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Messages - Shaman Yacatismic

#1
Or Kill Me / Epistle to the Rabbi's
April 10, 2008, 07:14:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 09, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
because you can't laugh when you've been atomized by an H-bomb. 

Sure ya can.

But fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! Whoa everybody WHOA! Now where in the hell did any of you get the idea that I knew everything? Hm? In fact I said everybody was as right as me regardless of what they said. So what happens?

You all prove my point. I get attacked, I get jumped, and why? All of you seem to have such a very odd paradigm, you believe you and your small clique are the end all and be all of Discordianism. You sit at your computers and insulate yourselves with each other.

The pettyness of it all makes me sick! Who in the fuck are you, are any of you to say anything? HA HA! Your all in the same tiny little boat my friends, don't you see? All staring at the cave wall, making conjectures about what we believe we are watching.

However, you sit by and demonize any one who speaks too loudly or speaks differently about the shadows, claiming YOUR right and anyone else is wrong.

Is this what it's become? You speak of bringing Discordianism into the new age, making it modern. Modern indeed, so modern all the evils and worthless shit comes along with it free of charge. Ha ha ha ha ha! I mean, come on, your bitching on the internet! And after I post this, I know your just going to keep bitching and screaming and yelling and whatever you can to make yourself feel that you've won.

So go ahead my esteemed lords of Discordia, please wise and all seeing ones, oh righteous knights of Eris continue your campaign! Feed mine chuckles that I might reach enlightenment!
HA HA AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
 

#2
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 09, 2008, 02:41:17 AM
NT?
#3
Or Kill Me / Re: Laughter is Salvation
April 08, 2008, 11:58:41 PM
.......ok
#4
Or Kill Me / Re: Cain contra Robert Anton Wilson
April 08, 2008, 11:36:05 PM
I know I'm a little late but.....

Quote from: Cain on October 27, 2006, 03:18:47 PM
or the majesty of the works of H. P. Lovecraft (relatively mediocre)

....................JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
#5
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 08, 2008, 11:32:21 PM
Come on people!

Thats my corner, dog.
You ain't down with Bagel Union?
BANG BANG BANG BANG.....bitch!

NT: Inactivity
#6
Or Kill Me / Re: Laughter is Salvation
April 08, 2008, 11:28:58 PM
After reading through it I'd have to say I agree with it, but I just don't feel the same.

QuoteOn the surface, the Lollercaust should look funny happy joyjoyjoyjoyjoy go lucky, but looking deeper, you will notice you can't quite tell the maniacal laughter anymore from the hysterical screams and the crazy cries of confusion

Hysterical screams and cries of confusion are still funny happy to me!
#7
Or Kill Me / Re: Laughter is Salvation
April 08, 2008, 11:11:57 PM
Well thank ya sir, I'm glad we put that to a rest.
I am, however, very interested in hearing about your form of humor.
Laughing while screaming has a nice Lovecraftian flair to it.
#8
Or Kill Me / Re: Laughter is Salvation
April 08, 2008, 11:01:48 PM
I don't think we laugh enough. For interest, your first post. Why so defensive? I didn't attack you, I said nothing against you, and yet you quickly spat venom at me. Now you question why I bothered to open my mouth at all.

Hate. Defensiveness. Elitism.

Why?

Not only that, I'm also saying we can use laughter in many ways, a few that I have not seen used by the odl guard around here.
#9
Or Kill Me / Re: Laughter is Salvation
April 08, 2008, 10:54:58 PM
If everybody
Laughed the same
There'd be no Fun
Shame or Pain


More real, more real. To who? To you?
Nothing is real, all is permitted my friend.
But thats the beauty of it! I'm no more right then you!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
#10
Principia Discussion / Re: Hail Eris!
April 08, 2008, 10:22:02 PM
Maybe he's secretly a Discordian....or an avowed Discordian pretending not to be one.
#11
Or Kill Me / Laughter is Salvation
April 08, 2008, 10:19:05 PM
Shaman Yacatismic
Laughter is Salvation
Pungenday, Discord 25, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3174

You've all heard the arguments before: things are bad, but not that bad, but somehow bad enough; humanity is a bunch of hopeless monkeys; I feel like I'm going crazy cause I'm the only one who gets it; etc; etc. Indeed if one were to listen to such arguments, one would have a very bleak and almost misanthropic world view.

But it doesn't have to be like this.

So what if not everybody gets it, so what if they march like cattle to their own deaths? To keep dwelling on  this is to fall into "their" trap. They WANT you to lose hope, they NEED you to lose hope, so they keep you pumped with elitism and hate. Now, I'm not saying the fine people of this place are like that all the time, but to be honest, you have to admit sometimes you get pretty negative.

But why? Here we are, discussing a way of thought that has not only given us hope, but the keys to our own reality. And still we languish. Brothers and sisters, I come before you today to tell you the greatest weapon, the biggest mindfuck, the shiniest apple of discord has been within you this whole time. And do you know what it is?

Laughter.

Thats right. Not only does laughter bring joy to yourself or others you wish, but we can turn it against our foes as well. We've all known that feeling of doing something totally normal to us, and then hearing unexpected laughter from behind. Are they laughing at me? Are they making fun of me? Laughter can make the target question what he is doing or what he believes in far better then any revelation from god. Imagine if you will, if six Discordians stood outside the United States Congress, and as our "esteemed" representatives filed in, they simply pointed and laughed. Oh, the chaos!

By laughing at the horrible, we take all power from it, and refuse to allow it to damage us. Next time your boss asks you to work overtime, simply look him in the face and break out in uncontrollable laughter. Watch him walk away. The shocking, the grotesque, everything loses it's power in the face of laughter. By laughing at ourselves we learn humility, and just how funny the universe nearly is. I'll never forget this one girl I had a huge crush on. After I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, she made it very clear she was not the slightest bit interested. And I laughed. Why?

Next time you encounter a problem, or face difficult times, remove yourself from the situation, and imagine if you had seen the same thing happen, but with cartoon characters. You'd be amazed at how funny losing a wallet and not realizing it till your at a toll booth can be!

Laughter, laughter is the key my brothers and sisters. I dream of the day when we might be able to launch a countrywide Laugh Attack! Just imagine it: Discordians laughing at Nazi rallies, the stock exchange, satanist functions, riots, and every time a politician got on the news, there would be one of our ranks in the audience....laughing his fucking head off!

Seek ye the Hyena, friends! To him speaking and laughter are but the same!
#12
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 08, 2008, 09:38:54 PM
Do you remember?
What you did to me long ago?
Now I smash your face.

NT: Gangs
#13
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 08, 2008, 01:03:09 AM
Whats your purpose, dog?
Too small to hunt anything
Whiny little bitch

NT: Dobermans
#14
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 07, 2008, 11:19:06 PM
Hats, guns, mustaches
A plot typed by a monkey
What were we watching?

NT: Trench Warfare
#15
Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
April 07, 2008, 11:15:09 PM
(.....shit.....I have no idea what that is.... :?)