Hipsters fucking love the hurdy-gurdy

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

This Thread = Filthy Hipsters discussing the prices of disgusting Hipster drinks.

This thread makes me want to drink

Dude. Consuming liquids is SOOOOO mainstream.

Dude. Breathing is soooooooo mainstream.

Thats why I have gills.

[East Coast Hustle]

One time, I saw a guy with mutton chops and buddy holly glasses riding a bicycle in cowboy boots.


Me:   

I saw I guy riding a tall bike down Belmont wearing black-framed glasses and a hooded wizard cape. I laughed so hard that I almost got run over.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fuck you I love the hurdy-gurdy.  Hurdy-gurdies are fucking metal:

evidence:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYKsQqQgSk

RWHN,
Heavy Metal Hipster

Self contradictory. Hipsters assimilate Metal culture for their own ironic and retro purposes.
Metalheads have a sense of trveness, and an unassuageable instinct to destroy the hipster for said cultural assimilation.

Behold the use of Judas Priest iconography for Weezer. It is blasphemy of the worst type. The infidels and heretics must be purged.

Doktor Blight,
An un-ironic Metalhead

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Speaking of hipsters, one of the bars by my house now has PBR on tap.

I didn't even know it CAME that way! The only benefit to PBR is that it's cheap. If it's on tap it better be like $.75/pint.

Except when the bartenders catch on and start charging close to $4 for PBR because it's suddenly popular and trendy.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

One time, I saw a guy with mutton chops and buddy holly glasses riding a bicycle in cowboy boots.


Me:   

I saw I guy riding a tall bike down Belmont wearing black-framed glasses and a hooded wizard cape. I laughed so hard that I almost got run over.

Due to this post, I think that whenever I have the misfortune of spending too much time in Allston I will intentionally laugh and point at the hipsters going "You're a fucking hipster! Stop conforming!"

[E.O.T.]

Fuck you I love the hurdy-gurdy.  Hurdy-gurdies are fucking metal:

evidence:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYKsQqQgSk

RWHN,
Heavy Metal Hipster

THOSE TWO GIRLS

          ought to start their own band.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If other people see you as a hipster, you are one. No hipster EVER self-identifies as a hipster!

I believe you might be the only one who has ever suggested that, lol.

Oh, by no means. It was a new concept to me until a few weeks ago. But since it was brought to my attention, I've observed that it's true.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck you I love the hurdy-gurdy.  Hurdy-gurdies are fucking metal:

evidence:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYKsQqQgSk

RWHN,
Heavy Metal Hipster

Self contradictory. Hipsters assimilate Metal culture for their own ironic and retro purposes.
Metalheads have a sense of trveness, and an unassuageable instinct to destroy the hipster for said cultural assimilation.

Behold the use of Judas Priest iconography for Weezer. It is blasphemy of the worst type. The infidels and heretics must be purged.

Doktor Blight,
An un-ironic Metalhead

Um.

Pretty much EVERYONE who was a metalhead after 1990 is a hipster.

[East Coast Hustle]

I assume that you're just trying to get peoples' goats, because THAT statement is patently ridiculous.

Or, you may just not know any real metalheads.

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm a person, fuck all the rest of you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I assume that you're just trying to get peoples' goats, because THAT statement is just patently ridiculous. You may just not know any real metalheads.

"Real metalheads" who discovered metal after 1990??? That's like being a "real punk" who discovered punk rock after 1990.

Pretty much all hipsters do is A. deny being hipsters, and B. make fun of people they think are hipsters. That, and play the "realer than you" game.

And love hurdy-gurdies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm a person, fuck all the rest of you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Juana]

I think I'm going to introduce my violin-playing sister to these. I want her to learn it

If other people see you as a hipster, you are one. No hipster EVER self-identifies as a hipster!

I believe you might be the only one who has ever suggested that, lol.

Oh, by no means. It was a new concept to me until a few weeks ago. But since it was brought to my attention, I've observed that it's true.

Oh, ok, lol. I'm definitely inclined to agree with you on them never self-identifying as such.

[E.O.T.]

Fuck you I love the hurdy-gurdy.  Hurdy-gurdies are fucking metal:

evidence:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYKsQqQgSk

RWHN,
Heavy Metal Hipster

Self contradictory. Hipsters assimilate Metal culture for their own ironic and retro purposes.
Metalheads have a sense of trveness, and an unassuageable instinct to destroy the hipster for said cultural assimilation.

Behold the use of Judas Priest iconography for Weezer. It is blasphemy of the worst type. The infidels and heretics must be purged.

Doktor Blight,
An un-ironic Metalhead

Um.

Pretty much EVERYONE who was a metalhead after 1990 is a hipster.

OH,

         you mean like YOU - who just got into STRYPER, WINGER & KYX in the last few years because I turned you onto them?!

ALSO;

         -don't mess with the metalheads cuz they're like fucking librarians of guitar and you CANNOT WIN!!