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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 09, 2010, 09:22:25 PM

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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 09, 2010, 09:22:25 PM
(BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, FREAK THE FUCK OUT, USE CAPSLOCK WHERE NECESSARY)
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Post by: Freeky on February 09, 2010, 09:33:39 PM
DOKTOR HOWL KEEPS TRYING TO TAKE MY PUPPY! IT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY! :x
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Post by: Salty on February 09, 2010, 09:37:10 PM
TAXES! THE DOMINAINT PARADIGM IS FORCING ME TO ABORT MY PREGNANCY! I DON'T EVEN OWN A UTERUS! WINDFALL!
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 09:38:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 09:33:39 PM
DOKTOR HOWL KEEPS TRYING TO TAKE MY PUPPY! IT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY! :x

IT'S FOR SCIENCE!

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Post by: Freeky on February 09, 2010, 09:44:15 PM
SCIENCE WASN'T MADE WITH PUPPY-SURVIVABILITY IN MIND!
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 09:44:15 PM
SCIENCE WASN'T MADE WITH PUPPY-SURVIVABILITY IN MIND!

WE CAN REBUILD HIM.  WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
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Post by: Freeky on February 09, 2010, 09:52:16 PM
I LIKE PICKLES THE WAY HE IS!
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 09:52:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 09:52:16 PM
I LIKE PICKLES THE WAY HE IS!

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR PUPPY.

(CHEEZY 70s THEME SONG)
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Post by: AFK on February 10, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
FRANK MURTHA HATES AMURRICA!!!! REANIMATE HIM, TRY HIM, AND THROW HIM IN GITMO!!!!
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2010, 01:16:15 AM
HERE'S WHAT I REALLY THINK OF ALL OF YOU!

FLOUNCE.
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Post by: Remington on February 10, 2010, 03:12:52 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 09, 2010, 09:22:25 PM
(BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, FREAK THE FUCK OUT, USE CAPSLOCK WHERE NECESSARY)

(quiet assertation that things aren't really as bad as they seem)
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Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2010, 03:54:46 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 10, 2010, 03:12:52 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 09, 2010, 09:22:25 PM
(BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, FREAK THE FUCK OUT, USE CAPSLOCK WHERE NECESSARY)

(quiet assertation that things aren't really as bad as they seem)

TAKING PERSONAL OFFENSE AT YOUR POST

STARING CONTEST
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Post by: NotPublished on February 10, 2010, 04:25:16 AM
Some unrelated comment trying to get attention.
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Post by: Bruno on February 10, 2010, 05:15:26 AM
MEE TO!
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Post by: Remington on February 10, 2010, 05:18:57 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 10, 2010, 03:54:46 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 10, 2010, 03:12:52 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 09, 2010, 09:22:25 PM
(BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, FREAK THE FUCK OUT, USE CAPSLOCK WHERE NECESSARY)

(quiet assertation that things aren't really as bad as they seem)

TAKING PERSONAL OFFENSE AT YOUR POST

STARING CONTEST
STARING INTO THE ABYSS

ABYSS IS STARING BACK
WHAT DO
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Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2010, 06:37:02 AM
KICK HIS ASS

woo

SHOW HIM WHOS BOSS
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Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 06:50:44 AM
<NON-GENRE-SAVVY POST ROOTED IN SOCIAL-FAIL.>

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Post by: Remington on February 10, 2010, 07:02:01 AM
<DEROGATORY COMMENT MOCKING YOU FOR LACK OF SOCIAL/GENRE CONTEXT KNOWLEDGE>
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Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2010, 12:43:09 PM
THREAD RUINED!!! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! I WILL NEVER EVER POST ANYTHING EVER AGAIN OR EVEN WRITE A SINGLE CHARACTER ON THIS BOARD STARTING FROM RIGHT NO--
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Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 02:26:06 PM
[VAGUELY RELATED FAILBOLG PIC]
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Post by: Richter on February 10, 2010, 02:40:10 PM
SEMI- WITTY STATEMENT SHOWCASEING MY INDIFFERENCE.
(unassuming speling error.)
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Post by: Salty on February 10, 2010, 03:26:45 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 10, 2010, 07:16:56 AM
TAKES MISALIGNED PERSONAL OFFENSE AT THIS THREAD!!!!  :argh!:
<PETULENCE DIRECTED AT YOUR SEEMINGLY IRRATIONAL OFFENSE TO COMPENSATE FOR MY EMBARRASING LACK OF GENRE-SAVVY>
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 10, 2010, 03:42:33 PM
<META-COMMENT!>
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Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
<!-- <META-COMMENT!> -->
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Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 03:47:28 PM
[OVER-THE-TOP POLEMIC AGAINST ALL THE FUCKERS WHO KEEP PERPETUATING THE DRAMA IN THIS THREAD]
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Post by: Richter on February 10, 2010, 03:59:35 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
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Post by: Freeky on February 10, 2010, 04:05:50 PM
AGREEMENT WITH BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2010, 07:30:06 PM
SHITS PANTS
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Post by: President Television on February 10, 2010, 08:33:02 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 10, 2010, 03:59:35 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

OFF-TOPIC ASSERTATION OF DISBELIEF IN BLOOD GOD
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Post by: Rumckle on February 10, 2010, 09:28:15 PM
ACCUSATION OF SOMEONE BEING DARUKO
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2010, 09:41:30 PM
POINTING OUT THIS SHIT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY IN ANOTHER THREAD BUT NOT LINKING THREAD BECAUSE CAN'T FIND IT.
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Post by: Remington on February 10, 2010, 09:46:52 PM
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2427/original/no_u3.jpg?1242666912)
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Post by: President Television on February 11, 2010, 12:22:46 AM
AD HOMINEM, I SAY!
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Post by: Richter on February 11, 2010, 12:45:56 AM
ACCUSATION OF STRAW MAN FOR THE SAKE OF FLOGGING AN EXPIRED EQUINE.
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Post by: President Television on February 11, 2010, 12:59:10 AM
RAGEFUL QUITTING OF FORUM FOR ABOUT A WEEK
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Post by: E.O.T. on February 11, 2010, 08:37:27 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 10, 2010, 03:59:35 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

What the fuck is this?! After a night at Nigels, my kids don't stop repeating this. It's funny, but...
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Post by: Jasper on February 11, 2010, 09:03:51 AM
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!  HIS WILL BE DONE!!
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Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 11, 2010, 09:44:42 AM
<UNINTENTIONAL PUN>
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Post by: Richter on February 11, 2010, 01:11:19 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 11, 2010, 09:23:11 AM
QuoteWhat the fuck is this?! After a night at Nigels, my kids don't stop repeating this. It's funny, but...

OHSHI-  :horrormirth: we um ... look .. I'll get called out for this, but we usualy don't go into the Blood God / Skull Throne part of Discordia till we've blindsided you with the innanity, and let you rack up a nice high post count and insinuated ourselves properly.

get out ...

WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!

for the sake of the childerens! why won't anyone think of the childerens?



PEDANTIC EXPLANAITION!

(not really, it's funnier developing it's own relevance)
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Post by: Pariah on February 11, 2010, 03:23:25 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on February 11, 2010, 09:44:42 AM
<UNINTENTIONAL PUN>
:lulz:
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 11, 2010, 06:12:23 PM
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE FORUM!!!
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2010, 06:17:19 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 11, 2010, 06:12:23 PM
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE FORUM!!!

THIS FORUM RUINED MY LIFE I USED TO BE NORMAL
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Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2010, 06:20:27 PM
YOU GUYS AREN'T BEING REAL DISCORDIANS! 
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Post by: BabylonHoruv on February 11, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 11, 2010, 08:37:27 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 10, 2010, 03:59:35 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

What the fuck is this?! After a night at Nigels, my kids don't stop repeating this. It's funny, but...

It's from Warhammer I believe.
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Post by: Richter on February 11, 2010, 06:28:10 PM
Yup.  It's the cry of the dsiciples of Khorne, the chaos god of Warfare, bloodshed, etc.  It amuses me to no end to think of Nigel's kids spouting it though.

"Nuts for the Nut God, Balls for the Ball throne." was Cram's doing.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2010, 06:34:00 PM
Hang on, Khorne, and Ima let you finish, but Richter's "HAM FOR THE HAM GOD" was the best battle cry of all time.

OF ALL TIME.
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Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2010, 06:35:07 PM
Oddly enough, I always thought the "blood for the blood god" riff was a satire of Christianity.
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Post by: . on February 11, 2010, 06:57:42 PM
I PEED MY PANCE BECAUSE THE THREAD IS TOO FUCKING FUNNEH!  :horrormirth:
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 12, 2010, 02:29:32 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 11, 2010, 06:20:27 PM
YOU GUYS AREN'T BEING REAL DISCORDIANS! 

ONLY GOD CAN JUGE ME!
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2010, 02:33:04 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 11, 2010, 08:37:27 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 10, 2010, 03:59:35 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

What the fuck is this?! After a night at Nigels, my kids don't stop repeating this. It's funny, but...

Hee hee!
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2010, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2010, 06:34:00 PM
Hang on, Khorne, and Ima let you finish, but Richter's "HAM FOR THE HAM GOD" was the best battle cry of all time.

OF ALL TIME.


HAM

FOR THE HAM GOD

OH, FUCK.  :lulz:
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Post by: Jasper on February 12, 2010, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 12, 2010, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2010, 06:34:00 PM
Hang on, Khorne, and Ima let you finish, but Richter's "HAM FOR THE HAM GOD" was the best battle cry of all time.

OF ALL TIME.


HAM

FOR THE HAM GOD

OH, FUCK.  :lulz:

Does this mean I can't call the infidels swine?
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Post by: President Television on February 12, 2010, 04:17:36 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 12, 2010, 03:28:50 AM
Does this mean I can't call the infidels swine?

If anything, it should encourage it. Kill infidel swine, make ham for ham god. Yes?
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Post by: Richter on February 12, 2010, 04:19:29 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 12, 2010, 02:35:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2010, 06:34:00 PM
Hang on, Khorne, and Ima let you finish, but Richter's "HAM FOR THE HAM GOD" was the best battle cry of all time.

OF ALL TIME.


HAM

FOR THE HAM GOD

OH, FUCK.  :lulz:

When I rant while stuck in traffic, I MUST remember to keep the windows up.
An SUV full of kids caught the meme.