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That was beuatiful.

UP!
Any Pokemon movie made before Nintendo started selling the new pokemon games solely on DS systems. (Fuck you in advance for the hating, I love old pokemon.)
Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
Gran Torino (I wish Clint Eastwood was my grandpa. That would be SWEET.)
Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr in this movie so hawt)
Reign of Fire
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman and Robin
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight (I forget if this was mentioned)
Chocolat I know was mentioned, but Alfred Molina was not. ALFRED GODDAMN MOLINA.
Spidermans 1-3
Tropic Thunder (the only movie I can really stand to watch with Ben Stiller)
3:10 to Yuma (I haven't watched the original, so the new one, yes.)

Yes.

So shout less than $50?

Unfortuantely I have only 10, and that is from child support.

Having no job sucks.

These webs are so cozy, so warm, they keep me asleep most of the time. I dream then. I dream of a world that is imperfect, but full of Happy^TM. I dream of an easy way to live, full of nice things, and other people who also have nice things, and some other people that we never talk about because that is Not Done. And the others do, too, of similar things. But in dreaming, a person can change nothing, only watch, and go along with things sometimes. That's what the spiders say, anyway.

And when I get tired of dreaming, I groggily open my clouded eyes. I remember that it's gray and gloomy here, and these webs that span the spaces between glistening and shiny towers, they reach as high as the clouds. The space at the top, the spiders tell us, is for the special people, the people they tell us to love as much as they love us. These webs also reach all the way to the ground, and it is crowded down here.  I see everyone around me, so long entangled that they no longer see the strands, and they cast aspersions on people who think "badwrong" thoughts, or them that refuse the pills, and the weirdos who don't like the glowing box. They even gnash their teeth at those on the Hamster Wheel, accomplishing everything in a short space of time what we in the web always wanted to do but never got around to in the whole of our lives.

The streets are strewn with trash and filth, while way up at the top (the spiders say) it is clean and bright and there are fewer strands of web, not that the web is a bad thing, oh no, it is nice and snug and is very comforting, and the spiders made it specially for us. But sometimes the web down here at the bottom is coarse, and heavy, and blinding, and suffocating.

Someday, say the spiders who love us, if you work hard enough, we might just let you climb to the top and see for yourself how nice it is. Won't that be nice? But you have to work harder. You're not working hard enough yet.

Until someday comes, me and everyone else down here will have to settle for the almost-kind-of-bright light (though most days it just seems gray and overcast, and dark and gloomy, even when I look up to the top of the web, between the very tops of those shining, glassy skyscrapers. And if being awake becomes too unbearable, the spiders can sing us a lullaby of two layers, one that helps you get to sleep fast and another to help you stay asleep, and we can dream and dream and dream.

Is it too late to post something?

Genius. i loved it.

In response to Squid saying he shouldn't have gone to bed with me if he didn't want a kid, that was an alternative, cuz damned if I didn't want to get laid by the time we got together.

The only response ever needed to Choprawoo:

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2006/12/my_response_to_chopras_latest.php

Woo woo woo woo woo Dawkins woo woo. Woo woo woo woo woo materialists don't understand woo woo. Woo woo woo woo Materialists say evolution is random woo woo woo. Woo woo woo anthropic principle. Woo woo woo consciousness woo woo can't be explained by DNA woo woo. Woo woo consciousness all around woo woo. Woo woo universe is conscious. Woo woo woo quantum theory woo woo. Woo woo woo evolution information theory. Woo woo. Woo woo universal consciousness intelligent design. Woo woo woo. Woo woo woo God woo woo field of consciousness woo woo pervades universe woo woo. Woo woo arrogant skeptics woo woo versus dogmatic fundamentalists woo woo. Woo woo Chopra find middle ground in woo. Woo universe experienced through consciousness woo woo consciousness is God woo woo woo.

Ditto. i want one of those...

Or made me get an abortion.

Say what?  And your say in the matter was...?

My say was the determining factor. He thinks that it's the woman's right to decide, and so I did. He's not a complete jackass bastard, he's just really self-absorbed.

Since the schmuck already has 2 kids and an ex-wife in Colorado living off of benefits, he sounds like a real piece of work. I say just let him default on child support, put him in jail, and then make the state give you money.

I disagre with this statement. She left him, after cheating on him while he was stationed overseas, used all the money he got from his paychecks on meth and other drugs, and took off with the kids and didn't let him see them for two years. I will not disagree that he's a piece of work, though, and I think they deserve each other, I just needed to be fair.
And if you did call that would be hysterical. We don't have caller ID on the house phone.

If he didn't want the responsibility then he shouldn't have gone to bed with you.

Or made me get an abortion.

Oh yes, and my mom came in and was all like "I don't know why you're going through with (getting child support), cuz you WON'T get that much a month, he DOESN"T have the money for it, and you AREN'T entitled to it."

Um, yeah, you should totally listen to her instead of the state of Arizona. 

Obviously, because she knows so much about everything.

Congratulations!

Parent/teacher conferences exist to ensure that feelings of anxiety and inferiority are instilled in childen in the home as well as in the school system.  This makes for meek, compliant adults that are glad to have any job, no matter how dismal and unrewarding.

Living example over here! *raises hand* Oh yes indeed, I'm the sheeple for you if you want to look at someone made meek and compliant by the Machine. Ask anyone.