Ladies, Gentlemen, and whatever it is YOU are, Welcome to Zer0n's 1st Wheneverual Shit I'm Having Trouble Putting Up With Dump!
*simulated applause*
How this is gonna work is:
Someone(possibly me) spills some melodramatic bullcrap.
YOU spill some more!
We are then left with a giant bucket, containing a floating cesspool of Self-Pity!
And then we BURN IT!
Waaambulances are available at request.
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Quote from: zer0n on June 10, 2013, 11:07:45 PM
Well, for starters, I've been seeing some regular Greyface attacks on my not being a cabbage, such as
the story of Jackass Busdriver:
I was riding some form of mass transit, and I noticed some guy playing incomprehensible music on a shoulder-mounted boombox. I was entertained for a moment by the display of behaviour I had never seen, apart from stereotypical 80s everybody, but this changed after around 5 seconds, at which point I had gotten tired of his shit. I'm a tiny excuse for a 14-year-old, and so couldn't really risk having the crap beaten out of me by this large, bearded white guy. however, once I got on the bus I remembered some rule of some sort about volume, and decided to get the bus driver, a much larger man than I, to get this guy to stop playing what appeared to be an endless loop of 2 words. Long story short, jackass bus driver said that "you're not in control of life" and that the best solution was to just "let it roll of like water on a ducks back".
This man is a wonderful teacher to children everywhere, reminding them that the government is in control of everything, and that we civilians are powerless to change jack shit.
Oh yeah, also, I'm 14. let the "you're too young to do things" objections commence.
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This thread is dead. pay no attention
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dont expect others to do what you dont have the balls to do yourself, that would be the real lesson, little grasshopper
also, we in this board are pretty cynical and arent easily amused, so no need to use the "cool discordian lingo"
also, get off my lawn :fnord:
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2013, 02:11:04 AM
dont expect others to do what you dont have the balls to do yourself, that would be the real lesson, little grasshopper
also, we in this board are pretty cynical and arent easily amused, so no need to use the "cool discordian lingo"
also, get off my lawn :fnord:
Thanks Chungis. :)
chungis?
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2013, 02:22:20 AM
chungis?
I use random words I make up for my own amusement. they mean nothing.
Quote from: zer0n on June 11, 2013, 02:23:08 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2013, 02:22:20 AM
chungis?
I use random words I make up for my own amusement. they mean nothing.
ok, just keep in mind that making up words to communicate something to another person isnt very efficient, around here we call that "pinealism" or "word salad"
So you asked the bus driver to do something you were too chickenshit to do yourself, and you're mad because he wouldn't?
Tough titties, I guess.
Quote from: zer0n on June 11, 2013, 02:23:08 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2013, 02:22:20 AM
chungis?
I use random words I make up for my own amusement. they mean nothing.
Oh. I guess there's no point in reading them, then. Bye.
Let me guess: TDS?
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 05:21:51 AM
Let me guess: TDS?
That stands for something I should remember, doesn't it?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 11, 2013, 06:29:14 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 05:21:51 AM
Let me guess: TDS?
That stands for something I should remember, doesn't it?
Mark Zuckerberg's DIY surveillance empire and one of the groups on it in particular.
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 05:21:51 AM
Let me guess: TDS?
nope.
hey, can I get this thread deleted?
No.
You put it on the internet, it's always on the internet. Let this be a lesson to you. PRISM doesn't have a deletion policy, so neither do we.
I call our home-brew discordian version Kaleidoscope
Quote from: zer0n on June 11, 2013, 02:23:08 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2013, 02:22:20 AM
chungis?
I use random words I make up for my own amusement. they mean nothing.
Then you are incapable of communication. Good day.
Quote from: Cain on June 11, 2013, 07:53:43 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 11, 2013, 06:29:14 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 05:21:51 AM
Let me guess: TDS?
That stands for something I should remember, doesn't it?
Mark Zuckerberg's DIY surveillance empire and one of the groups on it in particular.
Ah, of course... AKA the least memorable people on earth.