Things go boom

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I work in a chemical plant that is disaster prone.

But we SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY to ensure that our DISASTERS only cost MONEY, and not LIVES, PROPERTY, or HORRIBLE CHEMICAL RELEASES INTO PEOPLES' LIVES.

And I have no fucking sympathy for those that don't.  YOU DO NOT STORE ANHYDROUS AMMONIA NEXT TO NITRATES.  ASSMONKEYS!

1 count of negligent homicide (at least) per dead person, per owner.  No shit.

In a perfect world*.











*Not Texas. Ever. 

This is the 21st century.  Sequestering chemicals is a known science.

But, again, Texas.  Anything post-1904 is hippie shit.

SIENTISTZ IS ATHEIZTS
              /

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I work in a chemical plant that is disaster prone.

But we SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY to ensure that our DISASTERS only cost MONEY, and not LIVES, PROPERTY, or HORRIBLE CHEMICAL RELEASES INTO PEOPLES' LIVES.

And I have no fucking sympathy for those that don't.  YOU DO NOT STORE ANHYDROUS AMMONIA NEXT TO NITRATES.  ASSMONKEYS!

1 count of negligent homicide (at least) per dead person, per owner.  No shit.

In a perfect world*.











*Not Texas. Ever. 

This is the 21st century.  Sequestering chemicals is a known science.

But, again, Texas.  Anything post-1904 is hippie shit.

SIENTISTZ IS ATHEIZTS
              /

MOZLEM ATHEIZTS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm also hearing that he may have run over his dead/dying brother while fleeing the scene.. awkward.

They're apparently doing a controlled explosion something or other in Cambridge, but the focus is still Watertown. 

HI EVE!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

AFAIK there's mostly ALWAYS a Dunkins within walking distance from any point on the map...except Iowa

And Portland. I don't think there are any here at all.

[Eve]

NIGEL DARLING!

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

AFAIK there's mostly ALWAYS a Dunkins within walking distance from any point on the map...except Iowa

And Portland. I don't think there are any here at all.

Not a one. I just checked. Nor in Vancouver, Beaverton or anywhere in the area.

Fort Collins only had one, and that one wasn't in a spot anyone was likely to walk to.

This Dunkin Donuts abundance is a phenomenon I never knew existed. It's just a shame it took something like this to open my eyes to it.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, they're all over the east coast. Can't find one in the PNW though, as far as I know.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

AFAIK there's mostly ALWAYS a Dunkins within walking distance from any point on the map...except Iowa

And Portland. I don't think there are any here at all.

Not a one. I just checked. Nor in Vancouver, Beaverton or anywhere in the area.

Fort Collins only had one, and that one wasn't in a spot anyone was likely to walk to.

This Dunkin Donuts abundance is a phenomenon I never knew existed. It's just a shame it took something like this to open my eyes to it.

[Lenin McCarthy]

The last meal of my week in NYC 1.5 years ago was six Dunkin donuts at JFK airport. It was effin' delicious and probably shortened my life by a few weeks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, they're all over the east coast. Can't find one in the PNW though, as far as I know.

We used to have 'em. They just failed miserably here.

[Lenin McCarthy]

This wikileaked US embassy memo from 2006 offers a fascinating and thorough (but I don't know how trustworthy) overview of the Chechnya situation. Quite long, though.

[Eater of Clowns]

  AKK parading as Cain would be quite a sight. And probably too transparent to be as funny as I'm imagining.


HAPPY BELATED BDOO, EoC! All the cake for you, etc.


Twidders, I'm loving the name change.

  Thanks Eve!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Lockdown over, MBTA back in service. If I left for work, I would get there at 7:30. If I head to the packie, I'll get there at 6:40.

Hmmm.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Lockdown over, MBTA back in service. If I left for work, I would get there at 7:30. If I head to the packie, I'll get there at 6:40.

Hmmm.

The day is a wash and there's been a lot of stress going around.

Packie.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Hello darlings! Your names have all changed! Please identify. 

I'm still me!