Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2017, 12:45:36 AM

Title: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2017, 12:45:36 AM
Letting vicious llamas run loose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mUMSi5M8g

This can only end in madness and death.
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 05, 2017, 01:56:06 AM
I was amazed by their sheer wily roadrunner-coyote determination, to say nothing of the immeasurable body count! When they got separated I was amazed by how it all turned out. I had "feels" for them even as the authorities and bystanders alike fell victim to their ploys.
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: Cain on April 05, 2017, 10:39:31 AM
Do never mess with llamas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zile3eVdlTQ
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: Faust on April 05, 2017, 12:02:37 PM
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: MMIX on April 05, 2017, 02:59:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 05, 2017, 12:02:37 PM
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs

In the post-Apocalyptic wasteland roving llama gangs with their fighting teeth intact
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2017, 12:07:37 AM
Quote from: MMIX on April 05, 2017, 02:59:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 05, 2017, 12:02:37 PM
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs

In the post-Apocalyptic wasteland roving llama gangs with their fighting teeth intact

And horrible, razor-sharp antlers.
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: MMIX on April 06, 2017, 10:13:47 AM
Quote from: Captain Pike on April 06, 2017, 12:07:37 AM
Quote from: MMIX on April 05, 2017, 02:59:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 05, 2017, 12:02:37 PM
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs

In the post-Apocalyptic wasteland roving llama gangs with their fighting teeth intact

And horrible, razor-sharp antlers.
Yeah but the fighting teeth are real. They are designed to gouge the testicles off of rival males.
MMIX quondam Llama Farmer
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: Faust on April 06, 2017, 10:26:11 AM
Specifically the testicles? they aren't like multipurpose fighting teeth, evolution has wrought its sick sense of humour to make them specifically designed for testicle crushing and chopping?
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: MMIX on April 06, 2017, 10:34:43 AM
They are like sharp scissors. You have to saw them off once a year. Specially designed so there is only one breeding male in the herd. Vicious things your camelids. Once saw a cute fuzzy alpaca almost kill a dog.

[Chaw , spit]
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 06, 2017, 11:17:00 AM
Cause of death: exsanguination due to arterial tearing at site of testicle removal by rogue fighting-teeth bearing llama.

This is a real way that you could die in nature.
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: Faust on April 06, 2017, 11:19:37 AM
The trick to survival is to bite his testicles off first
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: LMNO on April 06, 2017, 12:59:04 PM
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Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2017, 03:36:20 PM
I don't feel more comfortable now.   :sad:
Title: Re: Fucking Arizona.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 06, 2017, 07:59:05 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 06, 2017, 11:19:37 AM
The trick to survival is to bite his testicles off first

You level of wisdom... SAGACIOUS.