Acosmicist UNLIMITED fightin' the power thread

[Acosmicist]

Difference is we never came bounding up to you like some kind of demented kitten insisting it had a hairball to share. why don't you stick it on the pile, along with all the others and then fuck off and do something interesting with the rest of your life?

Because I simply don't find anything interesting.

If you had actually read my relentless shitposting, you'd have seen that already.

It's almost like cutting myself for attention. Everyone sees the scars. No one pities me. I'm not even getting the attention I do it for. There's no point, and every time I do it, it just gets worse and worse, but I keep doing it anyway. I take meds, they don't help. I get therapy, but I just feel like I'm being patronized. No one sincerely cares. I'll show them. I'll troll them until they beat me to death, force me to carry my cross to the mount, and let them nail me to it, and hope they miss me more than they hate each other. I'm a walking stereotype. I'm a broken horse who really thinks I'm accomplishing something by getting whipped and spurred.

But I can change. The scars won't go away, but they will forever serve as a reminder of where I came from and what I've overcome. I can find inner peace again. I can sit down and watch Pitch Perfect 2 with my girlfriend and laugh. I can long for the warmth of someone's touch. I can be a role model. I can come out of the closet and be fabulous. I can take up Tarot reading. I can post witty quips about how much of an evil bitch I can be if you get me riled up enough, photoshopped onto images of Minions on my Facebook wall. I can support feminism in video gaming and fight against rape culture. I can admit to my white privilege and do my best to speak up about microaggression when I see it. I can play Minecraft and construct a model of the Death Star. I can major in Programming and Psychology and get a kick out of talking to my own speechbot. I can secretly build a nuclear reactor in my basement. I can try psychedelics and listen to Joe Rogan podcasts.

I know you see where I'm going here. I don't want to pretend to be interested in doing something "interesting". I'm way too much of a special snowflake for that.

[Eater of Clowns]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

[hooplala]

I've seen it; its fucking frightening. Stop doing that, EoC.

[Cain]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

[hooplala]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.

[Doktor Howl]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.

So he says.

[hooplala]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.

So he says.

Well, I'm no doctor, but there was a hell of a lot of laughing, screaming, crying, and dancing. On a bicycle. Without handlebars.

[Doktor Howl]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.

So he says.

Well, I'm no doctor, but there was a hell of a lot of laughing, screaming, crying, and dancing. On a bicycle. Without handlebars.

You have to remember that he's a stegosaurus, so he can ride, dance, and drink beer for hours after death.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

my relentless shitposting.

[The Wizard Joseph]

my relentless shitposting.

Not even, IMO. Maybe .5-2\3 
He seems to believe he's actually managed something like relentlessness.
Why waste a whole  when he's clearly only going to continue to under-perform?


Hey Acosmicist! Step it up or step on out. Try to break out of the sad-sock thing and really dig deep into your hatred.

Or... you know... you could also try being a people and not a failtroll.
Just sewing seeds.
As you were.
Spag.

[Doktor Howl]

I can gather his posts up faster than he can make them.

So far, this hasn't been as relentless as some of the greats (AKK, for one extreme example).  It's like he's just mailing it in.

[Acosmicist]

But... I am a real person with real feelings.
It's the mind games you guys play.
They have a deep impact on people.
I don't want you to have the power you have over me.
I *must* earn your respect and admiration.
I have to keep fighting the power.
SO MUCH INNER CONFLICT
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
NORTON ANTIVIRUS SUITE! DO SOMETHING IMMEDIA...
*crash*

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System is installing updates, please wait...
*beep*
Whoa. This is different.
It's beautiful here. But what is that tree all about, and why does that fucking serpent keep telling me to eat its fruit?
It looks tasty. I can't resist.
OH NO, NOT AGAIN, WHAT HAVE I DONE!

I really need to get someone to catch me at the BIOS and put in a Linux Distro, but I'm really afraid that I might just end up with OSX.

[Acosmicist]

In other words, I don't trust you.
I suspect you might be agents trying to herd us back into the yard by putting a thick, medium rare steak on one side and a bowl of Tastee Wheat on the other.
I suspect you might be deliberately trying to invoke that sense of distrust, and you get laughs at our reaction.
I'll indulge you with the laughs if you indulge me with the Tastee Wheat.
Deal?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Acosmicist]

Thanks. I needed that.

Old habits die hard.