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Junkenstein

#1470
April 28, 2014, 02:37:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2014, 02:17:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2014, 06:44:31 AM
In work, half an hour early, preparing for a meeting where the main point of conversation will be "Fuck you." I've been in better moods.

In 11 minutes, I will be in a meeting in which I will have to explain some very basic rules of physics to people who already understand them but would prefer to ignore them because it's inconvenient.

Did I ever tell you about the guy who thought he'd designed an infinite energy box by using LEDS and solar panels? No hint of jest, just a wild look in the eyes because he seriously thought he'd solved the worlds problems.

There are times when my clients scare the living shit out of me.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#1471
April 28, 2014, 02:44:53 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 28, 2014, 06:51:44 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2014, 06:44:31 AM
In work, half an hour early, preparing for a meeting where the main point of conversation will be "Fuck you." I've been in better moods.

Sounds like it will be an awesome time. Kick some ass, Junkenstein.

I have noticed a tendency to revert to the 1940's when delivering rage. There is something about addressing people as "Mr. XXX" which just adds to my delivery.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1472
April 28, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Birthday.

I have a whole-weekend hangover.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1473
April 28, 2014, 04:25:27 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2014, 02:37:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2014, 02:17:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2014, 06:44:31 AM
In work, half an hour early, preparing for a meeting where the main point of conversation will be "Fuck you." I've been in better moods.

In 11 minutes, I will be in a meeting in which I will have to explain some very basic rules of physics to people who already understand them but would prefer to ignore them because it's inconvenient.

Did I ever tell you about the guy who thought he'd designed an infinite energy box by using LEDS and solar panels? No hint of jest, just a wild look in the eyes because he seriously thought he'd solved the worlds problems.

There are times when my clients scare the living shit out of me.

I know people that still think perpetual motion is a thing.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1474
April 28, 2014, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Birthday.

I have a whole-weekend hangover.

Happy birthday, merry new hangover!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1475
April 28, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 28, 2014, 02:19:36 PM
Good luck.  Bring a big stick.

Rant brewing.  :rogpipe:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1476
April 28, 2014, 04:33:44 PM
 :baby:

Junkenstein

#1477
April 28, 2014, 05:07:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Birthday.

I have a whole-weekend hangover.

Congratulations, many more etc, etc.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1478
April 28, 2014, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Birthday.

I have a whole-weekend hangover.

Happy Birthday!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

#1479
April 28, 2014, 08:26:52 PM
In Chicago. Have beer. Have urge to tell everyone to just Fuck off all of a sudden after being so relaxed in the middle of bumfuck red state. I feel better when I'm chock full of hate.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Ben Shapiro

#1480
April 28, 2014, 08:42:02 PM
Iced Earth, and Sabaton tonight!
Thanks to my lil butter! Best B-day gift ever!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1481
April 28, 2014, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2014, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Birthday.

I have a whole-weekend hangover.

Happy birthday, merry new hangover!

It's a piquant and lolling hangover. Luckily it doesn't come with any regrets (it almost did, but I pulled  my head out of my ass in the nick of time).
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#1482
April 28, 2014, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2014, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Birthday.

I have a whole-weekend hangover.

Happy birthday, merry new hangover!

It's a piquant and lolling hangover. Luckily it doesn't come with any regrets (it almost did, but I pulled  my head out of my ass in the nick of time).
Baww :( I feel rejected now.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Reginald Ret

#1483
April 28, 2014, 08:51:04 PM
Quote from: All father, Bearman on April 28, 2014, 08:42:02 PM
Iced Earth, and Sabaton tonight!
Thanks to my lil butter! Best B-day gift ever!
Cool! Have fun with the Beer-metal!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1484
April 28, 2014, 08:56:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2014, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
Birthday.

I have a whole-weekend hangover.

Happy birthday, merry new hangover!

It's a piquant and lolling hangover. Luckily it doesn't come with any regrets (it almost did, but I pulled  my head out of my ass in the nick of time).

I never do that.  Heads are for asses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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