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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Brother Mythos

My mother was a sociopath.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Q. G. Pennyworth

The brain scan wasn't good.

Ziegejunge

That monolith wasn't there yesterday...

Brother Mythos

Don't worry, it ain't loaded.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

(not mine, I saw this on another webiste)

They're killing tiny horses again
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Brother Mythos

What could possibly go wrong?
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Meunster

Try to imagine Nietzsche happy
Poe's law ;)

Brother Mythos

This will not end well.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

POFP

The calls are rolling in.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Q. G. Pennyworth

The sores would not improve.

Brother Mythos

We're not in Kansas anymore.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

MMIX

"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Brother Mythos

Everyone's coming here for Christmas.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Cainad (dec.)

They found us. Stay calm.

Brother Mythos

Give me your honest opinion.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.