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HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM

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East Coast Hustle

#30
August 30, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

awesome story, bro.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Pariah

#31
August 30, 2009, 07:02:42 PM
How cute.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
August 31, 2009, 03:16:50 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

awesome story, bro.

IIRC, having a revenge thread dedicated to you is worth 10 points.   :digtbk:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#33
August 31, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
you're probably right about that. I haven't played T:TP in so long I forgot how the scoring rules went.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
August 31, 2009, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
you're probably right about that. I haven't played T:TP in so long I forgot how the scoring rules went.

It's been a while.  We may have to revise them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#35
September 10, 2009, 04:33:59 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
September 10, 2009, 04:45:44 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#37
September 10, 2009, 04:47:29 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
September 10, 2009, 04:48:26 PM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#39
September 10, 2009, 05:23:11 PM
Damn!

:lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
September 10, 2009, 08:54:08 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

Bumping OP for cheap laughs.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#41
September 11, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Damn. I didn't realize that she was actually serious about flouncing.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#42
September 11, 2009, 02:57:40 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Damn. I didn't realize that she was actually serious about flouncing.

Last time she was gone, she stayed away for almost 2 years.

Maybe she can go for 4 this time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#43
September 11, 2009, 01:14:09 PM
Last time she flounced, it was because of pretty serious IRL stuff.

I like the back-n-forth flaming, but... I dunno.  I guess I'm in one of those "be fair" moods.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#44
September 11, 2009, 02:53:29 PM
Well as usual, I have no fucking clue what is going on.

But..... this.....

Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2009, 04:47:29 PM


is absolutely fucking hilarious!!!!!!

:lulz:
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