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Started by Doktor Howl, April 23, 2015, 04:00:29 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 31, 2015, 02:05:47 AM
Oh fuck I posted about abortion, why the hell did I do that?

Now post about

Gun control
Circumcision
Spanking of children as discipline
Aspertame
Vaccines
and
Public breastfeeding

And you have the whole set.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 31, 2015, 03:09:01 AM
So I went from oh noes my parents are messaging me, to being amused by the baby liver angle, and now I'm bored because it's same old arguments, just with baby livers now.

Oh, they didn't buy that line of shit, did they?
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2015, 03:15:35 AM
Also gamergate, feminism, Ron Paul, buttcoin and NRx.

Yeah, those are good, but the 7 deadlies ALWAYS work.  You could go into a fucking goldfish-fancier page and say "circumcision", and 50% of the members would immediately shit blood in rage, one way or the other. 
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Trivial

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 03:14:48 AM
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 31, 2015, 03:09:01 AM
So I went from oh noes my parents are messaging me, to being amused by the baby liver angle, and now I'm bored because it's same old arguments, just with baby livers now.

Oh, they didn't buy that line of shit, did they?

Yep.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Trivial

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 03:14:20 AM
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 31, 2015, 02:05:47 AM
Oh fuck I posted about abortion, why the hell did I do that?

Now post about

Gun control
Circumcision
Spanking of children as discipline
Aspertame
Vaccines
and
Public breastfeeding

And you have the whole set.


Yeah all those things have come up I think except circumcision.  I guess I can talk about foreskins in wrinkle cream, it goes with baby livers.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

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FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE DEALING WITH STRANGERS ON THE PHONE SHITASSDICKWEASEL I HATE DOING INTERVIEWS FUCKITY FUCK.

LMNO


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