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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: -Kel- on February 24, 2010, 06:53:15 AM

Title: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
Post by: -Kel- on February 24, 2010, 06:53:15 AM

He had 12 drinking buddies.

He trained as a carpenter, but was unemployed.

He lived with his mother until he was 33.

He thought his mother was a virgin.

His mother thought he was God.
Title: Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
Post by: Richter on February 24, 2010, 01:03:14 PM
He had booze where most people should have blood.
Title: Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
Post by: Cramulus on February 24, 2010, 01:12:19 PM
isn't this just proof that the messiah is PAYNE?
Title: Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
Post by: Richter on February 24, 2010, 01:19:42 PM
The first noble truth is that life is Payne.
Title: Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2010, 09:15:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2010, 01:19:42 PM
The first noble truth is that life is Payne.

Amen, brother.
Title: Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
Post by: Payne on February 25, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
D/N/T, motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 25, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
Jesus seemed pretty peaceful for an Irishman. Just sayin.
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