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Started by Malaul, September 22, 2005, 04:27:40 AM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

We are all pretty good at doing stuff to piss people off, eh?  Whether we are trying or not :shock:  :roll:  :evil:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: MalaulFORK YOU


THAT WASNT A VERY KNIFE THING TO DO


M INSALTED


BY THIS PEPPERING OF ABUSE!!!

Ha ha, very punny

oh god, why am I encouraging it?

BADGE OF HONOR

QuoteHa ha, very punny

oh god, why am I encouraging it?

It's a disease.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

DJRubberducky

Quote from: frondoh god, why am I encouraging it?
Because we're incorrigible?
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Iron Sulfide

unfortunately mal, i'm feeling extreemly lazy.

so i'm not going to dig up anything i've done.

but since i'm feeling so lazy, good news:

you can steal anything i've ever written on the forums
that you can find.

as long as you mention that i do writing for hire, and can be contacted Via
these boards.

(before a judgement is passed, i tend to work better in general if  i know there's money
in it. i.e. stuff on this forums, anywhere /= my best stuff.)
Ya' stupid Yank.

Malaul

no money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Malaulno money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you

When's the next one due, O Slavedriving Publisher person?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iron Sulfide

Quote from: Malaulno money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you

erm, i caught that.

i meant that anything put in the mag...

oh nevermind. it's all copyleft for non-profeit and charitable causes.

this counts as a charitable cause. go for it mal.

the extra quip at the end of my post was for people who've negatively
criticized my work. c'est la vie.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Malaul

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Malaulno money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you

When's the next one due, O Slavedriving Publisher person?
issues go out on wednesdays

get em in when ever you can and we shall do the rest...
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

Quote from: Prater Festwo

the extra quip at the end of my post was for people who've negatively
criticized my work. c'est la vie.
ooooooooooooooo
I thought you were saying somethign else
my bad
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

NEWEST ISSUE OUT
lookslike LMNO's absynthe article got in
THey credited it at the top as GDT staff writers, o i guess youre Staff now LMNO

if your stuff didnt get in this time, there is always next week
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

IF YOU WANNA SEND STUFF TO GDT DO NOT SEND IT TO ME!!
it might get credtited to ME and not to YOU

DO NOT BE LAZY!!!

gdt@hellskitchen.org
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: MalaulNEWEST ISSUE OUT
lookslike LMNO's absynthe article got in
THey credited it at the top as GDT staff writers, o i guess youre Staff now LMNO

if your stuff didnt get in this time, there is always next week

Fuck that.  I took time out of my schedule to rework that rant, and they didn't bother.  Obviously, it was not up their high standards.

Fuck them.  I don't have time for this.  Permission for reprint withdrawn.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

Mal - LMNO's name appears at the bottom of the article....for great justice!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Iron Sulfide

i'll see if i can spend some time on this later,
i've got some reading to do, and then some music notation...
but other than that, not much planned for tonight.

maybe i'll send them one of my incredibly misleading short stories.
Ya' stupid Yank.