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Nephew Twiddleton

#840
October 13, 2012, 04:21:46 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 04:18:01 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:15:50 AM
Also, what is Migo?

Half-crustacean half-fungus space aliens that live on Pluto and some times visit Earth to steal human brains.
Something that visited a strange white man in Providence in the 19th century.

I think I may have glutted myself too much on the Lovecraft in one se...

Oh wait... :checks book: Whisperer In The Darkness. Yuggoth.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#841
October 13, 2012, 04:25:29 AM
Well, anyway, Pluto is 5 light hours away.

The edge of the sun's gravitational dominance is about a light year away.

The sun's heliopause is being penetrated now with subrelativistic craft, after, what, 40 years?

10c opens up a lot of shit. And not just exotic shit. Shit that we can put to immediate use and immediate study, and immediate colonization.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#842
October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#843
October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#844
October 13, 2012, 05:12:01 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

It's the Greeks' fault. If they hadn't been fucking off drinking wine and owning slaves, we would have had largescale mechanical industry before Jebus was born, and the world would have ended due to global warming before were alive.

The Good Reverend Roger

#845
October 13, 2012, 05:17:40 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 05:12:01 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

It's the Greeks' fault. If they hadn't been fucking off drinking wine and owning slaves, we would have had largescale mechanical industry before Jebus was born, and the world would have ended due to global warming before were alive.

And those FUCKING ROMANS quit on us, and BAM!  Another 1000 years wasted.

Assholes.  WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ALIEN DANCING THING?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#846
October 13, 2012, 05:19:49 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:17:40 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 05:12:01 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

It's the Greeks' fault. If they hadn't been fucking off drinking wine and owning slaves, we would have had largescale mechanical industry before Jebus was born, and the world would have ended due to global warming before were alive.

And those FUCKING ROMANS quit on us, and BAM!  Another 1000 years wasted.

Assholes.  WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ALIEN DANCING THING?

Now I feel the urge to create a campaign setting around global warming occuring during the "dark ages" because of premature industrial revolution.

The Good Reverend Roger

#847
October 13, 2012, 05:28:38 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 05:19:49 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:17:40 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 13, 2012, 05:12:01 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

It's the Greeks' fault. If they hadn't been fucking off drinking wine and owning slaves, we would have had largescale mechanical industry before Jebus was born, and the world would have ended due to global warming before were alive.

And those FUCKING ROMANS quit on us, and BAM!  Another 1000 years wasted.

Assholes.  WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ALIEN DANCING THING?

Now I feel the urge to create a campaign setting around global warming occuring during the "dark ages" because of premature industrial revolution.

Wouldn't have happened the same way.  Global warming is a function of population.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#848
October 13, 2012, 05:44:38 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

NANOBOTS DUDE.

SORRY TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU ACTUALLY ARE GOING TO BE IMMORTAL.

REALLY REALLY SORRY.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU CAN RUIN TOILETS FOR LITERAL SHITS AND GIGGLES UNTIL YOU GET BORED WITH IT.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#849
October 13, 2012, 05:58:34 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 05:44:38 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

NANOBOTS DUDE.

SORRY TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU ACTUALLY ARE GOING TO BE IMMORTAL.

REALLY REALLY SORRY.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU CAN RUIN TOILETS FOR LITERAL SHITS AND GIGGLES UNTIL YOU GET BORED WITH IT.

If I can shit disassemblers, I'm okay with immortality.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#850
October 13, 2012, 06:05:20 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:58:34 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 05:44:38 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 13, 2012, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
In other words, I am really, really chuffed about 10c and will die happy if I see that happen.

BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO, COULD IT.

TGRR,
TOO FUCKING OLD NOW.

NANOBOTS DUDE.

SORRY TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU ACTUALLY ARE GOING TO BE IMMORTAL.

REALLY REALLY SORRY.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU CAN RUIN TOILETS FOR LITERAL SHITS AND GIGGLES UNTIL YOU GET BORED WITH IT.

If I can shit disassemblers, I'm okay with immortality.

\m/
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#851
October 13, 2012, 06:31:10 PM
From a phone interview I did a while ago.

me: So what are the biggest drug problems in the Valley, in your opinion?
interviewee: marijuana, followed by meth.

:lulz: Whut.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#852
October 13, 2012, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 13, 2012, 06:31:10 PM
From a phone interview I did a while ago.

me: So what are the biggest drug problems in the Valley, in your opinion?
interviewee: marijuana, followed by meth.

:lulz: Whut.

Well, you DID ask for the "biggest", not the "worst".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lenin McCarthy

#853
October 16, 2012, 12:52:27 AM

Don Coyote

#854
October 16, 2012, 01:39:41 AM
Wasn't there an incidence of homosexual necrophilia by a duck in a zoo?
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