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Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth

Started by Elder Iptuous, June 16, 2012, 02:27:27 AM

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Elder Iptuous

June 16, 2012, 02:27:27 AM
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/326727

Title pretty much says it all....
:ohnotache:
(is there a 'cringe' emote?)

Freeky

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June 16, 2012, 02:39:41 AM

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
June 16, 2012, 02:54:50 AM
GHAAAAA FISH PR0N
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#3
June 16, 2012, 03:48:02 AM
 :eek: :eek: :eek:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
June 16, 2012, 04:55:56 AM
Fish spooge.

In the MOUTH.

Then...

Sperm BUGS.

Painfully ATTACHING themselves.

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING AND NEEDS TO BE SHARED ON FACEBOOK: "IF YOU DON'T REPOST, YOU DON'T LOVE GOD, COUNTRY AND THE CHILDREN!"

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
June 16, 2012, 06:55:40 PM
Well, if I didn't avoid seafood before...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
June 16, 2012, 07:28:10 PM
Where is Squiddy? Bet she'd LOVE this.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
June 16, 2012, 08:15:50 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
June 16, 2012, 09:25:28 PM
 :horrormirth:

MY MOUTH IS NOT AN INCUBATOR!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

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June 17, 2012, 02:36:54 AM
it's particularly disturbing if you just saw Prometheus...
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