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Started by Luna, December 20, 2011, 03:14:15 AM

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December 20, 2011, 03:14:15 AM Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 04:05:53 AM by Luna
Somebody apparently needs a refresher course on the whole checks and balances thing.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/18/gingrich-ill-send-a-u-s-marshall-to-arrest-any-judge/

If he, as President, disagrees with a decision by a judge, he'll have him arrested, dragged before a congressional hearing and impeached.

But, hey, the good news is, Newt got a big endorsement today!

A dating site set up specifically for cheaters bought him a nice, big billboard.



ETA:  Link to above endorsement.  Oops.
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December 20, 2011, 04:03:05 AM
:lulz: Oh wow. What a fantastic endorsement.
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December 20, 2011, 04:08:05 AM
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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December 20, 2011, 07:42:10 AM
Oh, this is DELICIOUS!
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December 20, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 20, 2011, 07:42:10 AM
Oh, this is DELICIOUS!

Isn't it?

With friends like this, he'll go far.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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December 21, 2011, 12:34:08 PM
Well, I gotta give him points for honesty on this one.

http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/12/20/gingrich-to-gay-iowan-vote-for-obama/

When a gay voter asked Gingrich about how he could support Newt given his staunch anti-gay stance, Newt responded that heshould vote for Obama.

(Bonus fact reported in the article which I didn't know, Newt has a half sister who is a lesbian.  This, IMHO, dumps him on the pile with McCain under "how can you so deeply hate something that is part of someone you (should) love?")
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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