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February 10, 2005, 06:53:55 AM
"Why not?"~Timothy Leary
"I feel like a tired child home from a very wild circus"~Lord Omar
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"~Karl Marx
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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Mangrove

#1
February 10, 2005, 10:53:08 AM
"i told you i was sick!" - spike milligan
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Ben

#2
February 10, 2005, 11:40:41 AM
Found on a tombstone epitaph:

Free your body and soul
Unleash your powerful wings
Climb the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air

You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are.

Hoshiko

#3
February 10, 2005, 01:14:33 PM
"I see that you have made three spelling mistakes." - Marquis de Favras
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

LMNO

#4
February 10, 2005, 02:06:00 PM
"I fucking drank what?!" - Socrates

Horab Fibslager

#5
February 10, 2005, 05:29:27 PM
OMFG WTF?!?!?!?!?!!0 HAX0RZ!!!!!!!!!
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

#6
February 10, 2005, 08:51:01 PM
Ouch, that was my foot. Could you please move?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

-->Eris<--

#7
February 10, 2005, 08:54:44 PM
Don't look up.
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Chef

#8
February 10, 2005, 09:07:34 PM
"DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY...TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING."
-MY MAN PANCHO VILLA.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Bella

#9
February 10, 2005, 09:08:37 PM
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."

Oscar Wilde
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Ben

#10
February 10, 2005, 09:16:58 PM
"Here lies somebody.  Who is no business of yours." -somebody determined to die anonymous.

bob-o

#11
February 10, 2005, 09:55:57 PM
"i wonder what this button does"
"the use of fasteners is to be next to godliness" - R.H.Howes

Cain

#12
February 10, 2005, 09:57:07 PM
Quote from: Chef"DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY...TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING."
-MY MAN PANCHO VILLA.

That was the one I was thinking of, I couldnt remember his name though!  Brilliant final words though!

Chef

#13
February 10, 2005, 11:09:28 PM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiation"shit shit shit shit shit!!" - Gen. Custer

WRONG.

"WHERE THE *FUCK* DID ALL OF THESE INDIANS COME FROM?"
- GENERAL CUSTER
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

EraPassing

#14
February 11, 2005, 12:56:30 AM
Which resembles what the captain of the Titanic said:

"Where'd that fucking icerburg come from!?"
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?
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