I ask this out of mere curiosity, of course.
Sprinkler system, assuming roof leaks aren't that common out there.
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 09:41:35 PM
Sprinkler system, assuming roof leaks aren't that common out there.
Only in monsoon season.
Also, I don't know about blood but I'd prefer it to the fine brew of dead insulation, mumified squirel, and racoon scat that seeps through sometimes.
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 09:57:02 PM
Also, I don't know about blood but I'd prefer it to the fine brew of dead insulation, mumified squirel, and racoon scat that seeps through sometimes.
There's a great big fucking dead rat up there somewhere.
I know this because I shot the monstrous bastard with a nail gun last year. His carcass went flying around, and I'm not sure where it wound up. Since this used to be a lab, there's so much ducting and conduit up there that there's no hope of finding it. Fortunately, things dessicate here, so no stink.
step 1. capture vulture or other carrion feeder
step 2. release into drop ceiling
YES.
Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.
Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.
Did someone say Dermestidae? (http://www.skulltaxidermy.com/kits.html)
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.
Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.
Did someone say Dermestidae? (http://www.skulltaxidermy.com/kits.html)
FUCK. Those things work like the scarabs in the mummy movies.
It would be a rotten shame if someone filled up our engineer's office with those brutal little bastards.
Damn. Those things are cooler than guinea worms!
:x
Unfortunately they only eat dead animal tissue, not living. Still, they could be a total nuisance.
Know anyone who has a bunch of furs/leather/mounted animals/bug collections? 8)
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.
Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.
Did someone say Dermestidae? (http://www.skulltaxidermy.com/kits.html)
Everything about that website is creepy as fuck. Bins of flesh-eating beetles? Start your own bone-cleaning business!
WHO
WHO SAYS TO THEMSELVES, "HAY, THE LINE OF WORK I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IS BONE-CLEANING"?
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
Unfortunately they only eat dead animal tissue, not living.
FAIL
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 31, 2009, 10:33:06 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.
Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.
Did someone say Dermestidae? (http://www.skulltaxidermy.com/kits.html)
Everything about that website is creepy as fuck. Bins of flesh-eating beetles? Start your own bone-cleaning business!
WHO
WHO SAYS TO THEMSELVES, "HAY, THE LINE OF WORK I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IS BONE-CLEANING"?
:wave:
TGRR,
Will need billions of the little bastards.
Set them on people with chronic ifnections or diabetic legs
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:39:36 PM
Set them on people with chronic ifnections or diabetic legs
:vom:
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:39:36 PM
Set them on people with chronic ifnections or diabetic legs
Doesn't it take some of the fun out of it if the target can only hobble away slowly? I know I'm new here, but that doesn't sound terribly sporting.
Decent point, but sporting is generally for people I like, though.
You could start a human bot fly colony instead.
just burn the panels, which can be incriminating
get new ones
hydrogen peroxide in a spray bottle. When the panels stop bubbling, use any all purpose cleaner and a scrub brush. The blood needs to be fairly fresh for this to work, (a couple days, maybe longer), and if its exposed to high heat the blood will stain, and the peroxide won't help anymore.
*Has gotten out way too much blood over the years.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 01, 2009, 02:33:35 AM
hydrogen peroxide in a spray bottle. When the panels stop bubbling, use any all purpose cleaner and a scrub brush. The blood needs to be fairly fresh for this to work, (a couple days, maybe longer), and if its exposed to high heat the blood will stain, and the peroxide won't help anymore.
*Has gotten out way too much blood over the years.
Why are you talking to me?
This thread made me laugh till I crapped.
CRAPPED!!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: