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I HATE YOU NEW GUY. I HATE YOU LIKE FIRE HATES THE RAIN. I HATE YOU LIKE JUSTINE SACCO HATES COMMON SENSE. I HATE YOU LIKE IAN MCKELLAN HATES SPENDING ALL DAY SITTING IN A ROOM BY HIMSELF PRETENDING TO BE TALKING TO HOBBITS WHEN THEY ARE IN FACT SEVERAL ROOMS OVER BECAUSE OF CAMERA TRICKS.

WE WERE FINE BEFORE YOU CAME, OKAY?

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

Whatever you do, CPD, if you find yourself in a situation where you require the assistance of your HIMEOBS security force, DO NOT authorise your unit to engage the threat in the Salazorian Battle Formation, no matter how strongly they recommend it... and they WILL recommend it.

I've heard it described as a combination between a human pyramid and a human centipede. Horrible, horrible.

Fuck Dingo's creative control. I'm going to give out pictures of dongs to people with CHASING ERIS written on them just in case his work ever makes it here.

This entire thing is beautiful.

"bounties have been collected" is misleading wording if nobody has been assassinated yet.

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Jesus fuck, is everyone okay?

Troy is a muscle-bound freak, but he moves like a cobra.  He's fine.

A few dozen grand worth of equipment, not so much.

So uuuuuhhhhh

What happened to make materials handler guy snap?

According to him, the demons in his head told him to do lots and lots of K in the bathroom.

Yeah, well. Maybe if you hadn't KILLED ALL THE ANGELS WITH YOUR DAMN RADIO.

I'm curious whether we're less happy or whether our depression detecting surveys are more sensitive and our answers to them are more open.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.

WHAT'S A DIMINUTIVE FORM OF "GRANNY"?

Material handler just went batshit on "K", and drove through building H knocking over shaker screens, tables, and trying to squish Troy.

Police & ambulance are here.  Guy DOES NOT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!

Everything is going all Tucson on me.

Holy shit.

This is how I dance to dubstep.

Well done, that man.

Google it and then imagine someone giving you one of those as an enema.

"Insensitive" is probably a better term than "offensive."

Yeah?  How?

IMO, because the rape survivors who are responding don't seem to feel that "Oompa, Loompa, floompity fail, if you're a rapist, you'll go to jail." conveys suitable gravitas for the experience it describes.

Nope. Most people have three totally new thoughts per week, not inspired by or derived from existing thoughts.

New thoughts, which exist in isolation from all else.

The trouble is, these thoughts are nonsense and quickly forgotten because of their lack of relevance to reality.