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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 17, 2012, 10:37:46 AM

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June 29, 2012, 12:04:44 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 28, 2012, 08:00:43 PM
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author=Waffles, The Iron link=topic=32642.msg1186094#msg1186094 date=1340906340]
A slight digression re: H. C. Andersen.

In Norway (and Denmark, I think), a euphemism for masturbating is "en stille Anders" (A silent Anders). This is because H. C. Andersen used to mark his calender every time he spanked the monkey.

WHY?  :lulz:

JUST BECAUSE!  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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