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[Guido Finucci]

"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Last time I read it, the Necronomicon of the mad Arab read:

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

[riff]

No wife, no horse, no mustache.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

No wife, no whores, no mustache

"And with strange deaths even aeons die"

[Bella]

No milk, no s'mores, no moostache

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

no mice, no moles, no mu-hash

[Horab Fibslager]

no beer, no dice, no poonrash.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Last time I read it, the Necronomicon of the mad Arab read:

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

Never trust a mad Arab.

Trust the Good Reverend.

He would not steer you wrong.

[Z³]

What is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

What is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.

[riff]

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.

You misspelled "fnord".  Hope This Helps!

[Horab Fibslager]

What is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.

it all makes sense now. cthulu is in fact residing eitehr soemwhere in australia or soemwhere in singapore, and may have family in both locations.. it the pillow thing, complicated, and no doubt discombopulating to the average observer, btu a creditto my fine and incomprehensile detective skills, which i may or may not hav epreviously been aware of possessing.

[All_One_Mind (GO BUSH!)]

What is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.

it all makes sense now. cthulu is in fact residing eitehr soemwhere in australia or soemwhere in singapore, and may have family in both locations.. it the pillow thing, complicated, and no doubt discombopulating to the average observer, btu a creditto my fine and incomprehensile detective skills, which i may or may not hav epreviously been aware of possessing.

[Trollax]

Dear Bella,
If Mike Meyers and Eric Idle were to meet in the arena of death who would win?

[Bella]

Dear Bella,
If Mike Meyers and Eric Idle were to meet in the arena of death who would win?

Eric would totally win because he's (nudge nudge wink wink) more cunning and cagey and ridiculous, although it would be a tough battle. And don't forget.....Eric also knows when to hit his enemy over the head with a dead parrot (like when Mike is shagging the ref.) and then run away run away run away.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Dear Bella,

Do you have a cure for 'Squerrel Fevar'?

And is it a valid excuse for biting the postman?