dark cloud has a silver lining.


Bella got all uncomfortable when we started acting like we were getting organized, remember?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 05:02:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 05:00:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 04:55:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 02:59:53 PM
Naw, that's what scared bella off.

What scared the rest of them is how much we acted like vicious bastards to each other.

1.  Huh?

2.  Every dark cloud has a silver lining.


Bella got all uncomfortable when we started acting like we were getting organized, remember?

Oh, yeah.  But she hadn't posted for ages before that.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 05:02:30 PM
HIMEOBS - THE NATIVES ARE GETTING ORGANIZED.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 04, 2007, 05:33:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 04:55:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 04, 2007, 03:26:02 PM
Which is funny because they all got pretty vicious on darkorion69. 

He deserved it.

agreed.  He should change his username to Geriatric Genocide
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Idem on April 04, 2007, 05:37:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 05:02:30 PM
HIMEOBS - THE NATIVES ARE GETTING ORGANIZED.
:mittens:

We need to use that one.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 04, 2007, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2007, 05:02:30 PMHIMEOBS - THE NATIVES ARE GETTING ORGANIZED.

UNGA BUNGA
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on April 05, 2007, 12:34:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2007, 02:59:53 PM
Naw, that's what scared bella off.

What scared the rest of them is how several of the most vicious bastards now have mod powers

Fixed.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Horngrim III on April 07, 2007, 03:39:12 PM
this clarified some things for me, thanks and happy me:)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2007, 02:15:42 PM
I still wish Hugh would come back.

ECH,
eye for an eye, and all that
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 08, 2007, 08:55:34 PM
I thought we banished Hugh from the internets for being a complete tool.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2007, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2007, 02:15:42 PM
I still wish Hugh would come back.

ECH,
eye for an eye, and all that

So he could post 10,000,000 threads about tequila, and then do his best to start fights?

Yeah.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2007, 09:08:17 PM
Quote from: Mechanically Separated Chicken on April 08, 2007, 08:55:34 PM
I thought we banished Hugh from the internets for being a complete tool.

Turns out that - by comparison - even TROLLAX wasn't a complete tool.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 08, 2007, 09:10:05 PM
We ought to send GIGGLES after him again.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 09, 2007, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2007, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2007, 02:15:42 PM
I still wish Hugh would come back.

ECH,
eye for an eye, and all that

So he could post 10,000,000 threads about tequila, and then do his best to start fights?

Yeah.

no. so I can maliciously edit his posts.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2007, 08:40:36 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 09, 2007, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2007, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2007, 02:15:42 PM
I still wish Hugh would come back.

ECH,
eye for an eye, and all that

So he could post 10,000,000 threads about tequila, and then do his best to start fights?

Yeah.

no. so I can maliciously edit his posts.

We can do that?  I've been biting my tongue, every time I see AKK post.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2007, 08:40:58 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 08, 2007, 09:10:05 PM
We ought to send GIGGLES after him again.

Giggles should spend some quality time with AKK.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 10, 2007, 01:31:45 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on April 10, 2007, 01:33:57 PM
Side note: I miss BGP.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 10, 2007, 01:34:33 PM
Yeah, me too.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: rottencod on April 11, 2007, 05:20:50 PM
My post count is low, but that means nothing.  Compared to me you are all noobs, and it is for that reason that i have brought you a new set of rules, which will supercede everything so far babbled about in this inane thread.

1. If you hate the number 23, then you must force yourself to use it at least three times per day as a matter of overcoming your own fears.

2. If you worship the Principia Discordia, follow through with that.  But use a condom for Christ's sake, because not everybody at the public library enjoys the Surprise Spunk gag.

3. Otherwise, whatever.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 11, 2007, 05:23:21 PM
1.  23, 23, 23

2.  What about the rhythm method?

3.  yup
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: rottencod on April 11, 2007, 05:43:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 11, 2007, 05:23:21 PM
1.  23, 23, 23

2.  What about the rhythm method?

3.  yup

1. You fail: admitting hatred of the sacred 23.  Non-troo.  Discommunicated.
2. Assfuckery will get you off but it will not get you off the hook.
3. n/a
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 11, 2007, 05:45:41 PM
1.    :emo:
2. :sadbanana:
3.
:pow:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: rottencod on April 11, 2007, 06:10:40 PM
3.
2.
1.
ESPLOSION


rottencod,
wears the pance of troof in this place.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 11, 2007, 06:13:59 PM
I have the pance of poomp.  true story.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: saint aini on April 11, 2007, 10:24:13 PM
Whatever.

Go dig a grave and die.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: rottencod on April 12, 2007, 07:02:09 PM
Quote from: saint aini on April 11, 2007, 10:24:13 PM
Whatever.

Go dig a grave and die.

Infidelity will get you everywhere with me.


-pope rottencod,
Has nothing to do with the PD.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2007, 04:07:00 AM
Brevity is a good start.  Now try relevance.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: St. Tabby the Mad on May 01, 2007, 09:44:35 AM
QuoteAttention, N00bs:  You might want to read this.

*sigh* I read it, but didn't want to. It needs more T&A. More T&A!



~St. Tabby
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on May 02, 2007, 10:00:45 PM
*Tries to think about it*

Uh...

Tits and ass?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on May 02, 2007, 10:13:48 PM
tentacles and asshats
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: ReapingWildOats on June 06, 2007, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 07:02:15 AM
A) The OP fucking rules
B) I like Crowley but detest all of his followers, kind of like Jesus
3) I second whoever said that http://23ae.com is the place to experiment with novice Discordianism. This is advanced Discordianism, because everyone on here is jaded from talking to other Discordians and realizing they're assholes.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2007, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: ReapingWildOats on June 06, 2007, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on September 07, 2005, 07:02:15 AM
A) The OP fucking rules
B) I like Crowley but detest all of his followers, kind of like Jesus
3) I second whoever said that http://23ae.com is the place to experiment with novice Discordianism. This is advanced Discordianism, because everyone on here is jaded from talking to other Discordians and realizing they're assholes.

Absolutely.

Bye now.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on June 06, 2007, 01:59:38 PM
Quote from: rottencod on April 11, 2007, 05:20:50 PM
2. If you worship the Principia Discordia, follow through with that.  But use a condom for Christ's sake, because not everybody at the public library enjoys the Surprise Spunk gag.

"lick here, you may be one of the lucky 25"
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 07, 2007, 09:00:44 PM
uh ...

what's a discordian?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 09:39:07 PM
I'm not sure but I'm fairly certain I don't really care enough to find out.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 07, 2007, 09:40:29 PM
broken accordian.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 07, 2007, 09:41:22 PM
[/silly moment]
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Lies on June 08, 2007, 09:50:14 AM
Quote from: that girl on June 07, 2007, 09:00:44 PM
uh ...

what's a discordian?

A confused Concordian.
Srsly.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on June 08, 2007, 10:01:10 AM
A cynic with a weird sense of humor, at least some are.

I'd amend that to "The kind I can stand for a new york minute are."
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 08, 2007, 08:55:55 PM
yeah.

thank fuck we're not like those "taoist with an inability to sit still" discordians.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Discord on June 08, 2007, 09:01:03 PM
Didnt think this fred is actually worth reading until now when i clicked it by accident ^^
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 08, 2007, 10:04:55 PM
Quote from: Discord on June 08, 2007, 09:01:03 PM
Didnt think this fred is actually worth reading until now when i clicked it by accident ^^


dont click me.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: navkat on June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2007, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: navkat on June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.

Lesson #1 of Advanced Discordianism,Ñ¢:  Anyone tries to intimidate you, kick 'em in the nads.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 09, 2007, 09:04:39 AM
<noted>

i was seriously being sarcastic ... but tanks for thee ansewrs.

and stuff.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: PopeTom on June 09, 2007, 10:29:43 AM
Quote from: navkat on June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.

I have always firmly believed that life is really all about bumping into shit then, eventually, dieing.

You'll be good
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 09, 2007, 12:33:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2007, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: navkat on June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.

Lesson #1 of Advanced Discordianism™:  Anyone tries to intimidate you, kick 'em in the nads.

thats also lesson #2 and #3
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2007, 07:06:05 AM
Lesson #4:  If someone kicks you in the nads, stop trying to intimidate them.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: navkat on June 10, 2007, 01:21:09 PM
If someone continues to kick you in the nads after you've stopped trying to intimidate them, isn't it safe to say that it's time to pick yr dick up out of the dirt and start making them run for their life again?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 10, 2007, 05:05:29 PM
Lesson #5: Always wear a titanium cup when posting on this board.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2007, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: navkat on June 10, 2007, 01:21:09 PM
If someone continues to kick you in the nads after you've stopped trying to intimidate them, isn't it safe to say that it's time to pick yr dick up out of the dirt and start making them run for their life again?

Yes.  Absolutely. 

Nobody has to take any shit around here.  People WILL keep trying to give it to you, though.

Heh.  Just wait til I'm out of MY good mood.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on June 10, 2007, 09:03:32 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 10, 2007, 05:05:29 PM
Lesson #5: Always wear a titanium cup when posting on this board.


Yup, and have the ballgag at the ready, too...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Cuts of his nads... I'm free! And a little dies inside of him. More dies over the years and in the end he lives the life of a hermit. Well, got to do something for my dear Eris right?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2007, 09:07:16 PM
Quote from: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Cuts of his nads... I'm free! And a little dies inside of him. More dies over the years and in the end he lives the life of a hermit. Well, got to do something for my dear Eris right?


Unnng.

UNNNNNNNG....
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2007, 09:07:16 PM
Unnng.

UNNNNNNNG....

All together now!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2007, 09:16:27 PM
Quote from: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2007, 09:07:16 PM
Unnng.

UNNNNNNNG....

All together now!

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

TGRR,
Thinks he might have been a little too optimistic about this new crop of noobs.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 10, 2007, 09:34:54 PM
There's always what look to be a 15 percent chance of a dud.

You can't win 'em all.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: navkat on June 10, 2007, 11:06:45 PM
As an aside:
did anyone else get this in their PM inbox here (NSFW):
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/HR/NS/AYSEAUHSYXBM.jpg (http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/HR/NS/AYSEAUHSYXBM.jpg)?

I think that pic just changed my life.


Edit: NSFW@4:34PM Pacific time
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on June 11, 2007, 12:26:16 AM
Ahem...not safe for work...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: navkat on June 11, 2007, 12:35:04 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 11, 2007, 12:26:16 AM
Ahem...not safe for work...

Werd.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on June 11, 2007, 12:35:41 AM
;)  Thankee. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: B_M_W on June 11, 2007, 01:17:45 AM
Quote from: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Cuts of his nads... I'm free! And a little dies inside of him. More dies over the years and in the end he lives the life of a hermit. Well, got to do something for my dear Eris right?

WTF IS this shit?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2007, 01:20:43 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on June 11, 2007, 01:17:45 AM
Quote from: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Cuts of his nads... I'm free! And a little dies inside of him. More dies over the years and in the end he lives the life of a hermit. Well, got to do something for my dear Eris right?

WTF IS this shit?

That's a noob being "Discordian".   :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 11, 2007, 01:28:42 AM
at least he's not teaching us... yet
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2007, 01:34:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 11, 2007, 01:28:42 AM
at least he's not teaching us... yet
Well, he did abjure us from eating cute little animals.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on June 11, 2007, 03:59:39 AM
I wanna pet the rabbits, George.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 11, 2007, 01:08:46 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 10, 2007, 09:34:54 PM
There's always what look to be a 15 percent chance of a dud.

You can't win 'em all.

i think the ratio is more somewhere between 40-60 percent.

what is it, we caught about two good ones, two mediocre ones and two dumb ones, right?

(numbers are estimate, i can't really tell the sticky n00bs apart)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 11, 2007, 02:16:13 PM
um ... what's a tool box?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 11, 2007, 02:17:51 PM
can you point me to the lexicon, btw?

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 11, 2007, 02:24:19 PM
srsly

or maybe i am being sarcastic, and prefer to ask questions as they come.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 11, 2007, 03:36:05 PM
The lexicon is your common sense.

Quote from: triple zero on June 11, 2007, 01:08:46 PM
i think the ratio is more somewhere between 40-60 percent.

what is it, we caught about two good ones, two mediocre ones and two dumb ones, right?

(numbers are estimate, i can't really tell the sticky n00bs apart)

There's also a number that post twice and never return.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 11, 2007, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 11, 2007, 03:36:05 PM
The lexicon is your common sense.


thought so.

thanks.

was off balance for a minute.

but there are still these ... *words that have no vowels* i will be inclined to ask about.  but i'll just ask.

<separate post>

ignore this meandering.

<separate post>

i tend to just ramble when i care about something.

<shrugs>
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 11, 2007, 04:00:28 PM
A toolbox thread, much like a toolbox person, is a pile of useless unfunny crap.

I recommend utilizing the urban dictionary for many of the "words with no vowels."
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 11, 2007, 04:04:32 PM
hunter, you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

twisting your rep.

and thank you.

are you going back on the rag soon, like tgrr?  (who i caught in a good mood, apparently, thank god)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 11, 2007, 04:09:03 PM
Stop giggling at me, cuntface.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: that girl on June 11, 2007, 04:49:44 PM
fuck you, microdick
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on June 12, 2007, 05:36:18 AM
This thread is at such a level of toolboxery that I think we should do Toolboxcapades, toolbox on ice...

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2007, 05:37:45 AM
Maybe not in a sticky thread though. Perhaps all the dross could be split off, and we could toolbox THAT.

~~~Payne: Surprisingly, perhaps, has toolboxery morals.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 12, 2007, 02:19:46 PM
Ooh, ooh, I can get my burlap toolsacks! :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2007, 09:15:10 PM
MSPaint cabal and the the Toolbox cabal?


Impossible!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on June 12, 2007, 09:26:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 12, 2007, 09:15:10 PM
MSPaint cabal and the the Toolbox cabal?


Impossible!

UNITED WE FAIL
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 12, 2007, 09:32:00 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 12, 2007, 09:26:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 12, 2007, 09:15:10 PM
MSPaint cabal and the the Toolbox cabal?


Impossible!

UNITED WE FAIL

HAY I GOT YUO A PRESENT

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/pailoffail.jpg)

-DC
Has no contributions, actually, has just been waiting to use that image
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2007, 09:41:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 12, 2007, 09:32:00 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 12, 2007, 09:26:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 12, 2007, 09:15:10 PM
MSPaint cabal and the the Toolbox cabal?


Impossible!

UNITED WE FAIL

HAY I GOT YUO A PRESENT

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/pailoffail.jpg)

-DC
Has no contributions, actually, has just been waiting to use that image

+3 points!

1 point for the best quote ever for tollboxing a thread that has failed,
1 point for the 'steamer' typeface onb the pail
1 point  for the DC/Cram/Payne band of Superheroes.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on June 14, 2007, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 12, 2007, 09:32:00 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 12, 2007, 09:26:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 12, 2007, 09:15:10 PM
MSPaint cabal and the the Toolbox cabal?


Impossible!

UNITED WE FAIL

HAY I GOT YUO A PRESENT

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/pailoffail.jpg)

-DC
Has no contributions, actually, has just been waiting to use that image

I stepped in one of those once.  I had to burn my shoes and soak my feet in bleach. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: I Am Not A Rhombus on October 07, 2007, 02:38:21 AM
I like cakes ^_^
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2007, 05:53:05 PM
Quote from: I Am Not A Rhombus on October 07, 2007, 02:38:21 AM
I like cakes ^_^

I try to be nice.

I do.  Really.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 07, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
And we all appreciate your efforts, Roger.

However, I think you may have to let this one go (srsly, he used an anime smiley).
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2007, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 07, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
And we all appreciate your efforts, Roger.

However, I think you may have to let this one go (srsly, he used an anime smiley).

Fuck anime and fuck you.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on October 08, 2007, 12:31:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2007, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 07, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
And we all appreciate your efforts, Roger.

However, I think you may have to let this one go (srsly, he used an anime smiley).

Fuck anime and fuck you.

Even Cowboy Bebop?

that was a good one...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2007, 12:38:19 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on October 08, 2007, 12:31:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2007, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 07, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
And we all appreciate your efforts, Roger.

However, I think you may have to let this one go (srsly, he used an anime smiley).

Fuck anime and fuck you.

Even Cowboy Bebop?

that was a good one...


EVEN COWBOY FUCKING BEBOP!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 08, 2007, 05:42:33 AM
Bebop & FLCL were alright. Not great, but passable as far as TV goes.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: PopeTom on October 08, 2007, 05:45:28 AM
I enjoyed Outlaw Star.

I find I can enjoy Asian entertainment when the main characters actually survive the story line.

In other news:

Fuck House of Flying Daggers, right in the ass!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2007, 05:38:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2007, 12:38:19 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on October 08, 2007, 12:31:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2007, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 07, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
And we all appreciate your efforts, Roger.

However, I think you may have to let this one go (srsly, he used an anime smiley).

Fuck anime and fuck you.

Even Cowboy Bebop?

that was a good one...


ESPECIALLY COWBOY FUCKING BEBOP!

fixed!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: guest7654 on October 17, 2007, 08:04:57 AM
Which one was the one where the sweet little schizo was a prostitute at night?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on October 17, 2007, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on October 17, 2007, 08:04:57 AM
Which one was the one where the sweet little schizo was a prostitute at night?

LOLWUT?

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: guest7654 on October 18, 2007, 04:36:33 AM
Twas an anime that came on around the time of Cowboy Bebop, she would go all multi-personality and whore herself out, then freak out the next day wondering what the hell happened.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Richter on October 23, 2007, 02:34:07 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on October 18, 2007, 04:36:33 AM
Twas an anime that came on around the time of Cowboy Bebop, she would go all multi-personality and whore herself out, then freak out the next day wondering what the hell happened.

Paranoia Agent.
It came a few years after Cowboy Bebop.
Unless multiple personality schoolteacher / call girls are common in animu these days (honestly would be no suprise)

(Protip: Multiple personalities = Dissociative Identity Disorder.  Very dif. from Schizophrenia)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 23, 2007, 07:36:00 PM
Ahhh, Paranoia Agent..

"The Children are beautiful Mushroom Clouds in the Sky" - best line ever from a theme song!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Richter on October 23, 2007, 07:43:25 PM
"In the afternoon of ravens eating garbarge in an alley"

Agreed :mrgreen:
If you anglicized the opening sequence, it would be akin to Tom and Jerry cheering on a collapsing WTC.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2007, 04:43:22 AM
I was only kidding at the beginning of this thread. 

What you should do is quote bits of the PD, because most of us here have never heard YOU do so, and you probably do it better than the 5000 or so people who did it before you.

Also, you should make an effort to "jake the jakers".  That hasn't been done yet.

Remember to reference your pineal gland as often as possible.

And remember that Thornley quotes never stop being funny, and that most of us don't know anything about his bizarre life, so make sure to tell us all about it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: PopeTom on December 03, 2007, 05:45:23 AM
What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on December 03, 2007, 01:40:55 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 03, 2007, 05:45:23 AM
What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 03, 2007, 04:12:36 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on December 03, 2007, 01:40:55 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 03, 2007, 05:45:23 AM
What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...


INTENDED SARCASM ITT  :|
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on December 03, 2007, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 03, 2007, 04:12:36 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on December 03, 2007, 01:40:55 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 03, 2007, 05:45:23 AM
What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...


INTENDED SARCASM ITT  :|

no sarcasm and no troll

we are SUPER SERIAL!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: PopeTom on December 03, 2007, 11:19:34 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on December 03, 2007, 01:40:55 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 03, 2007, 05:45:23 AM
What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...


Cool, I think Eris had Kennedy killed because that fucker stood her up to go bang Marilyn Monroe.  He may have been a clever man but he didn't pay any attention in his Greek mythology class and was unaware there is no such fury as Eris scorned.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 07, 2007, 08:20:35 AM
ITT: I point out the fact that you missed a chance to throw in an easy Marilyn Monroe suicide joke.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on December 12, 2007, 04:38:10 AM
also noobs are illiterate


Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: GIGGLES on December 24, 2007, 05:46:13 AM
LOL WAT?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hashNslack on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM
Far is the searching, and many the mile
That most folks will go to dredge up a smile
Rehashing old "not funny" is bland
Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?
I'd shiver in fear, or perhaps duck and run,
but his previous rants make it clear he has none!
So don't throw a fit, get psychotic, or pout
we all feel real sorry for the poor saps without.


Good thing I'm an illiterate n00b, and therefore just didn't write any of that.   :fnord:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 27, 2007, 05:17:23 PM
Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM
Far is the searching, and many the mile
That most folks will go to dredge up a smile
Rehashing old "not funny" is bland
Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?
I'd shiver in fear, or perhaps duck and run,
but his previous rants make it clear he has none!
So don't throw a fit, get psychotic, or pout
we all feel real sorry for the poor saps without.


Good thing I'm an illiterate n00b, and therefore just didn't write any of that.   :fnord:


ROFL
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2007, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM

Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?

I don't have one.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on December 30, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2007, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM

Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?

I don't have one.

Rog is so hardcore he doesn't need melatonin. He modulates his wake/sleep patterns through intimidation.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2007, 06:27:23 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on December 30, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2007, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM

Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?

I don't have one.

Rog is so hardcore he doesn't need melatonin. He modulates his wake/sleep patterns through intimidation.

I have disciplined my medulla.

It required many beatings.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on December 31, 2007, 01:44:08 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on December 30, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2007, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: kosmik~smock on December 27, 2007, 04:07:55 PM

Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?

I don't have one.

Rog is so hardcore he doesn't need melatonin. He modulates his wake/sleep patterns through intimidation.


:potd:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on January 17, 2008, 04:31:41 AM
Medulla Oblongata.

That's fun to say.



BVH
-into the simple things right now
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: maphdet on February 02, 2008, 06:13:33 AM
WTF does this have to do with the Thread?

.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on February 02, 2008, 07:44:16 AM
Quote from: maphdet on February 02, 2008, 06:13:33 AM
WTF does this have to do with the Thread?

.

Fuck off
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 02, 2008, 03:05:02 PM
hey hey be nice to maphdet

(i forgot if he/she was an idiot or not)

but i think i confused him with Idem a few times, that's probably a good sign, no? :)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 02, 2008, 03:09:38 PM
maphdet is cool in my book. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 02, 2008, 03:26:55 PM
in fact i confused a lot of people with Idem

i think it's in the name.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on February 02, 2008, 09:08:48 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 02, 2008, 03:05:02 PM
hey hey be nice to maphdet

(i forgot if he/she was an idiot or not)

but i think i confused him with Idem a few times, that's probably a good sign, no? :)
Quote from: Cain on February 02, 2008, 03:09:38 PM
maphdet is cool in my book. 
Quote from: triple zero on February 02, 2008, 03:26:55 PM
in fact i confused a lot of people with Idem

i think it's in the name.


don't care...  Threadjacks are not to be question, they are to be worshipped, OR PEOPLE WILL FUCKING BLEED!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on February 21, 2008, 06:29:29 PM
Yeah, since when do we care what a thread was originally intended for?

What is this, Mystic Wicks?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2008, 06:32:16 PM
Thread drift is inevitable, in many ways.  We tried explaining this to the MW tards, but they were, of course, incapable of understanding it.

Thread jacking is another matter.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 22, 2008, 01:21:50 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2008, 06:32:16 PM
Thread drift is inevitable, in many ways.  We tried explaining this to the MW tards, but they were, of course, incapable of understanding it.

Thread jacking is another matter.

So by denying the truth of thread drift, every thread ended up drifting towards arguments about thread drift?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 22, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
Pretty much.  The ironies of that place never cease to amaze me.

Also, amusingly, I found out the other day that well known Stormfront members were advocating infiltrating the place to spread white supremacist propaganda.  Someone posted the links on the MW forum and they all went instantly into denial about being a target for racists.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on February 22, 2008, 12:24:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 22, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
Pretty much.  The ironies of that place never cease to amaze me.

Also, amusingly, I found out the other day that well known Stormfront members were advocating infiltrating the place to spread white supremacist propaganda.  Someone posted the links on the MW forum and they all went instantly into denial about being a target for racists.

Say what?  Do you have more info?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 22, 2008, 12:30:07 PM
http://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=8618&page=1

QuoteI agree with Mr. Duke, there are millions of our people out there on message boards and yahoo groups who need to be reached. You can just as easily post a link to a National Vanguard News article or David Duke article as you can to CNN or FOX news.

I have been doing this myself, and you'd be surprized how many positive responses you get among the negative.

You don't want to be looked upon as a spammer or seem obviously bias right away, so when starting out on a new forum or group, perhaps join in on a conversation first, then give reference, in depth opinion, and more information as the conversation progresses. If you become a well known member, you have less chance of being moderated or having your posts deleted.

Some forums like "Whistle Stopper" for instance, are controlled by very left wing moderators, and believe me, liberal Bolshevists don't have "Opposing Views" sections, but in that situation you can private message those members who may take interest in our message.

Look for larger groups or big boards if you can

Below are both a list of good forums and groups to join , and also a list of good information sources to educate and give references to issues pertaining to our cause . Please add any more that you may know of.

http://www.freies-forum.net/board
http://www.discussanything.com
http://www.etherzone.com
http://www.freerepublic.com
http://www.libertyforum.org
http://www.libertypost.org
http://www.linux.org
http://www.movies.com
http://www.originaldissent.com
http://www.engforum.pravda.ru
http://www.skadi.net/forum
http://www.smirkingchimp.com
http://www.stoppalladium.org
http://www.thephora.com
http://www.ukraine.com/forums
http://www.vote.com
http://www.yahoo.com (Groups)
http://www.resistance.com
http://www.whistlestopper.com
http://www.somethingawful.com (have to pay)
http://www.atforumz.com
http://www.forums.fanforum.com
http://www.jim.be/forum
http://www.natural-selection.org/forums
http://www.mysticwicks.com
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on February 22, 2008, 06:53:32 PM
Come on, this is NOT surprising.  The place if it wasn't headed there already, had all indications of this being so...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 01, 2008, 05:29:24 AM
lail
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on March 25, 2008, 09:45:18 PM
1.  Some do, some don't.  I personally have read little of Crowley for example, so sometimes peoples takes on him can be interesting.  Mostly, we're interested in new ideas it has to be said, though we may refer back to these ideas in helping us navigate new models.

2.  Believe me, if you had some of n00bs we did, you'd find this welcome entirely appropriate.  Sure, it can look harsh, initially, but then you look at places like the Discordian groups on Myspace and...well, you have to see them for yourselves, you'd think I was overstating the case otherwise.

However, that does mean this place is more open to actually discussing new ideas, since they wont get drowned in people going "fnord" 10,000 times, or talking crap about their pineal gland constantly.  In other words, the boring shit we already know and have all done to death at one point.  Going by first impressions, you seem an intelligent chape(ette?) however, so I can't see any problems really, and you can be certain to get a thinking and critical reception to anything you wish to talk about.

We tend to go for quality over quantity, though surprisingly, we have plenty of both.

Welcome to the forums.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on March 25, 2008, 09:49:46 PM
Quote from: daruko on March 25, 2008, 09:35:37 PM
So, hello.  Couple questions:

Are thinkers (not knowers) who actually still find Crowley and Robert Anton Wilson and myths/religions/metaphors interesting welcome here, or not?  Just wondering.

Also, why do most forums on the internet seem to try and scare away friendly people, in lieu of those who display the toughest backbone and most certainty of their own coolness (i.e., don't get scared off by arrogant standards)?

Just some thoughts for now... don't have time for any further reflection.  Time to go home from work. ^_^

Hi Daruko! Welcome aboard!


Quote from: daruko on March 25, 2008, 09:35:37 PMAre thinkers (not knowers) who actually still find Crowley and Robert Anton Wilson and myths/religions/metaphors interesting welcome here, or not?  Just wondering.

Yes, very! Lots of us dig RAW and Crowley. Others don't. Everyone speaks their mind (most of the time) Please don't think that AGREEING with anyone is a criteron for membership.

This is a diverse community with strong opinions on both ends of the spectrum and in axises perpendicular to that spectrum too.


QuoteAlso, why do most forums on the internet seem to try and scare away friendly people, in lieu of those who display the toughest backbone and most certainty of their own coolness (i.e., don't get scared off by arrogant standards)?

There's a complicated answer to that question, but for now I'll say

(http://joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2004/03/greater_internet_fuckwad_theory.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on March 25, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 25, 2008, 09:49:46 PM
(http://joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2004/03/greater_internet_fuckwad_theory.jpg)

Um, yeah.  Righton!

(decides not to mention TCC...ever again)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Daruko on March 25, 2008, 09:57:45 PM
again, not much time right now...

Much less intimidating responses than the "charter".  Seems like it might be worth lingering here awhile.  Thanks for the warm welcome.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 25, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
Fuck off!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on March 25, 2008, 10:19:25 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/HUNTERGREET.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 12:53:06 PM
Mind your step.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 01:05:37 PM
Quote from: daruko on March 25, 2008, 09:35:37 PM
So, hello.  Couple questions:

5 QUESTIONS OR GTFO!

QuoteAre thinkers (not knowers) who actually still find Crowley and Robert Anton Wilson and myths/religions/metaphors interesting welcome here, or not?  Just wondering.

Which parts?  Start a new thread.*








*Baby steps to the Big Boards list.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2008, 07:18:30 PM
Hi Daruko, welcome to PD.com!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 26, 2008, 08:57:09 PM
Ease up he's not to 50 yet!!

Welcome to PD!!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 27, 2008, 03:46:40 PM
Quote from: daruko on March 25, 2008, 09:35:37 PM
So, hello.  Couple questions:

Are thinkers (not knowers) who actually still find Crowley and Robert Anton Wilson and myths/religions/metaphors interesting welcome here, or not?  Just wondering.

Also, why do most forums on the internet seem to try and scare away friendly people, in lieu of those who display the toughest backbone and most certainty of their own coolness (i.e., don't get scared off by arrogant standards)?

Just some thoughts for now... don't have time for any further reflection.  Time to go home from work. ^_^

I've found that people tend to be open to the RAW, Crowley, Leary, Omar, Mal-2 stuff, if its not just repetition. I use the grand old metaphors liberally in my writings/posts and people seem to like it. However, if you come in spouting that DMT IS MADE IN THE PINEAL GLAND OMGZ!!! IT MUST BE MADGICKAL! then you may get a bit of ball busting. I like that you used words like myth and metaphor, that indicates to me, that you're probably fine... I think most of the people here that rail against the RAW stuff, usually are focusing on the people that confuse the Law of Fives with some real Law wherein everything is actually related to the magical number 5. Sometimes, in their exuberance, to chide people for not thinking for themselves, they act like a Cosmic Schmuck and try to blame Bob for the actions of idiots, but that's standard operating procedure for human brains.  :fnord:

For some reason, some people here don't want those kinds of Discordians to hang out here... so they made the front door look a little more scary than it actually is.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 03:48:58 PM
And then at other times, Rat pretends he's better than anyone else on this site, because he actually met RAW.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on March 27, 2008, 03:53:21 PM
And at some times, people like to drag around arguments others are completely bored by and only did to redress some sense of balance through a time of completely onesided bullshit.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 27, 2008, 03:54:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 03:48:58 PM
And then at other times, Rat pretends he's better than anyone else on this site, because he actually met RAW.

:(

Does it really come off like that?

Fuck...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 03:55:35 PM
And sometimes people try to explain the posts above their post.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:59:12 PM
Sometimes, people ignore completely whatever Cram says.

Yes Rat, you used to come over like that.

The first couple months you were here, I didn't read any of your posts. Especially the long ones.

I hate you, shut up.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 04:01:37 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/paynebunny_caption2.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on March 27, 2008, 04:04:02 PM
It's wrong, but I always spurt lailaise everywhere when I see that.

I'mma drown you in your tears of lamentation Cram. Or shave your 'tache off.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2008, 04:14:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 27, 2008, 03:59:12 PM
Sometimes, people ignore completely whatever Cram says.

Yes Rat, you used to come over like that.

The first couple months you were here, I didn't read any of your posts. Especially the long ones.

I hate you, shut up.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2008, 04:19:47 PM
WHOA!!!! x-fread bitching!!

This pwns  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on March 27, 2008, 04:47:25 PM
lol wut?

Walrus!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2008, 05:59:03 PM
And sometimes people wanna continue a joke that stopped a few posts ago, then think better of it, but do it anyway.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 28, 2008, 04:09:29 AM
I WANNA POST TOO
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 28, 2008, 07:45:22 AM
WELL U CANT :P

(why is there no :P smiley?????)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:42:09 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2008, 07:45:22 AM

(why is there no :P smiley?????)

because there are no 14 year-old girls here to flirt with.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 28, 2008, 12:52:58 PM
I'd settle for this - (http://www.sootoday.com/uploads/content/Cash_finger.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 05:53:33 PM
now you're flirting with me. stop it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 28, 2008, 06:11:53 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 05:53:33 PM
now you're flirting with me. stop it.

Is because Silly is such a tease I am thinking....
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Dido on March 28, 2008, 08:32:40 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 27, 2008, 05:59:03 PM
And sometimes people wanna continue a joke that stopped a few posts ago, then think better of it, but do it anyway.

   :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2008, 09:34:28 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2008, 07:45:22 AM
WELL U CANT :P

(why is there no :P smiley?????)

Wait, what is this one?

:p
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on March 28, 2008, 09:51:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 28, 2008, 09:34:28 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2008, 07:45:22 AM
WELL U CANT :P

(why is there no :P smiley?????)

Wait, what is this one?

:p

Open mouthed smile
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2008, 11:50:47 PM
No it is not. It is : followed by lower-case p.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on April 19, 2008, 09:12:00 AM
That's his tongue.  That's why it's red.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on April 20, 2008, 08:59:07 PM
The tongue looks open-faced to me, but yeah, this is the tongue smiley.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 20, 2008, 09:54:38 PM
well it ought to be this

(http://www.sootoday.com/uploads/content/Cash_finger.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on April 20, 2008, 09:59:09 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 20, 2008, 09:54:38 PM
well it ought to be this

(http://www.sootoday.com/uploads/content/Cash_finger.jpg)

No. Fuck YUO! ......Spag
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on April 20, 2008, 10:09:36 PM
how about this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/ruined888/tonguegoatse.jpg

(linkified by ECH)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Akara on April 20, 2008, 10:13:50 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/odysseyjft/1middle_finger_flame.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on April 21, 2008, 08:28:32 AM
Goatse violates photobucket?

I guess it just doesn't seem that profane to me anymore.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on April 21, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
well, I tried to upload it, but it says the upload folder is full and to contact an admin.

I was too lazy to do that
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2008, 02:52:46 AM
(http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/gkcnjojl.jpeg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 24, 2008, 07:22:14 PM
IT SAYS MY IP IS BANNED AND I CANT SEE THE PIC.
HOW RUDE
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Suu on April 24, 2008, 07:54:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2008, 02:52:46 AM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/gkcnjojl.jpg)

Fixed that for ya, Rog. You can't link anything from Godlike Productions because they hate us.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2008, 04:13:45 AM
Quote from: Suu! on April 24, 2008, 07:54:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2008, 02:52:46 AM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/gkcnjojl.jpg)

Fixed that for ya, Rog. You can't link anything from Godlike Productions because they hate us.

Then we need to punish them.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2008, 06:42:36 AM
We already did that once.

Got our IPs wiped out in the process.  And they've banned 90% of proxies there. :(
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 09:39:43 AM
Anybody who spends thirty something pages on how n00bs or noobs or whatever should act here or on any forum needs to really reconsider there life goals. PS: Natural Ice fucks you up.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: El on May 04, 2008, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 09:39:43 AM
Anybody who spends thirty something pages on how n00bs or noobs or whatever should act here or on any forum needs to really reconsider there life goals. PS: Natural Ice fucks you up.

Is it really any worse than reading thirty pages of some other topic? And I would also know, did you read over thirty pages on how n00bs or noobs or whatever should act here or on any other forum? If no, then how can you say it's stupid. If yes, should you be spending your time thinking yourself new life goals?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 04:15:35 PM
I was simply stating what is obvious.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2008, 04:46:16 PM
50 posts...

This is going to be hard.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 04, 2008, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2008, 04:46:16 PM
50 posts...

This is going to be hard.

Nigel, you've been here long enough, fuck that suggestion...

So Boozer, are the new guy thats going to roll in here and talk about shitty beer and getting drunk as though you're the only person that's discovered it?

Oh, an alcoholic... how deliciously unique...  :|
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2008, 04:56:50 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 09:39:43 AM
Anybody who spends thirty something pages on how n00bs or noobs or whatever should act here or on any forum needs to really reconsider there life goals. PS: Natural Ice fucks you up.

Anybody that proudly identifies themselves with alcoholism needs to really reconsider there (sic) life goals.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 04:57:48 PM
No that was not exactly my plan. My plan was to roll in here and love on it. Although the other idea is more delightful.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2008, 04:59:13 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 04:57:48 PM
No that was not exactly my plan. My plan was to roll in here and love on it. Although the other idea is more delightful.

Um, yeah.  You're the same retard that fucked up the Bush acct.

Shut the hell up.  Nobody wants to hear your bullshit.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:00:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2008, 04:56:50 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 09:39:43 AM
Anybody who spends thirty something pages on how n00bs or noobs or whatever should act here or on any forum needs to really reconsider there life goals. PS: Natural Ice fucks you up.

Anybody that proudly identifies themselves with alcoholism needs to really reconsider there (sic) life goals.

That is correct sir.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I was hoping you guys could help me with that.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2008, 05:04:11 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I was hoping you guys could help me with that.

Apparently, you have mistaken this for a religion that gives a fuck about what happens to you.

Please take your personal problems to someone that cares.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:05:37 PM
You obviously do, sir.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2008, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:05:37 PM
You obviously do, sir.

Do not mistake generic hate-shitting for concern about your wellbeing.

That is all.

You may now return to your stupid little alt games.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2008, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I was hoping you guys could help me with that.

Try AA.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Idem on May 04, 2008, 07:23:34 PM
:emo:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 04, 2008, 10:13:46 PM
oh gawd.
gimme a break
:roll:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 04, 2008, 11:19:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2008, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I was hoping you guys could help me with that.

Try AA.

(http://thadeu.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/joker_batman.jpg)   ?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2008, 11:23:17 PM
Please see my sig.

kthxbye
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sri Managahela Kalliflower on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Idem on May 05, 2008, 02:38:02 AM
Bush hijack alt.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Nast on May 05, 2008, 05:07:14 AM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

We'll probably be making grilled cheese and furiously jacking off into our embroidered D&D socks depicting a gray ooze violating the ruptured anal walls of a copper dragon, in the mean time.

Every community has its funny little ways.

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: bones on May 05, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
Hey, this is my first post, but since we're on the subject of what we're sick of having to see over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again....

You've been here for years, I've only been here for two hours and i'm already sick of signatures that include clever little .gif animations that seem to be on every page about twenty-three times.. I mean, well done making Tom Cruise Hubbard kill Oprah Winfrey, or making some dumb bitch's eyes glow and mouth shoot lightn....

oh sorry, wouldn't want you to have to clean up my blood.

never mind. only joking.

ps. i love you all.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on May 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
Right click "block image".

Or you can turn off sigs in your profile options.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on May 05, 2008, 02:25:06 PM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

You're SO nouveau and original you couldn't even think up a name all your own?  You're right, I have SO much to learn from you!!

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: bones on May 05, 2008, 03:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
Right click "block image".

Or you can turn off sigs in your profile options.

Thankyou kindly for the helpful tip, good sir.
I had you down all wrong, Abel must've deserved it after all.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 05, 2008, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: bones on May 05, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
You've been here for years, I've only been here for two hours and i'm already sick of signatures that include clever little .gif animations that seem to be on every page about twenty-three times.. I mean, well done making Tom Cruise Hubbard kill Oprah Winfrey, or making some dumb bitch's eyes glow and mouth shoot lightn....

Get 'em!

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2008, 05:42:37 PM
Quote from: bones on May 05, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
Hey, this is my first post, but since we're on the subject of what we're sick of having to see over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again....

You've been here for years, I've only been here for two hours and i'm already sick of signatures that include clever little .gif animations that seem to be on every page about twenty-three times.. I mean, well done making Tom Cruise Hubbard kill Oprah Winfrey, or making some dumb bitch's eyes glow and mouth shoot lightn....

oh sorry, wouldn't want you to have to clean up my blood.

never mind. only joking.

ps. i love you all.
I keep meaning to change that

but I haven't got around to it yet, sorry.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2008, 05:44:11 PM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

Theoretically, we are all learning not only about Discordianism but about ourselves and everything else, all the time. If you're not, why not just stop breathing? You're not really alive, anyway.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 05, 2008, 05:50:45 PM

Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 


please don't judge the forum by the "or kill me" section of some of the discusions in the BIP but by the recipe section..
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 05, 2008, 05:55:56 PM
TI:  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

What the hell can you "learn" about Discordia anyway?

I thought you learned from it.

If you're trying to learn about it, you're probably doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 05, 2008, 05:57:22 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 05, 2008, 05:55:56 PM
TI:  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

What the hell can you "learn" about Discordia anyway?

I thought you learned from it.

If you're trying to learn about it, you're probably doing it wrong.

Kind of like trying to examine what font the menu is written in, eh?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 05, 2008, 06:01:13 PM
Seems like it to me.

Discord Scholar- Did you know that originally 32 was gunna be the mystikal number?
Mutant- So?
Discord Scholar- No point, just talking to fill up space. Let's go lick a window.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 05, 2008, 08:19:36 PM
Quote from: bones on May 05, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
Hey, this is my first post, but since we're on the subject of what we're sick of having to see over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again....

You've been here for years, I've only been here for two hours and i'm already sick of signatures that include clever little .gif animations that seem to be on every page about twenty-three times.. I mean, well done making Tom Cruise Hubbard kill Oprah Winfrey, or making some dumb bitch's eyes glow and mouth shoot lightn....

oh sorry, wouldn't want you to have to clean up my blood.

never mind. only joking.

ps. i love you all.

You made me spit coffee.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sri Managahela Kalliflower on May 05, 2008, 09:04:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 05, 2008, 02:25:06 PM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

You're SO nouveau and original you couldn't even think up a name all your own?  You're right, I have SO much to learn from you!!

:kingmeh:

What do you mean?  That is my name.  Too anachronistic for ya?  I like the idea of the Pope giving birth in a procession.  So much you can learn from history.  Why that practically proves that there were actually some Catholic priests who were straight!!   
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on May 05, 2008, 09:06:32 PM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 09:04:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 05, 2008, 02:25:06 PM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

You're SO nouveau and original you couldn't even think up a name all your own?  You're right, I have SO much to learn from you!!

:kingmeh:

What do you mean?  That is my name.  Too anachronistic for ya?  I like the idea of the Pope giving birth in a procession.  So much you can learn from history.  Why that practically proves that there were actually some Catholic priests who were straight!!   

Whether it is your name or not, its been taken.  You lose.  Do not advance to GO, do not collect $200.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sri Managahela Kalliflower on May 05, 2008, 09:10:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2008, 05:44:11 PM
Theoretically, we are all learning not only about Discordianism but about ourselves and everything else, all the time. If you're not, why not just stop breathing? You're not really alive, anyway.

Good point!  I think I have been living dead a couple of times.  Hopefully it won't happen again.  
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sri Managahela Kalliflower on May 05, 2008, 09:14:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 05, 2008, 09:06:32 PM

Whether it is your name or not, its been taken.  You lose.  Do not advance to GO, do not collect $200.

I see.  Is that in the rules? 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Adios on May 05, 2008, 09:17:20 PM
Yuor Avitar made me PUKE!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 05, 2008, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 09:14:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 05, 2008, 09:06:32 PM

Whether it is your name or not, its been taken.  You lose.  Do not advance to GO, do not collect $200.

I see.  Is that in the rules? 

No, this is Discordia... there are no rules. However, if you break the rules, goddess help ya.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Nast on May 05, 2008, 09:21:50 PM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 09:14:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 05, 2008, 09:06:32 PM

Whether it is your name or not, its been taken.  You lose.  Do not advance to GO, do not collect $200.

I see.  Is that in the rules? 

           O I C WUT U DID THAR
                            \
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Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2008, 11:53:28 PM
This thread is a toolbox of epic proportions.

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on May 06, 2008, 12:25:15 AM
also, the OP is a spag!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 12:25:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 06, 2008, 12:25:15 AM
also, the OP is a spag!  :argh!:

I say we kick his ass.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on May 17, 2008, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 12:25:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 06, 2008, 12:25:15 AM
also, the OP is a spag!  :argh!:

I say we kick his ass.

We should make sure not to kill him though.

I know, it's hard not to.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2008, 05:47:51 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2008, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2008, 12:25:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 06, 2008, 12:25:15 AM
also, the OP is a spag!  :argh!:

I say we kick his ass.

We should make sure not to kill him though.

I know, it's hard not to.

:argh!:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Reverend Loveshade on June 07, 2008, 05:27:25 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 05, 2008, 09:18:14 PM
This is Discordia... there are no rules. However, if you break the rules, goddess help ya.

I love this quote (which I very slightly altered so it could stand on its own).
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Reverend Loveshade on June 07, 2008, 05:39:09 AM
As a N00bs (whatever that is, I'm guessing I'm one because I was called one by two or more people), I have a suggestion.  Those of you who have been here for a long time have been here a long time.  Sounds self-evident, no?  Just like it's evident you principiadiscordia.com oldtimers (who are distinct but knowing individuals, I'm sure) know what N00bs be.

But who's the least likely person to know what N00b means?  A N00b!

Perhaps you might want to think about having the post clearly identify what a N00b is, and also make it clear where a N00b can find the advice on what a N00b should and should not do.  That way, maybe someone won't get flamed on their first post here, not knowing they're breaking rule 537 of the N00bian Handbook.

Of course I realize it's traditional for governments to punish their citizens for laws the citizens never heard of.  It's easier to keep people in line that way.  And I also realize that Discordians try to make as many laws as possible, because after all imposition of order = escalation of disorder.  It's the Second Law of Thermowhatzits, or something.

Thank you for letting me have my say.

Reverend "N00bian" Uncle BadTouch
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on June 07, 2008, 05:43:40 AM
if you have spent any amount of time on the internet and have not learned what the term "noob" means...you will likely always be one.

also...take your life.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Verbal Mike on June 07, 2008, 05:53:44 AM
Yes, either learn to speak internets or GTFO.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 07, 2008, 06:04:43 AM
i think the word in itself is pretty explanatory

if you can't figure it out WAYSA?

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 07, 2008, 02:34:59 PM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on June 07, 2008, 05:39:09 AMAs a N00bs (whatever that is, I'm guessing I'm one because I was called one by two or more people), I have a suggestion.  Those of you who have been here for a long time have been here a long time.  Sounds self-evident, no?  Just like it's evident you principiadiscordia.com oldtimers (who are distinct but knowing individuals, I'm sure) know what N00bs be.

But who's the least likely person to know what N00b means?  A N00b!

Perhaps you might want to think about having the post clearly identify what a N00b is, and also make it clear where a N00b can find the advice on what a N00b should and should not do.  That way, maybe someone won't get flamed on their first post here, not knowing they're breaking rule 537 of the N00bian Handbook.

nah we prefer the discordian way, it's called

THINK FOR YOURSELF SCHMUCK

6 out of 7 n00bs arrive, apply the above advice, do not get flamed, fit right in. the 7th is usually some sad fuck that thinks they got discordia all figured out, thereby shooting themselves in the foot.

you have it a bit extra tough since it seems due to some historical disagreements you got a bunch of posters that like to take shots at you regardless of what you said. this is a separate matter, nothing to do with this particular forum, being a n00b/postcount or whatever, and which you should settle with them.

as far as you implying not to know what the word "n00b" means, pull the other one, it's got fucking bells on.

QuoteOf course I realize it's traditional for governments to punish their citizens for laws the citizens never heard of.  It's easier to keep people in line that way.  And I also realize that Discordians try to make as many laws as possible, because after all imposition of order = escalation of disorder.  It's the Second Law of Thermowhatzits, or something.

okay buddy.

what exactly are you trying to say here?

it sounds to me like you're comparing the PD.com forum with a government that punishes citizens for laws they never heard of because it's easier to keep them in line that way.

got anything to back that up? cause thinly veiled whining like this makes my initial goodwill wear thin real fast.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 07, 2008, 08:53:55 PM
INTERNET:  SERIOUS BUSINESS
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on June 07, 2008, 09:00:46 PM
GENERIC CATCHPHRASES: EASIER THAN ARGUING
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on June 07, 2008, 09:05:01 PM
My guess is that it is bothering the living fuck out of Mr. Uncle BadTouch to be considered a n00b.  Just like Bogus Magus, because of some sense of seniority or importance in the Discordian underworld, there is an expectation of reverence where ere he may roam.  Doesn't work that way here buddy.  You've gotta go through the same gauntlet everyone else goes through. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 07, 2008, 09:09:24 PM
Oh oh, I done bad.  Shall I sent you a contrite PM?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 07, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
I just got here in November, and I, having existed previously in Western Civilization from birth all the way to creating an account on this forum in 2007, knew exactly what a n00b is. For fuck's sake, my MOM knows what a n00b is. Astonishingly neither PD.com nor even 4Chan invented the term "newbie" nor the derivatives "newb", "noob", and "n00b", and they have all been in common usage everywhere on the internet since the veriest beginning. Merriam-Websters dates the documented practice of calling "new guys" "newbies" to 1970.

If someone shows up and CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, or perhaps CHOOSES NOT TO READ AND LEARN, maybe this isn't going to be a very satisfying place for them to spend time. There are lots of forums that have rules about being nice, and spoonfeed everything to their users.

Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on June 07, 2008, 05:39:09 AM
As a N00bs (whatever that is, I'm guessing I'm one because I was called one by two or more people), I have a suggestion.  Those of you who have been here for a long time have been here a long time.  Sounds self-evident, no?  Just like it's evident you principiadiscordia.com oldtimers (who are distinct but knowing individuals, I'm sure) know what N00bs be.

But who's the least likely person to know what N00b means?  A N00b!

Perhaps you might want to think about having the post clearly identify what a N00b is, and also make it clear where a N00b can find the advice on what a N00b should and should not do.  That way, maybe someone won't get flamed on their first post here, not knowing they're breaking rule 537 of the N00bian Handbook.

Of course I realize it's traditional for governments to punish their citizens for laws the citizens never heard of.  It's easier to keep people in line that way.  And I also realize that Discordians try to make as many laws as possible, because after all imposition of order = escalation of disorder.  It's the Second Law of Thermowhatzits, or something.

Thank you for letting me have my say.

Reverend "N00bian" Uncle BadTouch
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Verbal Mike on June 07, 2008, 11:40:50 PM
It occurs to me this place is like quicksand. You step in, get muddy, and if you struggle you never see the end of it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 08, 2008, 12:09:49 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on June 07, 2008, 11:40:50 PM
It occurs to me this place is like quicksand. You step in, get muddy, and if you struggle you never see the end of it.

PD.com: eXtreme Zen
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2008, 01:47:46 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 08, 2008, 12:09:49 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on June 07, 2008, 11:40:50 PM
It occurs to me this place is like quicksand. You step in, get muddy, and if you struggle you never see the end of it.

PD.com: eXtreme Zen
:lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Daruko on June 08, 2008, 06:30:23 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 08, 2008, 12:09:49 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on June 07, 2008, 11:40:50 PM
It occurs to me this place is like quicksand. You step in, get muddy, and if you struggle you never see the end of it.

PD.com: eXtreme Zen

oh now you see it
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 08, 2008, 08:50:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 07, 2008, 09:05:01 PM
My guess is that it is bothering the living fuck out of Mr. Uncle BadTouch to be considered a n00b.  Just like Bogus Magus, because of some sense of seniority or importance in the Discordian underworld, there is an expectation of reverence where ere he may roam.  Doesn't work that way here buddy.  You've gotta go through the same gauntlet everyone else goes through. 

no shit.
i mean i've seen the name Uncle BadTouch tossed around here and there quite infrequently, but enough for me to remember. (since i seem to only remember unimportant useless shit).

i mean, it would be the same thing as me going to Suu's house and sayin "i'm a makin you a quilt bitch, like it or not! i'm here!". just because the two of us can sew and we're in the same "location" doesn't mean either one of us is any more important or "senior" than the other (although i would never attempt the shit that that girl has fashioned. evar. HOOOOOOOO!)

but it seems the same idea to me. even if i'm the only one who gets it.

just because you think you know something about the "purpose or meaning" of a board doesn't mean you know a damn thing about the people who inhabit or post there.

so...


suck it Uncle BadTouch?

Squiddy- still has nothin. DAMN!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Raphaella on June 08, 2008, 08:58:52 AM
I would take that quilt bitch! I sew but I don't quilt, I have never tried, but my boyfriend's family, they LOVE quilting. I mean, to them it's an ever evolving art.

Insofar as the Uncle BadTouch is concerned, perhaps we should evoke the old 50 post rule. The post about the n00b thing was... fun, but the Uncle BadTouch is no doomless Jelly. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 08, 2008, 09:04:33 AM
well all i have to say is.


i've been drinking, it's no excuse for my behavior and              and     


i like quilts and cake.

who's this Uncle BadTouch guy?
(obviously kidding again. i still don't care)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2008, 07:40:19 PM
Quote from: Sri Managahela Kalliflower on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

Name dropping:  Great for when you have nothing to add.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Ari on July 01, 2008, 12:01:56 AM
First post, first impression; let's take this head on right? Or left? Sometimes I confuse myself too much to actually get anything done properly.
My brain is already young but I am still old enough not to remember when it all started. Maybe I was just too stoned for too many years: or not stoned enough? Although it's probably a good thing that I didn't get stoned (yet)...
So I will bring you an interesting perspective on things every now and then: use it for target practice and refine your own line of thought. Or just settle for one of the two. =)

Anyhow, I've just arrived with my ship full of shiny stuff and I really feel like having a hot bath, a cold ale and a feisty wench. Preferably all together.


Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2008, 12:13:47 AM
Hi planeswalker! Welcome to PD.

For quick lulz, check out the PICS thread (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11847.0), in Apple Talk

For awesome pranks, mindfucks, and projects, check out Operation: Mindfuck (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=3.0), which was hidden to you until you registered.

-------don't miss the GASM Subforum (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=22.0), where we're brewing a few awesome projects. Participation is welcomed.

Also, for some other "new material" we're creating, check out the Black Iron Prison (http://www.blackironprison.com/), an ongoing project.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Ari on July 01, 2008, 12:24:03 AM
I have been very interested in operations of a mindfucking nature for long years.
While my PD was getting dusty in the shelf I stumbled across "the strange times" and it somehow led me to the BIP.
Looking forward to inspiring ideas and inspiring ideas on the op:m-front and checking out some more what gasm and lollercaust are about.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2008, 01:01:59 AM
Quote from: planeswalker on July 01, 2008, 12:24:03 AM
I have been very interested in operations of a mindfucking nature for long years.
While my PD was getting dusty in the shelf I stumbled across "the strange times" and it somehow led me to the BIP.
Looking forward to inspiring ideas and inspiring ideas on the op:m-front and checking out some more what gasm and lollercaust are about.

You, my friend, just made my day.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Ari on July 01, 2008, 02:22:32 AM
QuoteAn Error Has Occurred!
You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!
Now that was a bummer, it made perfect sense for me!

Once again I realise how my grammar and overall ability to articulate myself went down the drain after 3am...
Anyhow, glad you had a laugh. I certainly enjoyed playing with some words.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Faust on July 01, 2008, 12:35:07 PM
The above post was reported for some reason.
welcome to pd.com i guess
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2008, 03:22:20 PM
Heya walker.

Welcome, and stuff.

You seem receptive to new stuff.  That's good.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 09, 2008, 03:12:11 AM
WE HAVE ARRIVED! PLEASE TO ADVISE?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2008, 03:22:13 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 09, 2008, 03:12:11 AM
WE HAVE ARRIVED! PLEASE TO ADVISE?

take it slowly.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:14:43 PM
OH MY! HOW VERY SENSUAL!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Ari on August 12, 2008, 09:02:23 PM
Something worth considering...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on August 18, 2008, 07:42:21 PM
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/defaultaspx-1.png?t=1219089505)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on August 18, 2008, 07:50:10 PM
What the fuck is a Pinal? 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on August 18, 2008, 07:58:20 PM
aw fuck
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 18, 2008, 08:09:27 PM
The PD.com is too small too.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on August 18, 2008, 08:18:09 PM
better?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on August 18, 2008, 08:21:27 PM
Eyes need to be more crossed. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on August 18, 2008, 08:26:47 PM
my eyes are as crossed as they can be, any more and i will see my brain
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 18, 2008, 08:41:48 PM
Moar bigger.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 18, 2008, 08:42:54 PM
Also, no apostrophe in "NOOBS"
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on August 18, 2008, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: fnord mote eris on August 18, 2008, 08:26:47 PM
my eyes are as crossed as they can be, any more and i will see my brain

Have you dotted your tees?

I don't really know what that means.  
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on August 18, 2008, 08:48:52 PM
 FME celibrating gramer and spelling optional week since 1983
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on August 18, 2008, 09:00:31 PM
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/defaultaspx-1.png?t=1219089505)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on August 18, 2008, 09:03:08 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 18, 2008, 09:11:49 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 18, 2008, 09:03:08 PM
:lulz:

Seconded.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2008, 01:03:31 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Lord Syric on October 18, 2008, 05:29:43 PM
hello all im a new n00b.....

i feel special...

i tried to read this whole thread cuz it said ATTENTION in big letters but i got distracted and then sorta wandered off and made toast

*munch*

mmmmmmm toast

i forget wot i had planned to say now >.<
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on October 19, 2008, 12:32:51 AM
Hi there Lord Syric

Be sure to drown in check out the pool on the roof.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
Quote from: Lord Syric on October 18, 2008, 05:29:43 PM
hello all im a new n00b.....

i feel special...

i tried to read this whole thread cuz it said ATTENTION in big letters but i got distracted and then sorta wandered off and made toast

*munch*

mmmmmmm toast

i forget wot i had planned to say now >.<

I was just saying we needed another airhead around here.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 19, 2008, 01:34:50 AM
Friendly reminder on how to behave in an internet forum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIyr5TXqe8Y

I don't know why I didn't link to this before.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the last yatto on October 19, 2008, 08:36:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
I was just saying we needed another airhead around here.

TYHERE CAN BNE ONLY ONE!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on October 23, 2008, 04:50:15 PM
And you play the role perfectly.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the last yatto on October 23, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
thanks, i try really hard.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on October 23, 2008, 08:30:58 PM
It shows.

:|

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on October 23, 2008, 08:32:00 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 23, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
thanks, i try really hard.


You don't have to.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 23, 2008, 08:41:02 PM
Really, isn't that something that should just come naturally?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the last yatto on October 23, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
but i like putting the round peg into the square hole

YES!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Ari on October 25, 2008, 12:34:09 AM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 23, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
but i like putting the round peg into the square hole

YES!
round pegs are for spags.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 05, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

Indigo Hazing?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on January 05, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

(http://www.psychic-junkie.com/images/indigo-people-united.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on January 05, 2009, 09:23:02 PM
You will find that here at PD.COM, your ass is handed to you at unscheduled times.  Makes it more interesting that way. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:27:15 PM
Ok, so far so good. Still got one asshole, check. No bruising or lacerations, check. Hmmm, ok, i'll admit that was pretty gentle. Guess you guys can add a bit of pain for...uh...flavor :evil:.

Yay, I like suprises too rwhs.

P.S. this has got to be the best ever emoticon :fap:.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: bds on January 05, 2009, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:27:15 PM
Still got one asshole, check.

That's what you think...

You sure it's your anus?
:evilmad:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
Oh shit, you're right, that's my mangina. Noooooooooooooo :x.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: bds on January 05, 2009, 11:01:20 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
Oh shit, you're right, that's my mangina. Noooooooooooooo :x.

Nope, what I meant, is that's actually one of Lizzie's giant lobster's anuses that we implanted into you.

Enjoy...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 11:30:18 PM
I plan on it :lulz:.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2009, 11:57:36 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

You take all the fun out of it when you do that.  :sadbanana:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 06, 2009, 05:14:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2009, 11:57:36 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
k, lets go ahead and get this over with. I'm ready for my hazing now. Please, be gentle :wink:.

You take all the fun out of it when you do that.  :sadbanana:
If I remember correctly I went the reverse psychology route too. It's surprising how often it works.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 05:21:57 AM
uh, don't haze me with that riding crop while i put a ball gag in my mouth and pull that tight leather on to my body. (how's that for reverse psychology?...er...shit!, I ruined it now!)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mourning Star on January 06, 2009, 05:22:31 AM
I ignored all this advice and skipped straight to posting absurdist nonsense about zombies.

good times.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet? I am, but I'm drunk and giddy at 123 in the am. Having reread some of what I have wrote though :lulz:. I have to laugh at myself on this one. As long as you all are happy I'm happy. If I rub you wrong let me know. I am a little aversive to crowds of people, so my social skills aren't always the best. That doesn't necessarily mean I give a crap, it just means that's how I do it.

Later and night.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on January 06, 2009, 03:14:13 PM
Why do so many new posters come bursting in, in basically saying "TA-DA!"??

I find a lot of the new posters (not just recently) seem to believe they are celebrities and that we should already be aware of who they are, whilst simultaneously being bowled over by their overabundance of THRILL... 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on January 06, 2009, 03:34:08 PM
Kinda makes you miss the cliche pineal entrances doesn't it? 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on January 06, 2009, 03:48:42 PM
A little.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on January 06, 2009, 03:50:42 PM
I think anyone getting annoyed by someone on the internet is giving that person way too much credit in influencing yourself.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 04:08:18 PM
Pretending to be annoyed by someone on the internet, however, can afford one the opportunity to spew forth great bile and wrath and vitriol and all kinds of shit, for comedic effect.

No srsly - I really mean it, honest guv'
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: hooplala on January 06, 2009, 04:10:15 PM
It's true.  Besides, I never claimed to be annoyed by it.

Perplexed would be a more accurate description.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on January 06, 2009, 04:11:04 PM
FUCK YOU YOU SCOTTISH BASTARD, NEVER INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M MAKING A POINT EVER AGAIN, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL COME UP TO GLASGOW AND FEED YOUR FACE TO A RABID CHRISTIAN!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the last yatto on January 07, 2009, 08:37:27 AM
fine  :argh!:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 13, 2009, 10:48:27 PM
There once was a girl who was bored
She decided to try out discord
And quoth her each meme
Even ones that were lame
Until we brutally stabbed her multiple times in the chest, breaking both her major arteries as well as her poem's rhythm. fnord.

this sounds like a good thing for n00bs to read.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
I'll take that as a yes. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 14, 2009, 01:04:26 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
I'll take that as a yes. :mrgreen:

I took it more as a "By what?" myself.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 01:05:14 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
I'll take that as a yes. :mrgreen:

Take it however you like.  I'm going to go find something interesting to read, as opposed to someone who thinks drunken posting is a mindfuck.

For Chrissakes.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 01:06:00 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:04:26 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
I'll take that as a yes. :mrgreen:

I took it more as a "By what?" myself.

YOU DON'T GET IT INDIGOBLADE WAS BEING ALL CHAOTIC LMAO OMFG TMNR!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 01:05:14 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
I'll take that as a yes. :mrgreen:

Take it however you like.  I'm going to go find something interesting to read, as opposed to someone who thinks drunken posting is a mindfuck.

For Chrissakes.
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind. I'm looking for something more interesting to read too.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 14, 2009, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 01:06:00 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:04:26 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:29:59 AM
Is anybody thoroughly confused yet?

By what?
I'll take that as a yes. :mrgreen:

I took it more as a "By what?" myself.

YOU DON'T GET IT INDIGOBLADE WAS BEING ALL CHAOTIC LMAO OMFG TMNR!

Oh, I didn't notice. Now that you mention it, his post was the funniest thing I've read all day. I've never seen anything like it before.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 14, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:

Wow, so random. You must be the king of irony.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:

Wow, so random. You must be the king of irony.
No, just puttin up a pic of how I saw your original comeback.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 14, 2009, 01:26:38 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:

Wow, so random. You must be the king of irony.
No, just puttin up a pic of how I saw your original comeback.

All you did with that reply was prove my point.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:28:05 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:26:38 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
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Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:

Wow, so random. You must be the king of irony.
No, just puttin up a pic of how I saw your original comeback.

All you did with that reply was prove my point.
Yay for you, nice creativity. Bah.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2009, 01:51:31 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:

Wow, so random. You must be the king of irony.
No, just puttin up a pic of how I saw your original comeback.

How good of you to explain.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 02:01:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 01:51:31 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:

Wow, so random. You must be the king of irony.
No, just puttin up a pic of how I saw your original comeback.

How good of you to explain.
Sometimes Nigel, you have to spell it out.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 02:08:46 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 02:01:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 01:51:31 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 14, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 01:08:02 AM
Honestly I forgot why I even typed that earlier, so I just typed what came to mind.

Probably something to do with the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
:ronpaul:

Wow, so random. You must be the king of irony.
No, just puttin up a pic of how I saw your original comeback.

How good of you to explain.
Sometimes Nigel, you have to spell it out.

:deadhorse:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on January 14, 2009, 02:59:28 AM
I hear that indigoblades head is so far up his ass, he hits himself on the head with his diaphragm every time he hiccups.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 05:01:00 AM
And they really believe I give a good god-damn. :roll:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Payne on January 14, 2009, 05:02:57 AM
And you think we care for your stale, pissant opinions?

Everything you've said so far has been said a hundred times before.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2009, 08:48:41 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 05:01:00 AM
And they really believe I give a good god-damn. :roll:
\
(http://www.allotment.org.uk/vegetable/assets/cabbage.jpg)

You're still posting, aren't you?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 14, 2009, 12:36:51 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 05:01:00 AM
And they really believe I give a good god-damn. :roll:

I DON'T CARE SO MUCH THAT I'M GOING TO REPEATEDLY POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 01:41:53 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 05:01:00 AM
And they really believe I give a good god-damn. :roll:

You know what's interesting?  We don't actually care whether you care or not.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
Yeah! Your feelings are utterly irrelevant to us.


Unless you get so upset you end up committing suicide, then we might have a bit of a chuckle to ourselves.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 12:51:17 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 14, 2009, 05:01:00 AM
And they really believe I give a good god-damn. :roll:

Oh, let me guess.  This was some sociological experiment, and we did JUST what you expected us to do!

Right?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on January 15, 2009, 01:48:51 AM
Lookit that puppet master, pullin those strings
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on January 15, 2009, 02:51:13 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 13, 2009, 08:16:52 PM
Quote from: BAWHEED on January 13, 2009, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on January 13, 2009, 07:15:51 PM
I would say just shoot him but no one ever agrees to that idea......   :cry:

They don't?  I would.

start a pool, who ever guesses the post number where he says it was all a sosilogical experiment gets to pull the trigger

squiddidle wins  the pool with a guess of 130 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2009, 02:53:29 AM
i guessed 113.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on January 15, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
o crap i guess i win with a guess of 123 wheres the gun?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 15, 2009, 03:01:24 AM
Sorry, I was in a dick mood the other day. I apologize. Er, uh....ok :oops:.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on January 15, 2009, 03:02:42 AM
apology accepted as long as i still get to shoot you
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2009, 03:04:45 AM
nope, Payne was right.
he gets to shoot.

it's Daruko syndrome
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:06:55 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 15, 2009, 03:04:45 AM
nope, Payne was right.
he gets to shoot.

it's Daruko syndrome

No, he's gone all passive/aggressive.  It's a Wade thing.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:10:10 AM
I thought it was a fucktard thing.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indigoblade on January 15, 2009, 03:12:06 AM
Nope, just being honest. I fucked up. I snapped. It doesn't mean that when people fuck with me I won't defend myself or ignore it. It just means I stepped over my own line, now I'm gonna stop being so serious and go read some posts, ciao.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:10:10 AM
I thought it was a fucktard thing.

Fucktard is a phylum.  We're trying to narrow it down to genus.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: fomenter on January 15, 2009, 03:16:04 AM
shoot it and dissect the remains for better scientific identification
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:10:10 AM
I thought it was a fucktard thing.

Fucktard is a phylum.  We're trying to narrow it down to genus.
:lulz: By all means carry on.  If a few test subjects have to be harmed in the process, so be it.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:16:56 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 15, 2009, 03:16:04 AM
shoot it and dissect the remains for better scientific identification

Not yet.  I want to observe its habits.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:17:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:10:10 AM
I thought it was a fucktard thing.

Fucktard is a phylum.  We're trying to narrow it down to genus.
:lulz: By all means carry on.  If a few test subjects have to be harmed in the process, so be it.

We are, after all, professionals.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:19:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:16:56 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 15, 2009, 03:16:04 AM
shoot it and dissect the remains for better scientific identification

Not yet.  I want to observe its habits.
How about some chemical tests?  You know, if they turn out to be closely related to humans they could be a great model for toxicity experiments.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 15, 2009, 03:25:37 AM
I'm up for chemical tests!

Wait, what? Oh....
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on January 16, 2009, 03:52:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:10:10 AM
I thought it was a fucktard thing.

Fucktard is a phylum.  We're trying to narrow it down to genus.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: willem on January 22, 2009, 02:18:42 PM
I strongly believe that a true discordian would have put this thread in the 'or kill me'-segment.
/me runs like hell
(isn't that a strange expression, by the way?)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on January 22, 2009, 02:30:40 PM
Quote from: willem on January 22, 2009, 02:18:42 PM
I strongly believe that a true discordian would have put this thread in the 'or kill me'-segment.
/me runs like hell
(isn't that a strange expression, by the way?)

Oh, now you've gone and done it.  You are now da foe. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on January 22, 2009, 02:40:44 PM
Actually,

I'm pretty sure this WAS in Or Kill Me.  It got moved here and stickied during the Revolution, once the Glorious Peoples Democratic Republic of Discordia had been established.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on January 22, 2009, 02:47:02 PM
What a glorious sight!  Dozens of trodden-down Discordians waving their tattered copies of the Principia Discorida!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on January 22, 2009, 02:49:32 PM
(http://yongfeng.blogsome.com/images/ipod.shuffle.chinese.cultural.revolution.jpg)

(http://voyage.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/07/cr4.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on January 22, 2009, 02:50:28 PM
If only there was an easy way to change red pixels to yellow...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on January 22, 2009, 02:53:22 PM
Also worth noting is that one of those guys in the top picture is actually waving an iPod around.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on January 22, 2009, 02:54:34 PM
Noted and lulzed.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: 3D3N on January 22, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
(http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu352/3d3nium/stuff/yellowflags.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on January 22, 2009, 03:24:19 PM
BOOM SHANKA!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indifferent betty on January 22, 2009, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: 3D3N on January 22, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
(http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu352/3d3nium/stuff/yellowflags.jpg)
Isn't a Yellow Book a euphamism for porn in China?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cramulus on January 22, 2009, 04:07:14 PM
you beat me to it you spags


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bureaucracy.png)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on January 22, 2009, 04:09:50 PM
:mittens: to you both.  Though, in Cram's they don't look as jaundiced. 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Pariah on January 22, 2009, 04:17:08 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 22, 2009, 04:07:14 PM
you beat me to it you spags


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bureaucracy.png)

Argh I wish this fit my desktop better!
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: indifferent betty on January 22, 2009, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on January 22, 2009, 04:09:50 PM
:mittens: to you both.  Though, in Cram's they don't look as jaundiced. 
Huh? How do you tel if a Chineese person is jaundiced or not?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: 3D3N on January 22, 2009, 04:27:14 PM
Must be all the Heroin.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on January 22, 2009, 04:31:30 PM
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the last yatto on January 22, 2009, 07:25:44 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on January 22, 2009, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on January 22, 2009, 04:09:50 PM
:mittens: to you both.  Though, in Cram's they don't look as jaundiced. 
Huh? How can you tel if a Chinamen's cloths is jaundiced or not?
fixt
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Kai on February 15, 2009, 01:32:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:10:10 AM
I thought it was a fucktard thing.

Fucktard is a phylum.  We're trying to narrow it down to genus.

Oh my HOLY FUCK how the fuck did I miss this?  :lulz:

Goddamn  :potd:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 01:35:00 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 15, 2009, 01:32:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Vene on January 15, 2009, 03:10:10 AM
I thought it was a fucktard thing.

Fucktard is a phylum.  We're trying to narrow it down to genus.

Oh my HOLY FUCK how the fuck did I miss this?  :lulz:

Goddamn  :potd:

And I said that for your benefit, too.  :lol:

(By which I mean I knew you'd love the allusion.)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Kai on February 15, 2009, 03:03:22 AM
Note to self: need to read all posts all the time (except wades and DK's) so no humor is lost.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2009, 08:14:37 AM
That new guy Volva had a bright idea to add "break your links to target sites" to this.  It's Roger's, so I'll let him do it if he wants.  I think it's a good idea.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on February 26, 2009, 12:02:10 PM
Roger could do a completely updated one.

It could be amusing.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sheered Völva on March 01, 2009, 06:41:38 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 26, 2009, 08:14:37 AM
That new guy Volva had a bright idea to add "break your links to target sites" to this.  It's Roger's, so I'll let him do it if he wants.  I think it's a good idea.

It may be a bright idea, but Felix is being too kind. I only thought of it after Felix advised me to break a link to a site I was trolling. So all I deserve credit for is fucking up and then learning something from Felix.  :)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jasper on March 01, 2009, 07:05:18 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 01, 2009, 06:41:38 AM
Felix is being too kind.

...Go fuck a blender.


Is that better?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2009, 04:07:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 26, 2009, 12:02:10 PM
Roger could do a completely updated one.

It could be amusing.

Okay.  Give me a couple of days.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on March 01, 2009, 09:34:18 PM
Excellent.  It has been three and a half years, nearly.  And while we haven't changed massively, we still have.  I look foward to seeing what you come up with.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sheered Völva on March 02, 2009, 02:49:49 AM
Quote from: Felix on March 01, 2009, 07:05:18 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 01, 2009, 06:41:38 AM
Felix is being too kind.

...Go fuck a blender.


Is that better?

That depends on whether the blender is turned on or not.  :D
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 01:17:48 AM
TGRR: I had a discussion with somebody somewhere on this site (sorry, don't remember who or where). We thought good advice could include something like, "Don't defend yourself for 20 pages. That never works." I think it would be good for Noobs to learn this before they take up 20 pages.

Just a suggestion.  :)
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 01:17:48 AM
TGRR: I had a discussion with somebody somewhere on this site (sorry, don't remember who or where). We thought good advice could include something like, "Don't defend yourself for 20 pages. That never works." I think it would be good for Noobs to learn this before they take up 20 pages.

Just a suggestion.  :)

Won't work, but okay.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for a fucking pigeon.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 03:50:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 01:17:48 AM
TGRR: I had a discussion with somebody somewhere on this site (sorry, don't remember who or where). We thought good advice could include something like, "Don't defend yourself for 20 pages. That never works." I think it would be good for Noobs to learn this before they take up 20 pages.

Just a suggestion.  :)

Won't work, but okay.

Are you saying my idea won't work? How can you say that? Why are you so mean? Why are you always insulting me? Why don't you ever listen to the really important stuff I have to say? I'm not being overly sensitive but you are so abusive! I'm a great person, a really really real Discordian! I can say 23skiddo and 5 tons of flax and mittens and w1n! And you're a spag and a Bobite and your pipe tobacco smells really bad! I can keep it up for 20 pages!

Or Kill Me
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 03:50:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for fucking a pigeon.

fixed  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 03:50:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 01:17:48 AM
TGRR: I had a discussion with somebody somewhere on this site (sorry, don't remember who or where). We thought good advice could include something like, "Don't defend yourself for 20 pages. That never works." I think it would be good for Noobs to learn this before they take up 20 pages.

Just a suggestion.  :)

Won't work, but okay.

Are you saying my idea won't work? How can you say that? Why are you so mean? Why are you always insulting me? Why don't you ever listen to the really important stuff I have to say? I'm not being overly sensitive but you are so abusive! I'm a great person, a really really real Discordian! I can say 23skiddo and 5 tons of flax and mittens and w1n! And you're a spag and a Bobite and your pipe tobacco smells really bad! I can keep it up for 20 pages!

:lulz:  See what I mean?

Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 03:50:07 AM
Or Kill Me

You're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 03:29:23 AM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 09, 2009, 03:50:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for fucking a pigeon.

fixed  :mrgreen:

Joke ruined.  Thanks.

TGRR,
Wonders if we've been recruiting from the dittoheads.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the last yatto on March 10, 2009, 08:29:27 AM
ok so plan c isnt going as good as we had hoped
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 02:04:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for a fucking pigeon.

I always took you for a refined Squab under glass kind of guy...

:lulz: :lulz:

sorry couldn't say it with a straight face...
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2009, 12:35:49 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 02:04:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for a fucking pigeon.

I always took you for a refined Squab under glass kind of guy...

:lulz: :lulz:

sorry couldn't say it with a straight face...

I'm a regular fucking Emily Post.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Silver Swami on April 20, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
whats potato minus 5? :?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2009, 01:14:32 AM
Quote from: Silver Swami on April 20, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
whats potato minus 5? :?

NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 20, 2009, 01:27:49 AM
Quote from: Silver Swami on April 20, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
whats potato minus 5? :?

I know what it's not, and the answer to that is "funny, clever, or even remotely original".
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: mcjof on April 23, 2009, 02:53:18 PM
tit wank lolroflamo in your face thing gonna pwn u n00bs with my 1337 hax, roxors boxers omg
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 23, 2009, 03:20:44 PM
oh for fuck's sake
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
 :omg:

We seem to have incurred the wrath of another retard
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 03:35:51 PM
Aww c'mon, who doesn't like a good tit wank every now and again? 
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: LMNO on April 23, 2009, 03:39:02 PM
You wife has gotten friskier, hasn't she?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 03:45:28 PM
My wife always likes to have some cream of tartar on her spice rack.   :wink:

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 13, 2009, 05:51:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 13, 2009, 10:37:08 AM
*sigh*

OK, look, [INSERT NEW USER NAME HERE].

Well, first, hi.  Welcome to our forum.  Thank you for taking the time to sign up and contribute to our community.  I have a couple of questions I'd like to ask, if I may?

Is there any particular reason you are writing out gibberish posts right now?  Because I'm afraid to say they are not very funny, nor especially interesting.  Maybe that is not the aim, in which case perhaps you could educate me as to what you hope to achieve?  Because I can tell you right now, if your noise/signal ratio continues to be this low, you are going to be met by indifference at best, and maybe even hostility.

Now, you may think "that's not a very Discordian attitude", but that, I am afraid, is a mistake.  We here like fun and joking around as much as anyone.  However, a usual precondition of that is to actually communicate intelligibly with each other.  We've seen people who exclusively post nonsense, or cut-ups, or word salads (usually very poorly) before now, and to be honest, its neither terribly exciting or interesting.

I'd like to think you have something to bring to the site, but unfortunately, proving that is rather tricky right now.  Please don't prove me wrong?

What that man just said.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Adios on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 03, 2009, 08:20:55 PM
Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.

:potd:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Crazzee on July 09, 2009, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
:mittens:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 09, 2009, 03:05:00 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on July 09, 2009, 01:28:31 PM
QuoteThis site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it.

no you don't. now kindly fuck off.

YEAH!

YOU TELL HIM HER IT
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 09, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Crazzee on July 09, 2009, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
:mittens:

Your mustache makes me suspicious.

You are not a confederate of that "Professor Cramulus" miscreant, are you?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sheered Völva on July 11, 2009, 05:47:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 09, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Crazzee on July 09, 2009, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Hawk on July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 AM
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
:mittens:

Your mustache makes me suspicious.

You are not a confederate of that "Professor Cramulus" miscreant, are you?

Another Cramulus clone? I thought we got rid of all those.

Welcome.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2009, 06:22:16 PM
After I went through all the trouble of recatching and neutering the escaped genetic experiment known as Professor Cramulus you incompetent bastards not only let him escape but let him into the cloning lab?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!!!
:argh!:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: the last yatto on July 14, 2009, 09:52:18 PM
yeah my bad
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Love on August 29, 2009, 10:33:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM
Pr0n bombing

what is Pr0n bombing?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 29, 2009, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: Love on August 29, 2009, 10:33:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM
Pr0n bombing

what is Pr0n bombing?

really?? you don't know.

:fuckoff:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 29, 2009, 11:14:40 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 29, 2009, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: Love on August 29, 2009, 10:33:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM
Pr0n bombing

what is Pr0n bombing?

really?? you don't know.

:fuckoff:

oh dear....  :lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 16, 2009, 04:28:29 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:50:22 AM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 16, 2009, 03:52:33 AM
It's when you strap a little teeny tiny suicide bomb vest to a prawn, and convince him to explode himself, as he can have 72 scampi and all the thousand island dressing he can drink in the afterlife.

It's mis-spelled pr0n because that makes it leet.

The more you know see?


:mittens:

Well said, Liam!
Title: "Happy Anarchy."
Post by: cataleptik on October 24, 2014, 10:19:31 PM
oh i fuckin
love it.

nearly nobody understands
the discordian society
said RAW dying sadly

and what could you do?

you laid down
RULES
and had nothing to say
to someone who LIKED you.

suck up that federal reserve scrip
church of self hating jerks.

Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on October 24, 2014, 10:24:02 PM
Nothing like someone bumping a five year old thread to play out a routine we've seen a thousand times before.

You sure showed us.  How anarchic.  How chaotic.  How completely unpredictable.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 25, 2014, 01:17:01 AM
It WAS reply 777... that's gotta mean something. To someone.  You know. .  Someone that cares what this little cattleptic jackoff thinks.
Title: Re: "Happy Anarchy."
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 25, 2014, 05:53:10 AM
Quote from: cataleptik on October 24, 2014, 10:19:31 PM
oh i fuckin
love it.

nearly nobody understands
the discordian society
said RAW dying sadly

and what could you do?

you laid down
RULES
and had nothing to say
to someone who LIKED you.

suck up that federal reserve scrip
church of self hating jerks.

This was refreshing and new.

Oh, wait. Cain got there first.

Damn his Manchester Ninjitsu.
Title: Re: "Happy Anarchy."
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2014, 06:00:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 25, 2014, 05:53:10 AM
Quote from: cataleptik on October 24, 2014, 10:19:31 PM
oh i fuckin
love it.

nearly nobody understands
the discordian society
said RAW dying sadly

and what could you do?

you laid down
RULES
and had nothing to say
to someone who LIKED you.

suck up that federal reserve scrip
church of self hating jerks.

This was refreshing and new.

Oh, wait. Cain got there first.

Damn his Manchester Ninjitsu.

You can't control me
I will tell you all what's what!
-Lamest troll ever.
Title: Re: "Happy Anarchy."
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 25, 2014, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 25, 2014, 06:00:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 25, 2014, 05:53:10 AM
Quote from: cataleptik on October 24, 2014, 10:19:31 PM
oh i fuckin
love it.

nearly nobody understands
the discordian society
said RAW dying sadly

and what could you do?

you laid down
RULES
and had nothing to say
to someone who LIKED you.

suck up that federal reserve scrip
church of self hating jerks.

This was refreshing and new.

Oh, wait. Cain got there first.

Damn his Manchester Ninjitsu.

You can't control me
I will tell you all what's what!
-Lamest troll ever.

He mentioned RAW, which I guess makes him more Discordian than we are.  Or words to that effect.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 25, 2014, 06:02:06 AM
The "someone who LIKED you" bit leads me to believe that this is

THE TRIUMPANT
RETURN OF


Someone.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2014, 06:11:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 25, 2014, 06:02:06 AM
The "someone who LIKED you" bit leads me to believe that this is

THE TRIUMPANT
RETURN OF


Someone.   :kingmeh:

I'm guessing they couldn't have ACTUALLY liked us, or they would have known who we were before posting and getting their feelings hurt.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2014, 06:11:26 AM
Maybe more like just liked the idea of who they thought we were.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 07:05:41 AM
Weren't me! Honest!

As pathos goes, that poem is not bad. Not "Please don't let me be misunderstood (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY)" material, but decent.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2014, 07:24:36 AM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 07:05:41 AM
Weren't me! Honest!

As pathos goes, that poem is not bad. Not "Please don't let me be misunderstood (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY)" material, but decent.

I fucking love that song. And Nina.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 10:58:38 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 25, 2014, 07:24:36 AM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 07:05:41 AM
Weren't me! Honest!

As pathos goes, that poem is not bad. Not "Please don't let me be misunderstood (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY)" material, but decent.

I fucking love that song. And Nina.

Same here :)
Title: Re: "Happy Anarchy."
Post by: Cain on October 25, 2014, 02:05:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 25, 2014, 05:53:10 AM
This was refreshing and new.

Oh, wait. Cain got there first.

Damn his Manchester Ninjitsu.

The secret is: never sleep.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Cain on October 25, 2014, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 10:58:38 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 25, 2014, 07:24:36 AM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 07:05:41 AM
Weren't me! Honest!

As pathos goes, that poem is not bad. Not "Please don't let me be misunderstood (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY)" material, but decent.

I fucking love that song. And Nina.

Same here :)

Unpopular personal preferences: I like the Santa Esmerelda cover used in Kill Bill more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYJJC2wYTLo
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 25, 2014, 03:25:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 25, 2014, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 10:58:38 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 25, 2014, 07:24:36 AM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 07:05:41 AM
Weren't me! Honest!

As pathos goes, that poem is not bad. Not "Please don't let me be misunderstood (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY)" material, but decent.

I fucking love that song. And Nina.

Same here :)

Unpopular personal preferences: I like the Santa Esmerelda cover used in Kill Bill more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYJJC2wYTLo

Popular with me. The RZA did the music for those movies and they remain some of my favorite scores.
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2014, 06:10:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 25, 2014, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 10:58:38 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 25, 2014, 07:24:36 AM
Quote from: Dodo Argentino on October 25, 2014, 07:05:41 AM
Weren't me! Honest!

As pathos goes, that poem is not bad. Not "Please don't let me be misunderstood (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckv6-yhnIY)" material, but decent.

I fucking love that song. And Nina.

Same here :)

Unpopular personal preferences: I like the Santa Esmerelda cover used in Kill Bill more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYJJC2wYTLo

I like that one, but I'll always have a soft spot for Elvis Costello's rendition. Also, check out the rad 80's video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlfiDGVB9s
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2014, 06:19:31 PM
Wow, that led me down a Youtube rabbithole. Somehow Fiona Apple manages to make this song even more disturbingly about obsession and jealousy than it was already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAJ2HK2Epqs
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2014, 06:36:43 PM
Fiona Apple and Johnny Cash singing Bridge Over Troubled Water? Holy shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcaOLPi6CWk
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on October 26, 2014, 10:16:47 PM
Has this (http://youtu.be/cnYBkEE05bA) been?
Title: Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 26, 2014, 10:22:49 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on October 25, 2014, 06:36:43 PM
Fiona Apple and Johnny Cash singing Bridge Over Troubled Water? Holy shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcaOLPi6CWk

That's a personal favorite of mine, and the track stands out on what is already a stellar album.