okCupid

[The Johnny]

fucking okcupid, how does it work?

Anyhow, ive had more interesting interactions in PlentyOfFish, you ppl should try it out

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I dunno. I'm talking to a pretty chill guy right now. He likes X-Men almost as much as me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I may have pissed off a guy tonight, a 40 year old musician who spends his life touring around the US playing for tips and beer money with his wife, by telling him I liked ICP and John Coltrane. I think it was the ICP part that made him stop talking to me, though. :P

I have found that to be a great litmus test for almost anyone.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I may have pissed off a guy tonight, a 40 year old musician who spends his life touring around the US playing for tips and beer money with his wife, by telling him I liked ICP and John Coltrane. I think it was the ICP part that made him stop talking to me, though. :P

I have found that to be a great litmus test for almost anyone.

It's quick, it's easy, and it has the added bonus of pissing people off. :P

[Cain]

fucking okcupid, how does it work?

Anyhow, ive had more interesting interactions in PlentyOfFish, you ppl should try it out

Free to use?  Easily trollable?

If so, I might give it a try.

[LMNO]

I may have pissed off a guy tonight, a 40 year old musician who spends his life touring around the US playing for tips and beer money with his wife, by telling him I liked ICP and John Coltrane. I think it was the ICP part that made him stop talking to me, though. :P

So, the categories I'm seeing are:
OK Cupid
40 Years Old
Touring Musician
Married


Is he swinging, or just straight up looking to cheat?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

fucking okcupid, how does it work?

Anyhow, ive had more interesting interactions in PlentyOfFish, you ppl should try it out

By "more interesting" do you mean "funnier"? Because I'm not looking for a new boyfriend, I just forgot my password so I can't disable my account until I stop being lazy and either dig around for it or reset it.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I may have pissed off a guy tonight, a 40 year old musician who spends his life touring around the US playing for tips and beer money with his wife, by telling him I liked ICP and John Coltrane. I think it was the ICP part that made him stop talking to me, though. :P

So, the categories I'm seeing are:
OK Cupid
40 Years Old
Touring Musician
Married


Is he swinging, or just straight up looking to cheat?

I think he was looking for a hook-up for his epic beard, honestly. All his pictures were of the beard, except for a token one of him, his beard, and his wife.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today on okCupid : CPD gets hit on by bi married women looking for threesomes with their husbands . . . who want me to put them on speed dial and give them special ringtones for spontaneous 'romantic opportunities'.

[LMNO]

Congrats: you can be a fucktoy if you wish!


(sardonic)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Today on okCupid : CPD gets hit on by bi married women looking for threesomes with their husbands . . . who want me to put them on speed dial and give them special ringtones for spontaneous 'romantic opportunities'.

I love it when these people act like you should be flattered they asked.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Congrats: you can be a fucktoy if you wish!


(sardonic)

I'm tempted to do it and show up wrapped in latex with one of those anime masks on. But I think the point would be lost and I'd end up in the middle of a middle-aged bukkake.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today on okCupid : CPD gets hit on by bi married women looking for threesomes with their husbands . . . who want me to put them on speed dial and give them special ringtones for spontaneous 'romantic opportunities'.

I love it when these people act like you should be flattered they asked.

I love it when they get offended that you don't want to drop everything for a 'personal, in-person interview' after you politely decline their generous offer. And they either 1. offer you money or 2. call you a 'fake bi bitch' and stomp off in a pout.

okCupid is never-ending hilarity. I'm tempted to put a picture up of me in ICP clown make-up just to see what happens.

[Junkenstein]

Congrats: you can be a fucktoy if you wish!


(sardonic)

I'm tempted to do it and show up wrapped in latex with one of those anime masks on. But I think the point would be lost and I'd end up in the middle of a middle-aged bukkake.

....what the hell were you exactly invited to here?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Congrats: you can be a fucktoy if you wish!


(sardonic)

I'm tempted to do it and show up wrapped in latex with one of those anime masks on. But I think the point would be lost and I'd end up in the middle of a middle-aged bukkake.

....what the hell were you exactly invited to here?

Basically they're looking for a fuck-toy. I thought about showing up as a blow-up doll. :P