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Started by Adios, February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM

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Adios

Move it please, it actually fits in pretty good with BIP.

Telarus

I agree, and you've basically side-stepped one of the major pitfalls of Monotheism (the notion that a person's psyche consists of just one "self").

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Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on February 22, 2009, 03:59:50 AM
I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.

IDAMNWELLWANTTO

This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.

IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO

This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.

IDAMNWELLBETTER

This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.

IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT

This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.

My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.

This is my Church and my Gods.
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:mittens: yeah, good stuff.

I imagine a PROLLYOUGHTTO and a PROLLYSHOULDNT, but they aren't gods who give commandments.  They are more like helpful spirits who offer good advice.
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Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on February 24, 2009, 10:24:22 PM
:mittens: yeah, good stuff.

I imagine a PROLLYOUGHTTO and a PROLLYSHOULDNT, but they aren't gods who give commandments.  They are more like helpful spirits who offer good advice.

MYWIFE would also be the Avenging Angel of those subgods.

the other anonymous

I'd like to add:

THISSHOULDWORK -- god of seemingly good ideas that aren't,

and,

THATLLNEVERWORK -- god of seemingly bad ideas that aren't

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YOUCANTMAKEME, the stubborn godling that I can never quite get rid of.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

LMNO

YESDEAR, goddess of quiet aquiesence.

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Quote from: LMNO on April 04, 2009, 04:09:53 AM
YESDEAR, goddess of quiet aquiesence.

That phrase would give MYWIFE full permission to geld me.  I used it on my ex to avoid nonsense.