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Started by Cramulus, December 07, 2009, 03:46:28 PM

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Cramulus

http://23ae.com/format/discordiancode/code13.html

I've always thought these things were kind of dumb, and pick sort of arbitrary ways to define yourself, but



my code is:


DPROF c++ a- P++ E- F+ R$++ tv-- b+ OM9 RAW+ DC- e++ h+ r% r* K++

Cainad (dec.)

DO Tr c+++ s+:- a19 Comp P+ E F R !tv b+ OM8 CON4 RAW DC- e K++

That is incomprehensible and retarded. You helped me waste the time I needed to burn; thanks!

Rumckle

 :sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

So email him.
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Cain

DPH/DAN Te c+++ s: a-- Comp+ P+>PSEX E F R* tv b++++ OM(7) PHI(6) RAW DC e+++ h- r++ ys+@ K

Something like that.

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Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.
I was hoping for a parody peice in the same manner.
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Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on December 07, 2009, 08:20:54 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.
I was hoping for a parody peice in the same manner.
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Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

I was hoping it was going to be like the discordian version of chivalry. That shit had so much potential.  :x

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2009, 11:02:06 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 05:44:36 PM
:sad:
I was hoping that this was about the next Dan Brown novel, where he tells the world the mysteries of the ancient discordia sect that is behind all the major corporations and governments.

I was hoping it was going to be like the discordian version of chivalry. That shit had so much potential.  :x

I want to get the willpower to live my life by the chivalric code, with minor updates for the modern day. Problem being that humans piss me off so much that I'd probably need to be so drugged to pull that shit off that Lys after a binge would look positively clean by comparison.

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I live by the ancient code of the Samurai, with the addition of abusive drunkenness and random sporadic hatred and cruelty.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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DO Tst c++ s++ a- comp ++ E F R* !tv b+++ OM3 FILK5 CON5 SF7 PH8 RAW+ e++ h+ r ys* K
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Suu

DPA Te/Tpcx c++(c-) s: a- Comp++ P E F R tv-- b+ OM(5) CON(9) SF(6) PHI(3) RAW DC- e+ !h r++ x+* K
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Freeky

DU! Tt c-(--) S:+ a-- Comp P++ E- F(-) R+ !TV b+++ OM(0)(>5) ?RAW DC e>+ h!--- r% x+  z@s(b)---> K

Fwah.