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Don't get me wrong, I greatly appreciate the fact that you're at least putting effort into sincerely arguing your points. It's an argument I've enjoyed having. It's just that your points are wrong and your reasons for thinking they're right are stupid.

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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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wade

#120
February 05, 2009, 04:44:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 04:43:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 10:02:27 AM
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.

For real.  Stupid coffee, its so tempting...

Also, I forgot one, ONE bloody sheet.  Had to trudge back home and get it...

Oh, and its really cold, so I had to put the heating on boost.  :cry:

-30 cold?
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Verbal Mike

#121
February 05, 2009, 09:39:04 PM
My sympathies to all y'all. My month has been okay so far but it's set to become totally awful soon enough... I have an obscenely disproportionate crush on someone I've spent one evening and night with (of the innocent variety) and will only see again in another ten days. Likely as not this will end in tears.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#122
February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#123
February 06, 2009, 03:28:16 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#124
February 06, 2009, 03:28:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2009, 03:28:16 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.

It sticks to your face.   :sad:

Wait, I was wrong before... THIS is the motto of Salazore.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Pariah

#125
February 06, 2009, 03:29:49 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
:D Join the club.
I wish people would just under stand love is just simple mammalian reaction that people feel they need to make a fuss about.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#126
February 06, 2009, 03:30:42 AM
Quote from: BAWHEED on February 06, 2009, 03:28:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2009, 03:28:16 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.

It sticks to your face.   :sad:

Wait, I was wrong before... THIS is the motto of Salazore.

:lulz:

damn. and sorry Nigel.
you'll learn to turn it off like i did.
then you'll cover it all up my posting pics of kittens and cupcakes.
or cupcake covered kittens.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#127
February 06, 2009, 06:10:59 AM
Quote from: Obecalp on February 06, 2009, 03:29:49 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
:D Join the club.
I wish people would just under stand love is just simple mammalian reaction that people feel they need to make a fuss about.

WRONG.

Love is just a bunch of stupid chemicals.







But wait... the punchline is that WE ARE COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF STUPID CHEMICALS. Ergo, love is as significant as any other event, emotion, or thought in our completely pointless existence.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#128
February 06, 2009, 06:11:27 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 06, 2009, 03:30:42 AM
Quote from: BAWHEED on February 06, 2009, 03:28:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2009, 03:28:16 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.

It sticks to your face.   :sad:

Wait, I was wrong before... THIS is the motto of Salazore.

:lulz:

damn. and sorry Nigel.
you'll learn to turn it off like i did.
then you'll cover it all up my posting pics of kittens and cupcakes.
or cupcake covered kittens.

How about kitten cupcakes?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#129
February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in.   :|


I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Iason Ouabache

#130
February 06, 2009, 06:38:13 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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bds

#131
February 06, 2009, 07:59:35 AM
Oh jesus this thread made me cry. No really it honestly did. :x :cry:

I have been up for like 48 hours though.

And in my shitlist today: I had to skive school by editing the school closures website.

the last yatto

#132
February 06, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats

was issue #4 really that bad?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cain

#133
February 06, 2009, 11:04:33 AM
Quote from: NARF! on February 06, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats

was issue #4 really that bad?

Fuck yeah it was!

P3nT4gR4m

#134
February 06, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 06:10:59 AM
But wait... the punchline is that WE ARE COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF STUPID CHEMICALS. Ergo, love is as significant as any other event, emotion, or thought in our completely pointless existence.

:mittens: Welcome to nihilism. Enjoy it while it lasts (before the emos and goths completely suck the giggles out of it)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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