Credo

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I believe that everyone needs some weirdness in their life.

I believe that everyone fucking needs to swear more.

I believe that being a smartass is the best medicine.

I believe in yelling at people on the internet, because if I don't yell at them then the internet will be wrong, and that's not allowed on my watch.

I believe in getting drunk on Tuesday night.

I believe that adequate food, water, sanitation, shelter, and health care are basic goddamn human rights.

I believe hitting people with pies is an appropriate expression of free speech.

I believe in causing trouble.

I believe in dressing like an idiot.

I believe that staring at your navel too long results in a headache.

I believe in good design and silly fonts.

I believe the two party system is a miserable failure.

I believe in delicious things.

I believe in making stuff.

I believe that heaven is for chumps.

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[Reginald Ret]

We believe that everyone needs some weirdness in their life.

We believe that everyone fucking needs to swear more.

We believe that being a smartass is the best medicine.

We believe in yelling at people on the internet, because if we don't yell at them then the internet will be wrong, and that's not allowed on our watch.

We believe in getting drunk on Tuesday night.

We believe that adequate food, water, sanitation, shelter, and health care are basic goddamn human rights.

We believe hitting people with pies is an appropriate expression of free speech.

We believe in causing trouble.

We believe in dressing like an idiot.

We believe that staring at your navel too long results in a headache.

We believe in good design and silly fonts.

We believe the two party system is a miserable failure.

We believe in delicious things.

We believe in making stuff.

We believe that heaven is for chumps.

Seconded. Also, yoinked, printed, and taped to the wall at work.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Feel free to add, subtract, staple and mutilate as you see fit

[Reginald Ret]

Feel free to add, subtract, staple and mutilate as you see fit

Already on it. The two party system is not applicable here 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

"dressing like idiots" would be better for the plural.

[Reginald Ret]

"dressing like idiots" would be better for the plural.

NO! We will collectively dress like one idiot! Everybody gets part of one silly costume, to be integrated in their normal clothes in a way that does not make it noticable. Thus only we will know we are dressed like an idiot. We are idiot and we are legion. We are ubiquitous and superior, superior because we have an in-joke.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like this.

[Ben Shapiro]

+1 internet.