Vermin Surpreme

[Meunster]

So which one of you is/knows him?

and why aren't you voting for a discordian president?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...because he isn't one?

[Meunster]

...because he isn't one?

He acts like one.

Can you be a discordianist with out knowing about discordianism?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...because he isn't one?

He acts like one.

Can you be a discordianist with out knowing about discordianism?

Sure. But what does a Discordian act like?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I mean, he runs pretty much every election, with the exact same schtick. That might be discordant, or it might not. He seems pretty cool, in general, but does that make him Discordian?

Is everyone you like Discordian, and everyone you don't like a Grayface?

How do you decide?

[Cain]

Sarah Palin's pretty Discordian.  So's Nigel Farage.  Doesn't mean I'd vote for either of them.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sarah Palin's pretty Discordian.  So's Nigel Farage.  Doesn't mean I'd vote for either of them.

Holy shit, Sarah Palin.  Yes. She's Discordian as fuck.

[Junkenstein]

UKIP in general are pretty discordian.

"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"

Fucked if I know.

[Aucoq]

UKIP in general are pretty discordian.

"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"

Fucked if I know.

What the hell? 

[Cain]

UKIP in general are pretty discordian.

"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"

Fucked if I know.

What the hell? 

UKIP has been courting a demographic, uh, at a high risk for early onsent Alzheimers.

Not that it shows or anything.

[Richter]

Look up a fellow named Bob Healey from the last RI governor's race.  Ran a campaign on about $40.  No major party, gave actual answers in each debate, and when he inevitably lost shrugge and went off to start another liquor venture.

Is there a bad side?  Somewhere, always, yes, but still fits my idea of a "discordian" candidate.  My idea means as much as my personal neon hot dog joint jesus to anyone not in my head.

[Doktor Howl]

UKIP in general are pretty discordian.

"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"

Fucked if I know.

Some days I want to be British so much it hurts.

[Eater of Clowns]

UKIP in general are pretty discordian.

"My mind is clear and my buttocks are smooth - Vote UKIP" One of their entities came out with that recently and it's baffling beyond words. These fuckers are actually insane. "Sane, with a shaved arse? Vote for racists!"

Fucked if I know.

Some days I want to be British so much it hurts.

The pain is your Cornish blood, which I continue to advise is best dealt with by regular leeching

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Look up a fellow named Bob Healey from the last RI governor's race.  Ran a campaign on about $40.  No major party, gave actual answers in each debate, and when he inevitably lost shrugge and went off to start another liquor venture.

Is there a bad side?  Somewhere, always, yes, but still fits my idea of a "discordian" candidate.  My idea means as much as my personal neon hot dog joint jesus to anyone not in my head.

"My personal neon hot dog joint Jesus" makes me want to go to Zach's Hot Dog Shack and find my savior.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

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