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#106
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 24, 2009, 09:10:40 PM
more noise and no signal.

There's a memebomb there somewhere.
#107
Discordian Recipes / Re: Salsa: the miracle food-product
November 24, 2009, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 24, 2009, 06:19:54 PM
I think she means, "not-salsa salsa".




You know, the goopy, almost-ketchup, mostly cornsyrup and faux jalepeno additive sodium supplement.
Fix'd

Not-salsa salsa yes. Almost ketchup? Nnnnno. (I cannot STAND ketchup. It leads to violent vomit spells.) I think you're thinking of that stuff with the consistency of thin spaghetti sauce. While this is in fact goopy, it's also full of gigantic veggie chunks.
#108
Discordian Recipes / Re: Salsa: the miracle food-product
November 24, 2009, 05:32:26 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 24, 2009, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: null & void on November 24, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
I mean chunky.

Yes, the American not-quite-salsa salsa.

Recipes will be coming soon. I don't have them now because I normally make my food without measuring at all. I just guess.

does this mean, from a jar?
you don't have to measure btw, a guess is just as good with stuff like this

Worse. It means from a jar or, more often, a gigantic plastic container. Yes, I buy in bulk because I use it that much.

Well, as far as guessing, it's hard to do with this because I have an extremely hard time comparing amounts off-hand. When I next make my pasta salad I'll set all the ingredients aside beforehand and compare the sizes, so I don't get them confused and fuck it all up forever.

If you want to try guessing at it on your own, though... I'll get a rough list of ingredients in a little while here.
#109
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 24, 2009, 07:06:20 AM
Fox News isn't so great with Teh Math:


http://jmbell.org/blog/2009/11/23/fox-news-fun-facts-of-the-math-variety/

Best part is the "SOURCE: OPINIONS" bit. I know what it means, but I laugh all the same.
#110
Discordian Recipes / Re: Salsa: the miracle food-product
November 24, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
I mean chunky.

Yes, the American not-quite-salsa salsa.

Recipes will be coming soon. I don't have them now because I normally make my food without measuring at all. I just guess.
#111
Propaganda Depository / Re: Roger Flyers — US Release
November 24, 2009, 04:34:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2009, 04:31:32 PM
Quote from: null & void on November 24, 2009, 04:29:16 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 24, 2009, 04:23:17 PM
Anyone with existing copies knows I properly attributed you in the flier as you had requested.

They WERE "ours" but that was contingent on both parties consent. If you decided to pull your writing the flier dies and there is no more "ours." If I decided to pull my creative work the flier dies and there is no more "ours."

I decided to pull my creative work, so the PDF file I created dies.

There is no more "ours" dumbass. "Ours" was contingent on mutual consent, which died after you tried to hound me off the board.



According to this, you pulled your creative work.. meaning, of course, that you have no stake in the flyers.

They aren't "yours" in either sense of that word. They're Roger's.

YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

Naw.  I still give him credit for his work, even if he didn't have the class to reciprocate.  Not that it matters, anymore.  The fliers are dead, so Net has shown us.  HE'S SHOWN US ALL!  THAT WILL TEACH US TO INTERFERE WHILE HE VENTS HIS SMARMY SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS ON NIGEL!  UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

ITT: Roger is the very visage of generosity.
#112
Propaganda Depository / Re: Roger Flyers — US Release
November 24, 2009, 04:29:16 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on November 24, 2009, 04:23:17 PM
Anyone with existing copies knows I properly attributed you in the flier as you had requested.

They WERE "ours" but that was contingent on both parties consent. If you decided to pull your writing the flier dies and there is no more "ours." If I decided to pull my creative work the flier dies and there is no more "ours."

I decided to pull my creative work, so the PDF file I created dies.

There is no more "ours" dumbass. "Ours" was contingent on mutual consent, which died after you tried to hound me off the board.



According to this, you pulled your creative work.. meaning, of course, that you have no stake in the flyers.

They aren't "yours" in either sense of that word. They're Roger's.

YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.
#113
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
November 24, 2009, 04:26:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2009, 04:23:08 PM
Now do you see why I hung out with the Americans and Scandanavians while I was studying?  They were the only people who didn't bow down and worship my (to them) perfect antipodean visage.

The sad part is that I don't know if you're exaggerating or not.

With faces like that, seeing someone who doesn't look like they stuck their head in the middle of a nuclear reactor must have been like a blessing.
#114
Discordian Recipes / Salsa: the miracle food-product
November 24, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
Ah, the wonders of salsa. That reddish chip-sludge that so many people have eaten, little do they know of its many uses.

I can put this shit in ANYTHING and it makes it better. For example, try a salsa meatloaf sometimes. No, really. It is bright red all the way through and ridiculously delicious. I'm also well known among my friends and family for my awesome salsa-based hot pasta salad. Something that, though it is physically painful to stir, cannot be fucked up by even the worst cook on earth (i.e., me). I'll probably post a recipe sometime.

Oh, and I also mix this delicious pseudo-Mexican paste into macaroni and cheese. Not the box kind (though that is even made edible by salsa) but the oven kind. Fuck, I bet there's like, maybe 10 commonly-eaten foods that can't be improved with the addition of a half cup of goddamn salsa. And I bet they're all desserts or sandwiches.

Furthermore, there's usually a metric assload of salsa in my fridge at any given time. And if I can't find anything else to eat, you can be damn sure I can make a fucking awesome meal out of pasta and random shit we have in the cupboards.

Tl;dr, fucking salsa kicks ass.
#115
You know, I totally support legalization and think prohibition is retarded.

But you're being a gigantic dick for no real reason, Fomenter. I can definitely see where he's feeling unwelcome here.

Just sayin'.
#116
Crosspost from the Will. thread:
#117
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Texas bans all marriage.
November 21, 2009, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 20, 2009, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 19, 2009, 11:59:55 PM
doesn't mean he can't punch you with his chin-fist.

fuck.
i knew i forgot a clause in the contract...

also, this was a fun one to use at the office today.
cubemate was talking about first time home buyers tax credit thing and was wondering if his fiance owning a home meant that he had to buy the house before he got married in order to qualify.  i informed him that he couldn't get married anyways.  problem solved.
I also informed another cube dweller that the child he is expecting in January will, in fact, be a bastard...
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
#118
I have at least 2 GB of this kind of stuff. My personal guess is closer to 5-10 GB. It's all awesome.
#119
I know all about them. I have one similar but (IMO) cooler. Bionic Ghost Kids. SERIOUSLY, they are awesome. And with a band name like BIONIC FUCKING GHOST KIDS, how can it be bad?

EDIT: Their best song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSb_ZQ4jWE
#120
There's an ENTIRE GENRE of this shit (which unfortunately doesn't have enough screams, mostly). It's called crunkcore, and I fucking love it. The lyrics invariably suck, which makes it better.

I'll snatch up some highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKbdnwsGyLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4byOCtzq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj152j3GzMg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsteKKF-Il0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTQYsT_4P0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfRkBAMdPfc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8yjafaf1So

Just a note -- two bands -- Scene Kidz and Dot Dot Curve (technically the same band except DDC is sans the fat chick) use the autotune pretty creatively, it sounds really ... noisy. It nearly turned me off when I first heard it, but I like it better than normal autotune now.

Also check out Hollywood Undead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cHFdGBmBEw) and 3OH!3 (too lazy to get a link for them) who are better musicians overall, not as funny, and only tangentially connected to the genre.

And if you ever want more of this sort of music, ask me. I am probably the only human being devoted to gathering every goddamn song I can get my greedy mitts on in this genre.