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Started by Don Coyote, February 17, 2011, 11:25:43 PM

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Don Coyote

QuoteDo you have what it takes to operate independently, influencing foreign
governments and populations worldwide?  Have you ever wanted to have a
more dramatic impact on the lives of millions of people?  If so,
Psychological Operations should be your next career move.  A careful
review of your qualifications has indicated that you meet some of the
preliminary requirements for an assignment to the Psychological
Operations Career Field, MOS 37F. 



Psychological Operations Soldiers use persuasion to influence
perceptions and encourage desired behavior. The cornerstone of PSYOP is
truth, credibly presented to convince a foreign audience to cease
resistance or take actions favorable to friendly forces.  PSYOP Soldiers
are communicators who provide the commander with the ability to
communicate information to large audiences via radio, television,
leaflets and loudspeakers. The PSYOP Soldier's language skills, regional
orientation and knowledge of communications media provide a means of
delivering critical information to host-nation audiences.  Psychological
Operations are a vital part of the broad range of diplomatic,
informational, military, and economic (DIME) activities used by the U.S.
Government. PSYOP Soldiers use information to influence the behavior of
foreign audiences in support of U.S. policy and national objectives.

 
Used during peacetime, contingencies, and declared war, these activities
are non-lethal. They are force multipliers that use nonviolent means in
often violent environments.  Persuading rather than compelling
physically, they rely on logic, fear, desire or other psychological
factors to promote specific behaviors. The ultimate objective of U.S.
military Psychological Operations is to convince enemy, neutral, and
friendly governments, forces and populations to take actions favorable
to the United States and its allies.

Psychological Operations support national objectives at the tactical,
operational and strategic levels of operations. Strategic Psychological
Operations advance broad or long-term objectives; global in nature, they
may be directed toward large audiences or at key communicators.
Operational Psychological Operations are conducted on a smaller scale.
They are employed by theater commanders to target groups within the
theater of operations. Their purpose can range from gaining support for
U.S. operations to preparing the battlefield for combat. Tactical
Psychological Operations are more limited, used by commanders to secure
immediate and near-term goals. In this environment, these
force-enhancing activities serve as a means to lower the morale and
efficiency of enemy forces.



The Opportunity To Switch Is Now.  We will be holding Briefings on
Psychological Operations on 22-23 February at 1330 at the Evergreen
Theater, 3405 2nd Division Dr.



Prerequisites:

- Volunteer

- Rank of SPC-SSG

- TECH score of 101 to 105 or higher (depending on when you took the
ASVAB)

- Physical Profile: 111111 or 111121 (No profiles or duty limitations,
glasses are ok)

- Retention:  3 year service remaining upon the start of the 37F MOS-T


- UCMJ / Financial:  No recurring patterns

- Security Clearance:  Must have an interim secret clearance to apply

- DLAB score of 85+

- Airborne qualified or willing to volunteer for airborne training

-APFT card current within the last 6 months

-1059s from NCOESs (if applicable)

-Most current 5 NCOERs (if applicable)

-Memo stating why you want to reclass to PSYOP



Packet Requirements (documents can be downloaded from our website):

- Volunteer Statement

- Updated ERB 

- TECH score of 101 to 105 or higher                         

- Security Clearance:  Must have an interim secret clearance to apply

- DLAB score of 85+

- Airborne physical (must be current within the last year) if not
already Airborne qualified

-APFT card current within the last 6 months

-1059s from NCOESs (if applicable)

-Last 5 NCOERs (if applicable)

-Memo stating why you want to reclass to PSYOP



I don't think the Army really wants me to learn how to mind fuck large populations.

Don Coyote

QuoteUnited States Army Recruiting Command



www.usarec.army.mil/hq/recruiter



Recruit the Recruiter Team



WHAT: Ft Lewis Volunteer Recruiter Presentation

WHEN:

WHERE: Stone Ed Center, room C-231

ATTENTION

ALL SOLDIERS E4 through E7!!!

The RTR Team will brief the benefits, challenges, and the qualifications for, Recruiting Duty.



Enhance your career progression while helping provide the future legacy of the US Army!



Attendance by all NCO's is HIGHLY encouraged and Spouses are cordially invited. This briefing in no way obligates you for recruiting duty. A personal interview following the briefing will determine qualifications.




BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Don Coyote

QuoteFt. Lewis Soldiers
1st SFOD-DELTA (AIRBORNE) is conducting recruiting briefings for our Spring 2011 Assessment and Selection Course.  Because of the extremely unique mission of DELTA's operations, all MOS's are encouraged to apply.  For more information on DOD's highest priority unit and a possible career opportunity, make time to attend one of the following DELTA Briefings.  Interested soldiers should be a male in the ranks of SPC thru MSG (Officers at the CPT level), have at least 2.5 yrs TIS, be 21 yrs or older, and have a GT score of at least 110 or able to raise score to 110 or higher.

Briefing Date: 

Briefing Times: 1500hrs

Briefing Location: David L. Stone Army Education Center, Room # C-125, 6242 Colorado Ave, Ft Lewis

PT Test:  Location: Cowan Football Stadium (across from Waller Hall), Meet me in front and center of the brick covered bleachers. Uniform of choice.

IQ Testing:  0900hrs, Room # C-125, David L. Stone Army Education Center, 6242 Colorado Ave, Ft Lewis.

The briefing will last no longer than an hour. Ensure your Chain of Command is aware, that you will be attending.  The additional
IQ testing will take no longer than 1 hr 30  minutes.  If you are unable to attend the briefing, you are encouraged to attend the PT & IQ testing.

I seem to have lost the one that was typo riddled.

Captain Utopia


Don Coyote

QuoteOn behalf of the Commander, 75th Ranger Regiment, you're invited to attend the 75th Ranger Regiment Recruiting Briefing.



The 75th Ranger Regiment is a lethal, agile and flexible force, capable of executing a myriad of complex, joint special operations missions in support of U.S. policy and objectives. Today's Ranger Regiment is the Army's premier raid force. Each of the three geographically dispersed Ranger battalions are always combat ready, mentally and physically tough and prepared to fight the Long War. Their capabilities include air assault and direct action raids seizing key terrain such as airfields and destroying strategic facilities. Rangers are capable of conducting squad through regimental size operations using a variety of infiltration techniques including airborne, air assault and ground platforms. The Regiment remains an all-volunteer force with an intensive screening and selection process followed by combat-focused training. Rangers are resourced to maintain exceptional proficiency, experience and readiness. The 75th Ranger Regiment is a proud unit and a team of teams serving the nation – "Rangers Lead The Way"



The Ranger Recruiting Team will be conducting briefings on Fort Lewis on Tuesday 5 October at the Carey Theatre from 0730-1100. Below you will find our schedule.  We have chosen to conduct briefs at multiple times to provide you with the best opportunity to attend.  The briefing will take approximately 1 to 1 ½ hours to brief and answer questions.  Following the schedule below, you will see a link to our website containing More information on the 75th Ranger Regimen, please review it.  Make notes of anything you have questions about and bring them to the briefing.   




Our web address is www.goarmy.com/ranger.html 



As always, feel free to bring your family, friends or others to the briefing. 



We look forward to seeing you.



Schedule of Briefings


Date / Time / Location



All briefings will be held at the Carey Theatre



/ 0730, 0900 and 1030/ Carey Theatre



www.goarmy.com/ranger.html 



Cuz I would totally look the sexy in one of their berets.

Storebrand


Requia ☣

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 17, 2011, 11:25:43 PM
I don't think the Army really wants me to learn how to mind fuck large populations.

I have to agree, I mean, supposedly PSYOPS knows what its doing and would have written an add that got you off your ass to go apply if they had really wanted you instead of just fulfilling your obligations.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 18, 2011, 12:28:27 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 17, 2011, 11:25:43 PM
I don't think the Army really wants me to learn how to mind fuck large populations.

I have to agree, I mean, supposedly PSYOPS knows what its doing and would have written an add that got you off your ass to go apply if they had really wanted you instead of just fulfilling your obligations.

Wouldn't work on me anyways. I refuse to go Airborne. My legs are already fucked as it is.