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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Lookit all mah little miracles! (thunk)
March 07, 2022, 06:46:12 PM #2
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
March 07, 2022, 06:37:43 PM
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
January 30, 2015, 05:57:25 PMQuote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on January 30, 2015, 10:12:22 AM
Just to clarify, "OPEN BAR" means "place to shout out random shit that's going in your life," right?
Actually, OPEN BAR is where my followers come to worship me.
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: On the anniversary of her birth, I show you the future of AMERICA!
July 09, 2014, 03:31:27 AM
The next time there's a school shooting, I'm blaming this video.
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Dear Open Bar,
May 04, 2014, 07:59:04 PMQuote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?
Why is there only one of you?
#6
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: BRING BACK THE FLUFF
April 12, 2012, 08:06:27 PMQuote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 12, 2012, 08:00:04 PM
OB! I missed ya, pal. Where's the scrid at?
Last I heard he was at Richter's place creating a holy mess. It was only a matter of time before he was dumped at the City Limits with a couple of bucks and a prosthetic thumb.
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: A Few Words on Butthurt
April 12, 2012, 06:46:22 PM #8
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: BRING BACK THE FLUFF
April 12, 2012, 06:23:27 PMQuote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2012, 06:21:04 PM
He returns!
Yup. Just like Jesus ('cept with pretzels and cocktail napkins)
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z
May 06, 2010, 07:08:47 PMQuote from: MMIX on May 06, 2010, 01:29:15 AM
J is for
Jesus is in your bedroom - yes, we now have ChristianSexShops . . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2010/may/04/christian-sex-toys
and don't worry girls, because Jebus knows where your G-spot is . . .
and if you pray hard enough he might tell your SO
How did you post this and not reference the SECOND COMING?
#12
Or Kill Me / Re: St. Hugh's Rant # 7: The sound of one hand slapping
May 06, 2010, 06:44:16 PMQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 08, 2003, 09:52:28 AM
RANT#7: The Upstart of One Hand Clapping
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'M LIKE A REALLY DEEP BUDDHIST GUY NOW THAT I'M NOT A FLUFFY WICCAN BUT I STILL THINK THE IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY ARE AN OK BUNCH OF GUYS. NO RLY. ASK ME ANYTHING
PS STABBITY TEQUILA GOATFUCK
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Mangrove, RIP
May 06, 2010, 06:38:48 PM
Things you didn't know about Mangrove that were secret but now revealed in light of his recent passing.
1) He wasn't an expert on jazz. In actuality,he owned one Acker Bilk album on 8 track tape.
2) He told people he listened to Sonic Youth to sound cool. (see above)
3) In spite of his intricate (eg: boring) posts about the Qabalah and the numerical permutations of Gematria, he was horrible at math. In fact, his level of numeracy would embarrass even the most brain dead check out clerk.
4) He secretly hoped to be cast in a hit sit-com.
5) He told people his favorite book was 'Ulysses' by James Joyce. In fact, his favorite reading material was Archie Comics. Furthermore, he always had a thing for Betty Cooper.
1) He wasn't an expert on jazz. In actuality,he owned one Acker Bilk album on 8 track tape.
2) He told people he listened to Sonic Youth to sound cool. (see above)
3) In spite of his intricate (eg: boring) posts about the Qabalah and the numerical permutations of Gematria, he was horrible at math. In fact, his level of numeracy would embarrass even the most brain dead check out clerk.
4) He secretly hoped to be cast in a hit sit-com.
5) He told people his favorite book was 'Ulysses' by James Joyce. In fact, his favorite reading material was Archie Comics. Furthermore, he always had a thing for Betty Cooper.
#14
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Nook wtfpwn-l33th4x0r3d for free web browsing on AT&T's networks
April 30, 2010, 03:29:45 PM
Imposting on the. Nook drinkin coffeee where is scrid
