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Interstellar spoilers requested

Started by P3nT4gR4m, November 13, 2014, 10:03:18 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

So I'm sitting with P3nTw1F3 watching Interstellar at the local cinema last night and it's 15 mins from the end and the movie has been pretty fucking sweet so far and then suddenly it freezes and we're left staring at a frozen image of Anne Hathaway while the staff try in vain to get mission control down south to reboot the projector. Turns out the IP tards don't trust local staff to run their projection systems, just in case they nip back after hours and shoot a telesync for piratebay so the upshot is I'm going to have to nip along to piratebay tonight and download a telesync just so I can find out how the fucking movie ends  :argh!:

In the meantime. Feel free to regail me with outlandish tales of what happens in the final 15 mins.

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Cain

Anne Hathaway poses in the same position for 15 minutes, making you think the film has frozen.

P3nT4gR4m

Thought had crossed my mind. Now I'm wondering if everything that I've experienced since is still part of the movie. :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Quote from: Cain on November 13, 2014, 10:11:57 AM
Anne Hathaway poses in the same position for 15 minutes, making you think the film has frozen.

:mittens:

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Quote from: Faust on November 13, 2014, 05:50:49 PM
It turns out that the black holes gravitational force is being generated by Stanley Kubrick spinning in his grave
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