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COOL KIDS KLUB

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, November 20, 2013, 08:29:40 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

I'm currently writing about my goddamned hero as per Hoops' request, but please sign me up.

hooplala

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.

And the token black kid is really Al Jolson.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.

And the token black kid is really Al Jolson.

Why is there always a kid in a wheelchair?  And why is he always so fucking happy about it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.

And the token black kid is really Al Jolson.

Why is there always a kid in a wheelchair?  And why is he always so fucking happy about it?

MOXIE!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

There he is!



You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member!  :ECH:

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Chelagoras The Boulder

Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
There he is!



You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
I remember seeing one episode where that kid was gonna get on the football team. Their strategy: use him as a battering ram. I SHIT YOU NOT
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Faust

Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
There he is!



You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
yes yes no yes yes yes yes no yes yes no yes yes yes no yes yes yes
Sleepless nights at the chateau

hooplala

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 09:34:31 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
There he is!

You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
I remember seeing one episode where that kid was gonna get on the football team. Their strategy: use him as a battering ram. I SHIT YOU NOT

That's what makes him handicapable!


"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Verbal Mike

So a year ago I was having weirdly specific connection problems for PD.COM only [true story!] so I just kind of stopped coming here.
Now this is the first thread I went into. Am I in?
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
So a year ago I was having weirdly specific connection problems for PD.COM only [true story!] so I just kind of stopped coming here.
Now this is the first thread I went into. Am I in?

First you have to eat a bug.

Payne gets to pick the bug.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Verbal Mike

Did...did the other kids have to eat a bug too? :(
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.