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anger rising, fucking mormons

Started by -Kel-, January 08, 2010, 06:52:14 PM

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-Kel-

Church buys prime downtown real estate
Salt Lake City » LDS official calls 13 acres a long-term investment.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14142357

"The purchase, announced Thursday, runs counter to the church's statements over the years that it does not want to keep expanding its downtown real-estate empire, which already consists of the equivalent of more than six city blocks."


"We don't want to, in any way, have a situation where it can be said that the church is trying to control the city," Burton said at the time. "What we're trying to do is control that part of our destiny that is immediately adjacent to the most important, sacred parts of the property owned by the church."

FUCK YOU!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

LOL Mormons.

"We're not trying to control the city.  That's why we're buying it."
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Freeky

What else would you expect from mormons? I mean, some of them came up with sparkly vampires.


SPARKLY GODDAMN VAMPIRES! GODDAMMIT!

-Kel-

Steps to a sweet land deal:
They seem to be doing power through positive real estate!
    1. Shut down downtown retail

    2. Watch property values plummet as existing businesses die off

    3. Buy downtown property at bargain-basement prices

Soon, you won't have to go to Temple Square. Temple Square will come to you.

Does this mean that, someday, all of downtown will be off-limits to gays? Not to mention nightclubs? And will those crazy-annoying born-again anti-Mormon protesters have to set up on every streetcorner in the downtown area?

Time will tell.

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QuoteAnd will those crazy-annoying born-again anti-Mormon protesters have to set up on every streetcorner in the downtown area?

I hope so, the ones outside the temple seem to have figured out not to wander into traffic, fresh meat is needed.
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cavehamster

I saw that too and thought the same thing.  Just how much of downtown needs to be Mormon property? 

Maybe if they spew enough hot air they can do something about the temperature inversions that make the valley suck so much this time of year.

I live 2 houses down from a church or temple or whatever the fuck they erect, and have been so far disappointed they have not come to bother me.  I think it's about time I printed up some postergasm stuff and put on the pole down there...

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: cavehamster on January 11, 2010, 03:10:46 AM
I think it's about time I printed up some postergasm stuff and put on the pole down there...

If by that you mean : :lmnuendo:

FUCKIN DO IT!

cavehamster

Quote from: Burns on January 11, 2010, 05:47:14 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 11, 2010, 03:10:46 AM
I think it's about time I printed up some postergasm stuff and put on the pole down there...

If by that you mean : :lmnuendo:

FUCKIN DO IT!

In retrospect, this sounds far more kinky than I intended, and much more funny for it.  Thanks ;)

-Kel-

Quote from: cavehamster on January 11, 2010, 03:10:46 AM
I saw that too and thought the same thing.  Just how much of downtown needs to be Mormon property? 

Maybe if they spew enough hot air they can do something about the temperature inversions that make the valley suck so much this time of year.

I live 2 houses down from a church or temple or whatever the fuck they erect, and have been so far disappointed they have not come to bother me.  I think it's about time I printed up some postergasm stuff and put on the pole down there...

you live in slc?

cavehamster


-Kel-


cavehamster

Dubious, I've only lived here a few years...

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