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The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

Started by Suu, August 23, 2011, 02:23:49 AM

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Suu

There is something spinning in the Atlantic.

Her name is Irene.

I fucking DARE YOU.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Looks like she's projected to ground in the Carolinas, unless something drastic shifts.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

It's called the Gulf Stream. I wouldn't call it a Carolinacane until it's parallel with the Bahamas. If the water off of Bermuda is warm enough to spawn 1 flaggers, it can sustain a good sized storm right up Narragansett Bay.

BRING IT, GODDAMNIT.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Oh ho! I shouldn't have opened my mouf.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

PLEASE SEND THAT BITCH TO TEXAS IT'S BEEN TRIPLE DIGITS SINCE MARCH OR SOME SHIT I DON'T CARE IF MY ROOF TEARS OFF THIS IS A FUCKING RENTAL ANYWAY NEED WIND AND RAIN OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASES
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 04:27:09 AM
PLEASE SEND THAT BITCH TO TEXAS IT'S BEEN TRIPLE DIGITS SINCE MARCH OR SOME SHIT I DON'T CARE IF MY ROOF TEARS OFF THIS IS A FUCKING RENTAL ANYWAY NEED WIND AND RAIN OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASES

You can have my share.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

I'm so glad I went grocery shopping!

However, I don't plan on sticking around this apartment for very long if it sticks with being a direct hit. Tropical storm force winds can still take a patched roof off, and the last direct hit we had, Hanna, made the Monastery sway violently, again, just as a 1-flagger. So I'll talk to Herbert about coming to get my computer out of here, because I can't afford to lose it. My fabric will get tarped up before I evac.

This obviously means it's time to evacuate to lower-ground for the usual hurricane shenanigans. Janelle the Canuckistani has NEVER SEEN A STORM. So, even if it's the usual fly by, I'm taking her to Pt. Judith to watch it roll in on Sunday, and hopefully we can catch the hurricane barrier close too.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Jim Cantore is in Providence.

I need to not want to go and hump his leg.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Kai

If it hits the carolina coast I'm going to be sorely dissapointed. Because I was down there, just a month ago!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Epimetheus

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 04:27:09 AM
PLEASE SEND THAT BITCH TO TEXAS IT'S BEEN TRIPLE DIGITS SINCE MARCH OR SOME SHIT I DON'T CARE IF MY ROOF TEARS OFF THIS IS A FUCKING RENTAL ANYWAY NEED WIND AND RAIN OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASES

yes, this, there very well may be a hurricane of sweat, over on this end of things.
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Suu

Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 25, 2011, 05:14:46 AM
If it hits the carolina coast I'm going to be sorely dissapointed. Because I was down there, just a month ago!

Stephanie Abrams is there.

Hurricanes only hit where Abrams and Cantore are. I'm getting excited.  :fap: :fap: :fap:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Outer Banks are now officially under a watch. They are starting to move the track. Forecast model is following Gloria 1985.

3 day cone.

5 day cone.

She's slowing down, too. Which, btw, is not always a good thing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Disco Pickle

 :argh!:

Hurricane's always give the finger to NoFlorida and head to the Carolina's

I actually like a good hurricane.
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Suu

Well, J-Ville doesn't exact stick out into the Atlantic with a big "HIT ME" sign like the Outer Banks do.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

I hope it doesn't hit Boston til Monday morning.
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