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Hey there Noobies and Jadites- This is for the Noobies

You will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
Just try to ignore them and go about your merry maddness.

There are those of us here who will try to counteract their discouragement.

Please stick around. We NEED new blood!

Be who you are.
And remember- Just because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.

Once there was a student of a Guru, who was always asking his master for a hit of the great stuff he was on- but the Master always said no.

Then one night, the Master decided to give the studen a chance. He sent the student home, then dressed in rags, smeared shit on his face, and followed his pupil screaming "DRINK MY PISS! DRINK MY PISS!"

The student was frightened and ran. The Master ran after him still screaming, "DRINK MY PISS! DRINK MY PISS!" Finnaly he cornered the student, but the boy punched him and got away.

If only the student had realized- The drug passed through the urine.
So he missed his chance.

Bu-dum-bum- ching!

I am compiling a organazational chart of the POEE/Discordian Society/GUF:.EA for my soon to be finished book,

"Los Frupanishads" or "The Emperor Norton's New Clothes"

All Cabals wishing to be listed please give a nod-
Cross referencing and footnotes will be considered.

Hail Eris!