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Title: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 30, 2012, 09:16:09 PM
Jersey Shore (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/-jersey-shore--canceled.html) has been canceled.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 30, 2012, 09:23:51 PM
HA! THERE IS A GOD AND IT LOVES US
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 10:20:15 PM
Um...

It's being REPLACED.

Snooky is having her own show.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 30, 2012, 10:21:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 10:20:15 PM
Um...

It's being REPLACED.

Snooky is having her own show.

GOD DAMMIT ROGER
Next you're gonna tell me Elvis is really dead.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 30, 2012, 10:24:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 10:20:15 PM
Um...

It's being REPLACED.

Snooky is having her own show.

WHAT
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 30, 2012, 10:31:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 10:20:15 PM
Um...

It's being REPLACED.

Snooky is having her own show.

Does that time slot have some kind of EBG style curse?

Happy TV went digital and I can't see it. All I know about Snooky is secondhand knowledge that she's retarded and everybody hates her.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 11:18:55 PM
I was totally lying.   :lulz:
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Johnny on August 30, 2012, 11:22:26 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 10:31:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 10:20:15 PM
Um...

It's being REPLACED.

Snooky is having her own show.

Does that time slot have some kind of EBG style curse?

Happy TV went digital and I can't see it. All I know about Snooky is secondhand knowledge that she's retarded and everybody hates her.

Dont thank me.

(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/012011/nightmare-date-1.jpg)

(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Snooki-worst-dressed-august-278x400.jpg)

(http://www.estergoldberg.com/.a/6a0105349ca980970c01538ed9945b970b-500wi)
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Johnny on August 30, 2012, 11:51:07 PM

This is not about hatred, this is about repugnancy.

All that show with obnoxious brainless people, the worst is that they are glorified.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 12:15:27 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

For me, the vacant look makes her utterly unattractive, no matter how nice her bits might be.  It would be like getting excited over a profoundly retarded person.  Ew.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Johnny on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 12:38:56 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.


Um.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: AFK on August 31, 2012, 01:01:40 AM
I find her to be extremely unattractive but I don't think I'd call her "fat".
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Johnny on August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 31, 2012, 02:12:01 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

Humor from Douchebagistan is an acquired taste. And take it from me... once you acquire the taste it's like swallowing a fly. No matter how hard you gag, you won't get rid of it. It's not something you want.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2012, 02:15:30 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2012, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 03:30:46 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.

Because America is a whore.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 31, 2012, 04:36:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 02:15:30 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.

DING! DING! DING!
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Juana on August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/39/2012/01/b63ea2aa58b1a6844d7cac4b15fcb22f/340x.jpg)
But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on August 31, 2012, 05:19:09 AM
Burns concurs:

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/254/b/9/snooki_with_and_without_makeup_by_ronburgundy-d2yh7re.jpg)
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Johnny on August 31, 2012, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/39/2012/01/b63ea2aa58b1a6844d7cac4b15fcb22f/340x.jpg)
But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.

alright, she looks good in this picture, but, i think its statistically irrelevant to how she usually looks. no one saw the pictures in the first page?
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 31, 2012, 06:38:28 AM
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
Where do I collect my prize?
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2012, 06:45:17 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 31, 2012, 06:38:28 AM
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
Where do I collect my prize?

:trolling:
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Luna on August 31, 2012, 12:49:11 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

Not helping yourself.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on August 31, 2012, 03:44:03 PM
cut him some slack-he knows he fucked up
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 31, 2012, 05:03:45 PM
She's definitely in the chunky range and for some people chunky is sexy. In Turkey most guys prefer a girl with "fishmeat" (translation "a little chunky"). However, I have to agree with the comments that her personality/brains or lack thereof, are what really turn me off.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
She isn't even chunky, that would imply she has more weight than her build says she ought. That is her body type, what she looks like.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Juana on August 31, 2012, 06:31:40 PM
^^^ That to the nth degree. Stop with the fat shaming (she isn't fat, but if she were, so the fuck what?). As an aside, I'm also gonna note that big tits often make you look heavier than you are.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 06:33:06 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 06:31:40 PM
^^^ That to the nth degree. Stop with the fat shaming (she isn't fat, but if she were, so the fuck what?). As an aside, I'm also gonna note that big tits often make you look heavier than you are.

Yep.  Also, big tits...

Um.

What was I talking about?
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Juana on August 31, 2012, 06:34:02 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: LMNO on August 31, 2012, 06:35:09 PM
I's also like to point out that she's about 4-foot-negative-6, or some shit.  So, she's probably under 100 pounds (87,000 lightyears to you Eurospags).
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 06:35:59 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 06:34:02 PM
:lulz:

Jenn has a face she makes when I do that.

It's sort of a combination of  :| and :pissed: and  :)

It's really hard to describe.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: AFK on August 31, 2012, 06:38:29 PM
She's definitely not chunky, she's just not the rail-thin version of "thin" that the fashion industry perpetuates.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: hooplala on August 31, 2012, 06:46:28 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/39/2012/01/b63ea2aa58b1a6844d7cac4b15fcb22f/340x.jpg)

I call bullshit on this image being Snooky... citation?  And if it is her, how long ago?
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2012, 06:52:52 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 31, 2012, 06:46:28 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/39/2012/01/b63ea2aa58b1a6844d7cac4b15fcb22f/340x.jpg)

I call bullshit on this image being Snooky... citation?  And if it is her, how long ago?

It does look like an old pic. That girl looks about fourteen...and she might have had some things done since this.

Something tells me when she starts aging a little, she's going to freak out and get a Michael Jackson face.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: LMNO on August 31, 2012, 07:16:04 PM
She also doesn't have the skin tone of an OompaLoompa in that pic.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Juana on August 31, 2012, 08:03:37 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 31, 2012, 06:46:28 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/39/2012/01/b63ea2aa58b1a6844d7cac4b15fcb22f/340x.jpg)

I call bullshit on this image being Snooky... citation?  And if it is her, how long ago?
That picture is from January: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2088605/Snooki-makeup-Jersey-Shore-star-looks-unrecognisable.html
https://twitter.com/snooki/status/224888039112048640/photo/1

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 31, 2012, 07:16:04 PM
She also doesn't have the skin tone of an OompaLoompa in that pic.
Spray tan and bronzer

Garbo,
--- lives in the land of the fake'n'bake
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 31, 2012, 08:16:11 PM
Ugh. The only thing more unattractive on a woman's skin than a real tan is a spray tan. SAVE YOURSELVES FROM MELANOMA PLEASE.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: hooplala on August 31, 2012, 09:31:27 PM
Spray tan is the bane of my profession.  There has never been a successful spray tan anywhere.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: hooplala on August 31, 2012, 09:33:42 PM
Also, I stand corrected on that pic.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Telarus on September 01, 2012, 03:39:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2012, 02:25:56 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

I really, really hope so....
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2012, 02:44:02 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/39/2012/01/b63ea2aa58b1a6844d7cac4b15fcb22f/340x.jpg)
But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.

alright, she looks good in this picture, but, i think its statistically irrelevant to how she usually looks. no one saw the pictures in the first page?

It makes me really sad when guys absolutely insist that the reason they find a woman unattractive is because she's ugly, and not because her personality/persona makes her repulsive. This actually totally ties into a conversation Roger and I were having privately,  about how many woman and men weirdly buy into this idea that a woman's beauty is her greatest asset, and that to be ugly is the greatest humiliation she can face. It's demeaning to men, too, because it presumes that men are unaffected by anything beyond the most surface of physical aesthetic attributes.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2012, 03:48:55 PM
Navyguy is sitting right here. He says that he wouldn't date a woman he wasn't physically attracted to, It has nothing to do with what is "ugly" or "pretty", but what HE is attracted to, and you should never judge a woman by just looking at her at face value. But, he won't date just a pretty face if she's vapid and dumb, and nobody is truly "ugly" unless she's a self loathing miserable wildebeest. You NEED the intelligence and personality in there to balance everything out.

To him the "idea" of Snooki is gross, no matter how pretty she is with or without makeup. That's irrelevant, as her reputation proceeds her.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Cain on September 01, 2012, 05:14:54 PM
I thought a Snooki was one of those blankets with sleeves.  You know, for people too lazy to actually get dressed, or unwrap themselves from the blanket to reach for a drink or remote control.

(http://i.imgur.com/YoHvY.jpg?1)

I certainly wouldn't stick my dick in one.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Juana on September 01, 2012, 05:25:06 PM
:lulz: I have one of those. It was a birthday present from a friend of mine who thought she'd troll me with it. I kind of like mine (I figure I have it, so I may as well use it, right?) but I don't recommend sticking anyone's dick in it, either.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 01, 2012, 05:52:17 PM
Well that pretty much screws up my winter plans...thanks, folks
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2012, 09:07:30 PM
Did Joh'Nyx flounce because of this thread, or did something happen elsewhere?
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2012, 09:08:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 04, 2012, 09:07:30 PM
Did Joh'Nyx flounce because of this thread, or did something happen elsewhere?

Dunno.

But he'll be back.  You can tell because he announced his flounce with a name change.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I couldn't care less, either way.  It's been like 3 years, and he still has a boner for me, as can be seen in his sig.  I have noobs for that.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mangrove on September 04, 2012, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 31, 2012, 09:31:27 PM
Spray tan is the bane of my profession.  There has never been a successful spray tan anywhere.

I thought STD was the bane of your profession.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2012, 11:06:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2012, 09:08:17 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 04, 2012, 09:07:30 PM
Did Joh'Nyx flounce because of this thread, or did something happen elsewhere?

Dunno.

But he'll be back.  You can tell because he announced his flounce with a name change.

It just seems like a weird thing to flounce over.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 14, 2012, 10:40:22 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

I think I understand what he was trying to say. In my experience (or at least my perception of my experience) some women that are obese (not just a little over some randomly generated ideal weight, but seriously obese) will promote their large breasts as though it eschews any negative effects that their physical appearance may suffer by being obese.

I want to be clear here. I am not a person that does fat shaming. My ex wife was tall, but definitely several pounds over any 'ideal weight'. She was fun to be with and really sexy/beautiful. Other women I've dated have been above the 'ideal' as well... I don't care about that. However, when a person is obese (greatly overweight), I don't find that particularly attractive and large breasts don't make the package look better for me. Weirdly, breasts are pretty much on the bottom of my list of things to look for: brains/personality, then eyes, then hair, then the overall physical appearance... my first wife had large breasts, my current wife has small breasts and the women I dated in-between ranged all over the place (from special order bras to no bras necessary).
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 04:37:59 AM
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Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

I think I understand what he was trying to say. In my experience (or at least my perception of my experience) some women that are obese (not just a little over some randomly generated ideal weight, but seriously obese) will promote their large breasts as though it eschews any negative effects that their physical appearance may suffer by being obese.

I want to be clear here. I am not a person that does fat shaming. My ex wife was tall, but definitely several pounds over any 'ideal weight'. She was fun to be with and really sexy/beautiful. Other women I've dated have been above the 'ideal' as well... I don't care about that. However, when a person is obese (greatly overweight), I don't find that particularly attractive and large breasts don't make the package look better for me. Weirdly, breasts are pretty much on the bottom of my list of things to look for: brains/personality, then eyes, then hair, then the overall physical appearance... my first wife had large breasts, my current wife has small breasts and the women I dated in-between ranged all over the place (from special order bras to no bras necessary).

Ohhhhh kay... but the chick we're talking about isn't fat, and he seems to have flounced over insisting she's actually objectively ugly rather than just saying that her personality (or at least her persona) makes her unattractive.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 04:43:02 AM
The thing about "so what, you have big tits but you're a fat girl" is weird on a couple other levels. Not all fat chicks have big boobs, and not all guys find fat chicks unattractive.
Title: Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 04:44:52 AM
(I am fatter and have smaller boobs than Snooki. I think I am less objectionable on other grounds though.)