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Acosmicist UNLIMITED fightin' the power thread

Started by Acosmicist, July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM

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Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 06:06:44 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2015, 05:29:42 AM
:punchballs:
Thanks. I needed that.

Old habits die hard.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU VACUOUS TWIT!! GODDAMIT!

Look what your lackwitted shit has done to Mister Nigel. Last time things stayed this way for weeks. Go fuck yourself, like for realsies. This shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.

Mister Nigel please... please try to breathe. It's just another moron in a vast sea of them. You don't have to summon The Dicks!

Please don't sir!  :cry: I'm still working on real projects... and I want to finish them!

Acosmicist, believe me we're all going to have to pay for this, but I BLAME YOU!!

I'm fuckin' outta here. See you guys in a few weeks or something.


(Just in case you think I'm playing here or at all trying to be entertaining for you Acosmicist, I'm not. You have no idea how many of Mister Nigel's Dicks your dull wit has just earned you. But you will fool.)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Acosmicist

QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.

It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.

There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.

All I can do is ask to be forgiven.

P3nT4gR4m

I'll forgive you as soon as you become a genuine person and stop with the edgelord trolling shit.

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 08:22:22 AM
QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.

It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.

There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.

All I can do is ask to be forgiven.

Suspicion? Suspicion of what? Worst you can do is rustle our jimmies. I used to shitpost. Nobody really cares as long as you git gud.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 08:22:22 AM
QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.

It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.

There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.

All I can do is ask to be forgiven.

You are seriously overestimating the degree to which people care.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2015, 06:53:21 PM


You are seriously overestimating the degree to which people care.

He'd have to be doing so, as it would be impossible to underestimate it.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
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Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 08:22:22 AM
QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.

It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.

There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.

All I can do is ask to be forgiven.

Try it anyway.

What's the worst that could happen?
Formerly something else...

Acosmicist

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Try it anyway.
I went around looking for the perfect image to jerry rig into context because I'm not very original.
Found several. Decided against it.
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What's the worst that could happen?
I'm 30 years old...

I have a ton of excuses, but you know what they say about those.
Here's one:
I was raised in, and remain in, a very small town in rural Nevada, 200 miles away from the nearest Wal-Mart.
Do I really need to explain just how fucking bad it is that I actually get excited when someone brings up the possibility of a Wal-Mart being built here?
It's not so much that I'm not somewhat self aware, it's that the only portion of my mind that is, is literally conspiring to kill me. That guy has to go into solitary confinement.

rong

let him try, but don't let him win and you will be stronger for it
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Acosmicist

Quote from: rong on August 02, 2015, 03:37:58 AM
let him try, but don't let him win and you will be stronger for it
I knew what I was signing up for when I made an account here.
That's why I'm just going to remain in the comfort of my unlocked cell for a while, and hope that the people who come in aren't feeling randy.

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Acosmicist

Quote from: rong on August 02, 2015, 03:50:34 AM
I don't think you did.
When I told you that guy was literally conspiring to kill me, I wasn't lying.
I have to rationalize my shit in hindsight, or he would have won a long time ago.
So, yes. I did.