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I doubt Mango trees will grow where I am.

We can grow mesquite trees.  And Cactus.  And rocks.

Mezquites are badass, and they have these sharp pretty thorns.

Although you cant use them as ritual drugs... but you could cut the thorns in cross shapes and sell them to catholic fanatics (common practice btw).

[beheaded Ken because he 'displeased me']

When I was a kid I played horsie, beheaded Ken because he 'displeased me', made a Joan of Arc out of Barbie, and would tie myself up a lot before escaping (or laying around on my floor lol). 

.. trying to imagine it now.

I had a pet weed that I wanted to take care of, but I over-watered (not knowing at the time) it and thought to myself it'd never go firsty again and it would be very happy.

If there was an weed adoption program id like to be the thirst in line.

Although i could just walk into any abandoned terrain and do so.

A lot of times i interpret "stupid" as "passive agressive"; maybe i give them too much credit.

And the oddest thing was that, the computer they lent me had McAffe installed... funny thing is they never installed it (and neither did i).

Wonder if thats some odd variant of a trojan or idk wtf.

I no haz it now do.

3 weeks later... a new power source... new hard drive... and a complete formatting later...

My computer might just be ok now

(Avast, ENGAGE!)

Srsly, wtf

I love fake/draft walls.

Just scrolling to see the full extent of some pictures posted here i find utterly annoying.

I cant imagine fathoming that for every single post.

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TRUE FACT: Nigel was the real BVaseline Killer.

Fix't¿

Note: I have no idea what Baseline Killer means or refers to.

Geez, they reproduce like roaches, only one way to terminate them...

AVATAR PET !!

LOL ZE KITTEH

And speaking of purple:

I think i found LadyPurplEris myspace. 

http://www.myspace.com/erislovesyou

1.    Purple Mongoose    7 up, 5 down love it hate it
   
buy purple mongoose mugs, tshirts and magnets
during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.
Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.

I formally invite everyone to spew out some spagottry here.