Official February Shit List Thread

[Jenne]

If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening.  She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.

Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.

I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.

Now, SUU.  Don't YOU end up in jail.

[Suu]

I won't have to. If things go according to plan, she won't be allowed at war, and neither of them will have their precious jobs anymore. What's that saying? "Don't dip your pen in company ink"?

[Jenne]

I personally like "Don't shit where you eat."

[Luna]

If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening.  She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.

Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.

I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.

Sources concealed so they may continue to be sources.  Given that she's trying to keep this thing covered up like a cat on linoleum, I'm betting she'll wait until after things are at least close to final.  (Presumably he has hit her with the, "keep your stupid mouth shut or she's going to take everything but the toothbrush" speech, likely the cause of some of being blocked from her stupid Facebook page.)

[Suu]

If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening.  She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.

Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.

I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.

Sources concealed so they may continue to be sources.  Given that she's trying to keep this thing covered up like a cat on linoleum, I'm betting she'll wait until after things are at least close to final.  (Presumably he has hit her with the, "keep your stupid mouth shut or she's going to take everything but the toothbrush" speech, likely the cause of some of being blocked from her stupid Facebook page.)

She blocked me too. So something is definitely up. Fortunately, sources can screencap and you can still file for adultery if he doesn't get off his ass to file soon.

I personally like "Don't shit where you eat."

Yep, that one too.

What bothers me is that at one point in time I considered this girl a friend. Then I caught onto her shit, and then became warned by numerous people once she came back on the scene to stay away.

[Luna]

If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening.  She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.

Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.

I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.

Now, SUU.  Don't YOU end up in jail.

Nah, no jail for Suu.  Or me.  She's not worth it.

Neither is he.

I want the rest of my shit out of the house, and I want to get on with my life.

And if she has dreams of being re-accepted back into the SCA because she attached herself to him, she's got one hell of a rude awakening coming.

[Suu]

If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening.  She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.

Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.

I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.

Now, SUU.  Don't YOU end up in jail.

Nah, no jail for Suu.  Or me.  She's not worth it.

Neither is he.

I want the rest of my shit out of the house, and I want to get on with my life.

And if she has dreams of being re-accepted back into the SCA because she attached herself to him, she's got one hell of a rude awakening coming.

...Almost everyone in RI is attached to either VDK or Riverkeep somehow. She's not welcome in either household.

[Eater of Clowns]

Yikes folks, I sincerely hope it all works out for you.  I've been through a few phases of questioning my relationships and it's awful even with the comparatively brief ones I've had.

Jenne, it says something to your character that while this is happening you still manage to be one of the sunniest people on the board.    (Or it says something to how shitty the rest of us are  )

Have I met Luna, or is this one of the innumerable other SCA spags?

[Suu]

Yikes folks, I sincerely hope it all works out for you.  I've been through a few phases of questioning my relationships and it's awful even with the comparatively brief ones I've had.

Jenne, it says something to your character that while this is happening you still manage to be one of the sunniest people on the board.    (Or it says something to how shitty the rest of us are  )

Have I met Luna, or is this one of the innumerable other SCA spags?

Lovecraft Walk, I believe.

[Eater of Clowns]

Lovecraft Walk, I believe.

All the way back in October!?   

May as well have never happened.   

[Suu]

Fuck, I think a pipe burst as I was attempting to wash dishes.

[Jenne]

Thank you, EoC. . And Suuuuu!!! Don't float or ice-slide? away!

Februarrrryyyyyy!! :shakesfist:

[Suu]

It's fine. Luna's sink is just twitchy.

[Cainad (dec.)]

In re: the last three pages:  

I really can't see what angle this Feb is gonna hit me from, if at all. The current plan is to go on with things as if it is a month that isn't so... vicious.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Jenne honey, I'm so sorry he's in dick mode.  Look at it this way, if he doesn't come around, you will never have to deal with those in-laws from hell ever again!!!!!!

In all honesty, after last year, this year, even with the fucking weather is a snap!  Hell, nobody left to die, nothing left to steal.  

I'm actually pretty good!

Plus, Ima be single again!!!  WOOT!!!

I've been waiting since 2000 for this year!