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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
I tried going outside last night.

Some guy tried to pee in the front door and a bunch of kids were throwing rocks at a car.

Yeah, for you, outside might be a bad idea.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
I tried going outside last night.

Some guy tried to pee in the front door and a bunch of kids were throwing rocks at a car.

When did you get to scotland?  :?

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Faust

Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
I tried going outside last night.

Some guy tried to pee in the front door and a bunch of kids were throwing rocks at a car.

We should swap you can put on some fake tan and join The only way is Essex, and I'll make friends with the porchpisser or the little raskles.
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Cain

Quote from: Faust on July 29, 2015, 05:07:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
I tried going outside last night.

Some guy tried to pee in the front door and a bunch of kids were throwing rocks at a car.

We should swap you can put on some fake tan and join The only way is Essex, and I'll make friends with the porchpisser or the little raskles.

Only if you're also willing to deal with the paperwork that comes with the police/phone theft business I'm currently handling.

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hooplala

This new kid is funny. He seems to really think we're devouring his posts.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 07:56:52 PM
This new kid is funny. He seems to really think we're devouring his posts.

Meh.  I haven't bothered.  He posts, they go on the heap.  Because when he WAS posting elsewhere, he was just digging shit up and shitting on them, like we've seen a thousand times before.  So when the pattern became clear, I just cut straight to the end.
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hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 12:08:59 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 07:56:52 PM
This new kid is funny. He seems to really think we're devouring his posts.

Meh.  I haven't bothered.  He posts, they go on the heap.  Because when he WAS posting elsewhere, he was just digging shit up and shitting on them, like we've seen a thousand times before.  So when the pattern became clear, I just cut straight to the end.

It was inevitable.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on July 31, 2015, 12:36:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 12:08:59 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 07:56:52 PM
This new kid is funny. He seems to really think we're devouring his posts.

Meh.  I haven't bothered.  He posts, they go on the heap.  Because when he WAS posting elsewhere, he was just digging shit up and shitting on them, like we've seen a thousand times before.  So when the pattern became clear, I just cut straight to the end.

It was inevitable.

My guess is he re-regs under a new name shortly, tries to be subtle, rinse, repeat.

Just like the rest of the edgy guys.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 12:52:59 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 31, 2015, 12:36:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 12:08:59 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 07:56:52 PM
This new kid is funny. He seems to really think we're devouring his posts.

Meh.  I haven't bothered.  He posts, they go on the heap.  Because when he WAS posting elsewhere, he was just digging shit up and shitting on them, like we've seen a thousand times before.  So when the pattern became clear, I just cut straight to the end.

It was inevitable.

My guess is he re-regs under a new name shortly, tries to be subtle, rinse, repeat.

Just like the rest of the edgy guys.

"Those stupid, boring, grayfaced PDers won't pay attention to me! I'll show them... I'll MAKE them pay attention to me!"  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

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Trivial

No, it isn't really, but it's facebook and my family is overly Catholic. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Trivial

So I went from oh noes my parents are messaging me, to being amused by the baby liver angle, and now I'm bored because it's same old arguments, just with baby livers now.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.