Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

Title: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM
Welcome to Discordia.  We hope you enjoy your stay, whether that be a 3 day butthurt trollfest, or 10 years of screeching and hollering with the best of 'em.  Our membership grows and contracts, as the people who don't understand the concept join, get "enlightened", and then either flee, or join the sediment at the bottom.  We function much like a septic tank:  All the light stuff gets pumped out, leaving a horrible load of goodness in the bottom.  We are the sediment of the internet...It's not particularly pleasant, but we like it that way.

A few things worth mentioning:

We've all read the Principia Discordia.  You are not required to tell us all about it.

We aren't "Real Discordians™", whatever that is.  We're not really into random gibberish ("word salad"), kaos magick, or spending hours and hours determining which music (or whatever) deserves the name brand of Discordian™.

Don't feel the need to wow us on your first day.  We're actually more impressed by an honest introduction, and your thoughts on the weird shit we talk about.  Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us.  Things will develop naturally from there...There's no need to rush things.

If you feel that the mods or admins are giving you an undue ration of shit on an "official" level (ie, you were modded unfairly), contact East Coast Hustle, or any other uninvolved admin.  Do NOT pm The Mgt.

We like rants and bad photoshop.  Quality of writing or shooping is meaningless.  It's all about the WRATH, so spout until your guts bleed.

We like hearing about pranks.  Bear in mind, of course, that this is the interbutts, and be careful how much information you put out there.  The government probably isn't watching us...but we'll fix THAT!

The search function doesn't work.  This is because the guy who runs the server is a communist and hates America™.  You have to go digging by hand.  It's worth it, though, there's some really good nuggets in there.

It is generally considered to be both foolish and dangerous to hit "mark all messages read", as that button is hooked into some software nastiness installed by the guy who runs the server, who kisses terrorists.  On the beard.  He makes everyone call him "Joseph Stalin", and he kicks babies off of overpasses whenever he's allowed out of his cage/server room.

There is no secret Pogs forum.  This was an rumor started by irresponsible members from Portland, Oregon, because we made fun of their little Brad Pitt hats.  Fucking hipsters.

There ain't no parking on the dance floor.

Well, that's about it.  If you're dumb enough to stick around, we look forward to your introduction.  We are not responsible for personality issues caused by this board.  Last thing:  We yell a lot.  It's not personal.  We're just very, very serious about having a good time.

:responsible:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 07:20:28 PM
Why hello there, I am the Trollbear.

I would speak majorly in prose if acting and linguistic lessons didnt mean you have to pay through the nose, but you all know how it goes if you have ever been in one of those.

In a less eccentric and flamboyantly fantastic way to tell all who knows.

Uh hi.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:23:07 PM
 :argh!:

I HATE NEW THINGS
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:23:30 PM
YOU HAVE FAILED THE INTELLIGENCE PORTION OF THIS TEST.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html

YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO SURRENDER SOME ORGANS AT THE FRONT DESK.

- The artist formerly known as Dok
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 07:26:35 PM
I don't really see the point of submitting any organs at all, they are all tea stained and likely to be primitive and disused.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:26:35 PM
I don't really see the point of submitting any organs at all, they are all tea stained and likely to be primitive and disused.

You're a Brit.  The tea-stained bit is assumed in advance.  But they are not to be surrendered for the use of others, but rather to prevent YOU from using them to society's detriment, should you ever find a member of the opposite sex in a sufficiently deranged state as to consider breeding with you.

I think the rest of the world has had just about enough of you crumpet-suckers peeing in the gene pool.

This also applies to Scotsmen, the fucking Welsh, and those drunks on the next island over.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

I miss things.

Nigel broke them for no reason.  And then she slapped me and called me a dirty little whore.

TDRR,
Dirty, dirty little whore. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Phox on July 24, 2012, 07:32:02 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:20:28 PM
Why hello there, I am the Trollbear.

I would speak majorly in prose if acting and linguistic lessons didnt mean you have to pay through the nose, but you all know how it goes if you have ever been in one of those.

In a less eccentric and flamboyantly fantastic way to tell all who knows.

Uh hi.
Why hello, Mr. Trollbear, I appreciate your work.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

I miss things.

Nigel broke them for no reason.  And then she slapped me and called me a dirty little whore.

TDRR,
Dirty, dirty little whore.

:cry:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:33:21 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

I miss things.

Nigel broke them for no reason.  And then she slapped me and called me a dirty little whore.

TDRR,
Dirty, dirty little whore.

:cry:

I AM A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:26:35 PM
I don't really see the point of submitting any organs at all, they are all tea stained and likely to be primitive and disused.

You're a Brit.  The tea-stained bit is assumed in advance.  But they are not to be surrendered for the use of others, but rather to prevent YOU from using them to society's detriment, should you ever find a member of the opposite sex in a sufficiently deranged state as to consider breeding with you.

I think the rest of the world has had just about enough of you crumpet-suckers peeing in the gene pool.

This also applies to Scotsmen, the fucking Welsh, and those drunks on the next island over.

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes. Besides when we are not verbally abusing each other with our own sterotypes and we do have common causes, we are a strong and united force like we are meant to be in the first place.

Then we just turn against the french, like we always do and enjoy doing verbally abusing those french frogs.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes.

Hey, I never said anything about teeth.

Pixie (a member here) is from Southampton, and she could bite a human heart in half.  Human hearts are very, very tough.  An American, raised on a diet of fast food glorp, could NEVER do that.  No.  So you won't be hearing any jibes about snaggle teef.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes.

Hey, I never said anything about teeth.

Pixie (a member here) is from Southampton, and she could bite a human heart in half.  Human hearts are very, very tough.  An American, raised on a diet of fast food glorp, could NEVER do that.  No.  So you won't be hearing any jibes about snaggle teef.

Such a shame teeth are such a integral part of the british sterotype likely established due to the sugar craze when it was introduced and the high sugar content of our favourite delicacies not to mention entire spoonfuls in cups of tea.

I say, from the sounds of it she could double up as a certian bond villian.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes.

Hey, I never said anything about teeth.

Pixie (a member here) is from Southampton, and she could bite a human heart in half.  Human hearts are very, very tough.  An American, raised on a diet of fast food glorp, could NEVER do that.  No.  So you won't be hearing any jibes about snaggle teef.

Such a shame teeth are such a integral part of the british sterotype likely established due to the sugar craze when it was introduced and the high sugar content of our favourite delicacies not to mention entire spoonfuls in cups of tea.

I say, from the sounds of it she could double up as a certian bond villian.

She once portrayed a entire train wreck in a Bollywood film.  Bloody screaming victims and all.  The scene where the boiler exploded into a passing school bus was a real tear-jerker.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes.

Hey, I never said anything about teeth.

Pixie (a member here) is from Southampton, and she could bite a human heart in half.  Human hearts are very, very tough.  An American, raised on a diet of fast food glorp, could NEVER do that.  No.  So you won't be hearing any jibes about snaggle teef.

Such a shame teeth are such a integral part of the british sterotype likely established due to the sugar craze when it was introduced and the high sugar content of our favourite delicacies not to mention entire spoonfuls in cups of tea.

I say, from the sounds of it she could double up as a certian bond villian.

She once portrayed a entire train wreck in a Bollywood film.  Bloody screaming victims and all.  The scene where the boiler exploded into a passing school bus was a real tear-jerker.

Sounds like a blast, most people i know can recreate shakespearian play's in thier teeth.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 24, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes.

Hey, I never said anything about teeth.

Pixie (a member here) is from Southampton, and she could bite a human heart in half.  Human hearts are very, very tough.  An American, raised on a diet of fast food glorp, could NEVER do that.  No.  So you won't be hearing any jibes about snaggle teef.

Such a shame teeth are such a integral part of the british sterotype likely established due to the sugar craze when it was introduced and the high sugar content of our favourite delicacies not to mention entire spoonfuls in cups of tea.

I say, from the sounds of it she could double up as a certian bond villian.

She once portrayed a entire train wreck in a Bollywood film.  Bloody screaming victims and all.  The scene where the boiler exploded into a passing school bus was a real tear-jerker.

Sounds like a blast, most people i know can recreate shakespearian play's in thier teeth.

Your punctuation makes me die inside, just a little.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2012, 08:23:54 PM
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:24:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 24, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes.

Hey, I never said anything about teeth.

Pixie (a member here) is from Southampton, and she could bite a human heart in half.  Human hearts are very, very tough.  An American, raised on a diet of fast food glorp, could NEVER do that.  No.  So you won't be hearing any jibes about snaggle teef.

Such a shame teeth are such a integral part of the british sterotype likely established due to the sugar craze when it was introduced and the high sugar content of our favourite delicacies not to mention entire spoonfuls in cups of tea.

I say, from the sounds of it she could double up as a certian bond villian.

She once portrayed a entire train wreck in a Bollywood film.  Bloody screaming victims and all.  The scene where the boiler exploded into a passing school bus was a real tear-jerker.

Sounds like a blast, most people i know can recreate shakespearian play's in thier teeth.

Your punctuation makes me die inside, just a little.

He does it on purpose, because he hates the queen and wants her to cry.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:24:44 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 08:23:54 PM
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

You missed and hit CA62 over in California.  Washed out 20 miles of road.

My first thought was, "Damn.  She's not fucking around."
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:24:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 24, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 07:40:14 PM

Oh now, now, no need to behave like children resorting to biased and well established stereotypes.

Hey, I never said anything about teeth.

Pixie (a member here) is from Southampton, and she could bite a human heart in half.  Human hearts are very, very tough.  An American, raised on a diet of fast food glorp, could NEVER do that.  No.  So you won't be hearing any jibes about snaggle teef.

Such a shame teeth are such a integral part of the british sterotype likely established due to the sugar craze when it was introduced and the high sugar content of our favourite delicacies not to mention entire spoonfuls in cups of tea.

I say, from the sounds of it she could double up as a certian bond villian.

She once portrayed a entire train wreck in a Bollywood film.  Bloody screaming victims and all.  The scene where the boiler exploded into a passing school bus was a real tear-jerker.

Sounds like a blast, most people i know can recreate shakespearian play's in thier teeth.

Your punctuation makes me die inside, just a little.

He does it on purpose, because he hates the queen and wants her to cry.

I would and should take that as a insult to my own patriotism but frankly i don't know the queen in person so it doesn't matter.

I apologize or my punctuation but that's just me and its something i can improve with time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
I would and should take that as a insult to my own patriotism but frankly i don't know the queen in person so it doesn't matter.

That's obvious, given that you still have fingers with which to type.

Unless you have one of those pointer things that you use with your teeth.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 08:38:34 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
I would and should take that as a insult to my own patriotism but frankly i don't know the queen in person so it doesn't matter.

That's obvious, given that you still have fingers with which to type.

Unless you have one of those pointer things that you use with your teeth.

Rest assured i have fingers on my large bear like hands, its not like i can use my teeth for every utility of the human body.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:39:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:38:34 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
I would and should take that as a insult to my own patriotism but frankly i don't know the queen in person so it doesn't matter.

That's obvious, given that you still have fingers with which to type.

Unless you have one of those pointer things that you use with your teeth.

Rest assured i have fingers on my large bear like hands, its not like i can use my teeth for every utility of the human body.

You should meet the user "Waffle Iron", who is from Lapland or some shit.  He is in fact a bear, and has hundreds of small animals trapped in his beard.

He also dances like a pretty, pretty princess.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2012, 08:50:20 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

:fap:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Annnnnd I just sucked my jeans up my arse.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2012, 09:05:17 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

balls, it is a beautiful and erotic thing to behold.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

A self-respecting bear acts however the fuck he pleases, and if someone has a problem with it, he uses them as a condom.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom. Dishwashing glove, on the other hand... Yes.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 24, 2012, 09:10:20 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

A self-respecting bear acts however the fuck he pleases, and if someone has a problem with it, he uses them as a condom.

:potd:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

A self-respecting bear acts however the fuck he pleases, and if someone has a problem with it, he uses them as a condom.

Don't blame me if he contracts aids while wearing me as a condom or i rip and accidently create Waffles Jr.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 24, 2012, 09:15:37 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.

Damn, pesky traditions. I have no choice then.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:16:17 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:15:37 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.

Damn, pesky traditions. I have no choice then.

Horrible, horrible...You Belgians are all the same.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 24, 2012, 09:17:58 PM
Now what have I done.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 24, 2012, 09:23:59 PM
Besides, I am a beautiful and unique snowflake. Made of unicorn urine.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 09:43:15 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:23:59 PM
Besides, I am a beautiful and unique snowflake. Made of unicorn urine.

And my smile is made from colours of the rainbow, such a shame i am frowning.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on July 24, 2012, 10:33:59 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 08:23:54 PM
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

You keep hitting Tucson, Pixie.  :lol: 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 PM
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2012, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 PM
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 PM
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.
I would say quite the opposite. Sex and sexuality become utterly comical and  easy as a breeze when you realise there's nothing to it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on July 24, 2012, 11:08:12 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 08:23:54 PM
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

Check your aim, Pixie.  You're smacking Providence with no-shit thunderstorms, and the locals are wetting themselves.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2012, 11:13:24 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 PM
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.
I would say quite the opposite. Sex and sexuality become utterly comical and  easy as a breeze when you realise there's nothing to it.

That's just one aspect of it though. of which I agree is hilarious. Especially when you tell misogynist geeks that the Batman And Robin movie was homoerotic as fuck. Watch a ginger man go beetroot and bluster through that shit.  Nipples on tight fitting rubber suits. Fucking lulz heavy any day of the week.

What i was trying to get at was the fear of a lot of men and boys of doing anything that makes them appear in any way feminine, whereas being a tomboy is considered better than being a girly girl, in a lot of cases. Some dudes be scared shitless of someone taking away their Man Card.  I reckon if they took away the man card, they could replace it with a human being card, and they wouldn't have to be such douchebags any more.

Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 11:08:12 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 08:23:54 PM
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

Check your aim, Pixie.  You're smacking Providence with no-shit thunderstorms, and the locals are wetting themselves.

begins with P, must have pressed the wrong button on the North American directory again. Y'all should know my aim is sucky by now.

We got our summer here, finally, though, and sunburned Mad Dogs and Englishmen abound. This is a source of glee.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 12:32:54 AM
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 12:38:28 AM
Uhhh...you're really some guy laughing his ass off thinking it's a great troll, right?  :?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 12:40:41 AM
I think Harvey is in the pool on the roof. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 12:47:35 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 12:38:28 AM
Uhhh...you're really some guy laughing his ass off thinking it's a great troll, right?  :?

hahahah i wish
but seriously you're literally the 1 millionth person to think that and i guess
you're okay for thinking so since i'm a girl on the internet but i'm really a
girl i promise c':
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 25, 2012, 12:51:04 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 12:47:35 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 12:38:28 AM
Uhhh...you're really some guy laughing his ass off thinking it's a great troll, right?  :?

hahahah i wish
but seriously you're literally the 1 millionth person to think that and i guess
you're okay for thinking so since i'm a girl on the internet but i'm really a
girl i promise c':


Impressive. Groundbreaking. Sophisticated.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 25, 2012, 12:52:59 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 12:32:54 AM
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html

Intro thread- you youngun's need to find it and GET OFF MY LAWN!

also, pink is teh eye hurty on the blue. Try purple for fabulous and great justice.

Also this is PeeDee. We have real live women here. : checks self: yep, them's a pair of tits.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 01:08:15 AM
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 12:52:59 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 12:32:54 AM
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html

Intro thread- you youngun's need to find it and GET OFF MY LAWN!

also, pink is teh eye hurty on the blue. Try purple for fabulous and great justice.

Also this is PeeDee. We have real live women here. : checks self: yep, them's a pair of tits.

lol actually i read that thread~

yes i realize magenta is hard on the eyes, i've been told but i like it sooooo

and yay!! i have tits too, twins<3333
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on July 25, 2012, 01:41:11 AM
Hey SexyFish.

I like your bold new approach to thinking. You're just the stuff Discordia needs. Please never leave and turn up the dial to that font color to 11, will ya? No sense in half-assing things.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 02:02:13 AM
She reminds me of PKLS.
And Justin Bieber is even BETTER than Prince William.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 02:30:59 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 01:41:11 AM
Hey SexyFish.

I like your bold new approach to thinking. You're just the stuff Discordia needs. Please never leave and turn up the dial to that font color to 11, will ya? No sense in half-assing things.

hehe yayyy! and i'll definitely look into that size 11 font even though it reminds me of size 11 jeans which i would cry if i wore them.

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 02:02:13 AM
She reminds me of PKLS.
And Justin Bieber is even BETTER than Prince William.  :lulz:

who is PKLS?
and justin bieber is better than everyone tbh ;o)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 02:55:39 AM
What did the noob Wildebeest say to the other?

hiiiiiii, i'm gnu! :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:56:16 AM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 03:01:52 AM
Where is Nigel?  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

clever hun but i'm a female (:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Suu on July 25, 2012, 03:04:28 AM
I am so glad we have more women around here.

My tits were getting lonely.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 03:12:09 AM
*looks down*

I have two tits! <3
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Dark Monk on July 25, 2012, 03:14:42 AM
Mine are flat :(
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 06:09:26 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

clever hun but i'm a female (:

OMG ME TOO! GIRLS MAKE THE BEST TROLLS!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 06:13:12 AM
BUMP
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 06:13:47 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 03:04:28 AM
I am so glad we have more women around here.

My tits were getting lonely.

I know, what with the not having any women on the board!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on July 25, 2012, 07:06:16 AM
Hi Emily.



Did you know that Miley Cyrus is a really real ("fo'realness") Discordian American Princess??



I know, I know, there are some silly crazy 'initiation' things to go through... but I think we might just have a candidate in you!

Please answer the following screening questions:

Are you willing to wear Lovecraftian cosplay in public? Are you O.K. working with animals (example: the Hounds of Tindalos)? Are you allergic to telepathic cats? Can you name any Henson production that did not involve "the Muppets"?

Please post your answers and then bury a pair of your unmentionables in your backyard ('Clean ones! Who do you are dealing with here?'), and one of our underground agents will get back to you shortly.

If everything checks out, we will enroll you in Course 101 - Introductory Quantum Tantra.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 07:32:28 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

I miss things.

Nigel broke them for no reason.  And then she slapped me and called me a dirty little whore.

TDRR,
Dirty, dirty little whore.

1. They were IN MY WAY

2. I like them better broken

3. You dirty little whore.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 07:33:08 AM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

Also, I know what I like when I see it, and I like tea-stained.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:24:04 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

clever hun but i'm a female (:

Hey, babycakes... so am I.  :eek:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on July 25, 2012, 09:11:13 AM
*scrolls to chapter one of introduction to trolling book, finds sexyfish*

....

*scrolls master techniques of trolling:Impersonating a lame troll, finds sexyfish*
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:35:19 AM
This thread smells of deep fat fried sarcasm.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:56:07 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 07:33:08 AM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

Also, I know what I like when I see it, and I like tea-stained.

Oh really? Please tell me more.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VpXDQXroJCo/TTRvWKQbb-I/AAAAAAAAA6E/BWZ-3eCf26E/s320/willy-wonka-wilder.jpg)

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 10:56:28 AM
PD specializes in deep fried high-caloric content. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 11:09:56 AM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 10:56:28 AM
PD specializes in deep fried high-caloric content.

Ive noticed.

Do you serve deep fried chicken or just sarcasm, irony and sorrow?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 12:47:49 PM
Only on Wednesdays.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 25, 2012, 01:12:24 PM
Hi SF.

I'll be really impressed if you're still here in three months still posting in pink and talking about Beebz.  And Boobz.  And not much else. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:21:43 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 12:47:49 PM
Only on Wednesdays.

DAMN YOU SOLAR MOVEMENT AND GRADUAL ROTATION AROUND THE SUN! *Shakes fist at sky*
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 01:24:57 PM
literally cracking up at everything you guys have said LOL
thank you for all the welcomes!! (:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 01:24:57 PM
literally cracking up at everything you guys have said LOL
thank you for all the welcomes!! (:


Sheesh, well this is going to be fun.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 01:53:47 PM
I think we should all go over to FG and show our approval of recent developments.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 01:54:33 PM
It's no use.  They're special flowers that deserve their own intro threads.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 27, 2012, 06:18:21 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.

Hello, new person.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 06:18:21 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.

Hello, new person.

Hello, PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
I never bothered to use this thread.

And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.

Oh yeah, I'm real scary. Whoooooooo.  :roll:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:59:49 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.

Oh yeah, I'm real scary. Whoooooooo.  :roll:

He IS from fizzy grizzly after all.

Same as me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 10:11:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:59:49 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.

Oh yeah, I'm real scary. Whoooooooo.  :roll:

He IS from fizzy grizzly after all.

Same as me.

Except, you know, they like me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 10:13:24 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 10:11:26 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:59:49 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.

Oh yeah, I'm real scary. Whoooooooo.  :roll:

He IS from fizzy grizzly after all.

Same as me.

Except, you know, they like me.

How are you so sure?

You are associating yourself with me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2012, 12:55:12 PM
Greetings, ecstasy. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on July 27, 2012, 12:58:06 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.

Oh yeah, I'm real scary. Whoooooooo.  :roll:

Im in ECSTACY whenever we're togetherrrr!

I'm in ECSTACY twenty four seveeeeeeen!

Hello.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 01:07:00 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 27, 2012, 12:58:06 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.

Oh yeah, I'm real scary. Whoooooooo.  :roll:

Im in ECSTACY whenever we're togetherrrr!

I'm in ECSTACY twenty four seveeeeeeen!

Hello.

She's a naughty girl with a bad habit.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on July 27, 2012, 01:19:18 PM
That's what they said about Mother Theresa.


:rimshot:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 27, 2012, 01:45:03 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM
And FYI ectasy is likely to troll you in some way or other.

Oh yeah, I'm real scary. Whoooooooo.  :roll:

Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: huh? on July 29, 2012, 06:55:14 AM
Hello PD.

I am Huh, and I should probably lurk more. That's torn it I guess.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on July 29, 2012, 09:07:02 AM
Quote from: huh? on July 29, 2012, 06:55:14 AM
Hello PD.

I am Huh, and I should probably lurk more. That's torn it I guess.

You've been lurking for I while haven't you?

I should think you're about ready for initiation.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on July 29, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 29, 2012, 09:07:02 AM
Quote from: huh? on July 29, 2012, 06:55:14 AM
Hello PD.

I am Huh, and I should probably lurk more. That's torn it I guess.

You've been lurking for I while haven't you?

I should think you're about ready for initiation.

It's your turn to aquire the goat.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Paul the Psychic Octopus on July 29, 2012, 01:49:54 PM
Ello there, I've lurked for a while and finally got my account activated today  :fap: Woo!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2012, 06:11:46 PM
Quote from: huh? on July 29, 2012, 06:55:14 AM
Hello PD.

I am Huh, and I should probably lurk more. That's torn it I guess.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2012, 06:12:07 PM
Quote from: Paul the Psychic Octopus on July 29, 2012, 01:49:54 PM
Ello there, I've lurked for a while and finally got my account activated today  :fap: Woo!

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: POFP on July 29, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Hello everyone!   :fnord:

My name is Justin. I'm 16. I'm American. I'm an ass-man but think breasts are still great.

I've been interested in the ideas that Discordianism expresses since before I knew about Discordianism. I first heard of it while researching the amazing man known as Robert Anton Wilson. His writings and ideas have had my attention for over a year now. I've been going insane for about 2 years now.

I had always assumed that Discordians were somewhat of a dying breed because I never heard anyone really talk about it. That was until I found PD.com. As soon as I found out about this forum, I had to join. I've been lurking for a few days now, and this is probably the funniest and smartest forum I've ever been on, and honestly, I'm kind of nervous. But, it seems to me like a lot of us have a very similar sense of humor.

I look forward to my time I'm going to spend here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on July 29, 2012, 08:56:58 PM
A veritable flood of noobs! Welcome! Pool is on the roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2012, 10:25:14 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on July 29, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Hello everyone!   :fnord:

My name is Justin. I'm 16. I'm American. I'm an ass-man but think breasts are still great.

I've been interested in the ideas that Discordianism expresses since before I knew about Discordianism. I first heard of it while researching the amazing man known as Robert Anton Wilson. His writings and ideas have had my attention for over a year now. I've been going insane for about 2 years now.

I had always assumed that Discordians were somewhat of a dying breed because I never heard anyone really talk about it. That was until I found PD.com. As soon as I found out about this forum, I had to join. I've been lurking for a few days now, and this is probably the funniest and smartest forum I've ever been on, and honestly, I'm kind of nervous. But, it seems to me like a lot of us have a very similar sense of humor.

I look forward to my time I'm going to spend here.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MMMW on July 30, 2012, 12:58:58 AM
Howdy. I've already made a few weak contributions but I'm better at lurking. At first, I was kinda surprised about how regulated this forum was (even though it's not that regulated) but I appreciate those who save it from turning into a murky swamp of fnord.

A little about myself - I'm into filmmaking but I definitely don't have anything to brag about yet. Now that I've met Eris, my next film is going to be a train wreck. I keep changing my avatar and don't even know what MMMW means anymore. I'm one of those idiots, that don't even need to play dumb.

In brief, I'll try to help (mostly by shutting up) but don't expect much from me. Noob 4 lyfe!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2012, 03:22:01 AM
Quote from: MMMW on July 30, 2012, 12:58:58 AM
Howdy. I've already made a few weak contributions but I'm better at lurking. At first, I was kinda surprised about how regulated this forum was (even though it's not that regulated) but I appreciate those who save it from turning into a murky swamp of fnord.

A little about myself - I'm into filmmaking but I definitely don't have anything to brag about yet. Now that I've met Eris, my next film is going to be a train wreck. I keep changing my avatar and don't even know what MMMW means anymore. I'm one of those idiots, that don't even need to play dumb.

In brief, I'll try to help (mostly by shutting up) but don't expect much from me. Noob 4 lyfe!

hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 30, 2012, 05:30:11 AM
Hi, everybody.

We might get some pretty good ones out of this bunch. At least my FG sensors aren't going off, and I haven't seen any pinealizms or "LOOK AT ME IMMA RILLY REALZ WACKY DISCORDIAN!"

Welcome. Jump right in.  :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: huh? on July 30, 2012, 06:17:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 29, 2012, 09:07:02 AM
Quote from: huh? on July 29, 2012, 06:55:14 AM
Hello PD.

I am Huh, and I should probably lurk more. That's torn it I guess.

You've been lurking for I while haven't you?

I should think you're about ready for initiation.

Judging by what I've been reading here lately, I think I'll need to brush up on my writing skills, and read a whole bunch more first.

Thanks for your welcomes, not sure how much I'll be able to contribute myself at this stage but I'll have a go.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on July 30, 2012, 08:28:46 AM
Awesome, loads of new people!  Hi everyone!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on July 30, 2012, 08:35:07 AM
Hey guys.

Don't stress too much about the quality. Jump in and spit something out, it's the only way to improve your stuff.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on July 30, 2012, 09:11:12 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 30, 2012, 08:35:07 AM
Hey guys.

Don't stress too much about the quality. Jump in and spit something out, it's the only way to improve your stuff.

Yes, this.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 01:59:53 PM
ATTN:  New people

Subject:  :crankey:

That is all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.

That you are continuously in a tutu anyway, one crafted from your locks of flowing nether-hair?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:14:47 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.

That you are continuously in a tutu anyway, one crafted from your locks of flowing nether-hair?

That, and the fact that if I WAS wearing a tutu, two things would be self-evident:

1.  You wouldn't be able to see it, and

2.  It would be by now a permanent fixture, having fossilized in place with ancient scrotal sweat and vindaloo farts.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:19:52 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:14:47 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.

That you are continuously in a tutu anyway, one crafted from your locks of flowing nether-hair?

That, and the fact that if I WAS wearing a tutu, two things would be self-evident:

1.  You wouldn't be able to see it, and

2.  It would be by now a permanent fixture, having fossilized in place with ancient scrotal sweat and vindaloo farts.

You truly are a wondrous creature, and proof that one or more gods, or fewer, exist.

PRAISE BE!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on July 30, 2012, 11:54:01 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:19:52 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:14:47 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.

That you are continuously in a tutu anyway, one crafted from your locks of flowing nether-hair?

That, and the fact that if I WAS wearing a tutu, two things would be self-evident:

1.  You wouldn't be able to see it, and

2.  It would be by now a permanent fixture, having fossilized in place with ancient scrotal sweat and vindaloo farts.

You truly are a wondrous creature, and proof that one or more gods, or fewer, exist.

PRAISE BE!

The mind boggles.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: President Television on August 01, 2012, 03:51:19 AM
Hello, I'm Uncle Wallified. I'm not actually new here, but I've been so incredibly shy for the past six months or so that I think I actually have to formally reintroduce myself just to get back in the habit of talking to people without having horrible panic attacks. I find this development troubling.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 03:53:40 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on August 01, 2012, 03:51:19 AM
Hello, I'm Uncle Wallified. I'm not actually new here, but I've been so incredibly shy for the past six months or so that I think I actually have to formally reintroduce myself just to get back in the habit of talking to people without having horrible panic attacks. I find this development troubling.

Just ask yourself, "What would your avatar do?"

Take hallucinagenics, and beat up random strangers, that's what he'd do.  I don't suggest you do that, come to think of it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: President Television on August 01, 2012, 04:06:04 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 03:53:40 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on August 01, 2012, 03:51:19 AM
Hello, I'm Uncle Wallified. I'm not actually new here, but I've been so incredibly shy for the past six months or so that I think I actually have to formally reintroduce myself just to get back in the habit of talking to people without having horrible panic attacks. I find this development troubling.

Just ask yourself, "What would your avatar do?"

Take hallucinagenics, and beat up random strangers, that's what he'd do.  I don't suggest you do that, come to think of it.

I'm told that I overthink things.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2012, 06:50:42 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on August 01, 2012, 03:51:19 AM
Hello, I'm Uncle Wallified. I'm not actually new here, but I've been so incredibly shy for the past six months or so that I think I actually have to formally reintroduce myself just to get back in the habit of talking to people without having horrible panic attacks. I find this development troubling.

hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2012, 06:51:52 AM
Quote from: huh? on July 30, 2012, 06:17:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 29, 2012, 09:07:02 AM
Quote from: huh? on July 29, 2012, 06:55:14 AM
Hello PD.

I am Huh, and I should probably lurk more. That's torn it I guess.

You've been lurking for I while haven't you?

I should think you're about ready for initiation.

Judging by what I've been reading here lately, I think I'll need to brush up on my writing skills, and read a whole bunch more first.

Thanks for your welcomes, not sure how much I'll be able to contribute myself at this stage but I'll have a go.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on August 01, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
Hey there, forum. I'm not new either, but I don't think I ever formally introduced myself.

Also it's 2 am and I think I'm being funny. I'm going to wake up and say "oh God dammit." When I see this again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 01:53:31 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on August 01, 2012, 04:06:04 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 03:53:40 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on August 01, 2012, 03:51:19 AM
Hello, I'm Uncle Wallified. I'm not actually new here, but I've been so incredibly shy for the past six months or so that I think I actually have to formally reintroduce myself just to get back in the habit of talking to people without having horrible panic attacks. I find this development troubling.

Just ask yourself, "What would your avatar do?"

Take hallucinagenics, and beat up random strangers, that's what he'd do.  I don't suggest you do that, come to think of it.

I'm told that I overthink things.

Didn't out previous & glorious president G.W. Bush tell us to "think with our gut"?  That shit on the top of your spinal cord is nothing but trouble.  It's like reading books...They're tricky, and can give you all manner of dangerous ideas.

Just jam your dick in the grinder and stand there with a hopeful smile on your face.  Thinking only gets in the way.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2012, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on August 01, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
Hey there, forum. I'm not new either, but I don't think I ever formally introduced myself.

Also it's 2 am and I think I'm being funny. I'm going to wake up and say "oh God dammit." When I see this again.

Hey  there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 02, 2012, 08:58:43 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 01, 2012, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on August 01, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
Hey there, forum. I'm not new either, but I don't think I ever formally introduced myself.

Also it's 2 am and I think I'm being funny. I'm going to wake up and say "oh God dammit." When I see this again.

Hey  there, new guy!

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: standvast on August 03, 2012, 10:31:21 AM
Hi ya ~

i used to be a mirelurk, but not any longer.
me emerge from the murky !!!



Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 03, 2012, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: standvast on August 03, 2012, 10:31:21 AM
Hi ya ~

i used to be a mirelurk, but not any longer.
me emerge from the murky !!!





Hey thar Dutchspag.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: SmogofCogs on August 05, 2012, 04:21:32 AM
Hi! i'm here. i'm human. i'm a pretty awkward slow learning type. i get the sense that i may be able to learn something here. i feel a range of emotions and thoughts. lately i've been trying to cultivate more sense of direction in life (yes i'm still naive enough to think i can control or even know where i'm going) because i'm young and mostly purposeless and i react to that with anxiety and depression. i'm all like "jeez luk wut mozart did wen he wuz ur age, you no good piece of shit" but alas i find no solace in committing to(o) much, or realizing that shame is not the game. sometimes there's not even pleasure in the thought of expanding my head space. but more important than direction (because fuck that shit) i'm just trying to feel it as it comes, keep pinching myself and keep a stable memory so i don't integrate (death is scary bro)

i'm open to/for interpretation
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2012, 07:13:49 AM
Quote from: SmogofCogs on August 05, 2012, 04:21:32 AM
Hi! i'm here. i'm human. i'm a pretty awkward slow learning type. i get the sense that i may be able to learn something here. i feel a range of emotions and thoughts. lately i've been trying to cultivate more sense of direction in life (yes i'm still naive enough to think i can control or even know where i'm going) because i'm young and mostly purposeless and i react to that with anxiety and depression. i'm all like "jeez luk wut mozart did wen he wuz ur age, you no good piece of shit" but alas i find no solace in committing to(o) much, or realizing that shame is not the game. sometimes there's not even pleasure in the thought of expanding my head space. but more important than direction (because fuck that shit) i'm just trying to feel it as it comes, keep pinching myself and keep a stable memory so i don't integrate (death is scary bro)

i'm open to/for interpretation

I like what you have to say, new guy. Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 05, 2012, 07:15:39 AM
Son of a bitch, a noob who found the Introductions thread.

The fact that this is progress worries me :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2012, 07:16:55 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 05, 2012, 07:15:39 AM
Son of a bitch, a noob who found the Introductions thread.

The fact that this is progress worries me :lulz:

It's going to be alright, v3x. It'll be alright.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 05, 2012, 06:18:41 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 05, 2012, 07:16:55 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 05, 2012, 07:15:39 AM
Son of a bitch, a noob who found the Introductions thread.

The fact that this is progress worries me :lulz:

It's going to be alright, v3x. It'll be alright.

NO IT'S ALL ROONT FOREVER!  :cry:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on August 05, 2012, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: SmogofCogs on August 05, 2012, 04:21:32 AM
Hi! i'm here. i'm human. i'm a pretty awkward slow learning type. i get the sense that i may be able to learn something here. i feel a range of emotions and thoughts. lately i've been trying to cultivate more sense of direction in life (yes i'm still naive enough to think i can control or even know where i'm going) because i'm young and mostly purposeless and i react to that with anxiety and depression. i'm all like "jeez luk wut mozart did wen he wuz ur age, you no good piece of shit" but alas i find no solace in committing to(o) much, or realizing that shame is not the game. sometimes there's not even pleasure in the thought of expanding my head space. but more important than direction (because fuck that shit) i'm just trying to feel it as it comes, keep pinching myself and keep a stable memory so i don't integrate (death is scary bro)

i'm open to/for interpretation
Welcome, new guy! I can identify quite strongly with that introduction.

And fuck Mozart. He a) lost his childhood and b) his music is really gay and c) overrated.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 07, 2012, 08:40:43 AM
Welcome new people.

May butts be upon you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: contagionkhaotic on August 11, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
I would introduce myself but I seriously think I prefer lurking much more, and then quoting the things I read here to random strangers who have no idea what is going on. Its terrible fun to watch them twitch in confusion as they run away terrified. So thank you for providing me with strange new words to spew at the unsuspecting populace of cabbages. ^______^ and remember, CTHULHU WANTS YOU    ................................................. FOR BREAKFAST!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 11, 2012, 08:05:56 AM
Quote from: contagionkhaotic on August 11, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
I would introduce myself but I seriously think I prefer lurking much more, and then quoting the things I read here to random strangers who have no idea what is going on. Its terrible fun to watch them twitch in confusion as they run away terrified. So thank you for providing me with strange new words to spew at the unsuspecting populace of cabbages. ^______^ and remember, CTHULHU WANTS YOU    ................................................. FOR BREAKFAST!!!

O hai noob.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 11, 2012, 09:05:25 AM
Quote from: contagionkhaotic on August 11, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
I would introduce myself but I seriously think I prefer lurking much more, and then quoting the things I read here to random strangers who have no idea what is going on. Its terrible fun to watch them twitch in confusion as they run away terrified. So thank you for providing me with strange new words to spew at the unsuspecting populace of cabbages. ^______^ and remember, CTHULHU WANTS YOU    ................................................. FOR BREAKFAST!!!

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 12, 2012, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: contagionkhaotic on August 11, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
I would introduce myself but I seriously think I prefer lurking much more, and then quoting the things I read here to random strangers who have no idea what is going on. Its terrible fun to watch them twitch in confusion as they run away terrified.

Um.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on August 12, 2012, 10:57:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 12, 2012, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: contagionkhaotic on August 11, 2012, 06:52:53 AM
I would introduce myself but I seriously think I prefer lurking much more, and then quoting the things I read here to random strangers who have no idea what is going on. Its terrible fun to watch them twitch in confusion as they run away terrified.

Um.

Probably a kid.  I was the same back in high school.

Hey, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Signora Pæsior on August 13, 2012, 12:51:21 PM
OHAI THERE.

I appear to be, like, new here and stuff. Also, I'm writing this late late at night and with far less caffeine in my system than I'd like, so this is probably going to make even less sense than I usually do when I try and communicate with the outside world. Especially since half my attempts at "communication" actually end up more like stream of consciousness rambles about stuff no one cares about.

I'm not sure that the internet even qualifies as the outside world, now that I'm thinking about it. Anyway.

I'm a bit shit at introducing myself. I feel like I'm setting a standard I will inevitably fall short of when I actually start conversing with people, so I figure it's better to just kind of grunt in acknowledgement of other presences. It's setting the bar to a low enough standard that I might be able to hop over it occasionally and come across as someone with a modicum of intelligence.

Sometimes. Christ, I need more cola.

Oh, and the horrible personal defect that led me to you is my fiancée. He's been rambling at me about Discordianism pretty much since we started dating and it's only in the last week or so that I've actually started listening. And now I'm here. Go figure.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on August 13, 2012, 01:16:18 PM
Listening to Paesior?  Do never.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:27:45 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 12:51:21 PM

Oh, and the horrible personal defect that led me to you is my fiancée. He's been rambling at me about Discordianism pretty much since we started dating and it's only in the last week or so that I've actually started listening. And now I'm here. Go figure.

Listening to Paesor may lead to convulsions, ass cancer, and The Little River Band.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Signora Pæsior on August 13, 2012, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 13, 2012, 01:16:18 PM
Listening to Paesior?  Do never.

It's a terrifying concept for all involved, really.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:27:45 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 12:51:21 PM

Oh, and the horrible personal defect that led me to you is my fiancée. He's been rambling at me about Discordianism pretty much since we started dating and it's only in the last week or so that I've actually started listening. And now I'm here. Go figure.

Listening to Paesor may lead to convulsions, ass cancer, and The Little River Band.

Two outta three ain't bad...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 13, 2012, 01:16:18 PM
Listening to Paesior?  Do never.

It's a terrifying concept for all involved, really.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:27:45 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 12:51:21 PM

Oh, and the horrible personal defect that led me to you is my fiancée. He's been rambling at me about Discordianism pretty much since we started dating and it's only in the last week or so that I've actually started listening. And now I'm here. Go figure.

Listening to Paesor may lead to convulsions, ass cancer, and The Little River Band.

Two outta three ain't bad...

For your sake, I hope it's the last one you managed to dodge.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on August 13, 2012, 01:50:40 PM
:lulz:

Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 13, 2012, 01:50:40 PM
:lulz:

Welcome!

DON'T LISTEN TO HER, SIGNORA!  THEY'RE ALL NUTS HERE!

Except me, of course.  I'm in Tucson.  We're not weird, here.  Not like the others.  The problem with Garbo is she laughs at all the wrong jokes.  The problem with LMNO is that he's not here right now.  The problem with Nigel is that there's too damn many of her.  No, I am the only person you can trust here, when it comes to things like good advice (I wrote commandments 11-20, after all), and I am the only one here that can actually communicate.

YOU JABRONIS HEAR THAT?  YEAH.  YOU PEOPLE MAKE NO SENSE.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Signora Pæsior on August 13, 2012, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
For your sake, I hope it's the last one you managed to dodge.

Even on the best of days, I can't tell the difference between ass cancer and The Little River Band.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Signora Pæsior on August 13, 2012, 02:09:33 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 13, 2012, 01:50:40 PM
:lulz:

Welcome!

DON'T LISTEN TO HER, SIGNORA!  THEY'RE ALL NUTS HERE!

Except me, of course.  I'm in Tucson.  We're not weird, here.  Not like the others.  The problem with Garbo is she laughs at all the wrong jokes.  The problem with LMNO is that he's not here right now.  The problem with Nigel is that there's too damn many of her.  No, I am the only person you can trust here, when it comes to things like good advice (I wrote commandments 11-20, after all), and I am the only one here that can actually communicate.

YOU JABRONIS HEAR THAT?  YEAH.  YOU PEOPLE MAKE NO SENSE.

And no one weird ever originated from Tuscon, obviously.

Also, I'm pretty sure the problem with Nigel is that there aren't enough of her.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 02:14:35 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 02:09:33 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 13, 2012, 01:50:40 PM
:lulz:

Welcome!

DON'T LISTEN TO HER, SIGNORA!  THEY'RE ALL NUTS HERE!

Except me, of course.  I'm in Tucson.  We're not weird, here.  Not like the others.  The problem with Garbo is she laughs at all the wrong jokes.  The problem with LMNO is that he's not here right now.  The problem with Nigel is that there's too damn many of her.  No, I am the only person you can trust here, when it comes to things like good advice (I wrote commandments 11-20, after all), and I am the only one here that can actually communicate.

YOU JABRONIS HEAR THAT?  YEAH.  YOU PEOPLE MAKE NO SENSE.

And no one weird ever originated from Tuscon, obviously.

Also, I'm pretty sure the problem with Nigel is that there aren't enough of her.

1.  Tucson is the Holy City™.  It's our job to keep you crazy bastards from getting out of hand.  This leads to an unusual amount of stress, resulting in our mayor wandering the streets at night, drunkenly heaving up his guts at random passers-by.  It also means, apparently, that shooting the ice cream man is our official sport, and that our police officers and EMTs are constantly having nervous breakdowns.  But other than that, we're JUST FINE.  I'll never leave.  Help me.

2.  There's millions of her.  You can't swing a dead hipster in Portland without hitting Nigel.  And if you were so foolish as to actually DO that, don't bother running.  You'll only die tired.  Just save everyone a lot of time and effort, and pull your own bones out.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
For your sake, I hope it's the last one you managed to dodge.

Even on the best of days, I can't tell the difference between ass cancer and The Little River Band.

See, Garbo?  Some people HAVE heard of those jackasses!  They ruined the 80s for me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Signora Pæsior on August 13, 2012, 02:22:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
For your sake, I hope it's the last one you managed to dodge.

Even on the best of days, I can't tell the difference between ass cancer and The Little River Band.

See, Garbo?  Some people HAVE heard of those jackasses!  They ruined the 80s for me.

I wasn't even alive in the 80s and I still fucking hate them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 02:24:10 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 02:22:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 13, 2012, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
For your sake, I hope it's the last one you managed to dodge.

Even on the best of days, I can't tell the difference between ass cancer and The Little River Band.

See, Garbo?  Some people HAVE heard of those jackasses!  They ruined the 80s for me.

I wasn't even alive in the 80s and I still fucking hate them.

I patiently waited through the 70s, for things to somehow get better.

Then the 80s happened.  :crankey:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on August 13, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
I feel sorry for you all, then. :lulz:


Quote
2.  There's millions of her.  You can't swing a dead hipster in Portland without hitting Nigel.  And if you were so foolish as to actually DO that, don't bother running.  You'll only die tired.  Just save everyone a lot of time and effort, and pull your own bones out.
I can vouch.for this, having been there very recently. She was everywhere, on every street, in every alley, in every shop. You cannot escape.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 02:26:29 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 13, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
I feel sorry for you all, then. :lulz:


Well, at least I wasn't hallucinating the whole thing.  That sort of shit worries me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demacrux on August 22, 2012, 06:19:08 PM
Hey,

Not the best at the introduction thing but willing to give it a go. I'm pretty quiet but I get really interested when talking about things that interest me. I often like to see what other people's thoughts on a variety of things. I am also pretty terrible at trying to describe myself using words as if that isn't readily apparent. But I keep myself open to change and whatever may happen, could be worth facing anyways. Maybe I'll get better at this forum thing over time though I don't know what to expect if anything at all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on August 22, 2012, 06:21:26 PM
Oh, hey, a new person! Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 22, 2012, 06:39:55 PM
 :wave:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on August 22, 2012, 06:41:11 PM
Hello!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 22, 2012, 08:32:16 PM
Hi there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2012, 11:23:35 PM
Quote from: Demacrux on August 22, 2012, 06:19:08 PM
Hey,

Not the best at the introduction thing but willing to give it a go. I'm pretty quiet but I get really interested when talking about things that interest me. I often like to see what other people's thoughts on a variety of things. I am also pretty terrible at trying to describe myself using words as if that isn't readily apparent. But I keep myself open to change and whatever may happen, could be worth facing anyways. Maybe I'll get better at this forum thing over time though I don't know what to expect if anything at all.

Hey there, new guy! You seem promising.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 23, 2012, 01:54:08 PM
Quote from: Demacrux on August 22, 2012, 06:19:08 PM
Hey,

Not the best at the introduction thing but willing to give it a go. I'm pretty quiet but I get really interested when talking about things that interest me. I often like to see what other people's thoughts on a variety of things. I am also pretty terrible at trying to describe myself using words as if that isn't readily apparent. But I keep myself open to change and whatever may happen, could be worth facing anyways. Maybe I'll get better at this forum thing over time though I don't know what to expect if anything at all.

Hey! What sort of things interest you?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demacrux on August 23, 2012, 05:08:30 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 23, 2012, 01:54:08 PM
Quote from: Demacrux on August 22, 2012, 06:19:08 PM
Hey,

Not the best at the introduction thing but willing to give it a go. I'm pretty quiet but I get really interested when talking about things that interest me. I often like to see what other people's thoughts on a variety of things. I am also pretty terrible at trying to describe myself using words as if that isn't readily apparent. But I keep myself open to change and whatever may happen, could be worth facing anyways. Maybe I'll get better at this forum thing over time though I don't know what to expect if anything at all.

Hey! What sort of things interest you?

For starters, a wide variety of music, books, comics, art, games, places, history, science.. I just like finding out about all kinds of information. Guess it's in my interest to just find out as much as I can about a variety of topics.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2012, 05:17:50 PM
Ah, you're interested in "things, and stuff".


Well, we got plenty of that here.  Dive in! 



(But not into the pool.  I don't trust those shadows drifting across the bottom.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demacrux on August 23, 2012, 09:36:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 23, 2012, 05:17:50 PM
Ah, you're interested in "things, and stuff".


Well, we got plenty of that here.  Dive in! 



(But not into the pool.  I don't trust those shadows drifting across the bottom.)

Pretty much. Well be sure to avoid the pool. Not fond of swimming much anyways.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 23, 2012, 10:00:44 PM
Hello.  I read the P.D. quite a few years back, and I found it to be lovely.  I found this site not long after, and have generally lurked around off and on over the years.  I need something to do now, so, once again - Hello.
Also: I received one of these randomly from a stranger, not long after reading aforementioned book -
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh594/Anti-tillia/Untitled.jpg)
Do you sick fucks watch me or something? 
Seriously though, was it one of you?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2012, 10:28:59 PM
If they were masturbating furiously, it was LMNO.

If there were a mind boggling number of them, it was Nigel.

If they were poomping, it was TGRR.

If the card was photoshopped, it was Net.

If the text was Arial, it was also Net.

If it was a bookmark, it was Leln.

If you got a papercut, it was Richter.

If you got punched in the face at the same time, it was ECH.

If you hear metal guitar wanking, it was Nephew Hiroshima.

If the card is covered in vomit and booze and was thrown at your face, it was p3nt.

If that card is actually 3D rendered, it was Telarus.

If it came in some manner of curry, it was Freeky.

If there was a cat penis attached to it, it was Squid.

Welcome to PD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 23, 2012, 10:34:49 PM
I always hear metal guitar wanking.  Was it still Nephew Hiroshima?
Also could have been p3nt, as it was near a bar, on the sidewalk, in Missouri.  So everything smelled like vomit and booze.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 23, 2012, 10:34:49 PM
I always hear metal guitar wanking.  Was it still Nephew Hiroshima?
Also could have been p3nt, as it was near a bar, on the sidewalk, in Missouri.  So everything smelled like vomit and booze.

Missouri?  Fuck no, none of them would go there.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 23, 2012, 11:07:55 PM
*sigh*  Still alone, then.  Trust me, I don't want to be here either.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2012, 11:51:03 PM
Heya, HG.  You need to go either East or West.  Maybe South.  Actually, That would put you in Louisiana.  Do that.  Keep going until you get to Decatur street, then stop.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 12:58:46 AM
I'm not sure Louisana would be much better than Missouri.  Really, any place without terms like "legitimate rape" would work, though.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on August 24, 2012, 02:20:37 AM
Well, I think that rules out Utah.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on August 24, 2012, 02:21:19 AM
But then again, I think Utah rules out Utah. 

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 02:40:21 AM
Utah's too salty, anyway.  And if I randomly picked up hot chicks, the magic underwear would completely turn me off.  I hear they're pervasive there.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on August 24, 2012, 04:24:33 AM
California.


Also, hey you, new person! Welcome aboard!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 23, 2012, 10:00:44 PM
Hello.  I read the P.D. quite a few years back, and I found it to be lovely.  I found this site not long after, and have generally lurked around off and on over the years.  I need something to do now, so, once again - Hello.
Also: I received one of these randomly from a stranger, not long after reading aforementioned book -
(http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh594/Anti-tillia/Untitled.jpg)
Do you sick fucks watch me or something? 
Seriously though, was it one of you?

Heyyyy there, now guy!

I never kiss and tell.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on August 24, 2012, 04:47:25 AM
Hello new Spags!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2012, 06:17:08 AM
Spaglets! Hiiiiiii!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 01:21:16 PM
Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 25, 2012, 07:00:16 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 24, 2012, 06:17:08 AM
Spaglets! Hiiiiiii!
Spaglets. Heh.
Lets try to keep that term alive.
It is so much friendlier than noob.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 01:21:16 PM
Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 01:21:16 PM
Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.

I somehow get the feeling you would have liked it if it was Nigel.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 01:21:16 PM
Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.

I somehow get the feeling you would have liked it if it was Nigel.

:herewego:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 07:02:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 01:21:16 PM
Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.

I somehow get the feeling you would have liked it if it was Nigel.

:herewego:

I'm not trying to pick at you, good sir.  I just haven't learned how to take you yet.  I'm also mostly socially retarded, and that doesn't help. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nashitheki on September 01, 2012, 01:10:51 AM
Nashitheki from America. I was at another site, that seemed none too friendly to the Discordians just as they were somewhat unfriendly to me. I figure we were doing something right to bring about such ill feelings from the likes of such. Anyway I look forward to reading more about what's going on.

Thank you for allowing me to join in.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2012, 01:13:56 AM
I haven't allowed anything yet mister.  Fortunately for you they never give me the keys to this thing.  Have fun, check out the pool on The Roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nashitheki on September 01, 2012, 01:18:23 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 01, 2012, 01:13:56 AM
I haven't allowed anything yet mister.  Fortunately for you they never give me the keys to this thing.  Have fun, check out the pool on The Roof.

Thanks, but I'll do better in a pond, rather than a pool
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2012, 01:21:05 AM
I think the pond is likelier to be cleaner and not ridden with filth.  I suppose that was somewhat redundant.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 03:47:26 AM
Quote from: Nashitheki on September 01, 2012, 01:10:51 AM
Nashitheki from America. I was at another site, that seemed none too friendly to the Discordians just as they were somewhat unfriendly to me. I figure we were doing something right to bring about such ill feelings from the likes of such. Anyway I look forward to reading more about what's going on.

Thank you for allowing me to join in.

Are you the guy that bastard Howl sent over?

Don't listen to him.  He's bad for you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on September 01, 2012, 08:24:15 AM
Quote from: Nashitheki on September 01, 2012, 01:10:51 AM
Nashitheki from America. I was at another site, that seemed none too friendly to the Discordians just as they were somewhat unfriendly to me. I figure we were doing something right to bring about such ill feelings from the likes of such. Anyway I look forward to reading more about what's going on.

Thank you for allowing me to join in.

I probably know the site in question (and have been banned from it) but I have to ask anyway...which site?

You can PM me if you don't want to mention it on the forum.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 01:39:40 AM
Ayo, I'm Chaser and I'm an Australian. You may know my grandson, cris. I don't really care, he rarely visits and never kisses me on the cheek.

This place scares me. Understand that where I'm from, if a thought can't be expressed in 25 words or less, it's better left unsaid. Something in the region of fifty words is a monumental thesis that will be ignored. The only person to have posted more than ONE HUNDRED individual words is Dok. Dok scares me. Even his username is two words. And this place is like, hundreds of Doks.

I haven't voluntarily read a book in about 5 years. You're gonna love me. It took me about 2mgs of Xanax just to write this.

COME AT ME BRAH
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 01:39:40 AM
Ayo, I'm Chaser and I'm an Australian. You may know my grandson, cris. I don't really care, he rarely visits and never kisses me on the cheek.

This place scares me. Understand that where I'm from, if a thought can't be expressed in 25 words or less, it's better left unsaid. Something in the region of fifty words is a monumental thesis that will be ignored. The only person to have posted more than ONE HUNDRED individual words is Dok. Dok scares me. Even his username is two words. And this place is like, hundreds of Doks.

I haven't voluntarily read a book in about 5 years. You're gonna love me. It took me about 2mgs of Xanax just to write this.

COME AT ME BRAH

Oh, you must be from the 21st cen

<sorry, ran out of characters>

tury.  How are things in your time?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 01:55:53 AM
It's bloody crazy. Not only have fossils (age 40+) managed to learn how to use computers, they run their own Internet forums. It's more impressive than Koko the gorilla.

Unfortunately, my dad had been asking for help with email attachments for the last 5 years. It's cool though, he's just a hater on technology. Oh yeah, we say hater. That's our thing.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 02:03:59 AM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 01:55:53 AM
It's bloody crazy. Not only have fossils (age 40+) managed to learn how to use computers, they run their own Internet forums. It's more impressive than Koko the gorilla.

Unfortunately, my dad had been asking for help with email attachments for the last 5 years. It's cool though, he's just a hater on technology. Oh yeah, we say hater. That's our thing.

I am a hater myself.

For example, the English:

(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/395251_10151502544977741_535434127_n.jpg)

WTF?  WTF?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2012, 02:06:49 AM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 01:39:40 AM
Ayo, I'm Chaser and I'm an Australian. You may know my grandson, cris. I don't really care, he rarely visits and never kisses me on the cheek.

This place scares me. Understand that where I'm from, if a thought can't be expressed in 25 words or less, it's better left unsaid. Something in the region of fifty words is a monumental thesis that will be ignored. The only person to have posted more than ONE HUNDRED individual words is Dok. Dok scares me. Even his username is two words. And this place is like, hundreds of Doks.

I haven't voluntarily read a book in about 5 years. You're gonna love me. It took me about 2mgs of Xanax just to write this.

COME AT ME BRAH

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 02:07:27 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 06, 2012, 02:06:49 AM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 01:39:40 AM
Ayo, I'm Chaser and I'm an Australian. You may know my grandson, cris. I don't really care, he rarely visits and never kisses me on the cheek.

This place scares me. Understand that where I'm from, if a thought can't be expressed in 25 words or less, it's better left unsaid. Something in the region of fifty words is a monumental thesis that will be ignored. The only person to have posted more than ONE HUNDRED individual words is Dok. Dok scares me. Even his username is two words. And this place is like, hundreds of Doks.

I haven't voluntarily read a book in about 5 years. You're gonna love me. It took me about 2mgs of Xanax just to write this.

COME AT ME BRAH

Hey there, new guy!

He's Austrian.  You should probably say "Gutentag".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:09:41 AM
wtf lol
This post count system is making me rethink my very shaky understanding of maths.
14...29...
I'm sure it wasn't like that when I was at school.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 02:10:28 AM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:09:41 AM
wtf lol
This post count system is making me rethink my very shaky understanding of maths.
14...29...
I'm sure it wasn't like that when I was at school.

Time is all stretchy here.  By this time last week, you'll have 2000 posts.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on September 06, 2012, 04:42:11 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2012, 06:25:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 02:07:27 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 06, 2012, 02:06:49 AM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 01:39:40 AM
Ayo, I'm Chaser and I'm an Australian. You may know my grandson, cris. I don't really care, he rarely visits and never kisses me on the cheek.

This place scares me. Understand that where I'm from, if a thought can't be expressed in 25 words or less, it's better left unsaid. Something in the region of fifty words is a monumental thesis that will be ignored. The only person to have posted more than ONE HUNDRED individual words is Dok. Dok scares me. Even his username is two words. And this place is like, hundreds of Doks.

I haven't voluntarily read a book in about 5 years. You're gonna love me. It took me about 2mgs of Xanax just to write this.

COME AT ME BRAH

Hey there, new guy!

He's Austrian.  You should probably say "Gutentag".

Hmmmm

I'll try that next time!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 06, 2012, 01:45:41 PM
Hey there, new long troll!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:05:00 PM
...long troll? Idk what that means..

Let's rave together <3
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 06, 2012, 02:33:48 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:05:00 PM
...long troll? Idk what that means..

Let's rave together <3

I support this proposition.

Hello fellow upsidedowner.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on September 06, 2012, 02:58:31 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.

Given that more than 99% of the forum here isn't from Sydney or Melbourne, why don't you bugger off and play elsewhere, then?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.

Just because they can stand fully upright is no reason to hate on them, Chaser.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
I was talking to the Aussie.
And it's a joke, yeah? So chill. My agenda here isn't to troll or be a prick, if that's the impression I was giving off. I was a little bored and I enjoy Dok's posts on our side of things, so I thought I'd come over for a laugh. I don't take myself that seriously and I probably haven't fitted in too well to the culture of this place, judging by the attitude I'm getting.
Give me half a chance, I've barely made 5 posts.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 03:10:05 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
I was talking to the Aussie.
And it's a joke, yeah? So chill. My agenda here isn't to troll or be a prick, if that's the impression I was giving off. I was a little bored and I enjoy Dok's posts on our side of things, so I thought I'd come over for a laugh. I don't take myself that seriously and I probably haven't fitted in too well to the culture of this place, judging by the attitude I'm getting.
Give me half a chance, I've barely made 5 posts.

You have to understand that we're leery of Australians.  In fact, here in Tucson, we paint our doors with blood and jizz to keep You People away (ie, police and upside down people).  It's not that we're SCARED, it's more that we grow annoyed when you bastards insist on stomping up and down the underside of the staircase all night.  We're trying to SLEEP, for fuck's sake.

That's why we all own guns.  Just blast right though the stair risers, and then in the morning pick up the rotten mess with fire tongs, and throw it in the desert somewhere for the coyotes to eat.

It's nothing personal, of course.  It's just that we like our sleep.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 06, 2012, 06:19:59 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:05:54 PM
I was talking to the Aussie.
And it's a joke, yeah? So chill. My agenda here isn't to troll or be a prick, if that's the impression I was giving off. I was a little bored and I enjoy Dok's posts on our side of things, so I thought I'd come over for a laugh. I don't take myself that seriously and I probably haven't fitted in too well to the culture of this place, judging by the attitude I'm getting.
Give me half a chance, I've barely made 5 posts.
I like you.
You are a belligerent asshole.
Remember that we are a bit like a dysfunctional family here.
We don't care that our Bubba-Jay raped all your sheep and strangled your niece, you shouldn't have yelled at him.
What i mean to say is we get soo many trolls that we got kind of defensive and quick to feel butthurt.
So don't take our personal attacks personal and we will try to do the same.

The 'we' i keep talking about is the royal we, meaning 'I'.
Folks around here don't take kindly to being spoken for.

I don't think i am conveying the message i am trying to convey here, so just ignore me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2012, 08:58:24 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.

I found a better forum for you: http://www.glassbeadmakers.net/forum/index.php
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 09:04:04 PM
Boy, I can't wait to organize a beadmaker's meet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 10:26:25 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 06, 2012, 08:58:24 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.

I found a better forum for you: http://www.glassbeadmakers.net/forum/index.php

YOU ARE A BAD PERSON!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on September 06, 2012, 10:56:14 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 06, 2012, 08:58:24 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.

I found a better forum for you: http://www.glassbeadmakers.net/forum/index.php

HAY.  HOW DO I MAKE THIS BEAD FROM YOUR SITE?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2012, 11:49:09 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on September 07, 2012, 12:25:43 AM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.


You're a hemisphobe!!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 07, 2012, 03:22:48 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 02:57:42 PM
If you're not from Sydney or Melbourne, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends.

I'm afraid I'm in Newmanopia.

It's got it's issues, but the sun comes out, and I don't get shot at (Gold Coast is an exception, but spiritually I consider it more part of NSW than Newmanopia.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 07, 2012, 03:31:56 PM
Newmanwhat?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 07, 2012, 03:41:17 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 07, 2012, 03:31:56 PM
Newmanwhat?

Kyu-El-Dee! The land run by the iron fist (and job cutting machete) of Lord Newman.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 07, 2012, 03:48:45 PM
Do many muzzas reside in this land of Lord Newman?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 07, 2012, 04:51:17 PM
I had to look it up. Sounds like a Melbourne thing.

But as far as bogans with massive disposable income go, I live in a mining town, so you can do the math there.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaser on September 07, 2012, 04:57:44 PM
OH RIGHT NEWMAN IS QLD PREMIER DURRR. I'm quick on the uptake like that.

I should go mine in WA for a year or something. $$$$$
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wildberry™ on September 12, 2012, 10:57:14 PM
Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 13, 2012, 01:56:34 AM
Wait a second, this seems familiar.

GUYS I THINK IT'S DARUKO
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on September 13, 2012, 02:02:02 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on September 13, 2012, 08:54:17 AM
Quote from: Wildberry™ on September 12, 2012, 10:57:14 PM
Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?

College season must be back.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 05:35:29 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2012, 05:47:39 AM
Quote from: Wildberry™ on September 12, 2012, 10:57:14 PM
Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?

Waitaminnit...


Fuck.  Someone let Iason back on here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 16, 2012, 05:47:39 AM
Quote from: Wildberry™ on September 12, 2012, 10:57:14 PM
Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?

Waitaminnit...


Fuck.  Someone let Iason back on here.

:omg:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:53:58 AM
My name is Internet Jesus.  Roger lured me here with promises of anal and puppies.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on September 19, 2012, 04:23:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:53:58 AM
My name is Internet Jesus.  Roger lured me here with promises of anal and puppies.

He must like you, he never offers anyone else puppies.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:31:01 AM
I drive a hard bargain, and he said he was up against Sasquatch rape. Not wanting to see my friend's rusty wagon wheel stretched out to unusable dimensions, I settled.

In retrospect I suppose I could have gotten him to throw in a set of Cutco Knives, too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2012, 04:46:11 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:31:01 AM
I drive a hard bargain, and he said he was up against Sasquatch rape. Not wanting to see my friend's rusty wagon wheel stretched out to unusable dimensions, I settled.

In retrospect I suppose I could have gotten him to throw in a set of Cutco Knives, too.

You haven't met Nigel.  She's BAD.  And WRONG.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:49:11 AM
Trust me, buddy, I feel your pain.  And I don't want you losing your ability to make money either.  That's why I'm here to stop the bad touching.

At least until Nigel gives me $50.  Fuck it, I'll take $25 if I can masturbate in the corner while watching.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 19, 2012, 05:36:38 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:49:11 AM
Trust me, buddy, I feel your pain.  And I don't want you losing your ability to make money either.  That's why I'm here to stop the bad touching.

At least until Nigel gives me $50.  Fuck it, I'll take $25 if I can masturbate in the corner while watching.

This one fits in so much better than the other noobs!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 05:44:43 AM
That's only because I'm four beers and two bowls in.  Give me a chance to post when I'm not buzzed, I'll be just as big a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on September 19, 2012, 05:50:27 AM
This new one fills me with glee
I luffles him. :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:14:21 AM
Your only saying that to get access to my back info and vital fluids.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on September 19, 2012, 06:18:38 AM
I do love a shapely back, and I wouldn't object to swapping bodily fluids as long as they are properly contained.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:22:06 AM
Fuck that should have been Bank info.

Goddamned autocorrect, ruining my efforts at comedy since 2009.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on September 19, 2012, 06:25:08 AM
No take backsies, you already offered back pics at least. :fap:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:47:19 AM
Go to the fridge.  Get out a pack of hotdogs.  You are now looking at an accurate representation of my back, minus that random strand or hair and backne.  Fap away.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2012, 07:09:17 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:47:19 AM
Go to the fridge.  Get out a pack of hotdogs.  You are now looking at an accurate representation of my back, minus that random strand or hair and backne.  Fap away.

:horror: :1fap:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 19, 2012, 07:26:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:47:19 AM
Go to the fridge.  Get out a pack of hotdogs.  You are now looking at an accurate representation of my back, minus that random strand or hair and backne.  Fap away.

So aroused right now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 07:58:33 AM
Well yeah, that's why you have the hotdogs.  You can do something about the arousal now. Do I have to explain everything?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2012, 02:49:18 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:49:11 AM
Trust me, buddy, I feel your pain.  And I don't want you losing your ability to make money either.  That's why I'm here to stop the bad touching.

At least until Nigel gives me $50.  Fuck it, I'll take $25 if I can masturbate in the corner while watching.

HEY!  Put my bit down and back away slowly!

:walken:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on September 19, 2012, 03:37:36 PM
Oh, we're keeping this one.   :lol:

He can have puppies, AND kittens, as long as he promises to either not tell us what he's doing with them, or post pics.  Whichever.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:12:02 PM
You should probably wait until I pop off on this and that before you decide to keep me guys.  Just because I can write well doesn't mean I'm not a sociopathic asshole with utterly pedestrian views.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2012, 06:14:58 PM
Sounds like you'll fit right in.

But just to make sure, let me know what you think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2012, 06:16:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:12:02 PM
You should probably wait until I pop off on this and that before you decide to keep me guys.  Just because I can write well doesn't mean I'm not a sociopathic asshole with utterly pedestrian views.

I'm guessing you're not a sociopathic asshole with utterly pedestrian views because Castro there seems to think pretty highly of you, and his reaction to sociopathic assholes with pedestrian views tends to include a different kind of "liking".

So yeah, congrats on the street cred.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
He only thinks that way because he wants to get into my pants.

Which you all should want.  My pants are quite comfy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 19, 2012, 06:56:30 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
He only thinks that way because he wants to get into my pants.

Which you all should want.  My pants are quite comfy.

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

PANTS ARE THE DEVIL!!

PANTS ARE A TOOL OF THE MAN TO KEEP MEN DOWN!!!

MY BITS ARE BEING SMASHED!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 08:37:39 PM
Stop wearing cheap hotel pants (No ballroom).

Alternatively you could wear your pants like all the hippity Hop youths do these days.  Bonus points for doing it while going commando at the same time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 19, 2012, 08:50:03 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

REAL JEANS NOT THAT STRETCH DENIM SHIT. HARD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 20, 2012, 05:12:34 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 06:14:58 PM
Sounds like you'll fit right in.

But just to make sure, let me know what you think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

I missed this earlier, my apologies.  But I'm afraid I'm going to have to call bullshit.  They might have been able to pull off being Bears if they didn't have shots of them topless. A bear is not just a dude with a goatee, goddammit.

I mean, either commit to the joke or don't fucking make it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on September 21, 2012, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

:cramstipated:

:fuckmittens:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 07:54:24 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 21, 2012, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

:cramstipated:

:fuckmittens:

:thanks:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2012, 07:58:13 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 07:54:24 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 21, 2012, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

:cramstipated:

:fuckmittens:

:thanks:

I have decided that trousers are Satanic.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 08:55:58 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 07:58:13 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 07:54:24 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 21, 2012, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

:cramstipated:

:fuckmittens:

:thanks:

I have decided that trousers are Satanic.

MY NEMESIS!

(This is quite appropriate, as my former Nemesis left and just hangs out on Facebook now.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2012, 01:25:23 PM
In a related note, every so often my FB will remind me about the glory that once was the Fingerbox.  It makes me smile.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 06:10:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 21, 2012, 01:25:23 PM
In a related note, every so often my FB will remind me about the glory that once was the Fingerbox.  It makes me smile.

I love Fingerboxes.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2012, 06:13:09 PM
We should make a modest effort in reminding our friends about the fingerbox.

I was into them before they were popular, you know.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on September 21, 2012, 06:49:43 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:55:58 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 07:58:13 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 07:54:24 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 21, 2012, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

:cramstipated:

:fuckmittens:

:thanks:

I have decided that trousers are Satanic.

MY NEMESIS!

(This is quite appropriate, as my former Nemesis left and just hangs out on Facebook now.)

That's not true, though he doesn't hang out anywhere associated with here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2012, 06:49:43 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 08:55:58 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 21, 2012, 07:58:13 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 21, 2012, 07:54:24 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 21, 2012, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

:cramstipated:

:fuckmittens:

:thanks:

I have decided that trousers are Satanic.

MY NEMESIS!

(This is quite appropriate, as my former Nemesis left and just hangs out on Facebook now.)

That's not true, though he doesn't hang out anywhere associated with here.

That's a point well worth going out of the way to make, because obviously I literally meant he doesn't go anywhere or do anything other than hang out on Facebook, online or IRL. Ever.

It's good to have the record set straight.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2012, 08:35:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 21, 2012, 06:13:09 PM
We should make a modest effort in reminding our friends about the fingerbox.

I was into them before they were popular, you know.

They're a classic toy that never gets old!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2012, 09:48:40 PM
Retracted.

And with me.

Which means 3 people were involved.  And his not being here was his choice.  Nobody made him do anything.

Is this really something that has to be dragged around the block again?  Because he DOES look around once in a while, and he has told me on FB that he is really uncomfortable with people talking about him, which I understand 169%.

If he wants to come back, he'll come back.  To say that Nigel is responsible for him leaving is to say (as ECH put it in another situation) that Cram said FUCK YOU to everyone on PD because Nigel and/or I were nasty to him...Which I doubt is actually the case.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on September 21, 2012, 10:02:01 PM
Ive never said nasty, I said row. I miss him and I want him back. I don't care about blame I care about corrective action. But if he doesn't want to be talked about and if that's not the reason so be it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 10:03:19 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2012, 10:02:01 PM
Ive never said nasty, I said row. I miss him and I want him back. I don't care about blame I care about corrective action. But if he doesn't want to be talked about and if that's not the reason so be it.

He'll be back when he's ready.  He's at the Discordian 2011 FB page if you want to run into him.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2012, 10:05:31 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:03:19 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2012, 10:02:01 PM
Ive never said nasty, I said row. I miss him and I want him back. I don't care about blame I care about corrective action. But if he doesn't want to be talked about and if that's not the reason so be it.

He'll be back when he's ready.  He's at the Discordian 2011 FB page if you want to run into him.

Or just randomly mention something related to something you know he might want to talk about on your wall.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 10:06:20 PM
Also, to be precise, he didn't want to see us talking about WHY he left, because it invariably drags up old butthurt, and that's the bit that makes him uncomfortable.

Just for the sake of full disclosure.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on September 21, 2012, 10:32:19 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.
You're right of course, I don't see a side in this I just want the people back, I wouldn't call it pushing it in the persons face rather they are the most likely to get them to return if they broach the subject with them.

Cram asked for it not to be discussed so I am going to be removing my comments from this thread.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2012, 12:13:52 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2012, 09:48:40 PM
Retracted.

And with me.

Which means 3 people were involved.  And his not being here was his choice.  Nobody made him do anything.

Is this really something that has to be dragged around the block again?  Because he DOES look around once in a while, and he has told me on FB that he is really uncomfortable with people talking about him, which I understand 169%.

If he wants to come back, he'll come back.  To say that Nigel is responsible for him leaving is to say (as ECH put it in another situation) that Cram said FUCK YOU to everyone on PD because Nigel and/or I were nasty to him...Which I doubt is actually the case.

I don't know what I missed, but was I really getting chastized for a passing reference, not by name, to someone who isn't here? :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2012, 12:16:13 AM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2012, 10:02:01 PM
Ive never said nasty, I said row. I miss him and I want him back. I don't care about blame I care about corrective action. But if he doesn't want to be talked about and if that's not the reason so be it.

HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE TALKED ABOUT. NOBODY EVER CASUALLY REFERENCE HIM, OR ANYTHING HE HAS DONE, EVEN IN PASSING, EVER AGAIN.

:lulz:

Please. You have GOT to be kidding me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2012, 12:23:02 AM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2012, 10:32:19 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.
You're right of course, I don't see a side in this I just want the people back, I wouldn't call it pushing it in the persons face rather they are the most likely to get them to return if they broach the subject with them.

Cram asked for it not to be discussed so I am going to be removing my comments from this thread.

Why did you even stir it up in the first place? I never mentioned Cram's name, I was expressing why I was happy to have a new nemesis. It wasn't a conversation that was going to go anywhere that had to do with him until you poked it with a stick.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on September 23, 2012, 03:50:34 PM
No comment, you should drop your usual trope though it's becoming a cliche.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.

Women do that too. A lot of them get mad at somebody and she's suddenly "fat" or similar. Meanwhile they have a friend who really IS overweight and they tell them "You're not fat."

How the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Internet Jesus on September 23, 2012, 05:15:10 PM
Because simply saying "I don't like person X" doesn't pack any punch and would not hurt their feelings if it got back to them, and its all about making the other person feel like shit or elevating you by bringing the other down?

Maybe?

I've seen a ton of guys (some friends even) go that same route when, after having whiffed their way down the bar skank ladder on a Friday night, proclaim that "That bar was full of Lesbians".

THE EGO MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 23, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.

Women do that too. A lot of them get mad at somebody and she's suddenly "fat" or similar. Meanwhile they have a friend who really IS overweight and they tell them "You're not fat."

How the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?

When I dislike someone (not mad at, but actually dislike), they stop being attractive.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 23, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.

Women do that too. A lot of them get mad at somebody and she's suddenly "fat" or similar. Meanwhile they have a friend who really IS overweight and they tell them "You're not fat."

How the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?

When I dislike someone (not mad at, but actually dislike), they stop being attractive.

I get that. They go from having eyes like stars to sociopathic dead fish eyes. They do that little thing with their mouth that makes you want to UUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

But they don't gain fifty pounds or age twenty years.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 23, 2012, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 23, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.

Women do that too. A lot of them get mad at somebody and she's suddenly "fat" or similar. Meanwhile they have a friend who really IS overweight and they tell them "You're not fat."

How the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?

When I dislike someone (not mad at, but actually dislike), they stop being attractive.

I get that. They go from having eyes like stars to sociopathic dead fish eyes. They do that little thing with their mouth that makes you want to UUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

But they don't gain fifty pounds or age twenty years.

On the other hand, when I LIKE someone, I can cheerfully ignore 20 years or 50 pounds, and the person becomes to some degree attractive.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 23, 2012, 07:54:35 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 23, 2012, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 23, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.

Women do that too. A lot of them get mad at somebody and she's suddenly "fat" or similar. Meanwhile they have a friend who really IS overweight and they tell them "You're not fat."

How the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?

When I dislike someone (not mad at, but actually dislike), they stop being attractive.

I get that. They go from having eyes like stars to sociopathic dead fish eyes. They do that little thing with their mouth that makes you want to UUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

But they don't gain fifty pounds or age twenty years.

On the other hand, when I LIKE someone, I can cheerfully ignore 20 years or 50 pounds, and the person becomes to some degree attractive.

Yep. Makes all the difference in the world.  :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 23, 2012, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 23, 2012, 07:49:10 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 23, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.

Women do that too. A lot of them get mad at somebody and she's suddenly "fat" or similar. Meanwhile they have a friend who really IS overweight and they tell them "You're not fat."

How the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?

When I dislike someone (not mad at, but actually dislike), they stop being attractive.

I get that. They go from having eyes like stars to sociopathic dead fish eyes. They do that little thing with their mouth that makes you want to UUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

But they don't gain fifty pounds or age twenty years.

On the other hand, when I LIKE someone, I can cheerfully ignore 20 years or 50 pounds, and the person becomes to some degree attractive.

This is the basis for my new fad diet, the "Attraction Distraction Diet". You can eat whatever you want, do as much or as little exercise as you feel like doing, and even go for days or weeks without bathing. All you have to do is make me LOVE you, and you'll magically (and instantly!) become one of the Beautiful People.

For those of you who are interested in trying the Attraction Distraction diet, it works like this:

A) You give me money
B) I send you a letter telling you whether or not the amount of money you sent has resulted in me loving you.
C) If it has, YOU ARE NOW ATTRACTIVE! YAY!. But keep up regular payments to maintain my burning desire.
D) If it hasn't, send more money.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on September 23, 2012, 11:10:12 PM
Awesome!  A way to enjoy the BEST life has to offer AND keep my wife interested.  Sign me up to your program.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ayotollah of Ass on September 24, 2012, 03:27:53 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PMHow the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?

Because "I'm pissed off at you" suggests the problem is the speaker, whereas "you're a controlling asshole and you're ugly" clearly puts the problem on the other person and is presumably said when the speaker knows the other person well enough to think they may be insecure about being too assertive and/or their looks?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2012, 04:15:30 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 23, 2012, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 10:20:38 PM
Interestingly enough, Epimetheus (now "skipped town") has also left, and an equally good argument could be made to say I "made him leave" by not taking his shit.

Likewise, Trip and I got in a row over some ancient shit, and he hasn't been on since.  I doubt that it was the row in his case, though, as he's from Northern Belgium, and they are made of sterner stuff.

Interestingly enough, bringing up these sorts of things causes MORE butthurt and not LESS, because it's not like one "side" is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys, right?  You have a situation where there was an argument, one in which both "sides" got royally pissed off.  One person or group left (maybe because of the row and maybe not), and the other didn't.  Slamming the row back in the face of the person or people that DIDN'T leave isn't going to fix anything1, it's just going to perpetuate the problem.




1  Unless it's a case of someone saying "I'll come back if that bastard X leaves", in which case fuck 'em, but I don't think that either Cram or 000 is saying anything like that.

And I apparently made Joh-Nyx leave because I said that it bums me out when guys insist that women whose personalities they find repellent are actually physically ugly. I actually still don't know if that's why he left, but he left on the heels of that without saying anything, so I kind of assumed.

We're bad people, Roger. We're the cancer that's killing PD.

Women do that too. A lot of them get mad at somebody and she's suddenly "fat" or similar. Meanwhile they have a friend who really IS overweight and they tell them "You're not fat."

How the hell did "fat", "old", "unattractive", etc. become a euphemism for "somebody I'm pissed off at"?

It's easier than addressing the real issues.

Women do do it, too, and you're right, they overwhelmingly do it to other women. It's pretty sad.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: NrrdGrrl on September 29, 2012, 09:05:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM
Welcome to Discordia.  We hope you enjoy your stay, whether that be a 3 day butthurt trollfest, or 10 years of screeching and hollering with the best of 'em.  Our membership grows and contracts, as the people who don't understand the concept join, get "enlightened", and then either flee, or join the sediment at the bottom.  We function much like a septic tank:  All the light stuff gets pumped out, leaving a horrible load of goodness in the bottom.  We are the sediment of the internet...It's not particularly pleasant, but we like it that way.

A few things worth mentioning:

We've all read the Principia Discordia.  You are not required to tell us all about it.

We aren't "Real Discordians™", whatever that is.  We're not really into random gibberish ("word salad"), kaos magick, or spending hours and hours determining which music (or whatever) deserves the name brand of Discordian™.

Don't feel the need to wow us on your first day.  We're actually more impressed by an honest introduction, and your thoughts on the weird shit we talk about.  Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us.  Things will develop naturally from there...There's no need to rush things.

If you feel that the mods or admins are giving you an undue ration of shit on an "official" level (ie, you were modded unfairly), contact East Coast Hustle, or any other uninvolved admin.  Do NOT pm The Mgt.

We like rants and bad photoshop.  Quality of writing or shooping is meaningless.  It's all about the WRATH, so spout until your guts bleed.

We like hearing about pranks.  Bear in mind, of course, that this is the interbutts, and be careful how much information you put out there.  The government probably isn't watching us...but we'll fix THAT!

The search function doesn't work.  This is because the guy who runs the server is a communist and hates America™.  You have to go digging by hand.  It's worth it, though, there's some really good nuggets in there.

It is generally considered to be both foolish and dangerous to hit "mark all messages read", as that button is hooked into some software nastiness installed by the guy who runs the server, who kisses terrorists.  On the beard.  He makes everyone call him "Joseph Stalin", and he kicks babies off of overpasses whenever he's allowed out of his cage/server room.

There is no secret Pogs forum.  This was an rumor started by irresponsible members from Portland, Oregon, because we made fun of their little Brad Pitt hats.  Fucking hipsters.

There ain't no parking on the dance floor.

Well, that's about it.  If you're dumb enough to stick around, we look forward to your introduction.  We are not responsible for personality issues caused by this board.  Last thing:  We yell a lot.  It's not personal.  We're just very, very serious about having a good time.

:responsible:

Hi. In case anybody cares, I'm introducing myself. I'm NrrdGrrl and I'm new. (I know my s/n is not original, but I don't give a fuck. It suits me.) If you couldn't tell by my name, I am a lady, but I don't act like one. I'm also new to the concept of Discordianism. I guess I would call myself an agnostic, but love to learn about new concepts, theories, ideas, etc. This site seemed interesting, so I decided to stick around and check it out. That is all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 29, 2012, 09:18:50 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 29, 2012, 09:21:07 PM
Hello NG!

This is one of the more down to earth intros I've seen in awhile.  8)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Richter on September 29, 2012, 10:37:04 PM
Welcome, and all.  The 4 year old joke is "The pool is on the roof"

Yeah, it's not so good anymore.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on September 29, 2012, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on September 29, 2012, 10:37:04 PM
Welcome, and all.  The 4 year old joke is "The pool is on the roof"

Yeah, it's not so good anymore.

What about we replace the pool with a dog?

And hello, new person.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 29, 2012, 11:01:50 PM
Hi there.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on September 30, 2012, 12:34:01 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on September 29, 2012, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on September 29, 2012, 10:37:04 PM
Welcome, and all.  The 4 year old joke is "The pool is on the roof"

Yeah, it's not so good anymore.

What about we replace the pool with a dog?

And hello, new person.


I think there are a couple of dogs already in the pool.  Apparently they aren't ALL good swimmers.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Richter on September 30, 2012, 02:57:20 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 30, 2012, 12:34:01 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on September 29, 2012, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on September 29, 2012, 10:37:04 PM
Welcome, and all.  The 4 year old joke is "The pool is on the roof"

Yeah, it's not so good anymore.

What about we replace the pool with a dog?

And hello, new person.


I think there are a couple of dogs already in the pool.  Apparently they aren't ALL good swimmers.

It's not so good anymore.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 30, 2012, 03:43:11 AM
Quote from: NrrdGrrl on September 29, 2012, 09:05:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM
Welcome to Discordia.  We hope you enjoy your stay, whether that be a 3 day butthurt trollfest, or 10 years of screeching and hollering with the best of 'em.  Our membership grows and contracts, as the people who don't understand the concept join, get "enlightened", and then either flee, or join the sediment at the bottom.  We function much like a septic tank:  All the light stuff gets pumped out, leaving a horrible load of goodness in the bottom.  We are the sediment of the internet...It's not particularly pleasant, but we like it that way.

A few things worth mentioning:

We've all read the Principia Discordia.  You are not required to tell us all about it.

We aren't "Real Discordians™", whatever that is.  We're not really into random gibberish ("word salad"), kaos magick, or spending hours and hours determining which music (or whatever) deserves the name brand of Discordian™.

Don't feel the need to wow us on your first day.  We're actually more impressed by an honest introduction, and your thoughts on the weird shit we talk about.  Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us.  Things will develop naturally from there...There's no need to rush things.

If you feel that the mods or admins are giving you an undue ration of shit on an "official" level (ie, you were modded unfairly), contact East Coast Hustle, or any other uninvolved admin.  Do NOT pm The Mgt.

We like rants and bad photoshop.  Quality of writing or shooping is meaningless.  It's all about the WRATH, so spout until your guts bleed.

We like hearing about pranks.  Bear in mind, of course, that this is the interbutts, and be careful how much information you put out there.  The government probably isn't watching us...but we'll fix THAT!

The search function doesn't work.  This is because the guy who runs the server is a communist and hates America™.  You have to go digging by hand.  It's worth it, though, there's some really good nuggets in there.

It is generally considered to be both foolish and dangerous to hit "mark all messages read", as that button is hooked into some software nastiness installed by the guy who runs the server, who kisses terrorists.  On the beard.  He makes everyone call him "Joseph Stalin", and he kicks babies off of overpasses whenever he's allowed out of his cage/server room.

There is no secret Pogs forum.  This was an rumor started by irresponsible members from Portland, Oregon, because we made fun of their little Brad Pitt hats.  Fucking hipsters.

There ain't no parking on the dance floor.

Well, that's about it.  If you're dumb enough to stick around, we look forward to your introduction.  We are not responsible for personality issues caused by this board.  Last thing:  We yell a lot.  It's not personal.  We're just very, very serious about having a good time.

:responsible:

Hi. In case anybody cares, I'm introducing myself. I'm NrrdGrrl and I'm new. (I know my s/n is not original, but I don't give a fuck. It suits me.) If you couldn't tell by my name, I am a lady, but I don't act like one. I'm also new to the concept of Discordianism. I guess I would call myself an agnostic, but love to learn about new concepts, theories, ideas, etc. This site seemed interesting, so I decided to stick around and check it out. That is all.


I like yrr avatrr.

Welcome to the frrum
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:10:00 PM
Hey! Umm... I've probably seemed stupid during my short time on here. Word Salad is not something I am usually fond of, but I read ee cummings earlier...  DAMN YOU POETRY!

Anyway, I'm Abbi, Chromia, or Banana Lady, depending on your cognitive preferency jargon jibberish. I like the idea of games, as in life being a game and crazy weird philosophical stuff like that. I also like animation and horror movies! So, yeah, I'm me, and probably not you. Bye!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on October 09, 2012, 07:16:55 PM
Hey there!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 07:26:29 PM
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:10:00 PM
Hey! Umm... I've probably seemed stupid during my short time on here. Word Salad is not something I am usually fond of, but I read ee cummings earlier...  DAMN YOU POETRY!

Anyway, I'm Abbi, Chromia, or Banana Lady, depending on your cognitive preferency jargon jibberish. I like the idea of games, as in life being a game and crazy weird philosophical stuff like that. I also like animation and horror movies! So, yeah, I'm me, and probably not you. Bye!

Um...bye?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on October 09, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
I disbelieve that the Chromia poster is 23.  13-19, maybe.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 07:28:55 PM
Doesn't matter.  She reads e e cummings, so she can't be all bad.

He is, after all, the man who wrote "there is some shit I will not eat."
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2012, 07:31:54 PM
Hi new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
I disbelieve that the Chromia poster is 23.  13-19, maybe.

Nope! I type with a stream of thought style, so I don't edit myself or anything.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Oh, uh... I hope you're good at that.  Since the written word is the majority of how we communicate here, you'll find that a lot of us are kind of sticklers about coherence, or at least syntax.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 07:36:01 PM
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:32:56 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
I disbelieve that the Chromia poster is 23.  13-19, maybe.

Nope! I type with a stream of thought style, so I don't edit myself or anything.

From the OP:

QuoteQuality of writing or shooping is meaningless.

Rant your guts up.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 07:37:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Oh, uh... I hope you're good at that.  Since the written word is the majority of how we communicate here, you'll find that a lot of us are kind of sticklers about coherence, or at least syntax.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Stream of consciousness DOES occasionally lead to excess butthurt, though.  And she seems to have a grasp of paragraphs, so how bad can it be?

HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

HOW BAD CAN IT BE?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on October 09, 2012, 07:40:42 PM
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:32:56 PM
Nope! I type with a stream of thought style,

Indeed.  I think that's how most people type. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on October 09, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 07:37:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 07:34:18 PM
Oh, uh... I hope you're good at that.  Since the written word is the majority of how we communicate here, you'll find that a lot of us are kind of sticklers about coherence, or at least syntax.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Stream of consciousness DOES occasionally lead to excess butthurt, though.  And she seems to have a grasp of paragraphs, so how bad can it be?

HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

:responsible:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2012, 07:43:27 PM
And then Chromia was Kerouac.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
:responsible:

Why does my living room look like it's full of lava lamps or some shit?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on October 09, 2012, 07:48:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
:responsible:

Why does my living room look like it's full of lava lamps or some shit?

It's because you and Alty got fucking hammered that week.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 07:50:50 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:48:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
:responsible:

Why does my living room look like it's full of lava lamps or some shit?

It's because you and Alty got fucking hammered that week.

WTF?  Do I LOOK hammered?  No.  I am standing at an odd angle.  If I was hammered, I would have fallen down.  I am in fact a Holy Man™, who does not drink to excess as it is beneath my dignity.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on October 09, 2012, 07:55:53 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 07:50:50 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:48:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 09, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
:responsible:

Why does my living room look like it's full of lava lamps or some shit?

It's because you and Alty got fucking hammered that week.

WTF?  Do I LOOK hammered?  No.  I am standing at an odd angle.  If I was hammered, I would have fallen down.  I am in fact a Holy Man™, who does not drink to excess as it is beneath my dignity.

You're at the stage of hammered which does not undercut your dignity.  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 07:56:27 PM
Also, even IF I was drunk THEN, that doesn't explain why the picture is all blurry NOW.

You People make NO SENSE!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2012, 07:59:41 PM
That amount of drunkeness crossed the relativity barrier, which means every time you look at it, you experience non-local inebriation.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 08:03:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 07:59:41 PM
That amount of drunkeness crossed the relativity barrier, which means every time you look at it, you experience non-local inebriation.

I was gonna say, it wasn't the bigfoot rule, on account of I had a shirt on.

But the pic being bombarded in "Drunkon" particles is perfectly reasonable.  But they were coming from Alty.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 08:09:47 PM
Perhaps the Drunkon particles got transmitted via Multiverse to our lives, so now we are seeing in Yellow-Vision?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on October 09, 2012, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 08:03:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 07:59:41 PM
That amount of drunkeness crossed the relativity barrier, which means every time you look at it, you experience non-local inebriation.

I was gonna say, it wasn't the bigfoot rule, on account of I had a shirt on.

But the pic being bombarded in "Drunkon" particles is perfectly reasonable. But they were coming from Alty.

Mmm hmm.   :lol: 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 08:18:33 PM
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 08:09:47 PM
Perhaps the Drunkon particles got transmitted via Multiverse to our lives, so now we are seeing in Yellow-Vision?

No, Man Yellow is yellow because he is yellow in color.  Same thing goes for Man Green.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
Hi there, registered on the board over 6 months ago and I've been an occasional lurker since. I would hate coming across as a self-boasting prick by arrogantly introducing myself but I'll give it a try.

I'm a 23-year-old Dutchie and reside in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. Technically speaking I'm a student since I enrolled at a college somewhere, but in 'reality' I've been slacking around for the past 2,5 years. Started out as a batshit crazy conspiracy theorist some 3 years ago, and gradually developed a more or less saner mindset which led me to the likes of Robert Anton Wilson, Terrence McKenna and Alan Watts. I've read the Illuminatus Trilogy (while realising I've been a little deluded dupe most my life) and I'm currently reading Cosmic Trigger. Unknowingly at the time, I think Eris manifested herself to me in various disguises over the years but in hindsight, I know it was her.

See you guys in another 6 months.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 10, 2012, 02:08:06 PM
Another Belgiumspag. 

Welcome!  You may be able to track down Triple Zero.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 02:32:35 PM
Urban dictionary tells me spag is commonly used by discordians, extremely tiny case of synchronicity?

While lurking I did notice another Dutch poster, where are you? I need you!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 10, 2012, 02:34:48 PM
No, we put that in there.

I mean, YES!  ZOMG! BBQ!  SYNCHRONICITY!

:magick:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 02:34:58 PM
And on another note, don't mind my SPAG - it's atrocious.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 10, 2012, 03:18:41 PM
I'd be interested to hear which conspiracies started you off, as I tend to keep a bunch of conspiracy literature on my laptop.  I have something of a soft spot for David Icke, I will admit...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 07:48:36 PM
It all started by watching the Zeitgeist documentary in which they hinted on 9/11 being an inside job. And thus I started to "research", as 9/11 cooks say, the grand scheme behind the destruction of the WTC. After a while 9/11 started to bore me and I switched onto the staunch anti-Roman Catholic, "the Jesuits are running the world" side of the global conspiracy. Which in the end led me to believe the Dutch intelligence agency was watching me since I now was aware it's not the masons, CFR, jews or other usual suspects plotting for one-world government, but in fact the kiddie porn fanboys from Rome who were pulling the strings.

I gladly enough was never drawn by the likes of Alex Jones and all the other screaming patriots (except for Bill Cooper) but I did follow Jordan Maxwell's conspiracy candy for a while. Besides him, I listened to most of the other household names in conspiracy land: such as Alan Watt, Eric Jon Phelps and Webster Tarpley. And within the field of 9/11 conspiracies, a guy named Nico Haupt and Simon Shack of the September Clues movie/website used to be predominant in my daily doses of conspiracy candy.

Needless to say, I had quite a laugh in hindsight realising I've been had all along.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 10, 2012, 07:49:28 PM
You should check out Jeff Wells when you have the time.  I think you'd dig him.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 07:52:40 PM
When David Icke isn't dealing with his bloody, shapeshiting reptilians then I must say it's not too bad. But I just can't look, or listen to the guy without having a good laugh about the lizard Queen at Buckingham Palace.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 07:53:47 PM
Never heard of that Jeff Wells before, will have a looksy tomorrow.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2012, 12:21:01 AM
Quote from: Chromia on October 09, 2012, 07:10:00 PM
Hey! Umm... I've probably seemed stupid during my short time on here. Word Salad is not something I am usually fond of, but I read ee cummings earlier...  DAMN YOU POETRY!

Anyway, I'm Abbi, Chromia, or Banana Lady, depending on your cognitive preferency jargon jibberish. I like the idea of games, as in life being a game and crazy weird philosophical stuff like that. I also like animation and horror movies! So, yeah, I'm me, and probably not you. Bye!

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2012, 12:23:15 AM
Quote from: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
Hi there, registered on the board over 6 months ago and I've been an occasional lurker since. I would hate coming across as a self-boasting prick by arrogantly introducing myself but I'll give it a try.

I'm a 23-year-old Dutchie and reside in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. Technically speaking I'm a student since I enrolled at a college somewhere, but in 'reality' I've been slacking around for the past 2,5 years. Started out as a batshit crazy conspiracy theorist some 3 years ago, and gradually developed a more or less saner mindset which led me to the likes of Robert Anton Wilson, Terrence McKenna and Alan Watts. I've read the Illuminatus Trilogy (while realising I've been a little deluded dupe most my life) and I'm currently reading Cosmic Trigger. Unknowingly at the time, I think Eris manifested herself to me in various disguises over the years but in hindsight, I know it was her.

See you guys in another 6 months.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 11, 2012, 01:27:15 AM
Quote from: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
Hi there, registered on the board over 6 months ago and I've been an occasional lurker since. I would hate coming across as a self-boasting prick by arrogantly introducing myself but I'll give it a try.

I'm a 23-year-old Dutchie and reside in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. Technically speaking I'm a student since I enrolled at a college somewhere, but in 'reality' I've been slacking around for the past 2,5 years. Started out as a batshit crazy conspiracy theorist some 3 years ago, and gradually developed a more or less saner mindset which led me to the likes of Robert Anton Wilson, Terrence McKenna and Alan Watts. I've read the Illuminatus Trilogy (while realising I've been a little deluded dupe most my life) and I'm currently reading Cosmic Trigger. Unknowingly at the time, I think Eris manifested herself to me in various disguises over the years but in hindsight, I know it was her.

See you guys in another 6 months.

This isn't going to work out for you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 11, 2012, 01:44:30 AM
I like the Dutch one so far.

Chromia might be OK after all, too.  :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Black Pope on October 11, 2012, 01:15:59 PM
Quote from: vȝx on October 11, 2012, 01:27:15 AM
Quote from: Black Pope on October 10, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
Hi there, registered on the board over 6 months ago and I've been an occasional lurker since. I would hate coming across as a self-boasting prick by arrogantly introducing myself but I'll give it a try.

I'm a 23-year-old Dutchie and reside in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. Technically speaking I'm a student since I enrolled at a college somewhere, but in 'reality' I've been slacking around for the past 2,5 years. Started out as a batshit crazy conspiracy theorist some 3 years ago, and gradually developed a more or less saner mindset which led me to the likes of Robert Anton Wilson, Terrence McKenna and Alan Watts. I've read the Illuminatus Trilogy (while realising I've been a little deluded dupe most my life) and I'm currently reading Cosmic Trigger. Unknowingly at the time, I think Eris manifested herself to me in various disguises over the years but in hindsight, I know it was her.

See you guys in another 6 months.

This isn't going to work out for you.

Good to know.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 06:59:22 AM
Hello folks. It's a truly astronomical pleasure to be making all your collective acquaintancies. I've been walking the winding and strange-odored path of Eris for just over two years now and the pursuit of understanding the world from a Discordian perspective has taken me from a degenerate slacker with a passing interest in philosophy and a tiny dick, to an eminent genius, a veritable demigod of humility with a mean ontological streak, known for being horse-hung.

Can't wait to descend into the debauchery with you fine individuals.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2012, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 06:59:22 AM
Hello folks. It's a truly astronomical pleasure to be making all your collective acquaintancies. I've been walking the winding and strange-odored path of Eris for just over two years now and the pursuit of understanding the world from a Discordian perspective has taken me from a degenerate slacker with a passing interest in philosophy and a tiny dick, to an eminent genius, a veritable demigod of humility with a mean ontological streak, known for being horse-hung.

Can't wait to descend into the debauchery with you fine individuals.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Wait -- did you just announce that since finding your Discordia, you've become a massive prick?


If so, you're among friends.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 03:02:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 15, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Wait -- did you just announce that since finding your Discordia, you've become a massive prick?


If so, you're among friends.

Keep this one.  Don't let Nigel near him, she'll just wreck it for everyone else.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 15, 2012, 03:50:06 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Hi, new person.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on October 15, 2012, 04:38:54 PM
Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Able Kane on October 15, 2012, 06:20:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 15, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Wait -- did you just announce that since finding your Discordia, you've become a massive prick?


If so, you're among friends.
Thank gods, the last four doors I've knocked on have been nothing but fluffy hippies and kool-aid drinkers! It's good to meet some people who regard their insanity with utmost clarity (I've always said a good bout of mania is like spring cleaning for the brain)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 15, 2012, 06:27:31 PM
Honeymoon phase countdown initiated. Stern damage in T-120.

WILL OUR HERO BE ABLE TO STOP THE CLOCK? OR WILL THE TIRED ROUTINE OF CYNICISM CONTINUE SELF-PERPETUATING INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF TIME?

Tune in to find out when everyone at PD quits doing all the IRL shit they're apparently doing right now and log back on here where they're supposed to be!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 06:30:11 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:27:31 PM
Honeymoon phase countdown initiated. Stern damage in T-120.

WILL OUR HERO BE ABLE TO STOP THE CLOCK? OR WILL THE TIRED ROUTINE OF CYNICISM CONTINUE SELF-PERPETUATING INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF TIME?

Tune in to find out when everyone at PD quits doing all the IRL shit they're apparently doing right now and log back on here where they're supposed to be!

I'm sorry our Discordia is not up to your standards, V3x.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 15, 2012, 06:37:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 06:30:11 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:27:31 PM
Honeymoon phase countdown initiated. Stern damage in T-120.

WILL OUR HERO BE ABLE TO STOP THE CLOCK? OR WILL THE TIRED ROUTINE OF CYNICISM CONTINUE SELF-PERPETUATING INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF TIME?

Tune in to find out when everyone at PD quits doing all the IRL shit they're apparently doing right now and log back on here where they're supposed to be!

I'm sorry our Discordia is not up to your standards, V3x.

You know that thread was entirely tongue in cheek right?
I'm just having one of those days.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:37:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 06:30:11 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:27:31 PM
Honeymoon phase countdown initiated. Stern damage in T-120.

WILL OUR HERO BE ABLE TO STOP THE CLOCK? OR WILL THE TIRED ROUTINE OF CYNICISM CONTINUE SELF-PERPETUATING INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF TIME?

Tune in to find out when everyone at PD quits doing all the IRL shit they're apparently doing right now and log back on here where they're supposed to be!

I'm sorry our Discordia is not up to your standards, V3x.

You know that thread was entirely tongue in cheek right?
I'm just having one of those days.

Between this and your thread, I wasn't sure.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 15, 2012, 06:40:21 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:37:41 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 06:30:11 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:27:31 PM
Honeymoon phase countdown initiated. Stern damage in T-120.

WILL OUR HERO BE ABLE TO STOP THE CLOCK? OR WILL THE TIRED ROUTINE OF CYNICISM CONTINUE SELF-PERPETUATING INTO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF TIME?

Tune in to find out when everyone at PD quits doing all the IRL shit they're apparently doing right now and log back on here where they're supposed to be!

I'm sorry our Discordia is not up to your standards, V3x.

You know that thread was entirely tongue in cheek right?
I'm just having one of those days.

Between this and your thread, I wasn't sure.

well... you can be sure.

I just feel a deep angst today. It's like being a teenager again, except I don't have the luxury of pretending adulthood will be any different. Unfortunately I have nowhere to shit but on the fine people here, because I'm tired of [xxxforums.com].
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2012, 12:25:32 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 03:02:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 15, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Wait -- did you just announce that since finding your Discordia, you've become a massive prick?


If so, you're among friends.

Keep this one.  Don't let Nigel near him, she'll just wreck it for everyone else.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Arim the Backwards One on November 17, 2012, 12:46:17 AM
Hi everyone!
Some of you might remember me. Yknow, that quiet, cosplaying, roleplaying and generally pretty awkward Dane that popped up for about a year ago and somehow managed to make friends (or at least something somewhat close to friendly affections) with some of you, and then still only managing to stay around for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I don't really blame you if you don't remember.
Anygays, I rediscovered my interest in Discordianism, and I had somehow managed to forget that I actually quite liked it here. So I decided to try and give these forums a shot again, and hopefully I'll stick around a bit longer this longer. Even though I probably will mostly be lurking.
I'm not completely sure if this is the right place to post, since I've technically already introduced myself, but hopefully you won't skin me or anything if it's wrong. Figured that this would be the best place to let anyone who might care know that I'm active again, and also say hello to any new people who came after I left. Hello!
(Also is The Adventures of Waffle Iron still a thing that is going on? Because I just read through the whole thread and I'm still giggling.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 17, 2012, 01:04:25 AM
Quote from: Arim the Backwards One on November 17, 2012, 12:46:17 AM
Hi everyone!
Some of you might remember me. Yknow, that quiet, cosplaying, roleplaying and generally pretty awkward Dane that popped up for about a year ago and somehow managed to make friends (or at least something somewhat close to friendly affections) with some of you, and then still only managing to stay around for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I don't really blame you if you don't remember.
Anygays, I rediscovered my interest in Discordianism, and I had somehow managed to forget that I actually quite liked it here. So I decided to try and give these forums a shot again, and hopefully I'll stick around a bit longer this longer. Even though I probably will mostly be lurking.
I'm not completely sure if this is the right place to post, since I've technically already introduced myself, but hopefully you won't skin me or anything if it's wrong. Figured that this would be the best place to let anyone who might care know that I'm active again, and also say hello to any new people who came after I left. Hello!
(Also is The Adventures of Waffle Iron still a thing that is going on? Because I just read through the whole thread and I'm still giggling.)

HEY DANISH PERSON WELCOME BACK AND WHILE YOU ARE HERE SEND TWID SOME BEES SO HE WILL GET BACK TO WORK ON THE WAFFLE SAGA!!!!!

ALSO HELLO AND WELCOME BACK!!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Arim the Backwards One on November 17, 2012, 01:30:08 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 17, 2012, 01:04:25 AM
Quote from: Arim the Backwards One on November 17, 2012, 12:46:17 AM
Hi everyone!
Some of you might remember me. Yknow, that quiet, cosplaying, roleplaying and generally pretty awkward Dane that popped up for about a year ago and somehow managed to make friends (or at least something somewhat close to friendly affections) with some of you, and then still only managing to stay around for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I don't really blame you if you don't remember.
Anygays, I rediscovered my interest in Discordianism, and I had somehow managed to forget that I actually quite liked it here. So I decided to try and give these forums a shot again, and hopefully I'll stick around a bit longer this longer. Even though I probably will mostly be lurking.
I'm not completely sure if this is the right place to post, since I've technically already introduced myself, but hopefully you won't skin me or anything if it's wrong. Figured that this would be the best place to let anyone who might care know that I'm active again, and also say hello to any new people who came after I left. Hello!
(Also is The Adventures of Waffle Iron still a thing that is going on? Because I just read through the whole thread and I'm still giggling.)

HEY DANISH PERSON WELCOME BACK AND WHILE YOU ARE HERE SEND TWID SOME BEES SO HE WILL GET BACK TO WORK ON THE WAFFLE SAGA!!!!!

ALSO HELLO AND WELCOME BACK!!!!

THANK YOU, AND HELLO TO YOU TOO!
(Caps Lock should always be answered with Caps Lock)

I will! I would love to see that saga continued, because it is one of the most perfect things in existence. I actually think there was talk about me being in it, too, but that might as well have been wishful thinking from my side...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on November 17, 2012, 01:45:18 AM
Velkommen tilbage, Arim! Great to have you back.  :)





Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 01:52:07 AM
Seems to be a bit of creeping Belgianism going on here.

Almost like they're infiltrating.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Arim the Backwards One on November 17, 2012, 02:42:19 AM
Quote from: McCarthyesque Leninist on November 17, 2012, 01:45:18 AM
Velkommen tilbage, Arim! Great to have you back.  :)

Mange tak!  :)
(and now I'll be heading for bed since it's 4 o'clock in the night here)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2012, 03:19:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 01:52:07 AM
Seems to be a bit of creeping Belgianism going on here.

Almost like they're infiltrating.

OHSHIT! :tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on November 17, 2012, 04:46:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 01:52:07 AM
Seems to be a bit of creeping Belgianism going on here.

Almost like they're infiltrating.

Belgians do not intentionally infiltrate.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 17, 2012, 02:00:47 PM
Arim! Good to see ya!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 04:03:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 17, 2012, 04:46:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 01:52:07 AM
Seems to be a bit of creeping Belgianism going on here.

Almost like they're infiltrating.

Belgians do not intentionally infiltrate.

Does that make a difference?  I can hear the bastards in my dreams, clopping along stealthily in their wooden shoes.  Pretty soon everyone around us will be wearing turtlenecks and listening to death metal.

:shudder:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2012, 06:37:20 PM
INTENTIONALLY.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 17, 2012, 08:58:50 PM
Belgians don't do anything with intent. They're the zombie apocalypse.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on November 17, 2012, 10:37:13 PM
Everyone SHOULD be listening to death metal, just saying.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Arim the Backwards One on November 18, 2012, 10:24:32 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 17, 2012, 02:00:47 PM
Arim! Good to see ya!

Thanks!  :)

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 17, 2012, 10:37:13 PM
Everyone SHOULD be listening to death metal, just saying.

I second this.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 18, 2012, 11:19:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 04:03:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 17, 2012, 04:46:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2012, 01:52:07 AM
Seems to be a bit of creeping Belgianism going on here.

Almost like they're infiltrating.

Belgians do not intentionally infiltrate.

Does that make a difference?  I can hear the bastards in my dreams, clopping along stealthily in their wooden shoes.  Pretty soon everyone around us will be wearing turtlenecks and listening to death metal.

:shudder:

Not turtlenecks! Fuck!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 18, 2012, 11:19:44 PM
Quote from: Arim the Backwards One on November 18, 2012, 10:24:32 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 17, 2012, 02:00:47 PM
Arim! Good to see ya!

Thanks!  :)

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 17, 2012, 10:37:13 PM
Everyone SHOULD be listening to death metal, just saying.

I second this.

I remember you!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 18, 2012, 11:23:08 PM
Also, Adventures of Waffle Iron is still ongoing but several months late. But, it is 6:30 on a Sunday in Boston and my laundry is almost done. So. I'll take a look, see where I left off and dig through and see if I was in the process of making the next one or if I have to remember what I was going to do.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Juana on November 18, 2012, 11:39:45 PM
CALMING MANATEE!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 18, 2012, 11:43:27 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 18, 2012, 11:39:45 PM
CALMING MANATEE!

Ah yes!

That's what tabs are for, I reckon!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chaorem on November 20, 2012, 01:41:45 PM
Total time logged in: 6 minutes. That's a lie right there. No F'n way it took me 6 minutes to click last page and reply.

And Hello.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 01:43:03 PM
Quote from: Chaorem on November 20, 2012, 01:41:45 PM
Total time logged in: 6 minutes. That's a lie right there. No F'n way it took me 6 minutes to click last page and reply.

And Hello.

Time works differently here, on account of the forum being run by an Irishman and programmed by some kind of Belgian or other.  I think they're using the metric system.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:35:43 PM
100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 100 hours in a day, 10 days in the working week

WELCOME TO PROGRESS!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:35:43 PM
100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 100 hours in a day, 10 days in the working week

WELCOME TO PROGRESS!!!

Don't think we can't hear you woad-smeared savages laughing up there in your frozen rockpile.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:43:39 PM
Even if you can't hear us, we're still laughing. The maniacal cackle that comes when you're having the kind of fun that leaves emotional scars so deep they're indistinguishable from physical ones.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 03:46:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:43:39 PM
Even if you can't hear us, we're still laughing. The maniacal cackle that comes when you're having the kind of fun that leaves emotional scars so deep they're indistinguishable from physical ones.

You just described my sex life.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.

He's not really...SERIOUS about having a good time, then?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:03:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.

He's not really...SERIOUS about having a good time, then?

You haven't met his daughter.  She's her mother, in miniature, a comparison which would cause the little darling to have a seizure on the spot.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:03:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.

He's not really...SERIOUS about having a good time, then?

You haven't met his daughter.  She's her mother, in miniature, a comparison which would cause the little darling to have a seizure on the spot.

Make comparison, webcam it.  Post on PD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Guide on November 26, 2012, 09:19:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:03:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
Quote from: Guide on November 20, 2012, 03:55:42 PM
Hello peoples
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.

He's not really...SERIOUS about having a good time, then?

You haven't met his daughter.  She's her mother, in miniature, a comparison which would cause the little darling to have a seizure on the spot.

Make comparison, webcam it.  Post on PD.

*climbs up the quote steps*
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on November 26, 2012, 09:28:25 AM
You're only going to have to climb down again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Guide on November 26, 2012, 10:31:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 26, 2012, 09:28:25 AM
You're only going to have to climb down again.

*walks off of them* They're quotes, they don't have a height.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on November 26, 2012, 09:01:35 PM
Yes, you would think that, wouldn't you...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 27, 2012, 03:39:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 26, 2012, 09:01:35 PM
Yes, you would think that, wouldn't you...

Everyone falls for it the first time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:16:54 PM
In the pursuit of Eris, I packed up in a van and wandered down the road to New Orleans a couple years ago. "AHA!" says the brain, I'll surely find enlightenment by taking myself out of my element and shipping myself via van to Crazytown.

A few muggings, too many bottles, and some really interesting musical numbers later, I think I've gotten the joke. Cranial scars really serve to drive the punchline home and, goddess help me, it's fucking hilarious.

I've been lurking around here a bit, and it amuses me. I'd go so far as to call some of the posts inspirational, though it's more the creative use of language in rambles and/or rants making me run and scribble silly things on napkins that suckered me in.

And, y'know, the use of the word spag, which doesn't seem to ever make me stop giggling.

So hello, and all that. I'm going back into the archives.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2012, 08:17:53 PM
You still in NOLA?


I love that place.


Also: Welcome, spag!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:20:39 PM
Yep. Playing the ubiquitous bartending game and wondering how long, precisely, I'll get away with it before people realize they're throwing money at me of their own volition to be a snarky jackass. It's the life, at least as compared with most other things I've dabbled in.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2012, 08:21:45 PM
Which bars do you tend to snark at?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:24:31 PM
This has all the hallmarks of an afterschool special on internet predators. You're a goddamned bear, or some sort of vole, aren't you?

I tend towards the Marigny/Bywater, what with cheap housing and an easy commute being a good combination. The SWAT teams raiding crack houses make a great free alarm clock, too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on December 11, 2012, 08:26:13 PM
He is the internet's largest* Bearforce1 fan.

*In every sense of the word.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:30:47 PM
Why do I always have to look?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:16:54 PM
In the pursuit of Eris, I packed up in a van and wandered down the road to New Orleans a couple years ago. "AHA!" says the brain, I'll surely find enlightenment by taking myself out of my element and shipping myself via van to Crazytown.

NOLA isn't Crazytown.  It's "get stabbed" town.  It's "party like it's 1945 town".  It's many things, but there is nothing crazy about NOLA.  Mean and violent, you're never safe, that's for sure...But not crazy.

For Crazy, you need Tucson, Providence, or Portland, depending on what kind of Crazy you're after.

Also, stop chasing Eris.  One day she'll slow down and let you catch her.  Then you're FUCKED.  That vicious old hag will have your guts for garters.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:24:31 PM
This has all the hallmarks of an afterschool special on internet predators.

Oh boy.

The triumpant return of NegativeNinja666.

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2012, 08:37:12 PM
Yes to all the above.

Anyway, when I'm in town I rarely go past Frenchman street.  I know, but I am a tourist.

I tend to hang at Good Friends, Bourbon Pub, Molly's, what used to be the Matador, and Decatur St in general.

Anyway, you don't want to talk about it, no harm done.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
For Crazy, you need Tucson, Providence, or Portland, depending on what kind of Crazy you're after.

I moved down from Portland, actually. Great place, awful economy. I've eyeballed New Orleans for years, so it seemed like a good destination until the next walkabout.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:33:41 PM
The triumpant return of NegativeNinja666.

Nope, separate entity.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:46:30 PM
Quote from: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:44:32 PM
Nope, separate entity.

Not in any practical sense.  Both of you came on the board, and accused the first person who was friendly towards you of being a predator/pedo/whatever.

And to do it to LMNO, of all people?  He's the last nice guy we have left.

So, yeah.  Same fucking thing.

Jackass.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:47:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2012, 08:37:12 PM
Anyway, when I'm in town I rarely go past Frenchman street.  I know, but I am a tourist.

I tend to hang at Good Friends, Bourbon Pub, Molly's, what used to be the Matador, and Decatur St in general.

Frenchman has some nice spots. If it's sociability I want, I'm usually around Kajun's/Siberia/AllWays. If I'm looking to hide in a dank corner, it's usually the John or a Decatur dive, though the Quarter's a bit too far for me to stumble back home in my lazy fashion.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 08:49:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:46:30 PM
And to do it to LMNO, of all people?  He's the last nice guy we have left.

Entirely tongue in cheek, and I really should have known better. We can add "tactless" to the jackass.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 11, 2012, 08:54:11 PM
I'll go on the record of not taking it seriously.  Not offended. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 11, 2012, 08:54:11 PM
I'll go on the record of not taking it seriously.  Not offended.

I'm not "offended", either.  I just think that I'll be avoiding someone who thinks that's funny, especially given that - at this time of day - most people are posting from work.

And how the fuck is that supposed to be funny in the first place?

"Hi, nice to meet you."
\
:)

"PEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
\
:nigel:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 09:07:57 PM
Appreciated, LMNO, and my relatively sincere apologies for stepping on toes right out of the gate. I've been mouthy for too long, the logical part that says "perhaps I should tread carefully for a while" may be irreparably damaged. I'll have to work on that in the future before I dig my hole any deeper.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 08:58:55 PM

I'm not "offended", either.  I just think that I'll be avoiding someone who thinks that's funny, especially given that - at this time of day - most people are posting from work.

And how the fuck is that supposed to be funny in the first place?

That was a skewed attempt to play on your intro to the thread.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM
Bear in mind, of course, that this is the interbutts, and be careful how much information you put out there.

That, for me, always dredges up the 1500 pound rabid grizzly parody (http://www.reoiv.com/images/random/bears.jpg).

I am appropriately chastened, though, and can't fight the logic that work filters make life hell for many, many people. I'll just see how much of my boot I can cram in my mouth over that one, and certainly try not to repeat it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 09:12:25 PM
Okay.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 12:24:49 AM
Quote from: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 09:07:57 PM
I am appropriately chastened, though, and can't fight the logic that work filters make life hell for many, many people. I'll just see how much of my boot I can cram in my mouth over that one, and certainly try not to repeat it.
I like this approach.

Of course, don't think you're getting away that easily. You'll do something wrong. They always do. You'll do something wrong and then that'll be IT. Think of this as a suspended sentence. As soon as you trip over again, we'll be forgetting your apologies and adding this to the list of your crimes.

It's only a matter of time.

Until then, the Nigels will wait and their hunger will grow.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 12, 2012, 02:41:06 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 12:24:49 AM
Of course, don't think you're getting away that easily.

If I were really concerned with getting away easily, I wouldn't have registered. I had my chance for an easy out, but what fun is that? There are exactly zero TGRR holy names given, and much less awkward backpedaling around folk whose brains I appreciate, in the day to day.

That said, of course I'll eventually do something else wrong. Following that inevitability, I'll just quietly lay my head down and wait for the well deserved axe blow. That, or try the nifty "catch the blade between my hands" bit, which should have much the same result. Can't have the Nigels going hungry, after all. That's just rude.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 03:40:59 AM
Quote from: Aidian on December 12, 2012, 02:41:06 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 12:24:49 AM
Of course, don't think you're getting away that easily.

If I were really concerned with getting away easily, I wouldn't have registered. I had my chance for an easy out, but what fun is that? There are exactly zero TGRR holy names given, and much less awkward backpedaling around folk whose brains I appreciate, in the day to day.

That said, of course I'll eventually do something else wrong. Following that inevitability, I'll just quietly lay my head down and wait for the well deserved axe blow. That, or try the nifty "catch the blade between my hands" bit, which should have much the same result. Can't have the Nigels going hungry, after all. That's just rude.

Nigel doesn't use an axe.  Your bones just sort of fall out.  It's not pretty, and we don't question it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:47:59 AM
I remember the last person who tried to "catch the blade between their hands".

And then it wasn't a blade.

There's no getting clean again after that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 03:52:51 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:47:59 AM
I remember the last person who tried to "catch the blade between their hands".

And then it wasn't a blade.

There's no getting clean again after that.

I heard Nigel never DID get that shirt clean, and had to buy a new one.  People should be more considerate.  She's not made of money, you know.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:03:40 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on December 12, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:03:40 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:18:22 AM
Quote from: H0list on December 12, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:03:40 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.

Love for us?  Who are you trying to kid, Bubba?  She calls us "Kibbles & Bits".  She dragged Kai into the sewer, and nobody's seen him since.  When's the last time you saw Payne?  She fed Richter to a pig.  Twice (first pig didn't make it).  Yeah, that's love.  I DIDN'T WANT TO FEED YOU YOUR OWN GUTS, BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT kinda love.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on December 12, 2012, 04:28:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:18:22 AM
Quote from: H0list on December 12, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:03:40 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.

Love for us?  Who are you trying to kid, Bubba?  She calls us "Kibbles & Bits".  She dragged Kai into the sewer, and nobody's seen him since.  When's the last time you saw Payne?  She fed Richter to a pig.  Twice (first pig didn't make it).  Yeah, that's love.  I DIDN'T WANT TO FEED YOU YOUR OWN GUTS, BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT kinda love.

We are incapable of understanding Her love for us. It is greater and sideways to our perceptions of purple and sharp.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: insideout on December 12, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
hello!

I'm new here.  I'm not profound or wise.  I often figure out that what I think is clever, others yawn at.

Nevertheless, I may try to contribute occasionally if doing so seems entertaining.

:cheers:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Hi new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:52:22 PM
Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 12, 2012, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:18:22 AM
Quote from: H0list on December 12, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2012, 04:03:40 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 12, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.

Love for us?  Who are you trying to kid, Bubba?  She calls us "Kibbles & Bits".  She dragged Kai into the sewer, and nobody's seen him since.  When's the last time you saw Payne?  She fed Richter to a pig.  Twice (first pig didn't make it).  Yeah, that's love.  I DIDN'T WANT TO FEED YOU YOUR OWN GUTS, BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT kinda love.

The dinner scene in "Silence of the Lambs II" (or whatever they called it) was inspired by something Nigel did at OKCupid.
They toned it down quite a bit, though.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2012, 10:15:21 PM
What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE.  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2012, 10:15:56 PM
Quote from: insideout on December 12, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
hello!

I'm new here.  I'm not profound or wise.  I often figure out that what I think is clever, others yawn at.

Nevertheless, I may try to contribute occasionally if doing so seems entertaining.

:cheers:

:? :? :? I don't understand what to do with this one... it is already inside out.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 17, 2012, 05:48:33 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 16, 2012, 10:15:21 PM
What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE.  :lol:

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2012, 06:40:08 AM
Quote from: Aidian on December 17, 2012, 05:48:33 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 16, 2012, 10:15:21 PM
What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE.  :lol:

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?

Oh hi! Cumin and garlic, please, it's chili season.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aidian on December 17, 2012, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 17, 2012, 06:40:08 AM
Quote from: Aidian on December 17, 2012, 05:48:33 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 16, 2012, 10:15:21 PM
What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE.  :lol:

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?

Oh hi! Cumin and garlic, please, it's chili season.

See, this is why I ask. I would have gone for a curry rub-down, and completely skewed the recipe.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2012, 09:56:28 AM
Quote from: Aidian on December 17, 2012, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 17, 2012, 06:40:08 AM
Quote from: Aidian on December 17, 2012, 05:48:33 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 16, 2012, 10:15:21 PM
What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE.  :lol:

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?

Oh hi! Cumin and garlic, please, it's chili season.

See, this is why I ask. I would have gone for a curry rub-down, and completely skewed the recipe.

Ohhh yeah. I did a coconut curry last night, and it was good, but I don't need any more curry for the rest of December.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Patron Saint on December 17, 2012, 11:23:55 AM
Do not be satisfied with the stories that have come before you.  Unfold your own myth. -Rumi

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:43:56 PM
Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please.  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

We do get a bit Holy™ at times, but that's a horse of a different moustache.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on January 02, 2013, 08:47:01 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:43:56 PM
Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please.  :kingmeh:
Are you known and noted for your outlandishness?

Will you assert that insanity is FUN?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:43:56 PM
Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Balls.  We are a collection of amazingly well-adjusted individuals.  We're always calm, and we hardly ever come across like an epileptic telegraph operator.

Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:43:56 PM
Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please.  :kingmeh:

We don't have any of those.  We frown on such things, as you don't want to tell us, and we don't want to know.  It's like filling out the census form, if the census form was written by a telegraph operator with tourettes.



(Hey...If you had a telegraph operator with tourettes and another one with epilepsy, how the fuck could you tell them apart?)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
We do get a bit Holy™ at times, but that's a horse of a different moustache.

It never occurred to me that a BIG GAY COWBOY'S horse would also be BIG and GAY, but it makes perfect sense when you think about it.

Poor Trigger...He never saw Silver coming.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

We do get a bit Holy™ at times, but that's a horse of a different moustache.

I didn't mean crazy-crazy, in a way.

Note to self: should not have mentioned crazy; reboot with different noun in the future.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on January 02, 2013, 08:47:01 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:43:56 PM
Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please.  :kingmeh:
Are you known and noted for your outlandishness?

Will you assert that insanity is FUN?

Yes.

It stands between me and excessive boredom.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:52:51 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

We do get a bit Holy™ at times, but that's a horse of a different moustache.

I didn't mean crazy-crazy, in a way.

Note to self: should not have mentioned crazy; reboot with different noun in the future.

You mean "wild & crazy", then.  Steve Martin-style.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2013, 08:53:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.


It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

It still removes us from the majority of humans, but at least we know the light is an oncoming freight train.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:54:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:47:34 PM(Hey...If you had a telegraph operator with tourettes and another one with epilepsy, how the fuck could you tell them apart?)

I'll have to sleep on that one.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on January 02, 2013, 08:47:01 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 08:43:56 PM
Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please.  :kingmeh:
Are you known and noted for your outlandishness?

Will you assert that insanity is FUN?

Yes.

It stands between me and excessive boredom.

Yeah, so does a rotten tooth, which has the added advantage of being less miserable than mental illness.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:55:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:53:41 PM
It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

This doesn't seem healthy, sir.  In fact, it sounds like a great big cadmium sammich.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:01:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
We do get a bit Holy™ at times, but that's a horse of a different moustache.

It never occurred to me that a BIG GAY COWBOY'S horse would also be BIG and GAY, but it makes perfect sense when you think about it.

Poor Trigger...He never saw Silver coming.

I'm big, gay-ish and I like horses though.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:52:51 PMYou mean "wild & crazy", then.  Steve Martin-style.

I don't get 75% of your cultural memes, but sure.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:54:48 PMYeah, so does a rotten tooth, which has the added advantage of being less miserable than mental illness.

Living in Belgium, having a rotten tooth is considered exciting. You'd be miserable too. I've been known to consort with psychiaters, psychologists and all kinds of fairy soothsayers.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 09:04:20 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:01:02 PM
Living in Belgium, having a rotten tooth is considered exciting. You'd be miserable too. I've been known to consort with psychiaters, psychologists and all kinds of fairy soothsayers.

Yeah, I know how you feel.  A couple of years ago, I managed to contract a brain virus that tore up my reticular formation a bit.  I spent a little while batshit insane, and I still occasionally have "fits".  Everything goes dark, and everyone is plotting against me.  I behave more or less accordingly.  Then I snap out of it, back to normal...Except that I've lost some time, and usually some friends.

In terms of "fun", I put it up there with catching on fire.  You're not bored, but it's not exactly a party.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:53:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.


It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

It still removes us from the majority of humans, but at least we know the light is an oncoming freight train.

You're setting a trap. I will not have it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 09:09:52 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:53:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.


It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

It still removes us from the majority of humans, but at least we know the light is an oncoming freight train.

You're setting a trap. I will not have it.

You already walked into the trap, when you regged here.

Now you have to get used to it, or chew a limb off to get out1.







1 You still won't get out.  We just get a boot out of watching people gnaw their limbs off.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:16:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 09:09:52 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:53:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.


It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

It still removes us from the majority of humans, but at least we know the light is an oncoming freight train.

You're setting a trap. I will not have it.

You already walked into the trap, when you regged here.

Now you have to get used to it, or chew a limb off to get out1.







1 You still won't get out.  We just get a boot out of watching people gnaw their limbs off.

I'll get out when I feel like I've absorbed all brains here. I might even be able to kidnap a friend or two.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 09:17:32 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:16:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 09:09:52 PM
Quote from: Vincent on January 02, 2013, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:53:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2013, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.


It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

It still removes us from the majority of humans, but at least we know the light is an oncoming freight train.

You're setting a trap. I will not have it.

You already walked into the trap, when you regged here.

Now you have to get used to it, or chew a limb off to get out1.







1 You still won't get out.  We just get a boot out of watching people gnaw their limbs off.

I'll get out when I feel like I've absorbed all brains here. I might even be able to kidnap a friend or two.

Well, you can just go ahead and have mine.  It's fucking filthy, and I won't have it in my head.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2013, 09:19:10 PM
Heh. Well, good luck with that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 05:35:04 PM
Well hello there and welcome to my first post.
I'm Steve, and I joined mainly to stalk The Good Reverend, who I really, REALLY hate. Thanks for creating this great welcome thread BTW, it makes it a lot easier to get started.
Where were you yesterday? I spent all day doing drugs and posting in that FB group. I thought you said you were going to AT LEAST give us one hour of hate a night? I'm your biggest fan over there, and you're the best thing to happen there in a long time. Don't forsake us, shake us. They (we) need it.
Anyways, I've spent most of the last 3 or 4 years on FB amassing a friend list of "Thuthers" because it was the first time I'd been exposed to the public version of 'alternative viewpoints', being one of those 'in the shadows' types before then. I've since learned that "Truthers" are just butthurt troglodytes who'll believe anything that fits their agenda. So I just started focusing on the discordian page...mostly screwing around...having light fun with the other members...then The Good Rev showed up and laid down the Hammer! Man, he came off as a prick at first but I had to ask myself, "Do I deserve this?", and the answer came up [MAYBE]. I also think I'm the only one there that's recognized his hate to really be a form of love, so I now consider myself one of his "Subordinates" ;) Well, sort of.
He looks like a big, snuggly teddy bear doesn't he?
Ok well, other than that glad to be here, and don't EVER go easy on me (not telling you what to do).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 05:40:43 PM
Also, where do you people keep all the cute cat pics?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 14, 2013, 06:03:35 PM
Welcome!

Pool's on the roof.

Please refrain from posting VERBOTEN topics. I can't tell you what they are because just spelling them out in this post will cause events which will make biblical plagues look, uh, less...bad? My brain today, blah.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on January 14, 2013, 06:04:11 PM
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 05:40:43 PM
Also, where do you people keep all the cute cat pics?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30523.0.html
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:29:06 PM
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 05:35:04 PM
Well hello there and welcome to my first post.
I'm Steve, and I joined mainly to stalk The Good Reverend, who I really, REALLY hate. Thanks for creating this great welcome thread BTW, it makes it a lot easier to get started.
Where were you yesterday? I spent all day doing drugs and posting in that FB group. I thought you said you were going to AT LEAST give us one hour of hate a night? I'm your biggest fan over there, and you're the best thing to happen there in a long time. Don't forsake us, shake us. They (we) need it.
Anyways, I've spent most of the last 3 or 4 years on FB amassing a friend list of "Thuthers" because it was the first time I'd been exposed to the public version of 'alternative viewpoints', being one of those 'in the shadows' types before then. I've since learned that "Truthers" are just butthurt troglodytes who'll believe anything that fits their agenda. So I just started focusing on the discordian page...mostly screwing around...having light fun with the other members...then The Good Rev showed up and laid down the Hammer! Man, he came off as a prick at first but I had to ask myself, "Do I deserve this?", and the answer came up [MAYBE]. I also think I'm the only one there that's recognized his hate to really be a form of love, so I now consider myself one of his "Subordinates" ;) Well, sort of.
He looks like a big, snuggly teddy bear doesn't he?
Ok well, other than that glad to be here, and don't EVER go easy on me (not telling you what to do).

:lulz:

Welcome aboard, Steve.  It's not me you have to look out for, it's Nigel.  She's a bad person, and she's right about fucking everything, which violates my white male American privilege in ways that leave me bow-legged and in need of one of those prostate replacement thingies they make out of teflon.

Here's what you're going to find here, if you look hard enough, or just get silly and ask:

1.  About a dozen books written since the Principia Discordia.
2.  Thousands of pages of rants and sermons.  10 years worth of hollering and carrying on, with no character limits.
3.  Hundreds of pages of complaints concerning Nigel and "The Crippler".
4.  REAL kooks.  Not the good the kind.  Most have gone the way of the dodo, but the subforum "The Peanut Gallery" has more sick laughs per page than anything I've ever seen on the interbutt supermarket to date.
5.  Horrorology.

Essentially, it's "slightly longer attention span theater", which is why 80% of our user base fucked off to various Facebook pages.

Also, shut up.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2013, 06:31:44 PM
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:54:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 14, 2013, 06:31:44 PM
Hi, new guy!

I do like how his Hate™ is very clearly expressed.  Nothing passive-aggressive about this one, either here or on FB. 

Looks like my missionary work there hasn't been a total write-off.

(ETA:  I bet the Mormons are jealous.  All I have to do is scream at people all day, whereas they get screamed at all day.  Which is as it should be.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 14, 2013, 06:55:52 PM
Congrats. The odds of that are slightly less than hitting the Megabucks.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 06:55:52 PM
Congrats. The odds of that are slightly less than hitting the Megabucks.

Which?  Of saving the heathen swine over at FB?

Probably.  It's a good thing I'm not in the salvation business.  That gets you nailed to a stick, or shot, or even winding up living in something like Graceland.  The mind boggles in horror.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Jaidyn Casey on January 14, 2013, 06:59:02 PM
Hey there Steve! I am Trisha and I have to admit I totally skipped over my intro, I just kind of dove in taking over a friends spot.

Glad to have you hear and as was said, the pool's on the roof and if I may do some self promotion, please check out the links on my sig and also on the sig of LMNO for some awesome stuff.

Squeak at ya later!  :)

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 14, 2013, 07:14:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 06:55:52 PM
Congrats. The odds of that are slightly less than hitting the Megabucks.

Which?  Of saving the heathen swine over at FB?

Probably.  It's a good thing I'm not in the salvation business.  That gets you nailed to a stick, or shot, or even winding up living in something like Graceland.  The mind boggles in horror.

If Elvis lived in this century, would he still shoot televisions?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 07:15:52 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 07:14:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 06:55:52 PM
Congrats. The odds of that are slightly less than hitting the Megabucks.

Which?  Of saving the heathen swine over at FB?

Probably.  It's a good thing I'm not in the salvation business.  That gets you nailed to a stick, or shot, or even winding up living in something like Graceland.  The mind boggles in horror.

If Elvis lived in this century, would he still shoot televisions?

He'd never stop.

He was a titan among men. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 14, 2013, 07:17:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 07:15:52 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 07:14:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 06:55:52 PM
Congrats. The odds of that are slightly less than hitting the Megabucks.

Which?  Of saving the heathen swine over at FB?

Probably.  It's a good thing I'm not in the salvation business.  That gets you nailed to a stick, or shot, or even winding up living in something like Graceland.  The mind boggles in horror.

If Elvis lived in this century, would he still shoot televisions?

He'd never stop.

He was a titan among men.

Careful. I could come away from this with a shred of hope for humanity.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
High Holy Shit! So many replies...this place is worse...er, sorry...better than FB.

Quote from: Pæs on January 14, 2013, 06:04:11 PM
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 05:40:43 PM
Also, where do you people keep all the cute cat pics?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30523.0.html

Oh thanks! My cat has a vagina though, which is even worse than loosing the use of a penis.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 14, 2013, 06:31:44 PM
Hi, new guy!

Hey thanks for having me!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:29:06 PM
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 05:35:04 PM
Well hello there and welcome to my first post.
I'm Steve, and I joined mainly to stalk The Good Reverend, who I really, REALLY hate. Thanks for creating this great welcome thread BTW, it makes it a lot easier to get started.
Where were you yesterday? I spent all day doing drugs and posting in that FB group. I thought you said you were going to AT LEAST give us one hour of hate a night? I'm your biggest fan over there, and you're the best thing to happen there in a long time. Don't forsake us, shake us. They (we) need it.
Anyways, I've spent most of the last 3 or 4 years on FB amassing a friend list of "Thuthers" because it was the first time I'd been exposed to the public version of 'alternative viewpoints', being one of those 'in the shadows' types before then. I've since learned that "Truthers" are just butthurt troglodytes who'll believe anything that fits their agenda. So I just started focusing on the discordian page...mostly screwing around...having light fun with the other members...then The Good Rev showed up and laid down the Hammer! Man, he came off as a prick at first but I had to ask myself, "Do I deserve this?", and the answer came up [MAYBE]. I also think I'm the only one there that's recognized his hate to really be a form of love, so I now consider myself one of his "Subordinates" ;) Well, sort of.
He looks like a big, snuggly teddy bear doesn't he?
Ok well, other than that glad to be here, and don't EVER go easy on me (not telling you what to do).

:lulz:

Welcome aboard, Steve.  It's not me you have to look out for, it's Nigel.  She's a bad person, and she's right about fucking everything, which violates my white male American privilege in ways that leave me bow-legged and in need of one of those prostate replacement thingies they make out of teflon.

Here's what you're going to find here, if you look hard enough, or just get silly and ask:

1.  About a dozen books written since the Principia Discordia.
2.  Thousands of pages of rants and sermons.  10 years worth of hollering and carrying on, with no character limits.
3.  Hundreds of pages of complaints concerning Nigel and "The Crippler".
4.  REAL kooks.  Not the good the kind.  Most have gone the way of the dodo, but the subforum "The Peanut Gallery" has more sick laughs per page than anything I've ever seen on the interbutt supermarket to date.
5.  Horrorology.

Essentially, it's "slightly longer attention span theater", which is why 80% of our user base fucked off to various Facebook pages.

Also, shut up.

Hey Bud! Thanks for the warm welcome.
You know, when you mentioned "Nigel" as my possible ID on FB...I didn't say anything, cause I got the smarts, but you freaked me out a bit. For many years there's been two "Steve"s in my group of friends, and we decided to nickname the other one "Nigel" for simplicity's sake. For a few (fun) minutes I thought you were some sort of CIA remote viewer or something. Well, you might still be, I just haven't proved it yet.
Who's this Nigel person? I'm not afraid of him/her/it/you. In fact, I bet he/she/it/you'll really like me. In fact, I guarantee it! (guarantee not valid outside of Canada)

Quote from: Trisha Takinawa on January 14, 2013, 06:59:02 PM
Hey there Steve! I am Trisha and I have to admit I totally skipped over my intro, I just kind of dove in taking over a friends spot.

Glad to have you hear and as was said, the pool's on the roof and if I may do some self promotion, please check out the links on my sig and also on the sig of LMNO for some awesome stuff.

Squeak at ya later!  :)



Hi!!!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 07:15:52 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 07:14:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 06:57:28 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 14, 2013, 06:55:52 PM
Congrats. The odds of that are slightly less than hitting the Megabucks.

Which?  Of saving the heathen swine over at FB?

Probably.  It's a good thing I'm not in the salvation business.  That gets you nailed to a stick, or shot, or even winding up living in something like Graceland.  The mind boggles in horror.

If Elvis lived in this century, would he still shoot televisions?

He'd never stop.

He was a titan among men. 

FB's like a big fishing pond...there's lots of crap in there but if you have the bait and the time, you might find a keeper, like me.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2013, 07:23:21 PM
QuoteYou know, when you mentioned "Nigel" as my possible ID on FB...I didn't say anything, cause I got the smarts, but you freaked me out a bit. For many years there's been two "Steve"s in my group of friends, and we decided to nickname the other one "Nigel" for simplicity's sake. For a few (fun) minutes I thought you were some sort of CIA remote viewer or something. Well, you might still be, I just haven't proved it yet.

No, you can be sure no-one here is on any sort of government payroll of any kind.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2013, 07:24:46 PM
We promise.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 07:33:12 PM
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
High Holy Shit! So many replies...this place is worse...er, sorry...better than FB.

You should have seen it from 2006-2010. 

Quote
Who's this Nigel person? I'm not afraid of him/her/it/you. In fact, I bet he/she/it/you'll really like me. In fact, I guarantee it! (guarantee not valid outside of Canada)

You will be.

Nigel is the reason Sasquatches hide.  They know.  They KNOW.

I mean, it would be hard for them NOT to, right?  Every spring, she goes running through the woods in Oregon, wearing nothing but The Crippler and a GRIN, doing things to the poor bastards that are best left undescribed.  Which is why they all quietly left the Pacific Northwest, and took up residence in WalMart stores across the country.  You'll find them in the "Adult Needs" aisle, looking for ways to remedy their problems.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 07:40:31 PM
The other problem with Nigel, of course, is that there's way too many of her.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 15, 2013, 12:45:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2013, 07:23:21 PM
QuoteYou know, when you mentioned "Nigel" as my possible ID on FB...I didn't say anything, cause I got the smarts, but you freaked me out a bit. For many years there's been two "Steve"s in my group of friends, and we decided to nickname the other one "Nigel" for simplicity's sake. For a few (fun) minutes I thought you were some sort of CIA remote viewer or something. Well, you might still be, I just haven't proved it yet.

No, you can be sure no-one here is on any sort of government payroll of any kind.
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 14, 2013, 07:24:46 PM
We promise.

:lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 07:40:31 PM
The other problem with Nigel, of course, is that there's way too many of her.

That is why I live up here and never travel south anymore.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 01:42:20 AM
Quote from: Wiley Quixote on January 15, 2013, 12:45:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2013, 07:23:21 PM
QuoteYou know, when you mentioned "Nigel" as my possible ID on FB...I didn't say anything, cause I got the smarts, but you freaked me out a bit. For many years there's been two "Steve"s in my group of friends, and we decided to nickname the other one "Nigel" for simplicity's sake. For a few (fun) minutes I thought you were some sort of CIA remote viewer or something. Well, you might still be, I just haven't proved it yet.

No, you can be sure no-one here is on any sort of government payroll of any kind.
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 14, 2013, 07:24:46 PM
We promise.

:lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2013, 07:40:31 PM
The other problem with Nigel, of course, is that there's way too many of her.

That is why I live up here and never travel south anymore.

I fucking TOLD you to get out while the getting was good.  But would you listen?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So now you're stuck in Seattle, and you have nobody to blame but yourself.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 01:45:10 AM
I get busy for a day and WTF is going on in here?  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 01:46:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 01:45:10 AM
I get busy for a day and WTF is going on in here?  :lol:

I was only telling him about the Sasquatches.

For which you oughta be ashamed.  Poor gigantic hairy bipeds.

Um.

Wait.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 01:46:23 AM
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 14, 2013, 05:35:04 PM
Well hello there and welcome to my first post.
I'm Steve, and I joined mainly to stalk The Good Reverend, who I really, REALLY hate. Thanks for creating this great welcome thread BTW, it makes it a lot easier to get started.
Where were you yesterday? I spent all day doing drugs and posting in that FB group. I thought you said you were going to AT LEAST give us one hour of hate a night? I'm your biggest fan over there, and you're the best thing to happen there in a long time. Don't forsake us, shake us. They (we) need it.
Anyways, I've spent most of the last 3 or 4 years on FB amassing a friend list of "Thuthers" because it was the first time I'd been exposed to the public version of 'alternative viewpoints', being one of those 'in the shadows' types before then. I've since learned that "Truthers" are just butthurt troglodytes who'll believe anything that fits their agenda. So I just started focusing on the discordian page...mostly screwing around...having light fun with the other members...then The Good Rev showed up and laid down the Hammer! Man, he came off as a prick at first but I had to ask myself, "Do I deserve this?", and the answer came up [MAYBE]. I also think I'm the only one there that's recognized his hate to really be a form of love, so I now consider myself one of his "Subordinates" ;) Well, sort of.
He looks like a big, snuggly teddy bear doesn't he?
Ok well, other than that glad to be here, and don't EVER go easy on me (not telling you what to do).

JESUS FUCK I MISSED ALL THAT?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 01:46:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 01:45:10 AM
I get busy for a day and WTF is going on in here?  :lol:

I was only telling him about the Sasquatches.

For which you oughta be ashamed.  Poor gigantic hairy bipeds.

Um.

Wait.

Watch your step, there's only a couple mountain ranges and a desert between me and you, bub.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 01:53:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 01:46:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 01:45:10 AM
I get busy for a day and WTF is going on in here?  :lol:

I was only telling him about the Sasquatches.

For which you oughta be ashamed.  Poor gigantic hairy bipeds.

Um.

Wait.

Watch your step, there's only a couple mountain ranges and a desert between me and you, bub.

I thought about that, so I had 3/4" plate welded across my butt.

Copromesis:  A small price to pay.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 02:02:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 01:53:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 01:46:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 01:45:10 AM
I get busy for a day and WTF is going on in here?  :lol:

I was only telling him about the Sasquatches.

For which you oughta be ashamed.  Poor gigantic hairy bipeds.

Um.

Wait.

Watch your step, there's only a couple mountain ranges and a desert between me and you, bub.

I thought about that, so I had 3/4" plate welded across my butt.

Copromesis:  A small price to pay.

FOILED. :crankey:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.

OH SHIT

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.

OH SHIT

A lot of those guys are really pissed.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 15, 2013, 03:48:14 PM
Which page is it?  I can never find these scorched wastelands you mention.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.

OH SHIT

A lot of those guys are really pissed.   :lulz:

I like how spastic they get when anyone actually posts anything discordant.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 03:54:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 15, 2013, 03:48:14 PM
Which page is it?  I can never find these scorched wastelands you mention.

Somewhere in here I think: http://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:57:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.

OH SHIT

A lot of those guys are really pissed.   :lulz:

I like how spastic they get when anyone actually posts anything discordant.  :lulz:

Remember, kids!  Zaniness never gets old, and we have to keep repeating the same jokes for 53 years, or it isn't Thinking For Yourself!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 04:29:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:57:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.

OH SHIT

A lot of those guys are really pissed.   :lulz:

I like how spastic they get when anyone actually posts anything discordant.  :lulz:

Remember, kids!  Zaniness never gets old, and we have to keep repeating the same jokes for 53 years, or it isn't Thinking For Yourself!

And if anyone mentions anything about "creativity" or "coming up with your own ideas instead of reposting old internet memes", make sure to call them Fundamentalist Discordians and accuse them of being Grayfaced! Because creativity and originality are totally fundamentalist and uptight!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 04:30:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 04:29:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:57:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.

OH SHIT

A lot of those guys are really pissed.   :lulz:

I like how spastic they get when anyone actually posts anything discordant.  :lulz:

Remember, kids!  Zaniness never gets old, and we have to keep repeating the same jokes for 53 years, or it isn't Thinking For Yourself!

And if anyone mentions anything about "creativity" or "coming up with your own ideas instead of reposting old internet memes", make sure to call them Fundamentalist Discordians and accuse them of being Grayfaced! Because creativity and originality are totally fundamentalist and uptight!

I believe the term is "Orthodox Discordians" (IRONY, ANYONE?  IT'S HALF PRICE!), and also PD is the most boring Discordian site in the WORLD, because we don't play that game where you replace a word in a song with "fuck".

:lolchix:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 04:41:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 04:30:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 04:29:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:57:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 02:18:33 AM
Pooping all over the hilariously uptight people on the Discordian Society FB group as we speak.

OH SHIT

A lot of those guys are really pissed.   :lulz:

I like how spastic they get when anyone actually posts anything discordant.  :lulz:

Remember, kids!  Zaniness never gets old, and we have to keep repeating the same jokes for 53 years, or it isn't Thinking For Yourself!

And if anyone mentions anything about "creativity" or "coming up with your own ideas instead of reposting old internet memes", make sure to call them Fundamentalist Discordians and accuse them of being Grayfaced! Because creativity and originality are totally fundamentalist and uptight!

I believe the term is "Orthodox Discordians" (IRONY, ANYONE?  IT'S HALF PRICE!), and also PD is the most boring Discordian site in the WORLD, because we don't play that game where you replace a word in a song with "fuck".

:lolchix:

CONTENT IS BORING I CAN'T BE FUCKED TO READ MORE THAN SIX WORD IN A ROW LOOK AT THIS FUNNY IMAGE I FOUND ON REDDIT YELLOW GRAPE CHICKEN POPSICLE LOL
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
That seemed like as good a post as any so I pasted it there. Unfortunately I don't have time to watch their kneejerk reaction to criticism because I have to go to school.  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 15, 2013, 04:44:04 PM
That seemed like as good a post as any so I pasted it there. Unfortunately I don't have time to watch their kneejerk reaction to criticism because I have to go to school.  :lol:

I shall pick up the slack this evening.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on January 15, 2013, 05:07:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 04:30:54 PM
I believe the term is "Orthodox Discordians" (IRONY, ANYONE?  IT'S HALF PRICE!), and also PD is the most boring Discordian site in the WORLD, because we don't play that game where you replace a word in a song with "fuck".

:lolchix:

The irony of that is, if they wanted to play a game where they replaced a word in a song with "fuck", it's not like there is anything to stop them doing it here.

Except the ceaseless mockery of other PDians, of course.

You should point that out, then ask if they hide on the FB Discordian Society page because it is their uncritical hugbox.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 15, 2013, 05:07:49 PM
You should point that out, then ask if they hide on the FB Discordian Society page because it is their uncritical hugbox.

When people ask me for advice, I always send them to Cain.  Because of ideas like that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on January 15, 2013, 05:14:42 PM
It also has the added bonus of making them possibly sign up here, meaning I won't have to access my FB account to get my share of the mockery.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 15, 2013, 05:17:56 PM
Now I want to replace the words in a Carpenters song with "fuck".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 05:18:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 15, 2013, 05:14:42 PM
It also has the added bonus of making them possibly sign up here, meaning I won't have to access my FB account to get my share of the mockery.

Well, Steve came over, but he isn't a retard like Taylor Hill or that leaping idiot Damon wossname from Mississippi.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 15, 2013, 05:33:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 05:18:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 15, 2013, 05:14:42 PM
It also has the added bonus of making them possibly sign up here, meaning I won't have to access my FB account to get my share of the mockery.

Well, Steve came over, but he isn't a retard like Taylor Hill or that leaping idiot Damon wossname from Mississippi.

How do you know I'm not a retard?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 05:34:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on January 15, 2013, 05:33:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2013, 05:18:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 15, 2013, 05:14:42 PM
It also has the added bonus of making them possibly sign up here, meaning I won't have to access my FB account to get my share of the mockery.

Well, Steve came over, but he isn't a retard like Taylor Hill or that leaping idiot Damon wossname from Mississippi.

How do you know I'm not a retard?

I said you're not a retard like them.  You are another kind of retard entirely.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 10:50:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 15, 2013, 05:17:56 PM
Now I want to replace the words in a Carpenters song with "fuck".

I started a thread or two there for you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2013, 10:58:25 PM
Damn it, just when I'm starting to have fun, it's time to go be a responsible adult and improve the lives of someone else's children.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Hello, noob here.

I guess the biggest reason why I'm here is my company switched to linux and it had a fish on it that told me the ddate.  Having not read the Principia in awhile, I wandered into this site.

Wasn't expecting to find more books and newsletters and such.  Nice surprise.

Other info about me, I went to school for design of wastewater systems, The Good Reverend Roger's analogy made me grin.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 28, 2013, 08:40:42 PM
Hi. Nice to see a noob without the word salad.  :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Hello, noob here.

I guess the biggest reason why I'm here is my company switched to linux and it had a fish on it that told me the ddate.  Having not read the Principia in awhile, I wandered into this site.

Wasn't expecting to find more books and newsletters and such.  Nice surprise.

Other info about me, I went to school for design of wastewater systems, The Good Reverend Roger's analogy made me grin.

Why, thank you.  We are in fact the settling pond of the interbutt supermarket.

There are literally thousands of rants, newsletters, and stories down in the muck, mostly in Apple Talk (currently renamed after the recent butthurt, it's the second forum down on the list), Think For Yourself, Schmuck, and Or Kill Me.  Horrorology has some good stuff too, but it's a little content-specific.

When I approved your account, I read Mome as Momo, and I damn near shat myself (Momo was one of Enrico's relatives who caused a lot of problems here until she died IRL from stepping on a bear).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 28, 2013, 08:45:38 PM
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 28, 2013, 08:46:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Hello, noob here.

I guess the biggest reason why I'm here is my company switched to linux and it had a fish on it that told me the ddate.  Having not read the Principia in awhile, I wandered into this site.

Wasn't expecting to find more books and newsletters and such.  Nice surprise.

Other info about me, I went to school for design of wastewater systems, The Good Reverend Roger's analogy made me grin.

Why, thank you.  We are in fact the settling pond of the interbutt supermarket.

There are literally thousands of rants, newsletters, and stories down in the muck, mostly in Apple Talk (currently renamed after the recent butthurt, it's the second forum down on the list), Think For Yourself, Schmuck, and Or Kill Me.  Horrorology has some good stuff too, but it's a little content-specific.

When I approved your account, I read Mome as Momo, and I damn near shat myself (Momo was one of Enrico's relatives who caused a lot of problems here until she died IRL from stepping on a bear).

I used to know an old guy who once stepped on Jimi Hendrix at a party. Nothing happened, though.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:48:30 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:46:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Hello, noob here.

I guess the biggest reason why I'm here is my company switched to linux and it had a fish on it that told me the ddate.  Having not read the Principia in awhile, I wandered into this site.

Wasn't expecting to find more books and newsletters and such.  Nice surprise.

Other info about me, I went to school for design of wastewater systems, The Good Reverend Roger's analogy made me grin.

Why, thank you.  We are in fact the settling pond of the interbutt supermarket.

There are literally thousands of rants, newsletters, and stories down in the muck, mostly in Apple Talk (currently renamed after the recent butthurt, it's the second forum down on the list), Think For Yourself, Schmuck, and Or Kill Me.  Horrorology has some good stuff too, but it's a little content-specific.

When I approved your account, I read Mome as Momo, and I damn near shat myself (Momo was one of Enrico's relatives who caused a lot of problems here until she died IRL from stepping on a bear).

I used to know an old guy who once stepped on Jimi Hendrix at a party. Nothing happened, though.

...On account of Jimi didn't notice.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:51:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Hello, noob here.

I guess the biggest reason why I'm here is my company switched to linux and it had a fish on it that told me the ddate.  Having not read the Principia in awhile, I wandered into this site.

Wasn't expecting to find more books and newsletters and such.  Nice surprise.

Other info about me, I went to school for design of wastewater systems, The Good Reverend Roger's analogy made me grin.

Why, thank you.  We are in fact the settling pond of the interbutt supermarket.

There are literally thousands of rants, newsletters, and stories down in the muck, mostly in Apple Talk (currently renamed after the recent butthurt, it's the second forum down on the list), Think For Yourself, Schmuck, and Or Kill Me.  Horrorology has some good stuff too, but it's a little content-specific.

When I approved your account, I read Mome as Momo, and I damn near shat myself (Momo was one of Enrico's relatives who caused a lot of problems here until she died IRL from stepping on a bear).

Did the bear like it?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:51:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Hello, noob here.

I guess the biggest reason why I'm here is my company switched to linux and it had a fish on it that told me the ddate.  Having not read the Principia in awhile, I wandered into this site.

Wasn't expecting to find more books and newsletters and such.  Nice surprise.

Other info about me, I went to school for design of wastewater systems, The Good Reverend Roger's analogy made me grin.

Why, thank you.  We are in fact the settling pond of the interbutt supermarket.

There are literally thousands of rants, newsletters, and stories down in the muck, mostly in Apple Talk (currently renamed after the recent butthurt, it's the second forum down on the list), Think For Yourself, Schmuck, and Or Kill Me.  Horrorology has some good stuff too, but it's a little content-specific.

When I approved your account, I read Mome as Momo, and I damn near shat myself (Momo was one of Enrico's relatives who caused a lot of problems here until she died IRL from stepping on a bear).

Did the bear like it?

Probably not.  Momo was very old and diseased.  It was probably like eating a big carp.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 28, 2013, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:48:30 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 28, 2013, 08:46:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2013, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Hello, noob here.

I guess the biggest reason why I'm here is my company switched to linux and it had a fish on it that told me the ddate.  Having not read the Principia in awhile, I wandered into this site.

Wasn't expecting to find more books and newsletters and such.  Nice surprise.

Other info about me, I went to school for design of wastewater systems, The Good Reverend Roger's analogy made me grin.

Why, thank you.  We are in fact the settling pond of the interbutt supermarket.

There are literally thousands of rants, newsletters, and stories down in the muck, mostly in Apple Talk (currently renamed after the recent butthurt, it's the second forum down on the list), Think For Yourself, Schmuck, and Or Kill Me.  Horrorology has some good stuff too, but it's a little content-specific.

When I approved your account, I read Mome as Momo, and I damn near shat myself (Momo was one of Enrico's relatives who caused a lot of problems here until she died IRL from stepping on a bear).

I used to know an old guy who once stepped on Jimi Hendrix at a party. Nothing happened, though.

...On account of Jimi didn't notice.

Precisely.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 28, 2013, 10:07:35 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: McGrupp on February 25, 2013, 05:10:55 PM
Hello, new guy here. 

Full disclosure: I admit I was drawn to this and other websites by the possibility of getting to feel mildly smug and potentially getting to wear a special hat.

That said, as I read more the hat thing went to the backburner.  Still not sure what to think of Discordianism, but I can't help feeling simultaneously drawn to and repelled by it.

In any case, I'll be around lurking but I did want to poke my head in and say hello.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on February 25, 2013, 05:10:55 PM
Hello, new guy here. 

Full disclosure: I admit I was drawn to this and other websites by the possibility of getting to feel mildly smug and potentially getting to wear a special hat.

We have those.  Personally, I prefer a hockey helmet, firmly strapped to my head, for those moments when I feel smug.  Because "smug" is almost uniformly followed by "DERP", and I am one smug bastard.

QuoteThat said, as I read more the hat thing went to the backburner.  Still not sure what to think of Discordianism, but I can't help feeling simultaneously drawn to and repelled by it.

You'll fit right in.  Watch out for ECH and Nigel, though.  They are BAD PEOPLE and they are NOT on YOUR SIDE.

QuoteIn any case, I'll be around lurking but I did want to poke my head in and say hello.

Lurking here is sort of like standing next to an olympic pool in February, waiting for the 100 meter event to begin.  What you have to do is, you have to jump in that motherfucker and start swimming laps.  People may join you.  Yes, you'll all get hypothermia and DIE, but isn't that a small price to pay?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: insideout on February 25, 2013, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on February 25, 2013, 05:10:55 PM
Hello, new guy here. 

Full disclosure: I admit I was drawn to this and other websites by the possibility of getting to feel mildly smug and potentially getting to wear a special hat.

That said, as I read more the hat thing went to the backburner.  Still not sure what to think of Discordianism, but I can't help feeling simultaneously drawn to and repelled by it.

In any case, I'll be around lurking but I did want to poke my head in and say hello.
Here's a special hat for ya:
(http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/p53885_1.jpg)
welcome.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2013, 10:44:34 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on February 25, 2013, 05:10:55 PM
Hello, new guy here. 

Full disclosure: I admit I was drawn to this and other websites by the possibility of getting to feel mildly smug and potentially getting to wear a special hat.

That said, as I read more the hat thing went to the backburner.  Still not sure what to think of Discordianism, but I can't help feeling simultaneously drawn to and repelled by it.

In any case, I'll be around lurking but I did want to poke my head in and say hello.

If you're only repelled by it and not repulsed then we're not doing our jobs.

Welcome to PD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2013, 11:37:41 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on February 25, 2013, 05:10:55 PM
Hello, new guy here. 

Full disclosure: I admit I was drawn to this and other websites by the possibility of getting to feel mildly smug and potentially getting to wear a special hat.

That said, as I read more the hat thing went to the backburner.  Still not sure what to think of Discordianism, but I can't help feeling simultaneously drawn to and repelled by it.

In any case, I'll be around lurking but I did want to poke my head in and say hello.

Hey there, new guy!

You've already done three things right, so you're alright in my book.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Jez on March 01, 2013, 06:43:54 PM
Hi there.

I am newblood.  I'm one of those creepy people who lurks about for ages before actually joining, so I know enough not to scream and flail about when you call me on my bullshit.

I just started attending college again.  There were a lot of years between my first year and now, so I'm one of those irritating shits that think my experience in the actual world gives me insight into The Way Things AreTM.  I'm working on Bachelor's degrees in Criminal Justice and Political Science on my way to law school.  I'm hoping hanging out with you lot will help me laugh at the system while learning what I can do to fix some small part of it and not losing my mind the longer I look into the abyss.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
Quote from: Jez on March 01, 2013, 06:43:54 PM
Hi there.

I am newblood.  I'm one of those creepy people who lurks about for ages before actually joining, so I know enough not to scream and flail about when you call me on my bullshit.

I just started attending college again.  There were a lot of years between my first year and now, so I'm one of those irritating shits that think my experience in the actual world gives me insight into The Way Things AreTM.  I'm working on Bachelor's degrees in Criminal Justice and Political Science on my way to law school.  I'm hoping hanging out with you lot will help me laugh at the system while learning what I can do to fix some small part of it and not losing my mind the longer I look into the abyss.

Looking into the abyss isn't actually a problem, you'll find.  It's the whole "wallowing about in it" that tends to bring out that "HA HA HA NOW I'LL NEVER GET THIS SHIRT CLEAN!" feeling.

And if you're going into criminal law, that's essentially what's out there.  May I suggest that you enter on the prosecutorial side?  You can do more good there...What America needs is more DAs with a sense of what's really a crime, and what is just another poor slob being tipped into the system.  Of course, at first, you won't get much say in that, but eventually you may be able to make a difference.

In any case, welcome aboard.  Try not to get anything on your shoes.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 01, 2013, 06:54:17 PM
Quote from: Jez on March 01, 2013, 06:43:54 PM
I'm one of those creepy people who lurks about for ages before actually joining, so I know enough not to scream and flail about when you call me on my bullshit.

My estimation of you is quite good, simply because of that.

"So don't fuck it up."
                   \
(http://aiellejai.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rupaul-perception1.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Jez on March 01, 2013, 07:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
And if you're going into criminal law, that's essentially what's out there.  May I suggest that you enter on the prosecutorial side?  You can do more good there...What America needs is more DAs with a sense of what's really a crime, and what is just another poor slob being tipped into the system.  Of course, at first, you won't get much say in that, but eventually you may be able to make a difference.

That's the plan.  I'm also hoping to do some good by being able to help juries distinguish between actual mitigating circumstances and emotional manipulations by defense attorneys.

The ultimate goal is to be an appellate judge.  I'm pretty good at being able to see things from many angles at once.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
Quote from: Jez on March 01, 2013, 07:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
And if you're going into criminal law, that's essentially what's out there.  May I suggest that you enter on the prosecutorial side?  You can do more good there...What America needs is more DAs with a sense of what's really a crime, and what is just another poor slob being tipped into the system.  Of course, at first, you won't get much say in that, but eventually you may be able to make a difference.

That's the plan.  I'm also hoping to do some good by being able to help juries distinguish between actual mitigating circumstances and emotional manipulations by defense attorneys.

The ultimate goal is to be an appellate judge.  I'm pretty good at being able to see things from many angles at once.

Wow.  I like ambition.

As for emotional appeals, I've noticed they come in two flavors.

1.  The defendant has no excuse, no explanation.  He/she was fucking DUMB, and now knows just HOW dumb.  This is essentially a cry for mercy from some witless slob that shit the bed and doesn't know what to do.  And his lawyer?  He's doing his job.  If you have no defense, cry a bunch.

2.  REAL assholes, who are cynically manipulating the jury system.  Domestic violence repeat offenders are particularly good at this.  Hang the bastards higher than Haman.

You'll know the difference.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 01, 2013, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: Jez on March 01, 2013, 06:43:54 PM
Hi there.

I am newblood.  I'm one of those creepy people who lurks about for ages before actually joining, so I know enough not to scream and flail about when you call me on my bullshit.

I just started attending college again.  There were a lot of years between my first year and now, so I'm one of those irritating shits that think my experience in the actual world gives me insight into The Way Things AreTM.  I'm working on Bachelor's degrees in Criminal Justice and Political Science on my way to law school.  I'm hoping hanging out with you lot will help me laugh at the system while learning what I can do to fix some small part of it and not losing my mind the longer I look into the abyss.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 16, 2013, 01:35:01 PM
I might be back, not sure yet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 16, 2013, 02:00:48 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 16, 2013, 01:35:01 PM
I might be back, not sure yet.

Well howdy, stranger!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on March 16, 2013, 04:55:05 PM
Quote from: Jez on March 01, 2013, 07:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
And if you're going into criminal law, that's essentially what's out there.  May I suggest that you enter on the prosecutorial side?  You can do more good there...What America needs is more DAs with a sense of what's really a crime, and what is just another poor slob being tipped into the system.  Of course, at first, you won't get much say in that, but eventually you may be able to make a difference.

That's the plan.  I'm also hoping to do some good by being able to help juries distinguish between actual mitigating circumstances and emotional manipulations by defense attorneys.

The ultimate goal is to be an appellate judge.  I'm pretty good at being able to see things from many angles at once.

Greetings, Jez. :3
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nast on April 03, 2013, 10:46:31 AM
I pop in and out of this board so frequently that I feel that it hardly merits a post to announce that I found my way back, but I wanted to express my gratitude that this board has provided me with so many diverting things to read while I lay through the three days of throat infection and insomnia. For awhile there I was on the verge of taking up knitting again to fill the long void-like hours, but then I realized how much knitting infuriates me so I thought of coming back to you spags instead. Love you all!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on April 03, 2013, 10:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nast on April 03, 2013, 10:46:31 AM
I pop in and out of this board so frequently that I feel that it hardly merits a post to announce that I found my way back, but I wanted to express my gratitude that this board has provided me with so many diverting things to read while I lay through the three days of throat infection and insomnia. For awhile there I was on the verge of taking up knitting again to fill the long void-like hours, but then I realized how much knitting infuriates me so I thought of coming back to you spags instead. Love you all!

Its so nice to see you back, Nast.

Hey new people.
If you ever talk about drugs I will hunt you down and apply Religion to your living souls.
Welcome.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 05, 2013, 05:38:01 AM
Quote from: Jez on March 01, 2013, 06:43:54 PM
Hi there.

I am newblood.  I'm one of those creepy people who lurks about for ages before actually joining, so I know enough not to scream and flail about when you call me on my bullshit.

I just started attending college again.  There were a lot of years between my first year and now, so I'm one of those irritating shits that think my experience in the actual world gives me insight into The Way Things AreTM.  I'm working on Bachelor's degrees in Criminal Justice and Political Science on my way to law school.  I'm hoping hanging out with you lot will help me laugh at the system while learning what I can do to fix some small part of it and not losing my mind the longer I look into the abyss.

Well HI THERE, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 05, 2013, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Jez on March 01, 2013, 07:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
And if you're going into criminal law, that's essentially what's out there.  May I suggest that you enter on the prosecutorial side?  You can do more good there...What America needs is more DAs with a sense of what's really a crime, and what is just another poor slob being tipped into the system.  Of course, at first, you won't get much say in that, but eventually you may be able to make a difference.

That's the plan.  I'm also hoping to do some good by being able to help juries distinguish between actual mitigating circumstances and emotional manipulations by defense attorneys.

The ultimate goal is to be an appellate judge.  I'm pretty good at being able to see things from many angles at once.

You're double majoring? I might have questions for you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 05, 2013, 05:41:08 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 03, 2013, 10:46:31 AM
I pop in and out of this board so frequently that I feel that it hardly merits a post to announce that I found my way back, but I wanted to express my gratitude that this board has provided me with so many diverting things to read while I lay through the three days of throat infection and insomnia. For awhile there I was on the verge of taking up knitting again to fill the long void-like hours, but then I realized how much knitting infuriates me so I thought of coming back to you spags instead. Love you all!

Nast! MUCH LOVE!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: insideout on April 05, 2013, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 03, 2013, 10:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nast on April 03, 2013, 10:46:31 AM
I pop in and out of this board so frequently that I feel that it hardly merits a post to announce that I found my way back, but I wanted to express my gratitude that this board has provided me with so many diverting things to read while I lay through the three days of throat infection and insomnia. For awhile there I was on the verge of taking up knitting again to fill the long void-like hours, but then I realized how much knitting infuriates me so I thought of coming back to you spags instead. Love you all!

Its so nice to see you back, Nast.

Hey new people.
If you ever talk about drugs I will hunt you down and apply Religion to your living souls.
Welcome.
I take drugs for my hi blood pressure.  If applying religion would make my hi blood pressure not be hi anymore, you're welcome to apply religion.

Yes, I'd even invite Eris into my life if it would fix my health problems
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 05, 2013, 10:22:34 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 05:41:08 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 03, 2013, 10:46:31 AM
I pop in and out of this board so frequently that I feel that it hardly merits a post to announce that I found my way back, but I wanted to express my gratitude that this board has provided me with so many diverting things to read while I lay through the three days of throat infection and insomnia. For awhile there I was on the verge of taking up knitting again to fill the long void-like hours, but then I realized how much knitting infuriates me so I thought of coming back to you spags instead. Love you all!

Nast! MUCH LOVE!

is nice to see you back! Crochet is a thing I do now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Jez on April 06, 2013, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 05:39:18 AM
You're double majoring? I might have questions for you.

Not officially, yet.  I need to be a Junior to apply to the Criminal Justice major and have 15 credits with my school (I'm a transfer student) to apply for the PoliSci major.  I'm taking classes as though I will eventually be a double major, though.  And I was a double major during my Freshman year, a million years ago.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2013, 02:58:36 AM
Quote from: Jez on April 06, 2013, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 05:39:18 AM
You're double majoring? I might have questions for you.

Not officially, yet.  I need to be a Junior to apply to the Criminal Justice major and have 15 credits with my school (I'm a transfer student) to apply for the PoliSci major.  I'm taking classes as though I will eventually be a double major, though.  And I was a double major during my Freshman year, a million years ago.

My school discourages double majors, but because I want to be a neuroscientist I kind of need to major in biology. However, I'm far more interested in psychology and public health and see biology, while interesting, as mostly a means to an end. So I was thinking about playing along like I'm going for one major and then switching tracks and pursuing the other, and in my last year just happening to have so many credits in both that it would be stupid not to let me double major.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Jez on April 06, 2013, 08:01:07 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 06, 2013, 02:58:36 AM
My school discourages double majors, but because I want to be a neuroscientist I kind of need to major in biology. However, I'm far more interested in psychology and public health and see biology, while interesting, as mostly a means to an end. So I was thinking about playing along like I'm going for one major and then switching tracks and pursuing the other, and in my last year just happening to have so many credits in both that it would be stupid not to let me double major.

Hmm.  My majors overlap quite a bit (Constitutional law, law and politics, etc.) so it was only an extra semester to go for both.  That may be a little harder for Psychology/Biology.  Of course, I suppose the requirements for one can be the electives for the other.  Hopefully you can find some logical/sympathetic advisers and program directors to help with that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2013, 07:00:35 PM
Quote from: Jez on April 06, 2013, 08:01:07 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 06, 2013, 02:58:36 AM
My school discourages double majors, but because I want to be a neuroscientist I kind of need to major in biology. However, I'm far more interested in psychology and public health and see biology, while interesting, as mostly a means to an end. So I was thinking about playing along like I'm going for one major and then switching tracks and pursuing the other, and in my last year just happening to have so many credits in both that it would be stupid not to let me double major.

Hmm.  My majors overlap quite a bit (Constitutional law, law and politics, etc.) so it was only an extra semester to go for both.  That may be a little harder for Psychology/Biology.  Of course, I suppose the requirements for one can be the electives for the other.  Hopefully you can find some logical/sympathetic advisers and program directors to help with that.

Oh, I've already taken all my electives. :lulz: No, it adds a full year to get both, but I really feel I need both as a foundation for neuroscience. I'd love to get some public health in as well, but I'm going to apply to the MSW/MPH dual degree program as a backup for if I don't get into the neuroscience program.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: GrannySmith on April 24, 2013, 11:15:56 PM
hallo everybody, i'm sort of new here, i made my account ages ago when i was seeing fives everywhere and was fixated on the monks. I'm not obsessed with five any more, i tend to change my obsessions regularly, but i often really like the way you lot think. About me, i like half-learning as many things as i can, mostly i like maths and pope bob. prost from germany
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 25, 2013, 01:46:45 AM
Quote from: GrannySmith on April 24, 2013, 11:15:56 PM
hallo everybody, i'm sort of new here, i made my account ages ago when i was seeing fives everywhere and was fixated on the monks. I'm not obsessed with five any more, i tend to change my obsessions regularly, but i often really like the way you lot think. About me, i like half-learning as many things as i can, mostly i like maths and pope bob. prost from germany

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chucklemaster on May 09, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 09, 2013, 09:03:14 PM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

RWHN could definitely use someone on his side, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 09, 2013, 09:12:25 PM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

YEAH! I'M SOMEONE!

Hey, new guy. Look out for deadly cookies.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chucklemaster on May 09, 2013, 09:14:29 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 09:12:25 PM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

YEAH! I'M SOMEONE!

Hey, new guy. Look out for deadly cookies.

I'll keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 09, 2013, 09:22:00 PM
Forget what you thought you knew about Discordia™!
PD is like the following image:
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/102012/1350322897_baseball_breaks_camera.gif)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on May 10, 2013, 01:14:54 AM
Quote from: V3X on May 09, 2013, 09:03:14 PM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

RWHN could definitely use someone on his side, that's for sure.


I like this one, I'll take him.  (assuming you are a him.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2013, 01:54:00 AM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Stryfe Konstantion on May 22, 2013, 08:01:28 AM
Hi, I'm a flightless bird from Middle Earth named Stryfe. I enjoy long runs on the beach mainly because I see a bonfire in the distance or orcs are chasing me. They keep raiding my pantry at night as well. I probably arrive precisely when I mean to but work gets angry when I turn up late.


OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH, DISCO TIME!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2013, 01:08:11 PM
Man that is WACKY.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2013, 02:53:54 PM
Zany.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 22, 2013, 02:54:09 PM
Craaazyy
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2013, 04:15:02 PM
Fnord!

Yup, I just said "fnord"

I feel kinda dirty  :cry:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 22, 2013, 04:47:17 PM
How RaNdOm!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 22, 2013, 05:30:50 PM
I read that as 'orcas'. Made much more sense.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chucklemaster on May 23, 2013, 05:50:58 AM
Quote from: Misery's Fred Trough on May 10, 2013, 01:14:54 AM
Quote from: V3X on May 09, 2013, 09:03:14 PM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
hey. I'm a Discordian, though probably very a slightly more fnord-y one(think beelzebub's bath scrub); I've been around, someone told me to post here, I thought it was a good idea. I'm pretty ethically hedonistic, and making people's days weirder has become a regular hobby.
Bazoo!

RWHN could definitely use someone on his side, that's for sure.


I like this one, I'll take him.  (assuming you are a him.)

Yus.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Count Chocula on June 05, 2013, 09:41:15 PM
Hi.

This is my zany, crazy, random introduction post.

NOW LOVE ME BECAUSE IM UNFORGETTABLE

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 06, 2013, 01:08:02 AM
Quote from: Delcon on June 05, 2013, 09:41:15 PM
Hi.

This is my zany, crazy, random introduction post.

NOW LOVE ME BECAUSE IM UNFORGETTABLE

0 / 10
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Left on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us. 

Ok...Truth is stranger than fiction.

I was married to a female...who was not born physically female.
When she transitioned, she took the middle name of Eris...and that's what she goes by.
...She is a true avatar of the Goddess, alright.
...The divorce was final  (ironically enough) on April first.
She's still here in my house, but will be leaving soon.

We were just profoundly incompatible, especially after she stopped taking her medication. :eek:
We were together for 10 years total.
...She stopped treating me with respect entirely around 2005 though.

I'm under stress and suffering from a wonky, fogged brain right now from her incipient departure...bon voyage to the crazy cat lady...
She named all the cats in the divorce decree.
O.o

Yes, we were really married, in Texas, because for the point of marriage the state looks at her birth sex only.
If you meet her in person, she may go explodey if you call her sir.

...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I am sad and relieved that I won't ever get to pop out a sprog, but single parenthood's just a bad idea.
I have a 11-year-old sinus infection, and I am tired a lot.
I pop pills like a pac-man to keep my sinuses somewhat open, lungs open, brain functional. 
I really do set thing down randomly-right now I can't find my damn paycheck.
I turned 40 a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:14:33 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us. 

Ok...Truth is stranger than fiction.

I was married to a female...who was not born physically female.
When she transitioned, she took the middle name of Eris...and that's what she goes by.
...She is a true avatar of the Goddess, alright.
...The divorce was final  (ironically enough) on April first.
She's still here in my house, but will be leaving soon.

We were just profoundly incompatible, especially after she stopped taking her medication. :eek:
We were together for 10 years total.
...She stopped treating me with respect entirely around 2005 though.

I'm under stress and suffering from a wonky, fogged brain right now from her incipient departure...bon voyage to the crazy cat lady...
She named all the cats in the divorce decree.
O.o

Yes, we were really married, in Texas, because for the point of marriage the state looks at her birth sex only.
If you meet her in person, she may go explodey if you call her sir.

...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I am sad and relieved that I won't ever get to pop out a sprog, but single parenthood's just a bad idea.
I have a 11-year-old sinus infection, and I am tired a lot.
I pop pills like a pac-man to keep my sinuses somewhat open, lungs open, brain functional. 
I really do set thing down randomly-right now I can't find my damn paycheck.
I turned 40 a couple of weeks ago.

Okay.  So, you yourself are female?

Also, pills here makes everything better.  Subjectively.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 06, 2013, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: Delcon on June 05, 2013, 09:41:15 PM
Hi.

This is my zany, crazy, random introduction post.

NOW LOVE ME BECAUSE IM UNFORGETTABLE

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 06, 2013, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us. 

Ok...Truth is stranger than fiction.

I was married to a female...who was not born physically female.
When she transitioned, she took the middle name of Eris...and that's what she goes by.
...She is a true avatar of the Goddess, alright.
...The divorce was final  (ironically enough) on April first.
She's still here in my house, but will be leaving soon.

We were just profoundly incompatible, especially after she stopped taking her medication. :eek:
We were together for 10 years total.
...She stopped treating me with respect entirely around 2005 though.

I'm under stress and suffering from a wonky, fogged brain right now from her incipient departure...bon voyage to the crazy cat lady...
She named all the cats in the divorce decree.
O.o

Yes, we were really married, in Texas, because for the point of marriage the state looks at her birth sex only.
If you meet her in person, she may go explodey if you call her sir.

...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I am sad and relieved that I won't ever get to pop out a sprog, but single parenthood's just a bad idea.
I have a 11-year-old sinus infection, and I am tired a lot.
I pop pills like a pac-man to keep my sinuses somewhat open, lungs open, brain functional. 
I really do set thing down randomly-right now I can't find my damn paycheck.
I turned 40 a couple of weeks ago.

If you have insurance, you might want to get that sinus situation looked at. I had surgery five or six or seven years ago and haven't had a sinus infection since. I'm also not tired all the time anymore.

Although, that might be mostly stress in your case.

Your ex-wife sounds like an asshole.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I'd love to hear about that. Always interested in travellers tales from planet batshit. Did much the same myself a couple of times in the past read about it here (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,25383.msg880319.html#msg880319) If you're as interested in other's meltdown experiences as I am, you might get a kick out of the spelling mistakes.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I'd love to hear about that. Always interested in travellers tales from planet batshit. Did much the same myself a couple of times in the past read about it here (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,25383.msg880319.html#msg880319) If you're as interested in other's meltdown experiences as I am, you might get a kick out of the spelling mistakes.

And I had the brain flukes, so I sympathize with both of you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I'd love to hear about that. Always interested in travellers tales from planet batshit. Did much the same myself a couple of times in the past read about it here (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,25383.msg880319.html#msg880319) If you're as interested in other's meltdown experiences as I am, you might get a kick out of the spelling mistakes.

And I had the brain flukes, so I sympathize with both of you.

Did you have actual brain flukes? Like forealz little buggers in your head? Somehow I always thought that was a euphemism. Now I have a gnawing feeling of ick, buzzing around the outside of my cranium  :eek:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 06:12:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I'd love to hear about that. Always interested in travellers tales from planet batshit. Did much the same myself a couple of times in the past read about it here (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,25383.msg880319.html#msg880319) If you're as interested in other's meltdown experiences as I am, you might get a kick out of the spelling mistakes.

And I had the brain flukes, so I sympathize with both of you.

Did you have actual brain flukes? Like forealz little buggers in your head? Somehow I always thought that was a euphemism. Now I have a gnawing feeling of ick, buzzing around the outside of my cranium  :eek:

Oh, they exist, but that's not what I actually had.  I had a non-malarial brain virus.

That means they don't know what it was.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Left on June 07, 2013, 02:59:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:14:33 PM

Okay.  So, you yourself are female?

Technically and legally female.
I refer to myself as "Intersexed between the ears" though. 
I have let people pick the pronoun set they wish to use with me and wondered what it told me about the person.

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I'd love to hear about that. Always interested in travellers tales from planet batshit. Did much the same myself a couple of times in the past read about it here (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,25383.msg880319.html#msg880319) If you're as interested in other's meltdown experiences as I am, you might get a kick out of the spelling mistakes.

I was depressed enough to be hospitalized for about a year, but I don't have insurance. 
There's the county, but they would not keep me long enough to do any good.

...I was pretty suicidal for about a year, such that I was spending hours a day making more elaborate plans to do myself in.  Then I started getting back some more repressed memories, along with PTSD freakouts.
Then I started figuring out who those voices in my head were...And none of them liked my wife.
We (an interior we) started working on why that was...

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:08:55 PM

If you have insurance, you might want to get that sinus situation looked at. I had surgery five or six or seven years ago and haven't had a sinus infection since. I'm also not tired all the time anymore.

Although, that might be mostly stress in your case.

Your ex-wife sounds like an asshole.

In my ex's defense she did pay for the first sinus surgery, which occurred in Mexico.
My ex-wife probably has Asperger's.  Almost certainly.
She does not want a diagnosis. 
When I said that figuring out how to interact with neurotypical people would be helpful, she said (loudly) "Why should I change my reactions to accommodate other people?  Why can't they accommodate ME?"
She has often wished people were more like computers, simple to understand, logical, and they do what you tell them to.

Went through the county to get a second sinus surgery.
...I need to get back in the county and get more crap removed from my head.
It'll probably take about a year to get a surgery scheduled, I want them to go for a frontal sinus obliteration.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2013, 03:18:25 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 07, 2013, 02:59:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:14:33 PM

Okay.  So, you yourself are female?

Technically and legally female.
I refer to myself as "Intersexed between the ears" though. 

Okay.  I'm going to refer to you with female pronouns unless you would rather I didn't.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 07, 2013, 08:48:22 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us. 

Ok...Truth is stranger than fiction.

I was married to a female...who was not born physically female.
When she transitioned, she took the middle name of Eris...and that's what she goes by.
...She is a true avatar of the Goddess, alright.
...The divorce was final  (ironically enough) on April first.
She's still here in my house, but will be leaving soon.

We were just profoundly incompatible, especially after she stopped taking her medication. :eek:
We were together for 10 years total.
...She stopped treating me with respect entirely around 2005 though.

I'm under stress and suffering from a wonky, fogged brain right now from her incipient departure...bon voyage to the crazy cat lady...
She named all the cats in the divorce decree.
O.o

Yes, we were really married, in Texas, because for the point of marriage the state looks at her birth sex only.
If you meet her in person, she may go explodey if you call her sir.

...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I am sad and relieved that I won't ever get to pop out a sprog, but single parenthood's just a bad idea.
I have a 11-year-old sinus infection, and I am tired a lot.
I pop pills like a pac-man to keep my sinuses somewhat open, lungs open, brain functional. 
I really do set thing down randomly-right now I can't find my damn paycheck.
I turned 40 a couple of weeks ago.

Ouch ouch fucking OUCH.

I do take a certain pleasure in the bolded line, though, since it's such a beautiful example of Texas fuckheaded legislation backfiring on them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Left on June 09, 2013, 01:54:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 07, 2013, 08:48:22 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

Just tell us about yourself, and what horrible personal defect led you to us. 

Ok...Truth is stranger than fiction.

I was married to a female...who was not born physically female.
When she transitioned, she took the middle name of Eris...and that's what she goes by.
...She is a true avatar of the Goddess, alright.
...The divorce was final  (ironically enough) on April first.
She's still here in my house, but will be leaving soon.

We were just profoundly incompatible, especially after she stopped taking her medication. :eek:
We were together for 10 years total.
...She stopped treating me with respect entirely around 2005 though.

I'm under stress and suffering from a wonky, fogged brain right now from her incipient departure...bon voyage to the crazy cat lady...
She named all the cats in the divorce decree.
O.o

Yes, we were really married, in Texas, because for the point of marriage the state looks at her birth sex only.
If you meet her in person, she may go explodey if you call her sir.

...In 2011 my brain went REALLY wonky, in what was perhaps my most spectacular mental breakdown/reformat.
...I am now on me version 4.0...Mental reconfiguration hurts, but it was either that or self-destruct.

I am sad and relieved that I won't ever get to pop out a sprog, but single parenthood's just a bad idea.
I have a 11-year-old sinus infection, and I am tired a lot.
I pop pills like a pac-man to keep my sinuses somewhat open, lungs open, brain functional. 
I really do set thing down randomly-right now I can't find my damn paycheck.
I turned 40 a couple of weeks ago.

Ouch ouch fucking OUCH.

I do take a certain pleasure in the bolded line, though, since it's such a beautiful example of Texas fuckheaded legislation backfiring on them.

Better, it's only available under the 5th district court in San Antonio. We had to drive over.
The clerks faced with us had this wonderful deer-in-the-headlights look. :lol:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2013, 03:18:25 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 07, 2013, 02:59:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:14:33 PM

Okay.  So, you yourself are female?

Technically and legally female.
I refer to myself as "Intersexed between the ears" though. 

Okay.  I'm going to refer to you with female pronouns unless you would rather I didn't.

Suit thyself, Dok.  8)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on July 12, 2013, 03:46:15 AM
1000

Took me almost 9 years.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 12, 2013, 05:07:23 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on July 12, 2013, 03:46:15 AM
1000

Took me almost 9 years.

The old postcount titles may be gone, but you'll always be an Ass Polyp on the inside.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 12, 2013, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on July 12, 2013, 03:46:15 AM
1000

Took me almost 9 years.

I am so confused by your postcount. It appears to be normal?  :?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2013, 12:25:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on July 12, 2013, 03:46:15 AM
1000

Took me almost 9 years.

I am so confused by your postcount. It appears to be normal?  :?
Yeah, when did that happen?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on July 14, 2013, 07:09:59 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 14, 2013, 12:25:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on July 12, 2013, 03:46:15 AM
1000

Took me almost 9 years.

I am so confused by your postcount. It appears to be normal?  :?
Yeah, when did that happen?

When PD got switched to Ze German server.

Have I really posted that much? Jesus.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Golden Applesauce on July 14, 2013, 08:09:21 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 06, 2013, 04:15:33 AM
I have a 11-year-old sinus infection, and I am tired a lot.
I pop pills like a pac-man to keep my sinuses somewhat open, lungs open, brain functional. 

IANADoctor and no idea if this would actually help you, but here is the best review for the Hitachi Magic Wand EVER:

Quote from: http://www.amazon.com/review/R3SLKKSE0OVWW6226 of 289 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars
If you have bad sinuses..., April 1, 2007
By SFHandyman

This review is from: Hitachi Magic Wand Massager (Health and Beauty)

How I ended up buying one of these:

I had a very bad flu. I'd been sick for a week, when I developed a horrible sinus headache. I guess the cold/flu medicine had caused my sinuses to block. I was throwing up any pain medications, so I couldn't do anything for it. It was so painful, I started hitting my head on the wall - surprisingly, that felt good. It was about 2am though and I don't think my neighbors would have appreciated me doing that all night.

So I tried to think of something else, I jumped in the shower and turned the shower massage on pulse and put it on my face. It felt wonderful. I stood there for about 30 minutes and again, I thought, 'I can't stand here all night' and I realized I really needed a vibrator.

It was 3am, I looked horrible, my hair was wet but I quickly got dressed and drove over to the all night sex emporium. I walked in looking horrible, and said "where are the vibrators, I need a vibrator."

The clerk pointed to the rack in the back of the store. I looked at the toys and didn't think they had the power that I needed, then I saw the wand. I bought it and hurried back home. I immediately plugged it in and put it on my painful sinuses. It was amazing. I hold it firmly over each side of my nose and it will cause any sinus blockage to release, then I hold it firmly on the bridge of my nose with a kleenex ready, and it will make me sneeze, which blows out the offending material. Then it's back to my cheeks again, I repeat until there is no longer a blockage. Even if I can't get my sinuses to open, it still feels wonderful when you have any kind of headache but it's the sinus relief I love. I can also relieve sinus pain without medication, that makes me sleepy or edgy or dries them out so bad my nose hurts.

I couldn't remember why Amazon would know I had this, then I remembered that I bought one for a friend who had cancer. He had been mostly confined to bed and his shoulders and neck were cramping up so bad that he couldn't lift his head or drop his shoulders when he had to stand up. I knew this thing had the power to work out those kinks, so I jumped on Amazon and had them send him one (he was in a different city). I got an email a couple of days later and it just said "I got it. THANK YOU". The next time we spoke he thanked me over and over. It worked the kinks out of his neck and shoulders and for someone who had just felt pain for such a long time, it was wonderful to have some relief. He got better by the way so it's a really happy story.

I have used it a little bit for other forms of stimulation, but really this is my magic sinus fixer. If you have a friend with allergies, headaches or frequent sinus infections this is a great gift. Even when I have a cold, it can force a sneeze and relieve any nasal blockage. I don't know if it would do the same thing for anyone else. I've never heard of anyone recommending the technique. This stays plugged in and under my bed - ready to go to work when I have a headache. I'm sure if anyone saw it, they'd assume it was there for another reason, but it's job is a pain reliever for me. It works great on any sore muscles also.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 15, 2013, 02:19:08 AM
That thing looks AWESOME!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Left on July 15, 2013, 02:23:55 AM
I already possess such a device and have in fact used it as described in the review...

Not what I bought it for... :lol:  But you can cause yourself to sneeze by running it on the bridge of your nose, or use it on sore muscles...It's powerful enough to...um... really get rid of tension...

The hitachi magic wand is $60  VERY well spent.

Have added N-acetyl-cystiene to the pill menu, aaand the creeping crud in my head is  getting better!!!
WOOWHOO! :banana:

I've been using a water-pik on my sinuses for some time, I figured out the angle of the "pik" fits perfectly into my maxillaries.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: GrannySmith on July 24, 2013, 06:56:00 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WOW now i want one too, even if it were only for the sneezing effect described in the review!!! :D :showus:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 14, 2013, 07:09:59 PM
When PD got switched to Ze German server.

Have I really posted that much? Jesus.

German server? Are we on Hetzner now? Cool! Is it cheaper/better than Dreamhost?

Also if they took the code I wrote to mess up the postcounts when they moved servers, the postcounts are simply all messed up. It's not quite random, but a weird formula I doubt anyone will figure out. It's supposed to change only when you make a post (hence it's not random), otherwise it'd be too easy to spot it wasn't quite right, but I don't remember the specifics.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2013, 08:56:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 14, 2013, 07:09:59 PM
When PD got switched to Ze German server.

Have I really posted that much? Jesus.

German server? Are we on Hetzner now? Cool! Is it cheaper/better than Dreamhost?

Also if they took the code I wrote to mess up the postcounts when they moved servers, the postcounts are simply all messed up. It's not quite random, but a weird formula I doubt anyone will figure out. It's supposed to change only when you make a post (hence it's not random), otherwise it'd be too easy to spot it wasn't quite right, but I don't remember the specifics.

I just remember my friend freaking out about how I could possibly have over 500,000 posts on a forum.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 08:59:10 PM
We had the old one with all the weird units, but then something broke and I didn't have time to create something elaborate again so I came up with a crazy ass formula.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 29, 2013, 08:59:40 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 14, 2013, 07:09:59 PM
When PD got switched to Ze German server.

Have I really posted that much? Jesus.

German server? Are we on Hetzner now? Cool! Is it cheaper/better than Dreamhost?

Also if they took the code I wrote to mess up the postcounts when they moved servers, the postcounts are simply all messed up. It's not quite random, but a weird formula I doubt anyone will figure out. It's supposed to change only when you make a post (hence it's not random), otherwise it'd be too easy to spot it wasn't quite right, but I don't remember the specifics.

So if two people actually had the same number of posts, the numbers displayed under their avatars would be the same?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 09:02:10 PM
No. :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2013, 09:08:20 PM
My guess is that it somehow involves their registration date.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on July 29, 2013, 09:10:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 08:59:10 PM
We had the old one with all the weird units, but then something broke and I didn't have time to create something elaborate again so I came up with a crazy ass formula.

Three times I've gone to respond to your message and havent gotten a chance. I was south of the equator for a month and now I am trapped in sheffield. I have to get onto you properly. Have you killed any eated cram yet?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 09:21:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2013, 09:08:20 PM
My guess is that it somehow involves their registration date.

Close, but it doesn't use the registration date :)

Quote from: Faust on July 29, 2013, 09:10:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 08:59:10 PM
We had the old one with all the weird units, but then something broke and I didn't have time to create something elaborate again so I came up with a crazy ass formula.

Three times I've gone to respond to your message and havent gotten a chance. I was south of the equator for a month and now I am trapped in sheffield. I have to get onto you properly. Have you killed any eated cram yet?

Don't worry about it, I failed to answer your G+ reply after bluntly asking who you were, I'll see that PM when you have time for it :)

And yes we met up with Cram, three of his friends, Regret, Sjaako, someone from the IRC channel and even some random spags who "aren't Discordians really, we just sorta kinda follow the group on FB", in Amsterdam on Saturday, had a GREAT time. I got no pics myself, but hope to get some when Cram gets back from his LARP (he'll be invading Germany tomorrow).

On sunday I took Cram and his friends to Utrecht, we spagged around, had more great times (less tourists, less crowded streets, makes a happy trip) and we had dinner at the same place I took you and your girl (wife now? weren't you getting married or am I confusing things here), and it was again super delicious and awesome, actually surprised me, I had almost forgotten (especially for the price, which makes a happy Dutchspag :P).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on July 29, 2013, 09:33:48 PM
Hehe, Still engaged and will be for a while yet. That was an awesome resteraunt, Its cool that more discordians have invaded its hallowed halls.

I'm raging I missed it but it was just bad timing on my part. I had just come back to work after a month off so I would have beeen killed if I asked for more.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 09:39:40 PM
There's probably going to be another NL meetup somewhere in October or so. I'll keep you posted on details when I know them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on July 29, 2013, 09:49:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 09:39:40 PM
There's probably going to be another NL meetup somewhere in October or so. I'll keep you posted on details when I know them.

excellent. Sounds good.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 29, 2013, 10:26:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 02:19:08 AM
That thing looks AWESOME!

I missed this! The magic wand is fucking brilliant!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: /J/ewcat on August 04, 2013, 07:10:31 PM
Hello,
I am a Jew Cat.
I belong to /B/earman.

I'm aspiring to be the world's greatest crazy cat lady when I grow up. I'm also learning how to be very angry and very constructive with my anger.

My interest in this forum stemmed from /B/earman showing me a sermon from the Good Reverend Roger.

Pleasure to meet you!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 04, 2013, 07:40:19 PM
Hi, welcome to PD!

If you pronounce FCCL it sounds like fecal.

I approve.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 04, 2013, 09:33:03 PM
Quote from: Future Crazy Cat Lady on August 04, 2013, 07:10:31 PM
Hello,
I am a Jew Cat.
I belong to /B/earman.

I'm aspiring to be the world's greatest crazy cat lady when I grow up. I'm also learning how to be very angry and very constructive with my anger.

My interest in this forum stemmed from /B/earman showing me a sermon from the Good Reverend Roger.

Pleasure to meet you!

Hello. Welcome to the party. I am also an aspiring crazy cat lady. If that includes a shot gun and some moonshine and a rocking chair on a rickety front porch. Good luck with the anger thing. TGRR's sermons will more than help you with that.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Left on August 05, 2013, 04:08:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 04, 2013, 09:33:03 PM
Quote from: Future Crazy Cat Lady on August 04, 2013, 07:10:31 PM
Hello,
I am a Jew Cat.
I belong to /B/earman.

I'm aspiring to be the world's greatest crazy cat lady when I grow up. I'm also learning how to be very angry and very constructive with my anger.

My interest in this forum stemmed from /B/earman showing me a sermon from the Good Reverend Roger.

Pleasure to meet you!

Hello. Welcome to the party. I am also an aspiring crazy cat lady. If that includes a shot gun and some moonshine and a rocking chair on a rickety front porch. Good luck with the anger thing. TGRR's sermons will more than help you with that.  :lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4fVsSejI4Q

I'm crazy, though this seems to include various animals.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 07:30:15 PM
Hi all,

My name is Jake and I feel very fortunate to have found a little enclave of folks who may or may not share my zest for Ultimate Knowledge and Bullshit.

I recently discovered Discordian philosophy while researching tulpas-which led me to Chaos Magic which (I think) led me to RAW where I've been residing for the last few months.

some context

The first set of books that ever royally mindfucked me (which, of course, led me to the Science and Philosophy sections of the bookstore) were the "alien abduction" memoirs by Whitley Strieber- this was back in high school.
I was pretty well sold on the whole metaphysical message and spent a lot of time trying to figure it all out which proved to be terribly frustrating-so much so I eventually resorted to the skeptical literature.

I read (for the first time) Carl Sagan-who became an intellectual hero of mine. From there on I read more science, psychology, analytical philosophy, etc. . .all decidedly rationalistic (think: Daniel Dennett) and quite challenging for a wooly minded painterly type like myself (see: pretentious.) During this sojourn I found Zen Buddhism and now sit my ass on a cushion every morning watching the carpet crawl. . .

Presently

I am 23 (!) and have decided I feel the sanest (and happiest) when I ape Discordian logic and muck around with the Sacred Chao. I am just about through with both Prometheus Rising and the Principia. . .both books that have frustrated my lame philosophical assumptions for months now-which is pretty damn refreshing. Having a sense of humor about all this stuff is huge plus too!

I hope I can contribute something to this party.  :lulz:

Thanks for your time.

-Jake

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:36:43 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 07:30:15 PM
Hi all,

My name is Jake and I feel very fortunate to have found a little enclave of folks who may or may not share my zest for Ultimate Knowledge and Bullshit.

Questing for bullshit?  Isn't that like hauling coals to Newcastle?  And "ultimate knowledge" sounds a bit too much like "ultimate responsibility" or "ultimate liability".

QuoteI recently discovered Discordian philosophy while researching tulpas-which led me to Chaos Magic which (I think) led me to RAW where I've been residing for the last few months.

This is going to end very well.  I can sense it.

Quotesome context

The first set of books that ever royally mindfucked me (which, of course, led me to the Science and Philosophy sections of the bookstore) were the "alien abduction" memoirs by Whitley Strieber- this was back in high school.

He's the guy that aliens travel light years to probe up the pooper, right? 

QuoteI was pretty well sold on the whole metaphysical message and spent a lot of time trying to figure it all out which proved to be terribly frustrating-so much so I eventually resorted to the skeptical literature.

Interesting.  Most people who swallow metaphysical crap and have trouble with it usually go looking for a guru.  This one might have potential.  Maybe.

QuoteI read (for the first time) Carl Sagan-who became an intellectual hero of mine. From there on I read more science, psychology, analytical philosophy, etc. . .all decidedly rationalistic (think: Daniel Dennett) and quite challenging for a wooly minded painterly type like myself (see: pretentious.) During this sojourn I found Zen Buddhism and now sit my ass on a cushion every morning watching the carpet crawl. . .

Hey, I do that too!  Only without the Zen.  I use benzos.

QuoteI hope I can contribute something to this party.  :lulz:

Oh, me too.  Me, too.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:38:16 PM
IN BEFORE CRAMULUS
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 07:40:03 PM
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Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 07:40:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:38:16 PM
IN BEFORE CRAMULUS

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/argh.gif)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 14, 2013, 07:40:43 PM
Hi there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 07:40:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:38:16 PM
IN BEFORE CRAMULUS

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/argh.gif)

Fear my ninja-like skills.

TGRR,
IN B4 PATRICK HENRY
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 14, 2013, 07:40:43 PM
Hi there, new guy!

Gland:  Do not listen to LMNO.  He is BAD FOR YOU.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 07:55:22 PM
YES! YES! and hello!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 14, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
Hey new thing! Have fun and avoid the drug threads.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:00:16 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 14, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
Hey new thing! Have fun and avoid the drug threads.

While I normally can't condone Queen Gogira's behavior or suggestions, this one is solid gold.

Not that anyone warning you can avoid them.  No.  They are trying to save YOU from THEIR fate, endlessly wanking it in the drug threads until nothing but blood comes out.

Drug Threads:  NOT EVEN ONCE.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 14, 2013, 08:05:03 PM
I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 14, 2013, 08:05:03 PM
I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.

I posted in a drug thread once, and they came and took my family away.  Not just my kids, my whole fucking family.  Cousins, aunts, uncles, everything.  They say I can have them back when the foster parents are done beating the shit out of them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 14, 2013, 08:09:12 PM
I've quit drug threads more often than smoking.

I've had marginally more success at staying off drug threads.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?

It's happened TWICE! Both times, I just happened to go past the church on one of these:

(http://gfx.nrk.no/A_rpM67r0i0WQHCkVMFrwgQxTu22fr3we4wuqb9Vz0Iw.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?

It's happened TWICE! Both times, I just happened to go past the church on one of these:

(http://gfx.nrk.no/A_rpM67r0i0WQHCkVMFrwgQxTu22fr3we4wuqb9Vz0Iw.jpg)

WHERE DID YOUR LEG GO?

AWWW, THEY CUT WAFFLE'S LEG OFF!    :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 08:39:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?

It's happened TWICE! Both times, I just happened to go past the church on one of these:

(http://gfx.nrk.no/A_rpM67r0i0WQHCkVMFrwgQxTu22fr3we4wuqb9Vz0Iw.jpg)

WHERE DID YOUR LEG GO?

AWWW, THEY CUT WAFFLE'S LEG OFF!    :horrormirth:

They sewed it back on. Granted, it wasn't mineand it is a couple of inches shorter than the old one, but it works.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 09:18:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 14, 2013, 08:05:03 PM
I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.

I posted in a drug thread once, and they came and took my family away.  Not just my kids, my whole fucking family.  Cousins, aunts, uncles, everything.  They say I can have them back when the foster parents are done beating the shit out of them.


Jeez... :| I hope the both of you are keeping the FAITH. I feel you (is that cool?) I once posted in the Hidden Science/ Advanced Technology/ Top Secret section on the David Icke forums and ever since then all of friends, relatives, and ex-girlfriends (ALL of them) conspire at the nearest Double Tree where (I suspect) they are making jokes at my expense. With only the WORST intentions of course. . .

I also have developed a mild case of HPPD   see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hppd
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:22:28 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 09:18:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 14, 2013, 08:05:03 PM
I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.

I posted in a drug thread once, and they came and took my family away.  Not just my kids, my whole fucking family.  Cousins, aunts, uncles, everything.  They say I can have them back when the foster parents are done beating the shit out of them.


Jeez... :| I hope the both of you are keeping the FAITH. I feel you (is that cool?) I once posted in the Hidden Science/ Advanced Technology/ Top Secret section on the David Icke forums and ever since then all of friends, relatives, and ex-girlfriends (ALL of them) conspire at the nearest Double Tree where (I suspect) they are making jokes at my expense. With only the WORST intentions of course. . .

I also have developed a mild case of HPPD   see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hppd

Well, that will teach you, won't it?


Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2013, 10:04:58 PM
HEY THERE NEW GUY. TALK TO ME.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 14, 2013, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 10:24:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.

Anyone can do the Arizona Two Step.

And one day, everyone will.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 14, 2013, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 10:24:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.

Anyone can do the Arizona Two Step.

And one day, everyone will.

STEP TOGETHER STEP BACK TAP BACK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqP3DrfQG7k)

:horror:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 10:32:20 PM
Quote from: stelz on August 14, 2013, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 10:24:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.

Anyone can do the Arizona Two Step.

And one day, everyone will.

STEP TOGETHER STEP BACK TAP BACK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqP3DrfQG7k)

:horror:

That is bogus.  There are more than two steps in that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 14, 2013, 10:35:12 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 10:38:40 PM
Quote from: stelz on August 14, 2013, 10:35:12 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Well, it's true.  The proper Arizona Two Step only has TWO STEPS.  And they AREN'T REPEATED.  One step, two step, DONE, and you won't even make the front page the next day.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 10:45:14 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:04:58 PM
HEY THERE NEW GUY. TALK TO ME.

Wow, an exclusive invitation :) :)

Do you think it's a good idea to have my laptop "talk" to me using the text to speech function?
Maybe read some PDF books (like Law: A Very Short Introduction for example?)
Perhaps do this daily since I am grossly (and becoming incrementally) illiterate...

your answer is more important to me than that of some guy that eats babies. . .no offense to the Waffleman

THANKS

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 10:45:53 PM
This one is bad.  I can smell it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 10:48:07 PM
Hopefully I am just a little dusty...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 10:54:36 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 10:48:07 PM
Hopefully I am just a little dusty...

You're one of Those People.  I have an unerring instinct about this shit.

Comes from being a Holy Man™.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 11:14:05 PM
Never been called a 'Those People' before-perhaps I should have lurked a little longer but I just had to (somewhat soberly) introduce myself before completely giving myself up to the all of the fun.

I hope to spoil your prophecies Holy Man™. . .but not too much. Or maybe no?

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2013, 11:19:17 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 10:45:14 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:04:58 PM
HEY THERE NEW GUY. TALK TO ME.

Wow, an exclusive invitation :) :)

Do you think it's a good idea to have my laptop "talk" to me using the text to speech function?
Maybe read some PDF books (like Law: A Very Short Introduction for example?)
Perhaps do this daily since I am grossly (and becoming incrementally) illiterate...

your answer is more important to me than that of some guy that eats babies. . .no offense to the Waffleman

THANKS

No.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 11:20:56 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 11:14:05 PM
Never been called a 'Those People' before-perhaps I should have lurked a little longer but I just had to (somewhat soberly) introduce myself before completely giving myself up to the all of the fun.

I hope to spoil your prophecies Holy Man™. . .but not too much. Or maybe no?

SING ME THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 11:30:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 11:20:56 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 11:14:05 PM
Never been called a 'Those People' before-perhaps I should have lurked a little longer but I just had to (somewhat soberly) introduce myself before completely giving myself up to the all of the fun.

I hope to spoil your prophecies Holy Man™. . .but not too much. Or maybe no?

SING ME THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7o7BrlbaDs  !
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 11:31:23 PM
My people are French?   :?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 11:37:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 11:31:23 PM
My people are French?   :?

well...yes.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 11:38:50 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 11:19:17 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 10:45:14 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:04:58 PM
HEY THERE NEW GUY. TALK TO ME.

Wow, an exclusive invitation :) :)

Do you think it's a good idea to have my laptop "talk" to me using the text to speech function?
Maybe read some PDF books (like Law: A Very Short Introduction for example?)
Perhaps do this daily since I am grossly (and becoming incrementally) illiterate...

your answer is more important to me than that of some guy that eats babies. . .no offense to the Waffleman

THANKS

No.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 15, 2013, 12:57:23 AM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 11:38:50 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 11:19:17 PM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 10:45:14 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:04:58 PM
HEY THERE NEW GUY. TALK TO ME.

Wow, an exclusive invitation :) :)

Do you think it's a good idea to have my laptop "talk" to me using the text to speech function?
Maybe read some PDF books (like Law: A Very Short Introduction for example?)
Perhaps do this daily since I am grossly (and becoming incrementally) illiterate...

your answer is more important to me than that of some guy that eats babies. . .no offense to the Waffleman

THANKS

No.

Thank you.

Always happy to be of service.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Count Chocula on August 15, 2013, 01:06:56 AM
Quote from: Giant(G)Land on August 14, 2013, 07:30:15 PM
Hi all,

My name is Jake and I feel very fortunate to have found a little enclave of folks who may or may not share my zest for Ultimate Knowledge and Bullshit.

I recently discovered Discordian philosophy while researching tulpas-which led me to Chaos Magic which (I think) led me to RAW where I've been residing for the last few months.

some context

The first set of books that ever royally mindfucked me (which, of course, led me to the Science and Philosophy sections of the bookstore) were the "alien abduction" memoirs by Whitley Strieber- this was back in high school.
I was pretty well sold on the whole metaphysical message and spent a lot of time trying to figure it all out which proved to be terribly frustrating-so much so I eventually resorted to the skeptical literature.

I read (for the first time) Carl Sagan-who became an intellectual hero of mine. From there on I read more science, psychology, analytical philosophy, etc. . .all decidedly rationalistic (think: Daniel Dennett) and quite challenging for a wooly minded painterly type like myself (see: pretentious.) During this sojourn I found Zen Buddhism and now sit my ass on a cushion every morning watching the carpet crawl. . .

Presently

I am 23 (!) and have decided I feel the sanest (and happiest) when I ape Discordian logic and muck around with the Sacred Chao. I am just about through with both Prometheus Rising and the Principia. . .both books that have frustrated my lame philosophical assumptions for months now-which is pretty damn refreshing. Having a sense of humor about all this stuff is huge plus too!

I hope I can contribute something to this party.  :lulz:

Thanks for your time.

-Jake

:troll:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 01:09:50 AM
That post can stay.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 15, 2013, 03:10:53 AM
A facebook one, AMIRITE?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
 Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 14, 2013, 05:42:56 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago

Hey there. Welcome to PD.com.

Look, I'm just gonna tell you right now:

Discordianism is bad for you. Discordians are even worse for you.

I met a Discordian in real life once, and now I'm up to my ears in medical and legal debt. The two things aren't necessarily directly related but, you know. Can't be too careful around these people.

I only hang out here to keep an eye on these freaks, to make sure I'm not in any risk of running into more of them. The same can actually be said for most of the people on this forum. I think there's only like 4 Real Discordians left.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
As a member of the Really Real Discordians for Realness, I must agree.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 14, 2013, 05:56:58 PM
I disagree, because I'm contrarian. Discordians are really nice people, and they don't smile too much at all.

There's nothing to fear. At all. Now, move along, kids.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 14, 2013, 05:58:52 PM
Discordians are not to be taken orally.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 14, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
I heard a couple of Discordians had a diner in Topeka in the 1970's and Ritchie Blackmore ate there once and got explosive diarrhea and wrote "Smoke On The Water".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 14, 2013, 06:27:00 PM
Well then I guess you ain't gotta worry about what Discordians are gonna do to you, you're doing plenty to yourself already.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 14, 2013, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Big red gum rappers.   
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 14, 2013, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Oh. Well I guess you are already a Real Discordian then. My apologies.

LOL23PINEALFNORD, and all that. :fnord:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 14, 2013, 06:53:26 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 14, 2013, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Oh. Well I guess you are already a Real Discordian then. My apologies.

LOL23PINEALFNORD, and all that. :fnord:

CLEARLY he's not a REALLY REAL Discordian because Mal2 said that Discordians rarely pray, and REALLY REAL Discordians live their lives exclusively by the words of a fictional prophet who lives in a PO Box.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 14, 2013, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago

I like all of those things except for two. One of those two is innocuous, but for the other you and I are now deep, deep enemies.

WELCOME TO PD!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2013, 07:08:15 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago

You sound quite wacky.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2013, 07:08:56 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 14, 2013, 05:58:52 PM
Discordians are not to be taken orally.

Please don't tell my boyfriend.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2013, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 14, 2013, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Big red gum rappers.   

(http://i.imgur.com/t99Y5ED.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2013, 03:19:46 AM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 05:28:20 PM
Hello Hello. I like adventure time, shel silverstein, HP. Lovcraft, dr sues, Pokemon, dr who, soul coughing, lieing, Anton Wilson, Anton Lavey, Terry Pratchett wasting time, Shane Claiborne, bad quality film photo junk, doing that thing with double negatives so people get confused, sleep,Christopher Walken, getting bad internet connections, paying to much for my cellphone, night vale, and stalking this web page.
   A friend of mine told me about Discordianism after he had break down and I went pdf hunting found this place, that was about 3 years ago

Your English use...

You make me sad.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 15, 2013, 03:20:11 AM
Quote from: msok on September 14, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
you cant fool me with your fables pd! I ware my work boots on reverse feet and pray for five hours a day with my face down on Big red gum rappers.   

Tater?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Seisatsu on September 16, 2013, 10:52:45 AM
Every value, precept, concept, and "truth" by which I had previously lived were shattered all at once, suddenly and without warning, on the late eve of July 6th, or perhaps the 7th (I do not recall), the year of this one, by the words of a traveling zen buddhist vagrant from Baltimore, on the roof of a grandiose hotel in Los Angeles, just two days before I departed for Germany. While overseas, I discovered the Principia during a freak Wikipedia browsing accident, and against my better judgement and in spite of my sanity, did read it.

Then I tripped balls for the rest of my life.

Do you I believe that?probably
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on September 16, 2013, 10:56:13 AM
I am fucking sick of buddhist vagrants wandering about dosing people with acid before they go on holiday. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 16, 2013, 11:28:20 AM
Pæs, have you any idea how lucrative the Buddhist vagrant acid doses racket is?!
It's made me filthy rich.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Seisatsu on September 16, 2013, 12:36:49 PM
Guys, can't we all just get a bong?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 16, 2013, 02:06:17 PM
Oh boy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2013, 03:03:22 PM
OH, HAI DOOD!  YOU SURE SOUND WHACKY AND FULL OF DRUG-DRIVEN ZANINESS!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on September 16, 2013, 03:12:35 PM
Welcome S_VulgarhatesexthreatIII, A name like that raises a lot of questions, like what happened to S_VulgarhatesexthreatII and First.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cramulus on September 16, 2013, 03:22:41 PM
welllllllllllllcome

joinnnnn ussssss

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a13494fb3cda1e40ab39211973a094f9/tumblr_mt2ljwwH7j1s18kelo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2013, 04:38:23 PM
Hey there, now guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cramulus on September 16, 2013, 06:26:59 PM
welcome to pee deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegagdagd

(http://i.imgur.com/373THJw.gif)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on September 16, 2013, 06:34:07 PM
He should have used a fork. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: AFK on September 16, 2013, 06:34:44 PM
Let that be a lesson to you noobs.  Don't fuck around.  Use forks. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2013, 06:35:17 PM
Fucker's lucky he didn't choke to death.  Good luck getting him out of there in time to do a Heimlech manuever.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Phox on October 01, 2013, 04:34:42 PM
Hello, I'm Phox, I'm back (possibly) from a lengthy hiatus. What did I miss?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2013, 04:57:40 PM
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Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2013, 04:59:16 PM
Hi Phox!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on October 02, 2013, 03:22:46 AM
Hey! Welcome back!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
Why hello there all you sexy, sexy people and Gary. I am here now. I'd like to officially use this thread to welcome you to my brief online life at this specific forum. Go ahead! Mix some white wine and seven-up and serve it to your friends and family tonight. When they are good and intoxicated, pull down your Gene Shalit glasses and causally mention I joined the bored before coyly inquiring, "jealous?". They will not be.

I joined these boards not just because a friend pressured me into as one does when building up a patsy to take the rap for a brutal murder, but also because like all of you I am a huge, HUGE fan of Discs of and about Chicago's O'Hare international airport! Though I am a novice , I have collected something of an impressive assortment of discs ranging from sounds of planes taking off and landing at O'Hare to the gentle susurrus of the foodcort to even a rare vinyl pressing of Milton Friedman describing the airport and his experiences in it.

Now of course I have been a member of and lurked on all the other major O'Hare audio fanclub forums out there, but the idea of extraordinary individuals taking it even farther and developing a religo-philosophy dedicated specifically to hard format O'Hare material deeply intrigued me, so here I am! :D

I hope to get to know all of you, share great discussions, and learn how you got into O'Hare based tunes
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 11, 2013, 02:57:45 AM
Man, this might embarassing, but this is not a forum full of O'Harephiles.

Don't worry too much. You'd be shocked how common that sort of mistake is made. Happens all the time.

Welcome to PD.

It's much worse than you think.   :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 11, 2013, 03:00:12 AM
Hi new guy! This thing I just made may be relevant to your interests: http://i.imgur.com/ZwT9M18.jpg
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 04:18:40 AM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
Why hello there all you sexy, sexy people and Gary. I am here now. I'd like to officially use this thread to welcome you to my brief online life at this specific forum. Go ahead! Mix some white wine and seven-up and serve it to your friends and family tonight. When they are good and intoxicated, pull down your Gene Shalit glasses and causally mention I joined the bored before coyly inquiring, "jealous?". They will not be.

I joined these boards not just because a friend pressured me into as one does when building up a patsy to take the rap for a brutal murder, but also because like all of you I am a huge, HUGE fan of Discs of and about Chicago's O'Hare international airport! Though I am a novice , I have collected something of an impressive assortment of discs ranging from sounds of planes taking off and landing at O'Hare to the gentle susurrus of the foodcort to even a rare vinyl pressing of Milton Friedman describing the airport and his experiences in it.

Now of course I have been a member of and lurked on all the other major O'Hare audio fanclub forums out there, but the idea of extraordinary individuals taking it even farther and developing a religo-philosophy dedicated specifically to hard format O'Hare material deeply intrigued me, so here I am! :D

I hope to get to know all of you, share great discussions, and learn how you got into O'Hare based tunes

I approve of this here brain-damaged bullshit.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2013, 06:27:21 AM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
Why hello there all you sexy, sexy people and Gary. I am here now. I'd like to officially use this thread to welcome you to my brief online life at this specific forum. Go ahead! Mix some white wine and seven-up and serve it to your friends and family tonight. When they are good and intoxicated, pull down your Gene Shalit glasses and causally mention I joined the bored before coyly inquiring, "jealous?". They will not be.

I joined these boards not just because a friend pressured me into as one does when building up a patsy to take the rap for a brutal murder, but also because like all of you I am a huge, HUGE fan of Discs of and about Chicago's O'Hare international airport! Though I am a novice , I have collected something of an impressive assortment of discs ranging from sounds of planes taking off and landing at O'Hare to the gentle susurrus of the foodcort to even a rare vinyl pressing of Milton Friedman describing the airport and his experiences in it.

Now of course I have been a member of and lurked on all the other major O'Hare audio fanclub forums out there, but the idea of extraordinary individuals taking it even farther and developing a religo-philosophy dedicated specifically to hard format O'Hare material deeply intrigued me, so here I am! :D

I hope to get to know all of you, share great discussions, and learn how you got into O'Hare based tunes

You are great. That is all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on October 11, 2013, 09:40:04 AM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
Why hello there all you sexy, sexy people and Gary. I am here now. I'd like to officially use this thread to welcome you to my brief online life at this specific forum. Go ahead! Mix some white wine and seven-up and serve it to your friends and family tonight. When they are good and intoxicated, pull down your Gene Shalit glasses and causally mention I joined the bored before coyly inquiring, "jealous?". They will not be.

I joined these boards not just because a friend pressured me into as one does when building up a patsy to take the rap for a brutal murder, but also because like all of you I am a huge, HUGE fan of Discs of and about Chicago's O'Hare international airport! Though I am a novice , I have collected something of an impressive assortment of discs ranging from sounds of planes taking off and landing at O'Hare to the gentle susurrus of the foodcort to even a rare vinyl pressing of Milton Friedman describing the airport and his experiences in it.

Now of course I have been a member of and lurked on all the other major O'Hare audio fanclub forums out there, but the idea of extraordinary individuals taking it even farther and developing a religo-philosophy dedicated specifically to hard format O'Hare material deeply intrigued me, so here I am! :D

I hope to get to know all of you, share great discussions, and learn how you got into O'Hare based tunes

Cool.  Don't mind missing the connection too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 11, 2013, 02:47:41 PM
Hi, new guy!

I'm looking forward to experiencing a new plane of existence.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 11, 2013, 04:07:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 11, 2013, 02:47:41 PM
Hi, new guy!

I'm looking forward to experiencing a new plane of existence.

Just so we're clear, Banzai, this sort of thing is going to get LMNO dragged out behind the building and shot.

It simply isn't tolerated.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 04:08:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 11, 2013, 02:47:41 PM
Hi, new guy!

I'm looking forward to experiencing a new plane of existence.

I don't even know you anymore, dude.   :|
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 09:46:53 PM
Oh my, this IS embarrassing. I thought I had registered for the "Principia Disc-ORD-ia" forum. Still, my white suburban sense of the Bushido code compels me to stay. Thanks all!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 09:48:06 PM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 09:46:53 PM
compels me to stay.

Sucks to be you.  These guys are all complete asstards.  I know I am.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 11, 2013, 09:48:16 PM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 09:46:53 PM
Oh my, this IS embarrassing. I thought I had registered for the "Principia Disc-ORD-ia" forum. Still, my white suburban sense of the Bushido code compels me to stay. Thanks all!

This shit is just getting more surreal and bulldada.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 09:48:50 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 11, 2013, 09:48:16 PM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 09:46:53 PM
Oh my, this IS embarrassing. I thought I had registered for the "Principia Disc-ORD-ia" forum. Still, my white suburban sense of the Bushido code compels me to stay. Thanks all!

This shit is just getting more surreal and bulldada.

Shush.  The UNNG is strong in this one.  I can sense it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 12, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 01, 2013, 04:34:42 PM
Hello, I'm Phox, I'm back (possibly) from a lengthy hiatus. What did I miss?

Phox? Do my eyes deceive me?????
Welcome back. WOOOOOOOOOOOOT! :D
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 12, 2013, 04:57:16 AM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 09:46:53 PM
Oh my, this IS embarrassing. I thought I had registered for the "Principia Disc-ORD-ia" forum. Still, my white suburban sense of the Bushido code compels me to stay. Thanks all!

Joke's on you, Bub. Once you cross the 100 Post mark, you don't need any fancy sense of Bushido or anything else to "compel" you to stay. You'll stick to this place like a dead cow sticks to the ground.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Lord Azzandro The Flame on October 12, 2013, 08:05:54 AM
Whats up everyone, im azzzzzzzzzz!!!!! Gonna be planting some ideas here for a while. Water if you like  :?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on October 12, 2013, 10:29:44 AM
Quote from: Lord Azzandro The Flame on October 12, 2013, 08:05:54 AM
Whats up everyone, im azzzzzzzzzz!!!!! Gonna be planting some ideas here for a while. Water if you like  :?
After allowing a moment for the dust to settle after the newcomer's traumatic and awkward arrival, a wizened shrew with a hook nose turns from the bar to address him.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZlVaLUY.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 12, 2013, 04:14:41 PM
:spittake:

:lulz: Saving that pic.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pere Ubu on October 13, 2013, 03:15:53 AM
Okay, I never goddamn introduced myself, and it seems to be this is some kind of violation of TEYH ROOLZ or sumptin' and I am in danger of being fed to 5 inch worms (or even the 4.23 INCH WORMS :aaa:) if I do not OR SOMETHING.

Our royal nom de om nom nom is of course derived from the writings of St. Alfred Of Jarry, Patron Saint Of 'Pataphysics, Keeper of the Hornstrumpot. We have been an adherent of both SubGenius and Discordia since at least 1984, when we purchased the Holy Texts of the Loose Canon in the decadent libertine hellhole of New York City, and have retained these librae ever since, even unto our present habitation in the land of the Xtians, praise "Bob" and Eris.

We find our sympathies lie with paganism and have been known to adorn ourselves with the pentagram even though we are not personally Wiccans, but in the knowledge that the symbol Pisses Off The Right People.

We also have a working knowledge of Western mysticism, finding that it does not work for ourselves but that Crowley was a decent writer and his texts act as an admirable talisman against woobies.

We aim to practice Zen, being closer to our personal beliefs as well as allowing the Sense Of Humor we cannot resist in properly dealing with the sacred, but find it difficult to apply in daily life when so many of the Pinks, Spags and Cabbages our strumpot is forced to tolerate deserve not sympathy and tolerance but a good throttling.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2013, 04:59:29 AM
Thank you for acknowledging Jarry, at the very least.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on October 13, 2013, 06:56:08 AM
Quote from: Pæs on October 12, 2013, 10:29:44 AM
Quote from: Lord Azzandro The Flame on October 12, 2013, 08:05:54 AM
Whats up everyone, im azzzzzzzzzz!!!!! Gonna be planting some ideas here for a while. Water if you like  :?
After allowing a moment for the dust to settle after the newcomer's traumatic and awkward arrival, a wizened shrew with a hook nose turns from the bar to address him.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZlVaLUY.jpg)
:lulz: also one of my favorite things  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 15, 2013, 07:59:26 PM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
Why hello there all you sexy, sexy people and Gary. I am here now. I'd like to officially use this thread to welcome you to my brief online life at this specific forum. Go ahead! Mix some white wine and seven-up and serve it to your friends and family tonight. When they are good and intoxicated, pull down your Gene Shalit glasses and causally mention I joined the bored before coyly inquiring, "jealous?". They will not be.

I joined these boards not just because a friend pressured me into as one does when building up a patsy to take the rap for a brutal murder, but also because like all of you I am a huge, HUGE fan of Discs of and about Chicago's O'Hare international airport! Though I am a novice , I have collected something of an impressive assortment of discs ranging from sounds of planes taking off and landing at O'Hare to the gentle susurrus of the foodcort to even a rare vinyl pressing of Milton Friedman describing the airport and his experiences in it.

Now of course I have been a member of and lurked on all the other major O'Hare audio fanclub forums out there, but the idea of extraordinary individuals taking it even farther and developing a religo-philosophy dedicated specifically to hard format O'Hare material deeply intrigued me, so here I am! :D

I hope to get to know all of you, share great discussions, and learn how you got into O'Hare based tunes
Wow, this guy sounds like a huge dick. :P
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Buckaroo Banzai on October 16, 2013, 02:10:59 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 15, 2013, 07:59:26 PM
Quote from: Buckaroo Banzai on October 11, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
Why hello there all you sexy, sexy people and Gary. I am here now. I'd like to officially use this thread to welcome you to my brief online life at this specific forum. Go ahead! Mix some white wine and seven-up and serve it to your friends and family tonight. When they are good and intoxicated, pull down your Gene Shalit glasses and causally mention I joined the bored before coyly inquiring, "jealous?". They will not be.

I joined these boards not just because a friend pressured me into as one does when building up a patsy to take the rap for a brutal murder, but also because like all of you I am a huge, HUGE fan of Discs of and about Chicago's O'Hare international airport! Though I am a novice , I have collected something of an impressive assortment of discs ranging from sounds of planes taking off and landing at O'Hare to the gentle susurrus of the foodcort to even a rare vinyl pressing of Milton Friedman describing the airport and his experiences in it.

Now of course I have been a member of and lurked on all the other major O'Hare audio fanclub forums out there, but the idea of extraordinary individuals taking it even farther and developing a religo-philosophy dedicated specifically to hard format O'Hare material deeply intrigued me, so here I am! :D

I hope to get to know all of you, share great discussions, and learn how you got into O'Hare based tunes
Wow, this guy sounds like a huge dick. :P

Please, please, "Grande genital interactions" was my mother, you can just call me Mr. Grande genital interactions
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: PopeSlag on October 20, 2013, 08:40:06 PM
Hello everyone,

I checked this website the other day to see if it was still here, and was happy to see it was. I decided today to browse through the forums for the first time, and I found a thread I thought was neat, so I made an account to say so. You are the first Discordians I think I've thrown words at since alt.discordia in the 90's. If anyone is here from that time; Argwuffle.

Otherwise, nice place, and thank you for reading!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2013, 09:51:29 PM
Hey there, new person!  What thread did you like?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: PopeSlag on October 20, 2013, 10:19:27 PM
"Holyshit, what's going on with my reality?"
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35634.msg1305494.html (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35634.msg1305494.html)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2013, 10:56:17 PM
Welcome, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on October 21, 2013, 03:11:23 AM
Welcome to the Chaos, Pope Slag!

I used to hang out on alt.discordia around '99-2001 (before Timmothy Sutter trolled it dead).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2013, 03:35:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on October 21, 2013, 03:11:23 AM
Welcome to the Chaos, Pope Slag!

I used to hang out on alt.discordia around '99-2001 (before Timmothy Sutter trolled it dead).

Oh, yeah, that pigfucker and also Purple.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: PopeSlag on October 21, 2013, 04:21:24 AM
Ha ha ha, Timothy Sutter, awesome!

Do you guys remember Petter Mårtensson?

Oh man, and the Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal?

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2013, 02:57:54 PM
Quote from: PopeSlag on October 21, 2013, 04:21:24 AM
Ha ha ha, Timothy Sutter, awesome!

Do you guys remember Petter Mårtensson?

Oh man, and the Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on October 22, 2013, 02:23:48 AM
I do remember the ABMTAC, LOL!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Stupid Youngin on October 24, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
Hello everyone

I'm Tom and I'm 21
I have terrible short term memory. I own the wasteland of fizzygrizzly.
I work in retail and hate every minute of it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on October 24, 2013, 11:02:56 PM
Quote from: Stupid Youngin on October 24, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
Hello everyone

I'm Tom and I'm 21
I have terrible short term memory. I own the wasteland of fizzygrizzly.
I work in retail and hate every minute of it.

Hi, I'm Hoopla.  I'm a 38 year old Virgo who thinks Horoscopes are stupid.
I own the nearby territory of Hooplavania, and kindly ask that you stop playing Bon Jovi so loudly at all hours of the night.

Welcome fucker, you've been warned.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2013, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: Stupid Youngin on October 24, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
I work and hate every minute of it.

Welcome to the majority of the rest of your life.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on October 24, 2013, 11:05:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2013, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: Stupid Youngin on October 24, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
I work and hate every minute of it.

Welcome to the majority of the rest of your life.

Word.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 11:56:36 PM
Quote from: Stupid Youngin on October 24, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
Hello everyone

I'm Tom and I'm 21
I have terrible short term memory. I own the wasteland of fizzygrizzly.
I work in retail and hate every minute of it.

Hi.

I'm Roger - aka Howl - and I am a nasty old man that hates everyone who isn't stuck in Arizona hell with me.  And most of them, too.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Stupid Youngin on October 25, 2013, 02:47:09 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 24, 2013, 11:56:36 PM
Quote from: Stupid Youngin on October 24, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
Hello everyone

I'm Tom and I'm 21
I have terrible short term memory. I own the wasteland of fizzygrizzly.
I work in retail and hate every minute of it.

Hi.

I'm Roger - aka Howl - and I am a nasty old man that hates everyone who isn't stuck in Arizona hell with me.  And most of them, too.

eh jersey isn't much better. The only thing I enjoy about living here is the close proximity to nyc
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2013, 02:53:50 AM
Quote from: Stupid Youngin on October 25, 2013, 02:47:09 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 24, 2013, 11:56:36 PM
Quote from: Stupid Youngin on October 24, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
Hello everyone

I'm Tom and I'm 21
I have terrible short term memory. I own the wasteland of fizzygrizzly.
I work in retail and hate every minute of it.

Hi.

I'm Roger - aka Howl - and I am a nasty old man that hates everyone who isn't stuck in Arizona hell with me.  And most of them, too.

eh jersey isn't much better. The only thing I enjoy about living here is the close proximity to nyc

Yeah, NYC is a party.  It's my 2nd favorite city, right after London.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2013, 03:09:04 AM
Hi, I'm Nigel.

I'm not right all the time, but some asshole decided I am and everybody's hated me ever since. Taking one for the team, as it were.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2013, 03:20:04 AM

Nigel is deceptive.  Nigel is always right.  Nigel insists on being right, even though she has no penis.

Despite this, every adult on the planet has Nigel's dick up their ass.  It's something we rarely bring up.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2013, 03:53:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 03:20:04 AM

Nigel is deceptive.  Nigel is always right.  Nigel insists on being right, even though she has no penis.

Despite this, every adult on the planet has Nigel's dick up their ass.  It's something we rarely bring up.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on October 25, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:04:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:05:19 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:04:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:07:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:05:19 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:04:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.

It works very well with the rest of your sig.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:07:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:05:19 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:04:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.

It works very well with the rest of your sig.

Oh and I only just know figured out where I got "Gamete" from.

I too require a a new Holy NameTM.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:09:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:07:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:05:19 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 10:04:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 25, 2013, 09:59:44 PM
Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.

It works very well with the rest of your sig.

Oh and I only just know figured out where I got "Gamete" from.

I too require a a new Holy NameTM.

Bowel-Shattering Deathbag of Monstrously Amorous Intent.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 02:35:37 AM
HI.

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 05, 2013, 02:46:12 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 05, 2013, 02:35:37 AM
HI.

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.

THEN ALL THE PEOPLE WHAT?   :?

Welcome to PD!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 02:52:04 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 05, 2013, 02:46:12 AM
THEN ALL THE PEOPLE WHAT?   :?

Welcome to PD!

Became clowns.

*<|:o)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2013, 02:56:57 AM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:00:44 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 10:16:33 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:00:44 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.

Rubber Soul > Revolver
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:23:35 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 10:16:33 AM
Rubber Soul > Revolver

(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/lol/grand/oh_lol_gif.gif)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 10:26:54 AM
Rubber Soul is HIMEOBS approved, Ad Justiam Magnum.

"Drive My Car" May as well be "Drive My Short Bus", and tracks like "Think For Yourself" and "Nowhere Man" are simply outstanding, from a Discordian point of view.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 10:26:54 AM
Rubber Soul is HIMEOBS approved, Ad Justiam Magnum.

"Drive My Car" May as well be "Drive My Short Bus", and tracks like "Think For Yourself" and "Nowhere Man" are simply outstanding, from a Discordian point of view.

While that may be true, you're still wrong.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 10:39:53 AM
Fuck the beatles. Fuck them using new people as live-dildoes  :argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 10:40:39 AM
You're both fucking heathens.

This is why I hate new people.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 10:51:49 AM
I'm not a new person. I demand you hate me, too. Otherwise it's a case of least-favouritism and I'll see you in court  :argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:55:10 AM
:argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 10:51:49 AM
I'm not a new person. I demand you hate me, too. Otherwise it's a case of least-favouritism and I'll see you in court  :argh!:

I hate you for entirely different reasons. And you know this.

I find new reasons to hate you every goddamn day.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on November 05, 2013, 11:25:47 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:00:44 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.

Dems fightin words
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 11:34:42 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 05, 2013, 11:25:47 AM
Dems fightin words

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/165/0/5/whatcha_gonna_do_about_it_faggot___by_shadowwarriorprod-d53ipql.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 11:37:16 AM
OOps!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 11:38:12 AM
We need a new facepalm emote and I'd like it to be my palm and Payne's face  :evil:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 11:39:02 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 11:38:12 AM
We need a new facepalm emote and I'd like it to be my palm and Payne's face  :evil:

We can make a really real one of those next time I'm back in the Mother Country P3nT. It may now be necessary.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 12:00:46 PM
You and I both know that's never going to happen. We'll meet up with the best intentions and then proceed directly to getting shitfaced and forgetting all about ALL THE THINGS. Like we usually do. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2013, 12:31:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 12:00:46 PM
You and I both know that's never going to happen. We'll meet up with the best intentions and then proceed directly to getting shitfaced and forgetting all about ALL THE THINGS. Like we usually do. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

Getting fucked up on the booze and hitting me in the face are seldom mutually exclusive.

You've just been exceedingly polite on previous occasions. Damned civilised, even.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 12:59:57 PM
All part of the 2 stage plan. First earn their trust then convince them climbing the scaffold is a good idea :evil:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2013, 01:26:41 PM
Quote from: carnival on November 05, 2013, 02:35:37 AM
HI.

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 05, 2013, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 10:16:33 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:00:44 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.

Rubber Soul > Revolver

Aftermath > The Beatles
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2013, 02:06:56 PM
EVERYTHING > The Beatles.

911 > The Beatles.
The Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse > The Beatles.
The great plague pandemics > The Beatles.
Justin Beiber > The Beatles.
Nickleback > The Beatles.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 02:23:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 05, 2013, 02:05:27 PM
Aftermath > The Beatles

Agreed.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2013, 03:28:52 PM
The Boston Molasses disaster > The Beatles.
A mouthful of Jenkem > The Beatles.
Ashlee Simpson > The Beatles.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 05, 2013, 03:42:31 PM
Also the Deaf community, and Ancient Egypt.

>
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 05, 2013, 03:57:16 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 05, 2013, 03:28:52 PM
The Boston Molasses disaster > The Beatles.
A mouthful of Jenkem > The Beatles.
Ashlee Simpson > The Beatles.


The Beatles > Discordianism
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 05, 2013, 03:28:52 PM
The Boston Molasses disaster > The Beatles.
A mouthful of Jenkem > The Beatles.
Ashlee Simpson > The Beatles.

In fairness, there's not a lot will beat a mouthful of Jenkem
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on November 12, 2013, 06:31:48 PM
This probably isn't the smartest thing I've ever done.

But I'm back.

Hello everybody
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2013, 06:32:38 PM
Quote from: Shub-Crackerath on November 12, 2013, 06:31:48 PM
This probably isn't the smartest thing I've ever done.

But I'm back.

Hello everybody

Oh, hey.  We still have the mind control lasers firmly trained on the board members, so fair warning.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on November 12, 2013, 06:34:54 PM
I'm hoping that won't be a problem any more.

Thanks for the warning, I'd kind of guessed as much, thanks tho Roger
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?
We come here because you keep telling us to and we want to see pictures of your rectal tattoos and thus learn the secrets of the Good Reverend

In lieu of a normal introduction I have replied to the following thread http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35804.15.html (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35804.15.html) here you will find a fairly typical though highly improbable selection of "things I'm likely to say" during my time here

PS Hi
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2013, 06:54:26 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 06:51:37 PM
We come here because you keep telling us to and we want to see pictures of your rectal tattoos and thus learn the secrets of the Good Reverend

Oh, great.  How fucking exciting, another TGRR stalker.  Look, just take a number, okay?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 07:06:55 PM
way ahead of you buddy,
Official Ticket Number: 32859
by my calculations I should be prying into that sweet sweet ass sometime in the next couple of days/years
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2013, 07:07:22 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 07:06:55 PM
way ahead of you buddy,
Official Ticket Number: 32859
by my calculations I should be prying into that sweet sweet ass sometime in the next couple of days/years

Thanks, Poptard. 

You bore me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 07:21:59 PM
geez that was quick, I haven't even said anything yet
if you change your mind I'll be in the corner crying quietly
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2013, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 07:21:59 PM
geez that was quick, I haven't even said anything yet
if you change your mind I'll be in the corner crying quietly

You didn't need to.  1)  You're about as French as I am, and therefore you are proxying.  It's a good proxy, so poptard.  Funny thing is, your original IP isn't banned anymore...And 2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 15, 2013, 07:42:20 PM
Well, that was annoying.
In other news, it has been soo quiet at work that i actually managed to catch up. I honestly don't have anything to do anymore except reorganize the entire archives.
My guess is i will have to send my last 0-hour-contract worker home for the coming 6-7 weeks. I hate to do that to the guy though, so i will try to stretch it and find other things for him to do. Maybe one of the other departments will have something to do for him.

A friend i hadn't spoken to in a while just called to ask me out for drinks, she is going through some kind of mindfullness training at the moment and is about to join a monastery for 2 weeks. So far she sounds happier and more confident. This makes me happy too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 07:21:59 PM
geez that was quick, I haven't even said anything yet
if you change your mind I'll be in the corner crying quietly

You didn't need to.  1)  You're about as French as I am, and therefore you are proxying.  It's a good proxy, so poptard.  Funny thing is, your original IP isn't banned anymore...And 2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.


I didn't realise I was taking a swing at anybody and did it ever cross your mind that not only French people live in France anymore?
Anyway I thought this was a place for intelligent discourse not childish flame wars, I'm sorry to have provoked such a hostile reaction, hopefully our next interaction will be less mundane
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2013, 08:03:02 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
I didn't realise I was taking a swing at anybody

:roll:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 08:13:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 08:03:02 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
I didn't realise I was taking a swing at anybody

:roll:
well maybe a little but in the name of comedy not antagonism
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 15, 2013, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?
We come here because you keep telling us to and we want to see pictures of your rectal tattoos and thus learn the secrets of the Good Reverend

In lieu of a normal introduction I have replied to the following thread http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35804.15.html (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35804.15.html) here you will find a fairly typical though highly improbable selection of "things I'm likely to say" during my time here

PS Hi

What in the hell makes people think its an awesome idea to join a board and immediately announce that they're stalking one of the members?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 16, 2013, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
What in the hell makes people think its an awesome idea to join a board and immediately announce that they're stalking one of the members?
As much as I'd love to answer your question I think I swallowed a little too much Noob Bait last night and must respectfully decline to engage until I've finished digesting
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 16, 2013, 02:25:56 PM
I warned you people that spiking the noob bait makes them self aware, but NO. No you JUST COULDN'T LISTEN, could you?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on November 17, 2013, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 16, 2013, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
What in the hell makes people think its an awesome idea to join a board and immediately announce that they're stalking one of the members?
As much as I'd love to answer your question I think I swallowed a little too much Noob Bait last night and must respectfully decline to engage until I've finished digesting

Ok, try it again and roll back.

We tend to get a lot of new people in here that immediately square up to roger. We don't want that, we've seen it many many times, he doesn't want that and it may not have been your intention with that post so we'll do this again.

Welcome to the forums, have a look around and if there is anything you want to know don't be afraid to ask.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 18, 2013, 02:46:05 AM
HEY THERER, NEW GUY!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 18, 2013, 11:52:37 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 17, 2013, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 16, 2013, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
What in the hell makes people think its an awesome idea to join a board and immediately announce that they're stalking one of the members?
As much as I'd love to answer your question I think I swallowed a little too much Noob Bait last night and must respectfully decline to engage until I've finished digesting

Ok, try it again and roll back.

We tend to get a lot of new people in here that immediately square up to roger. We don't want that, we've seen it many many times, he doesn't want that and it may not have been your intention with that post so we'll do this again.

Welcome to the forums, have a look around and if there is anything you want to know don't be afraid to ask.

This is good advice.

I still hate new people though. Fuck those guys with their different avatars and new names I can't remember.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 18, 2013, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 18, 2013, 11:52:37 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 17, 2013, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 16, 2013, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
What in the hell makes people think its an awesome idea to join a board and immediately announce that they're stalking one of the members?
As much as I'd love to answer your question I think I swallowed a little too much Noob Bait last night and must respectfully decline to engage until I've finished digesting

Ok, try it again and roll back.

We tend to get a lot of new people in here that immediately square up to roger. We don't want that, we've seen it many many times, he doesn't want that and it may not have been your intention with that post so we'll do this again.

Welcome to the forums, have a look around and if there is anything you want to know don't be afraid to ask.

This is good advice.

I still hate new people though. Fuck those guys with their different avatars and new names I can't remember.
Yeah! They are almost as annoying as people who change their name or avatar more than once.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 19, 2013, 12:07:27 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 18, 2013, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 18, 2013, 11:52:37 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 17, 2013, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 16, 2013, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
What in the hell makes people think its an awesome idea to join a board and immediately announce that they're stalking one of the members?
As much as I'd love to answer your question I think I swallowed a little too much Noob Bait last night and must respectfully decline to engage until I've finished digesting

Ok, try it again and roll back.

We tend to get a lot of new people in here that immediately square up to roger. We don't want that, we've seen it many many times, he doesn't want that and it may not have been your intention with that post so we'll do this again.

Welcome to the forums, have a look around and if there is anything you want to know don't be afraid to ask.

This is good advice.

I still hate new people though. Fuck those guys with their different avatars and new names I can't remember.
Yeah! They are almost as annoying as people who change their name or avatar more than once.

Well, only if they do both at the same time. I don't like that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: carnival on November 19, 2013, 06:25:17 PM
(http://www.hairobicsallnatural.com/userfiles/harsh%20perms(4).jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on November 20, 2013, 02:51:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 07:25:46 PM
2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

It is a close call, but I think you are, Roger. :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:19:36 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:51:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 07:25:46 PM
2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

It is a close call, but I think you are, Roger. :)

Says my stalker.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on November 20, 2013, 03:40:52 PM
Yep. He stalks you for a reason.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
Right Man syndrome?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:49:36 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:40:52 PM
Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 20, 2013, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:49:36 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:40:52 PM
Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   :lulz:
Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 07:23:40 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:49:36 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:40:52 PM
Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   :lulz:
Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.

Imagine what being his kid must be like.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 20, 2013, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 07:23:40 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:49:36 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:40:52 PM
Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   :lulz:
Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.

Imagine what being his kid must be like.
"I'm sorry little Timmy, but I won't chase the scary man away. I don't care that he isn't wearing anything under his raincoat and is alway touching himself down there, there must be reason he followed you home from the playground."
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 07:58:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 07:23:40 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:49:36 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:40:52 PM
Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   :lulz:
Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.

Imagine what being his kid must be like.
"I'm sorry little Timmy, but I won't chase the scary man away. I don't care that he isn't wearing anything under his raincoat and is alway touching himself down there, there must be reason he followed you home from the playground."

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM
I'm Brendan. I'm young. Been fucked over a lot. I smoke a lot of cigarettes.

A few nights ago I couldn't get my hands on any smokes (really, was entirely to lazy to go to the store) so I asked my next door neighbor to give me some of his. He told me he ran out and gave me this weird blue-ish, fuzzy leaf instead. I put that in my pipe and smoke it (ha).

I strange visions of grandeur and scheme hatchery until somehow I ended up on the Wikipedia page for:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png)

After scores and scores of links, I stopped on one. It just happened to be for the Discordian "philosophy/religion". I closed it immediately and threw my computer into an incinerator, wishing to free myself of the smut and trash I had just seen.

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

One registration and two emails later, here I am with many, many, many regrets.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on November 26, 2013, 11:29:03 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

It's a feature not a bug.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 26, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
We have a very attractive regret splitting program in order to double your capacity and increase your regret profit.

Welcome to PD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on November 26, 2013, 11:36:55 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PMhere I am with many, many, many regrets.

There's more where that came from.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:38:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 26, 2013, 11:29:03 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

It's a feature not a bug.

??
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 26, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
We have a very attractive regret splitting program in order to double your capacity and increase your regret profit.

Welcome to PD.

Absolutely fantastic, exactly what I was looking for.  :lol:

Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 26, 2013, 11:36:55 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PMhere I am with many, many, many regrets.

There's more where that came from.

Dear Eris I hope so.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on November 26, 2013, 11:46:09 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM
I strange visions of grandeur and scheme hatchery until somehow I ended up on the Wikipedia page for:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png)
Who is that?


Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM
threw my computer into an incinerator
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM
typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.
Which search bar? Your computer is in the incinerator. This entire story sounds fishy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on November 26, 2013, 11:47:05 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:38:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 26, 2013, 11:29:03 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

It's a feature not a bug.

??

Strange apparitions of women when trying to access the site. We were on a budget so we bought some second hand servers from the event horizon.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 27, 2013, 12:21:32 AM
Quote from: Pæs on November 26, 2013, 11:46:09 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM
I strange visions of grandeur and scheme hatchery until somehow I ended up on the Wikipedia page for:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png)
Who is that?


Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM
threw my computer into an incinerator
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM
typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.
Which search bar? Your computer is in the incinerator. This entire story sounds fishy.

J.R "Bob" Dobbs, the figurehead for the irreligion of SubGenius.

And so does all of Discordianism, you don't see people here bashi- wait.. shit.

Quote from: Faust on November 26, 2013, 11:47:05 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:38:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 26, 2013, 11:29:03 PM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

It's a feature not a bug.

??

Strange apparitions of women when trying to access the site. We were on a budget so we bought some second hand servers from the event horizon.

Wow this place just gets better and better.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 12:45:53 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.


That was Nigel.  She is NOT ON YOUR SIDE.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 27, 2013, 12:49:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 12:45:53 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.


That was Nigel.  She is NOT ON YOUR SIDE.

..I'll just wait for her to comment on that.  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 12:58:35 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 27, 2013, 12:49:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 12:45:53 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.


That was Nigel.  She is NOT ON YOUR SIDE.

..I'll just wait for her to comment on that.  :lol:

You can't believe her, anyway.  Not one of her, no matter how many of her tell you WHAT.  She's bad news, man.  She has six arms and does this weird Asian dance with blowtorches and pliers and HAW HAW HOW YOU GONNA GET THAT SHIRT CLEAN NOW, MISTER NIGEL?

REMAIN CALM.  BLAME NIGEL.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:12:39 AM
What most people don't know is that Nigel has truck with the Hiroshima shadows, and directs them in their hunting.  They slip into the most secure home or bunker by way of the sewers or ventilation shafts, and then you're locked in with them.  They give Nigel whatever they don't consume, and she uses that to whatever nefarious ends she has planned.  Which don't bear thinking about, but are probably not in the best interests of society or even sanity. 

Nigel invented pull-start sex toys, which explains the weird look on everyone's faces in Portland.  Like they just woke up startled, but they look that way all day

Even LMNO will not "fuck with her game" as they say on the East Coast, in the low dives and seedy bodegas that he frequents.  There's more to HIM as well, but he isn't immediately dangerous.  Not yet.  It's only 6:15 PM, after all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 01:17:23 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

One registration and two emails later, here I am with many, many, many regrets.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg, son.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 01:20:07 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:12:39 AM
What most people don't know is that Nigel has truck with the Hiroshima shadows, and directs them in their hunting.  They slip into the most secure home or bunker by way of the sewers or ventilation shafts, and then you're locked in with them.  They give Nigel whatever they don't consume, and she uses that to whatever nefarious ends she has planned.  Which don't bear thinking about, but are probably not in the best interests of society or even sanity. 

Nigel invented pull-start sex toys, which explains the weird look on everyone's faces in Portland.  Like they just woke up startled, but they look that way all day

Even LMNO will not "fuck with her game" as they say on the East Coast, in the low dives and seedy bodegas that he frequents.  There's more to HIM as well, but he isn't immediately dangerous.  Not yet.  It's only 6:15 PM, after all.

I had to send the shadows down the Hole; damn things scared the cat and got stains EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:22:43 AM
Medieval witches kept cats that made them fly.  Nigel does not do this.  No.  It's the other way around, and she does not limit herself to felines.  You can tell when you're in her neighborhood.  It's raining cats and dogs.  The ASPCA doesn't say SHIT about it, either, not after The Incident.  Animal control will just hang up on you, too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 27, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 01:17:23 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

One registration and two emails later, here I am with many, many, many regrets.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg, son.

Everyone seems to be caught up on that one line.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 27, 2013, 05:39:12 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 27, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 01:17:23 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

One registration and two emails later, here I am with many, many, many regrets.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg, son.

Everyone seems to be caught up on that one line.

I only have one regret, but it's a big one.

It's freakishly tall and Belgian and blocks out the sunlight which is a problem when you're bumming around Edinburgh with it, because it's already quite sunless there and that's how you get hypothermia.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 05:39:19 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 27, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 01:17:23 AM
Quote from: Auscultare of the Fatigue on November 26, 2013, 11:24:03 PM

One registration and two emails later, here I am with many, many, many regrets.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg, son.

Everyone seems to be caught up on that one line.

We're all bots, and our script choices are limited.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 05:40:15 AM
Speaking of :regret:, does s/he know?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 27, 2013, 05:43:06 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 05:40:15 AM
Speaking of :regret:, does s/he know?

:regret: knows nothing, which I fear may make this entire thing non-consensual.

Prepare the bastinado table, Nigel!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:56:17 AM
Alright, I'm here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on November 27, 2013, 06:04:31 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:56:17 AM
Alright, I'm here.
I'm already bored by you. Was there ever a time where it was possible for you not to charge in and establish an antagonistic relationship with this board?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Quote from: Pæs on November 27, 2013, 06:04:31 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:56:17 AM
Alright, I'm here.
I'm already bored by you. Was there ever a time where it was possible for you not to charge in and establish an antagonistic relationship with this board?

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response. I suppose this is how folks here filter out the undesirables or whatever. Well I'm not going anywhere simply because we've gotten off on the wrong foot.

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on November 27, 2013, 07:05:37 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Quote from: Pæs on November 27, 2013, 06:04:31 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:56:17 AM
Alright, I'm here.
I'm already bored by you. Was there ever a time where it was possible for you not to charge in and establish an antagonistic relationship with this board?

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response. I suppose this is how folks here filter out the undesirables or whatever. Well I'm not going anywhere simply because we've gotten off on the wrong foot.

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.
Zenti, staie morto carmelo ke x n'po te trollano finke nun te diverti pure te :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 27, 2013, 01:23:25 PM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.


OK, that didn't suck.  Hey there, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Quote
Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Quote
Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 06:42:34 PM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Quote from: Pæs on November 27, 2013, 06:04:31 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:56:17 AM
Alright, I'm here.
I'm already bored by you. Was there ever a time where it was possible for you not to charge in and establish an antagonistic relationship with this board?

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response. I suppose this is how folks here filter out the undesirables or whatever. Well I'm not going anywhere simply because we've gotten off on the wrong foot.

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Hey there, new guy.

Have you ever seen anyone get divorced?

Have you ever made the mistake of making light of it to their faces?

Hopefully you know not to do that now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 27, 2013, 11:27:02 PM
damn I almost forgot about this shithole then some fucking brainworm sends me back and it seems I'm already old news.
Still I will sleep soundly tonight knowing I gleaned a better response than popolcak and yes I will be back.

Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:51:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 07:25:46 PM
2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

It is a close call, but I think you are, Roger. :)
close my arse! If your board is dead maybe you should have been using this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OamSxXx9MQ

Quote from: carnival on November 19, 2013, 06:25:17 PM
(http://www.hairobicsallnatural.com/userfiles/harsh%20perms(4).jpg)
According to Spector this image is false, it was just the light playing tricks
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on November 28, 2013, 12:48:41 AM
Quote from: Wisa1 on November 27, 2013, 11:27:02 PM
damn I almost forgot about this shithole then some fucking brainworm sends me back and it seems I'm already old news.
Still I will sleep soundly tonight knowing I gleaned a better response than popolcak and yes I will be back.

Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:51:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 07:25:46 PM
2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

It is a close call, but I think you are, Roger. :)
close my arse! If your board is dead maybe you should have been using this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OamSxXx9MQ

Quote from: carnival on November 19, 2013, 06:25:17 PM
(http://www.hairobicsallnatural.com/userfiles/harsh%20perms(4).jpg)
According to Spector this image is false, it was just the light playing tricks
Factoring that your signature results:
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 28, 2013, 12:15:51 PM
There is only one of me, the rest of your regrets are pale shadows mimicking true :regret:.
Payne, the only reason i seem tall when i cross the divide into your world is that we have different natural laws here. Didn't you ever wonder why changing yards to meters does horrible things to your architecture? Those two dimensions are perpendicular to each other.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Wisa1 on November 28, 2013, 10:24:32 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on November 28, 2013, 12:48:41 AM

Factoring that your signature results:
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

I feel so naked. Is that a good thing?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 29, 2013, 12:02:56 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Quote
Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.

Please don't be yet another assburgers.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2013, 02:08:30 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 29, 2013, 12:02:56 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Quote
Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.

Please don't be yet another assburgers.

It's all assburgers this year.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 29, 2013, 03:49:54 AM
(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7858/05za.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 29, 2013, 07:32:54 AM
Oh god i just noticed that mufasa's outline looks like a giant dick in that photo
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2013, 07:58:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 29, 2013, 02:08:30 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 29, 2013, 12:02:56 AM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 05:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: popeluvicasksc on November 27, 2013, 06:14:09 AM
Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Quote
Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.

Please don't be yet another assburgers.

It's all assburgers this year.

Assburgers are the new black.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 29, 2013, 06:13:35 PM
assburgers are so much better than dicksausage
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Payne on November 29, 2013, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 29, 2013, 06:13:35 PM
assburgers are so much better than dicksausage

You've obviously never been to one of Alphapances' Trademarked Parties.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 30, 2013, 04:16:18 AM
I mean, really. You can't experience assburgers fully until it's filled with dicksausage.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 30, 2013, 05:21:00 AM
LMNO wins the internet.
AGAIN.  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2013, 05:25:38 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 30, 2013, 04:16:18 AM
I mean, really. You can't experience assburgers fully until it's filled with dicksausage.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 02, 2013, 07:02:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 05:25:38 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 30, 2013, 04:16:18 AM
I mean, really. You can't experience assburgers fully until it's filled with dicksausage.

:mittens:
:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 02, 2013, 09:22:59 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 30, 2013, 04:16:18 AM
I mean, really. You can't experience assburgers fully until it's filled with dicksausage.

:dream:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 07:03:48 AM
Hellos, lurker for several months or so here.

Why hellos instead of hello?
I'm wanting to throw you off my scent and see what happens when I speak to you as if part of a group instead of an individual.

What brought me here?
I'll walk you through it. First, I was on the random board on 4chan, trying to find my way, and the truth of what the fuck I was supposed to be doing with my life. As you may already know, I got nothing but shit from the board, and possibly by guessing from my avatar, until a group of fans on the website got me interested in the newest reboot of My Little Pony. After watching the premier of season 2 for the show, which included a character called Discord who is a spirit of chaos and disharmony, and seeing some tulpa threads on the /mlp/ forums I decided to make one of Discord.
  This attempt failed for reasons unmentioned, but lead to me reading some of my mothers magick books she hasn't looked at in years. One of them happened to mention Discordianism, which I HAD to be part of because Discord said so. Feeling like combinations would be amazing, I did some searching and read the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry that lead straight here. If you read all that, with all of its commas, I clapped.

tldr;
4chan>My Little Pony>Tulpamancing>Mothers magick books>Encyclopedia Dramatica>Here


To the meat of why I am here...
Due to the effects of liquid courage, I have decided to make my first post here and ask for multiple opinions on me holding back when I know I can make someone cry or break them in a similar fashion.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:42:26 AM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 07:03:48 AM
Hellos, lurker for several months or so here.

Why hellos instead of hello?
I'm wanting to throw you off my scent and see what happens when I speak to you as if part of a group instead of an individual.

Ah, so we are subjects in a sociological experiment of some kind.  That's kind of rude.

QuoteWhat brought me here?
I'll walk you through it. First, I was on the random board on 4chan, trying to find my way, and the truth of what the fuck I was supposed to be doing with my life. As you may already know, I got nothing but shit from the board, and possibly by guessing from my avatar, until a group of fans on the website got me interested in the newest reboot of My Little Pony. After watching the premier of season 2 for the show, which included a character called Discord who is a spirit of chaos and disharmony, and seeing some tulpa threads on the /mlp/ forums I decided to make one of Discord.
  This attempt failed for reasons unmentioned, but lead to me reading some of my mothers magick books she hasn't looked at in years. One of them happened to mention Discordianism, which I HAD to be part of because Discord said so. Feeling like combinations would be amazing, I did some searching and read the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry that lead straight here. If you read all that, with all of its commas, I clapped.

Encyclopedia Dramatica led you here, you say?

Quotetldr;
4chan>My Little Pony>Tulpamancing>Mothers magick books>Encyclopedia Dramatica>Here


To the meat of why I am here...
Due to the effects of liquid courage, I have decided to make my first post here and ask for multiple opinions on me holding back when I know I can make someone cry or break them in a similar fashion.

No comment.  Pool's on the roof.  Later.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on January 02, 2014, 12:49:49 PM
A,, b..brony? This should be interesting.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2014, 02:18:36 PM
My amazing psychic powers lead me to conclude the title of your mom's book was Drawing Down the Moon.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: President Television on January 02, 2014, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 07:03:48 AMOne of them happened to mention Discordianism, which I HAD to be part of because Discord said so.

How very chaotic of you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 04:51:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:42:26 AM
Ah, so we are subjects in a sociological experiment of some kind.  That's kind of rude.

If my self-esteem was different, I'd have no need to experiment with it. Never going to catch the boogeyman like I am.

Quote
Encyclopedia Dramatica led you here, you say?

Link at the bottom of the Discordianism page, found the page while using Google.

Quote
No comment.  Pool's on the roof.  Later.
No immediate action, good. Not going to break their trust, but I still don't know what to do.
Should I grouch at my sisters boyfriend being a do-nothing whiny baby, or my sister for wanting him to be that way? Oh, he has also said he wants to be killed on multiple occasions, but I don't know why it would make things better.

I have never participated in a raid.


Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on January 02, 2014, 12:49:49 PM
A,, b..brony? This should be interesting.
There's a chance you're going to be disappointed.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 02:18:36 PM
My amazing psychic powers lead me to conclude the title of your mom's book was Drawing Down the Moon.

I know I found it beside chaos magic. Recognize the cover, but the Drawing Down the Moon isn't on the shelf.


Quote from: President Television on January 02, 2014, 02:25:59 PMHow very chaotic of you.

I think one of us broke his separate existence during the decision. Happens far too often anymore.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2014, 04:54:51 PM
So, uh, what are you hoping to get from your time here?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 02, 2014, 04:58:48 PM
Hi there new guy!

WHo's your favourite writer and why?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on January 02, 2014, 05:01:04 PM
Last brony we had here was IANAR. You can basically shit on one of the members unwilling faces and make a better impression, the bar is that low.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 04:51:48 PM

No immediate action, good. Not going to break their trust, but I still don't know what to do.


What is there to say?

QuoteI have decided to make my first post here and ask for multiple opinions on me holding back when I know I can make someone cry or break them in a similar fashion.

This sort of says everything, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2014, 05:23:37 PM
Hey there, noob. Welcome!

As part of the welcome wagon let me share some tips that will make your stay a pleasant one.

1. Do check out the pool.
2. We all like a little silly, but we here at the PD.com, by and large, do not favor it to the exlusion of all else.
3. Check out some of the stuff we have been producing. PD.com is rich with original works. Roger has written about a bajillion quality words. Check out the Nessie threads. Check out the BIP if you havent aleady.
4. Don't poke The Hustle
5. If you ever see or hear little floating Roger and Nigel heads yammering at you, keeping you from sleep,.telling you to SHIT UP AND GO OUTSIDE, that just means everything is working. No need to go Utopian.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 05:23:37 PM
Hey there, noob. Welcome!

As part of the welcome wagon let me share some tips that will make your stay a pleasant one.

1. Do check out the pool.
2. We all like a little silly, but we here at the PD.com, by and large, do not favor it to the exlusion of all else.
3. Check out some of the stuff we have been producing. PD.com is rich with original works. Roger has written about a bajillion quality words. Check out the Nessie threads. Check out the BIP if you havent aleady.
4. Don't poke The Hustle
5. If you ever see or hear little floating Roger and Nigel heads yammering at you, keeping you from sleep,.telling you to SHIT UP AND GO OUTSIDE, that just means everything is working. No need to go Utopian.

He is apparently holding back from "breaking people and making them cry", which he assures us he can do.

So he's got that going for him.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2014, 05:35:07 PM
I am always up for a vaudeville act.

Fucking cartoons, taking good quality, make an ass out of yourself work from real people.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2014, 05:35:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:27:32 PM
He is apparently holding back from "breaking people and making them cry", which he assures us he can do.

So he's got that going for him.

I, for one, am petrified.

:scared:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 05:35:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:27:32 PM
He is apparently holding back from "breaking people and making them cry", which he assures us he can do.

So he's got that going for him.

I, for one, am petrified.

:scared:

The subject of fear never came up.  It was sort of like listening to some 17 year old saying he's been taught Ninjitsu by a reclusive master from Japan.  You kind of cringe and feel embarrassed for the person, and you wonder why he'd want people to believe him in the first place.

His entire OP taken as a whole, I am thinking there is less here than meets the eye.  It hits all the buttons, right?  ALL of them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2014, 05:45:07 PM
PD.com known to thet the tart...































....POP?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:46:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 05:45:07 PM
PD.com known to thet the tart...































....POP?

:lulz:

I don't think so, actually.  If I were a betting man, I'd say Uncle BadTouch Family.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 05:49:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 04:54:51 PM
So, uh, what are you hoping to get from your time here?
Same stuff I was getting before, but I want it to be more personal.

Quote from: Waffleman on January 02, 2014, 04:58:48 PM
Hi there new guy!

Who's your favorite writer and why?

Don't really think of the episodes that way, but I usually enjoy M. A. Larson ones throughout.
The others writing hits and misses more often.


Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 05:23:37 PM
5. If you ever see or hear little floating Roger and Nigel heads yammering at you, keeping you from sleep,.telling you to SHIT UP AND GO OUTSIDE, that just means everything is working. No need to go Utopian.

B-but muh utopiah! If I'm as smart as momma keeps telling me, I should be making it!


Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:27:32 PM
He is apparently holding back from "breaking people and making them cry", which he assures us he can do.

So he's got that going for him.

If the truth hurts, then I've got a lot of pain to potentially dish out. If they're actually lies, I'll be relieved.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 02, 2014, 05:50:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
So, if I have this right, you've been around here since last March, about 9 months, and you decided that your first post should include something about having the ability to make us cry?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
So, if I have this right, you've been around here since last March, about 9 months, and you decided that your first post should include something about having the ability to make us cry?

I think he must have read Nigel's 50 post suggestion.

Again, he hits too many buttons in his OP.  I'm calling troll, ergo, I'm gonna stop caring and go watch Estonian pulley-porn.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:05:53 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on January 02, 2014, 05:50:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
So, if I have this right, you've been around here since last March, about 9 months, and you decided that your first post should include something about having the ability to make us cry?

Only made a few posts on this forum, and you guys have already made me cry. I've got an urge to return the favor.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2014, 06:08:26 PM
Ah. Man, where are all the good Bronies at?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 02, 2014, 06:09:47 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:05:53 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on January 02, 2014, 05:50:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
So, if I have this right, you've been around here since last March, about 9 months, and you decided that your first post should include something about having the ability to make us cry?

Only made a few posts on this forum, and you guys have already made me cry. I've got an urge to return the favor.

I'm just trying to get to know you better.  Dry your eyes.

I think Bearman (175lb of whatever) has posted some pro-brony material.  You may be able to talk to him about that stuff.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 02, 2014, 06:13:10 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:05:53 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on January 02, 2014, 05:50:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
So, if I have this right, you've been around here since last March, about 9 months, and you decided that your first post should include something about having the ability to make us cry?

Only made a few posts on this forum, and you guys have already made me cry. I've got an urge to return the favor.
Hi new guy.
People here are sensitive.
They also tend to lash out when hurt, tired,drunk*, annoyed, or just bored.
So, just like all other people in the world.
My Little Pony pisses me off but for some reason i like you in spite of your affiliation with that show.
Don't be a dick.

*Technically not true, most drunks here are not of the violent type.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2014, 06:13:41 PM
To be fair, I spent a year or so lurking here, and crying and getting mad when my ideas were challenged with me even saying them.

Worked it all out THEN posted.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 02, 2014, 06:18:55 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 06:13:41 PM
To be fair, I spent a year or so lurking here, and crying and getting mad when my ideas were challenged with me even saying them.

Worked it all out THEN posted.
Who are you again?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 06:19:42 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 02, 2014, 06:18:55 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 06:13:41 PM
To be fair, I spent a year or so lurking here, and crying and getting mad when my ideas were challenged with me even saying them.

Worked it all out THEN posted.
Who are you again?

It's that Alaskan guy.  Larry Craig or something.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 02, 2014, 06:19:55 PM
Hey there, new guy. Do you make any art or have any hobbies? Aside from MLP?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on January 02, 2014, 06:22:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 06:19:42 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 02, 2014, 06:18:55 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 06:13:41 PM
To be fair, I spent a year or so lurking here, and crying and getting mad when my ideas were challenged with me even saying them.

Worked it all out THEN posted.
Who are you again?

It's that Alaskan guy.  Larry Craig or something.

Trig Palin.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 02, 2014, 06:35:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 06:09:47 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:05:53 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on January 02, 2014, 05:50:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 02, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
So, if I have this right, you've been around here since last March, about 9 months, and you decided that your first post should include something about having the ability to make us cry?

Only made a few posts on this forum, and you guys have already made me cry. I've got an urge to return the favor.

I'm just trying to get to know you better.  Dry your eyes.

I think Bearman (175lb of whatever) has posted some pro-brony material.  You may be able to talk to him about that stuff.

:argh!:

:showus:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:52:20 PM
Quote
I'm just trying to get to know you better.  Dry your eyes.

I think Bearman (175lb of whatever) has posted some pro-brony material.  You may be able to talk to him about that stuff.

Okay, so there's a visit to the pool and reading Bearman's stuff on my to-do list.


Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 06:19:55 PM
Hey there, new guy. Do you make any art or have any hobbies? Aside from MLP?

Still learning Blender, know some Python programming, play a couple of games regularly.
The lack of outside pressure to fend for my own needs has led me to continue living with my mother. Have a couple of friends that are trying to get me interested in DnD, work, driving, and finding a girlfriend.

I've also been watching videos on Youtube like the ones you posted on the Techmology and Scientism board.

Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 02, 2014, 06:35:45 PM
:argh!:

:showus:

Link?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 02, 2014, 07:12:17 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:52:20 PM
Quote
I'm just trying to get to know you better.  Dry your eyes.

I think Bearman (175lb of whatever) has posted some pro-brony material.  You may be able to talk to him about that stuff.

Okay, so there's a visit to the pool and reading Bearman's stuff on my to-do list.


Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 06:19:55 PM
Hey there, new guy. Do you make any art or have any hobbies? Aside from MLP?

Still learning Blender, know some Python programming, play a couple of games regularly.
The lack of outside pressure to fend for my own needs has led me to continue living with my mother. Have a couple of friends that are trying to get me interested in DnD, work, driving, and finding a girlfriend.

I've also been watching videos on Youtube like the ones you posted on the Techmology and Scientism board.

Protip: FIRST, get a job, THEN, move out, THEN, go out with girls.

This is a good reminder of why my plan is to sell the house while  the kids are away at college. No basement = no basement-dwelling adult children!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2014, 08:02:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 02, 2014, 06:22:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 06:19:42 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 02, 2014, 06:18:55 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 06:13:41 PM
To be fair, I spent a year or so lurking here, and crying and getting mad when my ideas were challenged with me even saying them.

Worked it all out THEN posted.
Who are you again?

It's that Alaskan guy.  Larry Craig or something.

Trig Palin.

:crankey:




:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 08:41:14 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 07:03:48 AM
Hellos, lurker for several months or so here.

Why hellos instead of hello?
I'm wanting to throw you off my scent and see what happens when I speak to you as if part of a group instead of an individual.

What brought me here?
I'll walk you through it. First, I was on the random board on 4chan, trying to find my way, and the truth of what the fuck I was supposed to be doing with my life. As you may already know, I got nothing but shit from the board, and possibly by guessing from my avatar, until a group of fans on the website got me interested in the newest reboot of My Little Pony. After watching the premier of season 2 for the show, which included a character called Discord who is a spirit of chaos and disharmony, and seeing some tulpa threads on the /mlp/ forums I decided to make one of Discord.
  This attempt failed for reasons unmentioned, but lead to me reading some of my mothers magick books she hasn't looked at in years. One of them happened to mention Discordianism, which I HAD to be part of because Discord said so. Feeling like combinations would be amazing, I did some searching and read the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry that lead straight here. If you read all that, with all of its commas, I clapped.

tldr;
4chan>My Little Pony>Tulpamancing>Mothers magick books>Encyclopedia Dramatica>Here


To the meat of why I am here...
Due to the effects of liquid courage, I have decided to make my first post here and ask for multiple opinions on me holding back when I know I can make someone cry or break them in a similar fashion.

Hey there! Welcome to PD! :D
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on January 02, 2014, 09:11:43 PM
Hey, new guy.  Do you play the card game at all?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on January 02, 2014, 09:54:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PMWe're not really into random gibberish ("word salad")
Barnacle putty in hoot owl stoppage.  Sands of sense disturbing little feather. Groucho forgot his underpants.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 02, 2014, 10:48:22 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:52:20 PM
Quote
I'm just trying to get to know you better.  Dry your eyes.

I think Bearman (175lb of whatever) has posted some pro-brony material.  You may be able to talk to him about that stuff.

Okay, so there's a visit to the pool and reading Bearman's stuff on my to-do list.


Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 06:19:55 PM
Hey there, new guy. Do you make any art or have any hobbies? Aside from MLP?

Still learning Blender, know some Python programming, play a couple of games regularly.
The lack of outside pressure to fend for my own needs has led me to continue living with my mother. Have a couple of friends that are trying to get me interested in DnD, work, driving, and finding a girlfriend.

I've also been watching videos on Youtube like the ones you posted on the Techmology and Scientism board.

Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 02, 2014, 06:35:45 PM
:argh!:

:showus:

Link?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35408.msg1296092.html#msg1296092
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on January 02, 2014, 11:01:26 PM
Welcome, new spag, to the land of

(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2.jpg)
http://laughingsquid.com/friendship-is-maddness-a-cthulhu-themed-my-little-pony/
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: President Television on January 02, 2014, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 06:08:26 PM
Ah. Man, where are all the good Bronies at?

It's like ol' Townsville in this habitat
But all you Faustian brats
Knew that I was strapped for cash
When you were cuddling a cabbage patch
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2014, 11:07:51 PM
Quote from: President Television on January 02, 2014, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 06:08:26 PM
Ah. Man, where are all the good Bronies at?

It's like ol' Townsville in this habitat
But all you Faustian brats
Knew that I was strapped for cash
When you were cuddling a cabbage patch

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: President Television on January 02, 2014, 11:14:51 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 11:07:51 PM
Quote from: President Television on January 02, 2014, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: Poleris on January 02, 2014, 06:08:26 PM
Ah. Man, where are all the good Bronies at?

It's like ol' Townsville in this habitat
But all you Faustian brats
Knew that I was strapped for cash
When you were cuddling a cabbage patch

:lulz:

Nowadays everybrony wanna talk like they got too much to pay
Just like it's a real overpriced habit
What a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot 40k
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on January 02, 2014, 11:15:09 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 02, 2014, 10:48:22 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 06:52:20 PM
Link?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35408.msg1296092.html#msg1296092

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/telarus/WOMPs%20and%20Memes/myLilChaosPony.jpg) (http://s114.photobucket.com/user/telarus/media/WOMPs%20and%20Memes/myLilChaosPony.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 11:49:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 05:46:07 PM
:lulz:

I don't think so, actually.  If I were a betting man, I'd say Uncle BadTouch Family.
I am going to have to read about the family on the/a website later.

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on January 02, 2014, 09:11:43 PM
Hey, new guy.  Do you play the card game at all?

Never spoke to someone about the card game, so I haven't even looked at it yet.

Quote from: Telarus on January 02, 2014, 11:01:26 PM
Welcome, new spag, to the land of

(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2.jpg)
http://laughingsquid.com/friendship-is-maddness-a-cthulhu-themed-my-little-pony/

I want to hunt it down and fondle its tentacles, but just a little bit.
I also don't plan on leaving, There better be enough room.

Quote from: President Television on January 02, 2014, 11:14:51 PM
40k

</3
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on January 03, 2014, 08:31:40 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 11:49:52 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on January 02, 2014, 09:11:43 PM
Hey, new guy.  Do you play the card game at all?

Never spoke to someone about the card game, so I haven't even looked at it yet.

I have heard that it is very very similar to the Cthulu card game, play wise.  With more detail, I've heard that the mechanics are really good, if a bit confusing when you're first learning them, and the game itself is fun.  Do you have a local game store that has in-store gaming?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 06, 2014, 02:53:18 AM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 11:49:52 PM
I also don't plan on leaving, There better be enough room.


And then Drake75 was never heard from again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2014, 10:39:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 06, 2014, 02:53:18 AM
Quote from: Drake75 on January 02, 2014, 11:49:52 PM
I also don't plan on leaving, There better be enough room.


And then Drake75 was never heard from again.

Maybe he doesn't really like CCGs?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 14, 2014, 12:46:30 PM
Hi guys! Loved the Black Iron Prison.  Where do I find more?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2014, 12:51:33 PM
You don't.  Ever.  It's our greatest prank on civilization thus far.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2014, 12:56:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2014, 12:51:33 PM
You don't.  Ever.  It's our greatest prank on civilization thus far.

Or, you could look here. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php)

Or perhaps here. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,13574.0.html)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 14, 2014, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 14, 2014, 12:56:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2014, 12:51:33 PM
You don't.  Ever.  It's our greatest prank on civilization thus far.

Or, you could look here. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php)

Or perhaps here. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,13574.0.html)

Sweet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 14, 2014, 02:31:21 PM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 14, 2014, 12:46:30 PM
Hi guys! Loved the Black Iron Prison.  Where do I find more?

He hasn't posted in a while but one of our old users did a lot of work for BIP, including a ton that didn't make it into the cut.

If you check out the forum profile for GIGGLES and look under "Last Posts" you should find some good stuff.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 14, 2014, 02:33:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 14, 2014, 02:31:21 PM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 14, 2014, 12:46:30 PM
Hi guys! Loved the Black Iron Prison.  Where do I find more?

He hasn't posted in a while but one of our old users did a lot of work for BIP, including a ton that didn't make it into the cut.

If you check out the forum profile for GIGGLES and look under "Last Posts" you should find some good stuff.

Really, though, you shouldn't do this.

Welcome to PD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 14, 2014, 07:07:58 PM
Oh my! 

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2014, 08:54:45 PM
I see the FG admin contigent has arrived.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2014, 09:06:25 PM
It's not like they have anything else to do, having driven their own forum into the ground.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 15, 2014, 01:47:16 AM
I feel as though I am missing something.

Hello, just the same. 

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 15, 2014, 09:06:11 AM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 15, 2014, 01:47:16 AM
I feel as though I am missing something.

Hello, just the same.
You are not alone.

Hello new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 15, 2014, 12:47:59 PM
It pleases me to make your acquaintance.  But I won't make anything else.

I'm not a damned maid!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on January 18, 2014, 01:19:36 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 12:32:54 AM
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l


I'm assuming this asshole got tired of their own schtick?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Left on January 18, 2014, 01:26:03 AM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 15, 2014, 01:47:16 AM
I feel as though I am missing something.

Hello, just the same.

...I'm missing things too, and they put up with me rather well here. :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 18, 2014, 02:00:15 AM
That is a pleasant situation.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on January 18, 2014, 09:43:41 PM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 18, 2014, 02:00:15 AM
That is a pleasant situation.
Don't worry, that'll pass.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on January 18, 2014, 11:24:53 PM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 18, 2014, 02:00:15 AM
That is a pleasant situation.

That was what I said to yo momma last night.

Quote from: V3X on January 18, 2014, 09:43:41 PM
Don't worry, that'll pass.

That too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2014, 11:39:42 PM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 15, 2014, 01:47:16 AM
I feel as though I am missing something.

Hello, just the same.

Hi new guy!

Do you have any hobbies? Tell me three things that you like.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2014, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 18, 2014, 01:19:36 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 12:32:54 AM
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l


I'm assuming this asshole got tired of their own schtick?

I think that's the owner of FizzyGrizzly, or something.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 19, 2014, 01:56:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2014, 11:24:53 PM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 18, 2014, 02:00:15 AM
That is a pleasant situation.

That was what I said to yo momma last night.

Quote from: V3X on January 18, 2014, 09:43:41 PM
Don't worry, that'll pass.

That too.

She does enjoy the exchange of pleasantries. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 19, 2014, 02:00:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 18, 2014, 11:39:42 PM
Quote from: StandBackJack on January 15, 2014, 01:47:16 AM
I feel as though I am missing something.

Hello, just the same.

Hi new guy!

Do you have any hobbies? Tell me three things that you like.

Yes.

I like cats, beer in green bottles, and frisbees.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 02:20:31 AM
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on January 19, 2014, 02:36:19 AM
I, for one, am cold, wet, and in a mood great enough to needlessly murder 15 gorillas.

Welcome!

Since you have been lurking you likely know about the pool.

Stick around and share something upon which you place value.

OR ELSE.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2014, 07:29:57 AM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 02:20:31 AM
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on January 19, 2014, 04:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 19, 2014, 07:29:57 AM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 02:20:31 AM
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

Where did you put the cameras, Nigel?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2014, 05:06:58 PM
Quote from: V3X on January 19, 2014, 04:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 19, 2014, 07:29:57 AM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 02:20:31 AM
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

Where did you put the cameras, Nigel?

That's my little secret. Lean a little to the left, will you?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 19, 2014, 07:29:57 AM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 02:20:31 AM
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

I have enjoyed playing my music loud in two different rooms at once. When I do this I will purposefully have the two computers be various amounts of time out of sync. You never get the lyrics wrong this way!! Some music works better than others.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2014, 12:30:13 AM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 19, 2014, 07:29:57 AM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on January 19, 2014, 02:20:31 AM
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

I have enjoyed playing my music loud in two different rooms at once. When I do this I will purposefully have the two computers be various amounts of time out of sync. You never get the lyrics wrong this way!! Some music works better than others.

I like this.

Sometimes I open five or six tabs playing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" staggered by just a few seconds. It's pretty much the best thing ever.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2014, 04:05:38 AM
You're a monster.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2014, 04:55:56 AM
(http://www.toothmingle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/MonaLisa.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 20, 2014, 07:06:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 20, 2014, 04:55:56 AM
(http://www.toothmingle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/MonaLisa.jpg)
Why do i expect her to blink?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: 3n1g on January 20, 2014, 08:13:33 AM
Good Googly Moogly!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2014, 08:38:01 AM
Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: whenhellfreezes on January 20, 2014, 06:53:59 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 19, 2014, 02:36:19 AM
I, for one, am cold, wet, and in a mood great enough to needlessly murder 15 gorillas.

Welcome!

Since you have been lurking you likely know about the pool.

Stick around and share something upon which you place value.

OR ELSE.

I haven't heard of this. Care to explain?

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 20, 2014, 08:38:01 AM
Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php

That was too much fun, I wasn't ready.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2014, 06:58:29 PM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on January 20, 2014, 06:53:59 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 19, 2014, 02:36:19 AM
I, for one, am cold, wet, and in a mood great enough to needlessly murder 15 gorillas.

Welcome!

Since you have been lurking you likely know about the pool.

Stick around and share something upon which you place value.

OR ELSE.

I haven't heard of this. Care to explain?

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 20, 2014, 08:38:01 AM
Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php

That was too much fun, I wasn't ready.

Do it again and again!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2014, 04:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 20, 2014, 08:38:01 AM
Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php

That was like a better-than-average acid trip.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2014, 05:53:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 04:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 20, 2014, 08:38:01 AM
Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php

That was like a better-than-average acid trip.   :lulz:

:thanks: It brings me much joy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: StandBackJack on January 22, 2014, 04:13:35 AM
Does the room normally spin like that?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 22, 2014, 01:37:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 20, 2014, 08:38:01 AM
Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php

Honestly, this sounds like some remix I'd do.  So I guess I'll have to do that, now.  Easy enough to chain six delay pedals together.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: whenhellfreezes on January 27, 2014, 06:07:01 PM
I feel like introducing myself again. I don't think I appreciated how meta you guys can really be.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on January 27, 2014, 07:08:43 PM
Go for it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2014, 01:36:34 AM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 04, 2014, 03:25:25 AM
Hello, Discordian internet people,

It's been a long time since I joined a forum (I've pretty much settled on a single forum for years now), so this is weird.

It's been about ten years since my now best friend introduced me to Discordianism in college. Over the years, it's something that I've come back to again and again with increasing frequency and intensity. After coming across this site several times over the past week, the existence of memebase, reading BIP and BIPCW here, and especially after seeing that BIPCW was written by folks on this forum, I decided to join. I'm glad to see there's still new Discordian stuff being generated.

Hail Eris!
TIBS Loafer
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 04, 2014, 03:29:40 AM
Hey! Welcome!

Be sure to check out the pool on the roof.

What is it that you are into in meatspace, what gets your motor running?

Also, what sort of forum do you usually hang out in?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 04, 2014, 03:42:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 04, 2014, 03:29:40 AM
Hey! Welcome!

Be sure to check out the pool on the roof.
You won't fool me again, Angelina Jolie!

QuoteWhat is it that you are into in meatspace, what gets your motor running?
I'm a programmer by trade, but it's also pretty much my favorite thing. I sometimes draw weird sketch things if I'm bored and stoned enough. I also have a pretty rad wife who I play videogames with occasionally.

QuoteAlso, what sort of forum do you usually hang out in?
I try not to oblige the weird tribalism on the internet, but for shorthand's sake, I am A Goon™. e: and I mostly read about politics
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 04, 2014, 03:44:36 AM
We do, in fact, have a roof.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,13593.0.html
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 04, 2014, 03:46:55 AM
Neato, well, welcome again.

If you have any wisdom, lay it on us. There are a couple programmers here, I have tried my hand at it, but have other callings.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2014, 03:57:19 AM
Quote from: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 04, 2014, 03:25:25 AM
Hello, Discordian internet people,

It's been a long time since I joined a forum (I've pretty much settled on a single forum for years now), so this is weird.

It's been about ten years since my now best friend introduced me to Discordianism in college. Over the years, it's something that I've come back to again and again with increasing frequency and intensity. After coming across this site several times over the past week, the existence of memebase, reading BIP and BIPCW here, and especially after seeing that BIPCW was written by folks on this forum, I decided to join. I'm glad to see there's still new Discordian stuff being generated.

Hail Eris!
TIBS Loafer

Welcome aboard.  You're going to find that the best stuff is in (in order) "Think for yourself, schmuck", buried in the offal pit that is "Apple Talk", and in the old rant ghetto "Or Kill Me"...And, of course, in Horrorology and the Project Board.

Do not trust Nigel; she is not on your side.  She pretends to be nice and then does things to new people.  Awful things.  There was once this guy named AKK, he started out normal, then Nigel happened, and he freaked out and went into a seminary. 

Also, that LMNO fellow...I don't like the cut of his jib.  He lives kinda close to Canada...He might be a communist.

If you're a political nut, go into Aneristic Illusions and read every single thing Cain has ever written.  He is a genius, even if he IS a Manchester cannibal.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 04, 2014, 04:44:38 AM
Thanks for the welcomes!

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 04, 2014, 03:57:19 AM
Welcome aboard.  You're going to find that the best stuff is in (in order) "Think for yourself, schmuck", buried in the offal pit that is "Apple Talk", and in the old rant ghetto "Or Kill Me"...And, of course, in Horrorology and the Project Board.

This will be so damn useful. Thanks!

QuoteDo not trust Nigel; she is not on your side.  She pretends to be nice and then does things to new people.  Awful things.  There was once this guy named AKK, he started out normal, then Nigel happened, and he freaked out and went into a seminary. 

Also, that LMNO fellow...I don't like the cut of his jib.  He lives kinda close to Canada...He might be a communist.

If you're a political nut, go into Aneristic Illusions and read every single thing Cain has ever written.  He is a genius, even if he IS a Manchester cannibal.

Duly noted haha. And actually, the negative bitcoin thread in Aneristic Illusions was a good sign for this forum in my book
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2014, 04:47:14 AM
Quote from: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 04, 2014, 04:44:38 AM

Duly noted haha. And actually, the negative bitcoin thread in Aneristic Illusions was a good sign for this forum in my book

One goal we have here is to see the world the way it really is, not the way we'd like it to be.

And bitcoin is a scam.  Frankly, I'm not sure I see the advantage at all, even if it wasn't.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on February 04, 2014, 08:37:08 AM
Everything is a scam.

If you don't know why, it's a good scam.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on February 04, 2014, 10:34:29 AM
Quote from: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 04, 2014, 03:42:49 AM

I try not to oblige the weird tribalism on the internet, but for shorthand's sake, I am A Goon™. e: and I mostly read about politics
I'm registered over at SA but can't say I post all that often, I did a bit when I was in college.

Welcome to our corner of the internet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2014, 01:14:56 PM
Hi there, new guy!


Don't listen to anything Roger says.  I am the nicest person on the Internet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2014, 03:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 04, 2014, 03:25:25 AM
Hello, Discordian internet people,

It's been a long time since I joined a forum (I've pretty much settled on a single forum for years now), so this is weird.

It's been about ten years since my now best friend introduced me to Discordianism in college. Over the years, it's something that I've come back to again and again with increasing frequency and intensity. After coming across this site several times over the past week, the existence of memebase, reading BIP and BIPCW here, and especially after seeing that BIPCW was written by folks on this forum, I decided to join. I'm glad to see there's still new Discordian stuff being generated.

Hail Eris!
TIBS Loafer

Hi new person! Do you have any hobbies? What do you enjoy doing in your free time?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2014, 01:55:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 04, 2014, 01:14:56 PM
Hi there, new guy!


Don't listen to anything Roger says.  I am the nicest person on the Internet.

You will note that this is not exactly a ringing endorsement.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 05, 2014, 01:59:56 PM
Put a sock in it, one-eye.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2014, 02:20:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 05, 2014, 01:59:56 PM
Put a sock in it, one-eye.

See what I mean?

In any case, I am beginning to look like Ray Sawyer.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 05, 2014, 02:21:48 PM
Well, you certainly are a Medicine Show at this point.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2014, 03:10:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 05, 2014, 02:21:48 PM
Well, you certainly are a Medicine Show at this point.

Hell yeah.  I get full eating my pills.  MY pills.  You can't have any.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on February 23, 2014, 08:11:12 AM
Ya know, I just jumped in ranting and forgot to say Hi.

Hi! Just call me Red. I first ran into Discordianism back in the 90's. I thought it was hilarious and very refreshing. I snuck my first hot dog on a Friday two days later. The Principals sort of burned itself into my brain and I just went back to wandering around until TVTropes led me back here. I was like "Oh, yeah! This!" and jumped back in.

I love horror and have a massive collection of Pyramid head artwork. My current folder has 177 files with 3 sub folders in it. My avatar is one of my favorites with a personal backstory.

I had a dream when I was a kid that I ran away from home because I was tired of my dad never letting me go outside the house. At first I was running because I didn't want dad to see me, then it started getting foggy and I heard a heavy scraping sound that scared me to death, so soon I was fleeing for my life. I practically threw myself through a wrought-iron gate and suddenly found myself on a normal city street in front of a park. Life in the real world was hard, but I survived on my own and grew up. One day after work I decided to go for a walk in a park I had never visited before. As I walked on it started getting foggy, but I didn't think anything of it. Then I heard the scraping sound and froze. A massive figure wearing a pyramid helmet, stained men's shirt and leather smock and dragging a giant knife (blade up) slowly came into view. I knew I was screwed as he could kill me where I stood, yet was also frozen in awe of how majestic he was. He stopped and looked at me, then bent down and touched my cheek with a single large finger. Suddenly he grabbed me and carried me off on his shoulders. He protected me through the fog from all the strange creatures that attacked us up until I passed out. I awoke back in the same bed I had as a child listening as the front door closed and locked.

Well, that's the abridged version, anyway. I told the long version of this story on 4chan and didn't think much of it. A few months later, someone posted some art "based on a dream someone had posted awhile ago". Even scarier, the child looks just like I did when I was a kid and the colors perfectly match the ones I always pick for online personas when I make an avatar. It was too perfect!

Extra fun and spooky part? I had this dream back around 1993. By the way, when Masahiro Ito was designing monsters for Silent Hill, Pyramid Head came to him in a dream as well. My life is full of weirdness like this.  :)

Okie dokie, that's enough for the second. Hello random internet people!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 23, 2014, 04:53:04 PM
Hi there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 23, 2014, 06:28:02 PM
Hi Red! This is bear....have fun, and play nice, or little Bink's will get you.

How are you doing today?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on February 23, 2014, 08:20:54 PM
Hi Red, welcome to the forum. I like silent hill, and the imagery for both the mysticism and psychological portrayals of them but I've always found the fascination with Pyramid head a little odd.

This is based entirely on my playing silent hill two but I found these themes very prevalent around Pyramid head, I'm often surprised that people see him in a more positive light.

He is a metaphorical creation that stands for a plethora of really negative things, rape of a loved one (explicitly called out as not random strangers), sexual violence, unintended oppression of a lover, blunt single-minded sexual frenzy and at once the opposite: castration, impotence, unfulfilled maddening sexual desire.

In silent hill 2 he is presented as the parts of James Sunderland hates the most about himself, his guilt surrounding his wife's death. His feelings of being sexually neglected as a husband and ultimately his revelling in her demise.

It's not a character I would associate with protection, even if you take him at face value: a man in an executioners hood and a butchers robe.

None the less, I love Masahiro Ito's art. My favorite two are:

(http://www.silenthillmemories.net/music/sh0_osts/pics/sh0_ost_jp_comic_04.jpg)
This is pretty recent. I'm not sure if it is from a game or not.

and from Silent hill 2:
(http://sp2.fotolog.com/photo/34/32/4/merethron/1193251855_f.jpg)
I think this had the title The Remains Of Judgement in the game but it mightn't be the paintings actual name.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on February 23, 2014, 10:15:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 23, 2014, 04:53:04 PM
Hi there, new guy!
Hi established guy.  :)

Quote from: /b/earman on February 23, 2014, 06:28:02 PM
Hi Red! This is bear....have fun, and play nice, or little Bink's will get you.

How are you doing today?
I'll try, though I can get ranty sometimes. So far I seem to be in good company for that, though!

Me? I've been better and seen worse. Of course, that's usually the way things go around here. If it weren't for the everyday Orange Juice it would be awesome, but the awesome would be harder to spot without the not so much mixed in.

How are things going in your world?

Quote from: Faust on February 23, 2014, 08:20:54 PM
Hi Red, welcome to the forum. I like silent hill, and the imagery for both the mysticism and psychological portrayals of them but I've always found the fascination with Pyramid head a little odd.

It's not a character I would associate with protection, even if you take him at face value: a man in an executioners hood and a butchers robe.

None the less, I love Masahiro Ito's art. My favorite two are:

I think this had the title The Remains Of Judgement in the game but it mightn't be the paintings actual name.

I already can explain the fascination for most players: he's one of the few clearly masculine and sexualized non-human characters in the game that isn't overtly monstrous in appearance. Behaviors can be another story, but appearances are what I'm talking about here. Rule 34 takes it's course from there and leads to a giant fan base. The nurses get a similar (if smaller) fanbase for similar reasons.

Some people who just like the design and think it's cool. There's plenty of those and they're easily spotted by the lack of porn in their collection. There also are people who like the horrible monstrous things he does in game and the symbolism. These are less common but they're out there.

And then there's me and Masahiro Ito. Both of us think it's a darn cool design and both of us first saw the design in a dream. Of course, I haven't heard anything about what Ito's dream was like so I can't say if he took a benign thing and tossed it in a horror game turning it into a monster on the way or if he's always been a monster.

My dream actually went on in chapters for years, actually. Stage 1 was the abridged version posted earlier. It gets darker. Here's more abridged for you:

Stage 2 was obsession. My dad tried to get me interested in a regular guy (even though he had him dress in a silly pyramid Head costume at first meeting) but, in the end, the real deal showed up and secretly took over much to my delight. Everyone lived even if the guy got knocked out and never even knew a real Pyamid Head had shown up.

Stage 3 was education. My Pyramid head started bringing injured and dying creatures to my doorstep. I was confused by this until I realized he was testing me while showing me the creatures of his world. Eventually one of the creatures actually came of their own volition and started explaining things to me. If I kept it up there was a good chance I'd lose my humanity and become one of them. I had been warned this in stage 1 in the only time I'd ever heard my Pyramid Head talk, so the confirmation was interesting.

Stage 4 was adaptation. I had a good idea of how the world ran and started exploring outside the house, much to my dad's worry. I observed the creatures in the wild and noticed that, indeed, many of them seemed as if they were once human even if only vestiges remained. The first time I had gone out I was attacked, but now some of them were fearing me. I had no idea why. All I knew was I was happy to hold my own at last.

Stage 5 was alteration. The change had crept over me so slowly I didn't even notice it. My first warning was when I started seeing red-eyed grey-skinned Valtiel-like humanoids appearing out of nowhere, clinging to things. My Pyramid Head had never shown me one of these so it was very jarring. By the time I could hear them talking I learned it was too late: I had become a strange hybrid larger than a normal grey one but smaller than a Pyramid Head. I found myself drawn towards wearing an iron mask, but had to force myself not to wear it for long as it always started fusing itself to my face. I seldom came home anymore and when I did I usually found dad mourning me.

In short, I wouldn't call Pyramid Head a protector per se. Like with James, he might just be a reflection of my mind, only where James was addled with guilt, frustration and shame I needed to learn who I am, grow to understand life in all it's brutality, and find where I belong in the world even if not everyone will approve. Being an executioner is appropriate in this case as he's helping me "kill" my old self so I can rebuild into something else. I saw an alternate Stage 5 in one dream in which I stayed human and ended up miserable and lonely, so this might be the case! Either way, having "my own personal monster" is fun, especially as I'm in the camp that thinks his design is awesome.


Anyway, back to art! Yeah, Masahiro Ito's art is lovely. Apparently the one you couldn't Identify came from "White Hunter" which is came with a Japanese sound track. Luckily you can read it here.  (http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/White_Hunter) I think the painting might actually be called "The Remains of Judgement" or "The Hanged Man". I'm not sure which is correct as I've seen both.

I think the really heavy Christian symbolism added since Silent Hill 3 is interesting. The whole "cult" angle being slowly fleshed out is surprisingly complex. I just wish the second film handled it better. Sure, if you have read a ton of Silent Hill lore you'll get it, but everyone else was lost. I also hated the shoe-horned romance and that they changed Vincent's age.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 23, 2014, 10:29:23 PM
Hello. I'm monad, apparently.
The theosophical sort, not the functional programming sort. Not that I know much about that, either.
Some of you may recognise me from the IRC.
It has been a while since I've had a persistent identity so it may take some time for me to tune in.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on February 23, 2014, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: Red on February 23, 2014, 10:15:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 23, 2014, 08:20:54 PM
Hi Red, welcome to the forum. I like silent hill, and the imagery for both the mysticism and psychological portrayals of them but I've always found the fascination with Pyramid head a little odd.

It's not a character I would associate with protection, even if you take him at face value: a man in an executioners hood and a butchers robe.

None the less, I love Masahiro Ito's art. My favorite two are:

I think this had the title The Remains Of Judgement in the game but it mightn't be the paintings actual name.

I already can explain the fascination for most players: he's one of the few clearly masculine and sexualized non-human characters in the game that isn't overtly monstrous in appearance. Behaviors can be another story, but appearances are what I'm talking about here. Rule 34 takes it's course from there and leads to a giant fan base. The nurses get a similar (if smaller) fanbase for similar reasons.

Some people who just like the design and think it's cool. There's plenty of those and they're easily spotted by the lack of porn in their collection. There also are people who like the horrible monstrous things he does in game and the symbolism. These are less common but they're out there.

And then there's me and Masahiro Ito. Both of us think it's a darn cool design and both of us first saw the design in a dream. Of course, I haven't heard anything about what Ito's dream was like so I can't say if he took a benign thing and tossed it in a horror game turning it into a monster on the way or if he's always been a monster.

My dream actually went on in chapters for years, actually. Stage 1 was the abridged version posted earlier. It gets darker. Here's more abridged for you:

Stage 2 was obsession. My dad tried to get me interested in a regular guy (even though he had him dress in a silly pyramid Head costume at first meeting) but, in the end, the real deal showed up and secretly took over much to my delight. Everyone lived even if the guy got knocked out and never even knew a real Pyamid Head had shown up.

Stage 3 was education. My Pyramid head started bringing injured and dying creatures to my doorstep. I was confused by this until I realized he was testing me while showing me the creatures of his world. Eventually one of the creatures actually came of their own volition and started explaining things to me. If I kept it up there was a good chance I'd lose my humanity and become one of them. I had been warned this in stage 1 in the only time I'd ever heard my Pyramid Head talk, so the confirmation was interesting.

Stage 4 was adaptation. I had a good idea of how the world ran and started exploring outside the house, much to my dad's worry. I observed the creatures in the wild and noticed that, indeed, many of them seemed as if they were once human even if only vestiges remained. The first time I had gone out I was attacked, but now some of them were fearing me. I had no idea why. All I knew was I was happy to hold my own at last.

Stage 5 was alteration. The change had crept over me so slowly I didn't even notice it. My first warning was when I started seeing red-eyed grey-skinned Valtiel-like humanoids appearing out of nowhere, clinging to things. My Pyramid Head had never shown me one of these so it was very jarring. By the time I could hear them talking I learned it was too late: I had become a strange hybrid larger than a normal grey one but smaller than a Pyramid Head. I found myself drawn towards wearing an iron mask, but had to force myself not to wear it for long as it always started fusing itself to my face. I seldom came home anymore and when I did I usually found dad mourning me.

In short, I wouldn't call Pyramid Head a protector per se. Like with James, he might just be a reflection of my mind, only where James was addled with guilt, frustration and shame I needed to learn who I am, grow to understand life in all it's brutality, and find where I belong in the world even if not everyone will approve. Being an executioner is appropriate in this case as he's helping me "kill" my old self so I can rebuild into something else. I saw an alternate Stage 5 in one dream in which I stayed human and ended up miserable and lonely, so this might be the case! Either way, having "my own personal monster" is fun, especially as I'm in the camp that thinks his design is awesome.

This is a whole lot of crazy, so I'm going to say: Cool, life's all about finding out what works for you.

Quote
Anyway, back to art! Yeah, Masahiro Ito's art is lovely. Apparently the one you couldn't Identify came from "White Hunter" which is came with a Japanese sound track. Luckily you can read it here.  (http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/White_Hunter) I think the painting might actually be called "The Remains of Judgement" or "The Hanged Man". I'm not sure which is correct as I've seen both.

I think the really heavy Christian symbolism added since Silent Hill 3 is interesting. The whole "cult" angle being slowly fleshed out is surprisingly complex. I just wish the second film handled it better. Sure, if you have read a ton of Silent Hill lore you'll get it, but everyone else was lost. I also hated the shoe-horned romance and that they changed Vincent's age.

I've actually been going through his art for the last hour. He's got some really beautiful stuff. I'm not finding anything on his inspiration for pyramid head coming from a dream, as far as I can recall it was an iterative design that didn't have a pyramid at the start, just a malformed featureless head.

One cool thing I found out was that a lot of his inspirations came from an artist called Francis Bacon who does these very isolated harrowing picture, and his art style really evoked the tortured frailty of the "monsters". He does a lot with images of people in geometric cages and railings. I always assumed it was throwback to the film Jacobs ladder but I guess there was more to it than that.
What's even more awesome is that Bacon is Irish and there's a gallery of his work in Dublin, which I am going to go see at the next possible juncture.

This is literally me right now:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRj9Aw3ntk50KWGjkWUeF2N2Fy9DkLisDI7ij2xZKtNhqAk9S8IqA)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 12:12:21 AM
Quote from: monad on February 23, 2014, 10:29:23 PM
Hello. I'm monad, apparently.
The theosophical sort, not the functional programming sort. Not that I know much about that, either.
Some of you may recognise me from the IRC.
It has been a while since I've had a persistent identity so it may take some time for me to tune in.

Welcome! If you haven't already, set up a sterilization center next to wherever you post from. You don't want to track this shit out.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on February 24, 2014, 12:32:46 AM
Quote from: Faust on February 23, 2014, 10:31:10 PM

This is a whole lot of crazy, so I'm going to say: Cool, life's all about finding out what works for you.

I've actually been going through his art for the last hour. He's got some really beautiful stuff. I'm not finding anything on his inspiration for pyramid head coming from a dream, as far as I can recall it was an iterative design that didn't have a pyramid at the start, just a malformed featureless head.

One cool thing I found out was that a lot of his inspirations came from an artist called Francis Bacon who does these very isolated harrowing picture, and his art style really evoked the tortured frailty of the "monsters". He does a lot with images of people in geometric cages and railings. I always assumed it was throwback to the film Jacobs ladder but I guess there was more to it than that.
What's even more awesome is that Bacon is Irish and there's a gallery of his work in Dublin, which I am going to go see at the next possible juncture.

This is literally me right now:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRj9Aw3ntk50KWGjkWUeF2N2Fy9DkLisDI7ij2xZKtNhqAk9S8IqA)

Eh, my life is a ball of crazy. You get used to it after awhile.  :lulz:

Drat. I looked around and couldn't find it again, either. I probably got ahold of a bad translation when I read that. Knowing my luck the proper translation should have been "Masahiro Ito dreamed up Pyramid head" as in figurative and the stupid thing gave me literal.  :oops: Oh well.

Yeah, going through a horrific war will do things to you and your art. I remember seeing some of these paintings back when I was in high school. They're very distinctive! As a side note, the painting you posted looks a lot like Silent Hill: Downpour's cover.
(http://i61.tinypic.com/653di9.jpg)

Quote from: monad on February 23, 2014, 10:29:23 PM
Hello. I'm monad, apparently.
The theosophical sort, not the functional programming sort. Not that I know much about that, either.
Some of you may recognise me from the IRC.
It has been a while since I've had a persistent identity so it may take some time for me to tune in.
By the way, hello to you too! I'm sure you'll adjust just fine. :) The fact that you chat on IRC will probably make things easier for you as you already know some of the people here!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 02:51:02 AM
Thanks. I seem to have unintentionally upset people already. Perhaps it would be best if I slunk back off into anonymity.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 02:53:33 AM
Only best if you have Teh Fear.

What you are feeling right now is fairly common. If you slink away you'll never get drawn for the raffle-raffle and pie party.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 02:55:06 AM
I would prefer that to upsetting people.
(http://www.glastonbridge.co.uk/img/ot.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 02:56:52 AM
Yeah?

But it's so much fun!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 02:57:35 AM
I am just happy that thread is getting more mileage/kilometerage.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 02:58:50 AM
I don't wish to contribute to any more hate.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 03:03:50 AM
Oh boy, and Roger ain't even here.

Look, hate is sort of what this place runs on. It may seem like we all get along, but the truth is the sight of this forum makes me projectile vomit for hours afterward.

We argue with one another very, very intensely as often as possible. What is more, we all LIKE it that way. I, for one, get bored with other people so easily since posting here. And lord help anyone who thinks they can piss me off on the internet faster than I can link them to the Offended page on ED.com.

My suggestion: stick around, lurk a bit. Find some value here, there's plenty to go around.

Or, don't. That's your call.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 03:04:45 AM
Don't worry, I'm just moping.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 03:10:28 AM
Who's worried. I just signed on to the welcome wagon and am following through on my word.

Plus, we need some new blood in here, the walls are starting to dry.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 03:20:30 AM
I don't have any blood, but I might scorch the walls if I happen to flare up, that might improve the ambience.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 03:22:19 AM
It just might.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 24, 2014, 03:25:46 AM
Alty is a vicious cannibal who bear maces his still living meals beforehand, not to incapacitate them, but because he likes spicy food. The fact that he is on our welcome wagon should say a lot.

Welcome to PD, new folk.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 03:26:57 AM
I like it when the wiggle on the way down.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on February 24, 2014, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: monad on February 24, 2014, 02:51:02 AM
Thanks. I seem to have unintentionally upset people already. Perhaps it would be best if I slunk back off into anonymity.
EVERYONE pisses someone off on their first few days. I can't begin to count the number of times I've made an ass of myself on assorted forums over time, but you learn that in the end nobody has a clue who you are! So go out there, put something on the line and see if anyone bites.

I also highly suggest visiting 4chan some time. Pick any forum except for /b/ (it's hard mode if you're shy), find a thread and start talking. /Adv/ moves pretty fast and is usually fairly friendly. Some areas move slower than others, so check the catalogue (link on the bottom) to see where your thread is and if it has moved. This will tell you if the thread is quiet or if the entire forum is just quiet! The best part? All threads die and vanish! It's a nice bridge between a chat and a normal forum.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 04:23:44 AM
That's an interesting suggestion. Thank you for the good intentions.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 03:03:50 AM
Oh boy, and Roger ain't even here.


You speak of me as if I were disagreeable or something.

I am not.  I am a kindly old man.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:31:30 AM
Quote from: monad on February 24, 2014, 02:51:02 AM
Thanks. I seem to have unintentionally upset people already. Perhaps it would be best if I slunk back off into anonymity.

Remember the days when Discordians had gigantic cojones and didn't worry about shit like that?

Yeah, me neither.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 04:32:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 03:03:50 AM
Oh boy, and Roger ain't even here.


You speak of me as if I were disagreeable or something.

I am not.  I am a kindly old man.

You are a shining beacon of glorious and even-handed raw HATE. I would suggest that we channel it into a power source, but it is perfectly employed as is.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:33:01 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 04:32:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 03:03:50 AM
Oh boy, and Roger ain't even here.


You speak of me as if I were disagreeable or something.

I am not.  I am a kindly old man.

You are a shining beacon of glorious and even-handed raw HATE. I would suggest that we channel it into a power source, but it is perfectly employed as is.

I am like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 04:37:34 AM
And your sermons have more potency. Jesus was a hack. Did he ever make anyone shit their pants? No.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:38:30 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 04:37:34 AM
And your sermons have more potency. Jesus was a hack. Did he ever make anyone shit their pants? No.

He did make a scourge and whip the moneylenders out of the temple.

Which is kinda kickass when you think about it.

DOUR,
Hasn't whipped any Goldman Sachs execs recently.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 04:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:31:30 AM

Remember the days when Discordians had gigantic cojones and didn't worry about shit like that?

Yeah, me neither.

Bravery is contextually relative.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:43:23 AM
Quote from: monad on February 24, 2014, 04:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:31:30 AM

Remember the days when Discordians had gigantic cojones and didn't worry about shit like that?

Yeah, me neither.

Bravery is relative.

:um:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:43:50 AM
Quote from: monad on February 24, 2014, 04:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:31:30 AM

Remember the days when Discordians had gigantic cojones and didn't worry about shit like that?

Yeah, me neither.

Bravery is contextually relative.

Nope.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 04:44:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:38:30 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 04:37:34 AM
And your sermons have more potency. Jesus was a hack. Did he ever make anyone shit their pants? No.

He did make a scourge and whip the moneylenders out of the temple.

Which is kinda kickass when you think about it.

DOUR,
Hasn't whipped any Goldman Sachs execs recently.

Ah, that is probably best. You wouldn't want the oligarchs of tomorrow to use your name to justify their pillaging.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:45:36 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 04:44:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:38:30 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 24, 2014, 04:37:34 AM
And your sermons have more potency. Jesus was a hack. Did he ever make anyone shit their pants? No.

He did make a scourge and whip the moneylenders out of the temple.

Which is kinda kickass when you think about it.

DOUR,
Hasn't whipped any Goldman Sachs execs recently.

Ah, that is probably best. You wouldn't want the oligarchs of tomorrow to use your name to justify their pillaging.

Sez who?

Anyway, I'm not staying up late to deal with this new guy's weirdness. 

It's just not contextually relevant.  Or words to that effect.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2014, 04:46:07 AM
Bravery is leaving the scared primate back in the trees, every time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 04:50:59 AM
Words, words. They're all we have to go on.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on February 24, 2014, 08:41:23 AM
Who have you upset? Perhaps we can give you some tips for dealing with them. Unless it's Richter, in which case you've probably already been sharpened.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 08:44:18 AM
I thought you but now I see you ain't even
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on February 24, 2014, 09:25:04 AM
Naw, I ain't ever even.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: monad on February 24, 2014, 09:33:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:43:50 AM
Nope.

Oh, but I insist.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 02:22:01 PM
Quote from: monad on February 24, 2014, 04:50:59 AM
Words, words. They're all we have to go on.

Oh, are you one of those "allllll is Mayaaaaaaaaa" guys?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 02:22:20 PM
Quote from: monad on February 24, 2014, 09:33:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:43:50 AM
Nope.

Oh, but I insist.

Couldn't eat another bite.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2014, 04:23:12 PM
Hi Red!  You seem interesting.


Hi monad!  You seem... like you think a lot.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 04:24:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2014, 04:23:12 PM
Hi Red!  You seem interesting.


Hi monad!  You seem... like you think a lot.

Deep thoughts.  Very, very deep.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2014, 04:26:38 PM
Turtles, all the way down.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on February 24, 2014, 11:40:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 24, 2014, 04:23:12 PM
Hi Red!  You seem interesting.
Hi there.

Eh, I can't help it: a *cough* interesting life tends to make one interesting. On the bright side, there sure are a lot of interesting people here! :) I'm glad to be here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
Oh, goddd. It's been forever since I've been on a forum. I missed it so much.

Hello all, I'm Kevin, you might have seen me dicking around TDS on facebook. Well, I recognize nigel at least. I actually joined this forum a long time ago, and I managed to last a reasonable amount of time. Around 800 posts my lack of tact caught up with me. I said something stupid and felt stupid for it, but I've grown up a lot and recent events have done wonders for my depression and ADD. I'm ready to get back on the horse and actually communicate with people instead of choosing what's comfortable for my ego.

Also, it feels good to have emoticons that move again.  :lulz:

I know I'll be embarrassed if I look up my old account on here. Besides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 04:54:26 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
Oh, goddd. It's been forever since I've been on a forum. I missed it so much.

Hello all, I'm Kevin, you might have seen me dicking around TDS on facebook. Well, I recognize nigel at least. I actually joined this forum a long time ago, and I managed to last a reasonable amount of time. Around 800 posts my lack of tact caught up with me. I said something stupid and felt stupid for it, but I've grown up a lot and recent events have done wonders for my depression and ADD. I'm ready to get back on the horse and actually communicate with people instead of choosing what's comfortable for my ego.

Also, it feels good to have emoticons that move again.  :lulz:

I know I'll be embarrassed if I look up my old account on here. Besides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.

Welcome aboard.

TGRR, aka Hamish Howl.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 03, 2014, 04:57:20 PM
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on March 03, 2014, 05:05:32 PM
Now I'm vaguely interested in who you are.  Or were, rather.  Though I'm guessing you'd rather not say.  Well, no matter.  Welcome.  Again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 05:25:22 PM
Hey all!

Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2014, 05:05:32 PM
Now I'm vaguely interested in who you are.  Or were, rather.  Though I'm guessing you'd rather not say.  Well, no matter.  Welcome.  Again.

But the fun is in wading through 5ish years of posts to figure it out!

You aren't missing much. I was technically good at saying a lot of words, but in retrospect it was all just noise. It didn't help that I was in an unhappy marriage at the time, and my brains were being pressed through a screen of tense codependency. I'm impressed I had enough energy to establish 800 posts of anything.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:26:25 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 05:25:22 PM
Hey all!

Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2014, 05:05:32 PM
Now I'm vaguely interested in who you are.  Or were, rather.  Though I'm guessing you'd rather not say.  Well, no matter.  Welcome.  Again.

But the fun is in wading through 5ish years of posts to figure it out!

You aren't missing much. I was technically good at saying a lot of words, but in retrospect it was all just noise. It didn't help that I was in an unhappy marriage at the time, and my brains were being pressed through a screen of tense codependency. I'm impressed I had enough energy to establish 800 posts of anything.

Yeah, I was pretty incomprehensible during my years spent addicted to Hokey Pokey.

Fortunately, I turned myself around.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 03, 2014, 05:27:59 PM
:crankey:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:29:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 03, 2014, 05:27:59 PM
:crankey:

I can't help it.   :sad:

I was born wrong.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 05:31:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:26:25 PM
Fortunately, I turned myself around.

Cheers, isn't that what it's all about in the end?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2014, 05:31:47 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
Oh, goddd. It's been forever since I've been on a forum. I missed it so much.

Hello all, I'm Kevin, you might have seen me dicking around TDS on facebook. Well, I recognize nigel at least. I actually joined this forum a long time ago, and I managed to last a reasonable amount of time. Around 800 posts my lack of tact caught up with me. I said something stupid and felt stupid for it, but I've grown up a lot and recent events have done wonders for my depression and ADD. I'm ready to get back on the horse and actually communicate with people instead of choosing what's comfortable for my ego.

Also, it feels good to have emoticons that move again.  :lulz:

I know I'll be embarrassed if I look up my old account on here. Besides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.

Hi there, new guy! Welcome!

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
I am in the mood to write a new intro thread OP.

Because times have changed.  And I feel shouty.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on March 03, 2014, 11:41:08 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PMBesides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.
...because Eris was calling?  :lulz:

Welcome back new old guy. I have been in your shoes before in other times and places, though hopefully you should have no problem coming in and re-re-adjusting.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
I am in the mood to write a new intro thread OP.

Because times have changed.  And I feel shouty.
Oooh, shiny. I'm too used to my indoor voice to be helpful right now.  :oops: Happy shouting!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: Red on March 03, 2014, 11:41:08 PM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PMBesides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.
...because Eris was calling?  :lulz:

Welcome back new old guy. I have been in your shoes before in other times and places, though hopefully you should have no problem coming in and re-re-adjusting.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
I am in the mood to write a new intro thread OP.

Because times have changed.  And I feel shouty.
Oooh, shiny. I'm too used to my indoor voice to be helpful right now.  :oops: Happy shouting!

Helping me is sort of like standing beside the guy with his dick jammed in a hornet's nest.  Nobody really benefits, least of all you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on March 04, 2014, 12:00:09 AM
Quote from: kasaraibo on March 03, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
Oh, goddd. It's been forever since I've been on a forum. I missed it so much.

Hello all, I'm Kevin, you might have seen me dicking around TDS on facebook. Well, I recognize nigel at least. I actually joined this forum a long time ago, and I managed to last a reasonable amount of time. Around 800 posts my lack of tact caught up with me. I said something stupid and felt stupid for it, but I've grown up a lot and recent events have done wonders for my depression and ADD. I'm ready to get back on the horse and actually communicate with people instead of choosing what's comfortable for my ego.

Also, it feels good to have emoticons that move again.  :lulz:

I know I'll be embarrassed if I look up my old account on here. Besides that venture, I'm trying to remember how I got into Discordianism in the first place. It's been years...screw it. Clean slate, I'm new.

Welcome back! All is forgiven, unless you were formerly known as Dead Kennedy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on March 04, 2014, 03:58:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 11:44:19 PM
Helping me is sort of like standing beside the guy with his dick jammed in a hornet's nest.  Nobody really benefits, least of all you.
Ahh, I'll just stand far, far, away and leave you to your hornets work, then.  :p
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 01:53:28 PM
Quote from: Red on March 04, 2014, 03:58:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 11:44:19 PM
Helping me is sort of like standing beside the guy with his dick jammed in a hornet's nest.  Nobody really benefits, least of all you.
Ahh, I'll just stand far, far, away and leave you to your hornets work, then.  :p

And DON'T LOOK.  This shit is personal.

TGRR,
Hornet fucker
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)

:lulz: Figured as much. I'll have to remember to pack accordingly next time I visit. If you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)

:lulz: Figured as much. I'll have to remember to pack accordingly next time I visit. If you know what I mean.

AND I THINK YOU DO.

ftfy
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:51:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

Your state doesn't make hornets big enough.

Point.

We do.  :)

:lulz: Figured as much. I'll have to remember to pack accordingly next time I visit. If you know what I mean.

AND I THINK YOU DO.

ftfy

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2cf3a0.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on March 05, 2014, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2cf3a0.jpg)

Nope.  The only recorded usage of vespas for sex is in order to increase perceived size of male members for post eusocial sexytime.  Don't ask me how I know this  :oops:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2cf3a0.jpg)

:|

Um, yeah.  Joke's all yours now dude.  Run with it.  Or something.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Red on March 05, 2014, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 05, 2014, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2cf3a0.jpg)

Nope.  The only recorded usage of vespas for sex is in order to increase perceived size of male members for post eusocial sexytime.  Don't ask me how I know this  :oops:
Well, at least we now know why he carries such a flashy gun.  :wink:

(As a side note- am I really the only person who remembers The Green Hornet? Wow.  :eek: )
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2014, 08:27:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 04, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Well those hornets aint gonna fuck themselves...

That's what I've been SAYING.

Do your part, America!  Fuck a hornet.

I tried fucking a hornet, but :sad:

They just don't make dildos small enough.

So you say.  I've been reliably informed your just jealous that Roger is getting all that sweet hornet loving that you come up with ridiculous conspiracy theories as to why you don't get any.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 05, 2014, 08:31:05 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 05, 2014, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: Red on March 05, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
I think you're focusing on the wrong species of Hornet. Try the Green Hornet on for size.
Here's a fine specimen now.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2cf3a0.jpg)

Nope.  The only recorded usage of vespas for sex is in order to increase perceived size of male members for post eusocial sexytime.  Don't ask me how I know this  :oops:
Well, at least we now know why he carries such a flashy gun.  :wink:

(As a side note- am I really the only person who remembers The Green Hornet? Wow.  :eek: )

The direction you took to joke was unrelated to the direction it had gone already, this caused enough cognitive dissonance to kill the joke for at least one person and probably more.
It happens on forums, don't worry about it too much.
(sidenote: Naw, lots of people here know of the Green Hornet.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on March 05, 2014, 09:05:01 AM
Why would Nigel fuck The Green Hornet? He's a human, ergo, her dick is already up his ass.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 05, 2014, 11:00:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on March 05, 2014, 09:05:01 AM
Why would Nigel fuck The Green Hornet? He's a human, ergo, her dick is already up his ass.
And that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 05, 2014, 02:07:28 PM
Plus, Roger has IRL gotten his junk stung by a mad hornet.  So, there's that.


Not that you were supposed to know that at this point.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 05, 2014, 02:09:23 PM
Pretty sure we were all just assuming
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 02:18:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 05, 2014, 02:07:28 PM
Plus, Roger has IRL gotten his junk stung by a mad hornet.  So, there's that.


Not that you were supposed to know that at this point.

That hornet wasn't mad, it was fucking EVIL.

And it had nothing to do with my response.  I was just a little peeved about a joke being killed in its prime, is all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: capitalistslayer on March 19, 2014, 05:43:28 PM
Are we still doing introductions? Hi. My name is Jess. I'm an anarcho-communist & possibly the world's biggest Buffy fan. My life was chaos long before I ever heard of Eris and Discordianism. A dear friend of mine threw the golden apple my way and I'm so happy she did. I'm hoping to start writing a novel soon.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 19, 2014, 05:46:34 PM
Will the novel be free for the proletariat?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 19, 2014, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: capitalistslayer on March 19, 2014, 05:43:28 PM
Are we still doing introductions? Hi. My name is Jess. I'm an anarcho-communist & possibly the world's biggest Buffy fan. My life was chaos long before I ever heard of Eris and Discordianism. A dear friend of mine threw the golden apple my way and I'm so happy she did. I'm hoping to start writing a novel soon.
Hi Jess!
I used to be an anarchist until I realized that I blame the followers more than the leaders. Now I am an andoulist. http://translate.google.com/#el/en/%CE%94%CE%BF%CF%85%CE%BB%CE%BF%CF%82 (http://translate.google.com/#el/en/%CE%94%CE%BF%CF%85%CE%BB%CE%BF%CF%82)
Buffy is fun, though not as good as Dark Angel. More dystopian and less crapsack worldy.
Your friend was confused on the point of the golden apple if she threw it directly into your hand. Keep that one close, she is nice.
I'm hoping I will get to read your novel soon. Will you post parts of it here? We are great critics.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2014, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: capitalistslayer on March 19, 2014, 05:43:28 PM
Are we still doing introductions? Hi. My name is Jess. I'm an anarcho-communist & possibly the world's biggest Buffy fan. My life was chaos long before I ever heard of Eris and Discordianism. A dear friend of mine threw the golden apple my way and I'm so happy she did. I'm hoping to start writing a novel soon.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: capitalistslayer on March 19, 2014, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 19, 2014, 05:46:34 PM
Will the novel be free for the proletariat?

Yeah, I'd like it to be free for anyone that wants to read it. I'll post some parts here when I have stuff written

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on March 19, 2014, 06:27:34 PM
THIS IS GOING TO GO SPLENDIDLY.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Scilon Agent on March 19, 2014, 06:43:03 PM
>Biggest Buffy fan in the world
>Buffy extremely large capitalist entertainment franchise
>capitalistslayer

But if we slayered all of teh evul capitalists who would market, sell and pay all those actors and actresses????

OMG who would sell DVD's and whole seasons??? Who would advertise on the networks in order to pay for commercial spots?

OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT MAN
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on March 19, 2014, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 19, 2014, 06:43:03 PM
>Biggest Buffy fan in the world
>Buffy extremely large capitalist entertainment franchise
>capitalistslayer

But if we slayered all of teh evul capitalists who would market, sell and pay all those actors and actresses????

OMG who would sell DVD's and whole seasons??? Who would advertise on the networks in order to pay for commercial spots?

OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT MAN
Oh like YOUR worldview is totally internally consistent.  :p
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Scilon Agent on March 19, 2014, 06:47:18 PM
Quote from: Pæs on March 19, 2014, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 19, 2014, 06:43:03 PM
>Biggest Buffy fan in the world
>Buffy extremely large capitalist entertainment franchise
>capitalistslayer

But if we slayered all of teh evul capitalists who would market, sell and pay all those actors and actresses????

OMG who would sell DVD's and whole seasons??? Who would advertise on the networks in order to pay for commercial spots?

OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT MAN
Oh like YOUR worldview is totally internally consistent.  :p

Top kek!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on March 19, 2014, 07:42:56 PM
Buffy was good for a while. The first three seasons were great. Then there was that shitty college season. then there was an ok willow season. Then there was the shitty final season.

Funnily angel was shit for the first season, ok for the second and then consistently good until it ended.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2014, 08:24:28 PM
I actually thought the first season was pretty weak.  But then, setting the cast, characters and lore involves more exposition than anything else.

Season 2 and three were excellent, as was season 5.  I don't recall season 5 having an especially great arc, but having "The Body" counts for a hell of a lot.

Cain,
might have been rewatching Buffy recently.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on March 19, 2014, 09:06:09 PM
I actually completely forgot the glory season. Yeah The Body was a nasty twist in the show. Glory was a good villain but her reveal and who they wrapped it up seemed kind of lame.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2014, 09:15:53 PM
Yeah, for sure.  Glory was in no way as compelling a villain as Spike, Angelus or the Mayor.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 09, 2014, 05:26:51 AM
Sorry to interrupt your Buffet the Vampire Killer discussions..

I'm the newest new guy here now  :fnord:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on April 09, 2014, 05:37:30 AM
Quote from: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 09, 2014, 05:26:51 AM
Sorry to interrupt your Buffet the Vampire Killer discussions..

I'm the newest new guy here now  :fnord:
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2014, 06:35:59 AM
Quote from: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 09, 2014, 05:26:51 AM
Sorry to interrupt your Buffet the Vampire Killer discussions..

I'm the newest new guy here now  :fnord:

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on April 09, 2014, 07:35:11 AM
Quote from: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 09, 2014, 05:26:51 AM
Sorry to interrupt your Buffet the Vampire Killer discussions..

I'm the newest new guy here now  :fnord:

Favourite Buffy episode now, or GTFO.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 09, 2014, 08:37:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2014, 07:35:11 AM
Favourite Buffy episode now, or GTFO.

I liked the one where Buffy and her highschool friends all petitioned the city council to lift the ban on dancing and then they had that cool tractor duel with that Billy Idol lookin guy.. that was the best one
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on April 09, 2014, 08:45:37 AM
OK you're in....for now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on April 09, 2014, 12:07:15 PM
Hi new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 09, 2014, 12:58:05 PM
Thanks y'all, I came across the PD site a few times in my readings, then the other day I saw holy vision that I wanted to share

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=36406.msg1338369#msg1338369 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=36406.msg1338369#msg1338369)

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on April 09, 2014, 07:42:29 PM
Welcome Aboard!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 10, 2014, 01:38:57 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Favourite Eurovision Song Contest winner?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 10, 2014, 04:11:23 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 10, 2014, 01:38:57 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Favourite Eurovision Song Contest winner?

Well those Russian Grannies were pretty hot
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 04:14:35 PM
Hello, horrible person.

Just remember,

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10170916_10202750668701746_8505333812627515447_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 10, 2014, 04:18:47 PM
Quote from: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 10, 2014, 04:11:23 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 10, 2014, 01:38:57 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Favourite Eurovision Song Contest winner?

Well those Russian Grannies were pretty hot

Let me rephrase that. favourite Eurovision Song Contest winner SONG?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on April 10, 2014, 05:36:04 PM
"Those Russian Grannies Were Pretty Hot" Turbofolk Remix 2010.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on April 10, 2014, 05:47:07 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 10, 2014, 05:59:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 10, 2014, 05:36:04 PM
"Those Russian Grannies Were Pretty Hot" Turbofolk Remix 2010.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: shellshocked on April 13, 2014, 02:34:28 PM
Quote from: Brother_Bubba_Buford link=topic=32829.msg1338320#msg1338320 date=1397017611

I'm the newest new guy here now  :fnord:
/quote]

Hi new guy, I'm newer.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2014, 02:53:19 PM
So new you can't even use the qoute system yet. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: shellshocked on April 13, 2014, 03:21:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2014, 02:53:19 PM
So new you can't even use the qoute system yet.
:lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother_Bubba_Buford on April 22, 2014, 05:19:17 AM
Quote from: shellshocked on April 13, 2014, 02:34:28 PM
Quote from: Brother_Bubba_Buford link=topic=32829.msg1338320#msg1338320 date=1397017611

I'm the newest new guy here now  :fnord:
/quote]

Hi new guy, I'm newer.

Welcome, newest newbie, let the hazing begin!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on April 22, 2014, 06:00:19 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2014, 07:00:05 AM
New guy is OK.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 27, 2014, 01:20:21 PM
Back maybe?

For those of you who are new: I yell at buildings, put together words and pictures in pretty ways, have a nasty habit of coming up with exactly the meanest thing to say or do and don't always recognize ahead of time that it's mean, lose my phone like a pro, have two small people, and still don't know if I'm a Discordian.

(thanks to Roger, Junky and Twid for pestering me about this)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on April 27, 2014, 02:14:06 PM
Welcome back, not-new-guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 27, 2014, 05:58:56 PM
Hey there Gogira.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on April 27, 2014, 09:13:41 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 27, 2014, 01:20:21 PM
Back maybe?

For those of you who are new: I yell at buildings, put together words and pictures in pretty ways, have a nasty habit of coming up with exactly the meanest thing to say or do and don't always recognize ahead of time that it's mean, lose my phone like a pro, have two small people, and still don't know if I'm a Discordian.

(thanks to Roger, Junky and Twid for pestering me about this)

My tentacled accomplice!

Nice to see you around. Things afoot. Also have a meeting with TNT reps about the shipments for you/roger.

I'm not joking.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on April 27, 2014, 09:15:23 PM
Seriously, I've gone a little overboard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 28, 2014, 01:53:42 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 27, 2014, 09:15:23 PM
Seriously, I've gone a little overboard.

Like there's any other way to go.

I still have your christmas letter. I put it in an envelope and everything and then NEVER SENT IT.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 28, 2014, 02:55:58 AM
Rock on, Gogira.

Perhaps like you, I have an unsent "holiday" letter that might just be a bit too much.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2014, 03:10:02 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 27, 2014, 01:20:21 PM
Back maybe?

For those of you who are new: I yell at buildings, put together words and pictures in pretty ways, have a nasty habit of coming up with exactly the meanest thing to say or do and don't always recognize ahead of time that it's mean, lose my phone like a pro, have two small people, and still don't know if I'm a Discordian.

(thanks to Roger, Junky and Twid for pestering me about this)

HIYA, TOOTS!
\
:lord:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on April 28, 2014, 07:48:25 AM
Welcome back :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on April 28, 2014, 05:15:10 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 28, 2014, 01:53:42 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 27, 2014, 09:15:23 PM
Seriously, I've gone a little overboard.

Like there's any other way to go.

I still have your christmas letter. I put it in an envelope and everything and then NEVER SENT IT.

I have a growing pile of stuff with a post it with "Q.G Squid - America" that just keeps getting larger. With a bit of luck it'll be shipped soon.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Lady Farrago of the NW+S on April 29, 2014, 04:49:31 AM
I'm not sure how I got here but since I plan on sticking around I figured I should go and find the introductions page and say hello as the newest new person here.

Hello  :wink:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 29, 2014, 06:44:52 AM
Quote from: Lady Farrago of the NW+S on April 29, 2014, 04:49:31 AM
I'm not sure how I got here but since I plan on sticking around I figured I should go and find the introductions page and say hello as the newest new person here.

Hello  :wink:

Hello there, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2014, 07:24:35 AM
Quote from: Lady Farrago of the NW+S on April 29, 2014, 04:49:31 AM
I'm not sure how I got here but since I plan on sticking around I figured I should go and find the introductions page and say hello as the newest new person here.

Hello  :wink:

Hi, welcome etc
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on April 29, 2014, 07:51:27 AM
Quote from: Lady Farrago of the NW+S on April 29, 2014, 04:49:31 AM
I'm not sure how I got here but since I plan on sticking around I figured I should go and find the introductions page and say hello as the newest new person here.

Hello  :wink:
Pleased to meet you :ECH:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on April 29, 2014, 12:07:20 PM
Hi new apparently-not-guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2014, 05:37:08 PM
Quote from: Lady Farrago of the NW+S on April 29, 2014, 04:49:31 AM
I'm not sure how I got here but since I plan on sticking around I figured I should go and find the introductions page and say hello as the newest new person here.

Hello  :wink:

Hello.  I like your avatar.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on April 29, 2014, 10:02:49 PM
Welcome aboard!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 30, 2014, 06:47:22 PM
Quote from: Lady Farrago of the NW+S on April 29, 2014, 04:49:31 AM
I'm not sure how I got here but since I plan on sticking around I figured I should go and find the introductions page and say hello as the newest new person here.

Hello  :wink:

How will you destroy us all?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2014, 06:54:14 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 30, 2014, 06:47:22 PM
Quote from: Lady Farrago of the NW+S on April 29, 2014, 04:49:31 AM
I'm not sure how I got here but since I plan on sticking around I figured I should go and find the introductions page and say hello as the newest new person here.

Hello  :wink:

How will you destroy us all?

Yeah, let's cut to the chase, here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Drake75 on May 11, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
It's dead... All of it... Equestria...MLP...
The chaos was grand,  the discord was beautiful, and the confusion was baffling.
There were two good seasons 1 & 2, and then there was the 3rd. But the 4th season...
...
It isn't fair.
I've been with them since they first came to /b/, but today, 5/11, is the day I have to forget... And it hurts...
...
Why'd the show have to go this way?
...
Nevermind, I kinda' already knew.
Doom Paul was right about Twilicorn... ... ... ... ... Pinkie Pie...  :cry:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
I think he must have read Nigel's 50 post suggestion.

Again, he hits too many buttons in his OP.  I'm calling troll, ergo, I'm gonna stop caring and go watch Estonian pulley-porn.

I have still not gotten around to looking for this suggestion you speak of.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2014, 09:12:34 PM
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3989083/door-slam-o.gif)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on May 12, 2014, 12:51:37 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on May 11, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
It's dead... All of it... Equestria...MLP...
The chaos was grand,  the discord was beautiful, and the confusion was baffling.
There were two good seasons 1 & 2, and then there was the 3rd. But the 4th season...
...
It isn't fair.
I've been with them since they first came to /b/, but today, 5/11, is the day I have to forget... And it hurts...
...
Why'd the show have to go this way?
...
Nevermind, I kinda' already knew.
Doom Paul was right about Twilicorn... ... ... ... ... Pinkie Pie...  :cry:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
I think he must have read Nigel's 50 post suggestion.

Again, he hits too many buttons in his OP.  I'm calling troll, ergo, I'm gonna stop caring and go watch Estonian pulley-porn.

I have still not gotten around to looking for this suggestion you speak of.

(http://i.imgur.com/rzJhqs9.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2014, 01:45:05 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on May 11, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
It's dead... All of it... Equestria...MLP...

NOW what will frustrated 40 year old virgins fap to?

My bet is the Superfriends.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on May 12, 2014, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on May 11, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
It's dead... All of it... Equestria...MLP...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlYvI7Q-bA
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on May 12, 2014, 08:40:12 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 12, 2014, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: Drake75 on May 11, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
It's dead... All of it... Equestria...MLP...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlYvI7Q-bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0UbAg7lspM&  :fursecution:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on May 12, 2014, 09:45:09 PM
*shudder*
Title: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 03:49:04 PM
    It is with great honor, ever-growing joy, and the paradox of respect to do some stuff here.

    I really look forward to all of our relationships.    :fap:

   
I don't think you're ready for this jelly, it's about to get all solange up in HER!!!!111   :lulz:

Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2014, 04:42:51 PM
Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 10:06:47 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2014, 04:42:51 PM
Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.

Hello.

Interesting mustache...
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2014, 10:13:33 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 10:06:47 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2014, 04:42:51 PM
Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.

Hello.

Interesting mustache...

That's my face, you hipster bastard.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 10:23:34 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2014, 10:13:33 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 10:06:47 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2014, 04:42:51 PM
Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.

Hello.

Interesting mustache...

That's my face, you hipster bastard.

I mean.......beautiful face. Didn't mean to be a smartass, it's bike week here and I just got home. Kept getting cthulhu'd off in traffic.
My heads  all over the place.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 10:34:22 PM
So I stumbled upon an excellent excerpt from the pricinpia discordia recently about "how everything is true"

I didn't know the source at first, but I thought about it and laughed about it for days.

Finally, I was at that perfect balance between bored and inspired. I researched more  and found out that it was all part of a bigger thing.

I seem to like that thing.  A lot of it resonates very deeply within me.

Then I read more and found out that sites like this exist.

Good.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 18, 2014, 10:34:45 PM
I generally keep my head above my neck. Less effort, and I never have to wonder where I put it.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 18, 2014, 10:59:50 PM
My head fits neatly in my ass. There's a lot to be said for being able to tickle your own prostrate with your teeth.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:00:30 PM
Why is this in TFYS?
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:01:01 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 10:34:22 PM
So I stumbled upon an excellent excerpt from the pricinpia discordia recently about "how everything is true"

I didn't know the source at first, but I thought about it and laughed about it for days.

Finally, I was at that perfect balance between bored and inspired. I researched more  and found out that it was all part of a bigger thing.

I seem to like that thing.  A lot of it resonates very deeply within me.

Then I read more and found out that sites like this exist.

Good.

They make a pill for that.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: LMNO on May 18, 2014, 11:22:44 PM
 :hitlerbanjo:
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 11:47:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:00:30 PM
Why is this in TFYS?

It's a paradox I figured.

I'm new and didn't see an obvious place for intros or didn't look hard enough.

I did, however, see a "TFYS" thread, so i figured....

This may belong here, and if it doesn't it does anyway because this schmuck is thinking for himself.

Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 11:50:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:01:01 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 10:34:22 PM
So I stumbled upon an excellent excerpt from the pricinpia discordia recently about "how everything is true"

I didn't know the source at first, but I thought about it and laughed about it for days.

Finally, I was at that perfect balance between bored and inspired. I researched more  and found out that it was all part of a bigger thing.

I seem to like that thing.  A lot of it resonates very deeply within me.

Then I read more and found out that sites like this exist.

Good.

They make a pill for that.

Yeah the FDA wraps them up in pretty little packages like they hired the best loompas from the chocolate factory.

Keep them away from me.  (not the loompas, they good, hard working poeples).
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: LMNO on May 18, 2014, 11:51:18 PM
(http://thesirenstale.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/liz-lemon-eye-roll-and-exhale-30-rock.gif)
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 11:47:46 PM

I'm new and didn't see an obvious place for intros or didn't look hard enough.


We cleverly concealed it in a thread called "Introductions".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=32829.0

Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:54:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 18, 2014, 11:51:18 PM
(http://thesirenstale.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/liz-lemon-eye-roll-and-exhale-30-rock.gif)

WHAT?  This has totally NEVER happened before like every 2 weeks.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: LMNO on May 19, 2014, 12:01:39 AM
I'm feeling gif snarky tonight.  You've been notified.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 12:07:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 19, 2014, 12:01:39 AM
I'm feeling gif snarky tonight.  You've been notified.

Not skeered.  I am feeling MANLY AS FUCK.  Hear me roar.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2014, 12:10:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:54:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 18, 2014, 11:51:18 PM
(http://thesirenstale.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/liz-lemon-eye-roll-and-exhale-30-rock.gif)

WHAT?  This has totally NEVER happened before like every 2 weeks.

:lulz:
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 19, 2014, 02:22:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 11:47:46 PM

I'm new and didn't see an obvious place for intros or didn't look hard enough.


We cleverly concealed it in a thread called "Introductions".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=32829.0

i personally consider clever concealment a bit of an oxymoron.

thanks for the heads up though, if i knew it was that hidden, there's no way i would want to find it.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 19, 2014, 02:23:44 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 19, 2014, 12:01:39 AM
I'm feeling gif snarky tonight.  You've been notified.

how far is a snark from a snub?

Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: LMNO on May 19, 2014, 02:27:24 AM
It depends of whether you're a goddess that enjoys dragging her enemies through the blood of the fallen on a battlefield or not.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 19, 2014, 02:27:24 AM
It depends of whether you're a goddess that enjoys dragging her enemies through the blood of the fallen on a battlefield or not.

Yeah, we're orthodox Erisians here.  None of that "happy little brats dancing in the wildflowers" shit for us.  Hell, no.  To us, the Iliad is PORNOGRAPHY. 
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 19, 2014, 02:22:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 11:47:46 PM

I'm new and didn't see an obvious place for intros or didn't look hard enough.


We cleverly concealed it in a thread called "Introductions".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=32829.0

i personally consider clever concealment a bit of an oxymoron.

thanks for the heads up though, if i knew it was that hidden, there's no way i would want to find it.

Your lack of capitalization is giving me hives.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 19, 2014, 01:36:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 19, 2014, 02:22:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 11:47:46 PM

I'm new and didn't see an obvious place for intros or didn't look hard enough.


We cleverly concealed it in a thread called "Introductions".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=32829.0

i personally consider clever concealment a bit of an oxymoron.

thanks for the heads up though, if i knew it was that hidden, there's no way i would want to find it.

Your lack of capitalization is giving me hives.

capital I's are for people with small penises and bigger egos.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 02:10:07 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 19, 2014, 01:36:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 19, 2014, 02:22:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: JamesStrangefellow on May 18, 2014, 11:47:46 PM

I'm new and didn't see an obvious place for intros or didn't look hard enough.


We cleverly concealed it in a thread called "Introductions".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=32829.0

i personally consider clever concealment a bit of an oxymoron.

thanks for the heads up though, if i knew it was that hidden, there's no way i would want to find it.

Your lack of capitalization is giving me hives.

capital I's are for people with small penises and bigger egos.

Or people that actually want to communicate.  Which doesn't seem to be your aim.

Good day.
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 19, 2014, 04:09:47 PM
Those words speak volumes, man, you're just not smoking enough HEROIN!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: REJOICE.....or don't
Post by: JamesStrangefellow on May 20, 2014, 12:59:27 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 19, 2014, 04:09:47 PM
Those words speak volumes, man, you're just not smoking enough HEROIN!!!  :argh!:

I been drinking a heroine, superman, kratom, bee spit, and raw meal breakfast for a small time now!

I was doing it mostly wrong.  :argh!:

thanks.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raz Tech on May 29, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
Hello everyone, I'm Raz Tech.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking whiskey on the weekends, and heavy doses of hallucinogens whenever I damn well please.
I've been around here for a few days, and I like the cut of your jib, so I'm gonna make myself cozy and hope things work out between us.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 30, 2014, 12:15:46 AM
Welcome to PD, Raz!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2014, 12:19:05 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 29, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
Hello everyone, I'm Raz Tech.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking whiskey on the weekends, and heavy doses of hallucinogens whenever I damn well please.
I've been around here for a few days, and I like the cut of your jib, so I'm gonna make myself cozy and hope things work out between us.

This pleases me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 30, 2014, 12:21:30 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 29, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
Hello everyone, I'm Raz Tech.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking whiskey on the weekends, and heavy doses of hallucinogens whenever I damn well please.
I've been around here for a few days, and I like the cut of your jib, so I'm gonna make myself cozy and hope things work out between us.

Welcome aboard!

Anything in particular that brings you to the forum?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2014, 12:21:55 AM
Make yourself at home.


If you can, try not to shit on the carpet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 12:41:04 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 30, 2014, 12:15:46 AM
Welcome to PD, Raz!
hello, man whose dietary choices both scare and amuse me.

Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 12:19:05 AM
This pleases me.
me too

Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on May 30, 2014, 12:21:30 AM

Welcome aboard!

Anything in particular that brings you to the forum?

here's what i posted in another part of the form, copy-pasted for convenience:
And now for why I became a discordian, because this comment is already a wall of text and I don't want to half-ass my first wall post on this particular forum;
I was on deployment with the Navy, and sick of not believing in the afterlife or spirits in the sky or whatever, so I brought along a plethora of religious books, and started reading to find something that would appeal to me.  I read the Qu'ran, The Torah, the Talmud, some stuff on Wicca, Thelema, the left hand path, and the satanic Bible.  All of it was crap.  Then I notices a folder on my computer called discordianism, and went meh, fuck it.  It was the greatest thing I ever read, changed my life, yet I was lonely.  I was the sole discordian I knew of.  Then a few years later in a drunken stupor, I went man, I bet there's some kind of discordian forum on the Internet somewhere.
and lo, I was enlightened.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 30, 2014, 12:21:55 AM
Make yourself at home.


If you can, try not to shit on the carpet.

But that's my favorite place to shit.  This place is a fucking prison!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 12:41:04 AM

But that's my favorite place to shit.  This place is a fucking prison!

We're terrible tyrants, it's true.  But we're admins, and thus DRUNK WITH POWER!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:06:58 AM
I'm so tempted to report you for abuse of power right now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:06:58 AM
I'm so tempted to report you for abuse of power right now.

You don't have the GUTS.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:32:12 PM
Yeah?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:39:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:32:12 PM
Yeah?

YOUR ASS IS MINE, YOU LIMEY PIGFUCKER!  WATCH YOUR BACK ARSE-BISCUIT.  YOUR LUNCH BOX IS NO LONGER YOUR FRIEND.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:52:38 PM
Everything is proceeding according to plan.

ENJOY.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.


Holy shit. This is either going to be REALLY weird, or so unbelievably mundane that it will just be baffling.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 08:36:46 PM
I am totally getting that bag when it arrives.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 08:46:56 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.


Holy shit. This is either going to be REALLY weird, or so unbelievably mundane that it will just be baffling.

I am not expecting much out of the universe, these days.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 30, 2014, 08:58:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 08:46:56 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.


Holy shit. This is either going to be REALLY weird, or so unbelievably mundane that it will just be baffling.

I am not expecting much out of the universe, these days.

Don't let them touch.

You know what happens when dopbaggangers touch.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2014, 09:53:49 PM
It's only gay if the handles are touching  :?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 31, 2014, 12:54:42 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 12:41:04 AM
Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on May 30, 2014, 12:21:30 AM
Welcome aboard!

Anything in particular that brings you to the forum?

here's what i posted in another part of the form, copy-pasted for convenience:
And now for why I became a discordian, because this comment is already a wall of text and I don't want to half-ass my first wall post on this particular forum;
I was on deployment with the Navy, and sick of not believing in the afterlife or spirits in the sky or whatever, so I brought along a plethora of religious books, and started reading to find something that would appeal to me.  I read the Qu'ran, The Torah, the Talmud, some stuff on Wicca, Thelema, the left hand path, and the satanic Bible.  All of it was crap.  Then I notices a folder on my computer called discordianism, and went meh, fuck it.  It was the greatest thing I ever read, changed my life, yet I was lonely.  I was the sole discordian I knew of.  Then a few years later in a drunken stupor, I went man, I bet there's some kind of discordian forum on the Internet somewhere.
and lo, I was enlightened.

Nice!

My story is very similar, just minus the Navy and add large quantities of pinealism.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2014, 10:18:44 PM
When will you get your bag, Roger? POST PICS.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2014, 05:09:20 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 31, 2014, 10:18:44 PM
When will you get your bag, Roger? POST PICS.

Supposed to be at the airport tomorrow, I can pick up on Monday.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2014, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2014, 05:09:20 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 31, 2014, 10:18:44 PM
When will you get your bag, Roger? POST PICS.

Supposed to be at the airport tomorrow, I can pick up on Monday.

Excellent.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.

You'll have the union all over your ass.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on June 08, 2014, 01:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.

You'll have the union all over your ass.
True that.

Also, The pool is on the roof.
WARNING The contents of the pool may smell like alcohol but it isn't, it REALLY isn't.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2014, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.

You'll have the union all over your ass.

Good point.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 12, 2014, 09:16:00 PM
Hello Im Ron Paul.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on June 12, 2014, 09:21:37 PM
Hi Ron!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on June 12, 2014, 09:36:35 PM
ohemgee Pon Raul!

Do you still have a blimp, Pon?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 12, 2014, 10:03:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2014, 09:36:35 PM
ohemgee Pon Raul!

Do you still have a blimp, Pon?

Of course, and in the spirit of the free market I am currently renting it out to Hangar 1 Vodka.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on June 12, 2014, 10:08:21 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xLFHSuZPblk/SNar90SoglI/AAAAAAAAAL8/NidPisFwhUs/s400/capitalism+rocks.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: UB on June 12, 2014, 11:04:16 PM
Oh, yikes. Comparing the number of members to the average number of members logged in for the previous thirty days leaves a really bad track record.... Who could be the blame?    :eek:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:08:52 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 12, 2014, 11:04:16 PM
Oh, yikes. Comparing the number of members to the average number of members logged in for the previous thirty days leaves a really bad track record.... Who could be the blame?    :eek:

It's because the board was once a thriving metropolis with thousands of active members, but after the HIMEOBS takeover in 2006 most of the original membership was driven away in ignominy. The board was kept in lockdown with dissenters quickly banned for several years, until our saviors Cain and TGRR came and set us free from the oppressive tyranny we lived under for so many years.

Thanks for dredging up painful memories.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: UB on June 12, 2014, 11:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:08:52 PM
Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:22:19 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 12, 2014, 11:04:16 PM
Oh, yikes. Comparing the number of members to the average number of members logged in for the previous thirty days leaves a really bad track record.... Who could be the blame?    :eek:

It's me.  I lay awake at night pondering new methods of driving people away, when I'm not hurling puppies off of overpasses.

I am The Cancer That is Killing PD.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 12, 2014, 11:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:08:52 PM
Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

You are an asshole.  Just thought you might want to know. 

Go find some other place to be a passive aggressive shitnugget.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on June 12, 2014, 11:29:39 PM
SOU's dispatched to relieve the simian of it's unsatisfactorily functioning self-consciousness, clearly overwhelming self-recognizance, copy remove obtrusive components.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: UB on June 13, 2014, 12:19:08 AM
X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.


TGRR ~ You have been mistaken, repetitively. :)


Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 13, 2014, 01:36:37 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 12, 2014, 11:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:08:52 PM
Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

OH HEALER, FREE US FROM OUR EMOTIONAL BONDS!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: UB on June 13, 2014, 01:43:25 AM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 01:36:37 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 12, 2014, 11:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:08:52 PM
Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

OH HEALER, FREE US FROM OUR EMOTIONAL BONDS!

embrace them
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:48:48 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 12, 2014, 11:17:46 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:08:52 PM
Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

Well, you seem to feel free to walk into a place and social culture you are entirely unfamiliar with and criticize just about anything without bothering to look into it or find out whether there's anything you should know. You don't even bother asking, you just go right into making pointed comments. How do you expect people not to be hurt?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:50:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.

You know, although I appreciate everything you've done for us, especially for your work in helping free us from the shackles of Hugh, I feel you're really going too far, speaking about the father of my children like that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:19:08 AM
X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.


TGRR ~ You have been mistaken, repetitively. :)

I haven't, though. You're 100% boring, self-absorbed attention-whoring shitneck.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:50:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.

You know, although I appreciate everything you've done for us, especially for your work in helping free us from the shackles of Hugh, I feel you're really going too far, speaking about the father of my children like that.

Yeah, but the haggis thing.  :rogpipe:  Really.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 13, 2014, 05:22:44 PM
So I did an image search on haggis rule34 and found the most fucked up image I've seen ever this week in the last hour

NSFW! (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bM02KRpjW9w/S7dPGT6mmtI/AAAAAAAAPDA/F3lZobiCZnI/s1600/nsfw-hulk-fucking-a-cement-truck.jpg)

:spit2:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2014, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:50:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.

You know, although I appreciate everything you've done for us, especially for your work in helping free us from the shackles of Hugh, I feel you're really going too far, speaking about the father of my children like that.

Yeah, but the haggis thing.  :rogpipe:  Really.

That's just how he rolls. And rolls and rolls.

It washes out, you know.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 13, 2014, 06:11:20 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:50:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.

You know, although I appreciate everything you've done for us, especially for your work in helping free us from the shackles of Hugh, I feel you're really going too far, speaking about the father of my children like that.

Yeah, but the haggis thing.  :rogpipe:  Really.

That's just how he rolls. And rolls and rolls.

It washes out, you know.

Do I want to know?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2014, 06:20:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 13, 2014, 05:22:44 PM
So I did an image search on haggis rule34 and found the most fucked up image I've seen ever this week in the last hour

NSFW! (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bM02KRpjW9w/S7dPGT6mmtI/AAAAAAAAPDA/F3lZobiCZnI/s1600/nsfw-hulk-fucking-a-cement-truck.jpg)

:spit2:

There's an image I'll never get out of my head.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 06:40:15 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 13, 2014, 06:11:20 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 02:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:50:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2014, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 12, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
I miss Payne, may He rest in peace.  :cry:

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.

You know, although I appreciate everything you've done for us, especially for your work in helping free us from the shackles of Hugh, I feel you're really going too far, speaking about the father of my children like that.

Yeah, but the haggis thing.  :rogpipe:  Really.

That's just how he rolls. And rolls and rolls.

It washes out, you know.

Do I want to know?

If you have to ask, then no.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: UB on June 13, 2014, 06:47:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:19:08 AM
X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.


TGRR ~ You have been mistaken, repetitively. :)

I haven't, though. You're 100% boring, self-absorbed attention-whoring shitneck.

AND now I have gathered a better understanding as to what your potential thoughts are about middle eastern women and global human right violations. Very appreciative for such a blatantly obviousness.   :)  You are a worthy gem, valued by many, however, I must pause in giving any further accreditation to the persuasion of your posts.  No offense, we are merely different minded and of a variant discipline.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on June 13, 2014, 07:53:41 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on June 12, 2014, 11:29:39 PM
SOU's dispatched to relieve the simian of it's unsatisfactorily functioning self-consciousness, clearly overwhelming self-recognizance, copy remove obtrusive components.

Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:19:08 AM
X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.
...

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/spit.gif)

That was pleasantly surprising
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2014, 08:00:51 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 06:47:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:19:08 AM
X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.


TGRR ~ You have been mistaken, repetitively. :)

I haven't, though. You're 100% boring, self-absorbed attention-whoring shitneck.

AND now I have gathered a better understanding as to what your potential thoughts are about middle eastern women and global human right violations. Very appreciative for such a blatantly obviousness.   :)  You are a worthy gem, valued by many, however, I must pause in giving any further accreditation to the persuasion of your posts.  No offense, we are merely different minded and of a variant discipline.

This made no sense at all.  Well done.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2014, 04:15:23 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 06:47:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:19:08 AM
X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.


TGRR ~ You have been mistaken, repetitively. :)

I haven't, though. You're 100% boring, self-absorbed attention-whoring shitneck.

AND now I have gathered a better understanding as to what your potential thoughts are about middle eastern women and global human right violations. Very appreciative for such a blatantly obviousness.   :)  You are a worthy gem, valued by many, however, I must pause in giving any further accreditation to the persuasion of your posts.  No offense, we are merely different minded and of a variant discipline.

You're a nutter. Not in a cute way.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: UB on June 15, 2014, 03:59:47 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 04:15:23 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 06:47:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 13, 2014, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 13, 2014, 12:19:08 AM
X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.


TGRR ~ You have been mistaken, repetitively. :)

I haven't, though. You're 100% boring, self-absorbed attention-whoring shitneck.

AND now I have gathered a better understanding as to what your potential thoughts are about middle eastern women and global human right violations. Very appreciative for such a blatantly obviousness.   :)  You are a worthy gem, valued by many, however, I must pause in giving any further accreditation to the persuasion of your posts.  No offense, we are merely different minded and of a variant discipline.

You're a nutter. Not in a cute way.

*pause*
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Luna on June 15, 2014, 11:28:11 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2014, 06:20:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 13, 2014, 05:22:44 PM
So I did an image search on haggis rule34 and found the most fucked up image I've seen ever this week in the last hour

NSFW! (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bM02KRpjW9w/S7dPGT6mmtI/AAAAAAAAPDA/F3lZobiCZnI/s1600/nsfw-hulk-fucking-a-cement-truck.jpg)

:spit2:

There's an image I'll never get out of my head.

Saving that for future use.   :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2014, 05:42:39 PM
Thread split, racist bullshit removed to new thread.

Any further posts of such nature or any posts by the offending party (Pope Lecherous & alts) will also be removed and placed where they belong.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=36698.0
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: scaredchao on July 12, 2014, 04:32:45 PM
Pleased to be making acquaintences.  I recently found myself some literature at the flea market down the road, became very intrigued, did some Googling, and here you guys are.  Loved reading the book, want more, where should I start?  How is your weekend going?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Lecherous on July 12, 2014, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: scaredchao on July 12, 2014, 04:32:45 PM
Pleased to be making acquaintences.  I recently found myself some literature at the flea market down the road, became very intrigued, did some Googling, and here you guys are.  Loved reading the book, want more, where should I start?  How is your weekend going?

The Black Iron Prison and Plato s cave
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 13, 2014, 10:46:00 AM
Quote from: scaredchao on July 12, 2014, 04:32:45 PM
Pleased to be making acquaintences.  I recently found myself some literature at the flea market down the road, became very intrigued, did some Googling, and here you guys are.  Loved reading the book, want more, where should I start?  How is your weekend going?
Hi new guy!
By the book you mean Principia Discordia? Then the unofficial sequel is The Black Iron Prison (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/1.php).
It is the result of a collaborative project here and a couple of the original writers are still around. Though less so in the summer, people tend to play outside a lot in the summer.

My weekend is going quite well, thank you. Though i went a bit too far with the alcohol and now I'm having a hungover sunday.
How is yours?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pope Lecherous on July 14, 2014, 06:21:38 AM
Elfen Lied - Lilium (Full Opening Theme Song): http://youtu.be/kua_iJ4bAmo

Lux Aeterna - Requiem For A Dream (Full Orchestra): http://youtu.be/SLJllk-0o6c

Elfen Lied - Opening (Lilium ) HD: http://youtu.be/eQuKhpHm6Dk

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: trix on July 14, 2014, 06:38:53 AM
Quote from: scaredchao on July 12, 2014, 04:32:45 PM
Pleased to be making acquaintences.  I recently found myself some literature at the flea market down the road, became very intrigued, did some Googling, and here you guys are.  Loved reading the book, want more, where should I start?  How is your weekend going?

Welcome!  Along with the already mentioned Black Iron Prison, I personally recommend Zen Without Zen Masters.  It's closer to the Principia is tone, while being a bit less subtle, and full of some great wisdom.

Also Chao te Ching is quite good, and I've heard that The Illuminatus! Trilogy is good too, though I haven't gotten to it yet (it's on my list!).

As for my weekend, well, last night I got together with my brother and my girlfriend and we went to a strange place where we were searching vehicles and abandoned houses for guns and tools and materials to build a hut to survive the night before zombies attacked in huge waves.  But I fucked up and accidentally opened the door in the middle of the night resulting in a horrific battle that only my girlfriend survived by hiding on the roof shooting the zombies with a crossbow, since apparently noise concerns make that weapon superior to my sawed off shotgun. (7 Days to Die)

I'm typing this from the afterlife, in case you are wondering.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2014, 01:23:29 PM
Quote from: trix on July 14, 2014, 06:38:53 AM
Quote from: scaredchao on July 12, 2014, 04:32:45 PM
Pleased to be making acquaintences.  I recently found myself some literature at the flea market down the road, became very intrigued, did some Googling, and here you guys are.  Loved reading the book, want more, where should I start?  How is your weekend going?

Welcome!  Along with the already mentioned Black Iron Prison, I personally recommend Zen Without Zen Masters.  It's closer to the Principia is tone, while being a bit less subtle, and full of some great wisdom.

Also Chao te Ching is quite good, and I've heard that The Illuminatus! Trilogy is good too, though I haven't gotten to it yet (it's on my list!).

As for my weekend, well, last night I got together with my brother and my girlfriend and we went to a strange place where we were searching vehicles and abandoned houses for guns and tools and materials to build a hut to survive the night before zombies attacked in huge waves.  But I fucked up and accidentally opened the door in the middle of the night resulting in a horrific battle that only my girlfriend survived by hiding on the roof shooting the zombies with a crossbow, since apparently noise concerns make that weapon superior to my sawed off shotgun. (7 Days to Die)

I'm typing this from the afterlife, in case you are wondering.
Oh cool, what server? The server i was playing on got completely reset, everything was lost, including my home that was a cross between the tower of babel and a high security prison in a field of spikes about the half the size of that town in the middle of the map.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: trix on July 14, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Quote from: Regret on July 14, 2014, 01:23:29 PM
Quote from: trix on July 14, 2014, 06:38:53 AM
Quote from: scaredchao on July 12, 2014, 04:32:45 PM
Pleased to be making acquaintences.  I recently found myself some literature at the flea market down the road, became very intrigued, did some Googling, and here you guys are.  Loved reading the book, want more, where should I start?  How is your weekend going?

Welcome!  Along with the already mentioned Black Iron Prison, I personally recommend Zen Without Zen Masters.  It's closer to the Principia is tone, while being a bit less subtle, and full of some great wisdom.

Also Chao te Ching is quite good, and I've heard that The Illuminatus! Trilogy is good too, though I haven't gotten to it yet (it's on my list!).

As for my weekend, well, last night I got together with my brother and my girlfriend and we went to a strange place where we were searching vehicles and abandoned houses for guns and tools and materials to build a hut to survive the night before zombies attacked in huge waves.  But I fucked up and accidentally opened the door in the middle of the night resulting in a horrific battle that only my girlfriend survived by hiding on the roof shooting the zombies with a crossbow, since apparently noise concerns make that weapon superior to my sawed off shotgun. (7 Days to Die)

I'm typing this from the afterlife, in case you are wondering.
Oh cool, what server? The server i was playing on got completely reset, everything was lost, including my home that was a cross between the tower of babel and a high security prison in a field of spikes about the half the size of that town in the middle of the map.

My brother ran his own server while we were LAN'd at his house.  I played on one of his spare computers, as mine would asplode if I tried to run anything more demanding than solitaire on this pos. Thus, I cannot play it from home.  It was quite fun though!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: OD Pizzle on July 19, 2014, 12:01:06 AM
Pee Dee. One of my best friends told me about the good book and it changed my life. Call me Old Dirty Pizzle, Owen, or whatever you like. I enjoy hip hop, but I'm interested in diversifying my playlist. I'm a writer in my free time, so expect me in literate chaotic. Questions?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2014, 05:32:31 AM
Quote from: OD Pizzle on July 19, 2014, 12:01:06 AM
Pee Dee. One of my best friends told me about the good book and it changed my life. Call me Old Dirty Pizzle, Owen, or whatever you like. I enjoy hip hop, but I'm interested in diversifying my playlist. I'm a writer in my free time, so expect me in literate chaotic. Questions?

None as yet.  Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raz Tech on July 19, 2014, 03:18:14 PM
Quote from: OD Pizzle on July 19, 2014, 12:01:06 AM
Pee Dee. One of my best friends told me about the good book and it changed my life. Call me Old Dirty Pizzle, Owen, or whatever you like. I enjoy hip hop, but I'm interested in diversifying my playlist. I'm a writer in my free time, so expect me in literate chaotic. Questions?

Hello and welcome.
What do you write?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 19, 2014, 05:48:50 PM
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: OD Pizzle on July 20, 2014, 02:25:25 PM
Quote from: Raz Tech on July 19, 2014, 03:18:14 PM
Quote from: OD Pizzle on July 19, 2014, 12:01:06 AM
Pee Dee. One of my best friends told me about the good book and it changed my life. Call me Old Dirty Pizzle, Owen, or whatever you like. I enjoy hip hop, but I'm interested in diversifying my playlist. I'm a writer in my free time, so expect me in literate chaotic. Questions?

Hello and welcome.
What do you write?

I'm writing a 5 book science fantasy series. For now I'm calling it NAVIGATIONEM DISCORDIA: OR How I Found Goddess and What I Bought From Her With Loose Change When I Found Her. Book one is CHAOS.  Forces unknown begin to act on Earth and 3 humans and the whole world get caught up. What are these aliens motives? What will happen when the otherworldly power offered is seized? Read and find out!

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on July 20, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
By coincidence, I'm also writing a book.  It's about a REMF with Neocon tendencies who dabbles in racism and the Pick Up Artist community, who gets banned from a forum and thinks it would be the height of wit to come back on while making a bunch of Wu-Tang Clan references and references to his own previous account, because he thinks he is so smart no-one else will get it.  And he'll show them.

Unfortunately, admins had him pegged from the moment he signed up his alt account, and he was banned and went back to furiously masturbating into a sock, in his parents basement.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on July 20, 2014, 05:44:01 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on July 20, 2014, 06:15:47 PM
Quote from: OD Pizzle on July 19, 2014, 12:01:06 AM
Pee Dee. One of my best friends told me about the good book and it changed my life. Call me Old Dirty Pizzle, Owen, or whatever you like. I enjoy hip hop, but I'm interested in diversifying my playlist. I'm a writer in my free time, so expect me in literate chaotic. Questions?

Welcome aboard! Favorite Weird Al Yankovich song?

Never mind.
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
Unfortunately, admins had him pegged from the moment he signed up his alt account, and he was banned and went back to furiously masturbating into a sock, in his parents basement.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 22, 2014, 01:35:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
By coincidence, I'm also writing a book.  It's about a REMF with Neocon tendencies who dabbles in racism and the Pick Up Artist community, who gets banned from a forum and thinks it would be the height of wit to come back on while making a bunch of Wu-Tang Clan references and references to his own previous account, because he thinks he is so smart no-one else will get it.  And he'll show them.

Unfortunately, admins had him pegged from the moment he signed up his alt account, and he was banned and went back to furiously masturbating into a sock, in his parents basement.

Is this a sequel?  I could swear I've read that one before.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Aucoq on July 22, 2014, 10:45:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2014, 03:09:32 PM
By coincidence, I'm also writing a book.  It's about a REMF with Neocon tendencies who dabbles in racism and the Pick Up Artist community, who gets banned from a forum and thinks it would be the height of wit to come back on while making a bunch of Wu-Tang Clan references and references to his own previous account, because he thinks he is so smart no-one else will get it.  And he'll show them.

Unfortunately, admins had him pegged from the moment he signed up his alt account, and he was banned and went back to furiously masturbating into a sock, in his parents basement.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say You Never Warned Us.
Post by: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 10:01:00 AM
Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on July 30, 2014, 01:02:32 PM
Hi there new guy.

Any appalling tendencies to disclose?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say You Never Warned Us.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2014, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 10:01:00 AM
Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.

From a high angle view, it's termites mindlessly chewing on a log.

But if you drill down a bit, the termites aren't mindless.  They hate each other.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say You Never Warned Us.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2014, 01:47:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2014, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 10:01:00 AM
Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.

From a high angle view, it's termites mindlessly chewing on a log.

But if you drill down a bit, the termites aren't mindless.  They hate each other.

:lulz:

And the log isn't the kind that comes from a tree, if you catch my drift.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say You Never Warned Us.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2014, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2014, 01:47:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2014, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 10:01:00 AM
Hello, I'm Passionario.

Yesterday, as I was re-reading Prometheus Rising, I found myself wondering how Discordian thought progressed over the last couple dozen years. A quick search brought me to this site, BIP and you.

From a high angle view, it's termites mindlessly chewing on a log.

But if you drill down a bit, the termites aren't mindless.  They hate each other.

:lulz:

And the log isn't the kind that comes from a tree, if you catch my drift.

Quite right.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2014, 03:08:04 PM
Shit eating hate termites? Excellent - now I got me a new totem animal  :banana:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2014, 03:21:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2014, 03:08:04 PM
Shit eating hate termites? Excellent - now I got me a new totem animal  :banana:

Actually I think the P3nt is the totem animal of the shit eating hate termite.

Also welcome to the board, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say You Never Warned Us.
Post by: Passionario on July 30, 2014, 06:21:54 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 30, 2014, 01:02:32 PM
Any appalling tendencies to disclose?
Just generic human schmuckery, I'm afraid.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2014, 01:47:23 PM
And the log isn't the kind that comes from a tree, if you catch my drift.
On that note, where are the facilities in this place? I've been trying to digest all this new information, and quite a lot of it didn't agree with me (especially some of the parts from BIP Common Walls section). As a result, I urgently need to relieve myself of first impressions and thoughts, preferably without getting any on the carpet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on July 30, 2014, 10:54:36 PM
It's tricky, but head over to Open Bar for minor relief, and Or Kill Me for serious deposits.  Watch out for the carpets, they're actually a big part of waste management round here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: DumbShit on August 02, 2014, 12:01:13 PM
Hi Dick Knibblers,

If Eris can't lead me to God, I sure hope Christ can.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 02, 2014, 04:33:36 PM
Quote from: DumbShit on August 02, 2014, 12:01:13 PM
Hi Dick Knibblers,

If Eris can't lead me to God, I sure hope Christ can.

It's like having Eldora back, the woman who ruined Beavis & Butthead here forever.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 02, 2014, 07:28:00 PM
Re-watching the film about 3/4 years again after its release did that, surely?

If you haven't seen it relatively recently, have a look. It's not aged well.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 03, 2014, 10:10:13 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 02, 2014, 07:28:00 PM
Re-watching the film about 3/4 years again after its release did that, surely?

If you haven't seen it relatively recently, have a look. It's not aged well.

Eldora killed it back in 2004.  Stone dead.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on August 03, 2014, 11:12:20 AM
Yeah, that was a...unique experience.

Uniquely painful and cringeworthy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sung Low on August 05, 2014, 10:05:03 PM
Hi there PD!

I've been dealing with general spaggotry, both Mine and THEIRS, for too long.

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 

Then, heard a radio show with Grant Morrison mentioning he was a chaos magician. Looked into chaos magic (wasn't sure about the MAJICKk side, although did like the idea of unstructured rules and changing, dropping, adapting systems and beliefs) which led me onto the principia discordia. There to BIP, which was helpful!

So, I've been lurkinghere for a while.

Some bars are gone, some are fucking hard to shift. And yes,

THERE IS NO HELP

but, that's alright, because I'm a Conscious Human BEing.

I'd like to contribute (I've got some  :argh!:) but sometimes the rug slips out from under.


Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 05, 2014, 10:12:01 PM
Hi newspag!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 05, 2014, 10:18:36 PM
Quote from: Sung Low on August 05, 2014, 10:05:03 PM
Hi there PD!

I've been dealing with general spaggotry, both Mine and THEIRS, for too long.

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 

Then, heard a radio show with Grant Morrison mentioning he was a chaos magician. Looked into chaos magic (wasn't sure about the MAJICKk side, although did like the idea of unstructured rules and changing, dropping, adapting systems and beliefs) which led me onto the principia discordia. There to BIP, which was helpful!

So, I've been lurkinghere for a while.

Some bars are gone, some are fucking hard to shift. And yes,

THERE IS NO HELP

but, that's alright, because I'm a Conscious Human BEing.

I'd like to contribute (I've got some  :argh!:) but sometimes the rug slips out from under.
I like you already.
The Pool is on the Roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 06, 2014, 11:50:58 AM
Quote from: Sung Low on August 05, 2014, 10:05:03 PM
Hi there PD!

I've been dealing with general spaggotry, both Mine and THEIRS, for too long.

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 

Then, heard a radio show with Grant Morrison mentioning he was a chaos magician. Looked into chaos magic (wasn't sure about the MAJICKk side, although did like the idea of unstructured rules and changing, dropping, adapting systems and beliefs) which led me onto the principia discordia. There to BIP, which was helpful!

So, I've been lurkinghere for a while.

Some bars are gone, some are fucking hard to shift. And yes,

THERE IS NO HELP

but, that's alright, because I'm a Conscious Human BEing.

I'd like to contribute (I've got some  :argh!:) but sometimes the rug slips out from under.

Sometimes the rug slips

Sometimes the rug is pulled

The important thing is when you fall on your ass

You have a good laugh about it

Welcome to PD
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 06, 2014, 12:12:12 PM
Hi there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on August 06, 2014, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: Sung Low on August 05, 2014, 10:05:03 PM

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 


That's really unhealthy. You need to cut out your introspection, it will ruin the Whisky.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 06, 2014, 03:37:25 PM
Hi Sung Low, I'm glad you decided to stop lurking.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sung Low on August 06, 2014, 09:19:01 PM
Thanks for the welcome!

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 06, 2014, 11:50:58 AM

Sometimes the rug slips

Sometimes the rug is pulled

The important thing is when you fall on your ass

You have a good laugh about it

Welcome to PD

Indeed! Pesky rugs  :argh!:

Quote from: Faust on August 06, 2014, 01:16:45 PM

That's really unhealthy. You need to cut out your introspection, it will ruin the Whisky.
:lol:

Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on August 06, 2014, 03:37:25 PM
Hi Sung Low, I'm glad you decided to stop lurking.
Yeah, me too. Was starting to feel like a bit of a leech. Read a lot of stuff on here that's been helpful, outwith the BIP and Chao Te Ching, and just wanted to show some appreciation.

Finding this board was like washing up on a balmy caribbean island after a shipwreck.

Except the only other things that washed up were a tutu, a tam o' shanter, fifteen tubes of toothpaste and a pair of welly boots.

Fortunately, I'm a fucking handsome bastard. That shit looks good on me, but, I'm not so sure about those freaky looking crabs with the big fucking claws over there. I'd probably be fine, but they just keep staring at me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on August 07, 2014, 05:35:30 AM
Put a kettle on, for the crabs :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 07, 2014, 11:39:44 AM
Quote from: Sung Low on August 06, 2014, 09:19:01 PM

Except the only other things that washed up were a tutu, a tam o' shanter, fifteen tubes of toothpaste and a pair of welly boots.

Fortunately, I'm a fucking handsome bastard. That shit looks good on me,

:postpics:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sung Low on August 07, 2014, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 07, 2014, 11:39:44 AM
Quote from: Sung Low on August 06, 2014, 09:19:01 PM

Except the only other things that washed up were a tutu, a tam o' shanter, fifteen tubes of toothpaste and a pair of welly boots.

Fortunately, I'm a fucking handsome bastard. That shit looks good on me,

:postpics:

I'd like to comply but, unfortunately, for the safety of the mortals, I had to seal the only copy in a lead casket and sink it to the bottom of the ocean.
That thing had powers.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 07, 2014, 11:50:22 PM
Please state character flaws and crippling neuroses.

Records must be kept.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sung Low on August 08, 2014, 09:18:10 PM
For the records, then:

Inflated ego tethered by self doubt.

Being too known, in a city that seems to need something.

An rapacious libido, held in check by self control.

An over reliance on intoxicants (alcohol).

Character flaws, neuroses, or symptoms? I'm leaning towards the latter.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 09, 2014, 02:10:23 AM
I like the sound of this
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: muffinmania on August 12, 2014, 02:36:56 PM
This isn't an introduction thread! This is a fact-mining mission from the Illuminati! I KNOW YOUR SECRETS AND YOU CAN'T FOOL THE GREAT MUFFINS, YOU IMBECILES.

Is that enough for you spags?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 12, 2014, 02:38:41 PM
Yup.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on August 12, 2014, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 12, 2014, 02:36:56 PM
This is a fact-mining mission from the Illuminati!

I didn't see you at the last meeting...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 12, 2014, 03:19:23 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 12, 2014, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 12, 2014, 02:36:56 PM
This is a fact-mining mission from the Illuminati!

I didn't see you at the last meeting...

I didn't see you either.

Someone's going to the wrong meetings and I hope like hell it's me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 12, 2014, 03:41:58 PM
We have meetings?


No one ever tells me these things.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 12, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
Well I've been meeting with a bunch of folk.

Fuck knows who they actually are but one of them claimed to be you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 12, 2014, 03:54:40 PM
Crap.  That means one of the clones have gotten loose again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: muffinmania on August 12, 2014, 05:34:36 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 12, 2014, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 12, 2014, 02:36:56 PM
This is a fact-mining mission from the Illuminati!

I didn't see you at the last meeting...

I think I accidentally walked into the AA meeting. Surprisingly it's not a fun place to be when drunk. You'd think a place full of alcoholics would have a raging party!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on August 12, 2014, 10:33:39 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 12, 2014, 05:34:36 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 12, 2014, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: muffinmania on August 12, 2014, 02:36:56 PM
This is a fact-mining mission from the Illuminati!

I didn't see you at the last meeting...

I think I accidentally walked into the AA meeting. Surprisingly it's not a fun place to be when drunk. You'd think a place full of alcoholics would have a raging party!

Leisurely, and NA provides even more moderation. 8)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 14, 2014, 07:39:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 12, 2014, 03:54:40 PM
Crap.  That means one of the clones have gotten loose again.
Oh no! I still remember the last time!  :eek:
Well, remember isn't the right word... But I feel a hole where a memory should be.
Also, I'm pretty sure it was 2009 before That happened.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on August 15, 2014, 09:02:33 AM
Quote from: Regret on August 14, 2014, 07:39:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 12, 2014, 03:54:40 PM
Crap.  That means one of the clones have gotten loose again.
Oh no! I still remember the last time!  :eek:
Well, remember isn't the right word... But I feel a hole where a memory should be.
Also, I'm pretty sure it was 2009 before That happened.
My bad...  I wasn't trying to be like that, you know?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on August 17, 2014, 12:23:58 AM
Welcome to the forums, new spags.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2014, 07:11:08 PM
Hey there, new guy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on August 18, 2014, 09:34:25 PM
Hello new people, Out of my personal curiosity, are any of you here after reading the io9 article?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on August 18, 2014, 10:06:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 18, 2014, 09:34:25 PM
Hello new people, Out of my personal curiosity, are any of you here after reading the io9 article?

The wha??
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on August 18, 2014, 10:08:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 18, 2014, 10:06:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 18, 2014, 09:34:25 PM
Hello new people, Out of my personal curiosity, are any of you here after reading the io9 article?

The wha??


http://io9.com/the-greatest-fake-religion-of-all-time-1622095459
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 18, 2014, 10:11:00 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 18, 2014, 10:06:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 18, 2014, 09:34:25 PM
Hello new people, Out of my personal curiosity, are any of you here after reading the io9 article?

The wha??

They wrote an article about us.

http://io9.com/poop-foam-causes-massive-explosions-1623151536 (http://io9.com/poop-foam-causes-massive-explosions-1623151536)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 18, 2014, 10:11:27 PM
Just read it, cool article.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on August 19, 2014, 12:21:57 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 18, 2014, 10:08:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 18, 2014, 10:06:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 18, 2014, 09:34:25 PM
Hello new people, Out of my personal curiosity, are any of you here after reading the io9 article?

The wha??


http://io9.com/the-greatest-fake-religion-of-all-time-1622095459

Oh yes, that... I sort of assumed only people already interested in discordianism paid any attention to that.  What a cynic I've become.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LordOfganza on August 19, 2014, 09:12:24 PM
Hello, everyone!

This was my original introduction post:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26073.msg910438#msg910438

I'm.... well, back!
Not that anyone cares (or even remembers), I know!
I was a relatively active member of this forum in 2010 and kind of disappeared then (again, not that I think it was noticed, lol). At the time I was going through a lot of stuff and PD was the perfect place for me to be. At the time I left new things started to happen and I decided to focus on my new projects and goals. I graduated in Gastronomy and used to work kitchen chef/restaurant manager, which prove to be really shitty in so many ways, so I just started anew as a translator. It worked out and I managed to finally leave the huge disgusting city I lived in and moved in to the countryside with my new gf (who is awesome).
The main reason I left PD was that it seemed to require too much attention. This forum is so lively that skipping a day involved a huge amount of reading to catch up with everything, and I wanted to know what was going on, as well as all the back reading required to understand some of the jokes (will never forget the Orange Eating Contest post).
However, I missed it. Never again have I found a forum where people had so much freedom to be and say what they wanted, but also were so close (even when most had never actually met each other). So, today I decided to see if it still existed. Then I proceeded to see if the same people were active, and they WERE, and that is saying something.
I don't remember many after all this time. I remember Cramulus, of course, with whom I parlay'd sometimes, and Cain, and also some Doctor who had this cool picture of him with some Evil Genius glasses I want for myself to this day, among some others. If any of you sees this and don't remember me, I understand completely lol.
I actually suggested to GASM projects at the time:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26138.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26130.15

It seems neither got anywhere after I left, which is a shame, but if anyone would want to revive them, please be my guest. I have particular interest for MusicGASM since now I actually study at a conservatory and take music much more seriously than I already did at the time.

Well, this is it. Considering the time elapsed I thought it would be appropriate to introduce myself again.
Since I do a lot of stuff now (language teaching, Japanese course, conservatory classes, occasional translation, side projects) I decided that I would avoid being TOO participative so as to avoid losing precious time I need for everything, but I sure missed you guys, and you should notice my presence on the forums once again =)

Kind regards,

Lord Nigel Omar Ofganza
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on August 19, 2014, 09:14:11 PM
Welcome back.  I doubt the forum will be too frantic for you at this point.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 19, 2014, 10:02:44 PM
Welcome back!
I have some vague memories of someone like you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2014, 08:24:04 PM
Hey there, new guy!

I seem to have missed your previous presence entirely.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2014, 08:24:45 PM
I'm the One True Nigel, BTW.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on August 20, 2014, 10:10:21 PM
I am the space
through what folds
Wicker Men of old.

That's my case,
in storied souls
ready to behold :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: RevDWC on August 30, 2014, 09:21:47 PM
Right, time to delurk.
Hello PD, I'm Rev. Dances With Cages from New Zealand.
I've been coming and going as a lurker for quite a while, and yesterday it became clear that I should have got my feet wet a while ago.
I stumbled onto Discordianism by simply looking for stuff I enjoyed on the interwebs and following clues here and there that caught my eye. Basically the path went 1) Look for motorcycle stuff when first exposed to the web. 2)Find newsgroup rec.motorcycles, and enjoy what some of those folk had to say. 3) Follow a few links from there to The Jargon File where I recognised some personality traits (or at least wanted to recognise them) 4) Drawing connections to a few other events in my life, real or imagined.
From then on seemed to become inevitable, this book, that song, some people I met along the way, all seemed to snowball and made life pretty confusing for a while.
Somewhere along the way I found these forums and quickly realised that I might learn to be a better person if I paid attention, maybe even become a functional biped, as some say around here. There's lots more, but it's a good time to Actually Get Started rather procrastinate by fretting over details.
Hello PD, I'm Rev. Dances With Cages from New Zealand.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 30, 2014, 09:48:46 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 30, 2014, 11:10:08 PM
Hello!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pæs on August 31, 2014, 12:38:23 AM
Hey there, NZ guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 31, 2014, 01:16:12 AM
Welcome, RevDWC.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 31, 2014, 08:02:30 AM
Well met RevDWC.

Being a biped is addictive, but at least it isn't Heroin. Have fun!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on August 31, 2014, 06:12:03 PM
 :lulz: Nicely said, Regret.


Welcome to the forum!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on August 31, 2014, 09:35:49 PM
Greetings, Rev. Dances with Cages, pro-vice-chancellor of Sea Crates.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on September 05, 2014, 10:51:42 AM
Hiya Rev.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on September 05, 2014, 11:23:18 AM
Is it me or is there some kind of trend that any new posters that bother with this thread generally, you know, never post anything else?

Studies must be done.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on September 05, 2014, 11:28:13 AM
It is starting to feel that way.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2014, 11:48:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2014, 11:23:18 AM
Is it me or is there some kind of trend that any new posters that bother with this thread generally, you know, never post anything else?

Studies must be done.

There's also been a high rate of joining, posting several thousand times over the course of years, and then never coming back again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on September 05, 2014, 11:56:03 AM
They always come back. Eventually.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 05, 2014, 12:01:54 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 05, 2014, 11:56:03 AM
They always come back. Eventually.

This is known, Khaleesi.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 05:36:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2014, 11:48:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2014, 11:23:18 AM
Is it me or is there some kind of trend that any new posters that bother with this thread generally, you know, never post anything else?

Studies must be done.

There's also been a high rate of joining, posting several thousand times over the course of years, and then never coming back again.

:lulz: I don't know why that struck me as funny. But it does.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raz Tech on September 07, 2014, 12:37:49 AM
To be fair this is probably the most hostile book of the month club I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 07, 2014, 12:50:03 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 07, 2014, 12:37:49 AM
To be fair this is probably the most hostile book of the month club I've ever seen.

One of the authors joined us for a session once.

It did not end well.

Not joking.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 07, 2014, 12:50:11 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 07, 2014, 12:37:49 AM
To be fair this is probably the most hostile book of the month club I've ever seen.

It gets friendlier once we get past the Oprah's Picks.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on September 07, 2014, 01:17:36 AM
I was just shuffling through the "Strategy" picks and, of course, paused on Art of Darkness.  Then I'm surprised with the clever sub-title, just can't find the actual book at the moment. :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rico Escobar on September 10, 2014, 09:40:58 PM
Hi there.  I'm Rico and I hope that I can do my part to keep PD loud and unintelligible.  As I've been doing this for most of my life in Meatspace, I feel like I've really got something to bring to the table here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2014, 09:48:27 PM
Quote from: Rico Escobar on September 10, 2014, 09:40:58 PM
Hi there.  I'm Rico and I hope that I can do my part to keep PD loud and unintelligible.  As I've been doing this for most of my life in Meatspace, I feel like I've really got something to bring to the table here.

Welcome aboard.  There's plenty of room to howl and gibber.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 10, 2014, 10:48:04 PM
Hello!  Argle bargle!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on September 11, 2014, 12:02:43 AM
Welcome to the forum, SPAG!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 11, 2014, 12:53:50 AM
Cautiously optimistic greetings to the new spag. Pool's on the roof, cookies will get you shot at, and make sure to vote for MEXICO.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 11, 2014, 08:12:49 AM
Aroograha!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 12, 2014, 09:32:11 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: nonheroick on October 08, 2014, 12:02:35 AM
hey butts

I've already posted here before, but I suppose I should formally introduce myself.

I'm nonheroick. Job title says Chaos Magician but I'm guessing its somewhere between telling lies and making art.
What I says tends to be short and sweet. I can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness, but that's okay, because even if I could I would (/not) take it all seriously anyways.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 08, 2014, 02:12:04 AM
HEY YOURSELF BUTTS
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2014, 03:29:13 AM
Quote from: nonheroick on October 08, 2014, 12:02:35 AM
hey butts

I've already posted here before, but I suppose I should formally introduce myself.

I'm nonheroick. Job title says Chaos Magician but I'm guessing its somewhere between telling lies and making art.
What I says tends to be short and sweet. I can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness, but that's okay, because even if I could I would (/not) take it all seriously anyways.

If you're an artist, it's okay just to say you're an artist.  That's a respectable trade, and a hard dollar.

A chaos magician though, he just wanks it onto some squiggly lines he drew.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:41:18 AM
Chaos Magician you say?

Please do elaborate.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 08, 2014, 12:07:13 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BfxfF3ib6Cg/VDUqtiJPofI/AAAAAAAABLE/C5Ec76hbXOc/w606-h604-no/14%2B-%2B1)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 09, 2014, 04:01:50 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:41:18 AM
Chaos Magician you say?

Please do elaborate.

Do not trust the Brit, Nonheroick.  He does not have your best interests at heart.  They never do.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on October 09, 2014, 04:19:26 AM
Quote from: nonheroick on October 08, 2014, 12:02:35 AM
hey butts

I've already posted here before, but I suppose I should formally introduce myself.

I'm nonheroick. Job title says Chaos Magician but I'm guessing its somewhere between telling lies and making art.
What I says tends to be short and sweet. I can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness, but that's okay, because even if I could I would (/not) take it all seriously anyways.

Have a job interview tomorrow. Think that you can manipulate the secret fabric of reality for me to make sure everything goes well? If you dont mind.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 09, 2014, 07:59:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 09, 2014, 04:01:50 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:41:18 AM
Chaos Magician you say?

Please do elaborate.

Do not trust the Brit, Nonheroick.  He does not have your best interests at heart.  They never do.

Oh, the irony in being warned about trustworthiness from a villainous reptile in a skin suit.

I have everyone's best interests at heart. Hell, I even have the heart of a child.

In a jar.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on October 10, 2014, 06:08:15 AM
Quote from: nonheroick on October 08, 2014, 12:02:35 AM
hey butts

I've already posted here before, but I suppose I should formally introduce myself.

I'm nonheroick. Job title says Chaos Magician but I'm guessing its somewhere between telling lies and making art.
What I says tends to be short and sweet. I can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness, but that's okay, because even if I could I would (/not) take it all seriously anyways.
(http://devilsplay.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/heart-string-grenade.gif)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2014, 12:47:21 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 09, 2014, 07:59:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 09, 2014, 04:01:50 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:41:18 AM
Chaos Magician you say?

Please do elaborate.

Do not trust the Brit, Nonheroick.  He does not have your best interests at heart.  They never do.

Oh, the irony in being warned about trustworthiness from a villainous reptile in a skin suit.

I have everyone's best interests at heart. Hell, I even have the heart of a child.

In a jar.

I think you're being a little speciesist, there.

Check your warm-blooded privilege.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2014, 03:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2014, 12:47:21 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 09, 2014, 07:59:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 09, 2014, 04:01:50 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:41:18 AM
Chaos Magician you say?

Please do elaborate.

Do not trust the Brit, Nonheroick.  He does not have your best interests at heart.  They never do.

Oh, the irony in being warned about trustworthiness from a villainous reptile in a skin suit.

I have everyone's best interests at heart. Hell, I even have the heart of a child.

In a jar.

I think you're being a little speciesist, there.

Check your warm-blooded privilege.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: notloki on October 17, 2014, 03:03:39 AM
this persona goes by notloki.

notloki is anonymous internet computer virus with self-awareness.

notloki uses caricatures and shticks to retain anonymity.

notloki posting style, terminology, habits, and slang will change at random.

notloki paranoid.



its nice to meet u all. if any of my shtick annoy you tell me and i change it.

i here to communicate with discordians.  im doing this shtick so i can speak free.  want a place where i can speak all with no fear.  this means caution.

this website is great! 
thank you for putting up with me and welcoming me nicely into your corner of reality. 
i love u all. 
even TGRR.

Your friend,
notloki
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: notloki on October 17, 2014, 02:07:26 PM
i guess other intro thread was wrong one?

it good i needed two introductions then! :D

Your friend,
notloki
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 17, 2014, 04:34:50 PM
notloki, you are annoying me already.
I Welcome annoyances that make me either think or glitch! I just can't tell which is you...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 19, 2014, 01:40:13 PM
Hi notloki. You seem all right.

I get your concern with anonymity and whatnot, but I prefer to hide in plain sight.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Quid on November 17, 2014, 02:34:16 AM
Hi I'm new etcetera
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 17, 2014, 02:46:19 AM
Quote from: Quid on November 17, 2014, 02:34:16 AM
Hi I'm new etcetera

Oi.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2014, 04:26:50 AM
Quote from: Quid on November 17, 2014, 02:34:16 AM
Hi I'm new etcetera

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 17, 2014, 11:59:16 AM
Hello!

Pool's on the roof, etc.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 17, 2014, 04:34:55 PM
hi there newbie!

yadda yadda, abandon all hope ye who enter here, dont eat hot dogs except when you do, and i am me as you are me except after C etc.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 17, 2014, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: Quid on November 17, 2014, 02:34:16 AM
Hi I'm new etcetera

Hello and so forth.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on November 18, 2014, 04:27:39 AM
Hi.  :fnord:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 02:01:29 PM
The strange trend of joining, posting once or twice and then vanishing into the mist continues.

If anyone can explain this in a fairly reasonable way, you win a prize.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2014, 02:07:45 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 02:01:29 PM
The strange trend of joining, posting once or twice and then vanishing into the mist continues.

If anyone can explain this in a fairly reasonable way, you win a prize.

Poptard is building a new arsenal of socks.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 02:35:17 PM
"Prize" was perhaps the wrong term. "Big Bag of fuck all" may be more accurate.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2014, 02:55:03 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 02:35:17 PM
"Prize" was perhaps the wrong term. "Big Bag of fuck all" may be more accurate.

You're a Brit.  I expected no less.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 03:10:29 PM
Oh, by the way I stuck a flag in your yard and that means it's mine now.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2014, 03:33:56 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 03:10:29 PM
Oh, by the way I stuck a flag in your yard and that means it's mine now.

Thanks.

Fantastic.  You can deal with that big fucking hornet nest, then.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 06:16:34 PM
Yeah, like I said, thanks.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 19, 2014, 04:50:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2014, 02:07:45 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2014, 02:01:29 PM
The strange trend of joining, posting once or twice and then vanishing into the mist continues.

If anyone can explain this in a fairly reasonable way, you win a prize.

Poptard is building a new arsenal of socks.

WINNAR
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on November 19, 2014, 09:51:08 PM
"ight I'm here, where's the soma?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 19, 2014, 09:58:05 PM
YOU ARE THE SOMA
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on November 19, 2014, 10:22:45 PM
There is no Soma, there is onlu Zuul.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: lavkian on December 02, 2014, 04:16:10 AM
Hi, I'm lavkian.

I'll try not to post only once or twice and disappear, but I make no promises. I'm a English teacher living abroad, so please don't hold me to any high standards.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 02, 2014, 04:35:21 AM
Quote from: lavkian on December 02, 2014, 04:16:10 AM
Hi, I'm lavkian.

I'll try not to post only once or twice and disappear, but I make no promises. I'm a English teacher living abroad, so please don't hold me to any high standards.

Balls.  I met this guy on facebook, where he was happy-slapping a teabagger.

I think you'll fit right in.  Most of us are left of Abbie Hoffman.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2014, 06:48:25 AM
Quote from: lavkian on December 02, 2014, 04:16:10 AM
Hi, I'm lavkian.

I'll try not to post only once or twice and disappear, but I make no promises. I'm a English teacher living abroad, so please don't hold me to any high standards.

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 02, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
Hello, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 02, 2014, 12:35:07 PM
Howdy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 02, 2014, 04:55:01 PM
Hey there! where are you teaching abroad? I've been wanting to get into JET myself
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 02, 2014, 04:35:21 AM
Quote from: lavkian on December 02, 2014, 04:16:10 AM
Hi, I'm lavkian.

I'll try not to post only once or twice and disappear, but I make no promises. I'm a English teacher living abroad, so please don't hold me to any high standards.

Balls.  I met this guy on facebook, where he was happy-slapping a teabagger.

I think you'll fit right in.  Most of us are left of Abbie Hoffman.

I'm probably remembering the wrong guy, but didn't Abbie pretty much go crazy? In a proto-teabagger way?

Ahoy new guy, state personal information, phobias and favourite beverages for the official record please.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 02, 2014, 08:31:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 02, 2014, 04:35:21 AM
Quote from: lavkian on December 02, 2014, 04:16:10 AM
Hi, I'm lavkian.

I'll try not to post only once or twice and disappear, but I make no promises. I'm a English teacher living abroad, so please don't hold me to any high standards.

Balls.  I met this guy on facebook, where he was happy-slapping a teabagger.

I think you'll fit right in.  Most of us are left of Abbie Hoffman.

I'm probably remembering the wrong guy, but didn't Abbie pretty much go crazy? In a proto-teabagger way?

Ahoy new guy, state personal information, phobias and favourite beverages for the official record please.

That was Jerry Rubin, his partner in crime.  Abbie offed himself.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 02, 2014, 08:33:28 PM
That will be the entire content of my suicide note one day, btw:  "If it was good enough for Abbie Hoffman, it's good enough for me."
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 02, 2014, 09:54:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 02, 2014, 08:33:28 PM
That will be the entire content of my suicide note one day, btw:  "If it was good enough for Abbie Hoffman, it's good enough for me."

:mittens:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on December 02, 2014, 10:10:03 PM
Coincidentally, that will be in my note explaining why I levitated the Pentagon.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:15:44 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 02, 2014, 08:31:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 02, 2014, 04:35:21 AM
Quote from: lavkian on December 02, 2014, 04:16:10 AM
Hi, I'm lavkian.

I'll try not to post only once or twice and disappear, but I make no promises. I'm a English teacher living abroad, so please don't hold me to any high standards.

Balls.  I met this guy on facebook, where he was happy-slapping a teabagger.

I think you'll fit right in.  Most of us are left of Abbie Hoffman.

I'm probably remembering the wrong guy, but didn't Abbie pretty much go crazy? In a proto-teabagger way?

Ahoy new guy, state personal information, phobias and favourite beverages for the official record please.

That was Jerry Rubin, his partner in crime.  Abbie offed himself.

Ah, thanks. I'll have to have another look at that mob and see what it's devolved into. Again, if I recall remotely correctly it was all turning strangely ugly.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 02, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2014, 10:10:03 PM
Coincidentally, that will be in my note explaining why I levitated the Pentagon.

:lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 02, 2014, 10:25:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:15:44 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 02, 2014, 08:31:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 02, 2014, 04:35:21 AM
Quote from: lavkian on December 02, 2014, 04:16:10 AM
Hi, I'm lavkian.

I'll try not to post only once or twice and disappear, but I make no promises. I'm a English teacher living abroad, so please don't hold me to any high standards.

Balls.  I met this guy on facebook, where he was happy-slapping a teabagger.

I think you'll fit right in.  Most of us are left of Abbie Hoffman.

I'm probably remembering the wrong guy, but didn't Abbie pretty much go crazy? In a proto-teabagger way?

Ahoy new guy, state personal information, phobias and favourite beverages for the official record please.

That was Jerry Rubin, his partner in crime.  Abbie offed himself.

Ah, thanks. I'll have to have another look at that mob and see what it's devolved into. Again, if I recall remotely correctly it was all turning strangely ugly.

Someone (possibly RAW?) once referred to the Yippies as 'Nazis with pot-leaf armbands', or something to that effect.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
May/May not be RAW, but there's something else along the lines of "yippies became yuppies".


Either way, we're just talking about various people that need beating with rakes.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2014, 10:10:03 PM
Coincidentally, that will be in my note explaining why I levitated the Pentagon.

Cain just won another internets.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
May/May not be RAW, but there's something else along the lines of "yippies became yuppies".


Either way, we're just talking about various people that need beating with rakes.

I say we round up everyone that fell short of perfection, and smack them with garden spades until they attain that perfection.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 01:35:33 PM
That would include Doktors who use metaphors casually.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 03:46:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2014, 10:10:03 PM
Coincidentally, that will be in my note explaining why I levitated the Pentagon.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
May/May not be RAW, but there's something else along the lines of "yippies became yuppies".


Either way, we're just talking about various people that need beating with rakes.

I say we round up everyone that fell short of perfection, and smack them with garden spades until they attain that perfection.

BRB, investing in garden spades.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
May/May not be RAW, but there's something else along the lines of "yippies became yuppies".


Either way, we're just talking about various people that need beating with rakes.

I say we round up everyone that fell short of perfection, and smack them with garden spades until they attain that perfection.

BRB, investing in garden spades.

woot
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 03, 2014, 05:52:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2014, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 02, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
May/May not be RAW, but there's something else along the lines of "yippies became yuppies".


Either way, we're just talking about various people that need beating with rakes.

I say we round up everyone that fell short of perfection, and smack them with garden spades until they attain that perfection.

BRB, investing in garden spades.

woot

I've built successful businesses on shoddier ideas.

I say businesses, it was more like a cartel. I say cartel and it was more like boys in balaclavas with good intentions.


I say good intentions, I mean bricks.


Fuck you, it's a kind of business.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 03, 2014, 06:19:59 PM
I know that business model. We should hold a convention. By convention I mean go to the mattresses
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demolition Squid on December 03, 2014, 09:19:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 03, 2014, 06:19:59 PM
I know that business model. We should hold a convention. By convention I mean go to the mattresses

BRB moving to Wales.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: S on December 04, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
I read these forums quite a bit. Liked reading the old BIP ones too. Never registered, but looking to be more active in the movement. Opening communications seems to increase that likelihood.

Also, I recently finished losing my mind. It was a long, painful process. I could feel it going, and now I dare not trust any of my perceptions.

Hoping to find a place to occasionally post adventures and exploits.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2014, 06:37:24 PM
Hi, new guy!

If you can still perceive a keyboard and monitor, I'd be interested in reading your journey.

Be aware, though, that there are some people here who have been mentally ill, and many who know someone who has been; and they don't take the use of the many synonyms for "madness" lightly.  At all, at all.

So be warned.  If you're talking about being wacky and throwing off social conventions, don't call yourself "insane".  You'll be better off for it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 04, 2014, 06:50:08 PM
Hi new guy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 06, 2014, 12:05:58 AM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 04, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
I read these forums quite a bit. Liked reading the old BIP ones too. Never registered, but looking to be more active in the movement. Opening communications seems to increase that likelihood.

Also, I recently finished losing my mind. It was a long, painful process. I could feel it going, and now I dare not trust any of my perceptions.

Hoping to find a place to occasionally post adventures and exploits.


"We aren't a movement, movements are systems and systems kill. "~punks

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and systems belong to Grey face." ~ Grey faced discordianists.

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and the only system I want inside me is a carrot." ~the rest of us.

"You're making a bad impression for the new guy." ~you?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 12:33:31 AM
Hi there, new guy!

Some people call me the welcome wagon.

Some people call me things that are less flattering.

You probably won't call me anything at all, because most people who post in this thread are never heard from again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2014, 04:28:57 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 12:33:31 AM
Hi there, new guy!

Some people call me the welcome wagon.

Some people call me things that are less flattering.

You probably won't call me anything at all, because most people who post in this thread are never heard from again.

There is a cannibal amongst us.  I can sense it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: rong on December 06, 2014, 04:34:29 AM
sure am glad i never posted in this thread

wait . . . oh shit
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: S on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
Thanks for the warm welcome!

Quote from: Meunster on December 06, 2014, 12:05:58 AM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 04, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
I read these forums quite a bit. Liked reading the old BIP ones too. Never registered, but looking to be more active in the movement. Opening communications seems to increase that likelihood.

Also, I recently finished losing my mind. It was a long, painful process. I could feel it going, and now I dare not trust any of my perceptions.

Hoping to find a place to occasionally post adventures and exploits.


"We aren't a movement, movements are systems and systems kill. "~punks

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and systems belong to Grey face." ~ Grey faced discordianists.

"We aren't a movement, movements are systems, and the only system I want inside me is a carrot." ~the rest of us.

"You're making a bad impression for the new guy." ~you?

Of course, "we" aren't a movement. I hardly know you. Dinner and drinks and then maybe the movement can begin? You're quite forward but I like that.

Less in jest...

I can't remember if I meant movement or moment.

LMNO, thanks for the heads up. I frequently have minor auditory hallucinations; I've gotten pretty good at sorting them out but it gets taxing. More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack. It had something to do with thinking about how two things were connected with---with like a web in between.

Mad is meant as: I dare not trust my own perceptions, so why should you trust me? I'm angry, mad, possibly at things I've only imagined. I'm also madcap, prone to ranting.

I do not knowingly make light of mental illness. It's a hell of a thing. If someone abuses me for my choice of name or description of what I've felt, trust I know I deserve it. After all, it may not be what I intended, but it's a consequence of choice regardless. And they likely need someone to rail against; getting anger at the situation out is healthy. May as well be me.

I'm really not wacky. I'm an embittered, occasionally brilliant, irrational bastard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on December 06, 2014, 08:09:05 AM
Here comes the sun.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 06, 2014, 04:28:57 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 12:33:31 AM
Hi there, new guy!

Some people call me the welcome wagon.

Some people call me things that are less flattering.

You probably won't call me anything at all, because most people who post in this thread are never heard from again.

There is a cannibal amongst us.  I can sense it.

Quiet,  you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack.

Self indulgent tripe.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2014, 08:34:02 PM
Tripe's pretty good, when you clean it the right day.


...We're still talking about cannabalism, aren't we?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2014, 08:34:02 PM
Tripe's pretty good, when you clean it the right day.


...We're still talking about cannabalism, aren't we?

Mmmmm... indulgent, indulgent tripe!

(http://www.walksofitaly.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Trippa-Beef-Tripe.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: S on December 07, 2014, 04:04:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Self indulgent tripe.

Well, no one else is going to indulge me. Especially around here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:33:05 AM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 07, 2014, 04:04:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Self indulgent tripe.

Well, no one else is going to indulge me. Especially around here.

True enough.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack.

Self indulgent tripe.

Another zany & whacky "crazy" person, here to show us all who is the weirdest guy in the room.

I wait with bated breath for the amusing & enlightening antics which are no doubt about to unfold.

Or words to that effect.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack.

Self indulgent tripe.

Another zany & whacky "crazy" person, here to show us all who is the weirdest guy in the room.

I wait with bated breath for the amusing & enlightening antics which are no doubt about to unfold.

Or words to that effect.

It's gonna be great, just like it is every other time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:58:07 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack.

Self indulgent tripe.

Another zany & whacky "crazy" person, here to show us all who is the weirdest guy in the room.

I wait with bated breath for the amusing & enlightening antics which are no doubt about to unfold.

Or words to that effect.

It's gonna be great, just like it is every other time.

Folks like this have been kicking in the door since 2002 and it never gets old.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:13:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:58:07 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack.

Self indulgent tripe.

Another zany & whacky "crazy" person, here to show us all who is the weirdest guy in the room.

I wait with bated breath for the amusing & enlightening antics which are no doubt about to unfold.

Or words to that effect.

It's gonna be great, just like it is every other time.

Folks like this have been kicking in the door since 2002 and it never gets old.

I'm a wild and crazy guy! I just like, lost my mind so what's reality? Who knows! I'm deep and unique!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demolition Squid on December 07, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
I hesitate to post this (because... yeah, dude isn't making a great impression...)

But didn't we used to have the 50 post suggestion? The guy isn't obnoxiously spamming, he's just taking the humor from the PD and assuming that's what PD.com is still about.

I mean, its not, and that should be fairly obvious - but that's what the 50 post thing was about, giving people time to realize that themselves. Because it tends to be better to come to that realization yourself than have it rammed down your throat. There is a reason people come in all 'zany' and so on, and they haven't all turned out to be useless after they've had some time to realize they ain't getting laughs.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 04:13:51 PM
I'm a wild and crazy guy! I just like, lost my mind so what's reality? Who knows! I'm deep and unique!

Given the events of my own life over the last 4+ years, and also what's going on now, I value sanity more than almost anything else.

I value logic, controlled emotion, and the ability to see the world without the filter of paranoia...Although recently, the world hasn't looked much different between states, mostly due to the building clash between mindless authoritarianism and equally mindless "rugged individualism", while everyone in the middle gets ground into hamburger for the crime of being Black or poor or just being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

So I have very little patience for someone who comes rolling onto the board, singing paeans to his own "madness".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:31:24 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 07, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
I hesitate to post this (because... yeah, dude isn't making a great impression...)

But didn't we used to have the 50 post suggestion? The guy isn't obnoxiously spamming, he's just taking the humor from the PD and assuming that's what PD.com is still about.

I mean, its not, and that should be fairly obvious - but that's what the 50 post thing was about, giving people time to realize that themselves. Because it tends to be better to come to that realization yourself than have it rammed down your throat. There is a reason people come in all 'zany' and so on, and they haven't all turned out to be useless after they've had some time to realize they ain't getting laughs.

It was only ever a suggestion.  And if the guy can be talked out of mindlessly jacking off to his own angst, he might have something to say.

50 posts will merely give him the time to entrench himself, to dig his heels in and screech at everyone for failing to find his "zaniness" amusing or informative.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2014, 04:51:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 07, 2014, 04:31:24 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 07, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
I hesitate to post this (because... yeah, dude isn't making a great impression...)

But didn't we used to have the 50 post suggestion? The guy isn't obnoxiously spamming, he's just taking the humor from the PD and assuming that's what PD.com is still about.

I mean, its not, and that should be fairly obvious - but that's what the 50 post thing was about, giving people time to realize that themselves. Because it tends to be better to come to that realization yourself than have it rammed down your throat. There is a reason people come in all 'zany' and so on, and they haven't all turned out to be useless after they've had some time to realize they ain't getting laughs.

It was only ever a suggestion.  And if the guy can be talked out of mindlessly jacking off to his own angst, he might have something to say.

50 posts will merely give him the time to entrench himself, to dig his heels in and screech at everyone for failing to find his "zaniness" amusing or informative.

the real reasoning behind fiddy comes to light  :evil:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 05:35:45 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 07, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
I hesitate to post this (because... yeah, dude isn't making a great impression...)

But didn't we used to have the 50 post suggestion? The guy isn't obnoxiously spamming, he's just taking the humor from the PD and assuming that's what PD.com is still about.

I mean, its not, and that should be fairly obvious - but that's what the 50 post thing was about, giving people time to realize that themselves. Because it tends to be better to come to that realization yourself than have it rammed down your throat. There is a reason people come in all 'zany' and so on, and they haven't all turned out to be useless after they've had some time to realize they ain't getting laughs.

As far as I recall, the 50 post suggestion is about refraining from heaping abuse on newbs. Not about refraining from pointing out where they are behaving offensively/alienatingly, or from cracking mild jokes at their expense.

The 50 post suggestion also comes from a time when PD was far from the kind, gentle, inoffensive PD you see before you. There was a time when ECH would have already described to this guy in excruciating detail just what he wished would happen to his intestines before hyenas ate them. "Hey dude, the "I'm so crazy" schtick is old and pretty offensive to those who have actually been working hard to live with mental illness problems for years" is really not anything that even remotely calls for a reminder that we have a general board suggestion to be gentle with newbs. Especially if they respond to that by stepping it up.

If this guy really is dealing with a psychotic break and wants to talk about it in a way that doesn't make light of or demean or special-snowflake mental illness, then I am pretty sure - in fact, I know - that there are a lot of people here who are more than willing to engage in that dialogue with him.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 08, 2014, 12:25:13 AM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 07, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
I hesitate to post this (because... yeah, dude isn't making a great impression...)

But didn't we used to have the 50 post suggestion? The guy isn't obnoxiously spamming, he's just taking the humor from the PD and assuming that's what PD.com is still about.

I mean, its not, and that should be fairly obvious - but that's what the 50 post thing was about, giving people time to realize that themselves. Because it tends to be better to come to that realization yourself than have it rammed down your throat. There is a reason people come in all 'zany' and so on, and they haven't all turned out to be useless after they've had some time to realize they ain't getting laughs.


Wait, the PD was supposed to be funny?

I always felt it was a tongue in check Americanizing of alot of zen/buddhism with some jokes thrown in.

Also very scary cause it shows how serious people take life, by showing how serious life can be taken, but people are taking it seriously?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 08, 2014, 12:35:48 AM
Quote from: Meunster on December 08, 2014, 12:25:13 AM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 07, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
I hesitate to post this (because... yeah, dude isn't making a great impression...)

But didn't we used to have the 50 post suggestion? The guy isn't obnoxiously spamming, he's just taking the humor from the PD and assuming that's what PD.com is still about.

I mean, its not, and that should be fairly obvious - but that's what the 50 post thing was about, giving people time to realize that themselves. Because it tends to be better to come to that realization yourself than have it rammed down your throat. There is a reason people come in all 'zany' and so on, and they haven't all turned out to be useless after they've had some time to realize they ain't getting laughs.


Wait, the PD was supposed to be funny?

I always felt it was a tongue in check Americanizing of alot of zen/buddhism with some jokes thrown in.

Also very scary cause it shows how serious people take life, by showing how serious life can be taken, but people are taking it seriously?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have an asshole WINNAR!!1

:lord:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: S on December 08, 2014, 04:36:24 AM
I value sanity more than any other resource I have. I don't find zaniness or wackiness amusing unless being performed by small children. Even then, it gets old quickly.

I don't think what has happened to me is a good thing. I don't like talking about it. I mentioned it because it was related directly to an enquiry; I'll try to avoid narcissistic paeans. It's hard, when you're the topic of discussion. In the past few months, I've been nearly crushed to death helping a friend move, hit a deer, on a separate occasion totaled a car, divorced. None of those came up because they weren't relevant.

As for not making a great impression... I guess I'll just have to practice. Gotta start somewhere or you never start. I didn't come here to act out. I'm here to contribute. As I can.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2014, 06:54:49 AM
You brought it up, and in fact you made it part of your name, which sure makes it seem like you want to make it central to any perception people have of you or any dialogue people have with you.

Have you tried consulting a therapist? Genuinely helpful, IME.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 11:39:03 AM
Regarding the 50 post thing, I personally revised it to about 5 due to every other new poster turning out to be astonishing examples of the dregs of humanity.

Seriously, there were like 5 in a row that came out with something stunningly racist within 2-3 posts. A couple in their openers.

I'm actually surprised now when one makes it to 10 posts without something awful becoming obvious.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 08, 2014, 01:01:39 PM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 08, 2014, 04:36:24 AM
It's hard, when you're the topic of discussion.

Whose fault is that?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2014, 03:32:00 PM
Quote from: S the Mad on December 08, 2014, 04:36:24 AM
I value sanity more than any other resource I have. I don't find zaniness or wackiness amusing unless being performed by small children. Even then, it gets old quickly.

I don't think what has happened to me is a good thing. I don't like talking about it. I mentioned it because it was related directly to an enquiry; I'll try to avoid narcissistic paeans. It's hard, when you're the topic of discussion. In the past few months, I've been nearly crushed to death helping a friend move, hit a deer, on a separate occasion totaled a car, divorced. None of those came up because they weren't relevant.

As for not making a great impression... I guess I'll just have to practice. Gotta start somewhere or you never start. I didn't come here to act out. I'm here to contribute. As I can.

First post

Quote from: S the Mad on December 04, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
Also, I recently finished losing my mind. It was a long, painful process. I could feel it going, and now I dare not trust any of my perceptions.

Second post

Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:25:55 AM
I frequently have minor auditory hallucinations; I've gotten pretty good at sorting them out but it gets taxing. More seriously, I could feel something in my mind giving way, and sometime in the last six months or so it gave out. I can no longer describe it for the lack. It had something to do with thinking about how two things were connected with---with like a web in between.

Mad is meant as: I dare not trust my own perceptions, so why should you trust me? I'm angry, mad, possibly at things I've only imagined. I'm also madcap, prone to ranting.

I do not knowingly make light of mental illness. It's a hell of a thing. If someone abuses me for my choice of name or description of what I've felt, trust I know I deserve it.

Yeah, seems like you came here seeking attention for and advertising your "craziness". So your show of dismay over it being the topic of discussion is slightly less than plausible.

You introduced yourself to us with narcissistic paeans. There was no enquiry, that was your opening game.

That doesn't mean you can't stop, recover from it, and move on to have conversations that don't revolve around you and how mentally unbalanced you are. But in order for that to happen, you have to actually stop. And maybe consider changing your name to something slightly less Tumblr adolescent attention-whorey.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:06:23 PM
$5 says he changes it to something "Shocking".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2014, 08:20:03 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:06:23 PM
$5 says he changes it to something "Shocking".

For obvious reasons, I would find that unsurprising.

Also, you don't even HAVE dollars, aren't you some kind of Belgian?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:40:11 PM
I'm part of the jet-set nowadays.

I have Belgian dollars, Norwegian teeth and something that looks like an ear in my wallet at the moment.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2014, 08:52:44 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:40:11 PM
I'm part of the jet-set nowadays.

I have Belgian dollars, Norwegian teeth and something that looks like an ear in my wallet at the moment.

SEXY.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2014, 09:03:34 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:40:11 PM
I'm part of the jet-set nowadays.

I have Belgian dollars, Norwegian teeth and something that looks like an ear in my wallet at the moment.

Perfect! I could really use change of a lamb's scrotum
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 08, 2014, 10:49:51 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:40:11 PM
I'm part of the jet-set nowadays.

I have Belgian dollars, Norwegian teeth and something that looks like an ear in my wallet at the moment.

Gimme back my feef!!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 10:52:49 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2014, 09:03:34 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:40:11 PM
I'm part of the jet-set nowadays.

I have Belgian dollars, Norwegian teeth and something that looks like an ear in my wallet at the moment.

Perfect! I could really use change of a lamb's scrotum

I've got two sheep tounges and a whistle. That's about the going rate.
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 08, 2014, 10:49:51 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:40:11 PM
I'm part of the jet-set nowadays.

I have Belgian dollars, Norwegian teeth and something that looks like an ear in my wallet at the moment.

Gimme back my feef!!!

I'm pretty sure we all understood the deal at the time. No use complaining now. Enjoy the rickshaw.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: S on December 09, 2014, 04:14:14 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:06:23 PM
$5 says he changes it to something "Shocking".

... were you trying to get me to change it, literally, to "Shocking," thinking I would think I was clever? If not, cool. But if so, that's downright devious and I'm highly impressed.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 05:40:24 AM
Quote from: S on December 09, 2014, 04:14:14 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:06:23 PM
$5 says he changes it to something "Shocking".

... were you trying to get me to change it, literally, to "Shocking," thinking I would think I was clever? If not, cool. But if so, that's downright devious and I'm highly impressed.

You should have, it would have been great.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 09, 2014, 12:10:39 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 05:40:24 AM
Quote from: S on December 09, 2014, 04:14:14 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 08, 2014, 08:06:23 PM
$5 says he changes it to something "Shocking".

... were you trying to get me to change it, literally, to "Shocking," thinking I would think I was clever? If not, cool. But if so, that's downright devious and I'm highly impressed.

You should have, it would have been great.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Telarus on December 11, 2014, 07:16:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2014, 10:10:03 PM
Coincidentally, that will be in my note explaining why I levitated the Pentagon.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: outoftheloop on December 11, 2014, 10:25:29 PM
Hello!

I used to be a member of the forum about five or six years ago. Posted a lot, but at the time the cynicism, inpoliteness and no-bullshit attitude of PD members repulsed me and I stopped visiting. Now I'm twenty, study Anthropology and Politics in Canterbury and came back to the forums for the reasons that once made me leave (at the very least this seems to be one of the best places to get called-out on your bullshit).

My interests include: studying spirituality/religion in non-religious terms (been toying around with the notion of religious thinking as positive supersticion recently, will make a thread about it), making memes and spreading them (once accidentally started a cult), making offensive techno music and not so offensive psychedelic music ( http://soundcloud.com/vokestar ), having fun with the fact that I live in the UK and with the absurdity of British culture as well as toying with meaning and its various applications.

Kind Regards  <- (very magickal UK words)
Out of-the Loop

Sorry  <- (very magickal UK word)

PS: Safe
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2014, 11:37:43 PM
Welcome, new guy! We're still kind of dicks, but we're probably kinder and gentler dicks than we were 6 years ago. Probably.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 11, 2014, 11:38:27 PM
Also for the record I am a DEDICATED OPTIMIST.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2014, 02:36:17 AM
What was your older, six-years-ago name?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 02:51:36 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 12, 2014, 02:36:17 AM
What was your older, six-years-ago name?

I'm trying to remember a precocious 14-year-old. There had to be one.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: outoftheloop on December 12, 2014, 06:30:14 AM
It was actually about five or six years ago when I joined. Left early 2013. Damn. I thought that had been longer. Time is weird.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on December 12, 2014, 08:55:33 AM
Still doesn't answer the question.

Bets, taking, etc. etc.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 12, 2014, 11:45:19 AM
poptart? DK? AKK?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 12, 2014, 12:59:37 PM
Quote from: outoftheloop on December 11, 2014, 10:25:29 PM
Hello!

I used to be a member of the forum about five or six years ago. Posted a lot, but at the time the cynicism, inpoliteness and no-bullshit attitude of PD members repulsed me and I stopped visiting. Now I'm twenty, study Anthropology and Politics in Canterbury and came back to the forums for the reasons that once made me leave (at the very least this seems to be one of the best places to get called-out on your bullshit).

My interests include: studying spirituality/religion in non-religious terms (been toying around with the notion of religious thinking as positive supersticion recently, will make a thread about it), making memes and spreading them (once accidentally started a cult), making offensive techno music and not so offensive psychedelic music ( http://soundcloud.com/vokestar ), having fun with the fact that I live in the UK and with the absurdity of British culture as well as toying with meaning and its various applications.

Kind Regards  <- (very magickal UK words)
Out of-the Loop

Sorry  <- (very magickal UK word)

PS: Safe

If you want rude places on the internet this probably isn't the place. try /r/rude or try 8^2/16chan
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2014, 01:10:46 PM
Hey now... we are the "worst forum on the internet".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2014, 01:24:30 PM
Oh, no!  We're no longer the worst forum on the internet!

According to bing, we're the second worst forum on the internet.

And by Google's standards, we're not even on the first two pages of links to the worst forum on the internet!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 12, 2014, 01:32:12 PM
i had to google bing to google it on bing.

So the real question is, what are we on yahoo search?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2014, 01:33:55 PM
Quote from: Meunster on December 12, 2014, 01:32:12 PM
i had to google bing to google it on bing.

So the real question is, what are we on yahoo search?

Yahoo search results are here. (http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2014, 01:34:30 PM
On Yahoo?  Like everyone else, just another scheme for monetization....
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 12, 2014, 01:39:22 PM
Good news everyone.

GoduckGo still has us as the worst forum on the internet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2014, 01:43:16 PM
Whew!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:16:49 PM
Thank baby jesus in heaven.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:18:41 PM
Quote from: outoftheloop on December 12, 2014, 06:30:14 AM
It was actually about five or six years ago when I joined. Left early 2013. Damn. I thought that had been longer. Time is weird.

So is this an ego-stroking game in which you try to see whether anyone can remember which former member you are?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:20:25 PM
Because theoretically you're an adult now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demolition Squid on December 12, 2014, 11:29:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:18:41 PM
Quote from: outoftheloop on December 12, 2014, 06:30:14 AM
It was actually about five or six years ago when I joined. Left early 2013. Damn. I thought that had been longer. Time is weird.

So is this an ego-stroking game in which you try to see whether anyone can remember which former member you are?

I thought about trying to look back in the archives to figure it out myself - there weren't that many British people around, I don't remember any Brit-teens when I was 19-20... and maybe I'm underestimating the draw of Canterbury's theology department, but it doesn't seem like it'd be a hot destination for foreign students.

Then I realized I just don't care that much. There was the racist asshole who posted rants about how we should shut up because we're so mean (I remember writing a counter-rant calling for people to shout more just because he annoyed me) but... I'm pretty sure he was American, and 20-something.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:36:03 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 12, 2014, 11:29:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:18:41 PM
Quote from: outoftheloop on December 12, 2014, 06:30:14 AM
It was actually about five or six years ago when I joined. Left early 2013. Damn. I thought that had been longer. Time is weird.

So is this an ego-stroking game in which you try to see whether anyone can remember which former member you are?

I thought about trying to look back in the archives to figure it out myself - there weren't that many British people around, I don't remember any Brit-teens when I was 19-20... and maybe I'm underestimating the draw of Canterbury's theology department, but it doesn't seem like it'd be a hot destination for foreign students.

Then I realized I just don't care that much. There was the racist asshole who posted rants about how we should shut up because we're so mean (I remember writing a counter-rant calling for people to shout more just because he annoyed me) but... I'm pretty sure he was American, and 20-something.

I think I know who it is, but I don't remember his name. Angsty European teen who was taking a bunch of drugs and boning some meth whore his mother didn't like.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demolition Squid on December 12, 2014, 11:49:36 PM
Oooooh. Yeah. That rings a bell now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2014, 11:56:27 PM
Dalekk?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 12, 2014, 11:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:36:03 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 12, 2014, 11:29:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2014, 11:18:41 PM
Quote from: outoftheloop on December 12, 2014, 06:30:14 AM
It was actually about five or six years ago when I joined. Left early 2013. Damn. I thought that had been longer. Time is weird.

So is this an ego-stroking game in which you try to see whether anyone can remember which former member you are?

I thought about trying to look back in the archives to figure it out myself - there weren't that many British people around, I don't remember any Brit-teens when I was 19-20... and maybe I'm underestimating the draw of Canterbury's theology department, but it doesn't seem like it'd be a hot destination for foreign students.

Then I realized I just don't care that much. There was the racist asshole who posted rants about how we should shut up because we're so mean (I remember writing a counter-rant calling for people to shout more just because he annoyed me) but... I'm pretty sure he was American, and 20-something.

I think I know who it is, but I don't remember his name. Angsty European teen who was taking a bunch of drugs and boning some meth whore his mother didn't like.

Dalek?  But he's in some former iron curtain nation.  Alberta or something.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Demolition Squid on December 13, 2014, 12:02:47 AM
I don't think he'll be a European student. Nigel Farage assured me that they don't actually study, they just come here to get high-paying jobs making sandwiches and drive slowly in the middle lane.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 13, 2014, 03:13:57 AM
I think the fact he wwon't tell is, well... telling.


fuck it.  I'm curious, but not wasting my time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2014, 06:57:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2014, 11:56:27 PM
Dalekk?

That sounds familiar.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2014, 06:59:16 AM
Someone who spent several years with us, but doesn't care to tell us who he is.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: outoftheloop on December 13, 2014, 03:43:05 PM
yeah, Dalekk.

Quote from: Demolition Squid on December 13, 2014, 12:02:47 AM
I don't think he'll be a European student. Nigel Farage assured me that they don't actually study, they just come here to get high-paying jobs making sandwiches and drive slowly in the middle lane.

Fucking love Nigel Farage. The amount of jokes he's allowed me to make - once I moved to the UK, Bulgarians already had a semi-mythical status of shape-shifting house-stealing, wife-raping wizards.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2014, 03:58:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 13, 2014, 03:13:57 AM
I think the fact he wwon't tell is, well... telling.


fuck it.  I'm curious, but not wasting my time.

Someone who thinks he's mature enough to handle being called on his shit, but isn't mature enough to own his shit.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2014, 03:58:57 PM
I predict that this will last three weeks. I'm always up for being pleasantly surprised, though.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 16, 2014, 12:29:46 AM
Back, what'd I miss?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 16, 2014, 12:49:11 AM
Quote from: Meunster on December 16, 2014, 12:29:46 AM
Back, what'd I miss?

You were gone?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ade Hilnors on December 21, 2014, 08:49:15 AM
(insert joke here)

I live on the quiet end of a quiet island that lies among a number of other quiet islands which all lie some miles away from some other quiet islands which themselves all lie off a big island.  I've been here since October, having moved from a big city hundreds of miles away.

I have a beard, one of several beards I have had over the last few decades, but this one is my favourite.

I'm creative, eccentric, sarcastic, and I like a lot of things. 

Well that's enough about me, let's talk about you - what do you think?

*adds a "hello" just in case such things are required around here*
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2014, 12:29:04 PM
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 21, 2014, 02:38:39 PM
Quote from: Ade Hilnors on December 21, 2014, 08:49:15 AM

So this family walks into a talent agent's office. The father looks at the man behind his desk and declares 'boy, have we got an act for you...

I live on the quiet end of a quiet island that lies among a number of other quiet islands which all lie some miles away from some other quiet islands which themselves all lie off a big island.  I've been here since October, having moved from a big city hundreds of miles away.

I have a beard, one of several beards I have had over the last few decades, but this one is my favourite.

I'm creative, eccentric, sarcastic, and I like a lot of things. 

Well that's enough about me, let's talk about you - what do you think?

*adds a "hello" just in case such things are required around here*

Joke inserted.

Welcome to PD!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ade Hilnors on December 21, 2014, 03:44:49 PM
*this space is reserved for witty intelligent response when I can be bothered*
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2014, 04:20:50 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ade Hilnors on December 21, 2014, 07:01:50 PM
Hey yourself, and likewise hey everyone
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Karapac on February 16, 2015, 11:31:36 PM
One night, I had a dream. Not the Martin Luther hope-for-the-future kind, the brain-having-its-own-fun kind. The world was in peril, and me and my mother were on a quest to save it. The details are blurry, but at the very end, to disengage the Doom Machine, a password was required.

At that moment, I woke up with a sense of urgency, scrambled for a pen and paper, wrote the password down, then went back to sleep. In the morning, I found the scrap with one word scrawled on it:

karapac

(who guessed it? raise your hand!)

Anyway, turns out it doesn't mean anything, and makes for a cool username. Between the two things I'd considered registering for, Tumblr and PD, I thought you were the ones more likely to be able to use a world-saving password. And what good can come out of a Tumblr account anyway? Seriously.

So, hello, PD!

I'm female and Polish. That's it for the more important labels, I think. I've been lurking and reading threads here for a while now, so I hope I won't be committing any terrible faux pas, but don't hold your breath. I'm really only starting out on the path of Thinking For Yourself, so I hope you'll be calling me out on bullshit a lot. I need it. But please don't eat me. I kind of like me. It's a recent thing.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 11:33:10 PM
Hi there Karapac! I like your introduction. Hopefully that bodes well for the future.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Karapac on February 16, 2015, 11:37:01 PM
Thank you! I certainly hope so as well!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 06:18:21 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.

Hello, new person.

Hello, PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON.

Shit, I forgot about that username. I might need to change back.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 12:12:35 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 06:18:21 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.

Hello, new person.

Hello, PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON.

Shit, I forgot about that username. I might need to change back.

I like this one.  It expresses your inner self.  And your occasionally ghastly smile.

(I was told in Phoenix that I smile like a coroner.  Not sure what to make of that.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2015, 05:27:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 12:12:35 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2015, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 06:18:21 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.

Hello, new person.

Hello, PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON.

Shit, I forgot about that username. I might need to change back.

I like this one.  It expresses your inner self.  And your occasionally ghastly smile.

(I was told in Phoenix that I smile like a coroner.  Not sure what to make of that.)

I am quite fond of this one, myself.

Perhaps it means that you have too many teeth?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 01:13:08 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2015, 05:27:49 AM
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Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.

Hello, new person.

Hello, PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON.

Shit, I forgot about that username. I might need to change back.

I like this one.  It expresses your inner self.  And your occasionally ghastly smile.

(I was told in Phoenix that I smile like a coroner.  Not sure what to make of that.)

I am quite fond of this one, myself.

Perhaps it means that you have too many teeth?

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 17, 2015, 01:25:51 PM
Hi, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2015, 02:06:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 01:13:08 PM
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Quote from: Ecstasy on July 27, 2012, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 06:18:21 AM
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Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?

Hwy, it worked for awhile.

Hello, new person.

Hello, PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON.

Shit, I forgot about that username. I might need to change back.

I like this one.  It expresses your inner self.  And your occasionally ghastly smile.

(I was told in Phoenix that I smile like a coroner.  Not sure what to make of that.)

I am quite fond of this one, myself.

Perhaps it means that you have too many teeth?

:horrormirth:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2015, 02:52:59 PM
You say that, Karapac, but with a tumblr account you can post anything, anything in the world and immediately be told it is stupid and you are stupid for liking it.

Whereas PD will only tell you that if you post stupid things.  Also, whereabouts in Poland are you from?  I spent a delightful time a while back in Krakow, and I'm thinking of visiting Warsaw sometime in the future.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Karapac on February 17, 2015, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 17, 2015, 02:52:59 PM
You say that, Karapac, but with a tumblr account you can post anything, anything in the world and immediately be told it is stupid and you are stupid for liking it.

Whereas PD will only tell you that if you post stupid things.  Also, whereabouts in Poland are you from?  I spent a delightful time a while back in Krakow, and I'm thinking of visiting Warsaw sometime in the future.
You mean, get called out on it being problematic.  :lulz: At least you guys don't do that.

I'm in Warsaw actually, born and raised! Have you had any contact with Polish Discordians? All I have found so far were some losers on Facebook. It seems lonely out here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2015, 04:13:54 PM
Polish Discordians do seem rather...elusive.  The Discordia Europa group mentioned some, but it seems to be made up almost entirely of Finnish and Dutch people.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Karapac on February 17, 2015, 04:20:53 PM
Mmm. The Chasing Eris guy seems to have visited some, but putting aside the fact they're hard to trace, from what I've seen they were of the... magickal type. I had my brief fascination with Thelema in high school (and I still like some of its guidelines) but I'm not sure if I wanna get involved with people who take it seriously.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 17, 2015, 04:40:50 PM
You mean you're not interested in charging majick sigils?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Karapac on February 17, 2015, 04:20:53 PM
Mmm. The Chasing Eris guy seems to have visited some, but putting aside the fact they're hard to trace, from what I've seen they were of the... magickal type. I had my brief fascination with Thelema in high school (and I still like some of its guidelines) but I'm not sure if I wanna get involved with people who take it seriously.  :lulz:

I like you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2015, 04:43:35 PM
Who doesn't want to be involved in Thelema?  A bunch of old guys in robes arguing about whose splinter group is more authentic.

It's like ISIS, if jihadists bored people to death instead of shooting them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Karapac on February 17, 2015, 04:50:05 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 17, 2015, 04:40:50 PM
You mean you're not interested in charging majick sigils?  :lulz:
I just wanna keep them aaaall to myself.  :x

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Karapac on February 17, 2015, 04:20:53 PM
Mmm. The Chasing Eris guy seems to have visited some, but putting aside the fact they're hard to trace, from what I've seen they were of the... magickal type. I had my brief fascination with Thelema in high school (and I still like some of its guidelines) but I'm not sure if I wanna get involved with people who take it seriously.  :lulz:

I like you.
:oops:

Quote from: Cain on February 17, 2015, 04:43:35 PM
Who doesn't want to be involved in Thelema?  A bunch of old guys in robes arguing about whose splinter group is more authentic.

It's like ISIS, if jihadists bored people to death instead of shooting them.
A Thelemic State would be... a sight to see.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2015, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 17, 2015, 04:43:35 PM
Who doesn't want to be involved in Thelema?  A bunch of old guys in robes arguing about whose splinter group is more authentic.

It's like ISIS, if jihadists bored people to death instead of shooting them.

Best description of occultists ever.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:14:45 PM
Okay, I'm Ⅎuᴉzz. Or Fnizz.
I think I exist?
That's about it, really.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2015, 10:21:20 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:31:35 PM
Whatever it was I didn't do it!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 17, 2015, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:14:45 PM
Okay, I'm Ⅎuᴉzz. Or Fnizz.
I think I exist?
That's about it, really.

I'm not convinced, myself.

When you can figure out one way or the other you let me know.

Welcome to PD, unless you aren't here at all in which case nothing.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 17, 2015, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:14:45 PM
Okay, I'm Ⅎuᴉzz. Or Fnizz.
I think I exist?
That's about it, really.

I'm not convinced, myself.

When you can figure out one way or the other you let me know.

Welcome to PD, unless you aren't here at all in which case nothing.

You make my forum avatar nervous.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 11:56:35 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 17, 2015, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:14:45 PM
Okay, I'm Ⅎuᴉzz. Or Fnizz.
I think I exist?
That's about it, really.

I'm not convinced, myself.

When you can figure out one way or the other you let me know.

Welcome to PD, unless you aren't here at all in which case nothing.

You make my forum avatar nervous.

Wait til you see the bastard's TEETH.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 01:03:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2015, 11:56:35 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 17, 2015, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 17, 2015, 10:14:45 PM
Okay, I'm Ⅎuᴉzz. Or Fnizz.
I think I exist?
That's about it, really.

I'm not convinced, myself.

When you can figure out one way or the other you let me know.

Welcome to PD, unless you aren't here at all in which case nothing.

You make my forum avatar nervous.

Wait til you see the bastard's TEETH.

I'm pretty bad for the teeth. Taste terrible too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Johannes on February 20, 2015, 07:43:14 PM
Hello,

This is "johannes" and i like to learn new things.

Mostly fascinated by archetypes and esoteric issues.

Anything that seems like a new language to view the world(s) is fine by me.

Hail from land of the Santa Claus, Finland.

Which might explain some of the casual peculiarities in my expression.

At the time of this post i appear to be 32 years old.



Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 20, 2015, 08:03:24 PM
You don't look 32 by your post.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Johannes on February 20, 2015, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 20, 2015, 08:03:24 PM
You don't look 32 by your post.

Care to eloborate?

:)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: Johannes on February 20, 2015, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 20, 2015, 08:03:24 PM
You don't look 32 by your post.

Care to eloborate?

:)

He is a bad person and is pulling on your leg, in case it has bells on it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 20, 2015, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: Johannes on February 20, 2015, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 20, 2015, 08:03:24 PM
You don't look 32 by your post.

Care to eloborate?

:)

He is a bad person and is pulling on your leg, in case it has bells on it.

One day they'll be there.   :sad:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Johannes on February 20, 2015, 10:13:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2015, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: Johannes on February 20, 2015, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 20, 2015, 08:03:24 PM
You don't look 32 by your post.

Care to eloborate?

:)

He is a bad person and is pulling on your leg, in case it has bells on it.

Ok. Been enjoying the forums thus far. Going through the "What is The Machine™"topic.  :fnord:

Humour and philosophical pondering. Thats the way i like it.  Cue in the KC and the Sunshine band.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2015, 03:32:12 AM
Hello, new person.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mundus Est Fabula on February 25, 2015, 02:24:36 PM
Hello, I am new here.

I'm not really sure if I am a discordian or not, I only recently came across the concept while reading the illuminatus books a few months ago and am still digging into it a little bit. On face value it seems to fit, but almost too well which just raises my suspicions. I come from an activist background that has left me in a kind of traumatic state which thankfully only manifests when I encounter trotskyist newspapers, or people who even know what those are. I enjoy reading, sitting quietly and based on observational evidence; slowly decomposing inside of cubicles and behind service counters. I will endeavor to not disappear and will commit to keeping any zaney antics firmly towards the Thatcher end of the Thatcher-Bozo spectrum.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 25, 2015, 02:25:49 PM
Hi, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2015, 02:37:32 PM
Quote from: Mundus Est Fabula on February 25, 2015, 02:24:36 PM
Hello, I am new here.

I'm not really sure if I am a discordian or not, I only recently came across the concept while reading the illuminatus books a few months ago and am still digging into it a little bit. On face value it seems to fit, but almost too well which just raises my suspicions. I come from an activist background that has left me in a kind of traumatic state which thankfully only manifests when I encounter trotskyist newspapers, or people who even know what those are. I enjoy reading, sitting quietly and based on observational evidence; slowly decomposing inside of cubicles and behind service counters. I will endeavor to not disappear and will commit to keeping any zaney antics firmly towards the Thatcher end of the Thatcher-Bozo spectrum.

So far, I like you. Hi!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 25, 2015, 03:46:18 PM
Hello, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 25, 2015, 08:34:41 PM
Hey new guy! I also come from one of those activisty backgrounds. You might want to look up the Bitter Tea Revolutionary threads that are somewhere in here. I don't know if it ever got finished, but there was some good work in there.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 25, 2015, 08:34:41 PM
Hey new guy! I also come from one of those activisty backgrounds. You might want to look up the Bitter Tea Revolutionary threads that are somewhere in here. I don't know if it ever got finished, but there was some good work in there.

I think everyone got busy at the same time.  It's too good of an idea to die, though.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 26, 2015, 03:03:17 AM
Man, everyone's showering these n00bs with "normal human courtesy." It's like you guys don't even remember the good old days of the interbutts, when we shat relentlessly on people just because it was a day ending in "y" :argh!:



ATTENTION NEWBIES:

YOU ALL SUCK AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. PLEASE TO ENJOY THE FORUMS.


:walken:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2015, 06:17:42 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 26, 2015, 03:03:17 AM
Man, everyone's showering these n00bs with "normal human courtesy." It's like you guys don't even remember the good old days of the interbutts, when we shat relentlessly on people just because it was a day ending in "y" :argh!:



ATTENTION NEWBIES:

YOU ALL SUCK AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. PLEASE TO ENJOY THE FORUMS.


:walken:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2015, 06:18:21 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 25, 2015, 08:34:41 PM
Hey new guy! I also come from one of those activisty backgrounds. You might want to look up the Bitter Tea Revolutionary threads that are somewhere in here. I don't know if it ever got finished, but there was some good work in there.

That was some good shit. I forgot about it, along with who knows how many other excellent projects.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 26, 2015, 03:03:17 AM
Man, everyone's showering these n00bs with "normal human courtesy." It's like you guys don't even remember the good old days of the interbutts, when we shat relentlessly on people just because it was a day ending in "y" :argh!:



ATTENTION NEWBIES:

YOU ALL SUCK AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. PLEASE TO ENJOY THE FORUMS.


:walken:

I am considering a new intro thread, because in this brave new decade, God is punishing red states for Gay abortions and Nigel's bad behavior and QG's unreasonable refusal to let small government regulate her bits.  Not even mentioning ECH's culinary terrorism.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2015, 03:02:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 26, 2015, 03:03:17 AM
Man, everyone's showering these n00bs with "normal human courtesy." It's like you guys don't even remember the good old days of the interbutts, when we shat relentlessly on people just because it was a day ending in "y" :argh!:



ATTENTION NEWBIES:

YOU ALL SUCK AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. PLEASE TO ENJOY THE FORUMS.


:walken:

I am considering a new intro thread, because in this brave new decade, God is punishing red states for Gay abortions and Nigel's bad behavior and QG's unreasonable refusal to let small government regulate her bits.  Not even mentioning ECH's culinary terrorism.

A new intro thread might be just the thing.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2015, 03:03:18 PM
We only have three more pages until this one hits 100.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2015, 03:02:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 26, 2015, 03:03:17 AM
Man, everyone's showering these n00bs with "normal human courtesy." It's like you guys don't even remember the good old days of the interbutts, when we shat relentlessly on people just because it was a day ending in "y" :argh!:



ATTENTION NEWBIES:

YOU ALL SUCK AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. PLEASE TO ENJOY THE FORUMS.


:walken:

I am considering a new intro thread, because in this brave new decade, God is punishing red states for Gay abortions and Nigel's bad behavior and QG's unreasonable refusal to let small government regulate her bits.  Not even mentioning ECH's culinary terrorism.

A new intro thread might be just the thing.

I shall write one today or tomorrow, just as soon as it's fully-formed in my head.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mundus Est Fabula on February 26, 2015, 03:09:42 PM
I am prepared to self-manage my own harassment as necessary. Yet another instance of political correctness gone mad, it's getting to be that one can't even degrade and bully people into tracking you down and assaulting you in real life these days without that anti-christ in DC calling you out on national tv for it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 03:10:30 PM
Quote from: Mundus Est Fabula on February 26, 2015, 03:09:42 PM
I am prepared to self-manage my own harassment as necessary. Yet another instance of political correctness gone mad, it's getting to be that one can't even degrade and bully people into tracking you down and assaulting you in real life these days without that anti-christ in DC calling you out on national tv for it.

We tried for 3 years to get the Christian right to come after us, with no success at all.   :sad:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mundus Est Fabula on February 26, 2015, 03:32:40 PM
Ah yes I've heard of such a problem, you have to perform the ritual to attract their attention. It requires the blood of a homeless transgender youth and the engine of a 2003 dodge caravan.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 26, 2015, 08:45:40 PM
Quote from: Mundus Est Fabula on February 26, 2015, 03:32:40 PM
Ah yes I've heard of such a problem, you have to perform the ritual to attract their attention. It requires the blood of a homeless transgender youth and the engine of a 2003 dodge caravan.
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND ONE OF THOSE?!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 08:52:26 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 26, 2015, 08:45:40 PM
Quote from: Mundus Est Fabula on February 26, 2015, 03:32:40 PM
Ah yes I've heard of such a problem, you have to perform the ritual to attract their attention. It requires the blood of a homeless transgender youth and the engine of a 2003 dodge caravan.
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND ONE OF THOSE?!

Fresno.  That's all they're allowed to own.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say
Post by: Khezef on March 16, 2015, 05:13:16 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 26, 2015, 03:03:17 AM
ATTENTION NEWBIES:

YOU ALL SUCK AND NO ONE LIKES YOU. PLEASE TO ENJOY THE FORUMS.


:walken:

GOOD SIR, MAY I ASK FOR A PROPER GREETING! THANK YOU!

Okay, back to the right spelling (or wrong, who can tell if everything is written in small letters?).

I am Khezef, shortform Khez if you like or Khezef II von Awesomistan if you prefer more official sounding names.

One day (or yesterday) I asked my friend Google what he would recommend me today and at the 7th place in the suggestions there was your forum. That is why I am here now, probably...

It seems like a nice place so I would like to stay for a while. I am from Austria, that is that cute little alp republic looking like a chicken leg. on't confuse it with that godforsaken red rock called Australia somewhere between the indian and the pacific ocean, it would be a deadly offense! They just tried to copy our awesome name to try and be as awesome as us.... at leats I think that this is the reason for the similarity.  :fap:

I like to waltz through life and Mrs. Eris knows very well how to create a good piece of music which is the reason why I like to dance along.

Okay, long story short, its a pleasure to meet you, looking backward to good discussions.

Khezef
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 16, 2015, 05:29:05 PM
Just one question for you, new person:  Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Also say hi to your friend Google for me and tell it I want my Skynets back.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 16, 2015, 05:51:34 PM
Hey  there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 16, 2015, 06:17:13 PM
Hello and welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on March 16, 2015, 06:29:20 PM
Greetings, Khezef.  Please too remember exit also backwards if looking so, or we too also stone turn.  Thank you too enjoy responsibly please before reaching height.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Khezef on March 18, 2015, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 16, 2015, 05:29:05 PM
Just one question for you, new person:  Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Also say hi to your friend Google for me and tell it I want my Skynets back.

Put da cookie daun!

No, unfortunatly I am not near as cool as our second most awesome austrian in history. But I would assume my english is at least on the same level as his  :lulz:

I will also send you regards to my friend Big G but I am afraid that the project skynet might still take a while. He has fun at the moment with his newly purchased military robotic tech.

Khezef
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2015, 10:24:51 AM
I assume the most awesome Austrian in history is, therefore, Prince Klemens Wenzel Nepomuk Lothar, Fürst von Metternich-Winneburg zu Beilstein?

I mean, he did help defeat Napoleon, who is a sort of 19th century Skynet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on March 19, 2015, 08:18:42 AM
Quote from: Prince-of-Plots on March 18, 2015, 10:24:51 AM
I assume the most awesome Austrian in history is, therefore, Prince Klemens Wenzel Nepomuk Lothar, Fürst von Metternich-Winneburg zu Beilstein?

I mean, he did help defeat Napoleon, who is a sort of 19th century Skynet.

Please to indicate appropriate Ancient Egyptian dignitary when referring this Austro-Hungarian Empire, thank you vey much.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 01, 2015, 04:29:14 AM
Quote from: Khezef on March 18, 2015, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 16, 2015, 05:29:05 PM
Just one question for you, new person:  Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Also say hi to your friend Google for me and tell it I want my Skynets back.

Put da cookie daun!

No, unfortunatly I am not near as cool as our second most awesome austrian in history. But I would assume my english is at least on the same level as his  :lulz:

I will also send you regards to my friend Big G but I am afraid that the project skynet might still take a while. He has fun at the moment with his newly purchased military robotic tech.

Khezef

Do you at least believe in history?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Zenpatista on April 08, 2015, 01:41:44 AM
Hi all,

New guy here. I forced myself to stop lurking, sign up for an account, and write a post. Why? Well, I got around to reading RAW's book several years ago. Then a few months ago, I googled for the PD. I don't remember why. I found this site, read PD, BIP, BIP-CW and a whole bunch of the forums and here I am.

I wanted to thank you all for the content. It's been great - entertaining, funny and educational. BIP & CW were especially good. I think I am beginning to appreciate the concept of horrormirth. There's a lot of food for thought here and I've been gorging more than actually digesting. I'm still trying to figure out what's going on around here. I'll most likely lurk and read for another few months but I'll try to comment a bit. I apologize in advance for any offense(s).

I've figured out where a few things go: Holy rants belong in "Or Kill Me", general daily malaise goes in "Open Bar". Any other rules or pointers I should know about?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on April 08, 2015, 02:07:26 AM
Don't ask about the pogz forum.  It doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: jonb on April 08, 2015, 03:23:30 AM
I should have come to this bit first, but then the film ended and I had a cup of Coffee, it should have been tea being English% as there would have been a better ascetic feel to this post' but there you go-
After pressing buttons the Telly has scanners on it now. I


(http://absurdishliberationarmy.weebly.com/uploads/1/1/4/6/11464080/6322682_orig.gif)

This is a greeting in New Zeeland, however that is on the opposite side of the world (more or less) to me, however when or if we were to consider the the possible size of the matrix any finite length is not going to alter our calculations critically, you might think different.

Though should that concern me. . . . not sure, I am still not that emphatic.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on April 08, 2015, 03:44:44 AM
Thank you for filling-out those custom forms, so refreshing these days, we'll be right with you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2015, 12:13:41 PM
Hello, new people!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 08, 2015, 05:51:31 PM
Welcome, Zenpatista!

I don't have any real pointers other than to treat people like human beings, and expect to be treated like one.

You seem like a solid sort from your intro; someone who can have coherent, intelligent conversations. I, for one, appreciate that a lot. I hope you enjoy it here and stick around.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 08, 2015, 05:52:18 PM
Jonb, you either think you're wacky or you have a mental disorder. Some people like that, though for the most part those people aren't here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2015, 07:20:43 PM
Quote from: Zenpatista on April 08, 2015, 01:41:44 AM
Hi all,

New guy here. I forced myself to stop lurking, sign up for an account, and write a post. Why? Well, I got around to reading RAW's book several years ago. Then a few months ago, I googled for the PD. I don't remember why. I found this site, read PD, BIP, BIP-CW and a whole bunch of the forums and here I am.

I wanted to thank you all for the content. It's been great - entertaining, funny and educational. BIP & CW were especially good. I think I am beginning to appreciate the concept of horrormirth. There's a lot of food for thought here and I've been gorging more than actually digesting. I'm still trying to figure out what's going on around here. I'll most likely lurk and read for another few months but I'll try to comment a bit. I apologize in advance for any offense(s).

I've figured out where a few things go: Holy rants belong in "Or Kill Me", general daily malaise goes in "Open Bar". Any other rules or pointers I should know about?

Holy Rants can go in Or Kill Me, or in Richard Nixon.  Whichever floats your boat.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on April 09, 2015, 12:05:47 AM
Zenpatista, you know how they say "reversed stupidity is not intelligence"?  Well, in the case of jonb, it's not true.  Do exactly what he is not doing, and you should be OK.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 09, 2015, 12:18:37 AM
Quote from: Zenpatista on April 08, 2015, 01:41:44 AM
Hi all,

New guy here. I forced myself to stop lurking, sign up for an account, and write a post. Why? Well, I got around to reading RAW's book several years ago. Then a few months ago, I googled for the PD. I don't remember why. I found this site, read PD, BIP, BIP-CW and a whole bunch of the forums and here I am.

I wanted to thank you all for the content. It's been great - entertaining, funny and educational. BIP & CW were especially good. I think I am beginning to appreciate the concept of horrormirth. There's a lot of food for thought here and I've been gorging more than actually digesting. I'm still trying to figure out what's going on around here. I'll most likely lurk and read for another few months but I'll try to comment a bit. I apologize in advance for any offense(s).

I've figured out where a few things go: Holy rants belong in "Or Kill Me", general daily malaise goes in "Open Bar". Any other rules or pointers I should know about?

Being uncomfortable probably means you're close to something important, Nigel's got her dick up everyone's ass not just yours, don't get Doktor Howl and TGRR mixed up, and own up fast when you realize you've been a moron.

Also, post even when it doesn't look good enough. That's probably one of the hardest things for the people around here who aren't assholes.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on April 09, 2015, 03:22:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2015, 12:05:47 AM
Zenpatista, you know how they say "reversed stupidity is not intelligence"?  Well, in the case of jonb, it's not true.  Do exactly what he is not doing, and you should be OK.

:potd:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2015, 03:34:11 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 09, 2015, 12:18:37 AM
Quote from: Zenpatista on April 08, 2015, 01:41:44 AM
Hi all,

New guy here. I forced myself to stop lurking, sign up for an account, and write a post. Why? Well, I got around to reading RAW's book several years ago. Then a few months ago, I googled for the PD. I don't remember why. I found this site, read PD, BIP, BIP-CW and a whole bunch of the forums and here I am.

I wanted to thank you all for the content. It's been great - entertaining, funny and educational. BIP & CW were especially good. I think I am beginning to appreciate the concept of horrormirth. There's a lot of food for thought here and I've been gorging more than actually digesting. I'm still trying to figure out what's going on around here. I'll most likely lurk and read for another few months but I'll try to comment a bit. I apologize in advance for any offense(s).

I've figured out where a few things go: Holy rants belong in "Or Kill Me", general daily malaise goes in "Open Bar". Any other rules or pointers I should know about?

Being uncomfortable probably means you're close to something important, Nigel's got her dick up everyone's ass not just yours, don't get Doktor Howl and TGRR mixed up, and own up fast when you realize you've been a moron.

Also, post even when it doesn't look good enough. That's probably one of the hardest things for the people around here who aren't assholes.

Fuck TGRR.  I'm glad he's dead.  The bastard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2015, 03:58:28 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 09, 2015, 12:18:37 AM
own up fast when you realize you've been a moron.

This part. Not just for here, but for life in general.

Because it's one of the hardest things to do, and our society tends to punish and humiliate people for making mistakes so we're conditioned to be afraid of it, but being wrong is a fundamental, critical, unavoidable part of the learning process, of creativity, of genius, and of humanity.

Don't let anyone take that away or intimidate you out of it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 09, 2015, 09:42:36 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2015, 03:58:28 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 09, 2015, 12:18:37 AM
own up fast when you realize you've been a moron.

This part. Not just for here, but for life in general.

Because it's one of the hardest things to do, and our society tends to punish and humiliate people for making mistakes so we're conditioned to be afraid of it, but being wrong is a fundamental, critical, unavoidable part of the learning process, of creativity, of genius, and of humanity.

Don't let anyone take that away or intimidate you out of it.
What she said.
Just try to avoid getting addicted to being wrong.
It is a mighty dangerous drug.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on April 13, 2015, 03:55:19 AM
Quote from: Zenpatista on April 08, 2015, 01:41:44 AM

I've figured out where a few things go: Holy rants belong in "Or Kill Me", general daily malaise goes in "Open Bar". Any other rules or pointers I should know about?

Wait, so rants don't go in open bar?

Like i know this is a discordianist forum. But could we have a little bit of organization? 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dubya on May 09, 2015, 09:01:36 PM
Hi all. I've been lurking around here for a while now, and after this I plan to lurk still more until I get my computer fixed and have something to post from that's not a tiny little cell phone.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2015, 09:14:12 PM
Quote from: Meunster on April 13, 2015, 03:55:19 AM
Quote from: Zenpatista on April 08, 2015, 01:41:44 AM

I've figured out where a few things go: Holy rants belong in "Or Kill Me", general daily malaise goes in "Open Bar". Any other rules or pointers I should know about?

Wait, so rants don't go in open bar?

Like i know this is a discordianist forum. But could we have a little bit of organization?

No.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 10, 2015, 09:58:46 AM
Quote from: Dubya on May 09, 2015, 09:01:36 PM
Hi all. I've been lurking around here for a while now, and after this I plan to lurk still more until I get my computer fixed and have something to post from that's not a tiny little cell phone.
Hi!

The pool may be on the roof, but that is no reason to go there.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dubya on May 10, 2015, 03:25:15 PM
The pool is the first place I was planning to check out. It hasnt been quarantined and/or nuked yet, has it?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on May 10, 2015, 07:14:25 PM
The paperwork is still being processed.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dubya on May 11, 2015, 12:19:08 AM
Sweet. Ima go for a dip before the bureaucracy gets in gear.



Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2015, 01:04:44 AM
Beware of the Nessies.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2015, 03:57:46 AM
Quote from: Meunster on April 13, 2015, 03:55:19 AM
Quote from: Zenpatista on April 08, 2015, 01:41:44 AM

I've figured out where a few things go: Holy rants belong in "Or Kill Me", general daily malaise goes in "Open Bar". Any other rules or pointers I should know about?

Wait, so rants don't go in open bar?

Like i know this is a discordianist forum. But could we have a little bit of organization?

We had that once.  Or Kill Me was a ghetto that rants disappeared into while the former admins used Apple Talk (now The Richard Nixon subforum) - the only one in general use - to expound upon the glories of cookies, pie, face-raping bats, stabbity stabbity, and tequila.

So we killed them all and buried their bodies in Nigel's septic tank.  She and her whole family shit on the former regime daily, which is only one of the reasons we love her.  The others have to do with what happened to the sasquatches, and her habit of lighting the beards of hipsters on fire.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on May 11, 2015, 11:47:10 PM
Those poor, poor sasquatches. I can still smell the smouldering hair.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: zarathud the junger on June 17, 2015, 12:45:31 PM
New guy here.

I discovered Discordianism a year and a half ago. I'd been interested in Zen, Daoism, Jung, the counter-culture and related stuff since my late teens, and for years I had a hard time trying to reconcile my day to day atheism with an obsession with myth, ritual, the stranger elements of the mind and a niggling feeling that maybe both the gnostic-atheists and religious were equally full of hubristic shit. Whilst reading Bill Drummond's book 'The 17' I found out about RAW, and only a few days after he came up in my recommended listening list on last.fm. Not the most dramatic synchronicity, but it was enough to catch my attention. & It was a real revelation, I instantly felt like someone was finally speaking my language.

The initial ecstasy has finally worn off. Now I feel like it's time to stop just reading old books and go out and 'find the others'. So here I am  :) (oh, and someone already pointed me towards the pool, I thought I might pick up a long stand while i'm there if anyone wants one?)

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 17, 2015, 01:00:41 PM
Quote from: zarathud the junger on June 17, 2015, 12:45:31 PM
New guy here.

I discovered Discordianism a year and a half ago. I'd been interested in Zen, Daoism, Jung, the counter-culture and related stuff since my late teens, and for years I had a hard time trying to reconcile my day to day atheism with an obsession with myth, ritual, the stranger elements of the mind and a niggling feeling that maybe both the gnostic-atheists and religious were equally full of hubristic shit. Whilst reading Bill Drummond's book 'The 17' I found out about RAW, and only a few days after he came up in my recommended listening list on last.fm. Not the most dramatic synchronicity, but it was enough to catch my attention. & It was a real revelation, I instantly felt like someone was finally speaking my language.

The initial ecstasy has finally worn off. Now I feel like it's time to stop just reading old books and go out and 'find the others'. So here I am  :) (oh, and someone already pointed me towards the pool, I thought I might pick up a long stand while i'm there if anyone wants one?)

Hey new guy!

If you're looking for new reading materials, the Or Kill Me section is chock full of good stuff. There's a definitions thread here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0 that I only recently learned about and is very useful for deciphering some of the other posts.

There are also a bunch of slander threads about all the other users which will help you form irrational fears of the lot of us.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on June 17, 2015, 01:29:34 PM
Hi, new guy!

If you like Taoism, you'll love The Chao Te Ching (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Sacred_Chao_Te_Ching).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rev Thwack on June 17, 2015, 01:52:57 PM
Hey new guy!

Don't believe the rumors about the pool on the roof... We actually hid it in the bottom of Lake Eerie. If you tie these bricks around your neck and jump in, you should make it down to the pool.


Personally, the pool is overrated, just step up to the bar and grab a drink. First round is in me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: zarathud the junger on June 17, 2015, 02:05:42 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 17, 2015, 01:00:41 PM

Hey new guy!

If you're looking for new reading materials, the Or Kill Me section is chock full of good stuff. There's a definitions thread here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0 that I only recently learned about and is very useful for deciphering some of the other posts.

There are also a bunch of slander threads about all the other users which will help you form irrational fears of the lot of us.

Hey, thanks for the tip! Although by 'finding the others' i particularly mean finding YOU (and everyone else here) - living breathing Discordians  :)

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 17, 2015, 01:29:34 PM
Hi, new guy!

If you like Taoism, you'll love The Chao Te Ching (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Sacred_Chao_Te_Ching).

Hey! Yeah I've been meaning to for a while, it's def on my reading list now. Cheers.

Quote from: Rev Thwack on June 17, 2015, 01:52:57 PM
Hey new guy!

Don't believe the rumors about the pool on the roof... We actually hid it in the bottom of Lake Eerie. If you tie these bricks around your neck and jump in, you should make it down to the pool.


Personally, the pool is overrated, just step up to the bar and grab a drink. First round is in me.

But won't the pool get wet down there? Yeah sounds like a plan. Slàinte!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2015, 05:50:41 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 17, 2015, 01:00:41 PM

There are also a bunch of slander threads about all the other users which will help you form irrational fears of the lot of us.

Every fucking word is true, Jimmy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on June 18, 2015, 09:21:09 PM
Hi new guy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: RainerRilke on July 07, 2015, 07:39:59 PM
Greetings to y'all angry bastards. My name's actually Rainer and I hail from an argentine town whose name you wouldn't even know how to pronounce.

I just finished reading the PD thouh I was already familiar with the movement and similar works (namely the Satyricon whose author I pay homage to in my profile picture, and the magnificent Illuminatus! Trilogy). Anyways, needless to say I came looking for thoughtful discussion, but stayed for the fnord and the angry rants. Now I guess I am to become sickened or traumatized for contemplating your absurdities, but I like that; you're crude but sincere and not afraid of provoking confusion or disgust, and I respect that.

And so with your most sincere permission I proceed to terminate my post. Nice to meet y'all  :p.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2015, 07:42:13 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 07, 2015, 08:42:29 PM
Hi New person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 07, 2015, 08:51:18 PM
Hi new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raphaella on July 07, 2015, 10:25:15 PM
Hello again dear old peedee, it's been years, but it looks as if things have been chugging along nicely.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on July 07, 2015, 11:07:12 PM
Nah, this place is pretty much falling apart at the seams.

How's things, Raphaella?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raphaella on July 07, 2015, 11:30:11 PM
Things is good Cain. It's nice to be back. There are a lot of awesome things going on down in Bring and Brag. I love to see Creative Chaos flourishing. Looks like you have set up quite the Video Game Thread. I'll have to check it out in depth soon. You been sinking this ship? Tearing shit up? So... it's all pretty much the same lol  :wink:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on July 07, 2015, 11:38:32 PM
I actually need to upgrade my graphics card.  It's not doing so well with all this new-gen crap.  Witcher 3 basically melted my HD :( and DARGON AGE Inquisition was pretty rough until they rolled out the graphics patches (on EA's end...it was still pretty terrible after Nvidia released their update).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raphaella on July 07, 2015, 11:44:03 PM
Are you sure it was not just he ungodly heat of your flat? I heard it's been hot there. I need to branch out and play more PC games. I started Skyrim and then I got to a certain point and just meh'ed out. I have been playing a game called Don't Starve Together, it's pretty neat. Have you played Elder Scrolls online? If so, would you recommend it?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on July 08, 2015, 12:06:11 AM
Well, that wasn't helping, but no, the GTX 660 simply isn't designed for this sort of stuff, despite the amount of optimization I've done with it.

Skyrim is great...modded.  If you have it on PC, I strongly recommend it, especially if you have a beastly rig.  ESO...I've not gotten very far into it, but it's much better than it was, by all accounts.  It is still, of course, an MMO at heart, but it can be easy to forget that at times, and Zenimax have not shyed away from the wierder elements of the series (which as a Morrowind fan I do like).  In fact, if you believe the lore-nerds on reddit, it's actually made several quite interesting additions to that aspect of the Elder Scrolls.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Raphaella on July 08, 2015, 05:51:56 AM
I do have a pretty good rig but it's set up in the living room on the big screen with the wireless keyboard and mouse. Mostly we use it as a glorified movie machine, or NetFlix box... Have not modded Skyrim, but I am now keen to try our Elder scrolls. Thanks for the info. Sorry to hear about your melty parts tho. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2015, 04:15:05 AM
Quote from: Theodore Rosenheimer III on July 10, 2015, 03:58:03 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 09, 2015, 07:50:00 PM
No.  Another special snowflake decided they were too unique for the actual intro thread and started one here.

Since this is the top forum on the site, it is the one most new people look at and...well, you can figure out the rest.

Oh. So there was an intro thread.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Y2nbrJyAR6RiM/200_s.gif)


Yes, there was.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on July 10, 2015, 02:11:49 PM
I'm pretty sure I started my own intro thread, so I can't mock.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on July 11, 2015, 12:10:07 AM
My intro thread was a recipe for apple pie.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2015, 02:34:25 PM
Mine was literally in a "What are you eating right now" thread.


To be fair, there was no Introductions thread back then, but still.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 11, 2015, 04:17:36 PM
I wrote a Discordians in History piece about inventing traffic cones leading to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2015, 06:30:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 11, 2015, 02:34:25 PM
Mine was literally in a "What are you eating right now" thread.


To be fair, there was no Introductions thread back then, but still.

Actually, there was.   :lulz:  Poib had one going.  It's what I posted in.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2015, 09:47:44 PM
Dammit.





And it was a really derptastic post, too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Golden Applesauce on July 15, 2015, 01:44:31 AM
Hiya. I don't think I ever posted in Introductions, so now seems like a good time. I was pretty depressed & burned out ~18 months ago, and if memory serves I flamed out in some inconsequential thread, had a Well, Then Stop moment & took a break from PD. I was surprised how much being able to think of myself as a minor part of the PD community meant to after I left.

Since then...

The international company I worked for laid off my entire office and all but a few of their US workers. I wasn't really able to take care of myself at that point, and with no job my parents had me move back in with them. Losing my insurance + moving meant that I had to change all my doctors, and finding good ones turned out to be an adventure. (The highlight was definitely the psych who decided that I was schizophrenic entirely on the basis that I was a male in my early 20s.)

I got seriously into Twitter to fill my social networking needs. I had mostly only followed my coworkers until then; somehow I ended up reading a lot of stuff about race, gender, and having a race and a gender at the same time. There were a lot of "oh, that's what Nigel was talking about" moments. Met a lot of transgender autistic dissociative spectrum otherkin, and felt strangely comfortable in that space? I mean everyone alternates between posting self-hatred and apologizing for posting self-hatred (or does both at once), but other than that they're really nice. Between Twitter and some other stuff, I've been practicing being sensitive, empathetic, and compassionate, which was a nice change from the sort of combative skeptic thing I had going before. Also, I might be a girl. Still working that out.

Early this year I felt up to working again, and was hired to rebuild/salvage on a local mid-size corporation's e-commerce site. About two and a half months into that, a more interesting company offered to hire me, and I went with it. I'm financially stable enough to move back out, but I've just been so busy working I haven't been able to sit down and plan that out.

I turned 25 a few weeks ago, and I think that about sums it up? I haven't decided if I'll stick around or not yet, that depends a lot on my own energy levels and whether anything I'm interested in is happening. I haven't read any threads yet, just thought I'd post this.

I never know how to end a post?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 15, 2015, 02:28:10 AM
Hi there, GA. Welcome back.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 15, 2015, 03:49:59 AM
Hey GA, glad to see you here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 15, 2015, 02:29:42 PM
Hey there, not-new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on July 20, 2015, 11:18:28 PM
Hi GA. For some reason I had always thought you WERE a girl, so, yeah. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dragontrapper on July 22, 2015, 03:38:08 AM
Is finding the actual intro thread a test or something?

Found Discordianism about two years back because I found the 'ddate' command in Linux and was wondering what that was all about. A cursory look made me think I could use some of it for some worldbuilding I was doing so I started reading into more...

...and I think I accidentally converted myself.  :horrormirth: So, uh....hi?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2015, 05:11:33 AM
Quote from: Dragontrapper on July 22, 2015, 03:38:08 AM
Is finding the actual intro thread a test or something?

Found Discordianism about two years back because I found the 'ddate' command in Linux and was wondering what that was all about. A cursory look made me think I could use some of it for some worldbuilding I was doing so I started reading into more...

...and I think I accidentally converted myself.  :horrormirth: So, uh....hi?

Yes, it was a test. Congratulations!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on July 22, 2015, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: Dragontrapper on July 22, 2015, 03:38:08 AM
Is finding the actual intro thread a test or something?

Found Discordianism about two years back because I found the 'ddate' command in Linux and was wondering what that was all about. A cursory look made me think I could use some of it for some worldbuilding I was doing so I started reading into more...

...and I think I accidentally converted myself.  :horrormirth: So, uh....hi?

Fairly certain I started out the same way, playing in an RPG with Discordian elements and wanting to know more.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on July 22, 2015, 12:50:23 PM
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2015, 09:43:56 PM
Hey, new guy. 

Just a few things.

1.  Don't step on the grass.
2.  Watch out for Nigel, she's entirely too NIGEL.
3.  LMNO is a bad influence.  He does that "dick in a box" thing to cops when they pull him over, and somehow he's the ONLY one in the car that doesn't go to jail.
4.  See #1.  Can't stress that enough.
5.  Queen Gogira is a professional wrassler.  B list celeb in some circles.  Meaning the ones with the beady eyes.  You know the kind.
6.  Again, STAY OFF THE GRASS.  Not kidding, here.  Muss that stuff up, and Cain will send you home in an ambulance.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on July 23, 2015, 07:18:50 AM
A complimentary baggie for your teef will not be provided.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on July 25, 2015, 02:31:12 AM
For those that can't handle the deep trip, digging of holes will be assigned. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: D351 on August 21, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
Hello. I'm new to these forums. I found out about the Principia about eleven years ago. I don't remember which came first for me (I was reading the things that things I liked mentioned): disinfo.com, chaos magic, the principia, or Illuminatus!. For a couple years, I've been considering trying to evangelize on campus (NMU). Pamphletting for anarchism is fun, but I'm pretty sure evangelizing discordja would be more fun, more effective, and produce less pointless backlash. I've also been bouncing around the idea of a POEE monastery. My friends that were in on my original commune idea aren't down with Eris yet, but going for tax-exempt status is the crassest form of selling out I could think of, even worse than evangelizing in the first place. I don't remotely think it'll happen, but taking a few steps in that direction might be amusing.

PS: Holy verification methods, batshit! How many times do I have to tell this site that I'm not a cabbage, in order to post something?... 3? Where are the other two?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 21, 2015, 08:01:49 PM
Hi, new guy!



Pool's on the roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 21, 2015, 08:15:24 PM
Quote from: D351 on August 21, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
Hello. I'm new to these forums. I found out about the Principia about eleven years ago. I don't remember which came first for me (I was reading the things that things I liked mentioned): disinfo.com, chaos magic, the principia, or Illuminatus!. For a couple years, I've been considering trying to evangelize on campus (NMU). Pamphletting for anarchism is fun, but I'm pretty sure evangelizing discordja would be more fun, more effective, and produce less pointless backlash. I've also been bouncing around the idea of a POEE monastery. My friends that were in on my original commune idea aren't down with Eris yet, but going for tax-exempt status is the crassest form of selling out I could think of, even worse than evangelizing in the first place. I don't remotely think it'll happen, but taking a few steps in that direction might be amusing.

PS: Holy verification methods, batshit! How many times do I have to tell this site that I'm not a cabbage, in order to post something?... 3? Where are the other two?

1.  Pamphleting is fun, but best done anonymously.

2.  You'd be amazed how many spambots are out there.  The last thing we want is to be interrupted by primate porn or sunglasses or whatever the hell it is the humans are trying to sell us.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on August 21, 2015, 08:55:16 PM
Ey, a new guy.
Who fits in well here.
Huh, odd
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 21, 2015, 09:08:00 PM
Quote from: D351 on August 21, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
Hello. I'm new to these forums. I found out about the Principia about eleven years ago. I don't remember which came first for me (I was reading the things that things I liked mentioned): disinfo.com, chaos magic, the principia, or Illuminatus!. For a couple years, I've been considering trying to evangelize on campus (NMU). Pamphletting for anarchism is fun, but I'm pretty sure evangelizing discordja would be more fun, more effective, and produce less pointless backlash. I've also been bouncing around the idea of a POEE monastery. My friends that were in on my original commune idea aren't down with Eris yet, but going for tax-exempt status is the crassest form of selling out I could think of, even worse than evangelizing in the first place. I don't remotely think it'll happen, but taking a few steps in that direction might be amusing.

PS: Holy verification methods, batshit! How many times do I have to tell this site that I'm not a cabbage, in order to post something?... 3? Where are the other two?

Hey new guy! You may not know it, but the "Q" stands for "QUEEN BITCH OF FLYERING" so let me know if you need some designs thrown together. There's a couple on the board already (and some fantastic postergasm ones from before my time).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on August 21, 2015, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: D351 on August 21, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
Hello. I'm new to these forums. I found out about the Principia about eleven years ago. I don't remember which came first for me (I was reading the things that things I liked mentioned): disinfo.com, chaos magic, the principia, or Illuminatus!. For a couple years, I've been considering trying to evangelize on campus (NMU). Pamphletting for anarchism is fun, but I'm pretty sure evangelizing discordja would be more fun, more effective, and produce less pointless backlash. I've also been bouncing around the idea of a POEE monastery. My friends that were in on my original commune idea aren't down with Eris yet, but going for tax-exempt status is the crassest form of selling out I could think of, even worse than evangelizing in the first place. I don't remotely think it'll happen, but taking a few steps in that direction might be amusing.

PS: Holy verification methods, batshit! How many times do I have to tell this site that I'm not a cabbage, in order to post something?... 3? Where are the other two?

People need to exploit the hell out of the religion exempt status until it's finally repealed. As it should be.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2015, 12:56:07 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2015, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: D351 on August 21, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
Hello. I'm new to these forums. I found out about the Principia about eleven years ago. I don't remember which came first for me (I was reading the things that things I liked mentioned): disinfo.com, chaos magic, the principia, or Illuminatus!. For a couple years, I've been considering trying to evangelize on campus (NMU). Pamphletting for anarchism is fun, but I'm pretty sure evangelizing discordja would be more fun, more effective, and produce less pointless backlash. I've also been bouncing around the idea of a POEE monastery. My friends that were in on my original commune idea aren't down with Eris yet, but going for tax-exempt status is the crassest form of selling out I could think of, even worse than evangelizing in the first place. I don't remotely think it'll happen, but taking a few steps in that direction might be amusing.

PS: Holy verification methods, batshit! How many times do I have to tell this site that I'm not a cabbage, in order to post something?... 3? Where are the other two?

People need to exploit the hell out of the religion exempt status until it's finally repealed. As it should be.

See, this is EXACTLY the sort of Godlessness that has turned Toronto into a third-world nation.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: D351 on August 22, 2015, 04:42:38 AM
I feel thoroughly welcomed.

@Q, I'll be looking into doing some flyering on campus. I've still got to get rid of this massive pile of tochangeeverything.com pamphlets though. What I really want to do is get some legionnaires in suits to hand out flyers while infiltrating the fundies that hand out bibles on campus.

@Hoopla, I think it'd be pretty cool if a whole bunch of different groups started monasterys to get tax-free group housing. While religions shouldn't get special status, I'm also in favor of not giving the gubmint more money. It'd definitely be a win/win combo.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on August 24, 2015, 07:07:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2015, 12:56:07 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2015, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: D351 on August 21, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
Hello. I'm new to these forums. I found out about the Principia about eleven years ago. I don't remember which came first for me (I was reading the things that things I liked mentioned): disinfo.com, chaos magic, the principia, or Illuminatus!. For a couple years, I've been considering trying to evangelize on campus (NMU). Pamphletting for anarchism is fun, but I'm pretty sure evangelizing discordja would be more fun, more effective, and produce less pointless backlash. I've also been bouncing around the idea of a POEE monastery. My friends that were in on my original commune idea aren't down with Eris yet, but going for tax-exempt status is the crassest form of selling out I could think of, even worse than evangelizing in the first place. I don't remotely think it'll happen, but taking a few steps in that direction might be amusing.

PS: Holy verification methods, batshit! How many times do I have to tell this site that I'm not a cabbage, in order to post something?... 3? Where are the other two?

People need to exploit the hell out of the religion exempt status until it's finally repealed. As it should be.

See, this is EXACTLY the sort of Godlessness that has turned Toronto into a third-world nation.

Well, that and me stealing all the water.

I foolishly thought they would want it back... Forgot about bottled water. Hindsight is 20/20, right?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Lament LLC on August 27, 2015, 05:50:11 AM
Nate; scorpio
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: lrevel on August 27, 2015, 06:51:58 AM
Awhile back I googled, "I don't believe in anything". I don't know what I expected but I found a picture of a kindly looking old man that said, "I don't believe anything. Most people, even the educated, think that everybody must believe something or other, that if one is not a theist, one must be a dogmatic atheist, and if one does not think Capitalism is perfect, one must believe fervently in Socialism, and if one does not have blind faith in X, one must alternatively have blind faith in not-X or the reverse of X. My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence." I saved that picture and tucked it away in my hard drive.

I have been volunteering with the so called grassroots organization called the Green Party. I say so called because it is anything but grassroots, on the political spectrum it leans hard left. They fight things that are just impossible at this point in time. A big part of our economy here is our military base and the technology companies they employ; as much as I do not like it or agree with it that is the reality of the city I live in.

Both sides complain that there are apathetic people that do not fight for their rights, but what they are really saying is that there are a lot of people that we can convince to become as dogmatic as we are if only they were stupid enough to believe we have all the answers. Both sides believe they have the answers to everything but the reality is either one getting exactly what they wanted would be the end of our species.

I have come to the belief that as animals, our language and what we deem as consciousness is simply the result of our most primitive but beneficial tool, language. As such, we are literally fighting and killing each other over noises because we are too egotistical as a species to really admit what our language actually is.

I googled the name of that man trying to find more like minded people. Robert Anton Wilson. I found the Principia Discordia, read it, found your forums, and ended up posting here.

I like to live my life by an Alan Watts quote, "I am always sincere, but never serious".

Anyway I don't want to write a essay about how I got here so I figure this will be enough. Hello everyone!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Erebus on August 27, 2015, 02:53:27 PM
Hi, I'm an ideologically incontinent sucker, I embrace ideas too completely too often, but I dump the waste pretty quickly after making a fool of myself. I go psychotic pretty regularly and my experience with the Principia and many of its offshoot memes makes the episodes a bit more fun and tolerable. I might be here for community or I might not, I don't know yet.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2015, 06:11:32 PM
Hello, new people.  Pool's on the roof. 

Nigel is out of town, you are safe from her combat-mockery for the moment.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 27, 2015, 07:02:04 PM
Quote from: lrevel on August 27, 2015, 06:51:58 AM
Both sides complain that there are apathetic people that do not fight for their rights, but what they are really saying is that there are a lot of people that we can convince to become as dogmatic as we are if only they were stupid enough to believe we have all the answers.

Hey new guy, can I steal that sentence for use elsewhere? Because it's awesome.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: lrevel on August 27, 2015, 10:37:01 PM
Yes of course you can!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on August 29, 2015, 01:54:25 AM
I don't like all these new people.

This is a local forum, for local people, there's nothing for you here. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meF7NmfnXZ0).
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Erebus on August 29, 2015, 07:46:48 AM
Too late, you're my wife now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on August 29, 2015, 03:53:32 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on August 30, 2015, 11:47:32 AM
Is that a subpoena, or is it getting hot in here?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on August 30, 2015, 12:50:05 PM
Greetings to the recent arrivals!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Messier Undertree on September 02, 2015, 03:21:27 PM
I am successful money man whom live in Tokyo. Before this I was not so successful drug addict and literal communist whom live in Glasgow.

I may or may not have figured out something since then.

Hi all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on September 02, 2015, 03:24:48 PM
Welcome back!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on September 02, 2015, 03:30:52 PM
 :argh!: He sold us out to the Japanese Red Army.  Cheese it!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on September 03, 2015, 06:38:15 AM
Welcome back Malachite.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Messier Undertree on September 05, 2015, 06:00:21 PM
Familiar faces all round! It's nice to see you guys again.

Quote from: Cain on September 02, 2015, 03:30:52 PM
:argh!: He sold us out to the Japanese Red Army.  Cheese it!
ウラー! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D-Ch5RK4LA)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on September 05, 2015, 06:12:56 PM
I've often thought the Japanese Red Army would have been much better with the presence of tanks and harmonized singing.

Waifus...not so much.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: President Television on September 05, 2015, 06:24:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 05, 2015, 06:12:56 PM
I've often thought the Japanese Red Army would have been much better with the presence of tanks and harmonized singing.

Waifus...not so much.

I mean, that's just because you're waifu a shit.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Messier Undertree on September 05, 2015, 06:29:29 PM
To be honest I don't think I've watched a single cartoon since moving here and the only waifu I care about is 3D but I do have an image to maintain here you know.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2015, 05:22:22 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.

OMG yay! What have you been up to?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2015, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.
Well, we're still here, and we're still terrible.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nast on September 20, 2015, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2015, 05:22:22 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.

OMG yay! What have you been up to?

I finally finished community college and culinary school, and at the moment I'm working on a painting series I'd been wanting to do. I'd be happy to show them here when I'm done!

Mostly I like to divide my time between feeling like I'm failing at young adulthood, and tasty food.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nast on September 20, 2015, 06:15:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2015, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.
Well, we're still here, and we're still terrible.

I know! It's kind of comforting, actually.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on September 20, 2015, 06:32:03 PM
Hi Nast.

Are you still eating that terrible Japanese stuff?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nast on September 20, 2015, 06:53:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2015, 06:32:03 PM
Hi Nast.

Are you still eating that terrible Japanese stuff?

Lol. I think after a certain point I just gave up and made curry instead.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 20, 2015, 09:17:22 PM
Hey person! i'm not sure we were ever properly introduced but you seem interesting! Good for you!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2015, 10:13:24 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2015, 05:22:22 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.

OMG yay! What have you been up to?

I finally finished community college and culinary school, and at the moment I'm working on a painting series I'd been wanting to do. I'd be happy to show them here when I'm done!

Mostly I like to divide my time between feeling like I'm failing at young adulthood, and tasty food.

Well you've succeeded this far, so you can't be failing too hard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 20, 2015, 11:41:18 PM
also, tasty food is always a victory
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nast on September 21, 2015, 12:54:35 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 20, 2015, 09:17:22 PM
Hey person! i'm not sure we were ever properly introduced but you seem interesting! Good for you!

Hello, it's good to meet you too !  :wave: I'm actually pretty boring most of the time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2015, 05:25:35 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 06:15:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2015, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.
Well, we're still here, and we're still terrible.

I know! It's kind of comforting, actually.

Yes, you CAN always go home.  To the slums.

Thomas Hardy:  Only half right.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 21, 2015, 05:36:39 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 20, 2015, 05:53:38 AM
No matter how hard I try to forget this bad, evil place, it continues to haunt me, calling me back for more.

Just popping in to say hi again to you terrible people.

HURRAY NAST IS BACK!!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: roy howard on October 02, 2015, 12:37:15 AM
Just wanted to say hello seeing as I haven't been here for sometime.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Epimetheus on October 11, 2015, 02:37:47 AM
I have an urge to return to this place, and that urge has been gaining momentum.
It's been a long time, so here's a re-introduction off the top of my head.

I'm Epimetheus; I'm a little baby boy of 23 years; I live in California where it's still triple-digits in mid-October and I resent every minute of it; I am working full-time; I am learning Spanish; I like art and music and language and physics and history and learning things in general; I am a college dropout but I am currently working toward a degree; I am very lighthearted but I get serious when it's about decisions that affect others - nonetheless I am generally optimistic, no matter the evidence to the contrary; I have a crush on Discordia even though she is mean to me sometimes.

Sorry about not saying goodbye. I hope it didn't hurt anyone. Here's my hello. Any questions?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 11, 2015, 04:20:58 AM
Hi, new-old guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2015, 04:25:41 AM
Quote from: roy howard on October 02, 2015, 12:37:15 AM
Just wanted to say hello seeing as I haven't been here for sometime.

Welcome back!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2015, 04:26:13 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 11, 2015, 02:37:47 AM
I have an urge to return to this place, and that urge has been gaining momentum.
It's been a long time, so here's a re-introduction off the top of my head.

I'm Epimetheus; I'm a little baby boy of 23 years; I live in California where it's still triple-digits in mid-October and I resent every minute of it; I am working full-time; I am learning Spanish; I like art and music and language and physics and history and learning things in general; I am a college dropout but I am currently working toward a degree; I am very lighthearted but I get serious when it's about decisions that affect others - nonetheless I am generally optimistic, no matter the evidence to the contrary; I have a crush on Discordia even though she is mean to me sometimes.

Sorry about not saying goodbye. I hope it didn't hurt anyone. Here's my hello. Any questions?

Hey there, old new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 11, 2015, 05:33:11 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 11, 2015, 02:37:47 AM
I have an urge to return to this place, and that urge has been gaining momentum.
It's been a long time, so here's a re-introduction off the top of my head.

I'm Epimetheus; I'm a little baby boy of 23 years; I live in California where it's still triple-digits in mid-October and I resent every minute of it; I am working full-time; I am learning Spanish; I like art and music and language and physics and history and learning things in general; I am a college dropout but I am currently working toward a degree; I am very lighthearted but I get serious when it's about decisions that affect others - nonetheless I am generally optimistic, no matter the evidence to the contrary; I have a crush on Discordia even though she is mean to me sometimes.

Sorry about not saying goodbye. I hope it didn't hurt anyone. Here's my hello. Any questions?

Welcome back

also FUCK OFF

How's things?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2015, 05:54:02 AM
What, is this old home week or some shit?

A couple of mass shootings, a war or three, and suddenly everyone wants to come back to Discordia.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 11, 2015, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2015, 05:54:02 AM
What, is this old home week or some shit?

A couple of mass shootings, a war or three, and suddenly everyone wants to come back to Discordia.

:lulz:

I honestly haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about...
:troll:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 11, 2015, 06:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2015, 05:54:02 AM
What, is this old home week or some shit?

A couple of mass shootings, a war or three, and suddenly everyone wants to come back to Discordia.

:lulz:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rembo on October 13, 2015, 03:32:53 PM
Greetings.

I've been lurking around here for some time.
A free time-deficiency has kept me from posting up until now.
Anyways, on to the introduction: I am a 27 year 'old' Beglian dude.
Have been working in kitchens for the past 8/9 years.
I'd mention I'm a bit of a weirdo, but then again, would I be here if I wasn't?

On a final note:
I do not understand why TGRR keeps claiming you're all not 'real discordians',
the blend of rationalism and skepticism which permeates a lot of this board seems, to me,
to be one of the few ways of approaching Discordia without falling into the trap of belief...
(at least. not right away)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2015, 03:35:39 PM
Hi, new guy!

Pool's on the roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 13, 2015, 09:43:24 PM
A BELGIAN?!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 13, 2015, 11:15:38 PM
FUCK BELGIANS.

Hi new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2015, 12:21:24 AM
Quote from: Rembo on October 13, 2015, 03:32:53 PM

the blend of rationalism and skepticism which permeates a lot of this board seems, to me,
to be one of the few ways of approaching Discordia without falling into the trap of belief...
(at least. not right away)

Hey there, new guy! You seem alright. Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2015, 02:28:17 AM
Quote from: Rembo on October 13, 2015, 03:32:53 PM
.
I do not understand why TGRR keeps claiming you're all not 'real discordians',


What, now?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 14, 2015, 02:38:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2015, 02:28:17 AM
Quote from: Rembo on October 13, 2015, 03:32:53 PM
.
I do not understand why TGRR keeps claiming you're all not 'real discordians',


What, now?   :lulz:

I'm guessing he saw some of the "really real discordians (for realness)" stuff, but didn't have the context or realise it was tongue firmly in cheek.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2015, 02:41:57 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2015, 02:38:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2015, 02:28:17 AM
Quote from: Rembo on October 13, 2015, 03:32:53 PM
.
I do not understand why TGRR keeps claiming you're all not 'real discordians',


What, now?   :lulz:

I'm guessing he saw some of the "really real discordians (for realness)" stuff, but didn't have the context or realise it was tongue firmly in cheek.

Or it was when one of the noobs was saying how we weren't proper Discordians and I was agreeing in a "there, there, lil fella" kind of way.

But I am amazed how many intros have some kind of slam aimed at me.  It's nothing new, of course, but I'm not posting nearly as often as I did, so you'd think that would slack off some.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 14, 2015, 03:37:08 AM
Well, we can see what he has to say when he comes back.  I mean, at least he seems to be interested in our sort of Discordianism, so who knows? 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rembo on October 15, 2015, 10:59:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2015, 02:41:57 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2015, 02:38:57 AM

I'm guessing he saw some of the "really real discordians (for realness)" stuff, but didn't have the context or realise it was tongue firmly in cheek.

Or it was when one of the noobs was saying how we weren't proper Discordians and I was agreeing in a "there, there, lil fella" kind of way.

But I am amazed how many intros have some kind of slam aimed at me.  It's nothing new, of course, but I'm not posting nearly as often as I did, so you'd think that would slack off some.


I realized it was more of a way to tell 'em something like: "Dave's not here man, go AWAY!" than anything else. Just kinda rubs me (and not in the nice way) that so many people use this beautiful irreligion as yet another way to put their heads in the highly contaminated sands of belief....


By the by, was that a 'Hackers' reference with the roof? Must be more than 10 years since I last saw that flick... Recently caught 'The Terminator' on the idiot box, and I must say, the 80'ness dripping off the creen like that was a hoot and a half! : :D
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2015, 02:39:25 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13593.0
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2015, 06:58:18 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 15, 2015, 10:59:27 AM

I realized it was more of a way to tell 'em something like: "Dave's not here man, go AWAY!" than anything else. Just kinda rubs me (and not in the nice way) that so many people use this beautiful irreligion as yet another way to put their heads in the highly contaminated sands of belief....


People use this squalid pile of camel shit for any number of reasons.  Some here are theists, some are atheists.  The one thing - the ONLY thing - that can get us to agree on anything is when someone shows up announcing that either theism or atheism is correct and that the opposing view is stupid.  In that case, what we agree on is that the person doing that needs more camel shit.

There are 7.3 billion primates on this planet.  Not only would it be impossible to get them all to share the same reality tunnel, but it would be horrible even to contemplate.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rembo on October 15, 2015, 09:57:08 PM
While I agree that one cannot make a simple value-judgement on the 'atheism-deism' dichotomy,
one can make a distinction, IMHO (H for Humble :p), between say, seventh-day-adventism, and
a more... enlightened deist perspective. Would you agree with that viewpoint?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2015, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 15, 2015, 09:57:08 PM
While I agree that one cannot make a simple value-judgement on the 'atheism-deism' dichotomy,
one can make a distinction, IMHO (H for Humble :p), between say, seventh-day-adventism, and
a more... enlightened deist perspective. Would you agree with that viewpoint?

Nope.  I believe that people should believe whatever they believe.  It's only when they insist that I should believe what they believe that things get messy.  I don't want to tell Muslims or Scientologists what they can believe or not believe, and I'll be fucked if I let anyone tell me what I can or cannot believe.

If Seventh Day Adventists think the cinema is evil, that's entirely up to them.  If they try to shut the cinema down, then they get their turn in the barrel.

THAT BEING SAID:  To mock other people for their beliefs is fine and good.  So long as you don't mind being mocked yourself.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2015, 10:07:07 PM
Don't listen to that filthy ghost-peddler.  There is naught but the screaming void as you shriek yourself to sleep.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 15, 2015, 10:11:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2015, 10:07:07 PM
Don't listen to that filthy ghost-peddler.  There is naught but the screaming void as you shriek yourself to sleep.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2015, 10:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2015, 10:07:07 PM
Don't listen to that filthy ghost-peddler.  There is naught but the screaming void as you shriek yourself to sleep.

Optimist.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 08:49:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2015, 10:03:01 PM

...I believe that people should believe whatever they believe.  It's only when they insist that I should believe what they believe that things get messy....

THAT BEING SAID:  To mock other people for their beliefs is fine and good.  So long as you don't mind being mocked yourself.

I am in agreement with your point concerning anyone's right to believe what they want, as long as they do not try to impose their beliefs upon others.

However, I find it difficult not to assign a higher value to a philosophy (cosmology, view on reality,whatevah) that leaves itself open to differing opinions, and, most of all, to falsification. At the very least over more static and dogmatic worldviews.

I realize that this is just an opinion, and that all 'value' is definined strictly in human terms, yet I am loathe to give it up, for fear of nihilism.

Nihilism doesn't exactly help me be a 'good person'...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 16, 2015, 01:29:06 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 08:49:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2015, 10:03:01 PM

...I believe that people should believe whatever they believe.  It's only when they insist that I should believe what they believe that things get messy....

THAT BEING SAID:  To mock other people for their beliefs is fine and good.  So long as you don't mind being mocked yourself.

I am in agreement with your point concerning anyone's right to believe what they want, as long as they do not try to impose their beliefs upon others.

However, I find it difficult not to assign a higher value to a philosophy (cosmology, view on reality,whatevah) that leaves itself open to differing opinions, and, most of all, to falsification. At the very least over more static and dogmatic worldviews.

I realize that this is just an opinion, and that all 'value' is definined strictly in human terms, yet I am loathe to give it up, for fear of nihilism.

Nihilism doesn't exactly help me be a 'good person'...

It's possible for someone to be just the right fit for a wacky belief, though. The measure of whether a belief is working for a person is literally "is this belief working for them?" If it's making them a colossal douchecanoe, then that shit ain't working. But what makes one person an asshole may be the one thing keeping another asshole from hurting other people.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 02:42:32 PM
Hmm. Interesting thought Q. G. Pennyworth. One I can find myself agreeing with if the definition of 'hurting other people' is broad enough to include, for example, keeping people from information about the world around them. Wether this be by keeping the information from them, or by trying to keep them from developing the mental tools required to obtain or process the info...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 16, 2015, 04:03:21 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 02:42:32 PM
Hmm. Interesting thought Q. G. Pennyworth. One I can find myself agreeing with if the definition of 'hurting other people' is broad enough to include, for example, keeping people from information about the world around them. Wether this be by keeping the information from them, or by trying to keep them from developing the mental tools required to obtain or process the info...

Yeah, if your young earth creationism makes you fuck with school curriculum, that's definitely "douchecanoe" territory.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2015, 06:44:30 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 02:42:32 PM
Hmm. Interesting thought Q. G. Pennyworth. One I can find myself agreeing with if the definition of 'hurting other people' is broad enough to include, for example, keeping people from information about the world around them. Wether this be by keeping the information from them, or by trying to keep them from developing the mental tools required to obtain or process the info...

I believe I made it clear that the moment a person fucks with the life of another person, all the amusing toleration ends.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2015, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 08:49:19 AM

However, I find it difficult not to assign a higher value to a philosophy (cosmology, view on reality,whatevah) that leaves itself open to differing opinions, and, most of all, to falsification.

Belief in god(s) is by definition not falsifiable.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 16, 2015, 07:12:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2015, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 08:49:19 AM

However, I find it difficult not to assign a higher value to a philosophy (cosmology, view on reality,whatevah) that leaves itself open to differing opinions, and, most of all, to falsification.

Belief in god(s) is by definition not falsifiable.

Right, he's saying that he places more value in views that ARE falsifiable.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2015, 07:50:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 16, 2015, 07:12:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2015, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 08:49:19 AM

However, I find it difficult not to assign a higher value to a philosophy (cosmology, view on reality,whatevah) that leaves itself open to differing opinions, and, most of all, to falsification.

Belief in god(s) is by definition not falsifiable.

Right, he's saying that he places more value in views that ARE falsifiable.

Okay, missed that.  But that's what he places value in.  He's implied that some beliefs are acceptable (Deism), and that some beliefs are not (weird shit like 7th Day Adventism, etc). 

What I am trying to say is that beliefs are not chosen from a menu.  People have them or they don't.  My toleration ends when someone feels that their beliefs exceed the rights and choices of another, whether that implies violence, legislation, or social marginalization.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 11:14:20 PM
If I came across as saying that (let's run with the example) 7th day adventism is an unacceptable viewpoint to me, then, my bad.
It unacceptable FOR me  :lol: personally. What they do with their brains is their business.
I wish them nothing but the best.
(which, imo would include a slightly more rational worldview, but hey, that's just me. who gives a damn about my opinion, anyway?)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2015, 12:09:08 AM
Quote from: Rembo on October 16, 2015, 11:14:20 PM
If I came across as saying that (let's run with the example) 7th day adventism is an unacceptable viewpoint to me, then, my bad.
It unacceptable FOR me  :lol: personally. What they do with their brains is their business.
I wish them nothing but the best.
(which, imo would include a slightly more rational worldview, but hey, that's just me. who gives a damn about my opinion, anyway?)

Okay.  Apologies if I misread you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Rembo on October 17, 2015, 12:17:47 AM
None needed! I am quite a bit more thick skinned than that!

Especially in such a mirthful environment!

Nice roof, btw...
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2015, 12:34:48 AM
Quote from: Rembo on October 17, 2015, 12:17:47 AM
None needed! I am quite a bit more thick skinned than that!

Especially in such a mirthful environment!

Nice roof, btw...

I wouldn't know.  I was here long before that prank started.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: thewake on October 22, 2015, 07:26:52 PM
oh

this is where I introduce myself

I'm thewake. I derive my forum handle from Hereward the Wake, who's wikipedia page is very interesting if you're inclined to read it. I'm American, in particularly a Southerner. I'm a senior in college. I will refrain from describing my appearance, as this is not a dating website.

I discovered this site because it has a copy of the principia discordia on it, which I still couldn't make myself read online so I had to order a physical copy. A very interesting book. I was first exposed to the idea of Discordianism when reading Radicals for Capitalism, a history of the modern American libertarian movement. Kerry Thornley (Lord Omar) was apparently somewhat involved in early libertarianism. I read the book quite awhile ago though, and a "serious" interest in discordianism has been piqued rather more recently.

I believe my own intellectual development has prepared me to be receptive to the ideas of Discordianism. I've been an agnostic atheist (closeted, so don't tell my mom ;) ) since I was a junior in high school. I've read some of Camus, and I consider life to probably have no inherent meaning although who really knows?? I'm also a moral subjectivist or something of that sort. I'm an economics major and have been influenced by Friedman as well as the Austrian school. I rather like the Austrian school's emphasis on the limits of human knowledge (applied particularly to economics here) but I wouldn't consider myself one of them. And Alan Watts is really cool to listen to when I'm stoned out of my mind, so there's that. His opinions on death have been very enlightening, as someone who has struggled with coming to terms with the idea of dying and ceasing to exist.

I believe all knowledge is probably provisional, even the knowledge that all things are provisional.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2015, 08:55:00 PM
Not a Keynesian, then?  Any reason, considering the past predictions regarding the current economy?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: thewake on October 22, 2015, 09:49:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 22, 2015, 08:55:00 PM
Not a Keynesian, then?  Any reason, considering the past predictions regarding the current economy?

Macro is a complex subject, as far as I can tell no one school actually has a decent theory that explains the business cycle completely. Probably because it's so damn complex a system.

As far as the framework for doing macroeconomics goes, Milton Friedman famously said "we are all Keynesians now." Not in the sense that he agreed with Keynes's conclusions about government spending, but that the Keynesian revolution had fundamentally transformed the way we've done economics. There's even a term for this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoclassical_synthesis

Practically every economist, barring those from heterodox schools like the Austrians and the Marxists, tend operate within the new neoclassical framework that has absorbed a good portion of Keynesianism as an integral part of the way it studies the world.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 23, 2015, 12:45:14 AM
I don't mean "how business cycles work," and that's something that could be looked into, I mean that predictions from the start of the recession have favored the salt water over the fresh water, using pure numbers.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: thewake on October 23, 2015, 05:07:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2015, 12:45:14 AM
I don't mean "how business cycles work," and that's something that could be looked into, I mean that predictions from the start of the recession have favored the salt water over the fresh water, using pure numbers.

Depends on who's numbers you cite and who's take on them you adhere to, as is often the case in macroecon. Oftentimes the data tells half the story.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2015, 05:52:30 AM
Quote from: thewake on October 23, 2015, 05:07:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2015, 12:45:14 AM
I don't mean "how business cycles work," and that's something that could be looked into, I mean that predictions from the start of the recession have favored the salt water over the fresh water, using pure numbers.

Depends on who's numbers you cite and who's take on them you adhere to, as is often the case in macroecon. Oftentimes the data tells half the story.

Which is to say, it's about as factual as Scientology.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: thewake on October 23, 2015, 06:14:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2015, 05:52:30 AM
Quote from: thewake on October 23, 2015, 05:07:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2015, 12:45:14 AM
I don't mean "how business cycles work," and that's something that could be looked into, I mean that predictions from the start of the recession have favored the salt water over the fresh water, using pure numbers.

Depends on who's numbers you cite and who's take on them you adhere to, as is often the case in macroecon. Oftentimes the data tells half the story.

Which is to say, it's about as factual as Scientology.

That's one conclusion you could come to, and there definitely is a misuse of empirical data that goes on in econ. Economists should be more willing to say "I don't know," but too many times they think they're smarter than they really are. It is the "dismal science," after all!

Of course, I'm rather proud of that moniker...
http://economics.about.com/od/economics-basics/a/Economics-As-The-Dismal-Science.htm
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on December 08, 2015, 02:42:40 PM
My greetings and felicitations, Discordians,

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Gray Area of the, uhh ... Gray Area. I'm just another spiritual thrillseeker, idly poking roadkill with a stick around  – Oh look, something shiny!

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on December 08, 2015, 02:45:33 PM
Sorry about that.

Anyway, greetings and felicitations, once again, Discordians,

As I was starting to say, I'm just another spiritual thrillseeker, idly poking roadkill with a stick around the Fifth Traffic Circle of the Road to Enlightenment.

Early in my journey, I revered the Dark Gods of Internal Combustion. But, those new, drunken hordes of lemming-like, NASCAR roundy-rounders ruined it for me. 

Foster may still love me, but he don't call, he don't write, he don't drop by. Nothin'. So, this lonesome boy has changed his cotton-pickin' mind and is long gone down the road, as far as the Fifth Traffic Circle.

I admit, I did contemplate applying for membership in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But hey, it's bad enough the satellite dish crashes the TV during lightning storms. I'm carrying way too much karmic debt to risk sitting around with a metal colander on my head, just daring the Fates to garnish it all in one fell bolt.

The Church of the SubGenius did catch my attention, but those rip-offs want $ 35.00 (plus postage) for "Salvation/Membership/Ordainment". Hell, I got my original ordination 'n for nothing, and only paid like $ 10.00 more for both my Ph.D. Metaphysics and my Sainthood Certificate!

And, of course, who hasn't been attracted to Satanism at one time or another? But let's be honest, Satanism is derivative (Or is it antiderivative? I can never get them straight.) at best, not that there's anything wrong with it, and hopelessly bourgeoisie in the twenty-first century. 

The Church of the Latter-day Dude caught my short little span of attention for, uhh ... a short little span. But, it dawned on me that they'd expect me to watch The Big Lebowski for the first time, which I steadfastly refuse to do. That movie was just a ginormous marketing campaign attempting to ride in on the coattails of the Monica Lewinsky Scandal. And, I don't care that the ginormous marketing campaign actually worked! As far as I'm concerned, that movie can keep on truckin'.

So, by the process of elimination ...

May the fnord be with you,

Gray Area








Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 08, 2015, 04:53:16 PM
Hi there, new guy!


Pool's on the roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 08, 2015, 05:35:43 PM
Jeez it's an introduction not a life story. But nice to meet you. Welcome to the shack. Don't try to fit in, and make sure to ignore the drama. There's good stuff here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ziegejunge on December 08, 2015, 07:52:42 PM
Hello!

I've been lurking around here a while and finally decided to interact. Nothing I'm aware of compelled me; it just felt like time.

Maybe it's Afflux moving me. Who knows? This season of Aftermath is strong for me, having lost my dad to cancer this past June, and now completing the transition from one ERP system to another where I work. I'm ready for a new season of Discord. I'm ready to let go of things that will cling to me for the rest of my life anyway.

Life is beautiful and weird. Many Discordians I've met have developed a talent for looking past life's elements of fear, uncertainty, and doubt, and are able to appreciate the beauty and weirdness underscoring it all.

I'm already a part of that dialogue, like it or not. I guess I may as well own it.

Are there any lifeguards on duty up there on the roof?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 08, 2015, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on December 08, 2015, 07:52:42 PM
Are there any lifeguards on duty up there on the roof?


Only if you know how to use a fire extinguisher, and can handle yourself in a servo unit and broadsword.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2015, 08:21:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2015, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on December 08, 2015, 07:52:42 PM
Are there any lifeguards on duty up there on the roof?


Only if you know how to use a fire extinguisher, and can handle yourself in a servo unit and broadsword.

This guy is nessie-nait. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2015, 04:10:09 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on December 08, 2015, 02:42:40 PM
My greetings and felicitations, Discordians,

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Gray Area of the, uhh ... Gray Area. I'm just another spiritual thrillseeker, idly poking roadkill with a stick around  – Oh look, something shiny!

Hey there, new guy.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on December 10, 2015, 12:12:12 PM
Thanks for the greetings, Discordians,

I now see how your post numbering system works, and have taken the time to plow trough this entire thread. It appears that a lot of new people introduce themselves, make a few posts, and are never heard from again. What's with that? Sockpuppets? Fear? What?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 10, 2015, 12:15:34 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on December 10, 2015, 12:12:12 PM
Thanks for the greetings, Discordians,

I now see how your post numbering system works, and have taken the time to plow trough this entire thread. It appears that a lot of new people introduce themselves, make a few posts, and are never heard from again. What's with that? Sockpuppets? Fear? What?

We eat them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on December 10, 2015, 12:18:17 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 10, 2015, 12:15:34 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on December 10, 2015, 12:12:12 PM
Thanks for the greetings, Discordians,

I now see how your post numbering system works, and have taken the time to plow trough this entire thread. It appears that a lot of new people introduce themselves, make a few posts, and are never heard from again. What's with that? Sockpuppets? Fear? What?

We eat them.

Thanks, I didn't know you were humanitarians. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 10, 2015, 03:33:51 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on December 10, 2015, 12:12:12 PM
Thanks for the greetings, Discordians,

I now see how your post numbering system works, and have taken the time to plow trough this entire thread. It appears that a lot of new people introduce themselves, make a few posts, and are never heard from again. What's with that? Sockpuppets? Fear? What?

To be honest, most of them don't like the way we do our DiscordiaTM.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 12, 2015, 11:57:52 PM
I haven't been checking the introductions, so I'll just address this generally:

FUCK OFF.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 13, 2015, 12:25:38 AM
Thats mean. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on December 13, 2015, 08:07:18 AM
It's entirely like this: how we misperceive the management.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on December 13, 2015, 11:38:50 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on December 12, 2015, 11:57:52 PM
I haven't been checking the introductions, so I'll just address this generally:

FUCK OFF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qdFLPn30dvQ
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on December 13, 2015, 03:39:58 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on December 13, 2015, 11:38:50 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on December 12, 2015, 11:57:52 PM
I haven't been checking the introductions, so I'll just address this generally:

FUCK OFF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qdFLPn30dvQ

Yeah, but we use Guinea worms instead of a paddle. You have to REALLY want another Guinea worm bruh.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Even Raw Interior Noise on December 15, 2015, 06:01:10 AM
Hello

You may call me ERINN. The ERIN is my name and the N is a honorific which stands for nothing.

I am very very new. I came upon the Principia Discordia approximately 10 minutes ago and found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well. Then I found these forums, and you all seemed like decent people worthy of wasting my time on. Since I already have too many things to do, I thought I'd add this.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2015, 06:10:01 AM
Hello and welcome and stuff.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Meunster on December 15, 2015, 06:10:50 AM
Ey welcome new guy. These people are pretty worthy to waste time on.

Where'd you find out about us? Jw
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on December 15, 2015, 06:46:45 AM
Quote from: Even Raw Interior Noise on December 15, 2015, 06:01:10 AM
Hello

You may call me ERINN. The ERIN is my name and the N is a honorific which stands for nothing.

I am very very new. I came upon the Principia Discordia approximately 10 minutes ago and found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well. Then I found these forums, and you all seemed like decent people worthy of wasting my time on. Since I already have too many things to do, I thought I'd add this.

Hi there, newer guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2015, 02:04:18 PM
I've always thought Erin was a nice name.  Welcome.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2015, 08:00:31 PM
Quote from: Even Raw Interior Noise on December 15, 2015, 06:01:10 AM
Hello

You may call me ERINN. The ERIN is my name and the N is a honorific which stands for nothing.

I am very very new. I came upon the Principia Discordia approximately 10 minutes ago and found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well. Then I found these forums, and you all seemed like decent people worthy of wasting my time on. Since I already have too many things to do, I thought I'd add this.

Hello, you seem all right. Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cuddlefish on December 15, 2015, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: Even Raw Interior Noise on December 15, 2015, 06:01:10 AM
I[...]found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well.

It's a trap.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on December 15, 2015, 09:45:02 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 15, 2015, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: Even Raw Interior Noise on December 15, 2015, 06:01:10 AM
I[...]found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well.

It's a trap.

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/ExoMani/Admiral%20Ackbar%20-%20Legit.jpg) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/ExoMani/media/Admiral%20Ackbar%20-%20Legit.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Way Of The Burnt Rim on January 19, 2016, 09:45:00 PM
Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2016, 10:11:36 PM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Way Of The Burnt Rim on January 19, 2016, 10:54:48 PM
Hey there, old guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on January 19, 2016, 11:15:40 PM
Quote from: The Way Of The Burnt Rim on January 19, 2016, 09:45:00 PM
Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

One presumes this is some kind of big truck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE)?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Nast on January 19, 2016, 11:39:26 PM
Hello new person! There are no real people here, only crustracean-shaped horrors.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Way Of The Burnt Rim on January 19, 2016, 11:54:12 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 19, 2016, 11:39:26 PM
Hello new person! There are no real people here, only crustracean-shaped horrors.

This sounds like my kind of party

And yes, I did indeed come here via a series of tubes which I do not understand
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on January 20, 2016, 12:07:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 19, 2016, 11:15:40 PM
Quote from: The Way Of The Burnt Rim on January 19, 2016, 09:45:00 PM
Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

One presumes this is some kind of big truck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE)?

:lulz: :lulz: made my evening! Bar was pretty low at this point but thanks!


Welcome new person. Pool's on the roof. Stay away from the basement if you hear a singing sound. I just don't want to clean up another mess.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Brother Mythos on January 20, 2016, 01:21:14 AM
Quote from: The Way Of The Burnt Rim on January 19, 2016, 09:45:00 PM
Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

Welcome, newer being!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2016, 02:08:23 AM
Hello, entity!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ziegejunge on January 20, 2016, 07:41:24 PM
Grievings and salivations!

Er...um..I mean...

Greetings and salutations!

(Or whichever you prefer)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on February 04, 2016, 12:51:55 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 19, 2016, 11:15:40 PM
Quote from: The Way Of The Burnt Rim on January 19, 2016, 09:45:00 PM
Hello.
After many centuries lurking on this earth, most recently as a virtual Wight traversing the internet, I have inexplicably decided to attempt to make contact with the 'Real People'. After about an hour on this part of the web, I have realised that this is a silly place to start looking. Regardless, my internet vessel is out of fuel, so...

Hello.

One presumes this is some kind of big truck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE)?

I'd have assumed it was some kind of tube, myself.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Deadbear21 on March 11, 2016, 07:22:16 AM
Introducing.....DeadBear
Charmer, Man about town, Doc.
Yours Faithfully,
COI DeadBear, PFC   
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on March 11, 2016, 09:18:31 AM
Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2016, 01:17:39 PM
Hi, new entity!

The pool can be found on the roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: goodlittlewolf on March 11, 2016, 09:22:50 PM
I am new on here im excited to be here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2016, 09:32:52 PM
Hey there, new guys!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Max Blyss on March 17, 2016, 04:15:46 AM
Howzitgoin?  Looks like there's some real loose nuts around here, which is good.  I'm just a garden variety weirdo with a reefer problem and a little too much reading under my belt...  Only recently discovered Discordianism, figured I'd check out the forum attatched to the actual fucking book's website, as Facebook seems to be fraught with peril in regards to finding folks who aren't just looking for an excuse to misbehave.

I generally don't like folks who think they need an excuse.

Anyway, howdy...  May we look forward to irritating each other!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 17, 2016, 12:23:23 PM
Hi, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 17, 2016, 01:02:41 PM
Hey new person!

pool's on the roof, propaganda's in the propaganda section, Big Words are over in projects because fucked if I know.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 17, 2016, 05:41:48 PM
Hello there, new guy!

I see we have a fair accumulation of new guys happening. This strikes me as good.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Max Blyss on March 18, 2016, 12:41:26 AM
Howdy right back at y'all.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Deadbear21 on March 18, 2016, 04:48:04 AM
Aloha other new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM
Buenas noches, mein Freunds,

I've always been bad at introductions.  Feel free to skip this one and do something else.

There are a few things which inform my outlook, and may become apparent at some point in time; primarily, fifteen years of my life has been spent in and out of Buddhist monasteries preparing for monastic ordination.  Then I found myself in Washington, D.C., and have realized that there's...just...so much crazy.  So much.  I've since revised my belief system to include some beliefs that seem likely.  Namely:

1. Someone is pulling strings somewhere, and often it results in itchiness.
2. This someone is almost certainly not completely (or even mostly) benevolent.
3. This someone is obviously playing practical jokes on us at the macro and micro level.
4. Any religion that prohibits wine and/or whisky is not a religion for me.

So...Discordianism. 

I'm looking forward to getting to know you all.

May you not be lulled into a false sense of security,

M.I.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on March 22, 2016, 01:36:05 AM
Hello, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 22, 2016, 02:23:25 AM
Hey new guy! This is relevant to your interests: http://imgur.com/UggpMHX
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 22, 2016, 12:13:17 PM
Hello, entity!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2016, 04:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

1. Someone is pulling strings somewhere,

Assumes facts not in evidence.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on March 22, 2016, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

2. This someone is almost certainly not completely (or even mostly) benevolent.


Promulgates false dichotomies.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mundus Imbroglio on March 23, 2016, 12:25:51 AM
Hello C an' S, Pennyworth, LMNO, Roger, and Lucifer,

Thank you for the welcome.

Quote from: LuciferX on March 22, 2016, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

2. This someone is almost certainly not completely (or even mostly) benevolent.


Promulgates false dichotomies.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2016, 04:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

1. Someone is pulling strings somewhere,

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Thank you for your consideration.

May your days be interesting,

M.I.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2016, 02:57:33 AM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 23, 2016, 12:25:51 AM
Hello C an' S, Pennyworth, LMNO, Roger, and Lucifer,

Thank you for the welcome.

Quote from: LuciferX on March 22, 2016, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

2. This someone is almost certainly not completely (or even mostly) benevolent.


Promulgates false dichotomies.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2016, 04:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

1. Someone is pulling strings somewhere,

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Thank you for your consideration.

May your days be interesting,

M.I.

My days are a litany of despair, they're so interesting.  Every day, you should thank the uncaring void that you don't have to endure the stark daily horror of being The Good Reverend Roger.

I do that sorta shit so good folks like you don't have to.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 23, 2016, 03:30:47 AM
Goddamnit, I didn't become a Discordian so that new people could show up and CHANGE things!


GET LOST, NERDS
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2016, 04:06:53 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on March 23, 2016, 12:03:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2016, 02:57:33 AM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 23, 2016, 12:25:51 AM
Hello C an' S, Pennyworth, LMNO, Roger, and Lucifer,

Thank you for the welcome.

Quote from: LuciferX on March 22, 2016, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

2. This someone is almost certainly not completely (or even mostly) benevolent.


Promulgates false dichotomies.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2016, 04:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mundus Imbroglio on March 22, 2016, 01:34:00 AM

1. Someone is pulling strings somewhere,

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Thank you for your consideration.

May your days be interesting,

M.I.

My days are a litany of despair, they're so interesting.  Every day, you should thank the uncaring void that you don't have to endure the stark daily horror of being The Good Reverend Roger.

I do that sorta shit so good folks like you don't have to.

Truly, we are blessed.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on March 23, 2016, 08:38:34 PM
I trust that by attracting the powers that be, Mondus Imbroglio :) will find what it is looking for.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Acuddle on July 21, 2016, 11:26:35 AM
D'oh, somehow missed that post ! (https://smileys.surlatoile.org/repository/Divers/0047.gif)

Hi, I'm Alban and I live in a town in south France, near Toulouse.
Studied statistics, but didn't find any job, and now I am babysitting an non-profit organization about mentally disabled people producing a monthly podcast broadcasted on radio, was even recruited at some point as tech support.
I was autistic since I was a kid, and believe I encountered fairies who healed me by some sort of surgery. Psychiatrists were baffled, as it's supposed to be incurable but was curing itself anyway.

I was interested in the occult when I was a teenager, and found the Principia in my searches. I really liked it and its "spirit", and lamented the obsessional orderliness of my mind and its incapacity of generating uncontrolled amounts of chaotic thoughts. :sad:

During by statistics studies, I discovered moe-anime and started writing philosophical articles, piecing together a philosophy made of Spinoza's Ethics, moe concepts and the Principia (I'll put it on in Bring and Brag soon~), and happily embraced (some kind of) Erisian faith.
The disillusion of studying for nothing and five years of job seeking gave me depression, so I'm lacking motivation, all the time.
I was trained to deejay two years ago which, lately, gave me had the curious idea of mashing up music (https://soundcloud.com/acuddle) despite my total lack of musical (and other artistical) sense. At least I get to mix and make adorable cover arts !

I also like roleplaying, enjoying playing priest in D&D and starting to assemble Call of Cthulhu-like scenarios :transmet: (in a homebrew mixed universe between CoC, World of Darkness and other things).

And that'll be all.
Hail Discordia, and hi to you all ! (Discordia in drops is also good.)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on July 21, 2016, 03:12:00 PM
Hi, new person. I like your enthusiastic use of post formatting.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on July 21, 2016, 05:35:10 PM
Hey, guy. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: CBXTN on July 31, 2016, 05:27:36 AM
I'm gonna formally introduce myself since I'm a bit more than a Zoophilia Advocate;

My name is Cbxtn (pronounced ceh-BASH-chin). Synchronistically, after St. Sebastian. Most of my friends know me as Baxton ("peace town" [paxton]), and my family knows me as Alexander (I'm going through the alphabet [I have my eyes set on Daxamander after I've finished the tasks of Cbxtn {ZYXONAN here I come}]).

I've been familiar with Discordianism since college, but never got involved in the community (until now). I'm a highly spiritual person and believe in a divinely ineffable entity which encompasses all things. I used to call my practice Philoepistemontolosophy, but then I changed it to Hypo-Gnosticism. Recently, I saw the the beauty and truth in Christianity and the words of brother Yeshua, so now I call my practice Venereal Christianity. Venus Christ is the Gentle Unseen Hand that is within us all. Remember, Venus and Eris are sisters and are two halves of the same coin.

I'm a monk and I'm traveling across the U.S. writing a book of poetry and other stuff. Currently heading to Chicago. Let me know if you wanna have a conversational beverage with me ^_^ . I've never hitchhiked but I've always wanted to.

Additionally, I'm in the process of forming an anarchist monastery called The Martyrs of the Holy Nameless. There are about three of us, and each are doing our own thing. Really, it is a decentralized monastic collective which spiritually affirms each persons individual practice. We practice self-denial and unconditional giving as a way of building peace.

All in all, I am seeking to connect with other absurdist anarchic thinkers. It is true - we plant the subtle seeds of confusion, and from those seeds grow the Revolution (as in, to revolve, or circulate, circulation, like breathing).

(Also, I'm seeking Professor Cramulus. How can I find him?)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: trix on July 31, 2016, 06:24:00 AM
Did you check under the fridge?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: CBXTN on July 31, 2016, 06:28:01 AM
I just did, but no luck :/
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 31, 2016, 06:51:38 AM
Quote from: CBXTN on July 31, 2016, 05:27:36 AM

(Also, I'm seeking Professor Cramulus. How can I find him?)

You find him on Facebook or the IRC channel. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 31, 2016, 05:09:24 PM
This is why I don't sign my work.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 01, 2016, 04:20:32 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 31, 2016, 05:09:24 PM
This is why I don't sign my work.

But then you'd get PMs like I get PMs.

Speaking of which, I have like 30 saved up and I should get on that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Balthazar the Concerned on October 05, 2016, 01:12:30 PM
Hey guys!

I'm Balthazar and I'm from Idaho, the potato capital of the world. When I'm not meat-puppeting for the man I try to make sense of things. I have failed miserably in this regard. It really could be turtles all the way down. I knew about Discordianism way too early to appreciate it and read the Principia Discordia embarrassingly late. Eris shouted something into my ears but I've the metaphorical cotton shoved too far in there to hear, now I'm in search of the metaphorical tweezers to pull it out.

The wise man Douglas Adams once said:  "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

I've been so much of a make-sense-of-things-aholic that I forgot to stop and smell the roses. I need a support group or something. I'll happily settle for something.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 05, 2016, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Balthazar the Concerned on October 05, 2016, 01:12:30 PM
Hey guys!

I'm Balthazar and I'm from Idaho, the potato capital of the world. When I'm not meat-puppeting for the man I try to make sense of things. I have failed miserably in this regard. It really could be turtles all the way down. I knew about Discordianism way too early to appreciate it and read the Principia Discordia embarrassingly late. Eris shouted something into my ears but I've the metaphorical cotton shoved too far in there to hear, now I'm in search of the metaphorical tweezers to pull it out.

The wise man Douglas Adams once said:  "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

I've been so much of a make-sense-of-things-aholic that I forgot to stop and smell the roses. I need a support group or something. I'll happily settle for something.

You better not be eyeballing my metaphorical tweezers.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 05, 2016, 07:31:16 PM
Hey new guy! You present yourself as someone who is moderately unshitty, I hope you live up to that  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ziegejunge on October 05, 2016, 11:46:23 PM
This is a fine place indeed for moderately unshitty people. Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Little Red Riding Hood on October 06, 2016, 04:07:25 AM
Hello! I'm Little Red Riding Hood. I used to lurk here long ago. You guys showed me some cool stuff, and I want to share some of my writings with other humans, so here I am.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Trivial on October 06, 2016, 04:46:55 AM
Quote from: Little Red Riding Hood on October 06, 2016, 04:07:25 AM
Hello! I'm Little Red Riding Hood. I used to lurk here long ago. You guys showed me some cool stuff, and I want to share some of my writings with other humans, so here I am.
Hello!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2016, 04:24:33 PM
Hello, new people! Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 01:24:58 AM
Hello Discordians.  I like Discordia and I like Eris too. I'm looking forward to discussing things with other Discordians. Thank you. :cheers:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: POFP on October 09, 2016, 01:46:11 AM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 01:24:58 AM
I'm looking forward to discussing things with other Discordians.

You just missed'em. They went... [that way]!



You see, you've found the Cow (Chao?). This is where things are chewed, digested a little, thrown up, and chewed and digested again. I hope you've found what you're looking for!

Pool's closed on account of The Tentacle-Faced Mistress. But it's on the roof if you're brave enough.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 02:05:36 AM
Quote from: Fernando The Poo, Hole of Ass on October 09, 2016, 01:46:11 AM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 01:24:58 AM
I'm looking forward to discussing things with other Discordians.

You just missed'em. They went... [that way]!



You see, you've found the Cow (Chao?). This is where things are chewed, digested a little, thrown up, and chewed and digested again. I hope you've found what you're looking for!

Pool's closed on account of The Tentacle-Faced Mistress. But it's on the roof if you're brave enough.

Cows are near and dear to me. Have you seen the movie Hackers? Your pool reference reminds me of that. Are you a poet? You have a way with words. Anyhow, nice to meet you Fernando.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 09, 2016, 04:12:17 AM
Quote from: Fernando The Poo, Hole of Ass on October 09, 2016, 01:46:11 AM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 01:24:58 AM
I'm looking forward to discussing things with other Discordians.

You just missed'em. They went... [that way]!



You see, you've found the Cow (Chao?). This is where things are chewed, digested a little, thrown up, and chewed and digested again. I hope you've found what you're looking for!

Pool's closed on account of The Tentacle-Faced Mistress. But it's on the roof if you're brave enough.

It's FINE. Those babies at the EPA don't know what they're talking about. A little hydrofluoric acid is good for the complexion.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2016, 04:21:00 AM
Hello, new person! We're not so bad around here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 04:24:05 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2016, 04:21:00 AM
Hello, new person! We're not so bad around here.

Hello. I got that impression. I am intrigued by the rhetorical style of the posters here. It's colorful to say the least.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: POFP on October 09, 2016, 01:39:29 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 02:05:36 AM
Quote from: Fernando The Poo, Hole of Ass on October 09, 2016, 01:46:11 AM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 01:24:58 AM
I'm looking forward to discussing things with other Discordians.

You just missed'em. They went... [that way]!



You see, you've found the Cow (Chao?). This is where things are chewed, digested a little, thrown up, and chewed and digested again. I hope you've found what you're looking for!

Pool's closed on account of The Tentacle-Faced Mistress. But it's on the roof if you're brave enough.

Cows are near and dear to me. Have you seen the movie Hackers? Your pool reference reminds me of that. Are you a poet? You have a way with words. Anyhow, nice to meet you Fernando.

I have not seen the movie Hackers, but now I want to.

I wouldn't consider myself a poet, but I enjoy writing. I rarely do it, however. I appreciate the compliment :)
Nice to meet you, too.

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 09, 2016, 04:12:17 AM
Quote from: Fernando The Poo, Hole of Ass on October 09, 2016, 01:46:11 AM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 01:24:58 AM
I'm looking forward to discussing things with other Discordians.

You just missed'em. They went... [that way]!



You see, you've found the Cow (Chao?). This is where things are chewed, digested a little, thrown up, and chewed and digested again. I hope you've found what you're looking for!

Pool's closed on account of The Tentacle-Faced Mistress. But it's on the roof if you're brave enough.

It's FINE. Those babies at the EPA don't know what they're talking about. A little hydrofluoric acid is good for the complexion.

But we made the pool itself out of glass to appease the rich, art snobs...


I stand corrected, new guy. The pool is no longer on the roof. The top floor is now the pool. Tomorrow, the pool will be the basement.


Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 09, 2016, 04:12:17 AM
It's FINE. Those babies at the EPA don't know what they're talking about. A little hydrofluoric acid is good for the complexion.

Also, newsfeed?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 10, 2016, 06:24:42 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 04:24:05 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2016, 04:21:00 AM
Hello, new person! We're not so bad around here.

Hello. I got that impression. I am intrigued by the rhetorical style of the posters here. It's colorful to say the least.

Nothing but unbiased, unvarnished, pure and horribly wholesome truth here.

Please disclose your sins and petty grudges for the official record.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 06:30:05 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 10, 2016, 06:24:42 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 09, 2016, 04:24:05 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2016, 04:21:00 AM
Hello, new person! We're not so bad around here.

Hello. I got that impression. I am intrigued by the rhetorical style of the posters here. It's colorful to say the least.

Nothing but unbiased, unvarnished, pure and horribly wholesome truth here.

Please disclose your sins and petty grudges for the official record.

Hahaha. My greatest sin? I got the message but didn't hang up the phone.

My biggest grudge is against existential horror. It is quite inferior to metaphysical and ontological horror.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2016, 06:40:40 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 06:30:05 PM


My biggest grudge is against existential horror. It is quite inferior to metaphysical and ontological horror.

This is wrong and you are a bad person.  And you should feel bad.

Nothing metaphysical can possibly match up to the daily, grinding horror that is being The Good Reverend Roger.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2016, 06:40:40 PM
Nothing metaphysical can possibly match up to the daily, grinding horror that is being The Good Reverend Roger.

How about when FNORDS cross that boundary? Then you can become The Good Reverend Roger with FNORDS which simultaneously exist and don't exist buried in the brain? Admittedly, that can make things more hilarious.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2016, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2016, 06:40:40 PM
Nothing metaphysical can possibly match up to the daily, grinding horror that is being The Good Reverend Roger.

How about when FNORDS cross that boundary? Then you can become The Good Reverend Roger with FNORDS which simultaneously exist and don't exist buried in the brain? Admittedly, that can make things more hilarious.

I can't see Fnords, therefore they cannot hurt me. 

It's worth mentioning that we ran the fnords joke into the ground in 2003.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2016, 08:12:28 PM
I can't see Fnords, therefore they cannot hurt me. 

It's worth mentioning that we ran the fnords joke into the ground in 2003.

That's good to know. Unfortunately I perceive things which may as well be called fnords. My namesake points to my approach in dealing with whatever-you'd-like-to-call-them, besides the ever generic "insanity" or "you-need-a-professional".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 10, 2016, 09:21:01 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2016, 08:12:28 PM
I can't see Fnords, therefore they cannot hurt me. 

It's worth mentioning that we ran the fnords joke into the ground in 2003.

That's good to know. Unfortunately I perceive things which may as well be called fnords. My namesake points to my approach in dealing with whatever-you'd-like-to-call-them, besides the ever generic "insanity" or "you-need-a-professional".

"Machine Elves".  That's a good name.  I'd go with that.

It'll also drive Alex Jones even crazier, so there's no actual downside.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 09:46:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2016, 09:21:01 PM
"Machine Elves".  That's a good name.  I'd go with that.

It'll also drive Alex Jones even crazier, so there's no actual downside.

Wow. I knew he had feelings about globalism and Sandy Hook, but never about DMT and the machine elves.

https://youtu.be/0BKzuzjjCro

This video really brightened my day. Thanks Cain. Can't say I've encountered sentient beings in all my madness, but I understand how people could suspect they have, considering there's not much social infrastructure or protocol for dealing with these types of affairs.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 10, 2016, 09:52:56 PM
If you enjoyed that, you have to check out the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqOC-G_Qqw
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 10, 2016, 10:00:37 PM
I've just forwarded that to a friend who likes EDM. There  might be a trap remix hitting the Tampa underground scene before long
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 18, 2016, 06:28:25 PM
Hello, new people!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on October 18, 2016, 08:14:56 PM
Hello.  Just a friendly reminder that the machine elves just work there, there is nothing "mechanical" about them.  Really thought I needed to clear that up, because last time.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 18, 2016, 11:44:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2016, 09:52:56 PM
If you enjoyed that, you have to check out the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqOC-G_Qqw

Just wanted to note that this video is fucking amazing. Lost my shit as soon as glow stick hitler appeared.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: NeonWytch on October 20, 2016, 03:43:26 PM
Hello, I'm just another youngin' seeking enlightenment from some foagie religion from the late 60s.

Why Discordism? Because Subgenius has a membership fee.
Also, I feel like I've had a lot more "ah-ha" moments reading through this forum than not reading through this forum.

Of course, the age of this forum (what with it's injokes and gelled friendships and community) make it a bit intimidating, but I hope at some point I'll be able to provide some kind of vaguely fresh (Or at least appetizingly musty) content.

I'm an artist, dominatrix, and astronomy major. I might be human, but it's hard for a cabbage to look at itself what with the lack of a neck to crane.

On occasion I culture jam, but not regularly enough for it to do anything but make someone's day weirder and give myself a giggle. I'm very effective at being ineffective at real change. I'm also very angry all the time, and I'm hoping I can learn how to laugh more in the face of the frothing churning madness I see every time I step out my door. 
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on October 20, 2016, 04:15:52 PM
Welcome! Sounds like you are in the right place.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: MithridatesXXIII on October 20, 2016, 04:20:22 PM
Cool avatar NeonWytch
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2016, 04:22:31 PM
Heya, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: NeonWytch on October 20, 2016, 04:56:05 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 20, 2016, 04:20:22 PM
Cool avatar NeonWytch
Quote from: Xaz on October 20, 2016, 04:15:52 PM
Welcome! Sounds like you are in the right place.
Quote from: LMNO on October 20, 2016, 04:22:31 PM
Heya, new person!


Thank ya kindly for the greetings, frienderinos!

It's kinda odd, actually talking to you people (Mostly just Xaz and LMNO, no offense Mithradates). I spent a lot of the time that the mods took to finalize my registration sifting through old threads, and so I've spent a large portion of the last 48 hours reading about you guyses misadventures like some kind of surreal, orange shitting, meme-spewing, screamy, early-to-mid 2000s version of the Adventures of Amir Hamza.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 05:40:30 PM
I have a good feeling about this one!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 20, 2016, 05:41:01 PM
You know the drill then, please state horrible mental deficiencies and prejudices for the class.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: NeonWytch on October 20, 2016, 06:20:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 20, 2016, 05:41:01 PM
You know the drill then, please state horrible mental deficiencies and prejudices for the class.
Mental deficiencies? Well, I have a bad case of degeneracy (Specifically the tranny kind), but the chemo has been effective in treating it.

As far as prejudices go, I have a seething hatred towards the people who sift through my trash at night trying to dig up dirt on me.
Jokes on them, the only thing I throw away is praise and microwave dinners that I decided I hadn't quite grown desperate enough to eat after cooking them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 20, 2016, 06:27:03 PM
Appreciated, will update your file accordingly.

3 points for going for more than a couple of posts without screaming racism, it's a refreshing change.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: NeonWytch on October 20, 2016, 06:42:52 PM
Is that screaming racist things, accusing people of racism, or some strange mix of both?

Have the last few newbies been that bad? :sad:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2016, 07:27:21 PM
Somehow, Discordia has been discovered by the alt-right, and they made their own little nest.

I mean sure, everyone's a discordian, and we all have our own Discordia, but that doesn't mean I want to have dinner with them.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 20, 2016, 08:00:11 PM
It's around 2 in every 5 or so that are just batshit insane and have a serious grudge against "Those people".

They usually start a couple of posts after I say hello which is why I mainly leave it to others now.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2016, 08:18:28 PM
To be fair, it's probably you.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 20, 2016, 09:57:49 PM
I can't disagree.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on October 20, 2016, 10:29:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2016, 09:52:56 PM
If you enjoyed that, you have to check out the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqOC-G_Qqw

What even is this?  What the fuck?  Why is anything?  People are amazing sometimes.  :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 20, 2016, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: NeonWytch on October 20, 2016, 04:56:05 PM
Quote from: MithridatesXXIII on October 20, 2016, 04:20:22 PM
Cool avatar NeonWytch
Quote from: Xaz on October 20, 2016, 04:15:52 PM
Welcome! Sounds like you are in the right place.
Quote from: LMNO on October 20, 2016, 04:22:31 PM
Heya, new person!


Thank ya kindly for the greetings, frienderinos!

It's kinda odd, actually talking to you people (Mostly just Xaz and LMNO, no offense Mithradates). I spent a lot of the time that the mods took to finalize my registration sifting through old threads, and so I've spent a large portion of the last 48 hours reading about you guyses misadventures like some kind of surreal, orange shitting, meme-spewing, screamy, early-to-mid 2000s version of the Adventures of Amir Hamza.

Sorry.  We had to test you for rabies. But you're not frothing at the mouth, so you're probably not infected.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cain on October 20, 2016, 11:25:05 PM
Quote from: Freeky on October 20, 2016, 10:29:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2016, 09:52:56 PM
If you enjoyed that, you have to check out the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqOC-G_Qqw

What even is this?  What the fuck?  Why is anything?  People are amazing sometimes.  :lol:

It's Alex Jones, explaining how the Illuminati use the DMT.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:11:38 AM
The two spags did their thing in the late Fifties.

This pedantry has been brought to you by Shut Up, the Journal of American Horrorology™.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: NeonWytch on October 21, 2016, 03:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:11:38 AM
The two spags did their thing in the late Fifties.

This pedantry has been brought to you by Shut Up, the Journal of American Horrorology™.
Fuck.
Time to commit sudoku. 
Goodbye new friends, it's been fun.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 04:14:46 AM
Quote from: NeonWytch on October 21, 2016, 03:31:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:11:38 AM
The two spags did their thing in the late Fifties.

This pedantry has been brought to you by Shut Up, the Journal of American Horrorology™.
Fuck.
Time to commit sudoku. 
Goodbye new friends, it's been fun.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: NeonWytch on October 21, 2016, 04:21:38 AM
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Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Goddess Eris on November 08, 2016, 08:35:33 AM
Hi I'm Eris and I haven't actually used a forum in so long that I've gotten really rusty, but who doesn't like some oxidization? I'm a crazy woman in The Big Apple and I split my time between petting some sweet ass floofcats, working with electronics, and beating the rich (the rich actually taste like shit, even deep fried, so this is a preferable option). What brings me here is Illuminatus!, which I finally read about 30 years after everyone else. I have NOT YET read the full PD actually, I'll get to it when I feel like it. Lately I'm trying to find digital copies of ole RAW dawg for Historical Illuminatus! & on, because I'm lazy and I have an ebook reader. I'm not asking here, just... casually mentioning that.

Anyway, when I read Illuminatus! I immediately thought two things - everything in it was the most wonderfully weird bullshit fantasy I'd ever read, and also, that it was 100% historically accurate - depending on your point of view and your position in spacetime. OR not! But there are lots of different truths and all of them are real and all of them are lies. I also recognized a few spooky ideas I'd had myself being aired by other people with more research backing them, and immediately put on my tinfoil hat and buckled on my crazy boots.

it's not that weird that I took so much to the book and the idea of Discordianism though, I've found myself in the company of various people who think 'fnord' is funny since childhood. (It's actually not though, and hasn't been since before I began this life... actually people going 'FNORD *snerk* sheeple' probably kept me away for years)

I don't believe in witchcraft but I'm damn good at it.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2016, 01:39:40 PM
Hi, new person!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 08, 2016, 03:53:17 PM
Hello and welcome, Goddess Eris! I like your style. And I agree wholeheartedly about "fnord".
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 10, 2016, 02:11:27 AM
Quote from: Goddess Eris on November 08, 2016, 08:35:33 AM
Hi I'm Eris and I haven't actually used a forum in so long that I've gotten really rusty, but who doesn't like some oxidization? I'm a crazy woman in The Big Apple and I split my time between petting some sweet ass floofcats, working with electronics, and beating the rich (the rich actually taste like shit, even deep fried, so this is a preferable option). What brings me here is Illuminatus!, which I finally read about 30 years after everyone else. I have NOT YET read the full PD actually, I'll get to it when I feel like it. Lately I'm trying to find digital copies of ole RAW dawg for Historical Illuminatus! & on, because I'm lazy and I have an ebook reader. I'm not asking here, just... casually mentioning that.

Don't bother, it's utter shit. It changed my life and now look where I am.

EDIT: Also, you're in NYC? We should totally make a vague promise to meet up some time and then never follow through. I met a lot of my current friends in meatspace by agreeing to meet some freaks from this forum.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on November 15, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
[THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]

Apparently my original introduction was "rambling and self-centered". So I deleted it.

If you want to know more about me, you can visit www.chinagreenelvis.com.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on November 15, 2016, 08:29:51 AM
Hi Finally, is, not, both, and neither there to meet you!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2016, 12:48:19 PM
Hi there, elviseric!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on November 22, 2016, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 15, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
[THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]

Apparently my original introduction was "rambling and self-centered". So I deleted it.

If you want to know more about me, you can visit www.chinagreenelvis.com.

The butthurt is strong with this one! Damn. :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 22, 2016, 07:40:59 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 22, 2016, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 15, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
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Apparently my original introduction was "rambling and self-centered". So I deleted it.

If you want to know more about me, you can visit www.chinagreenelvis.com.

The butthurt is strong with this one! Damn. :lulz:

Likes to block folks too.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2016, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 22, 2016, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 15, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
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Apparently my original introduction was "rambling and self-centered". So I deleted it.

If you want to know more about me, you can visit www.chinagreenelvis.com.

The butthurt is strong with this one! Damn. :lulz:

He had to make sure he pimped his website in here though. Wee guru wannabe.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on November 22, 2016, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2016, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 22, 2016, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 15, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
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Apparently my original introduction was "rambling and self-centered". So I deleted it.

If you want to know more about me, you can visit www.chinagreenelvis.com.

The butthurt is strong with this one! Damn. :lulz:

He had to make sure he pimped his website in here though. Wee guru wannabe.  :lulz:

:lulz:
Title: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Goddess Eris on November 23, 2016, 03:34:49 AM
Yeah I love meeting strangers from the internet, it's how I fund my jetset lifestyle. The organ black market is poppin!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 04:49:01 AM
Quote from: Goddess Eris on November 23, 2016, 03:34:49 AM
Yeah I love meeting strangers from the internet, it's how I fund my jetset lifestyle. The organ black market is poppin!

Seems souls are the newly emerging market. Anybody can steal or kill for useful bits of flesh, but getting folks to bleed their lives out into the false activism of the age seems like where the real killing is to be made.

I hadn't read your intro from the 8th until earlier today as it happens. So when and how did you first realize that you were Eris and what did you do when you found out?

For my part I was always The Wizard Joseph, even before I grew old and forgot most of it. I write what I can and see more than I really wanted to, but nobody asked me anyway. I too have an occupational proficiency with electronic things and can build, inspect, repair, modify, and destroy but not design or breathe in a machine spirit. I have not practiced the craft in about 6 years, but once brought Cray motherboards and more exotic things into proper, perfect form. Now I'm between things and doing day labor on occasion to get on for the time being.

I'm a lifelong resident of Wisconsin and well shielded from the evil wiles of the Sophists and other philosophical smut peddlers running rampant in the so called culture of the coastal regions of the Union. Despite this I was exposed to the idea of the "Discordian Society" guzzling RAW's milk one day. An evil hippy slipped me the Illuminatus Trilogy without even blinking. Didn't really take hold for about... maybe 6 or 7 years. I've never done something as silly as self-identify as "A Discordian" in any religious sense, but the PD, CTC, and BIP are all pure gold to me!

I have some stories in process of being written here and think you might find some of it most interesting. I would certainly be interested in your reflections upon them!

I don't really believe in "gods", but that doesn't seem to bother them much.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on November 23, 2016, 05:09:19 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 22, 2016, 07:40:59 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 22, 2016, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 15, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
[THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]

Apparently my original introduction was "rambling and self-centered". So I deleted it.

If you want to know more about me, you can visit www.chinagreenelvis.com.

The butthurt is strong with this one! Damn. :lulz:

Likes to block folks too.

Mostly because I get tired of seeing the word "butthurt" plastered everywhere, written on the walls with crayon in a child's handwriting.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on November 23, 2016, 05:11:34 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2016, 08:03:56 PM
He had to make sure he pimped his website in here though.

You know what they call someone who goes out of their way to criticize every single thing another person does or says?

In love.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Pergamos on November 23, 2016, 07:44:14 AM
I read CGE's webcomic.  It was pretty crap.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 04:02:24 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 23, 2016, 05:11:34 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2016, 08:03:56 PM
He had to make sure he pimped his website in here though.

You know what they call someone who goes out of their way to criticize every single thing another person does or says?

In love.

And this right here is why you can't make it as a comedian.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 04:02:44 PM
You just don't have any original thoughts.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 04:06:56 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 04:02:44 PM
You just don't have any original thoughts.

The irony. Its amazing.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 04:06:56 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 04:02:44 PM
You just don't have any original thoughts.

The irony. Its amazing.

Oh give me a break, I've seen your D1P posts.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 04:06:56 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 04:02:44 PM
You just don't have any original thoughts.

The irony. Its amazing.

This from one of Kuk's PERSONAL, chosen sock puppets!  :lulz:
:tyra:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ziegejunge on November 23, 2016, 07:41:53 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FVdLTDKR4Zc/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sung Low on November 23, 2016, 11:11:16 PM
Yes. Ron and Pelvis have a distinct commonality.

I do be weep.

:ffs:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 24, 2016, 04:47:10 AM
Quote from: Sung Low on November 23, 2016, 11:11:16 PM
Yes. Ron and Pelvis have a distinct commonality.

I do be weep.

:ffs:

It's like an extra special Dunning-Kruger Clone Club.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on November 24, 2016, 05:03:51 AM
Quote from: Sung Low on November 23, 2016, 11:11:16 PM
Yes. Ron and Pelvis have a distinct commonality.

Yes: we both banged your mother.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Sung Low on November 24, 2016, 11:18:52 AM
Ah, you're 12 years old. I therefore apologise on behalf of this entire forum for them being a big bunch of meanies.

Pd'ers! No playstation for a week and your allowance has been cut in half until you learn some friggin' manners  :argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on November 24, 2016, 08:21:14 PM
Quote from: Sung Low on November 24, 2016, 11:18:52 AM
Pd'ers! No playstation for a week and your allowance has been cut in half until you learn some friggin' manners  :argh!:

(http://i.quoteaddicts.com/media/q3/285504.png)

(http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors17/tmb/tim-knisely-quote-obviously-it-failed-but-were-not-sure-what-could-hav.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on November 24, 2016, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 24, 2016, 08:21:14 PM
(http://i.quoteaddicts.com/media/q3/285504.png)

That's dumb.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on November 24, 2016, 09:21:04 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 24, 2016, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 24, 2016, 08:21:14 PM
(http://i.quoteaddicts.com/media/q3/285504.png)

That's dumb.

(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8498317/images/1268189359880.jpg)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2016, 02:50:12 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 24, 2016, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 24, 2016, 08:21:14 PM
(http://i.quoteaddicts.com/media/q3/285504.png)

That's dumb.

I think we've long since established that Unfunny Eric is not very smart.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Freeky on November 25, 2016, 04:51:11 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2016, 02:50:12 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 24, 2016, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 24, 2016, 08:21:14 PM
(http://i.quoteaddicts.com/media/q3/285504.png)

That's dumb.

I think we've long since established that Unfunny Eric is not very smart.

I know, but this quote cried out to be named for what it is.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Goddess Eris on November 29, 2016, 01:36:18 AM
A YOUR MOM joke?? On PD??? It's more likely than you think!!!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on November 29, 2016, 05:32:37 AM
 :gheyforum:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Lev Tchotchke on December 31, 2016, 03:42:53 PM
Hi. I'm new. Hello old people.

Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2016, 03:46:45 PM
Hello there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on December 31, 2016, 07:22:18 PM
Hello little temporal accretion of incipiently enduring persistence!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Goddess Eris on January 02, 2017, 10:17:06 PM
HI THERE


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2017, 02:14:54 PM
Hullo!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ziegejunge on January 06, 2017, 05:54:06 PM
Belated greetings!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on January 24, 2017, 11:51:11 PM
Hi everyone, I don't know if I've ever introduced myself. Been lurking mostly for quite a while, though I've been posting here and there recently. Nice little forum you have here.

Now I will disappear without ever posting again!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 12:55:02 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 24, 2017, 11:51:11 PM
Hi everyone, I don't know if I've ever introduced myself. Been lurking mostly for quite a while, though I've been posting here and there recently. Nice little forum you have here.

Now I will disappear without ever posting again!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 06:50:06 AM
Let me say it here, too: I can now see that during my previous engagements with PD, I defended my sorry ideas and generated pitiful laughs and indignations mostly for myself like a real asshole. But I have changed. I know it's hard to believe, as men in their late forties are in the habit of claiming to have changed while not changing the least bit, but it's true. I think it's true. Selfishly and unashamedly, I would like the unequalled acid bath of PD to test that proposition. So I would like to ask for one last clean(ish) slate. I am equally open to hostile scrutiny (very understandable) and being ignored (also very understandable). Hello again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 25, 2017, 08:05:47 AM
What the fuck do you think this is, a personality test track or some shit?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on January 25, 2017, 09:52:01 AM
Could also have limited the oops I'm sorry let me back to this thread as well instead of qualifying the posts you made around the forum with that. :/
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 11:19:44 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 25, 2017, 08:05:47 AM
What the fuck do you think this is, a personality test track or some shit?

Yep. One of those. :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 11:21:04 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 25, 2017, 09:52:01 AM
Could also have limited the oops I'm sorry let me back to this thread as well instead of qualifying the posts you made around the forum with that. :/

Okay. Well I first made that comment in passing there, and then it occurred to me to put it here. But sorry. Won't happen again.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 12:55:59 PM
Hi, old guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 01:00:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 12:55:59 PM
Hi, old guy!

Hey, Mr. LMNO!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: hooplala on January 25, 2017, 02:29:05 PM
Quote from: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 01:00:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 12:55:59 PM
Hi, old guy!

Hey, Mr. LMNO!

He was talking to me.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 25, 2017, 02:37:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 25, 2017, 02:29:05 PM
Quote from: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 01:00:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 12:55:59 PM
Hi, old guy!

Hey, Mr. LMNO!

He was talking to me.

Fuck yuo, he was talking to me!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 03:20:14 PM
He was talking to Faust.

I just greeted him. :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 04:02:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 25, 2017, 08:05:47 AM
What the fuck do you think this is, a personality test track or some shit?

Kinda looks that way. But if he's not an asshole and has actually developed a little cognitive flexibility and intellectual honesty, I'll do what I always do and forget that he used to be a pedantic ignoramus.

However, my guess is that he will get bristly and defensive at the slightest resistance to his propositions, reflexively escalate opposition, dig his heels in, and screech.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 04:03:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 25, 2017, 09:52:01 AM
Could also have limited the oops I'm sorry let me back to this thread as well instead of qualifying the posts you made around the forum with that. :/

I don't think he realizes that most people on slow forums read all the new posts, and actually can remember the topics of several posts at once.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 04:04:00 PM
Quote from: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 03:20:14 PM
He was talking to Faust.

I just greeted him. :)

He was talking to Hoopla.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2017, 04:04:00 PM
Quote from: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 03:20:14 PM
He was talking to Faust.

I just greeted him. :)

He was talking to Hoopla.

Oh. Okay. My mistake.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on January 25, 2017, 06:41:03 PM
Hello old new guy  :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 25, 2017, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: Xaz on January 25, 2017, 06:41:03 PM
Hello old new guy  :)

If you said that to me, hi. If you didn't, then please ignore this comment. :)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 07:28:22 PM
Hi there, Velvet Jesus!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 01:04:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2017, 07:28:22 PM
Hi there, Velvet Jesus!

wait, what?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 26, 2017, 04:26:50 PM
Everyone was claiming I was saying hi to them, or someone else, so I thought I'd go in with a wayback machine reference.  She's not really here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 06:56:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 26, 2017, 04:26:50 PM
Everyone was claiming I was saying hi to them, or someone else, so I thought I'd go in with a wayback machine reference.  She's not really here.

:sad:

I liked her.  Poib also.  Almost made up for Trollax and Hugh.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: 00.dusk on January 28, 2017, 09:25:49 PM
I returned again. Sorry about that.

Oh. So, uh, what happened? Well, I moved to Florida with the help of a boyfriend. It's hell here, everything is one elevation filled with sand and depression. Also we have snakes that will just wrap right around your door knob and hang out like "Sup? Oh you want inside? HAHAHA too bad."

It's been a fun half-a-decade, but now reality is crumbling around me and the Terror is coming. It has bad hair.

I need logic and reason and you guys have the goods. Again, sorry about that.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2017, 04:34:39 AM
Quote from: 00.dusk on January 28, 2017, 09:25:49 PM
I returned again. Sorry about that.

Oh. So, uh, what happened? Well, I moved to Florida with the help of a boyfriend. It's hell here, everything is one elevation filled with sand and depression. Also we have snakes that will just wrap right around your door knob and hang out like "Sup? Oh you want inside? HAHAHA too bad."

It's been a fun half-a-decade, but now reality is crumbling around me and the Terror is coming. It has bad hair.

I need logic and reason and you guys have the goods. Again, sorry about that.

I have no idea who you are, so,

Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2017, 02:33:33 PM
QuoteTerror is coming. It has bad hair.



Newsfeed.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: 00.dusk on January 29, 2017, 02:53:59 PM
It's been a good half a decade, Nigel. I really don't blame anyone for not remembering me. I was pretty forgettable.

But I remember all of you crazy bastards, and this is what I needed in my life.

For some reason my first stop was the goddamn old drug threads in the PG.  :sad:

I promise I will contribute soon. I don't think I have an OKM in me, but I'm sure I can pull something together.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2017, 04:08:50 PM
Quote from: 00.dusk on January 29, 2017, 02:53:59 PM
It's been a good half a decade, Nigel. I really don't blame anyone for not remembering me. I was pretty forgettable.

But I remember all of you crazy bastards, and this is what I needed in my life.

For some reason my first stop was the goddamn old drug threads in the PG.  :sad:

I promise I will contribute soon. I don't think I have an OKM in me, but I'm sure I can pull something together.

I remember you, at least the name.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2017, 04:09:52 PM
Quote from: 00.dusk on January 28, 2017, 09:25:49 PM
I returned again. Sorry about that.

Oh. So, uh, what happened? Well, I moved to Florida with the help of a boyfriend. It's hell here, everything is one elevation filled with sand and depression. Also we have snakes that will just wrap right around your door knob and hang out like "Sup? Oh you want inside? HAHAHA too bad."

It's been a fun half-a-decade, but now reality is crumbling around me and the Terror is coming. It has bad hair.

I need logic and reason and you guys have the goods. Again, sorry about that.

Discordia works best when times are interesting.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2017, 04:53:48 PM
Quote from: 00.dusk on January 29, 2017, 02:53:59 PM
It's been a good half a decade, Nigel. I really don't blame anyone for not remembering me. I was pretty forgettable.

But I remember all of you crazy bastards, and this is what I needed in my life.

For some reason my first stop was the goddamn old drug threads in the PG.  :sad:

I promise I will contribute soon. I don't think I have an OKM in me, but I'm sure I can pull something together.

Well, welcome back!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Bathtub Jim on February 09, 2017, 03:57:26 PM
Hi! My name isn't really jim, and I identify as a discordian right here, right now. I've been identifying as such intermittently for maybe 5 years since this qt3.14 gurrl was smoking a cig and reading the principia on the college campus and introduced me to that wondrous book. I mastered all the texts rapidly and hoped to impress her with my eagerness toward her interests, but like most endeavors of this sort I never saw her again. Anyway, I've been involved in various groups on different parts of the internet for a while and finally decided to give you all an extended visit.  (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170209/4311fa8c988b46937d64f32136985557.jpg) obligatory first pic post
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2017, 04:22:31 PM
Hi, new guy!

The Pool is on the roof.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 09, 2017, 04:37:57 PM
Hi there, not-Jim! Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 09, 2017, 05:59:02 PM
Tits once again are the downfall of everything. Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Ziegejunge on February 09, 2017, 06:54:15 PM
I've met plenty of jungle gyms but never a Bathtub Jim. Welcome!
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 10, 2017, 05:18:18 AM
I heard a fun and interesting not-Jim on a podcast recently, and I will assume you are that person from now on. I hope you live up to the expectations definitely-you set on that podcast because it was great. Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Bathtub Jim on February 10, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 10, 2017, 05:18:18 AM
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 10, 2017, 05:29:47 AM
Quote from: Bathtub Jim on February 10, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 10, 2017, 05:18:18 AM
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2017, 05:41:26 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 10, 2017, 05:29:47 AM
Quote from: Bathtub Jim on February 10, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 10, 2017, 05:18:18 AM
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.

As long as you're not running from somewhere bad.  Those kind of refugees are bad hombres and we should stomp on their fingers as they try to climb over the wall.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: minuspace on February 11, 2017, 10:20:57 AM
Nay, nuke the den of iniquity from whence any invidious comparison to Discordia hast now or ever been made.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 11, 2017, 07:55:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2017, 05:41:26 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 10, 2017, 05:29:47 AM
Quote from: Bathtub Jim on February 10, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 10, 2017, 05:18:18 AM
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.

As long as you're not running from somewhere bad.  Those kind of refugees are bad hombres and we should stomp on their fingers as they try to climb over the wall.

Remember that time all those terrorists from MysticWicks invaded?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Goddess Eris on February 11, 2017, 11:35:50 PM
I'm just so very sad that I can't find the Eschatron 9000
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 20, 2017, 12:51:47 AM
Hi, I punch Nazis.
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Salty on February 20, 2017, 01:08:40 AM
Sup, noob. Welcome. Taking a different track now the philosophy didn't work out, eh?

Check out the pool on the roof.

Here, this is for your NAZI punching:
(http://i.imgur.com/k7GFq2D.png?1)
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2017, 05:25:37 AM
Quote from: Goddess Eris on February 11, 2017, 11:35:50 PM
I'm just so very sad that I can't find the Eschatron 9000

He's in the white house.

I bet you thought the end of the world would be sexier, right?
Title: Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
Post by: Faust on February 20, 2017, 08:40:10 AM
Quote from: IPunchNazis on February 20, 2017, 12:51:47 AM
Hi, I punch Nazis.

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