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Don't Set Your Sights TOO High, Little Johnny

Started by Sister_Gothique, January 13, 2010, 10:29:07 PM

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Dot Ardella

#45
January 18, 2010, 02:24:43 AM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on January 13, 2010, 10:29:07 PM

Wtf, America?!

Don't worry, as far as I can see, that toy isn't that much more sophisticated than what they currently use at Mc Donalds.
:wave:

Freeky

#46
January 18, 2010, 03:13:16 AM
I've been trying to scour the antique shops for those metal Tonka trucks for Monkeyh to play with. These plastic ones, he'll destroy them in three months, easy.

Eater of Clowns

#47
January 18, 2010, 05:56:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 18, 2010, 03:13:16 AM
I've been trying to scour the antique shops for those metal Tonka trucks for Monkeyh to play with. Those metal ones, they'll destroy him in three months, easy.
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Freeky

#48
January 18, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 18, 2010, 05:56:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 18, 2010, 03:13:16 AM
I've been trying to scour the antique shops for those metal Tonka trucks for Monkeyh to play with. Those metal ones, they'll destroy him in three months, easy.


He's a tough little guy, and he learns not to do a thing again if it hurts. This is no decade for the timid, after all, and I want him to survive.

Jasper

#49
January 20, 2010, 04:37:47 AM
I had a metal truck once as a kid.  I pushed it into a piece of jagged sidewalk while running, did a flip, and fell on my face.  It hurt, and if I did more shit like that as a kid I would be indestructible.

President Television

#50
January 20, 2010, 04:39:17 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 10:33:58 PM
What the fuck is with toys these days?  When I was a kid we played with action figures and legos and k'nex.  Stuff that encouraged us to act like heroes and create new things. 

Knex are the fucking bomb.

Just wanted to mention this.
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BabylonHoruv

#51
January 20, 2010, 04:44:50 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 20, 2010, 04:39:17 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 10:33:58 PM
What the fuck is with toys these days?  When I was a kid we played with action figures and legos and k'nex.  Stuff that encouraged us to act like heroes and create new things. 

Knex are the fucking bomb.

Just wanted to mention this.

I thought these looked pretty kick ass

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Jasper

#52
January 20, 2010, 04:44:58 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 20, 2010, 04:39:17 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 10:33:58 PM
What the fuck is with toys these days?  When I was a kid we played with action figures and legos and k'nex.  Stuff that encouraged us to act like heroes and create new things.  

Knex are the fucking bomb.

Just wanted to mention this.

Shit yeah.  When I first got some, they were so creatively open-ended that I wasn't quite sure what to do with them, but that passed.

ThatGreenGentleman

#53
January 23, 2010, 01:25:19 AM
I remember once when I was little, I pretended that Ken was a pimp, and Barbie was a hooker who didn't make enough money for Ken, so Ken had her killed, and her body dumped at a river...
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Freeky

#54
January 23, 2010, 01:30:01 AM
Wow, chicka. Seriously. :lulz:

NotPublished

#55
January 23, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: Oh man! That is soo twisted its awesome
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#56
January 27, 2010, 04:00:07 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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