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That line from the father's song in Mary Poppins, where he's going on about how nothing can go wrong, in Britain in 1910.  That's about the point I realized the boy was gonna die in a trench.

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Started by Cramulus, May 14, 2008, 07:39:44 PM

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I was digging through the list of freeware games on TVTropes, and I found quite a few gems... but by far, I thought I should bring BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden to your attention. Its an RPG where you play as Charles Barkley in the Post-Cyberpocalyptic Ruins of Neo-NewYork following the great B-Ball purge. Words cannot describe.

The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

eighteen buddha strike

Saying I Wanna Be The Guy is a challenge might just be the understatement of a lifetime.

Lies

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 13, 2010, 01:02:37 AM

Up to a challenge? Try "I wanna be the guy"

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

I'm pretty sure this was mentioned somewhere near the start of this thread...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

NotPublished

holy crap go to hell is hard!!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

eighteen buddha strike

A couple more Gems from the freeware list on TVTropes

Spelunky
A VERY addictive roguelike platformer in the vein of Downland, Pitfall,  etc... (only much better graphics/gameplay)

&

Within a Deep Forest
A very beautiful and unique 2d platformer where you control a sentient ball trying to save the world from Dr. Cliche.


The Johnny

Quote from: Lysergic on August 13, 2010, 04:57:41 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 13, 2010, 01:02:37 AM

Up to a challenge? Try "I wanna be the guy"

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

I'm pretty sure this was mentioned somewhere near the start of this thread...

I looked around the thread because i thought so too, but since i couldnt find it...  :p
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Aucoq

Quote from: NotPublished on August 13, 2010, 09:39:09 AM
holy crap go to hell is hard!!

Hell's not an easy place to get to, my friend. :lol:

It took me four or five tries to get to the end.  I almost punched my computer screen one time.  I was so frustrated.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

NotPublished

what kind of warm welcome did you get?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

NotPublished

yay I made it! I wonder what happens if you don't bring money with you though
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Aucoq

Quote from: NotPublished on August 15, 2010, 07:16:36 AM
yay I made it! I wonder what happens if you don't bring money with you though

Congratulations!   :)

I have no idea.  I've always gotten 50, even when I wasn't trying to collect them.  I might try that out though.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Triple Zero

Bastard Tetris

http://fph.altervista.org/prog/bastet.html

Tetris that will try to give you the worst blocks possible.

"Bonus points for telling your friends it's just another Tetris clone"
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Triple Zero

First person Tetris, flash game: http://www.firstpersontetris.com/ ... dizzying but really cool.

more stuff in the xkcd thread: http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=58830
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus



Fractal
a puzzle game involving sliding around hexagons

http://www.playfractal.com/




score to beat: 77,910

Rumckle

Tumbledrop:

http://tumbledrop.com/classic/

It's a cute little physics based puzzle game. Essentially you click on pieces to make them disappear, and try and make sure the pink piece doesn't fall off the platform.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.