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The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 27, 2011, 07:11:36 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2012, 06:31:53 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 29, 2012, 06:30:18 PM
Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

Good Stuff!

Yes, but those are the 3 most glaring examples.

Also, supply-side economics.  There is NO evidence of it working, and TONS of evidence that it fails.

But we have to listen to people jabber about it at LEAST every 4 years.

But, But it trickles and floats boats, so it must be sound economic policy... or water... but those are close to the same thing, right?
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2012, 06:31:53 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 29, 2012, 06:30:18 PM
Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

Good Stuff!

Yes, but those are the 3 most glaring examples.

Also, supply-side economics.  There is NO evidence of it working, and TONS of evidence that it fails.

But we have to listen to people jabber about it at LEAST every 4 years.

It's getting to be that time.  :x
Might make myself scarce on facebook if it starts looking like the LOLZ no longer outweigh the VOM factor.
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"If they only jabber about it once every four years, they are talking bullshit that never works, aimed at idiots with no memory and limited imagination."
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

101.  If you throw a line out there to offend someone, why are you surprised when they get offended?

102.  If you make a living by driving truckloads of bees around, there's no need to worry about how much liability insurance you have.

103.  Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

104.  #103 does not work on people.

105.  #103 does not work on relationships.

106.  Policemen, as a rule, have no sense of humor.  Do not act as if they do.

107.  It might go IN easily.  A doctor may be required to get it OUT.  Consider this in advance.

108.  Don't do this.

109.  If I can't whup it, I'll GO DOWN. (CotSG proverb).

110.  Being witty on facebook is like being Albert Einstien in a school for the mentally handicapped.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

A sufficiently advanced ideology is indistinguishable from mental retardation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:33:05 AM
Porno Myth #1: If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

Bump.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pere Ubu

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 28, 2012, 07:47:42 PM110.  Being witty on facebook is like being Albert Einstein in a school for the mentally handicapped.

Also holds true for 93.6% of comment threads/forums on the Internet, I've discovered.

Especially Youtube. CRIPES.
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