Spagbook

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I spent all week on a costume for the contest at the pub down the street and they turned me away at the door because my ID is expired. 31 this week. Fuck all the things.

What am I going to do with a prosthetic tentacleface now?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I spent all week on a costume for the contest at the pub down the street and they turned me away at the door because my ID is expired. 31 this week. Fuck all the things.

What am I going to do with a prosthetic tentacleface now?

I'm disappointed you are even able to express that as a question 

[Ben Shapiro]

I am EL MAESTRO, CAMPEON DE LA EDUCACION! I WILL BREAK THE BACK OF IGNORANCE WITH MY KNEE LIKE SO MUCH BATMAN!

<3

[President Television]

I am EL MAESTRO, CAMPEON DE LA EDUCACION! I WILL BREAK THE BACK OF IGNORANCE WITH MY KNEE LIKE SO MUCH BATMAN!
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Magnificent.

[Dildo Argentino]

At a demo with the kids, the dog, and the improvised screaming machine. We left before the grappling with the riot control police began.

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You're the one wearing sweatpants and a leather jacket I presume.

[Eater of Clowns]

You're the one wearing sweatpants and a leather jacket I presume.

He is the white one in the lower left wearing a black collar.

He is ADORABLE.

[EK WAFFLR]

He's got mad style, I'll give him that.

[Dildo Argentino]

waxed cotton, but yeah.

[Ben Shapiro]

SFW VIDEO:
Rock N Roll Bear

[Reginald Ret]

Friend's 30th birthdayparty yesterday.
I am overhung.
I woke up and I couldn't find my glasses. I put on my spare (old) glasses but that didn't help at all. In the end I had to stumble downstairs, find my prescription sunglasses and use those to find my regular glasses. It turns out they were in the windowsill near my computer. Apparently I tried to play a game or something when I got home yesterday? I can't remember.

The life of an alcoholic is rough.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My first husband used to wear sweatpants in public.

He's dead now.


Coincidence?

[Ben Shapiro]

Walked to the store to help myself get use to walking again.
Felt great. In the last 7 weeks of not moving I dropped 30 lbs.
I should be kicking people in the face by Fat Fuck Day.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Walked to the store to help myself get use to walking again.
Felt great. In the last 7 weeks of not moving I dropped 30 lbs.
I should be kicking people in the face by Fat Fuck Day.

You guys are ADORABLE.

[EK WAFFLR]

My first husband used to wear sweatpants in public.

He's dead now.


Coincidence?

I occasionally wear sweatpants in public. During the two-minute walk to/from the gym. I bow my head in shame every time.